/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52670143]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52667520

[Anonymous No.52670169]

>>52670143
>Bhenchod Computer very green
Market is rekt tomorrow

[Anonymous No.52670179]

>bitcorn going up

[Anonymous No.52670184]

>futures mooning

0.5 basis points confirmed.

[Anonymous No.52670195]

there is going to be a Christmas rally right bros?

[Anonymous No.52670200]

>>52670179
>2022
>Buttcorn still above $5k

[Anonymous No.52670232]

>>52670184
sir futures are flat

[Anonymous No.52670239]

>>52670193
Yeah being assigned sucks, but you can always re-buy the call if the position is large enough to warrant it. If you are trying to hedge against losses with a position that is large enough to warrant tax considerations I would rather buy puts so I dont have to sell.

Covered calls are for shitty stocks that I think are stabilized eg blackberry. I bought on the way down in october and my calls basically become worthless overnight so free 5% gain. And now blackberry is already back up to where I wrote calls again.

Covered calls are for high premiums only. I dont get this meme implying they are low gains for massive risk. 5% monthly is massive.

[Anonymous No.52670250]

[Anonymous No.52670251]

>>52670179
Oh my.... I do business with some of those companies.

[Anonymous No.52670255]

>CRWD
my RSUs are never coming back.

[Anonymous No.52670259]

>>52670232
They're inching up. 5% confirmed somehow??

[Anonymous No.52670260]

You can always do rolling strike prices too. If you have 1 million in stocks you can write calls for $200,000 worth instead of all at once. And that $200,000 covered amount can all be at different prices. Eventually you get assigned and sell an amount that wont fuck you. If these are long term holds you really dont mind because it's only at 15-20% taxes.

[Anonymous No.52670261]

>>52670251
Based business doer.

[Anonymous No.52670279]

>>52670239
>re-buy the call if the position is large enough to warrant it
Sure I'll just buy hundreds of thousands of dollars in spy call options to replace my assigned shares and hope for the best

[Anonymous No.52670280]

Why bullish /smg/? Did someone turn on the printer?

[Anonymous No.52670282]

>>52670261
It's unfortunately been a while since I did any business with Cracker Barrel though... There aren't any in my state, at all

[Anonymous No.52670302]

>>52670179
>I give Kroger money

[Anonymous No.52670310]

>>52670280
empty delusion. we'll be back at 3600 in no time.

[Anonymous No.52670313]

>>52670302
It's ok anon

[Anonymous No.52670319]

Tomorrow better be fucking red Jerome..

>come in whistling
>inflation is still hot
>more aggressive rate hikes for longer
>black people need to get jobs and white people need to get laid off
>pain and suffering
>housing will come down
>no questions

[Anonymous No.52670320]

>>52670279
what? you wont get assigned until the call is deep ITM. So you re-buy it and now you just lost the difference from the premium you sold it and bought it at

[Anonymous No.52670323]

I have 500 shares of SOXL at an average of 30. Do I just keep dca'ing until I no longer want to cry? I want to know when it's going to be 50+ again

[Anonymous No.52670329]

Mexifag here, got a phone newer than 15 years and been doing some research to get started on Webull and maybe RH.

I've looked everywhere but so far nothing tells me how they actually work out taxes.

I mean, down here you can just about ignore them unless you have an actual business or make a ton of cash.

Most of the time taxes are just retained by whatever is moving money around but since this is foreign stuff every video only shows how to find the pdf's generated by the app.

Any fellow beaner can tell me if I can just start dumping my money on the funny line or am I going to get fucked by the fed for not sending them information they already have?

[Anonymous No.52670340]

>>52670239
>5% monthly is massive.
Or you can do what I did and buy spy at the top, sell covered calls, market goes down 30% and now all the strikes to pick have you selling your shares for a loss. So yes it can be risky if the stock slides like it did for me. But I was an idiot for buying at the top I suppose. But whatever I'm new at this. But idk I'm tempted to sell covered calls on my managed account but the ETFs I'm in have very low option activity so it's not even worth it.

[Anonymous No.52670347]

>>52670323
no. 3x leveraged funds approach 0 over time due to decay, you need to buy 2x leverage if you want to hold long term.

[Anonymous No.52670367]

>>52670347
Man people are still saying this huh

[Anonymous No.52670371]

>>52670340
dude it's the s&p 500, who the fuck cares if youre at a loss. you reduced your cost basis by the premium you got. you will eventually go back up lol. but yeah next time if you think youre at the top you can buy an OTM put as well to cover the downside risk and cap your loss

[Anonymous No.52670380]

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[Anonymous No.52670382]

>>52670367
statistically proven over multiple indexes , the last 5 years are a huge outlier because it's gone up massively to cover the decay.

[Anonymous No.52670383]

>>52670320
Ok maybe assigned isn't the right term, calls expire ITM and get exercised.

[Anonymous No.52670386]

>>52670323
cover yourself by buying SOXS

[Anonymous No.52670399]

>>52670319
>tfw no qt HK rebel autist GF

[Anonymous No.52670414]

>>52670380
no wonder vanguard won't let me buy these funds

[Anonymous No.52670418]

>>52670386
>the forbidden soxs/soxl portfolio
>guaranteed to lose money both ways

Incredibly based investing advice from /smg/ as usual

[Anonymous No.52670437]

>>52670418
Sure, you probably won't make any money, but the risk will be lower.

