/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52664240]

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market words:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>List of hedge fund holdings:
https://fintel.io/

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
https://wallmine.com/
https://tikr.com/

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>>52662862

[Anonymous No.52664260]

FIRST FOR THIS IS THE BOTTOM AND RATES ARE NOT GOING MEANINGFULLY HIGHER

[Anonymous No.52664261]

JOE CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT BIDEN

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52664276]

>>52664240
oh i get it, he can't answer any of the security questions because he doesn't have any of those experiences.

[Anonymous No.52664279]

I'm buying grindr

[Anonymous No.52664280]

Yo why the fuck did everything dump at the same time within the last hour?? China cannot seriously be the fucking reason, that's insane it's been three fucking years of this bullshit. No one with a brain is still THIS fucking skittish about fucking covid for christ sake

[Anonymous No.52664286]

I'm just going to DCA into APPL for the next 5 years. I should come out on top eventually right?

[Anonymous No.52664290]

THIS JUST IN

IT IS NOT EVEN LUNCHTIME

[Anonymous No.52664291]

>>52664280
THE REAL QUESTION IS HOW CAN EVERYTHING DUMP LIKE THAT AND THEN MARKET JUST STOPS ON A DIME AND TURNS AROUND LIKE NONE OF IT EVER FUCKING HAPPENED

[Anonymous No.52664293]

>>52664280
TA

[Anonymous No.52664294]

>>52664280

[Anonymous No.52664302]

I hope you anon's didn't bet against America.

[Anonymous No.52664304]

>>52664276
I thought it was him trying to choose which question to select, and which of those memories to choose from (he's got so many).
>>52664280
Apprently China is...

[Anonymous No.52664309]

>>52664291
AND THE ANSWER IS THAT IT'S BECAUSE
THE U.S. DOLLAR IS LITERALLY JUST A FUCKING SHITCOIN UNDER THE COMMUNIST FAGGOT REGIME THAT HAS HIJACKED OUR DEMOCRACY

[Anonymous No.52664313]

>>52664302
I am betting against Canada

[Anonymous No.52664321]

I boughted

[Anonymous No.52664328]

>>52664261
kari lake tried to do the same thing in arizona but failed BUAHAHAHAA

[Anonymous No.52664332]

>THEY CANT STOP THE SELLING
I think we'll close 4% down

[Anonymous No.52664335]

>>52664321
EVEN THOUGH THAT'S RETARDED YOU'RE APPARENTLY SMARTER THAN PEOPLE WHO REFUSE TO LIVE IN CLOWNWORLD, SO CONGRATS

[Anonymous No.52664341]

>yfw the market gaps up because usa beats iran in the soccer game

[Anonymous No.52664342]

>"China."
It's actually Iran.

[Anonymous No.52664344]

>>52664328
That graph is completely different retard

[Anonymous No.52664346]

>>52664335
the santa will come and bring a rally present

[Anonymous No.52664347]

Never selling my SKYT

[Anonymous No.52664348]

>>52664313
Not sure if that a great play anon. Even with Trudeau being a turbo faggot trying to run leafland into the ground, Canada is doing less worse than most other major economies (I'm aware that isn't saying much). Once he is out, and big PP gets in, this country will turn around rapidly.

[Anonymous No.52664350]

so what's the deal with my futures revenge trades being "priced in" already. I was down 8% on 5 contracts at market close yesterday. Down 8% at market open today. Market moved up a little bit so i was only down 5%. I double down and hold 10 contracts, only down 2.5%. market moves back so im down 4%. I double down again and then that's the big move. When initially it was looking like I would be able to exit the trade successfully at 397.00 and it was looking like it was going back there. until i come to table and move the market single handedly. How is that even a thing?

[Anonymous No.52664353]

>>52664332

[Anonymous No.52664355]

>>52664347
>volume is less than 40,000
Lmfao who do you think cares? No one is buying your bags, bro. Stop it

[Anonymous No.52664367]

>>52664347
get fucked shill

[Anonymous No.52664374]

>>52664355
That’s cool I’m just not selling is all

[Anonymous No.52664377]

epic schizo market

[Anonymous No.52664397]

>>52664229
what are you doing buying if the moving averages are down, price is below the moving averages, and momentum is down? im completely serious, why? you can't be mad when everything is telling you "down" and you buy and then it goes down more. or it goes up and you short and it goes up more. it's all just filtering to figure out where price is generally going, and then taking reversals of minor pullbacks while using proper risk management.

it's actually incredibly simple, yet you're here screaming at the top of your lungs. sad. Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.52664402]

>>52664348
The Boc is the only one that apparently is going for hyper inflation

[Anonymous No.52664403]

>>52664341
mfw we gap down because the us ties iran in the footie game

[Anonymous No.52664413]

>>52664367
>"If American business wants the federal government to buy their products or services, they shouldn't be using the kind of Chinese-made chips that, because of Chinese government involvement, put our national security at risk," Senator Chuck Schumer said in remarks opening the Senate after its Thanksgiving holiday recess. "We need our government and our economy to rely on chips made right here in America."
>Schumer and Republican Senator John Cornyn introduced their proposal as an amendment to the National Defense Authorization Act, or NDAA, an annual bill setting policy for the Department of Defense expected to pass the Senate and House of Representatives in December. As one of the only major pieces of legislation Congress passes every year, the NDAA is closely watched by a broad swath of industry and other interests

[Anonymous No.52664414]

>>52664397
I TRIED TO BUY SQQQ YOU STUPID FUCK

[Anonymous No.52664428]

>>52664402
lol, ok.

