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52657070 No.52657070 [Reply] [Original]

It's inevitable.

>> No.52657085
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>>52657070
craig is fag

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>>52657085
BSV will reign supreme.

Craig doesn´t matter anymore.

Satoshi is dead, bitcoin lives,

>> No.52657490

>>52657085
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll fucking have you know that I am the creator of BitCoin. I am Satoshi fucking Nakamoto, and if you think you can just go around calling me a scammer, you've got another thing coming, you little cunt. This is what happens when you try to fucking call out the wrong person. You get fucking sued. You will be brought to justice, you fucking hear me? I'll have your IP address banned from the internet, I will sue your ass. I am the god of fucking BitCoin, the king of the internet. I have over THREE HUNDRED confirmed shills. I have a PHD in BitCoins, a PHD in economics, and a PHD in game theory. I am a master swordsman. My talons are sharp, my claws are long, and my wrath is fucking legendary. Nobody calls me a scammer and gets away with it. Welcome to the law, you bitch.

>> No.52657501

I am Satoshi fucking Nakamoto, the greatest person of all fucking time. I have a massive yacht, a private island, and a helicopter. The only reason I'm not the richest is because I don't want to be. My dick is so massive that it solves the mystery of dark matter. My logic blows the mind. I am taller and stronger than you are, and I have the power of flight. When I was a baby I could bench press 1000 pounds. I have a black belt in karate and a black belt in go. At the age of twelve, I was the youngest person to ever win the world Olympics. I have won every single game of Starcraft I have ever played. My copy/paste is infallible, and my word is the absolute law of the land. I have a masters in laws. Any argument that you make can and will be turned against you. I am the only person in the history of the world to ever single-handedly solve a Rubik's Cube. I have saved the world from nuclear war twice. If you are reading this, it is because I allowed you to live. I made BitCoin Turing complete just to prove I could. I have a pet eagle who controls the flow of the Nile. This is not the Blockchain, the Blockchain is my penis. I am Satoshi fucking Nakamoto, and you are nothing.

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>>52657070
All we need to do is join Twetch

>> No.52657644

>>52657490
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Craig Wright. The testimony is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of cellular automata most of the attestation will go over a typical hodlers' head. There's also Craig's autistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his character- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Tominaga Nakamoto literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of his testimony, to realise that it's not just true- it says something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Craig Wright truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the meaning in Craig's autistic catchphrase "What people don't seem to understand is" which itself is a cryptic reference to Adam Smith's epic The Theory of Moral Sentiments. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated corecucks scratching their heads in confusion as Dave Kleiman's genius trust unfolds itself on court listener. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a BCH tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate cryptographic proof that they're within 5 IQ points of 179 (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

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>>52657644
>Dave Kleiman's genius trust

please expand

>> No.52657780

>>52657085
/thread
quit the hero worship you BSV faggots

>> No.52657875

>>52657780
go photoshop a chin on sergey lmao

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>> No.52660987

>>52657070
It's a scam