[Anonymous No.52670445]

>>52670418
I will write naked calls on soxl at $10 and you cant stop me

[Anonymous No.52670455]

>>52670445
I bought SOXL at $6 last time. I'll buy it when it goes to $4 for the next bear market rally

[Anonymous No.52670462]

>>52670371
>you reduced your cost basis by the premium you got
Yea but you can't keep selling safe covered calls when it's down. You are risking parting with those shares at a loss in order to collect said premium. Let's say I buy 100 shares of spy at $470 and now here we are at $395. If I'm selling monthly cc's the premium on the calls with strikes above $470 are going to be nothing because it's so OTM. But if I pick a strike for anything less than that I run the risk of selling for a loss. Why would anyone want to sell SPY for a loss just because they "lowered their cost basis" with the premium collected on the CC. The premium is peanuts

[Anonymous No.52670465]

>>52670399
You know a gf is nothing but a pain to live with right? or are just memein

[Anonymous No.52670467]

>holding LETF long term when rates are over 4%
when will you learn?

[Anonymous No.52670478]

First for soxl crashing this week

[Anonymous No.52670484]

>>52670467
I'm going to hold SQQQ for awhile

[Anonymous No.52670497]

>>52670467
My portfolio is all leveraged bear etfs. They are based as fuck.

[Anonymous No.52670503]

>>52670347
The way a lot of these companies are managed, 1x is too leveraged.

[Anonymous No.52670506]

BTC is up 3%, ETH up double. Place your bets for what Jerry says tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52670513]

test

[Anonymous No.52670515]

>>52670380
Hey, you're not allowed to post fake "sponsored by" posts anymore. I got a 10 day bay for it and in my successful appeal promised to warn other anons. So here's your warning.

[Anonymous No.52670523]

>>52670462
yeah then you start writing puts when it's at a price you like and dont care about buying.

covered calls are a bet on crabbing or minor upward movements if you get it wrong then it sucks yes, and i dont write calls on the entire underlying position only about half. i am usually bullish on the stock i hold just assuming the price catalyst wont happen at the time i write calls

[Anonymous No.52670526]

Why is META crabbing
You told me it's doomed to fail, bobros

[Anonymous No.52670536]

>>52670526
Idk boomers are retail still think VR is the future or some shit.

[Anonymous No.52670537]

>>52670515
wow.. so you're like an enslaved pseudo-janny

[Anonymous No.52670540]

is it bad to store raw honey in the fridge?

[Anonymous No.52670550]

If we green tomorrow we're gonna hit $11

[Anonymous No.52670558]

>>52670540
It can crystallize

[Anonymous No.52670563]

Wtf is with MyPillows? Literally Everytime I walk into my caretakers room or livingroom there is a Mypillows advertisement on, they must have a lot of money to run ads 24/7. How do I invest in this?

[Anonymous No.52670566]

>>52670540
It'll crystallize/freeze. Honey is a natural preservative, just leave it in the pantry

[Anonymous No.52670576]

>>52670497
you and me both

[Anonymous No.52670577]

>>52670515
i'm sorry pseudo janny / JBP apologist but this is a real sponsored post, i work for david soxl

[Anonymous No.52670580]

>>52670563
i think it's a private company.

[Anonymous No.52670593]

>>52670540
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.52670595]

What is the nikkei doing? And HK 50 is all over the place.

[Anonymous No.52670608]

>>52670558
>>52670566
thx

[Anonymous No.52670610]

>>52670593
Ketchup is shit. Ranch is better for all ketchup applications

[Anonymous No.52670613]

>>52670537
I guess so... If I don't give a warning and they find out...? I can only imagine

[Anonymous No.52670623]

>>52670595
Japs are intelligent so they are going to dump on Americans before America can dump on them. Based

[Anonymous No.52670627]

>>52670313
hi, you re cute. i should go to kroger more often compare to walmart

[Anonymous No.52670635]

>>52670593
>mfw Canadians wear their belts to bed

[Anonymous No.52670636]

>>52670184
IT'S NOT AN FOMC MEETING TOMORROW

>>52670195
CHRISTMAS RALLY OCCURS AFTER A DUMP
WE HAVEN'T DUMPED YET
LEARN TO READ

[Anonymous No.52670650]

>>52670623
something is weird. Asian market is usually comfy market, but today all is over the place and disciplined japs look like falling each other while chinese money seem to pump int Hong Kong

[Anonymous No.52670654]

>>52670635
We also wear socks in the shower.

[Anonymous No.52670668]

>>52670563
>my caretakers

[Anonymous No.52670679]

Now I see, dxy is dumping

[Anonymous No.52670686]

When the fed pivots and cuts rates then the market will dump really hard. So why aren't you all buying like crazy right now?
It Always rallies before the pivot then dumps after

[Anonymous No.52670699]

>>52670636
We bottom usually at the end of november. we will probably keep dropping and crab until the low CPI reading in dec.

[Anonymous No.52670706]

>>52670679
>down 0.18%

Stop staring at futures dude. They are always bullshit. They were green all night last night and it was a red day

[Anonymous No.52670716]

>>52670627
I don’t see any of them eating. Must be a staged photo.

[Anonymous No.52670726]

>>52670686
true. after pivot 3 months of shit. then up

[Anonymous No.52670728]

>>52670699
It will dump 50% when they cut rates though

[Anonymous No.52670730]

>>52670686
Can you niggers shut up about a fucking pivot for one thread? We have atleast two more confirmed hikes and inflation is still fucked

[Anonymous No.52670748]

>>52670716
like that ?

