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52663889 No.52663889 [Reply] [Original]

why arent you working right now

>> No.52663953

yessir, wfh principle product manager, doing nothin and making 225k/yr kek. gonna check up on my interns later (hot fresh grads) love seeing them present themsleves to try to seduce me over zoom kekek

>> No.52663970

>>52663889
I’m a janny this is my job. But I’m saving my tendies allowance to buy 4chan

>> No.52664023

>>52663889
I am nigga

>> No.52664026

>>52663889
Been here since 8:45 Got some coffee. Had a few chats. Meeting at 10:45. Not enough time to get into the flow. Just chilling. Got my slides pulled up. Going to lunch after meeting. Might do some actually work around 3pm heading out at 5 today for happy hour. Funny think is during wfh covid I got at least 6 hours of work done everyday. Jokes on them.

>> No.52664059
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52664059

I’m a manager, haven’t been here long, working about 6 months. My day consists of false reports and making sure people are happy, as well as a huge sale side which is honestly very easy for me. I’m salary so I’m always needed but it’s hilarious that certain weeks I work less than I ever did, literally just go to office for an hour, submit reports, go over emails/interact with guests/call leads, it’s 12pm. Then I go “market” for 3 hours, I just go home to sleep or workout or smoke a bowl and relax. Then back to work for 2 hours which I will either actually try or just sit in the back office watching tv.

Oh and I also take products and resale them for profit, made 10k doing that so far.

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>>52663889
because i don't have to. simple as

>> No.52664121

I am. financial analyst. data I have to work with is trash. principal analyst is a jeet who's always on my ass. coworkers are alright. pay decent. workload varies

>> No.52664567

>>52663889
I collect neetbux from disabilities related to military. My neetbux and investments produce mroe income than my monthly expenses.

>> No.52664999

I'm 32, dropped out of college, have no real skills, and didn't cash out at the top. I have no other plan. I might have to rope.

>> No.52665024

>>52663953
No one believes this cringe larp

>> No.52665028

it's my only day off

>> No.52665146

>>52665024
Checkem. There’s a reason why my job exist. No one believes me lmao

>> No.52665189

>>52663889
can't find a decent job.

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>>52663953
>yessir, wfh principle product manager, doing nothin and making 225k/yr kek. gonna check up on my interns later (hot fresh grads) love seeing them present themsleves to try to seduce me over zoom kekek

>> No.52665223

>>52663889
i just got home from work, you american bastard

>> No.52665259
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52665259

Veteran living off of benefits atm, all I do is half ass my classes and go to the gym while pocketing all the bennies, thinking about going Police so I can ticket wagies and dab on blacks

>> No.52665273
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52665273

>>52663889
Im taking a break

>> No.52665543

I'm a contractor so I just need to go to 2 locations and finish up those work orders by 8pm so, I've been putting it off surfing 4chan and staying warm in my bed.

>> No.52665862
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52665862

I just came back from seeing a client. He paid for everything, including travel. Now my gf is making stew chicken and I'm waiting to eat.

>> No.52665867

I'm a paid shill

>> No.52665880

>>52663889
Because my job is so piss easy I can get it done in five hours, hung over.

>> No.52665894
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52665894

>>52665206
Bro, I'm 25 years old and haven't seen that old fat man since I was a kid posting on God fart and new grounds.
Holy fuck, that's a blast from the past.

>> No.52665897

>>52663889
It's too cold

>> No.52665912

>>52665146
>failed damage control
why try to impress an anonymous audience on a wheat farm imageboard?

>> No.52665920

>>52665273
NOOOOOOOOOOO YOU CAN'T EVER NOT HAVE A JOB YOU NEED TO SLAVE FOR 12 HOURS A DAY YOUR ENTIRE LIFE BECAUSE....BECAUSE YOU JUST HAVE TO OK

>> No.52665949

>>52664059
How does the typical sale call go?