[Anonymous No.52664427]

>>52664350
>futures
i meant future, not futures contracts. It's as if it was known already that i would buy more and move the market. That is what i cant get over, that its all already priced in already. everything that has or will happen in this realm has already happened an infinite amount of times already. And here i am getting angry over things that were priced in to happen. things that have already happened, and will happen again. what is this place?
>it was priced in that i didnt feel like working out this morning
>it was priced in i would sit at the computer for market open in my workout clothes, knowing that i would never get the chance to exit my position successfully
>it was priced in that wouldnt shower or workout or eat lunch, but rather sit on the computer revenge trading and pissing myself off
>it was priced in that the market would bait me into doing so
>it was priced in that i would fall for the bait
>it was priced in that i would then spend the rest of the day schizo posting about it on /biz/ after taking multiple days off from this board
>it was priced in
>its all priced in
>always has been
in light of these circumstances, I'm going to go workout now

[Anonymous No.52664433]

>>52664402
Not the BOC it's Trudeau and his actually retarded finance Minister. They just gave money to everyone to help with inflation costs.

[Anonymous No.52664442]

>>52664414
>G4Y and GOY in the ID

what are you so mad about, gay goy?

[Anonymous No.52664443]

>>52664427
Nice blog faggot

[Anonymous No.52664444]

Just came back from a walk, never doing it again. My smartwatch allerted me about heart reaching 240 bpm. Fuck this, ordering food sounds much safer.
Buying Uber calls too. No wonder Peleton got delisted, all their client got heart attack.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52664447]

Why did calls on SPXS only move up in value by 2 to 3% today?

Like wtf? Am I fucking up by buying puts on SPY instead of SPXS calls? Is SPXS super cheap at the moment?

[Anonymous No.52664448]

>>52664443
BETTER THAN YOUR SHITTY POSTS, FUCKHEAD

[Anonymous No.52664449]

>>52664413
He's right you know, also brands like Nike and the NBA that think they want to cozy up with chinks should be severely punished

[Anonymous No.52664452]

>>52664443
thanks for reading!

[Anonymous No.52664454]

BUY SDOW OR SUBMIT YOUR BLOODLINE TO POVERTY AND SQUALOR

[Anonymous No.52664455]

>>52664444
>fatty got quad quads

post stomach you fat faggot piece of shit.

[Anonymous No.52664457]

>>52664444
Oh fug

[Anonymous No.52664463]

>>52664455
It's too hot for /smg/, jannie would delist me from this board.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52664469]

>>52664444
Checked for vaxheart.

Sorry bro I hope not your whole lineage took it.

[Anonymous No.52664471]

>>52664463
Wont report you, post your gunt faggot

[Anonymous No.52664475]

IT WON'T CONTINUE THE DOWNWARD TREND *BECAUSE* EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT'S THE NORMAL THING TO HAPPEN

GLOWFAGGOTS AND BANKFAGGOTS ARE LITERALLY TRADING JUST TO MAKE US LOSE MONEY

[Anonymous No.52664476]

>>52664454
I have SQQQ

[Anonymous No.52664487]

>>52664475
just copy the glowniggers idiot

[Anonymous No.52664491]

>>52664475
apparently if you have $20k you can move an index of americas top 500 companies

[Anonymous No.52664494]

>>52664469
>400lbs of lard dies from a heart attack
>it was the vax

[Anonymous No.52664499]

Anyone holding Polestar?

[Anonymous No.52664511]

>>52664476
DIVERSIFY YOUR 3XLEVERS

DONT TRUST THE BOOMERS

[Anonymous No.52664512]

>>52664494
i got you famalam.

[Anonymous No.52664527]

>>52664499
I worked with that company

[Anonymous No.52664533]

OH LOOK THEY'RE FUCKING WITH THE POST QUEUE SOME MORE

HEROES!

[Anonymous No.52664536]

how do we profit from this?

[Anonymous No.52664553]

HEY I KNOW
LET'S JUST DESTROY 4CHAN SO WE CAN MAKE SURE A BUNCH OF EVIL OPPRESSIVE FAGGOTS DON'T LOOK LIKE EVIL OPPRESSIVE FAGGOTS
LET'S IMPROVE SOCIETY BY SILENCING EVERYONE WHO DISAGREES WITH MY SECOND HAND OPINION THAT I DON'T EVEN UNDERSTAND BECAUSE SOME DICKHEAD IN A SUIT JUST TOLD ME AND MY RETARDED FRIENDS WHILE WE WERE SUCKING HIS DICK FOR SOCIAL STATUS

HEROES!

[Anonymous No.52664555]

>>52664413
Pretty much why I doubled down on SKYT.
Also the instant negative replies to when it’s mentioned are creeping me out. Definitely ringing schizo bells.

[Anonymous No.52664561]

>>52664413
still not buying your bags kek

[Anonymous No.52664565]

>>52664553
This but unironically.

[Anonymous No.52664570]

>>52664553
could you just stop caps locking and get a trip?

[Anonymous No.52664573]

>>52664536
WHO WILL WIN?

GLOBAL WARMING

-or-

GLOBAL COOLING???

THIS CLIMATE CRISIS IS GETTING OUT OF HAND!

[Anonymous No.52664580]

>>52664536
BOIL

[Anonymous No.52664583]

Great day in the stock market!

[Anonymous No.52664584]

>>52664573
Acid rain comes back as the underdog

[Anonymous No.52664586]

>>52664536
Wow great tweet! Thanks for sharing friendo! I'm sure in two more weeks something will definitely happen, and we will remember this, and (You) for sharing it.

[Anonymous No.52664589]

>>52664584
My money's on the ozone hole

[Anonymous No.52664591]

>>52664555
>Says "I'm just not selling"
>next post "THATS WHY I DOUBLED DOWN"
Lol. Shills, everyone. You need to go back, retardo.

[Anonymous No.52664595]

Cash is king.