[Anonymous No.52670757]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.52670764]

>>52670706
asian markets are open, forex is open. something happened, not sure what.

[Anonymous No.52670767]

>>52670699
>we bottom usually
So your brain is telling you that we go down another 1000 on the nasdaq and 5000 on the dow in the next week?

[Anonymous No.52670787]

>bitcoin POOOOOOOOOMPING hard
Scamwick. It's going to be a pump tomorrow morning. Bobos will get heemed. But then Jpow speaks and it immediately reverses, violently, like a man taking a fat dump.

>>52670595
Asians are wise to jpow's tricks.

[Anonymous No.52670799]

>>52670636
>Season 32
What the fuck are the chapters even about?
i stopped watching around season 8 or so

[Anonymous No.52670807]

>>52670787
The shitcoin dominance is near the all time high, I have no idea why shitcoins stay so valuable.

[Anonymous No.52670819]

Remember TA is just patterns and Numbers.

[Anonymous No.52670823]

c-can we go back to low volatility? this is scary

[Anonymous No.52670827]

>>52670807
>check board
>"bro buy doggy woggy ding dong this is going to the moon"
The shitcoin holders haven't given up, some guy told me he bought 5 figures of doge because he thinks musk will pump it with a tweet.

[Anonymous No.52670841]

>>52670799
you should watch. Lisa has an OnlyFan. they keep the show updated and fresh and the baby girl as transition as a men

[Anonymous No.52670847]

>>52670827
Then I wonder when the dump happens

[Anonymous No.52670853]

>>52670847
The dump happens when I'm in the restroom after my morning coffee.

[Anonymous No.52670865]

>>52670686
>When the fed pivots and cuts rates then the market will dump really hard
ok retard

[Anonymous No.52670884]

basic arbitrage is that I choose a cute chinese girlfriend and pump her full of babies right?

[Anonymous No.52670891]

What the hell is Web3

[Anonymous No.52670901]

>>52670891
It's when apple finally dies along with netflix and facebook and a web that isn't totally controlled by a handful of trannies working for the CIA emerges.

[Anonymous No.52670913]

>>52670891
Money laundering and fraud
>just like crypto?
Just like crypto
Buried underneath the memes and VC funding is endless spiritual successors to the Juicero

[Anonymous No.52670918]

>>52670627
is there a good youtube channel that highlights amerifats like this?

[Anonymous No.52670931]

>>52670465
>You know a gf is nothing but a pain to live with right?
that is certainly a likely, but untested by me, hypothesis
> are just memein
I'm not memein I'm dreamin know the difference

[Anonymous No.52670933]

This faggot is gonna Jackson Hole the market AGAIN.

[Anonymous No.52670948]

>>52670767
>nasdaq
5000
nigga you crazy.

If it did drop like that right now we will get another epic rebound most likely on the same day. We are not going to lower lows this year. Next year most likely. But everyone is so goddamn bearish. We will probably first have a fake golden rally before the real crash to shake off all these clinging fake trend following faggot bears. Who think they are staring in the next movie The Most Obvious Crash.

Synopsis of the FLIM: Everyone thought the markets were going to crash. But one man. A contrarian named PEPE thought otherwise. He took risks when everyone else wouldn't. He saw what everyone could not see. His calculated bets paid off big time. He took full advantage of the impending economic collapse everyone was expecting. Whenever all the pros agree, it's time to choose a different side.

[Anonymous No.52670953]

>>52670933
I opened up a short position on real estate with the premise that a recession will lead to commercial real estate dumping hard as Amazon etc are already no longer expanding warehouses etc.

[Anonymous No.52670967]

>>52670933
>TFW you don't get a sweet vacation to one of the most beautiful parts of the USA every year

[Anonymous No.52670991]

>Korean truckers try to strike
>government immediately shuts them down
I fucking hate the government like you wouldn't believe

[Anonymous No.52671034]

>>52670918
dont know but if you find one tell us

[Anonymous No.52671037]

>>52670891
It’s peer-to-peer transfer of information, like Napster.

[Anonymous No.52671048]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52671049]

>>52670991
how can they shut it down?
Do they force them to drive or something?

[Anonymous No.52671067]

>>52670953
On one hand REITs are holding a lot of garbage properties. On the other hand... You know who

[Anonymous No.52671071]

>>52670933
>he's still fighting the fed
You know anon. You can buy bonds. It's a thing you can do.

[Anonymous No.52671082]

>>52671049
>pull their license
>22k fine
>jail time
just like railroads, government makes it illegal to quit
>>52671067
It's gonna take awhile. My belief if they rallied too hard on soft landing so theyre due to get wrecked again.

[Anonymous No.52671092]

>>52671067
yes good idea fight the gov https://finance.yahoo.com/news/us-government-back-mortgages-more-174157702.html RE is 15% GDP they will pump it as much as possible. Cancel 50k in house loan will happen before you realize. the cost for gov ? 5 trillion ? add it on the 30T debt....will deal with it later

[Anonymous No.52671096]

>>52670948
the next film will be about how everyone though bonds were safe, and one retard contrarian shorted the bond market during an obvious recession

[Anonymous No.52671101]

>>52671034
also I always found it very puzzling that americans - of all people - build entrances and exists to grocery stores this narrow that even an ethiopian would struggle to fit

[Anonymous No.52671105]

>The world is now shocked that this guy was juicing
How do I invest in HGH/roids?

[Anonymous No.52671126]

>>52671101
That's not typical of modern grocery stores, but there are definitely small, older establishments where the doors are standard-human-sized.