>> No.52666357

>>52665949
>Hi Mr Dickcheese, this is anon from blank, hows your day?
>blah blah
>say some crap that’s relevant to what Dickcheese said, whatever he talks about
>”Haha that’s great, I will Mr Dickcheese I noticed you’re in need of blank. What are you currently doing for blank?
>mr Dickcheese gives me info
>I see, so if you’re looking for something “adjective that pertains to his interests, info I gathered from earlier”, to make my product more appealing to his impluse desire
>counter or pivot or redirect back to my product with whatever we talk about
>So mr Dickcheese which product of mine are we going with?
>he chooses one, or says it may not be for him, redirect to his need and how our product is convenient, offer final discounts
>80% close rate

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>>52663889

I work 3rd shift.

>> No.52666608

>>52663953
The intern's name?

Albert Einstein

>> No.52666619

>>52663889
the world cup is on

>> No.52666643

>>52663889
i am. i just got back from a week of PTO. i'm actually putting in a full 8 hours today -- and to think that some people do this every day.

>> No.52667484

it's 4 am i dont have work til 5 hours from now

>> No.52667733

I am. I’m laying on my bed getting paid
Brb clicking keyboard to set status to green

>> No.52667745

>>52663889
I’m commuting to work via the train and looking at my portfolio.

>> No.52667753

>>52667733
I also want a job where I only have to pretend to be online

>> No.52667955

>>52665206
holy shit is that Zezima

>> No.52668415
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52668415

Laid off

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>>52664999
Literally me except I graduated university and still can't get a job

>> No.52668528

I'd rather be working than my current state. Bad case of the flu since the holiday weekend. No one to take care of me because I'm a mid 30s man who failed to find a good wife.

>> No.52668551
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52668551

I'm "working" from home

>> No.52668561

I cashed out enough to not need to work

>> No.52668566

>>52668415
This.

>> No.52668573

>>52663889
just got off work, eating now

>> No.52668582

>>52663889
because if i work(for the system) i'm sold to the jews

>> No.52668584

>>52668415
I understand the sentiment, but a cubicle drone would most likely be the person getting stabbed back in the good old times, not the other way around

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>>52663889
I already did my time today.

>> No.52668808

no one's hiring. Especially in crypto.. hiring freezes everywhere

>> No.52668814

>>52664121
how did you get into it? i studied econ and want to get into something similar

>> No.52668856
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52668856

>>52663889
I need a record label to sign me

>> No.52668879

>>52668808
what happened to the labor shortage?

>> No.52668882
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52668882

>>52663889
I am on leave. Your email has not been forwarded.

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52668887

>working

>> No.52669171

>>52668856
ngmi

>> No.52669198

It's midnight here. I am reading manga. Tomorrow, I will put a book on my keyboard to appear green at work and play guitar for the entire day.

>> No.52669207

>>52666608
jej

>> No.52669210

>>52663889
Because I work during the day like every other valuable human being that isn't a useless bottom feeder. If you work until after the sun goes down, then you're a failure and your job is so serve me.

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>>52663889
Permeant disabled - don't get old, it sucks.

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52669294

>>52663889
I am working for my bags ser

>> No.52669365

>>52669210
3pm till midnight is the best shift I've ever worked desu.

>> No.52669977

>>52669171
Cmon sign me.

>> No.52670004

>>52663889
It is always a continuous work, that place within yourself. And the riches of the world are yours, but you will have to know self, and moderation, and failure (most importantly) don't forget the basics. The work is always self.

>> No.52670376

>>52668856
Making gay beats with your pirated copy of Ableton 11 isn't a job, anon.

>> No.52670432

>>52663889
I'm 25, graduated nearly 7 months ago with a math degree from a private university. Too socially retarded and inexperienced to land anything above the lowest tier minimum wage positions.

>> No.52670499

>>52664059
>>52666357
What is the product you sell?
What is the carrier path for a sales person?
How are the coworkers and work hours?

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