[Anonymous No.52664603]

I'LL EXPLAIN IT AGAIN THEN:

NORMALLY THE PUBLIC STOCK MARKET ALLOWS PARTICIPANTS TO:
- NEGOTIATE THE PRICE OF A INSTRUMENT
- INVEST IN BUSINESSES THEY BELIEVE IN
- TAKE ON RISK
- HEDGE RISK

CURRENTLY GLOWFAGGOTS AND BANK INSIDERS ARE USING THE PUBLIC STOCK MARKET TO
- SPEND MONEY TO MAKE THE GENERAL PUBLIC LOSE MONEY
- GET REVENGE ON REDDIT
- FORCE THE CLASSIC TIER CITIZENS TO RETURN TO HOLE-DIGGING, I.E. "BUILD BACK" TO OBAMA ERA FAGGOTRY

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52664608]

>>52664494
The spike protein (the most toxic thing in covid) is what causes the heart issues.

I suppose it's just a mere coincidence that the vaccine literally causes the heart tissues to manufacture the spike protein.

Hahaha no refunds vaxxie. None of us regret not taking it.

[Anonymous No.52664610]

>>52664355
>>52664591
Sneed

[Anonymous No.52664611]

>>52664536
Huh, didn't everyone just say that this winter will be very mild and EU got very lucky

[Anonymous No.52664613]

>>52664240
What happened at 11

[Anonymous No.52664615]

>>52664570
NO
YOU GETTING YOUR WAY IS THE LAST FUCKING THING THAT WILL HAPPEN TODAY
GO BE A POWERMOD ON REDDIT IF YOU WANT TO POWERTRIP AND PREVENT PEOPLE FROM CALLING YOU A GLOWING FAGGOT, GLOWFAGGOT

[Anonymous No.52664616]

>>52664603
>- GET REVENGE ON REDDIT
HUH??
So the glowies are the GOOD GUYS?!!?
>>52664610

[Anonymous No.52664625]

So is it gonna crab and then pick a direction right before close again?

[Anonymous No.52664628]

>>52664613
I purchased 5 contracts at 10:40, then 20 more at 11:02. you are welcome put holders

[Anonymous No.52664633]

>>52664625
FAR MORE TYPICAL FOR IT TO PICK A DIRECTION IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FUCKING NIGHT TBPH

[Anonymous No.52664635]

>>52664625
You're going nowhere

[Anonymous No.52664641]

>>52664603
longterm it doesn't matter. Shortterm - if you feel like gambling then sure go ahead. But expect to be rugpulled by single word from Fed chairwoman / chairzie / chairzim / chairzir / charzis / chairman.
So yeah, take the long investing pill or learn that you have to deal with clown world.

[Anonymous No.52664646]

can someone explain the "its priced in" phenomenon to me? because the market knows the exact moment that I will do something stupid/genius (same thing)

[Anonymous No.52664647]

>META -70% from ATH

[Anonymous No.52664648]

>>52664603
you really need to chill. Liquidity is thinn as ice in June, volume is a joke as after every earning season going into holiday season. Average into midterm and long term positions or go gamble on books and tickers that offer the liquidity you are looking for.

Yes, if you start to throw 100K+ per trade in low liquidity markets with bots whose only goal is to get liquidity, you are going to get hunted

[Anonymous No.52664657]

>>52664646
the market doesn't care about you, you're just stupid and incompetent and externalizing your failure

[Anonymous No.52664667]

>>52664608
i had to be out of work for literally 2 years but thankfully i never took the vaxx. unfortunately my working father/brother had to take it, but they just took the JNJ one and only took it once, no boosters. sucks, but hey at least they got basically the minimum non-experimental shit you could get.

[Anonymous No.52664669]

>>52664646
efficient market hyptothesis

[Anonymous No.52664670]

>>52664647
I hope every last diversity hire and HR roasting get the axe.

[Anonymous No.52664671]

HYG is up. Smart money is buying the China Reopening/relaxing of covid lockdowns.

Most people are so dense they cannot see a truck coming straight at them 100 mph. The fail to see a obvious trend forming until it's at the top. That is why most people lose money trading!

[Anonymous No.52664672]

>>52664527
What did they do to you, anon?

[Anonymous No.52664674]

>>52664648
>100K+
WOW VERY INGENUOUS ADVICE THAT DEALS WITH REALITY; THANK YOU SO FUCKING MUCH RETARD

[Anonymous No.52664676]

>>52664580
no need for nat gas if all the europoors freeze to death. Win win

[Anonymous No.52664678]

>>52664648
>you are going to get hunted
QRD on how money makers hunt retail? What type of plays should I be watching out for.

[Anonymous No.52664680]

>>52664625
word of advice: the most volume for each day is in the first and last hour of the day. trade accordingly.

[Anonymous No.52664695]

>>52664678
robinhood sells them your stops. that's their entire business model and why you are allowed to "play" on their platform

[Anonymous No.52664705]

>>52664444
I've been stressed as fuck lately too dude, pic rel my BP reading from the other night

[Anonymous No.52664714]

>>52664678
basically they can buy order flow and therefore see where orders accumulate. iirc they can't tell what kind of orders they are but if they see a ton of orders just below or above a pivot, that's probably a bunch of stop losses they can take advantage of.

[Anonymous No.52664715]

buddy look at apple computer

[Anonymous No.52664722]

>>52664672
Nothing, I didn't work directly wioth them but with partnered company. Was pretty interesting, didn't have much experience with infotainment systems before.

[Anonymous No.52664731]

>>52664695
>>52664714
Thanks for the info anons.

[Anonymous No.52664734]

>>52664705
anon I think you just have health issues. I'm a fucking nervous mess and an agoraphobe but my BP is only like 115

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52664740]

>>52664667
I lost 3 jobs because of government tyranny and was offered one at $200k per year but they said id have to take the vax to get it.

So instead I worked at a dive bar for a while and guess what? None of the old fat alcoholics died of the terrible and frightening pandemic. Not one.

In the last year though? About a dozen have died.

Fuck the kikes and glowniggers and politicians who did this.

