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[Anonymous No.52664969]

In 2018 I paid a Hungarian hooker €50 to sit on my face to realize a preverted fantasy of mine until I realized her ass crack was not properly wiped and the stench of sweat and fecal matter compounded with faint fishy smell of her vagina hit my nostrils and in disgust I kicked her out after about 3 minutes.

I still think of it as a better financial decision than my purchase of 30.000 XRP tokens over the course of last year.

[Anonymous No.52664989]

>>52664969
You're not supposed to enjoy facesitting thats the whole fucking point you retard

[Anonymous No.52665045]

I love the smell of sweat but fishy vaginas and shit not so much. In fact, vaginas just suck generally.
I need a sweaty black tranny hooker to sit on my face.

[Anonymous No.52665051]

>>52664969
OP You have been submitted to rekt plebs telegram group for immortalisation.

[Anonymous No.52665059]

>>52664969
Naked facesit or tight pants smothering? They're kind of different. But either way she's supposed to clean her ass before. I would go over to a friend's and bring tight clothing to sit on my face in, and shed always hop in the shower quick and wipe her ass good before I got there.

[Anonymous No.52665361]

>>52664989
this is news to me

[Anonymous No.52665415]

>>52665361
You got memed
People are cruel like this and abuse autismos. See nofap, some twisted people tricked millions of virgins who get no sexual release outside of masturbation into willingly abstaining from pleasure to no benefit. The medical establishment memes fiber into normalniggers diets so they fart all day, it's all a twisted prank. This shit goes back to ancient greece, where lead based makeup was pushed to whores and they died from it. It will keep happening and people born from parents older than 30 will keep falling for it.

[Anonymous No.52665441]

>>52664989
>why yes I am gay how could you tell

[Anonymous No.52665553]

>>52665415
have you ever done a month or longer nofap?

[Anonymous No.52665604]

>>52665553
Back to /fit/

[Anonymous No.52665617]

>>52665553
If you can manage nofap for more than 1.5 weeks you need to get your test levels checked.
Seriously.
If I go 10 days without cumming I can't even talk to a woman without looking deep into her eyes and zoning out into a rape fantasy

[Anonymous No.52665811]

>>52665617
im at 500 ng/mL. where's yours?

[Anonymous No.52665812]

>>52665617
>If you can manage nofap for more than 1.5 weeks you need to get your test levels checked.
This is probably why people on Reddit claim to go entire years without fapping.

[Anonymous No.52666484]

>>52665812
for real

[Anonymous No.52666629]

>>52664969
>30k stack
what price?

[Anonymous No.52666721]

>>52665617
>If I go 10 days without cumming I can't even talk to a woman without looking deep into her eyes and zoning out into a rape fantasy
thats how it is supposed to be.

[Anonymous No.52666734]

>>52665811
I’m on 500mg test week and I keep wanting to fuck fatter girls than I normally would

[Anonymous No.52667359]

>>52664969
Wtf lol, I can’t judge tho, I paid a 6’4 hooker I was seeing regularly to lay on top of me to smother me with her body and let me hump her till I nutted once

[Anonymous No.52667517]

>>52665617
That’s true I think. You should still try to do nofap. This is a sign that your libido is high which is good.

[Anonymous No.52667626]

>>52665553
I can't ever. not being my willpower is shallow but because I keep cooming in my fucking sleep

[Anonymous No.52667658]

>>52664989
Homosexual take

[Anonymous No.52669618]

>>52667626
This. I go five days without cooming and I wake up wet with nut.

[Anonymous No.52669807]

>>52665617
I nofapped for 6 months a few years ago. No sex either. No nothing. Can't usually last more than a few days. It's just mental. Implying that hormones are stronger than will is retarded.

[Anonymous No.52669827]

>>52667626
>>52669618
After a few weeks it stops.