/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.52644769]

Tom and Jerry Edition

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.52644776]

the vix will pump soon

[Anonymous No.52644796]

market is going to crash

[Anonymous No.52644824]

Just read that americans pay zero taxes on capital gains if they are poor and have <40k in income. Why are you retarded students not long term investing? Do you enjoy paying taxes? Damn you guys are dumb.

[Anonymous No.52644855]

Can you stupid bobos keep the market down until 10AM so I can buy cheap calls for this week

[Anonymous No.52644857]

>>52644769
Anons are wondering why futes are red if there is record spending on Black Friday. Has it occurred to you this signals that retail still has lots of cash to spend that maybe households aren’t feeling the hurt enough? Also these China protests are kind of a big deal. Markets don’t like that. Signals a crack down of the CCP and more supply chain woes.

[Anonymous No.52644862]

>>52644824
Capital gains are based on when you sell not when you buy you fucking moron. Hence gains

[Anonymous No.52644865]

>dollar
lmao

[Anonymous No.52644870]

>>52644776
I was calling for it on the Saturday thread and everyone was seething saying it’s not a reliable metric anymore and that they are 100% adamant that the potential 50bps dovish move by JPOW isn’t already priced in. I guess I’ll see how my SQQQ calls will fare this week.

[Anonymous No.52644882]

>>52644862
???? what
My point is that daytraders gambling on red black on 0dtes and other short term strategies are really dumb when you could just buy a decent stock or ETF and sell it a year later and have all your profit intact. The more taxes you pay the better your short term strategy has to be to beat the market

[Anonymous No.52644895]

>>52644824
I’m insulted you think I make $40k. I wish I could pay no capital gains.

[Anonymous No.52644899]

>>52644824
they're too busy paying off their student loans

[Anonymous No.52644904]

>>52644899
I thought people put their student loans in the stock market, since they're getting forgiven via biden bux

[Anonymous No.52644930]

The surest way to avoid capital gains tax is just do what most people do, lose money

[Anonymous No.52644966]

>Rail strikes
>Oil rolling over
>Apple factories in revolt

Warren-sama, I am afraid

[Anonymous No.52644972]

>>52644966
Don't forget that China is on the brink of collapsing right now too

[Anonymous No.52644976]

>>52644904
>he doesn't know that the student loan forgiveness plan got cancelled

it's joever

[Anonymous No.52644977]

>Futures

https://youtu.be/jCOUqdbCEaQ

[Anonymous No.52644980]

>>52644966
Apple has another problem.

[Anonymous No.52644984]

>>52644980
if microsoft couldnt make a phone this autistic dork can't either

[Anonymous No.52644992]

>>52644769
Reminder. If you are investing now you are already ahead of most Americans. Keep investing and keep at it anons. Imagine your future and how enjoyable it will be. Wagmi.

[Anonymous No.52644993]

Fuck mumu, that's all

[Anonymous No.52644999]

>>52644984
all he has to do is fork android and release some boomer freedom phone or some shit. boomers will eat it up, techbros will eat it up, the infrastructure is all there

[Anonymous No.52645004]

>>52644999
someone already tried that with that exact same name lol, didnt work.

[Anonymous No.52645009]

>>52644984

He has sent shit into space successfully. All he has to do is buy someone's previously made model and then slap his logo on there. This isn't complicated for someone thus rich who knows about tech

[Anonymous No.52645015]

>>52645004
Elon's phone is called Nueral Link, except you won't need to carry it in your pocket

[Anonymous No.52645017]

Callstranny kek

[Anonymous No.52645020]

>>52645004
it didn't have the musk touch. it's like the george foreman grill: the grill itself has been out there before george foreman, all it needed was that extra touch. now george foreman earns more from the grill than he has ever earned boxing. sounds like your underestimate how much musk fans eat whatever they're given

[Anonymous No.52645025]

>>52645015
Implanted chips in the head are decades off.

[Anonymous No.52645026]

Lol, the little KOLD gamble I bought is going to cover today's wage out of open. I don't think I'm going in because I HAVE a cold lol. Maybe KOLD unlocks neetdom at the price of a constant cold, Jewish magic.

[Anonymous No.52645037]

>>52644857
>there is record spending on Black Friday
Inflation adjusted? Sales growth below 10% is not real but just inflation.

[Anonymous No.52645046]

>>52644865
>it gets worse
lmaoing @ Mumus

[Anonymous No.52645050]

>>52645025
I think it'll be sooner, but I hope you're right. Eventually though, they will almost certainly be mandatory

[Anonymous No.52645051]

>>52644862
what about like kind exchanges?

[Anonymous No.52645070]

>>52645037
No I didn’t adjust for inflation and fair point. Wouldn’t that also be bearish then as well? I know I’m a bobo but that could also be seen as inflation being sustained despite rate hikes.

[Anonymous No.52645073]

>>52645037
Black Friday sales were 2.9% higher, and no, not inflation adjusted, just off of daily inflation that means sales were down 4.1%. Tide went in, now tide is go out, are u swimming naked?

[Anonymous No.52645084]

>>52644977
Checked and kekked.

[Anonymous No.52645087]

>soxs already up 3% during pre market
Is it over?

[Anonymous No.52645090]

I need some more music to listen to while watching stocks, I'm running out of vaporwave playlists since Youtube banned kurdtbada, those assholes.

https://youtu.be/mWuq1nnWQcQ

[Anonymous No.52645091]

>>52645070
>Wouldn’t that also be bearish
Discounting inflation, Black Fridays sales have been basically flat YoY, or slightly negative. Which is not a bad sign actually, just customers being careful with their money.
So it can reassure JPow that the desired demand suppression is being achieved which is bullish.

[Anonymous No.52645097]

>>52645087
Yes, we reached the top of the crabbing, now we go back down.