Also, market related, why are SPXS options so cheap? What is going on there? They hardly went up during the spy dump today.

[Anonymous No.52664744]

>>52664705
Shit dude, that's real bad. Are you seeing a doctor? You need to get off any stims you take and stay off 'em. Congestive heart failure is a painful way to die. I see it fairly often.

[Anonymous No.52664748]

>>52664714
this. But no need to buy them in markets with open books. Sophisticated market makers ping the books, retail watches order walls and you can also to some degree use TA to locate potential liquidity pockets where you dont want to have your stops

[Anonymous No.52664750]

>>52664657
>>52664669
so the market can accurately predict human behavior then, because i didnt have to double down like that, same as i didnt have to the last time i tried this, or the last time, or the last time. but every single time i do, i turn a 5% loss into a 15% loss within 30 seconds of pressing that buy button. This time I said to myself "we are gonna crab until tomorrow, lets see if i can change that by buying" and sure enough i was able to move the entire S&P 500 with $20k. Or i was able to convince the MMs to stop crabbing it with MY specific buy order. I cannot be convinced differently. What's your largest option position size Mr. smart trader? maybe you just dont know...

[Anonymous No.52664752]

>>52664705
This picture spooked me, but for completely diffent reason. I think feds might be onto me. Are you a glowie?

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52664755]

>>52664705
Stop eating seed oils of any kind and no sugar/corn syrup either.

[Anonymous No.52664756]

>>52664499
I did briefly a few months ago, they have really pretty cars. There's a subleddit entirely dedicated to the stock, if you're interested in buying I'd check it out

[Anonymous No.52664757]

>>52664705
take 81mg of aspirin then check again. if you have lower back soreness neck left arm, pain/numbness go to hospital

[Anonymous No.52664761]

Is US Bancorp (USB) a good dividend stock?

[Anonymous No.52664764]

Just loaded $50k of spy $370p for april
Another $50k ready to load next
I love you

[Anonymous No.52664766]

>>52664705
you have stage 3 hypertension you need to go the hospital

[Anonymous No.52664768]

kek we have jabbies ITT dying of heart failure. What happens when the excess death rate keeps increasing? A depression. Bigly depression

[Anonymous No.52664771]

>>52664734
>agoraphobe

[Anonymous No.52664776]

>>52664764
>1 pbtid
>specifically relates to my schizo posts
oh yea that's why i stopped coming here

[Anonymous No.52664777]

CLOWN WORLD:
WHERE LOGARITHMIC CURVES HAVE KINKS IN THE MIDDLE THAT MAGICALLY BEND THE TAIL OF THE CURVE IN THE OPPOSITE DIRECTION

[Anonymous No.52664780]

buddy LOOK at DXY and UVXY computer

[Anonymous No.52664781]

>>52664771
thats a man

[Anonymous No.52664785]

>>52664748
or you could just be like me and look at trend direction and momentum on tick charts and trade reversals of minor pullbacks with appropriate risk management. no sophisticated liquidity zone shit necessary.

[Anonymous No.52664796]

>>52664781

[Anonymous No.52664797]

>>52664785
>I've been trading for approximately 4 weeks

[Anonymous No.52664799]

>>52664447
>>52664773
It has to do with the liquidity and demand for each. Just because they both track the same way doesn't mean the prices should be the exact same. At the end of the day it's about buyers and sellers, and where they are able to agree.

[Anonymous No.52664802]

the rally was fake the whole time. the safety trade was cashing moving into the meme jones which managed to out-rally the shit&piss500 and nasd-ack. the meme jones made a higher high than the summer rally. the bottom is in when the meme jones will create a higher low and not bust through the october low

[Anonymous No.52664807]

>>52664768
Neh, they high paid white that were good toys and got their quadruple vaxx will just die off and be replaced with third world immigrants happy to do their job (poorly) for 1/5th the price.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52664808]

>>52664764
Gj anon. May your claws stay sharp and your nose find you honey.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52664816]

>>52664799
But what I'm getting at is thr 3x bear etf calls literally only moved the same % up as the underlying. Seems like a steal to buy them instead of spy puts.

[Anonymous No.52664818]

>>52664750
thats crazy that you have that power wow.

my largest position is a portfolio of 20 billion of munis

[Anonymous No.52664820]

get ready to meme it up

[Anonymous No.52664824]

When will you guys learn to trade inversely. most of yall are just low grade trend follower scalpers that don't even know how to us TA. You short the goddamnit market when there is a 30% re-tracement. And LONG the market when it crashes below the 200 day MA

[Anonymous No.52664828]

>>52664816
how's the SILJ calls?

[Anonymous No.52664829]

>One of FTX's creditors in the bankruptcy filing: Margaritaville
>FTX owes them $55,319
Meanwhile, an entire Canadian teacher's union lost millions

[Anonymous No.52664832]

>>52664807
>replaced with third world immigrants happy to do their job (poorly)
This is still really bad for productivity. People claiming the jobless numbers were a good sign didn't realize that it was because a lot of the job force is no longer able to work

[Anonymous No.52664833]

>>52664816
Watch out for open interest. Make sure you can actually close your position, even if it is technically a more valuable one.

[Anonymous No.52664835]

>>52664776
Im not a glowie anon. Its just me, the guy that broke up with his gf of 4 years and hasnt felt pussy in 6 months now. Im a born again incel at this point

[Anonymous No.52664842]

>>52664785
Low liquidity + low volume = nasty trend and momentum breakers.

[Anonymous No.52664847]

PROTIP: IF YOU'VE GOT A REASON TRADING IS EASY OR YOUR STRATEGY DOESN'T NEED TO ADAPT TO MARKETING CONDITIONS, YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT WHO DOESN'T KNOW ANYTHING, AND WE CAN ALL TELL
JUST FYI

[Anonymous No.52664850]

>>52664816
no one wants to sell volatility could drop further. there is very little money in the market still

[Anonymous No.52664852]

>>52664818
you want to manage another million? i dont want to be in equities anymore and it sounds like you really know what you are doing!