[Anonymous No.52671160]

>>52670819
all patterns are derived from the relationship of numbers but from where are numbers derived? they are derived from the abyss. the state of non-being and being. you can not recognize form, property or state outside the boundary of the square. through chaos, order was born.

zero dimension begot 1 dimension
the point begot the line, the line begot the triangle

the line also begot the circle as the curve of pi 3.14 and other golden ratio/holy numbers are applied.

[Anonymous No.52671173]

>20 million less iphones
oh no pump it

[Anonymous No.52671180]

BTC is running. Don't care too much about futures. But like I said today. My astrology is telling me tomorrow might be bounce.

This market is wrecking bears and bulls alike.

[Anonymous No.52671184]

>>52671101
ethiopian like pic related ?

[Anonymous No.52671196]

>>52671105
he got ab etching too LUL

[Anonymous No.52671203]

>>52671180
bye bye 16k

[Anonymous No.52671212]

>>52671173
If there is one stock to buy Calls on during the JP pump it would be AAPL for being oversold + its the safest stock AND largest held in ETFs

[Anonymous No.52671214]

>>52670819
>>52671160
Pointless.all is trapped inside the circles

[Anonymous No.52671229]

>>52671180
I'm glad I bought calls today your track record is good

[Anonymous No.52671231]

Been MIA frens.
So wtf is up with this eternal crab? How are we even near 4k S&P? No crash yet? I feel like we're in stagflation. Even my high income household is cutting back. I guess the fallout of us not eating out every night is yet to be felt.

[Anonymous No.52671232]

>>52671160
https://web.archive.org/web/20160112193916/http://timecube.com/

[Anonymous No.52671238]

>>52671082
I was going to respond with an actual reply but I don't want to be banned again by jannie. So instead I'm gonna open a short position on KORU (stock related)

[Anonymous No.52671246]

>>52671173
>>52671212
you're underestimating the boycotting powers of boomers

[Anonymous No.52671247]

>Stocks, Bonds, Cryptos.

You're all getting set up.

[Anonymous No.52671271]

bro's I am making steak and artichoke, banged my gf 3 times after taking a week off work. I have a chartreuse cocktail and my portfolio was yesterday. god bless

[Anonymous No.52671275]

>>52671105
Long companies that use roided out freaks (male or "female") for advertising. It's wildly effective even if it's in part directly responsible for the explosion of troons and weak men nowadays as well as fucking up chicks with wildly unhealthy body standards. Turns out eugenics is as simple as making people think they're ugly, getting them fat with goyslop so they know and feel that they're ugly, and then pumping them full of mind altering chemicals that make it impossible to accept being ugly as anything other than a case for suicide.

Granted you'd be selling your soul for troonery just because it's profitable in an esg environment, but I'm not going to pretend everyone here wouldn't piss in the others veins if they made 20$ in the process.

[Anonymous No.52671276]

SPY 395 seems like the bottom of the crab market for the next 2 weeks, based on my data point of 1

[Anonymous No.52671293]

>>52671275
>but I'm not going to pretend everyone here wouldn't piss in the others veins if they made 20$ in the process.
I would do it for free nigger

[Anonymous No.52671297]

>>52671184
I want this whale to sit on my lap and let me play with her tits and belly.

Anyway this is a weird week, nothing but crabs, kangaroos, and salads in stocks...

[Anonymous No.52671302]

>>52671276
And what data that be?

[Anonymous No.52671317]

>>52671297
Papa Powell is spooking the markets. EoW we will likely decide on a direction.

[Anonymous No.52671321]

>>52671231
Funny or sad take your pick. But for grins I looked up what most of my utility bills were (minus nat gas and garbage) when I first moved into the house. Then I looked at last months bill. The costs were pretty close to the same. The difference? Old bill from way back reflected the fact I had cable then. V.S the latest one in which I don't.

[Anonymous No.52671353]

>>52671321
Oh. Our utilities went WAAYYYY up. And I can't get groceries (or gas) without paying well over 100$. It's been like this for months now, but for whatever reason, it's feeling worse as of late. We just decided that we're going to cut way back, yet others are still spending for Christmas and shit? We live in a tech city so people are constantly eating out and spending here; still, noticed a significant reduction over the past couple months.
Maybe this catches up with us eventually? If the Fed reverses rates, then we're fucked forever.

[Anonymous No.52671360]

>>52671271
Anyone that longs MRNA is shorting humanity

[Anonymous No.52671367]

recommendations on what to buy?

[Anonymous No.52671376]

>>52671367
NGE

[Anonymous No.52671383]

>>52670478
You mouth to JPows ears.

I’m loaded to the gills with short dated SOXL puts

[Anonymous No.52671394]

If the market gaps down -> Buy Calls before JP speaks
If the market gaps up -> Buy Puts then Buy Calls before JP speaks
If the market opens flat and dumps -> Buy Puts then Buy Calls before JP speaks
If the market opens flat and rallys -> Buy Puts then Buy Calls before JP Speaks
If you're risk tolerant Buy Calls/Puts right when the first 1 minute candle spikes up/down when JP starts speaking
Calls/Puts surge 100-200% ~30minutes to 0 minutes when JP speaks

[Anonymous No.52671397]

>>52671180
I'm a bobo and bought calls at the bell to inverse myself

[Anonymous No.52671436]

>>52671394
I'm buying ATM money calls and Puts right before he speaks, and setting limit sell orders individually for +21% each, and they will both get triggered quickly I bet.