[Anonymous No.52645105]

>>52645090
try this, white man

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PQDGuUc-yrk

[Anonymous No.52645107]

>>52645097
I love crab
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52645110]

>>52645050
Lol no. No one wants the devil's mark

[Anonymous No.52645120]

>>52645090
Take the Ecco the Dolphin pill.
https://youtu.be/IfPrfVfV2lY
And get a haircut
https://youtu.be/NK9ByuKQlEM

[Anonymous No.52645130]

>>52645073
>off of daily inflation that means sales were down 4.1%
This. Not good, not terrible. Which means the customers are spending slightly less, the "free money" from covid gibs / crypto gainz / zero interst loans is gone. Fed can stop tightening soon. Bullish.

[Anonymous No.52645133]

>>52645110
No one wants it, but all men, rich and poor, free and prisoner, great and small shall receive...um, you know the thing

[Anonymous No.52645138]

>>52644966
Warren B also bought a massive position in TSM. What a dumb fucking boomer. His 50 year golden bull run is over and he doesn’t know how to cope.

[Anonymous No.52645139]

I guess I missed this month's CPI data; what was it like?

[Anonymous No.52645152]

>>52644992
Based and wholesome.

[Anonymous No.52645155]

Boeing anon here. I got COVID and will start taking horse paste tomorrow. All in sqqq

[Anonymous No.52645154]

>>52645133

Lol I'm just not going to get it

[Anonymous No.52645160]

>>52645139
bad but not as bad as people expected it to be, which is good, but then again jpow said there's no brakes in the train until he's happy

[Anonymous No.52645165]

>>52645090
>>52645105
>>52645120
>zoomers sharing random music tracks like it's not all the same

[Anonymous No.52645168]

>>52645139
CPI dropped. Markets rallied signaling a potential Fed pivot to 50bps instead of 75bps. However I believe this is priced in.

[Anonymous No.52645169]

>>52645130
It does seem somewhat "bullish" that Jerome may let off the gas a little, rates are still going up however. If we can get inflation down while maintaining decent GDP that'd be nice, but I don't think it'll happen. The 3 month crossed the 30 year yield lul, and the random yield JPOW said was the only one that he cared about ALSO inverted.

[Anonymous No.52645177]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52645181]

>>52645155
Based Ivermectin Chad. I’m unvaxxed and got COVID last year. It wasn’t fun but also not the worse. I’ve got 45c 20JAN22 SQQQ calls. Get better fren

[Anonymous No.52645183]

>>52645165
the music i shared was an album released in the 70s boomer-kun

[Anonymous No.52645187]

Oil just keeps getting heemed, it’s all so tiresome

[Anonymous No.52645195]

DRIPbros, what are we dining tonight?

[Anonymous No.52645198]

>>52645165
Look bud, he said he listens to vaporwave type stuff and that's what I have in that genre.

https://youtu.be/tN6YMDOOd6s
https://youtu.be/igm5_o_o84A
https://youtu.be/_qaaA_umhcc
https://youtu.be/DCkJ5lGPqFs
https://youtu.be/NSfOB8ANdWU
https://youtu.be/3LJ_Lo2dok4

[Anonymous No.52645201]

>>52645155
>Boeing anon here. I got COVID
Don't take the medicine, just vitamins and mineral supplements. Relax - drink water or tea - sleep a lot - dont leave the house. Take it easy. No phone calls, just call in sick and switch your phone off. RELAX. It helps your immune system a lot, The fever will be over in 3.4 days.

[Anonymous No.52645207]

Is there any merit to this?

>>52644372

[Anonymous No.52645209]

>>52644882
You don’t get taxed that hard on long term cap gains anyways. students don’t have money to put into long term investments unless they’re trust fund kids. Also if you tried your gay little strategy last year to right now you’d be down 50% or more. College students can’t afford to risk their extra money and possibly lose some or all of it regardless if it’s on “long term” shit like stocks or not. You are retarded.

[Anonymous No.52645220]

>>52645187
Oil is still too high. Between 50 and 60 USD per barrel is enough to cover production costs and be profitable. Anything above that just creates suffering for consumers, and outsized gains for middle east dictatorships and Putin.

[Anonymous No.52645223]

https://twitter.com/elonmusk/status/1597164398543777792
Anons he's saying too much.
They're going to really shut him down soon.

[Anonymous No.52645227]

>>52645198
Yes and maybe he appreciates that because he doesn't know anything yet. But I want you to know I don't care about your music at all. I think it sucks but I didn't even listen to it.

[Anonymous No.52645230]

>>52645155
I got ivermectin and hcq from a doctor. But I took the horse paste too before that. I didn't really like the apple flavor, was kind of weird

[Anonymous No.52645233]

>>52645220
I want the consumers to suffer, they deserve it

[Anonymous No.52645237]

>>52645220
>Anything above that just creates suffering for consumers, and outsized gains for middle east dictatorships and Putin.

[Anonymous No.52645239]

>>52645207
>Fed
>default
What kind of a fucking retard wrote this tripe? Fed is literally unable to default. Fed doesn't hand out debt.

[Anonymous No.52645244]

>>52645237
Commies don't understand price and think price controls will create more oil

[Anonymous No.52645246]

>>52645227
A PLAGUE ON YOUR PORTFOLIO.... A PLAGUE

[Anonymous No.52645249]

my own TA, I found a stock that I think will make a good profit in the short term. But I didn't buy it because I thought the market would down. The index fell 1%, but the stock up 5%. Is it unnecessary to interpret the index chart?

[Anonymous No.52645257]

>>52645230
I have never sweated like this before. My shirt was 5lbs when I woke up. I have been taking liquid shits all day. The headache was pure pain but now I have a sore throat. I’ve been taking vitamins, zinc and tea all day. Time for the horse paste tomorrow. I have been playing warhammer darktide all weekend.

