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52671734 No.52671734 [Reply] [Original]

I want to invest my money but I'm too scared so it's just sitting in my bank account
also have $60k in cash sitting in robinhood
what do

>> No.52671744

>>52671734

Start by getting off if Robinhood.

>> No.52671751

>>52671734
if you buy crypto stick to Bitcoin and ETH. THAT'S IT. you've been warned.

>> No.52671762

Jesus man. Half in dudes funds, 25% btc and 25% eth.

What the fuck are you doing. Im gonna owe that much in tax and have 20k in my bank account

>> No.52671768
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52671768

>>52671734
be smart, no crypto. maybe like 5% of your investments into something like XMR and the rest into SPY and wheeling weeklies on TQQQ.

after 5x a nissan gt-r.

be happy.

>> No.52671771

>>52671762
Index lol not dude funds or whatever buy 60k in gay hookers. That’s better than keeping your money in the bank

>> No.52671775

>>52671762
>Im gonna owe that much in tax and have 20k in my bank account
This is how people got to jail, just fyi.

>> No.52671781

You can pay people to have their dick sucked by you for $1. Yes, i know you'll be slightly negative in the first couple weeks but you'll get good at it then charge the return customers $5 a suck.
You'll be a millionaire in no time.

>> No.52671785

>>52671734
ape everything into harold sonic obamo

>> No.52672194

ok how's this for a strategy
I have about $200k
so I can do $50k same day expiry faggy d's every friday for 4 weeks
if one of them hits for 10x I'm already at $500k
thoughts?

>> No.52672319

>robinhood
the first step is moving your money to a broker that wont 100% rug you
all brokers are shit but rh is objectively the most shit

>> No.52672359

i was sitting on 150k, i just put it all into TFLO which is short-term treasuries - 4% maybe soon 5% yield, no downside.
once the market shits the bed, i'll move it into SCHD/JEPI/VOO and never look again.

>> No.52672384

>>52671734
Start here bro. Https://www.ftx.us

>> No.52672931

>>52672359
Unironically a god tier port

>JEPI for some serious cash flow
>SCHD for stable long term compounding
>VOO for the staples

I would argue you're going to miss VB for small caps or VBR for small cap value but fuck it

>> No.52672973

>>52672359
>>52672931
What is the point of having it in TFLO and not just keeping cash if it stays pretty much the same price?