[Anonymous No.52671455]

>>52670467
>>52670478
>>52670484
>>52670497
>>52670503
>>52670506
>>52670513
>>52670515
>>52670523
Niggers, all of you

[Anonymous No.52671469]

>>52671455
Thanks for not calling me one

[Anonymous No.52671470]

It's literally over tomorrow isn't it bros
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uHh4cPbzbUo

[Anonymous No.52671481]

>>52671353
Now the thing that has gone up is our grocery bill. That's the biggest hike to our monthly expenses. Nat gas for this winter should be a fun thing to deal with to. Nat gas in nov 2021 v.s nov 2022's bill was around a 16 dollar difference. (hike)

[Anonymous No.52671500]

anyone buying btu? or too late and it will go down

[Anonymous No.52671538]

>>52671397
Well good for you. You might just make pennys on the dollar tomorrow for a potential bounce.

[Anonymous No.52671547]

God i fucking love the fed economy. Waiting for the king to speak and swinging trillion dollar markets 2-3% in any direction or both within 30 minutes. Fake and gay economy.

>p.s. buy both calls and puts

[Anonymous No.52671554]

How is 5 secret service rental cars bursting into flames not suspicious? Was this supposed to be a false flag but they backed out? Do secret service smoke too much? Were they just shitty vehicles that spontaneous ignite? Weird

[Anonymous No.52671555]

>>52671229

[Anonymous No.52671558]

>>52671547
>>52671436
You have doomed us to crab tomorrow, and not in the violent fun way

[Anonymous No.52671575]

>>52671554
1 caught fire and it spread to the other nearby vehicles
>>52671455
Nice dubs. Check out MINE --------------^

[Anonymous No.52671602]

>>52671481
Also, friends' rents are going up. I've been expecting a serious crash for like two years now and the fed wants to pivot after some small (probably fake) change in the CPI?

[Anonymous No.52671618]

>>52671481
i used to keep my house at 19c, now i keep it at 15c. my bill is only 20% cheaper despite using half the amount of gas.
kind of crazy

[Anonymous No.52671630]

>pennies on the dollar
Most people just call that making 32%,or whatever it ends up being, but word it however you like.

[Anonymous No.52671649]

what time does the king speak?

[Anonymous No.52671654]

>>52671558
Well I have crab spreads set up as well.

[Anonymous No.52671662]

>>52671602

[Anonymous No.52671678]

>>52671618
Think we're going to try going without heating (as much as possible) and zero Christmas travel or spending. I just don't feel confident spending as I want as much possible cash on hand in case shit starts crashing or mooning.

[Anonymous No.52671679]

>>52671618
europoor ?

[Anonymous No.52671683]

>>52671649
13:30

[Anonymous No.52671709]

>>52671683

[Anonymous No.52671750]

I've lowered the temperature in my apartment to make me a better, more crisp trader. It is currently 65F in here and I am only wearing my underwear. I don't know if that's low enough, but if I want to think clearly when buying and selling... it's what I have to do. My goal is to get below 60F, but that will take some time.

[Anonymous No.52671772]

>>52671554
Biden probably diddled kids inside one of those cars

[Anonymous No.52671829]

>>52671683
Jpow is not gonna pivot. but the market may pump on him saying the same thing he has been saying for the past several months because short-term traders are retarded.

[Anonymous No.52671832]

>>52671679
canada, so our prices arent even nearly as bad as eu
>>52671678
i hope you mean minimal heating, cause otherwise your pipes will freeze

[Anonymous No.52671835]

>>52671750
just take cold showers you idiot

[Anonymous No.52671841]

>nothing to see here
The Daily Mail reports:

Since the crash that killed Taran happened in good, clear weather – and after another passenger reportedly cancelled last minute – mystery now surrounds the billionaire’s death.

Taran, the co-founder of trading and investment platform Libertex and Forex Club, was flying from Lausanne with an experience pilot in a single-engined H130 helicopter when it crashed at around 1pm on November 25.

A 35-year-old French pilot was also killed.

[Anonymous No.52671851]

Think your bills are fucked. Read this; Poor fuckers are getting a 61% water bill increase and it's nothing they did to deserve it. More like the fucks in city govt blew it big time and are passing the buck to the tax payer.https://www.lex18.com/news/explaining-georgetowns-water-and-sewer-rate-increase

[Anonymous No.52671853]

>>52671841
>helicopter
Kobe died in a Helicopter. They're whirling death traps.

[Anonymous No.52671863]

>>52671575
This is why the new economy needs extra large parking spaces for EV.

[Anonymous No.52671869]

>>52671835
I do already
I'm also thinking of trying an ice bath

[Anonymous No.52671873]

>>52671772
He would never touch a kid. All those videos of him sniffing kids and rubbing his thumb on little girls nipples is photoshopped Russian disinformation, CHUD!

[Anonymous No.52671885]

>>52671853
It was really foggy when Kobe died. This was clear day. Even I've rode in helicopters a few times. They don't just drop out of the sky for no reason

[Anonymous No.52671896]

>>52671832
I'm not anywhere cold enough for that to happen. Regardless, cancelling vacation as well was a big step. I just don't understand how small businesses haven't gone under en masse yet (like during Covid). Are they just covering losses with more loans? Are they getting extensions on payments or something? Things still aren't pre-covid.