[Anonymous No.52645261]

>>52645249
Some stocks don't follow index moves

[Anonymous No.52645262]

>>52645246
Stop posting this midget it's appearance offends my eyes

[Anonymous No.52645264]

>>52645246
Good. It'll be like chemotherapy

[Anonymous No.52645265]

>>52645230
Literally just take paracetamol, drink water and sleep it off
Dont fall for the meme, it is literally just a normal flu

[Anonymous No.52645271]

>>52645249
sounds like a very beta check, unironically

https://www.investopedia.com/investing/beta-know-risk

[Anonymous No.52645272]

>>52645249
Post the stock friend. And there's a thing called "decoupling" from the market. If a company has really good news it will ignore the broad market movements obviously, but it can happen all the time. Oil overall did that this year

[Anonymous No.52645275]

>>52645265
If it just a normal flu then what we’re all these dodgy vaccines about

[Anonymous No.52645276]

>>52645257

Sounds worse than covid

[Anonymous No.52645289]

>>52645275
Hey, cool it with the antisemitism anon.

[Anonymous No.52645292]

>>52645239
I think it's saying that the treasury is going to default, and the Fed will have to save them by blowing up the dollar?

[Anonymous No.52645307]

>>52645275
Wow you should trust the experts who said once you got the vaccine you would never get covid

[Anonymous No.52645309]

>>52645265
Yea I just have it for emergencies really in case they release something more dangerous if enough people don't fall for the clotshots and for my mom. They gave her that new version of ivermectin protease inhibitor by merk because she's almost 70 but that doesn't work nearly as good as ivermectin and costs way more, and so after that shit didn't help my mom took my ivermectin and got better pretty quick

[Anonymous No.52645317]

>>52645275
Scam
Whatever effect that the vaccine has when you took it in the first year has expired
Everyone that I know that caught the memeflu recovered by themselves automatically after a week

[Anonymous No.52645328]

>>52645265
Dont take paracetamol, in fact dont take anything that supresses fever unless it gets to dangerous levels (near or above 40°C). Moderate fever is your body's way to speed up its own processes and deal with the infection. If you supress the fever, it will take more time.

[Anonymous No.52645354]

[Anonymous No.52645368]

CHECK THE FUTES PREPARE YOUR CHUTES

[Anonymous No.52645376]

>>52645368
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52645384]

>KOLD

https://youtu.be/lnYSTnTMGQo

[Anonymous No.52645387]

Damn why didn't I buy KOLD when I knew I should

[Anonymous No.52645393]

thankies for the dip bobo

[Anonymous No.52645395]

>>52645387
Everyone here literally told you to go all in on KOLD last week

[Anonymous No.52645399]

>>52645328
Paracetamol isn’t for the fever dummy it’s for the pounding headaches.

[Anonymous No.52645402]

>>52645395
Was telling everyone to short last week as well. Bulls blinded by the green. My short positions will print today inshallah

[Anonymous No.52645405]

Updated

[Anonymous No.52645408]

>>52645399
Google paracetamol and read just the little blurb Wikipedia provides, or is that too much of a deep dive for you anon?

[Anonymous No.52645410]

>>52645328
Not only that, there's studies suggesting that taking antihistamines and NSAIDs actively helps pathogens spread and survive, making the disease worse.

[Anonymous No.52645411]

>>52645395
I know, I've swung it 3 times already, but didn't really have much buying power at that dip. Cashed out at the bell Fri and got a new deposit that hits today, but yea I missed that one

[Anonymous No.52645413]

>>52645402
your 500 dollars in long puts that you're already red on isn't going to do anything tranny

[Anonymous No.52645416]

>>52645402
How long is it gonna dump?
I bet the mumus will be slurping the dip banking on Powell to pivot

[Anonymous No.52645421]

>>52645105
>>52645120
>>52645198
Nice music choices but not quite what I'm looking for. Niche stuff like vaporwave, mallsoft, citypop etc. is perfect for me so I can relax while watching the markets pump or dump.

Speaking of, holy shit futures are nose diving!

[Anonymous No.52645422]

What are some more stocks like SOXS/SOXL and SQQQ? Whats the L version of SQQQ?

[Anonymous No.52645430]

>>52645421
>Niche stuff like vaporwave, mallsoft, citypop etc
Not really niche anymore but yeah those and lofi are my favorites to play on background to trade with.

[Anonymous No.52645446]

>>52644769
Why do I keep seeing CBDC being posted in my youtube. Im getting scared lads.

[Anonymous No.52645456]

>>52645422
https://etfdb.com/themes/leveraged-3x-etfs/

[Anonymous No.52645458]

>>52644977
lol
>>52645177
>>52645354
>>52645368
>>52645376
>>52645387
Dollar tanking, stocks tanking, BTC ...pottery

[Anonymous No.52645466]

>>52645421
try this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D3AvGL5Azns

[Anonymous No.52645467]

>>52645446
Its a good thing to learn about. It stands for Crickets/Bugs Digital Credits. You will want to be able to eat in the future, won't you anon?

[Anonymous No.52645475]

>>52645207
>government will choose hyperinflation because its broke, ignoring all history lessons
People keep forgetting the 2nd and most likely option. Raising interest rates to attract more bond purchases, alongside a broad market reduction in spending.
Some would call this a recession.

The US government has done this many times before and its much more likely than them going back to ZIRP, no one wanting to buy bonds, and hyperdefaulting anyway.

[Anonymous No.52645476]

1.8 million chickens got slaughtered in Nebraska over fears of bird flu...food prices are going to moon again, especially eggs.

