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shut the fuck up

>Brokers
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq
https://brokerchooser.com/

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Live Streams:
http://www.livenewson.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html
https://watchnewslive.tv/watch-cnbc-live-stream-free-24-7/

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://exhentai.org/tag/character:Asuna+Ichinose
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain
https://www.thebalance.com/

>Options (do not trade these just because you read all these links)
https://www.optionsplaybook.com/options-introduction/
https://www.optionsprofitcalculator.com
https://optionstrat.com/
https://www.optionistics.com/quotes/option-prices

>Free charts:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.koyfin.com/
https://www.portfoliovisualizer.com/

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Bio-pharma Catalyst Calendar:
https://biopharmcatalyst.com

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Dividend Reinvestment (DRIP) calculator:
https://www.dividendchannel.com/drip-returns-calculator/

>Calendars
https://www.earningswhispers.com/calendar
https://www.federalreserve.gov/newsevents/calendar.htm
https://www.investing.com/dividends-calendar/
https://www.forexfactory.com/calendar/
https://www.cmegroup.com/trading/interest-rates/countdown-to-fomc.html

>Misc:
https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous thread: >>52610703

>> No.52612807

did you pigs enjoy your colonizer's day?

>> No.52612817
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I should have just slept in

>> No.52612821

>>52612807
I celebrated the Indigenous Day of Mourning by sleeping with my pregnant mexican gf at her parents house

>> No.52612825
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Bonesaw market confirmed

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>>52612807
Yes very much so actually. About to heat up some leftovers here in a minute.

>> No.52612833
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52612833

Hello sirs, I have a question for (You). Should I hold my KOLD over the weekend? I have half an hour to decide.

>> No.52612835

>>52612833
yes

>> No.52612836

guys should I buy some shorts? we are having a red week next week right?

>> No.52612849

>>52612807
you got a problem with pigs, rabbi osama ben david?

>> No.52612865

so do we retest the lows after the next rape hike?

>> No.52612869
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>>52612835
OK, thank you anon. Baby it's KOLD outside!

https://youtu.be/lnYSTnTMGQo

>> No.52612878

sour half hour

>> No.52612882

>>52612869
uhh that's problematic
please listen to the updated version

>> No.52612897
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52612897

Ho hum. So for grins I added up all my assets barring the stuff inside the house. Currently sitting on roughly $304,000.00. Not to shabby for a dude who's 39 and never went to college. For further grins; my pension check I get for life when the time comes will cover 100%+ extra my living expenses and also I get medical coverage to till I go on medicare (fed govt). Which you know leaves my 401k and brokerage,and cash just "there" rolling along untouched.

>> No.52612902
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52612902

>Oil stocks rolling over

>> No.52612904

>>52612902
I’m ruined

>> No.52612912

>>52612897
>my pension check I get for life when the time comes will cover 100%+ extra my living expenses
heh, about that...

>> No.52612916

As a yuro I must admit that we are fucked, short europe

>> No.52612918
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>>52612902
How long can this last? Did we switch to nuclear all of a sudden?

>> No.52612931
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52612931

>OIL

KEK BAGGGGGGIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEES HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Verification not required

>> No.52612940

>>52612902
ROLLIN
ROLLIN
ROLLIN

>> No.52612942

>>52612918
One lulzy theory I heard is that hedge fund managers bought a ton of energy bags last minute just so those show up on their holdings reports. Then they look less retarded to their clients.

However I think that means they'll just dump even more, even harder come the new year.

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>>52612912
Don't be mean, anon. Let the lad have hope for the future.

>> No.52612967
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52612967

Anons please respond. Short this market?

>> No.52612969

Looks like the only fun price action was KOLD/BOIL today that most people are aware of.