[Anonymous No.52671926]

>>52671832
depend on the state i guess. North East looks bad but south tx is fine for now until its become really cold....ehn the gov will go on a plane to mexico it means it s game over

[Anonymous No.52671932]

>>52671896
covid was worse than any recession my man, they literally forced people to not leave their houses. this is just a minor slowdown from interest hikes. totally different

[Anonymous No.52671933]

>>52671841
What the fuck is wrong with the new rich and dying in flying accidents? It's honestly outlandish at this point.

[Anonymous No.52671945]

>>52670823
wtf are you talking about vol has been selling off like a motherfucker

[Anonymous No.52671951]

>>52671896
I report every locally owned small business to the ADL regularly. It’s disgusting how antisemetic it is that they continue to operate independently from our markets.
I suggest you all do the same.

[Anonymous No.52671960]

>>52671933
Helos are sketchy AF
imagine betting your life on one engine

[Anonymous No.52671967]

Bros... I am currently hearing A LOT of sirens. My internet went out for about 5 minutes
I think something big is going on

[Anonymous No.52671974]

>>52671933
Well somebody got 'lucky' by backing out of the flight at the last second

[Anonymous No.52671990]

>>52671967
Nah, it's all quiet over here in these parts, just a little drizzle is all

[Anonymous No.52671994]

crowd strike got absolutely BTFO today holy shit

[Anonymous No.52671995]

If I work in finance, gambling on options is really just funding my own employment isn’t it?

[Anonymous No.52672010]

>>52671995
Is the part of finance you work in degenerate options market making?

[Anonymous No.52672032]

>>52671995
Yea kind of, but like any habit it can be quite addicting, exhilarating, and devastating

[Anonymous No.52672039]

>>52670259
Phonefag!

Captcha: 404 VNX
Short VNX?

[Anonymous No.52672043]

>>52671932
zoomer detected. You clearly don't remember 2008. I haven't seen people living in campers yet. Shit is as bad for my family as it was during 2008, yet no one else is feeling it? Things are worse than they were during Covid because we didn't have insane inflation.

>>52671951
Not a bad idea. We should accelerate the process because I'm sick of nothing happening.

[Anonymous No.52672042]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52672046]

>>52671974
Probably headed back to buy flight insurance from the vending machine.

[Anonymous No.52672049]

>>52671967
been nice knowin u m8
tell us if anything noteworthy happens

[Anonymous No.52672055]

>>52672010
Yes. I literally do derivatives trade management. If it’s good for the brokers it’s good for me

>>52672032
True that. I actually have not made money in 2 years but I love them 0dte swings

[Anonymous No.52672140]

>>52671995
>>52672055
What sort of options spreads do you guys run?

[Anonymous No.52672141]

>>52672043
Is it really not that bad everywhere else? I drive past a homeless ghetto everytime I go to the office, and all along the freeway are busted RVs and pallet villages. My friend's BR girlfriend when we called them "our favelas", stating that the favelas are much nicer. I figured it was like that everywhere, or at least anywhere near a major city.

[Anonymous No.52672143]

I told you to buy Wayfair

[Anonymous No.52672147]

>>52671967
how is the weather in china ?

[Anonymous No.52672151]

>>52672055
I made +40% on a couple 0DTE butterfly spreads today in a few mins just for fun. The gamma risk is so fun and so nerve wracking at the same time

[Anonymous No.52672161]

>>52672147
Beatings will continue until the mandate of heaven is restored.

[Anonymous No.52672165]

>>52672140
flush the fucking toilet

[Anonymous No.52672166]

>>52671360
anon I am thinking of adding GEO for something else, maybe T

[Anonymous No.52672186]

>>52671829
no were not we're making money while you seethe

[Anonymous No.52672192]

>>52672147
My part of the USA resembles India more than China....

[Anonymous No.52672202]

>>52672140
I never win with debit spreads, I just can’t win with them, for spreads I only do standard selling credit spreads. My forte though is betting big on UVXY calls and losing it all

[Anonymous No.52672208]

>>52672151
You lucky fucker. Enjoy your gains

[Anonymous No.52672234]

>>52672202
I only trade butterfly spreads. Could be bullish, bearish, or crabbish. Usually 2DTE but up to 7DTE and sometimes 0DTE or 1DTE for fun

[Anonymous No.52672243]

E-Trade's fucked up. Logged in. Went to see how much income I'm bagging. Tab displays "have you taken your required RMD yet" question instead. Uh, well for one thing I'm nowhere close to age 72 yet and for another that's more in line with my 401k which E-Trade doesn't have any involvement with. So I dunno. Everything else works fine though.

[Anonymous No.52672252]

>>52672202
Debit spreads are often at the whim of the market makers where pricing is asymmetrical. Sometimes for me the sold part of the leg increases value faster than the bought part does. Especially id I am doing a degenerate otm spread. But you probably are only doing extremely liquid ones so not a big problem?

[Anonymous No.52672264]

>>52672192
you have no idea how bad it is

[Anonymous No.52672265]

>>52672243
What's RMD?

[Anonymous No.52672278]

>>52672265
Required minimum distribution.

[Anonymous No.52672285]

>>52672265
https://www.irs.gov/retirement-plans/plan-participant-employee/retirement-topics-required-minimum-distributions-rmds after a certain age you must BY LAW redeem the shares.

[Anonymous No.52672286]

>>52672192
San fran anon?