[Anonymous No.52645483]

>>52645422
TQQQ. Direxon has loads of leveraged products like KOLD/BOIL for nat gas OR TMV/TMF for bonds. Also on checking their website it looks like they offer leveraged single stocks now :-O haven't seen any anons posting about them

https://www.direxion.com/etfs?filter=singlestock_bear1x_bullbear2x_bullbear3x

[Anonymous No.52645489]

It needs to go down more

[Anonymous No.52645501]

>>52645458

[Anonymous No.52645503]

>>52645489
I'm about to open a short for the first time. Any advice? Yes it's stocks

[Anonymous No.52645508]

I shorted spy Friday. Glad I did

[Anonymous No.52645513]

i wonder when Direxon or ProShares will release leverage-of-leverage ETFs, basically things like an SQQQ of SQQQ, just like how there's VVIX

[Anonymous No.52645530]

How my European bobs doing? Daily reminder that even though the LNG and Brent jan-feb futures are going down you should be still sitting on a mountain of energy commodities and hold until 2025

[Anonymous No.52645533]

>>52645503
you can still have stop losses on shorts: buy stops, or buy trailing stops. takes some getting used to, but remember that when you're shorting, you're using margin, and if you're using margin you're using your stocks as collateral. if your stocks are going south, now your short may be gaining value, but if you're borrowing more than what the account can support, that's a margin call

honestly for bearish plays you might want to look into Puts or something, shorting can get messy especially since firms reserve the right to change their margin maintenance requirements at any time too

[Anonymous No.52645535]

hmm.. DXY and 10Y are falling.... bobos exit now or get ooffed at open

[Anonymous No.52645538]

>>52645508
>NOV 28
In my darkest hour just as the end is in sight you tempt me. A PLAGUE ON YOUR PORTFOLIO

[Anonymous No.52645553]

>>52645535
Buy the dip.
q3 credit card delinquencies up nicely, should only accelerate from here.

[Anonymous No.52645558]

>>52645220
>creates suffering for consumers
good. fuck consumers

[Anonymous No.52645580]

>>52645558
>virgin politicians: nooo we need to shape a society that benefits consumers!
>based chad: fuck consumers

[Anonymous No.52645596]

My brother spends $18 on two packs of cigarettes. I spend $19 on a bag of tobacco and 3 boxes of filter tubes and get 30 packs of cigarettes. I just have to make them myself with the machine.

[Anonymous No.52645597]

>>52645580
based

[Anonymous No.52645598]

>>52645476
My gains... it's not fair bros.

[Anonymous No.52645606]

>>52645476
This wouldn't be an issue if we all ate bugs.

[Anonymous No.52645607]

OOOOOOH MUUUUUUUMUUUUUU

[Anonymous No.52645635]

>>52645606
Everyone? Or just goyim?

[Anonymous No.52645645]

>>52645606
Do the elite billionaire global managers just sit around and come up with this crazy shit, eat bugs, cut off children's genitals, scamdemic, clownworld, etc. Let's see what crazy shit we can pull off next because, they already have more money than they could ever spend, kind of like at the end of a video game when you have billions of dollars and get bored just going around destroying shit for amusement

[Anonymous No.52645647]

>>52645413
Well SQQQ is pumping premarket so I think I’ll be fine.

[Anonymous No.52645657]

>>52645416
This week at least. I don’t have any confidence past that but I do have a gut feeling Q1 2023 will be rough and possibly a true bottom mid 2023. A Fed pivot, even to bps could be bearish…not bullish. See picrel

[Anonymous No.52645661]

>>52645647
dxy... it will be interesting today...

[Anonymous No.52645663]

>>52645606
cochroaches release 10x more methane than cows per protein-gram. eating bugs is actually a really fucking terrible idea.

[Anonymous No.52645666]

>>52645421
Check out Ryan Celsius on YT. He has a Trapping in Japan live stream that is pretty nice and trippy to listen to.

[Anonymous No.52645678]

>>52645508
Friday is literally the best time to open positions in my opinion if you have a finger on the pulse of the market and know a little TA. Happy I’m short. Hope SPY dumps to 190

[Anonymous No.52645686]

>>52645503
Don’t short on a margin account. You have the potential to have infinite losses. If you’re shorting make sure you have a cash account and have the collateral to cover. Also don’t go too far OTM

[Anonymous No.52645688]

Futures are healing a little bit, still looks bad for market opening today. Wonder how Cyber Monday will be this year sales wise?

[Anonymous No.52645693]

>>52645663
That's because cockroaches are an invasive species, they aren't native to planet earth. With that being said nobody would want to eat them even if they were the most economical friendly option in the entite universebecause they are fucking disgusting. Literal roaches man people won't even entertain the idea of eating cleaner insects like crickets or whatever, 0 shot you get people to eat roaches.

[Anonymous No.52645699]

>>52645686
>Don’t short on a margin account

generally brokers only permit shorting on a margin account though, since by definition shorting involved the act of borrowing shares to sell now and buy back later. unless you meant always having cash on hand in case the short goes bad, then yeah, that makes sense

[Anonymous No.52645701]

i am going to play kroger earnings
im bullish on the acquisition, it feels like a confident move by the companys chief jew
and with pm red it might be a good entry
is this retarded

[Anonymous No.52645709]

Fuck I played it safe Fri by closing out $6 wide $284 qqq butterfly spreads I bought in the morning for +25% right at the closing bell, now they would probably open at +75% at open and climb exponentially as they exp today. Oh well, better safe than sorry, they say.
>[One reddit spacer]
What is the likely support and resistance of QQQ for now til Powell yaps on wed? Or for SPY

[Anonymous No.52645720]

>>52645693
Where did they originally come from then? And how did they get here?

[Anonymous No.52645722]

>>52645699
Yea I just feel like anon doesn’t know the risks or the need to have collateral

[Anonymous No.52645728]

Natgas futures OST https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mLLlpSMnGiI

[Anonymous No.52645735]

Amazing how every frog spammers post is a worthless shitpost no exceptions, instant hide, no read

[Anonymous No.52645738]

>>52645720
Impossible to say where. They got here the same way everything not terrestrial gets here. By crashing into the earth on a big enough comet or meteorite. Roaches predate all forms of terrestrial life and might even be older than the earth itself

[Anonymous No.52645746]

Any COAL barons here? It's where the winter energy squeeze is going to happen. $500 is not an unreasonable expectation.

[Anonymous No.52645752]

pivoteer where we @

[Anonymous No.52645757]

>>52645728
IM NOT FEELING SORRY FOR YOU MUMU, NO MATTER HOW CUTE AND INNOCENT YOU TRY TO LOOK. ALL THOSE MERCILESS NON LUBED GREEN DILDOS YOU SHOVED UP MY ASS OVER AND OVER, for no fucking reason. FUCK YOU MUMU. Not (you)

[Anonymous No.52645762]

>>52645738
Or they hitched a ride on some ayys ships

[Anonymous No.52645765]

Credit Suisse lost $88 billion in customer deposits recently. Will this be another Lehman moment or nah?