[Anonymous No.52664854]

>>52664824
>don't even know how to use TA
Your magical meme lines don't help you make better trades.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52664856]

>>52664828
Theyre up since I bought them when silj was at $8 lol. Theyre dated Jan 2024 so Ive got some time.

[Anonymous No.52664870]

>>52664847
Protip: If you use all caps for 90% of your posts you're a fucking idiot, and we can all tell.
Just FYI.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52664875]

>>52664833
Seems to be plenty of liquidity. I'm only playing with 5 figures so I doubt I can crush the demand myself.

[Anonymous No.52664879]

>>52664852
sure just deposit your goodboy bucks at your nearest branch and i'll buy another boring ass 5% tey muni

[Anonymous No.52664880]

>>52664240
My thesis is TSLA is that the P/E has to come down to 20 or 30 eventually. The number of suckers must eventually dry up.

[Anonymous No.52664884]

>>52664635
>Bank of America sees stocks going nowhere in 2023

[Anonymous No.52664887]

>>52664829
>Meanwhile, an entire Canadian teacher's union lost millions
The Ontario Teachers Pension lost $95 million, less than 0.05% of their holdings (~$250 billion).
>https://www.marketwatch.com/story/ontario-teachers-pension-plan-is-latest-ftx-investor-to-mark-venture-investment-to-zero-11668792493

[Anonymous No.52664888]

>>52664820
What are the percentages next to the prices? % of 52 last local high or something?

>>52664734
>>52664744
>>52664752
>>52664755
>>52664757
>>52664766
I talked to my doctor about it, since it's only happening during very stressful situations he said it's something to not worry too much about unless it becomes a daily thing. For example right now I feell fine because my wor

[Anonymous No.52664890]

>>52664835
>mad dog 20/20
>flaming hot Cheetos
That's guaranteed crippling heartburn waiting to happen.

[Anonymous No.52664891]

>>52664875
Should be fine then, good luck.

[Anonymous No.52664896]

>>52664820
lower relative highs on the fibs, each time. 5day RSI has topped out for 3 weeks now hitting 52 ish then falling back down before close on monday and on tuesdays. its over I think

[Anonymous No.52664897]

Kek

[Anonymous No.52664898]

lol

[Anonymous No.52664909]

>>52664870
OMG THE ALL CAPS
HE'S USING ALL CAPS GUYS
OMG

[Anonymous No.52664913]

>>52664888
>fine because my wor
JUST HOLD ON MR. HITLER, THE AMBULANCE IS COMING NOW

[Anonymous No.52664916]

>>52664897
Wtf wasnt he like the head of nuclear safety

[Anonymous No.52664918]

>>52664880
Same with Nvidia and AMD but the market can stay retarded longer than you can remain solvant

[Anonymous No.52664921]

>>52664240
>getting married
>ever
Enjoy your divorce.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52664924]

>>52664888
Did you die?

Also which vax did you take?

[Anonymous No.52664922]

>>52664897
>nightmaregoggles.png

[Anonymous No.52664927]

AEVA is up 15%

[Anonymous No.52664929]

>>52664897
Stunning and brave. Is this why my CEG and EXC are down today?

[Anonymous No.52664934]

>>52664916
>>52664897
glow rock bros. I dont feel so good

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52664943]

>>52664891
Thanks anon. I've never shorted the market before but I think I timed this one right. It's gonna be a 20% drop over the next 2 months.

[Anonymous No.52664946]

>>52664888
anon?? ANON?

[Anonymous No.52664948]

>>52664934
>Deputy Assistant Secretary
And people think we need more government.

[Anonymous No.52664952]

>THE WHOLE MARKET CRASHES LIKE HALF A PERCENT IN THE SPAN OF 15 MINUTES
>SPENDS THE REST OF THE DAY CRAWLING BACK TO OPEN
>NO ONE IS WAITING ANYWHERE TO OFFLOAD THEIR BAGS AFTER THE SUDDEN RIDICULOUS CRASH
>IT'S LIKE IT NEVER HAPPENED

THINGS THAT HAPPEN WHEN YOU ELECT A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.52664955]

>>52664880
No because people are investing in spacex not tsla. You will always be fuel for the mars mission if you keep choosing to short.

>>52664613
>>52664628

[Anonymous No.52664959]

>>52664897
>>52664929
>>52664934

[Anonymous No.52664964]

>>52664955
spacex is a meme, do they even write black numbers?

[Anonymous No.52664965]

>aeva is up 16%

[Anonymous No.52664966]

>>52664921
Not all marriages end in divorce.
My wife and I both come from stable homes and emotionally close families. Our parents have been married to their SO for over ~35 years. Both large families (we have 4 siblings each)
Sorry you were born into a shit life.

[Anonymous No.52664967]

>>52664929
Is that real?
It has to be a shop,right?

[Anonymous No.52664970]

THIS MIGHT ACTUALLY BE THE GAYEST FUCKING THING I'VE EVER SEEN THIS SHITCOIN DO

[Anonymous No.52664971]

>>52664955
SpaceX is privately held and is a wholly separate corporation with different management, and directors. The only real tie that binds is Elon, and he is busy making himself look like an idiot in public.

[Anonymous No.52664972]

>>52664854
Magick works. Astrology Works.

[Anonymous No.52664974]

>buying calls on jr miners when you could be buying shares on established miners or an ETF that tracks all of them
They move in lockstep, you're not getting any more leverage.