>> No.52612971
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52612971

You vill enjoy zhe coveed lockdownz

>> No.52612974
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52612974

GO DOWN FUCKING SHIT AND POO , LOWWWWWEEEEEER

>> No.52612975

>>52612942
The oil dump is going to be glorious. Last time DRIP ran up to $25 I made so much money

>> No.52612980
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>>52612882
>have no idea what anon means
>turns out every good Christmas song is 'porblematic'
>realize no one makes Christmas music anymore
>realize you don't hear Christmas music much anymore

What the fuck. Christmas music is a godsend that turns my Canadian Winter in to a comfy, cozy, time to spend with family as opposed to being a freezing, little daylight hours, endless snow shoveling, lonely slog. I HATE THEM SO FUCKING MUCH.

https://youtu.be/DT1fA59oH7Q

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52612987

MULN finally does something

>> No.52612994

>>52612969
I shilled MANU puts in three different threads today and got zero replies. Basically you guys hate money and always call me a nigger

>> No.52612996
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>>52612967
Yes

>> No.52613002

>>52612969
What's going on with natural gas? Any real news or just speculation around Euros drawing down their massive backlog?

>> No.52613011
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>>52612967
better here than spx 3500

>> No.52613013

>>52612994
uh, right now if anyone bought at all today before 11:00 am they would be underwater.
>>52613002
Euro backlog is irrelevant. US Natural gas was pumping/dumping off the railroad strike. It's pretty much confirmed to be two more week'd into next year because they will never get a new contract nor will they ever be able to strike. Union cucks are getting buckbroken by the gov.

>> No.52613016

Crab Chad's we won

>> No.52613021
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>>52612967
I already went /cashgang/ but the criteria for shorting hasn't been met for me yet.

>> No.52613022

I'm not going long until the gme general is gone forever

>> No.52613024

>>52612675 is this yours anon?

>> No.52613028

>>52612971
>be 84
>spend the entire last leg of his life shilling for a complete authoritarian society

What possesses a man to do this

>> No.52613038
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>>52613002
All year Nat gas has been flinging around +-3% every day. It's a shitcoin commodity to gamble on, it went up BIGLY last week so SURELY that means it will go down now.

https://youtu.be/pvA7-EjaSPI

>> No.52613043

>>52613038
kolds already up 20% from its bottom

>> No.52613046

Should i short nat gas? quick /smg/

>> No.52613056

I wanted a crash but it would be much funnier if we crabbed down for a week straight.

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>>52613021
>>52613011
>>52612996
Thanks anons bought DEC 23rd SPY 400 puts

>> No.52613061
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52613061

>chad boomer couldn't help himself from taking viagra and fucking his children's inheritance
kek nothing personal

>> No.52613062

>>52613028
>dick no longer works
>harder to fuck kids
>go crazy

>> No.52613067
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52613067

i am going all in spy 402 puts for 11 cents each

>> No.52613078

die oil, die

>> No.52613089

>>52613028
I often wonder this too. Same with Soros too. I don't know if they're just plain evil, or if they are megalomaniacs, if somebody is paying them to do this, it just doesn't make any sense to go out of your way to destroy society.

>> No.52613097

>>52613046
Don't get involved in the widow maker trade unless you're either feeling very lucky or know what you're doing.

>> No.52613098

>>52613043
And it's down 27% the last 5 days. Natural gas is up nearly 20% in a month. Also look at historic nat gas prices. Honestly though I'm just gambling with KOLD because lul XD

https://youtu.be/t_xq3Bj_tas

>> No.52613103

>>52613013
$20 12/16 P are gonna print so fucking hard next week after this game is over today and the scam pump is over

They have been increasing in value slowly all day but I think probably 4x within a week. I dunno it's my play for the day. No one else talked about fucking anything at all

>> No.52613106

>>52613089
The road to hell is paved with good intentions. The most insidious thing about progressives is all they judge themselves on is their intent, never the outcomes.

>> No.52613108

>4 day weekend
SMGay bros...

>> No.52613113
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>>52612807
Why yes I did. How could you tell?