[Anonymous No.52645790]

>>52645765
How did they 'lose' it? Did it drop in between the couch cushions when they were drunk at some bitches apartment over the weekend?

[Anonymous No.52645801]

>>52645765
What did they invest in?
Crypto? FTX?

[Anonymous No.52645804]

>>52645790
sirs we just lost our 100x bullish leveraged position sirs

[Anonymous No.52645808]

>>52645735
>my post, on topic, frenly frog photo, asking other anons their thoughts
>your post, seething over frog, nothing about stonks
fuck off

[Anonymous No.52645809]

>>52645701
is kroger food?

[Anonymous No.52645816]

BOIL BROOOOOOOOOOOS....
https://youtu.be/q2zGOvTgJ0c

[Anonymous No.52645833]

(((They))) won't like this, time to go short on tsla again.

[Anonymous No.52645837]

>>52645809
yes

[Anonymous No.52645847]

santa rally when

[Anonymous No.52645860]

>>52645735

[Anonymous No.52645878]

>>52645735
>Amazing how every frog spammers post is a worthless shitpost no exceptions, instant hide

[Anonymous No.52645884]

>>52645735
seething tranoid

[Anonymous No.52645922]

>>52644930
They can't get your profits if you don't have any.

[Anonymous No.52645926]

Chinese banks are still buying stocks lmao

[Anonymous No.52645931]

>>52645837
Whats your play? Ill play it w. you just cus I thought banana apu is cute

[Anonymous No.52645947]

is LABU a good play now? The chart seems to be bottoming

[Anonymous No.52645960]

>>52645015
just put your phone into your mouth

[Anonymous No.52645963]

I'm going to save the chink economy! I'm all YANG gang. :DDDD

[Anonymous No.52645998]

>it is a "Techbros and Ray Dalio would rather die than talk about China in any way" episode
This rerun has been going on for 10 years

[Anonymous No.52645999]

>>52645931
i dont have access to options, i think my government deems them gambling kek.
so i buy shares and use contract for difference for extra oomph.
i was planning to buy 2 shares to hold and buy a x3 leverage cfd to sell after earnings, if it goes well ill buy more shares.
have another frog for good luck : )

[Anonymous No.52646015]

You guys have shorts right?

[Anonymous No.52646018]

>>52645663
Explain why eating roaches is bad bc of methane? I'm not a fan of eating ze bugs either..
>>52645693
You sound like a retard

[Anonymous No.52646083]

>>52645999
ty anon

[Anonymous No.52646087]

>yields
i yield

[Anonymous No.52646098]

>>52646087
never should of come here

[Anonymous No.52646099]

>>52645402
>The bobo rises

[Anonymous No.52646101]

Anyone read this?

[Anonymous No.52646102]

good morning everyone
how are my SQQQ calls looking for today

[Anonymous No.52646112]

>>52646018
methane is a potent greenhouse gas, think CO2 but 100x worse.
so the doom cult whines about how cows need to go extinct because cow farts are a signficant amount of methane emisssions.

roaches overrall emit lots of methane even after they die, so if we were to farm them as a replacement for cows it wouldn't make sense at all.
& bugs spread more disease.

[Anonymous No.52646123]

>>52646015
I've got something I'd like to "put" in her. Heh heh heh...

But yes I do have some shorts.

[Anonymous No.52646133]

this market is boring and gay

[Anonymous No.52646150]

>>52646112
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CO2 what plants need to breathe AAAAA

[Anonymous No.52646153]

where is the calls bull tranny

[Anonymous No.52646160]

Are there any good stocks related to volcanoes?

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1597191679538122752

[Anonymous No.52646163]

>>52646101
seems unrelated to smg? Like I'm slowly watching shit about valuation, but this book isn't even about that, it seems to be about how a manager should run the accounting department or something?

[Anonymous No.52646170]

>VIX
WE GAAN

[Anonymous No.52646176]

>>52646160
I think they use the heat and energy from them in iceland to melt aluminum, maybe something to do with that

[Anonymous No.52646203]

All I want for christmas is teenage pussy and bullet to the head. One of these. Or NUGT ripping.

[Anonymous No.52646206]

>>52646160
volcano insurance company shorts

[Anonymous No.52646211]

>>52646112
it's so the wealthy get the best food and the rest of us literally consume the lowest quality food that they can make profit off of.

Bug farming is pure profit for those in charge. You spend peanuts raising trillions of crickets and mealworms vs having massive amounts of open land and millions of cattle for beef, which is expensive.

Like most "green" alternatives, the name of the game is someone has an idea that will make them ungodly rich, the amount of investment vs the projected profit is too good to not push it.

Even if it's absolutely batshit insane.

See: Beyond meat. It's literally made from chinese food waste. That pea protein is what is leftover from making a certain variety of noodle in China. Some US based entrepreneurs realized they could buy this protein waste that was going to rot in a landfill or be used for feed for pennies, and turn it into a meat alternative.

Okay, sounds good for those who can't eat meat or whatever, but the problem is, it's sold as a healthy "green" alternative.

It's laden with sodium and other junk fillers, and the process of bringing all this food waste over to the west is done on huge bunker fuel powered ships.
I gave the stuff a shot, and the quality varies from package to package.

The reason beyond is failing is that everyone who has tried it, tried it, was okay with it for a spell, then got tired of the varying quality and dropped it. Not worth the money.

But the whole idea was, someone saw a waste product that was edible and marketed it. I'm sure the initial investors made bank on it and pulled the fuck out long ago. People made money selling food waste to millions of people.

This is why they are pushing bug protein. Someone wants to make money off of it.