[Anonymous No.52664975]

>>52664952
Nothing ever happens

[Anonymous No.52664983]

>>52664971
>he is busy making himself look like an idiot in public
he is busy destroying AAPL. Anyone investing in faggots is going to lose

[Anonymous No.52664984]

>>52664967
image probably made by a /pol/tard. likely factually true though

[Anonymous No.52664986]

>>52664965
No goblina posting please

[Anonymous No.52664994]

>>52664984
>likely

[Anonymous No.52664997]

EVERYONE "BOUGHT THE" FUCKIN "DIP" FOR THE SIXTH TIME THIS MONTH
MAKES PERFECT FUCKIN SENSE

[Anonymous No.52664998]

>Uniper to Use Fuel Oil-Fired Power Plant as Back-Up to Save Gas
EUROBROS...T-THEY SAID THE GAS STORAGES ARE F-FULL

[Anonymous No.52665010]

another dump is brewing

[Anonymous No.52665012]

>>52664997

[Anonymous No.52665014]

>>52664974
the ETF is misnamed, there are no juniors in it.

[Anonymous No.52665016]

EVERY DAY IS A "V SHAPE RECOVERY" IN CLOWNWORLD!

EVERY SINGLE FUCKING ONE!

[Anonymous No.52665025]

>>52664967
It's real

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52665029]

>>52664974
Juniors tend to pop much harder on a silver pop.

Additionally, SILJ is a juniors etf, not a single stock. It's composed of generally prime juniors.

Finally, I bought calls on it because silver will have a face-ripping rally soon and when it happens I'll retire and dunk on /smg/ all day.

[Anonymous No.52665032]

Imagine being the fucking moron that bought VIX calls instead of SPY puts

It's too late, I won't get an opportunity like this again

[Anonymous No.52665033]

>>52664997
>>52665016
take a breather brother. still have a long way to go

[Anonymous No.52665040]

>>52664953
I believe the term we in the business use is "retail investor".

[Anonymous No.52665041]

>>52664971
>>52664964
>this post
People invest in tesla because the money in tesla goes to spacex
That's how it works
You will always lose if you short tesla for this reason
Get a clue

[Anonymous No.52665043]

>>52665033
SHUT THE FUCK UP

[Anonymous No.52665046]

>>52665032
VIX has been rigged for a year now

[Anonymous No.52665049]

>>52665016
lunchtime will be over in approximately 20 minutes

[Anonymous No.52665052]

Green Boi Summer incoming

[Anonymous No.52665054]

its all just a test for fidelity isnt it

[Anonymous No.52665060]

>>52664983
>he is busy destroying AAPL
Apple isn't going anywhere anytime soon. This is a great opportunity to DCA and sell when the "recession is over" bull run.

[Anonymous No.52665069]

>>52665060
see you sub $80, I might start DCAing then

[Anonymous No.52665072]

>>52665014
Ah yeah just checked the underlying, though the earnings on a few are shaky.

>>52665029
Based hope it works out fren. I'm in the same spot, just waiting to load the boat on NEM myself so I get exposure to the big PMs and a fat divvy in case shit goes wrong.

[Anonymous No.52665075]

>>52665046
Yes and I missed all of it just in time to actually need the extra money lmao

LMAO

[Anonymous No.52665083]

>>52664573
>GLOBAL COOLING
Raise Atlantis

[Anonymous No.52665103]

TF IS THE POINT OF YOU ASSHOLES USING ANONYMOUS BOARDS ANYWAY
JUST USE YOUR FUCKIN TELEGRAM FOR SPOOKS
NO NEED TO LOOP US PEONS INTO YOUR CITIZENSHIP+ VANITY CONVERSATIONS
LIKE HONESTLY WTF

[Anonymous No.52665109]

>>52664573
GLOBAL WARMING vs. GLOBAL COOLING
I'm holding out for the underdog.

[Anonymous No.52665114]

>>52665103
Hey that’s cool schizo, but let’s talk about SKYT instead.

[Anonymous No.52665116]

Theyre still asking for proof of jab in interviews. Am I going to be poor forever?

[Anonymous No.52665117]

>>52665103
t.

[Anonymous No.52665118]

>>52665069

[Anonymous No.52665123]

>>52665103
4chan isn't anonymous.

[Anonymous No.52665130]

>K-Pop faggot not only uses but promotes TA
Why are gook coomers the absolute worst

[Anonymous No.52665132]

>>52665117
YEAH THEY APPARENTLY WANT TBPH TOO BAD I'M NOT A SOULLESS PIECE OF SHIT

[Anonymous No.52665136]

>>52665103
This >>52665123
On the very bottom:
"All trademarks and copyrights on this page are owned by their respective parties. Images uploaded are the responsibility of the Poster. Comments are owned by the Poster."

[Anonymous No.52665148]

I WOULD LOVE TO JUST CHAT WITH ALL MY IRL FRIENDS AND GRIEF SAD NERDS WHILE DAYTRADING ON INSIDER INFO
SOUNDS LIKE A BLAST DESU

[Anonymous No.52665164]

My brain is melting from too much excel. I’ve spent the last 18 hours doing nothing but looking at excel

[Anonymous No.52665166]

YOU'RE WELCOME FOR ALL THE TAXES I PAY
YOU'RE WELCOME FOR ME FUNDING YOU COMMITTING FRAUD AGAINST ME

[Anonymous No.52665172]

This is bullish. Baba will be at $100 EOY.

[Anonymous No.52665176]

Test

[Anonymous No.52665179]

it's fucking over

[Anonymous No.52665180]

>>52665116
I beat the system, I only took one jab for a vax that required 2

[Anonymous No.52665192]

If you don't slurp AAPL you're objectively retarded.

[Anonymous No.52665193]

>>52665116
Wtf? For what type of job?

