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>only $127,000 in cash, $12,500 in a mutual fund, and a measly $1,700 in crypto

>> No.52639270

>>52639251
Physical cash?

>> No.52639295

>>52639251
fuck you're rich op. You can live like a king fucking a fresh hooker daily in SEA witrh that

>> No.52639297
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52639297

>>52639251

>28
>only 160k in brokerage, 40k in cash, 0k in crypto, 140k in house, 210k in retirement, 50k in physical assets like firearms/mtg/cars

It’s over

>> No.52639303

>>52639251
This is a good new spin on an old biz meme. The amount of crypto and mutual funds is indeed unimpressive but that's a lot of cash, I expect a lot of replies

>> No.52639313

>34
>60k cash
>33k S&P 500
>20k triple leveraged ETF
>4k crypto

>> No.52639326

>>52639295
Eastern eruope is cheaper. SEA is OK but I can't live without winter.

>> No.52639328

>>52639297
>26, Canada
>630,000 in house, 26,000 in TFSA, 4000 in bank, 1.2 million in silver held by airbnb company, 100k artwork, 30k (?) toyota...
Still no firearms permit so i feel kind of vulnerable.

>> No.52639353
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52639353

>200 dollars cash
>500 dollars in crypto
>38 years old
i wish i could go back bros. it's ogre

>> No.52639371

>>52639353
You should consider breaking the law in non-violent/harmless ways in order to make money.
Consider financial crimes like fraud, fronting, laundering etc.

>> No.52640237

>>52639353

How’s that even possible

>> No.52640264

>24
>50k in cash
>45k in stocks
>only 36k a year salary
im ngmi bros

>> No.52640294

>tfw spent all my money buying a condo and car.
I have 25k in stocks but I'm still trying to recover from all the downpayment shit

>> No.52640312

>>52639251
Fuck your stupid larp threads. No 27 yo with that much cash and their health is fucking bummed out. If you can't appreciate what you have you WILL lose both of those things. Life will be over before you know it and you'll be wishing you could appreciate a fraction of what your youth brought you just one more time.

>> No.52640320

>>52640312
That is literally nothing shut the fuck up. can’t even buy a house with that pittance

>> No.52640322

>>52640237
It will happen to you.

>> No.52640369

>>52639251

>38
>$400k in retirement + brokerage
>$100k in cash (buying a house soon)
>$200k/year job
Thinking about moving to Monaco to save on taxes.
Or buying a condo and getting an MBA part-time.

>> No.52640372

>>52640312
Kek if you think having 150k is enough to make you happy. It’s enough to not have to worry about being imminently homeless, that’s about it

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52640405

>tfw 18 years old
>only $3.3 million
Its over....

>> No.52640513 [DELETED] 

>>52639251
>17
>only 200k in cash
>half mil in the business
>350k portfolio value after 2021 losses
when does it get easier bros? when can i make it?

>> No.52640727

Are these threads all chink demoralizers? Does anyone actually know?

>> No.52640751

>>52640312
dude skilled workers that age can make that in a year

>> No.52640765

>>52640372
Maybe if you touch grass and go get your dick wet once in a while you won't be so obsessed with money and actually enjoy what little time you get to be young. Having 150k laying around before you're 30 is not the norm and money isn't everything.
>Verification not required.

>> No.52640787

>>52640751
Never said they couldn't.

>> No.52640860

>>52639297
28 as well.

250k in 401k, 110k in crypto and cash in crypto exchanges, 70k cash in savings, 20k in ibonds

Can this market die already so I funnel this worthless cash in?

>> No.52640883

>>52640237
i coasted through life afraid of the world and putting myself out there. now i'm alone and falling through the cracks

>> No.52640884

>all this fucking larping
/biz/ is the saddest board on 4chan

>> No.52640895

>>52640727
Just mental illness. I can't complain about money issues to anyone I know irl because I'm technically top 1% of my age bracket and they don't understand. Doesn't mean I'm not a depressed wagie who wishes they had more.

>> No.52640904

>>52639251
>only $139,500,495,000 in cash, $100,500 in a mutual fund, and a measly $1,750,200 in crypto

Just lie on the internet, nobody can stop you

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>>52639251
>18
>have 4 money
5'7 twink too should I get on my knees I don't even know where to start

>> No.52641107

>>52640895
>Just mental illness
you got that right

>> No.52641208

>>52639251
>28
>10k in cash, 200k in house, 350k/yr job
Rough year wiped out my savings, and my stock tanked. This year will be a lot of saving, though luckily it looks like I might be getting a 40kish raise in the next few months.

>> No.52641220

>yet another demoralisation thread
>made by the top 1% kikes to prevent us from making it
1 sheckle has been deposited on your social kike score

>> No.52641235

just end it

>> No.52641261 [DELETED] 

>>52639251
I know this won't be taken well but my hope is that someone who sees this understands my struggle and could help raise a hand to lift me out of darkness, I'm unhealthy I don't know exactly but I'm only twenty six years old and can't seem to get through a single day without crippling pain, my family doesn't believe me or care the state won't help without a proper diagnoses and I can't see a doctor because I don't have insurance, the ER just gives me pain medicine to help but just refer my to a specialist that requires insurance.
If anyone has the means to be able to assist me in getting enough to pay for insurance for a couple months so I could get my foot in the door you would be my hero for the rest of my life, I've tried the site we all hate and was quickly revoked any access to posting for help.

I'd do charity sites but I'm a total autist with no friends or social media so nobody even viewed my page when I would make it.