[Anonymous No.52646214]

>>52646203
>iwn suck on 14 year old DDs again
dammit

[Anonymous No.52646243]

>>52646211
>pure profit for those in charge
those in charge are the chinks, it's always the chinksect at the hand of some fucked up NWO stupidity

[Anonymous No.52646252]

>>52646160
El Salvador has a Volcano BTC ETF. If magma events keep occurring. Could be bullish for that.

[Anonymous No.52646260]

>>52646252
I’m sorry, it’s a Volcano bond, not an ETF.

[Anonymous No.52646278]

This isn’t right. If we’re going to make a lower low, we’re not going to go straight down until we hit the 200 EMA.

[Anonymous No.52646280]

>>52646112
>100x worse
No, retard. It's exactly twice as bad. IR refractance has to do with the size of the molecule

[Anonymous No.52646285]

Was up 20% on oil Friday but just closed my position at -30%

[Anonymous No.52646286]

>>52646214
You have to be elite to do that now and afford private jets to wherever mossad moved the blackmail fun from epstein's island

[Anonymous No.52646287]

>>52646260
>6.5% on 5 years
This must be a joke. Building a city near an active volcano for btc mining.

[Anonymous No.52646288]

volcano covered call when

[Anonymous No.52646297]

>>52646285
That's the /smg way

[Anonymous No.52646313]

>>52646278
What is 200 ema right now?

[Anonymous No.52646319]

>>52645198
>vaporwave
2015 called...

[Anonymous No.52646358]

Loaded up on SPXS and DRIP this morning. Am I going to be disappointed when the market opens?

[Anonymous No.52646367]

>>52646211
That's was never in question for anyone that isn't completely brainwashed. The people that suggest all of these meat alternatives will never eat them themselves. While poor Americans are eating cockroaches, Klaus Schwab will be eating prime rib every night. And it's not even because prime rib isn't available now, they want more of it for cheaper despite the fact they are ungodly rich and have access to anything they want forever. That's how greedy and evil these people are.

[Anonymous No.52646376]

Shit, if Mauna Kea erupts too then that would be bullish for everything.

Literally a volcano taller than fucking EVEREST from the ocean floor.

[Anonymous No.52646391]

>>52646211
To be fair, milk with enhanced protein is cheap supplement and it's made from wheat which used to be waste material. It gets the job done.

[Anonymous No.52646398]

>>52646112
>methane is a potent greenhouse gas, think CO2 but 100x worse.

One of my most based professor's who was an IPCC Accord de Paris signatory spent weeks of lectures explaining how that statement is bullshit, and also how infeasible it would be to replace pastures with crop lands. I think he also told me about Milankovitch Cycles.

[Anonymous No.52646412]

Eurobros we're getting rich af

[Anonymous No.52646413]

>>52646163
How's it unrelated? If only to serve as a reference point for what good management actually looks like.

[Anonymous No.52646416]

Thinking about this, maybe Nostradamus meant Bitcoin city is going to be destroyed by a volcano

[Anonymous No.52646430]

>>52645421
Check out ElFamosoDemon on youtube

[Anonymous No.52646436]

These Hawaiian shield volcanoes are NBD usually, they make a bunch of runny lava and burn a few small towns.
Not much ash usually.

A volcano event with a lot of ash could mean short term lower temperatures, would be bullish for energy.
But you typically need a large explosive eruption for that, IE; thick lava from continental plate at subduction zones (ring of fire for example)

[Anonymous No.52646447]

>>52646285
Why didn’t you sell? (((They))) get nervous when oil gets too high. You have to remember the Dems are in power, and will try to keep it low for 2024 so the Goys will vote for them

[Anonymous No.52646450]

>>52645596
how long does it take to make?

[Anonymous No.52646467]

>>52646450
Well I usually just roll 4 or 5 at a time in a minute or two

[Anonymous No.52646468]

>futes

[Anonymous No.52646489]

>>52646358
>Loaded up on SPXS and DRIP this morning. Am I going to be disappointed when the market opens?
I'm in since wednesday. Did you buy before or after the pre-market pump?

[Anonymous No.52646505]

>>52645645
You think they eat bugs? No no no. That's just for (YOU). They still get their veal, at any price.

[Anonymous No.52646548]

>>52645645
Everything they are doing is based on 2 things.
1. Depopulation, which is the easiest scenario
2. They are looking for ways to have eternal life.
These people are literally demons. They have no conscience, they have no moral compass, they would literally murder one of their own children for a dollar. They view humanity as cattle and to be perfectly fair if you look at the absolute state of Americans in 2022, they really aren't wrong.

[Anonymous No.52646550]

Shit, daytraders what is the play for today? I can't relax. L or S?

[Anonymous No.52646560]

>>52646489
After the pump this morning. Still flat. I'm hoping to unload them for a small gain today or tomorrow, then buy back in while JPow is talking.

[Anonymous No.52646570]

>futures
it's over Mumu

also apuposters rule the world

[Anonymous No.52646599]

>>52646412
wow 10% gain with 10% inflation, what a bull run!

[Anonymous No.52646605]

Looking like a 15% day. Gonna buy some BBW lottery tickers for fun. Think they probably dump on earnings this week

[Anonymous No.52646639]

I've got a chub thinking about china cracking down on protestors, which they always do. I'm thinking this is an early x-mas present.

[Anonymous No.52646666]

>>52646639
i'm the opposite, i want to see commies getting slaughtered in the streets

[Anonymous No.52646676]

>>52646639
Why would you even care unless you're a chink?

[Anonymous No.52646687]

U.S. Black Friday online sales hit record $9 bln despite high inflation
>https://www.reuters.com/business/retail-consumer/adobe-says-black-friday-online-sales-hit-record-9-bln-2022-11-26/
In-store Black Friday shopping jumps, online records set
>https://nypost.com/2022/11/26/black-friday-shoppers-back-to-stores-set-record-online/
Black Friday sales rake in a record $9.12 billion from online shoppers
>https://www.npr.org/2022/11/26/1139274449/black-friday-sales-inflation-online-shopping
Today we pump.