[Anonymous No.52665195]

>>52665166
>he pays his taxes
I still haven’t payed for 2021. I made too much money trading GME and didn’t set any aside for paying taxes. I also fucked up my withholding. Just end me bro, im gonna be an IRS goyim slave forever

[Anonymous No.52665208]

>Yeah, well, THEY might have rugged you, anon, but you can't exactly go around posting-

[Anonymous No.52665212]

>>52665103
>CONVERSATIONS
that's pretty generous to call the posts here conversations. i guess it can be a convo with a bot or a 3 letter agent or a tavistock institute researcher

[Anonymous No.52665213]

>>52665179

[Anonymous No.52665221]

>>52665192
I sold yesterday. They are now denying apps because they don't delete user content with Apus in them.

[Anonymous No.52665227]

>>52665192
>48% of their sales are going to be dropping 25% due to slave riots
lol no

[Anonymous No.52665228]

>>52665195
DON'T WORRY ANON
YOU'RE PAYING THAT TAX IN THE FORM OF INFLATION AND IN THE FORM OF INCREASED GOVERNMENT PROGRAMS WHILE WE DELIBERATELY KEEP WAGES FLAT

[Anonymous No.52665231]

>>52665192
appel will drop much further.
Wair for their next earnings, they will be abyssmal

[Anonymous No.52665242]

>>52665212
I hate those fucking think tank shills so fucking much bro

[Anonymous No.52665246]

CORPORATIONS NEED TO PAY THEIR FAIR SHARE

TO THE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT THOUGH. NOT TO WORKERS.

[Anonymous No.52665260]

>>52664967
No, that picture is real. They had a “pup-play” party next to a pair of cooling towers.

[Anonymous No.52665269]

>>52665221
Wtf? I thought the ADL said pepe was the racist

[Anonymous No.52665283]

>>52665221
imagine the smell of wet grass with fresh cow shit and rotten trees. Only city fags romantisize the country side

[Anonymous No.52665285]

>>52665192
Not falling for it tech-tranny. Putting my money into energy production and industrial mining.

[Anonymous No.52665289]

>>52665242
well that's what this website is. everyone comes to /pol/ first then when you realize its the same posts, same memes, same everything, you move on to these other boards which are low key the same thing. They want to know how much they can influence public thought with this site. and the answer is they can influence it a lot. its all so fake and gay. we are animals on this planet, remember that

[Anonymous No.52665290]

>>52665179
Dow Theory Sell Signal been in play for 2 weeks now

[Anonymous No.52665297]

>>52665193
Inventory stuff in a wearhouse. It's ridiculous. Applying for jobs makes me want to bash the heads of HR roasties.

[Anonymous No.52665304]

>>52665221
Hey, delete that picture of my neighbors property!

[Anonymous No.52665309]

>>52665285
>going into industrials and mining at literally the top
/biz/ logic

[Anonymous No.52665310]

QRD on the main psyops dynamics in this market:

>the market is efficient

>TA doesn't work

>you can't time the market

>everything is priced in

>volume doesn't matter

>news doesn't matter

>fundamentals don't matter

>buy every dip

Verification not required.

[Anonymous No.52665318]

>>52664512
Ya, it was stupid then and it's stupid now

[Anonymous No.52665323]

>>52665297
You can come work for me, I'm hiring right now.

[Anonymous No.52665333]

shill me on what to buy biz

[Anonymous No.52665336]

>>52665310
>news doesn't matter
>fundamentals don't matter
they dont matter though when its so obvious looking at the top option volume screener that the market moves to inflict max pain on the goomblers. news stories and FA are just tools to mask the fact that its game theory that moves the market

[Anonymous No.52665337]

>>52665297
At some point, banks and brokers will ask for that shit too. We won't even be able to trade without proof of being poisoned first

[Anonymous No.52665340]

Cool now you've got it wired up so my session is associated with the wrong IP. How did you retards manage that one?

[Anonymous No.52665348]

>>52665283
Not every countryside is engaged in animal husbandry. I'd hate insects and lack of food delivery the most.

[Anonymous No.52665367]

>>52665304
ok

[Anonymous No.52665370]

>>52665310
>>news doesn't matter
News definitely matters. Look what the WSJ did the oil last week just by being stupid. Cannabis stocks see-saw on the slightest hint of news of a Cannabis legalization. Microchip stocks are tied to news in China about whether they will reopen or not. Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.52665373]

>>52664512
I did not make this post, but whoever did is probably some glowfaggot trying to frame me.
Good luck with that, retarded glowing faggot.

[Anonymous No.52665376]

so schizo talk about me moving the market aside, what should my stop loss be as a scalper?

[Anonymous No.52665379]

>>52665323
Whatchoo need mane? What kinna job you be hiring fo?

[Anonymous No.52665385]

>>52665376
I pick a variance threshold measured in ATR.

[Anonymous No.52665392]

BUDDY LOOK AT STEVE JOBS IS DEAD COMPUTER

[Anonymous No.52665394]

>>52664249
Yes but to really benefit from the power of contango you should short long term (unless you feel confident enough to swing, which isn't the hardest thing to swing desu, but even then you should have a short vol position most of the time).

[Anonymous No.52665398]

>>52665370
who controls the news though? how do you even know that what is being reported is true or if its a cover for something else?
>RUSSIA JUST BOMBED NATO ALLY POLAND AND IT APPEEARS TO HAVE MOVED MARKETS
is that what happened or is that the cover for some stein or berg or witz or baum or blum or the fed doing whatever they want

[Anonymous No.52665407]

I put my money in the market (SPY) but my account keeps going down (-15.3%) so I'm wondering why the people in charge (FED) aren't doing anything (QE) to save the market. I literally drove (2007 Jeep Grand Cherokee) to grab some donuts ($DNUT) and it cost me a fortune ($15). Stocks go down (a lot) and my prices increase (50%)? How is that fair (it's not)?