>> No.52613124

>>52613106
All of the ultra wealthy seem to have the same goal which is "saving the planet" from humans. None of there plans seem to include people like us being around.

>> No.52613134

>>52613124
keyed desu, most humans are shit

>> No.52613135
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>>52613067
and i'm out at 20 cents

>> No.52613136

15x leveraged KOLD anon just made it btw. He's a millionair now.

>> No.52613160
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52613160

I have $1k to blow. options on KOLD?

>> No.52613168
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>>52613136
Good for him, dude. Seeing people make it fills me with joy. I hope I have the sack to pull a big move like that someday. I’ve got cold feet when it comes to this market lately.

>> No.52613174

>>52613097
I went all in with a x30 leverage ...

>> No.52613177

>>52613124
Thomas Malthus-1798
Food vs humans
Less humans = better world

Elites have talked about this and shilled this for hundreds of years. They want to automate as many jobs as possible and then to reduce the population to the minimum. They want those that are allowed to reproduce to be controlled like the chink bug men and for a handful of elites to live like gods

>> No.52613188

>>52613174
all in with $5k is a lot different than all in with $500k

>> No.52613189

>>52613174
Did you make it?

>> No.52613205

how do women (female) coders compare to pajeet coders?

>> No.52613223

>>52613177
It sort of contradicts their plans of making the population mindless consoomers though. Also if it's been planned for so long why haven't they come close to succeeding. It's seems like it would be much harder these days to implement it rather than the past.

>> No.52613224

>>52613205
women coders barely put out any work. Pajeet coders will put out tons of absolute shitty work.

>> No.52613225
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>>52613189
No i got heemed . Im down 3% already

>> No.52613226

>>52613205
Women are strictly inferior at literally everything but giving birth.

>> No.52613230

>>52613205
Depends. Some women have autism and some Pajeets "get" coding. But if you're just selecting from a random population: >>52613224

>> No.52613231

>>52613223
how could you think like that when you saw how easily they got away with the lockdowns and mandates?

>> No.52613251
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>>52613205
They are about .27x as efficient. They are mainly hired to have something to look at and fantasize about, and possible talk to on coffee breaks. Both are also hired for quotas.

>> No.52613257

so when will being in cash pay off?

>> No.52613266

>>52613231
They got away with it but it's not like the entire population believed what was going on or didn't fight it. They opened Pandora's box now and they can't close it. A ton of people will never trust the government or science again.

>> No.52613267

>>52613223
>why isn't it working
Every single first world country is below replacement birth rate..

Trannies and gays (can't reproduce) are increasing exponentially and shilled to the max

Women are all on birth control, don't want to have kids and it's normalized to abort children

Klaus said China is the model country because the government will literally just murder your kids if you have too many

>> No.52613275

what's the point of pre and after market trading? they should just keep it open

>> No.52613276

>>52613136
Where do we see the posts?

>> No.52613277
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52613277

>buy KOLD
>get stopped out
>it then proceeds to moon

>> No.52613280

>>52613266
they'll just put them in prison like the jan 6 'terrorists'

>> No.52613282

>>52613267
Oh, so you don't think they are interested in just exterminating the entire population rather than slowly letting us go extinct?

>> No.52613286

i want to have sex with anime girls

>> No.52613288
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>>52613205
>women write very little code by themselves and end up asking other engineers for help on finishing stuff
>jeets copy-paste a bunch of stack overflow answers together into unreadable shit that breaks the moment it gets normal use
i guess women are better since there's less long term damage, but they still take other's time up

>> No.52613291

>>52613286
they arent real and never will be fren

>> No.52613303
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>>52613277
Just be ready to loose it all and stop being scared.
its just money^^

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52613307

So do we just DING DING DING now or?...