[Anonymous No.52672288]

>>52672264
Wtf? Hopefully they can charge that fat nasty fuck with something

[Anonymous No.52672292]

>>52672234
They’re literally goat, leverage on top of leverage. You’re finna make it anon

>>52672252
Yeah I only trade options on SPY basically, so pretty flush pricing

>>52672265
Required minimum distribution, you can’t just leave your kids a pile of tax free cash anon that would be cheating

[Anonymous No.52672294]

>>52672043
Only poor people were affected by 2008
Nobody cares

[Anonymous No.52672309]

>>52672286
No, but west coast

[Anonymous No.52672315]

>>52672055
have you tried not being an idiot and doing longer term options? short term is gambling. LEAPS are investing with leverage.

[Anonymous No.52672316]

>>52672292
The day I retire is the day I commit legal suicide.

[Anonymous No.52672322]

>>52672043
anon there are thousands of people who live in tents and campers in seattle and sf alone. I cannot imagine LA

[Anonymous No.52672330]

>>52672165
>>52672264
More please

[Anonymous No.52672334]

>>52672202
>for spreads I only do standard selling credit spreads
Same. I like the volatility smirk on indexes/ETFs which adds some win probability for put credit spreads. What sort of deltas do you have your legs at, and do you generally trade LETFs?

>>52672234
I prefer iron condors with SPY but that's just me.

[Anonymous No.52672369]

For me, it's diagonal spreads.

[Anonymous No.52672378]

>>52672369
I diagonally spread you're moms legs

[Anonymous No.52672388]

>>52672292
I'm kinda liking these new Tues and Thurs options. How has that effected you?

[Anonymous No.52672398]

>>52672369
I've done a few double calendars with one side diagonal. You got any diagnosis open currently?

[Anonymous No.52672402]

>>52672378
I did too when I was born
Checkmate fag

[Anonymous No.52672411]

>>52672315
I’m just using play money, my retirement account is in some boring water ETF’s and SPY. I’m addicted to waking up and watching my account at +200% I won’t lie, leaps are too slow

>>52672334
I generally trade 0.6-0.8 for a little bit of safer leverage gains on selling the spreads. Generally they expire and net a solid 15-20% gains, and you can roll them over to the next expiry. I don’t trade LETF’s, I’m fine with buying my own theta I don’t need some asshat to load me up on decay thank you

[Anonymous No.52672420]

>>52672411
leaps can go 300% in a week too

[Anonymous No.52672432]

>>52672388
They have like zero liquidity outside the trading range still on the TU/TH options, I’m always sussed the fuck out buying them because even with small money one buy makes up like 0.01% of the daily volume, it’s kinda ridiculous

[Anonymous No.52672433]

Short the TLT

[Anonymous No.52672456]

>>52672420
You’ve gotta be picking specific stocks for that, I’m good at macro I am not good at analyzing a balance sheet and business trends. SPY is the best stand in for equity in analyzing a bond/fx/equity enviroment

[Anonymous No.52672477]

>>52672433
oh you faggot i used to eat three boxes of these back when i was a fat fuck.

[Anonymous No.52672484]

>>52672456
what i do is pick a high beta stock in a theme i like macro wise

[Anonymous No.52672490]

My portfolio is violently crabbing

[Anonymous No.52672527]

>>52672411
>I generally trade 0.6-0.8
You're selling ITM credit spreads?

[Anonymous No.52672530]

anons I may unironically be starting a family soon. Was thinking of starting putting away 10k in DGRO each time when a child is born for their college and contriubuting something like $100-200 a month for their college. any anons who have kids and have college plans for them?

[Anonymous No.52672533]

>>52670635
I sleep in my jeans with all the lights on, idk why. Been like that for years.

[Anonymous No.52672540]

>>52672432
I also like to also find crab days and open up 1dte butterflies an hour after open, and let the two sells decay stealing theta and close em them at the bell for +20% or more or whatever I can close em at with no overnight risk

[Anonymous No.52672550]

>>52672186
>One study of Brazilian futures traders found 97% of day traders lost money over a period of 300 days.
>Another study of day traders in Taiwan between 1995 and 2006 found only 5% of day traders to be profitable.
>A study by the U.S. Securities and Exchange Commission of forex traders found 70% of traders lose money every quarter on average, and traders typically lose 100% of their money within 12 months.
>A study of eToro day traders found nearly 80% of them had lost money over a 12-month period, and the median loss was 36%.

[Anonymous No.52672552]

>>52672527
Apologies, I meant 0.4-0.2, I had my direction wrong. Far out of the money for safer gains

[Anonymous No.52672572]

>>52670540
It's an antimicrobial and won't let most organisms grow in it at room temp so pantry is fine. We put it in wounds in some patients in the hospital (Medihoney not raw stuff).

[Anonymous No.52672574]

>>52672477
im naked in my bed eating them now

[Anonymous No.52672592]

>>52672550
Most of any kind of business fails. Most businesses of any kind go bankrupt in a couple years. Doesn't mean there aren't millions of profitable businesses too though

[Anonymous No.52672593]

I like honey in my tea sometimes.

[Anonymous No.52672595]

>>52672574
oh havent had them in years,tho i dont crave em anyway.why did you tell me you're naked though?

[Anonymous No.52672601]

>>52672550
wtf? 100% of their money? what are these retards doing to lose 100%

[Anonymous No.52672603]

>>52672595
you obviously werent a fat fuck if you dont know the euphoria of eating cake in bed naked

[Anonymous No.52672620]

I don't want to worry anyone but I just got a captcha saying "AY DXY"

[Anonymous No.52672628]

If digits tomorrow is the worst day of your life

[Anonymous No.52672650]

>>52672628
<Relieved_sweating_pepe_wiping_forehead.jpg>

[Anonymous No.52672652]

>>52672603
Oh,maybe i wasnt fat enough i guess,my bad

[Anonymous No.52672661]

>>52672628
Oh yeah checkem.