Thank you friends for taking the time if you actually read this far and i genuinely hope you all have a good week, I know mine has been just awful.
If you choose to help I have an ETH and BTC address I figured this would be the best route if someone could if it's not a good way let me know, I can't thank you enough for any help at all.
0x8E91a40DE28488256F35c6A1F9596F392990F080

>> No.52641476

>>52641261
Apply for medicade right away and get your health taken care of.

>> No.52641529

>>52639251
25 and have more than that and so does all my friends. You should feel bad

>> No.52642311

>>52640320
he can use it for a down payment and enjoy the house as he works you fucking loser

>> No.52642313

>>52639251
To much in cash, inflation is gonna catch up with you real bad, I accumulate some low caps like OCEAN, RIN, TOWER, ARC and RAIL for multiple x, with an amount more than your total investments.

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52642373

>>52639251
>25 years old
>$20k cash
>$110k stonks
>$30k retirement
>1935 days since sex

>> No.52642399

>>52639295
This is 4chan, op is obviously trying to demoralize people with his
>look how poor I am, I only have (amount of money literally X150 higher than the average americans' savings)

>> No.52642420

>>52641476
Doesn't work unless he's black.

>> No.52642652

demoralization thread is obvious

>> No.52642701

>>52639251
The fuk you talking about anon. You're in great shape for a 27 year old. Just don't do stupid shit like buy the next 3 weeks and you'll be a millionaire by age 30.

>> No.52642877

>>52641208
Damn, what do you do?

>> No.52642876

>>52639251
>29
>17k in cash
>1K in crypto
>30k/year 9-5 IT job

>> No.52642892

>>52642701
Why 3 weeks?

>>52642876
You should be making way more than 30k in IT, my man. 150k here and I virtually nothing all day.

>> No.52642893

>>52642876
btw third world latino country here

>> No.52642920

>>52642892
yeah, I know how to code. Right now I'm on DataScience field using Python Pandas and R. I'm thinking in getting a better remote job, in my country salaries are so low

>> No.52643061

>>52640312
That's nothing you faggot. How many years of expenses does that cover? Now, lets say he wants to get married and have two kids, how many years is it now? How do you buy a house and start a family and shit anon.

>> No.52643081

>>52642877
He's a champ with knee pads.

>> No.52643204
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52643204

>50
>only 1.2 million networth
>son only has given me 1 grandkid at age 28
>wife gained 2 pounds from Thanksgiving
>had to evict tenant from one of my 8 rental properties
>pray for me bros, my whole life is fucked

>> No.52643255

>>52639328
>silver held by Airbnb company
How did that happen? Why silver?

>> No.52643286

>>52640264
Also 24

>25k in stocks
>5 k in cash
>35k a year
I live at home and want to kms

>> No.52643289

>>52639251
>31
>$200 in bank
>$5000 in crypto
it was over before it even began

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52643342

>>52640914

>> No.52643352

>>52643342
Sorry Kek meant for
>>52640904

>> No.52643482 [DELETED] 

>>52639251
>32
>50k cash
>~3 million equity in company #1 launched 7 years ago
>2.5 million equity company #2 just launched this year

Had a high paying job out of college, left to start company #1 and basically barely survived for 5 years while growing it. Nearly lost everything during COVID but we pivoted and now record sales / growth.

Identified opportunity and launched company #2 this year, essentially a spinoff of company #1 and got heavily funded. Will do a series A in 2023 at an easy 10x.

I'm not as cash rich as you younger folks flexing but I am essentially free as long as I continue to make my investors money.

My plan is to continously launch new revenue generating companies. I will probably die young though because of the stress generated from company 1

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52643502

>33
>~50k/yr
>7k cash
>52k in stocks
>1k in crypto

its over for me

>> No.52643511

>>52643482
so does your last name have stein or berg

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>>52639297
>22
>only $9,626 in silver, $13,000 in car, $150 in crypto, $2,300 in guns, $9,928 in backpay, $1,000 in genius brain power

>> No.52643528

>>52640751
No.

>> No.52644494

>>52639251
>35 years old
>$50 in cash
>$20,000 in debt
could be worse. not like im ever going to pay the debt lol. the reason im not successful in life is not because i lack in mental abilities, im actually really smart. its because im freakishly ugly and people are scared of me. you can not get anywhere in life if people dont like you. they will just put up barriers at every interaction to stop you from climbing the ladder.

>> No.52644670

>>52639251
>28yo
>0 cash
>shitbox car
>200k in crypto
it's over for real this time

>> No.52644702

>>52643502
im 29 and only have 100k more.

its over for me as well

>> No.52644733

>>52639295
>Fresh
>Hooker
>SEA
kek, lmao even

>> No.52644772

>>52639295
>>52639326
>>52644733
Seattle?

>> No.52644785

>>52639251
>8 btc
fuck off

>> No.52644918

>>52639251
Better than me lol. Better than 99% of people. I work for a bank, I have no idea how some people are alive, they’re all unemployed with overdrawn accounts

>> No.52644953

>>52640751
Wait till you find out about taxes/life expenses

>> No.52645303

>>52642373
You are on the right track anon. Stay single and you'll be rich.

>> No.52645311

>>52639251
I’d have well over 200k if I liquidated myself at 24

Stay poor

>> No.52645320

>>52639251
>only $127,000 in cash, $12,500 in a mutual fund, and a measly $1,700 in crypto

ah yes, the thread where someone lies about how much money they have to make other people feel bad

>> No.52645332

>>5263925
Aren't most burgers in the negative at 27?

>> No.52645356

>>52645332
Yes