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Things are going sour with my wife, and I think a divorce could happen in the coming months. I'm thinking of converting all my assets to crypto and fleeing the country. I have both U.S. and EU citizenship. The question is - where is the best place to go? I don't want to get extradited back to the U.S.

>> No.52665067

>>52665037
You need to start learning a new language probably.

I'd suggest someplace in the Middle East. If you convert to Islam you'd find a new wife fairly quickly, would help with citizenship and then you'd be pretty well anchored in your new country.

>> No.52665122

>>52665037
post moar wife

>> No.52665137

>>52665037
Definitely wouldn't go to the EU. Depending on your profession I'd try to get a job as an expat somewhere in the Caribbean.

>> No.52665144

>>52665067
/thread

>> No.52665156

>>52665037
>EU citizenship
>I don't want to get extradited back to the U.S
lol so not EU then, try israel if you like it hot or russia if you like it cold

>> No.52665182

>>52665037
you'll still have to pay taxes in the us. otherwise dubai has no extradition treaty

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52665201

>>52665037
running away probably isn't the best idea.

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52665207

>>52665037
salvage the marriage if at all possible while gradually converting assets. all else fails pick a country that doesn't maintain a cooperative relationship with the U.S., meaning they won't help find and kick you out. Use a nickname to introduce yourself as often as possible to cover tracks, use a burner reloadable card and sign for as few things as possible. find a girl and establish a made up backstory with her and get an old dog to keep with you as you walk around. get a vpn subscription and only pull crypto out while using. open up a business that offers something positive to the community so your new neighbors like you and will be on your side. marry the new girl as soon as possible and adopt another young dog. eat at different places and shop at different stores everytime you do. do NOT get a car and wear a mask during public transport. invest in doge bat and live the rest of your life in peace.

>> No.52665254

>>52665207
>get an old dog to keep with you as you walk around
>and adopt another young dog
what's your rationale with the dogs?

>> No.52665282

>>52665254
u can put ur crypto on a ledger and keep it in the dogs ass

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>>52665254
>>52665282
i like dogs

>> No.52665364

>>52665037
Don’t go anywhere. If you’re a Christian, stay in your marriage unless there’s been infidelity. Read Matthew