[Anonymous No.52646692]

>>52646639
You sound like a miserable faggot

>>52646666
Yeah seeing the government lynched would be way more based

[Anonymous No.52646700]

>>52646687
>sales up 2%
>prices up 20%
>all the shopping was online

Bearish

[Anonymous No.52646714]

>>52646687
>despite
>not because of
Typical finance media diarrhea.

[Anonymous No.52646721]

I got $200 from Discover bank for opening an account and putting in $25k. Almost a 1% risk free gain. And did the Fidelity open an account, put in $50, get $150. I have to keep the $150 in there for 90 days, but it's a 300% risk free gain. I'm putting it in FDRXX for an additional little bump.

[Anonymous No.52646737]

>>52646721
Capital one offering $600 to deposit $15,000. I get better returns trading though I don't wanna lock up that money for 90 days

[Anonymous No.52646744]

>>52646550
cash

[Anonymous No.52646755]

>>52646687
>demand still high
This is literally bearish. JPow will use this to continue hiking up the interest rate

[Anonymous No.52646767]

best stocks for me to buy if I suck nigger dicks?

[Anonymous No.52646770]

Every index on earth is red except for the nifty 50. Poos can't be stopped

[Anonymous No.52646777]

>>52646767
UONE

[Anonymous No.52646779]

>>52646714
when did they started their despite/amid retardation, it feels like it really started to go into retard mode in February this year

[Anonymous No.52646791]

>>52646687
>government prints record amounts of money
>merchants jack prices of everything by 100s of percents
>more money as an absolute value gets spent
wowza

[Anonymous No.52646792]

>new low on oil
KWAB

[Anonymous No.52646809]

>>52646779
This is how they paint "inflation is here, and that's a good thing!" Look how great sales numbers are! Isn't inflation great! It's just more media gaslighting.

[Anonymous No.52646842]

>>52646737
Hmm, until when? I don't have another 15k laying around...damn! I wish I'd known that before! Do you have a link? A quick Google didn't come up with anything.

[Anonymous No.52646849]

>>52646792
Oil holders are literally faggots. They offer to anally penetrate themselves for personal pleasure

[Anonymous No.52646864]

>VIX

[Anonymous No.52646872]

>>52646842
My bad it was from Chase not capital one. The offer is until 1/25/2023

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52646874]

>>52646849
you're the faggot who wants to watch

[Anonymous No.52646879]

>>52646687
I'll keep my PUTS thanks

[Anonymous No.52646891]

>>52646809
It depends always on the perspective. If I am a retail seller that sits on stocks of cheap wares that can now be sold for a bigger profit, of course inflation is great. Its more about the language used that is expose those "journalists" as what they are, cheap advertising whores that cant be taken serious

[Anonymous No.52646908]

>>52646874
Taking someone's bussy isn't gay. It's only gay if someone takes your bussy. It's about power.

[Anonymous No.52646919]

>tech
BUY BUY BUY LAYOFFS ARE HECKIN BULLISH

[Anonymous No.52646924]

>>52645476
That's still a thing huh?

[Anonymous No.52646925]

>>52646891
>rent/mortgage getting more expensive
>no one shopping in stores

It's bearish as fuck. The only ones that "made money" are supposedly online shopping but Amazon's earnings are shit

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52646926]

>>52646908
that's called cope, and you're not even doing the penetration, you're the one who "wants" to see it for your own personal enjoyment. You should just learn to embrace being a faggot and move on with your life.

[Anonymous No.52646943]

>>52645735

[Anonymous No.52646944]

>>52646925
>no one shopping in stores
you should see the state of the UK in that regard, towns are a wasteland, nobody buys in person anymore, it's all online

huge retail spots are just musical chairs for meme cafes that last 2 - 3 months or yet another mcdonalds

[Anonymous No.52646945]

>>52646926
solid advice from a man who knows

[Anonymous No.52646954]

>>52646891
It ends up being a wash of the retailer is being charged more from the wholesaler though which is generally the case. Inflation means EVERYTHING goes up in price for everyone. Nobody escapes it.

[Anonymous No.52646959]

>>52646879
>A deep recession is needed to pull inflation down to targets
A 'deep recession leading up to a presidential election, yeah, keep dreaming bobo.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52646971]

>>52646945
i just know there's a line, and on this side of it with me you're not gay, but he's way over the line, like in the next town over, and that town is full of fags. he should just stay there in the bar and try not to get shot.

[Anonymous No.52646977]

>>52646959
yeah that totally didn't happen in 2006-2008 retard

[Anonymous No.52646981]

>>52646943
>posting Apus slaps Jews in the face

[Anonymous No.52646982]

>>52646971
Filtered

[Anonymous No.52646993]

>>52646926
If an attractive young asian lady boy gives you head but never takes off their pants so you aren't 100% sure they are a lady boy is it gay or straight? Asking for a friend

I'm pretty confident my $20 manu puts are gonna 4x+. Nobody even wanted to talk about MANU..

[Anonymous No.52647000]

>>52646959
We essentially need a historically bad depression to pull ourselves out of this mess. I actually believe the federal government is going to go bankrupt though, legitimately.

[Anonymous No.52647011]

apple to double digits mashallah

[Anonymous No.52647012]

>>52647000
10 year crab

[Anonymous No.52647017]

>>52646977
It's not 2006-2008. Hoards of boomers won't stand for a recession in their golden years because:
>where's muh pension/retirement funds
>i earned it
>muh social security
Policymakers are going to hard-kick the can down the road to protect boomers.
>>52647000
>checked

[Anonymous No.52647021]

>>52647012
>zoomers don't know what consolidation is

[Anonymous No.52647023]

>>52646692
A cute asian girl that enjoys Pepe? I'd ask her out on a date, get to know her on a personal level, really connect one-to-one, develop a long and caring relationship, and marry her... if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.52647024]

>>52646993
I hope there is still time to buy some at open. Looks promising.

[Anonymous No.52647029]

>>52646919
I need significantly more techfag layoffs than this before I'm satisfied.