[Anonymous No.52672670]

>>52672628
Jokes on you.every day is a terrible one

[Anonymous No.52672682]

>>52671105
Test is allegedly easy to make yourself. Medical TRT is increasingly popular so any company that sells testosterone, though its so fucking cheap that it's not a huge profit maker for big pharma. Hollywood, IG, tiktok, and the internet in general are responsible for exposing all of us to unrealistic roided, breast implanted, genetic 1% physiques daily in such a way that soul crushing expectations embed themselves in our psyches and add another nail in the coffin of our psychological well being as a species. It's the height of materialism. A shame because a sexy body when appreciated in a less vapid, less American perspective could be a pillar of a healthy worldview and even spirituality. But like the other anon says, you pair unrealistic expectations with predatory capitalism and a modern world that cripples men from birth and you unfortunately just end up with broken hearts and inadequacy. So short the male sex too.

[Anonymous No.52672699]

>>52672601
Mebuki from Kurumi-chan is a mirror to the average trader.

[Anonymous No.52672702]

Which broker will let me degen into COIN convertibles?
I don't usually trade bonds, but feeling extra retarded.

[Anonymous No.52672703]

>>52672601
>what are these retards doing to lose 100%
trading forex lol

[Anonymous No.52672705]

>>52672699
nah i didnt notice they mentioned forex, which is leveraged to the tits.
>>52672703
this

[Anonymous No.52672709]

>>52672670
i doubt it bro, could be worse. you could have been born non-binary, or a small fat, but instead your a chad

[Anonymous No.52672711]

>>52672530
do any anons have kids or are you all basement dwelling NEETs?

[Anonymous No.52672715]

>>52671360
based, I want to buy puts because I believe Jesus wants me to

[Anonymous No.52672734]

>>52672711
Baggie has a gook but she cheats on him.

[Anonymous No.52672741]

>>52672703
I look like this (I *will* be a woman).

[Anonymous No.52672746]

>>52672709
>you could have been born
Yes,i was

[Anonymous No.52672754]

>>52672715
Hwang is that you?

[Anonymous No.52672757]

>>52672243
I signed up for them last week and the moment I hit the finalization button it errored. I got no email or other acknowledgement. I can log in, but there's no account there and it says there are technical difficulties, try again. I called before Thanksgiving and was told to just wait and see what happens. I called Monday and they said everything looked normal to them and transferred me. I told them to delete all of my information and they said no, regulations didn't allow for that.

[Anonymous No.52672778]

>>52672711
I would just go with a standard 60/40 portfolio so you don't get fucked by drawdowns.
Make sure that shit is in a 529 for the tax benefits.

[Anonymous No.52672798]

>>52672432
Hey MM anon, you ever make trades based on max pain?

[Anonymous No.52672840]

>>52672711
you just post to brag, most people can see that

[Anonymous No.52672846]

>>52672757
>>52672243
No edits, this is what my "account" actually looks like.

[Anonymous No.52672867]

>>52670184
>0.13%
Made me look so have a you

[Anonymous No.52672871]

>>52670143
Well I want to start getting into these waters but seeing the recent instability I want to do it with a safe bet. What should I do or invest 25 dollars to at the very least reach 100?

[Overseer of Clowns No.52672875]

>>52670169

[Anonymous No.52672883]

>>52672871
Get more money first. You can do a practice account in the meantime. You probably cant buy a single stock with that amount lol

[Overseer of Clowns No.52672927]

>>52670250
ok clownerdius.

[Anonymous No.52672938]

Holy fuck this general is dead.

[Anonymous No.52672944]

>>52670668
W-what happens to the piggy

[Anonymous No.52672946]

>>52672846
You could open up a small gambling kikehood account in minutes

[Anonymous No.52672972]

>>52672946
I already have one there, TD Ameritrade, and Schwab. My intent is to directly compare before going in on one.

[Anonymous No.52672984]

>>52672938
>Bulls liquidated
>Bears liquidated
>Crabs just sorta there
No one's winning. Everyone is fucking off till next year when something might happen.

[Anonymous No.52672989]

>>52672972
What exactly are you comparing? The layout and how the screens and user interface works or what?

[Anonymous No.52672993]

>>52672944
Looks like humane slaughter. Likely a Temple Grandin invention. The idea is to kill them without them knowing, hence the pig goes in backwards and is likely stunned via electro-shock-rod-to-the head before even experiencing any pain from the grinder / slicer.

Look up Temple Grandin turkey farm on youtube.

[Anonymous No.52672997]

>>52672984
im not liquidated but i have spent 80% of my money for my 1-2 year plays and am just waiting. if it crashes to 3300 then i will average down with LEAPS

[Anonymous No.52673014]

>>52672989
Research and trading tools primarily, and just whatever else is in there that you can't see without making an account. Thankfully, towards that purpose I am able to see the E*TRADE research tools in this "account" and at least judge that. They seem breddy good for the most part, too. I can't see their live platform or paper trader though.

[Anonymous No.52673029]

New

>>52673009
>>52673009

[Anonymous No.52673039]

>>52670195
Yes
Santa Clause is coming, and/smg/ is on the good list

[Anonymous No.52673073]

>>52672264
>16 Kanal
>European style bottles

That's Germany, you simp