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>> No.52629656

Yes because I leech welfare and launder it on my metamask

>> No.52629663

>>52629646
unfortunately yes

>> No.52629699

>>52629646
> having a job
>2023

Nigga if you aren’t independently wealthy with a career for fun and extra cash you are seriously doing it wrong.

Seriously. Anyone over 25 should have made enough bank in the free money stock / crypto boom pre Biden to never have to work again.

If you were born before the year 2000 and don’t have at least a few million in liquid net worth you utterly failed; it was free money. Investing in literally anything would have made you a millionaire at the very least by now.

>> No.52629716

>>52629699
>implying anyone on this board is worth less than $1mm
Kek

>> No.52629729

>>52629699
I invested heavily in GM in 2008 and Blockbuster in 2009. Then I got lucky and invested in bitcoin in 2012. I had about 90k worth of BTC in Mt Gox when they got hacked. I'm a shit investor. I'm currently investing in ICP, because why not?

>> No.52629739

>>52629646
Who's the company

>> No.52629748

No but i want my neet bux asap cash gang im prepared for it. i could use a year or 2 off anyways

>> No.52629750

>>52629646
No in spite of being a government wagie I know from experience that a 2008 style collapse will cause me to get laid off.
>it happened to me in 09.

>> No.52629768

>>52629646
I probably get rekt if 2008 happens again

>> No.52629776

I'm cheap. I earn 20k a year at my full time job. I get paid £64 for 8 hours work a day. Paying a subconstractor to do my job is about £100-200 easy.

I'm a copywriter for an SEO agency. There are endless companies that need SEO and copywriting for their websites.

The combination of me being cheap and the work being plentiful means I'm probably alright.

>> No.52629851

>>52629739
https://www.fox9.com/news/furniture-company-lays-off-thousands-in-a-memo-just-days-before-thanksgiving
>Just days before the Thanksgiving holiday, United Furniture Industries sent a memo via email and text to workers late Monday night informing them not to report to their shifts Tuesday. A second email informed workers their "layoff from the company is expected to be permanent and all benefits will be terminated immediately without provision of COBRA,"

>> No.52629976

>>52629729
So basically you are just retarded. Ok. What’s the now hotness? So I can short it into the ground.

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>>52629699
>tfw 28, unemployed, and only low 6 figures
It's over, isn't it

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>>52629646
i borrow money from myself, so yes.

>> No.52630121

Yes but I don't even like working anyways and want to be retired asap

>> No.52630332

>>52629646
yes unfortunately.

>> No.52630727

>>52629646
what job?

>> No.52630744

>>52629646
I own a taco truck. The Mexicans I serve are already unemployed. A recession would not affect me, but price increases do.

>> No.52630762

>>52629646
Sorry wagie no refunds

>> No.52630778

>>52629646
NEET reporting. My job is absolutely recession proof. Tongue my anus niggers.