[Anonymous No.52647038]

>>52647012
I don't even think we'll get that lucky. We are in a financial mess worse than ever in history. This is a completely unique fuckups by the government. There is no playbook to look at or historical data to compare it to.

[Anonymous No.52647041]

>>52647023
You sick fuck

[Anonymous No.52647048]

>>52647024
They pumped 70% in a week on a rumor that Apple was going to buy the team. I seriously doubt that happens given apples current problems..

>>52647023
Yeah.. i know that feel

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52647049]

>>52647023
Be careful, you'll face a lifetime of ridicule and have to live with your rice burning self.

[Anonymous No.52647053]

>>52647029
I won't be satisfied until every techie faggot is standing in a bread line. Every. Single. One.

[Anonymous No.52647058]

>>52646919
Still a long ways to go. I still have my job and I'm jerking off in VR porn every day.

[Anonymous No.52647078]

Did you listen to me about natural gas /smg/? Did you buy KOLD when I told you to?
>>52581609>>52581609
>Wednesday 11/23: $11.10 KOLD
>>52610267>>52610267
>>52610342
>>52610342
>Friday 11/25 9am: $12.00 KOLD
>Today AM:
>$13.99 peak KOLD
>$11.10 —> $13.99 = +26% gain in 5 days
I really tried to help you /smg/, as I always try. I tried to explain why you should be buying KOLD in great detail. Based on reading the thread, it sounds like a couple of people listened. Don’t get greedy. Take profits.

[Anonymous No.52647082]

>>52647058
At least you are self aware. I can appreciate that.

[Anonymous No.52647098]

global warming has me pogging now as it's boosting my KOLD, I'm literally pogging out as I type this

[Anonymous No.52647107]

>>52647078
Don't take credit for kold faggot. I'm the kold shill and the drip shill you are a poser. I shilled KOLD here at 10.23.

No one ever listens. No one likes to make money. They always call me nigger

[Anonymous No.52647128]

>>52647107
You were too early. I watched your posts in real time. You were too early. You bought in too early, and didn't maximize your profits on the trade. At one point you were down almost 15% on the position. You also never gave an explanation to other anons in the thread. Why should someone buy just because they saw your screenshot?
Did you help anyone? Did you advise anyone?
No. Now go away.
I don't give a shit about the credit. I care about making /smg/ money. I care about giving gains to those in /smg/ with winning trades.

[Anonymous No.52647136]

>>52647107
>>52647128
you are both the worst kind of /smg/ posters. stupid niggers ruining it

[Anonymous No.52647151]

>>52647128
I'm up bigly sir. I post my trades. You follow them or not. Don't take credit for my thesis cock gobbler

[Anonymous No.52647156]

>>52647136
Complain about getting called a nigger, calls others niggers.

[Anonymous No.52647159]

>>52647136
I am trying to prevent people from now FOMOing and chasing the trade. I am trying to help those who actually listened to take profit, and not have the trade turn into a losing one.
Every time I make a post like this, and it turns into a winning trade, the issue is that a lot of people will have followed the trade, and then be posting about the winning position they have on.
Other lurkers in /smg/ see people posting about KOLD, and then FOMO into it at the top thinking that it's a guaranteed winning trade, since all these other people in /smg/ are making money on it.
>>52647151
You had no thesis. You never posted a thesis. I explain in great detail to other anons in the thread, repeatedly, why they should be shorting natural gas.

[Anonymous No.52647160]

I thought the bull run was back

[Anonymous No.52647161]

>>52647136
shut up
i need them to hash this out so i know which anonymous person to listen to next time
i can only hope they get it figured out before the end of the thread

[Anonymous No.52647173]

>>52647160
for sqqq

[Anonymous No.52647176]

>>52647160

[Anonymous No.52647180]

>>52647159
I have strong thesis behind every trade I make. I'm just tired of explaining them to midwits and retards on /smg/. I was in KOLD days before you and shilled it and now you take credit for it? Pathetic

[Anonymous No.52647201]

Where is the bull tranny from the past few threads. I want to laugh and gloat.

[Anonymous No.52647202]

>>52647160
muh china

[Anonymous No.52647207]

make a new thread, faggots. i know you bake for men. don't deny it.

[Anonymous No.52647209]

>>52647136
I don't see you posting anything of value.. everything I shill is gold

[Anonymous No.52647215]

>>52647180
Lol. You're very triggered.
If you post a screenshot of a trade you take on, with no explanation, you should take zero credit for other anons following the trade.
If you explain in great detail to anons why they shouldn't be going long natural gas on the dip, explain when to get in at what price point, explain when to get out, explain why and how things are moving the way they are, you actually help people. You help them learn how to do it for themselves.
>teach a man to fish
You are not teaching men to fish. You caught a fish in the river, and are now bragging to others that you caught one. Whereas I'm on the banks, teaching people how to put their rod together, teaching them how to fish.
If you a strong thesis, then explain it to other anons in the thread. We're all here to help each other. You're here to brag and try to take credit.
Again, the credit does no matter.
What matters is helping /smg/ make money.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52647221]

>>52647202
Why does anybody give a fuck about Chyna?

[Anonymous No.52647234]

MAUNA LOA IS ERUPTING
THE ENTIRE STATE OF HAWAII IS ABOUT TO BE UNDER LAVA
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52647235]

>>52647221
they are big consoomers and we haven't moved all of our manufacturing to Vietnam yet

[Anonymous No.52647246]

>>52647215
You must be new here. All I do is post screenshots of good trades and yell nigger and then say "you should have listened smg"

[Anonymous No.52647259]

>>52646015

[Anonymous No.52647261]

>>52647161

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52647262]

>>52647235
they consume fucking dogs

[Anonymous No.52647275]

>>52647269
>>52647269
>>52647269
new
>>52647269
>>52647269
>>52647269
new

[Anonymous No.52647280]

>>52647262
yes, imagine being that hungry of a consumer

[Anonymous No.52647413]

>>52644999
>android
But android already allows 3rd party apps. What he would invent already exists.