[Anonymous No.52665409]

PROBABLY SOME FUCKFACE MOD IS MANUALLY ASSIGNING IPS TO POSTS AS HE DECIDES WHETHER FREE SPEECH APPLIES TO THAT PARTICULAR POSTER

[Anonymous No.52665417]

>>52664608
>spike protein
Lol, imagine believing this any of this wacky shit. Don't drink, don't smoke, not fat, walk alot. That's it, the rest about health is pure noise designed to take your money.

[Anonymous No.52665424]

>>52665398
>who controls the news though?
Careful there chud.

[Anonymous No.52665426]

>>52665379
Im looking for hardworking custodians. You interested?

[Anonymous No.52665431]

>>52665392
this is basically the face i imagine anons are making when they make "hey buddy look at apple computer" posts

[Anonymous No.52665448]

>>52665398
Whenever media wants you to think one way, research if opposite is true (most of the time it is).
> who
https://www.ap.org/about/our-people/leadership-team

[Anonymous No.52665450]

>>52665417
what about your diet, anon? you conveniently left that one out of your list for some reason...

[Anonymous No.52665453]

>>52664766
No he doesn't need to go to a hospital (land of the pharma jew) he needs to get off his fat ass an go for a walk.

[Anonymous No.52665472]

>>52665458
>33 posts by this id
Lay off the pipe,buddy

[Anonymous No.52665475]

>>52665417
Covid and the vaccine were both created to kill or shorten the lifespan of healthy people while keeping fat people alive. Ever notice that all the people who get heart problems from covid or the jab are all usually healthy people in good shape?

[Anonymous No.52665476]

Weak dump. Won’t last. kys bobo.

[Anonymous No.52665478]

>>52665431
we told you people not to get involved in thaaat

[Anonymous No.52665480]

>>52665453
yes but that is dangerously high they need to check for no fucked up blood vessels and circulation then give him some chill pills so he can not have a major incident then he can lose weight

[Anonymous No.52665482]

>>52665450
I did because most diet advice is bs trying to take your money. Don't drink pop.

[Anonymous No.52665483]

>>52665424
that's my problem on planet earth. i notice too much. if i was less of a nooticer i wouldnt know to hate those guys. and since this market system is entirely their game, i just find myself getting angry over things that i nootice

[Anonymous No.52665489]

The witchcraft and wizardy isn't giving me a short signal yet. This is irritating.
>>52665398
>who controls the news though?
Qui?

[Anonymous No.52665493]

>>52665426
What I be custodianin? I do kinda need a job in between my degenerate trades

[Anonymous No.52665494]

Jannies are fucking faggots. Quit deleting posts fucking cocksuckers.

[Anonymous No.52665496]

>>52665482
>pop

it's called soda.

[Anonymous No.52665495]

>>52665426
>hardworking
I'm a capitalist. I work only hard enough to get the max return on my effort. Also, hard work is racist.

[Anonymous No.52665500]

>>52664260
FIRST FOR MEANINGFULLY HIGHER

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52665506]

>>52665407
Improper use of parens.

(((The people in charge))) is what you were looking for.

[Anonymous No.52665509]

>>52665475
No they are usually fat and unhealthy, but nobody writes a headline on a fat and unhealthy person with heart problems

[Anonymous No.52665513]

>>52665448
>research if opposite is true (most of the time it is)
the truth doesnt make you money in the options market though. im at the point where i may just give CNBC my money and joing Jim's investing club. I see its on sale if you buy 2 years up front right now. Much easier to have an official jewish fed spokesman make my trading decisions for me. takes the emotion out of it

[Anonymous No.52665514]

>>52665450
>Don't drink
>Not fat

So were you born fuckin retarded or were you kicked in the head as a child cause those both are regarding diet.

[Anonymous No.52665519]

they're literally gonna sneed aapl

[Anonymous No.52665520]

TESLA FINALLY AT 180 again

[Anonymous No.52665529]

>>52665495
>steak and potatoes
>bland
AYOOOOO WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS TRI TIP SHIT PUT ON SUMMA DAT PAPRIKA

[Anonymous No.52665531]

>>52665493
Yes, that of course being if you're near or around Ann arbor.

[Anonymous No.52665540]

>>52665495
what in this infographic is negative, exactly?

[Anonymous No.52665545]

>>52665513
Sounds liek an interesting experiment. I don't think anyone here tried it. Please post results here if you decide to do it (and I'm serious, I heckin love science)

[Anonymous No.52665548]

New

>>52665544
>>52665544

[Anonymous No.52665552]

>>52665480
Here's your chill pill goy take it for the rest of your life. Now you can go back to sitting for 10hrs a day while you make me money. If he started walking every day for 30-45 mins his BP would drop faster then any pill will.

[Anonymous No.52665557]

>>52665285
Stop posting this literal CIA sponsored meme. Shizoid doesnt exist

[Anonymous No.52665568]

>>52665496
It's called pop...

[Anonymous No.52665570]

>>52665514
BUT WHAT DOES HE EAT THOUGH YOU DUMB DOUBLE NIGGER MONKEY???

[Anonymous No.52665573]

>>52665495
>hard work is racist.
Agreed.

[Anonymous No.52665579]

>>52665531
I'm a lil too far south by a few states

[Anonymous No.52665597]

>>52665552
well thats actually true just most everyone refuses to get up and do it. a brisk walk for 10 mins within 30 minutes of eating a meal is better than metformin in controlling blood sugar

[Anonymous No.52665633]

GLOWFAGGOT MOD
MAKING 4CHAN SUCK
MANUALLY ALTERING METADATA
POWERTRIPPING PIECE OF SHIT
CHINESE MARKET SETPOINT MOD
DEFUND ALL GLOWFAGGOTS

[Anonymous No.52665635]

>>52665496
>>52665568
It’s called “coke”

[Anonymous No.52665825]

>>52665635
based, yanks are fags

[Anonymous No.52665845]

>>52665825
wth alaska is on mexico? i always thought it was on canada

[Anonymous No.52666442]

>>52664240
I don’t get the webm