>> No.52613311
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52613311

i lost over $700 today. why am i such a fucking idiot? chop chop chop, fuck you mr. crabs. IM SO FUCKING SICK OF CRABITALISM JUST FUCKING GO IN A DIRECTION ALREADY JUST FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>> No.52613319
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>>52613291
That makes it even more appealing anon

Also buy Nutrien

>> No.52613323
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52613323

an anon told me to
invest in cool widgets
i still lost some money
but check out these digits

>> No.52613327
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>>52613323
check mine

>> No.52613329

>>52613323
>3323

idk anon those don't seem like particularly interesting digits, why did you want me to check them?

>> No.52613330

>>52613282
Remember the Georgia guides tones? They started trending so some glowniggers blew them up and now we don't talk about that anymore

>maintain humanity under 500,000,000 in perpetual balance with nature

Was the first guideline. It was written in English, Spanish, swahili, hindu, Hebrew, arabic, Chinese and Russian

These stones literally had the NWO agenda written on them.

>guide reproduction wisely
>unite humanity under a new language
>world court

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>>52613329
I'm sorry

>> No.52613337
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>>52613327
Mine mine

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what do you think anons? we going to go into an actual bear market or continue the golden bull?

>> No.52613344
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Kold bros , natural bobos .... Im thinking we are back

>> No.52613345

the only solace to be taken is that the world will be destroyed before their plans come to fruition

>> No.52613346

>>52613291
they almost were. but then (((someone))) stole the election. then again in the midterms.

>> No.52613353

>>52613337
Back to the cryptopits looser.

>> No.52613355
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>>52613334
One day we'll make it. We'll get those numbers.

>> No.52613357

>>52613330
Yeah I've always found it questionable that those existed and nobody was allowed to ask any questions about the.

>> No.52613358
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>>52613277
Kek

> Verification not required

>> No.52613362

>>52613355
checked

>> No.52613366

>>52613343
>>52613344

Next week is going to be so fucking blood red

>> No.52613368
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>>52613355
Go on without me!

>> No.52613372

>>52613343
line always goes up. downs are only temporary. we're not getting any kind of black swans for a long time, we already got our fill with the coof and putler, and those are all slowly but surely ending over time.

>> No.52613379

I hope you're ready for covid crash 2 electric boogaloo

>> No.52613381
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>>52613330
Why didn't pussygel take off then?

>> No.52613385

>>52613355
>the double double

he actually did it the absolute madman hahahahahaha!

>> No.52613397
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>>52613343
I am neutral leaning bearish for now.

>> No.52613402

>>52613381
I'm a fan of pussygel I just haven't met many girls that buy it and one bottle lasts a really long time so I don't think it's a good investment. Feels good tho.. man this chick Anna let me cum in her mouth, would use the pussy gel and would do dabs with me. She was a real winner

>> No.52613417

>>52613330
this unironically doesn't sound too bad if it didn't include (((a certain group))) enslaving the rest of humanity because they're a bunch of (((faggots))). 500 million people all living good lives with all of their needs met would actually be sweet if it wasn't actually like 1 million people ruling over 499 million who suffer immeasurably because they're not part of a certain tribe.

>> No.52613432

>>52613343
two words for ya pal.
one's santa.

>> No.52613437

FUCK
CARVANA

>> No.52613438

>>52613381
Pussy gel isn't extreme enough, they need to kill conscious babies in the womb. Preferably with a spike to the head post womb.

>> No.52613451

>>52613417
Anon spoiler.. there is only one group that calls themselves gods chosen people and there are only 15 million of them.. they are going to be part of the 500 million and the rest will be whatever culture is the most pacified (chinks and japs) that are allowed to exist to do service jobs for the tribe

>> No.52613460

>>52613343
would really like some 3300 spx

>> No.52613471

>>52613451
reported

>> No.52613478

THE MARKETS ARENT MOVING WHAT THE FUCK AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52613480

>>52613355
I once got quad 0s and I will never again experience that

>> No.52613483

>>52613471
Post nose

>> No.52613492

>>52613478
wondering the same

>> No.52613506

>>52613451
Yeah part of Klaus' plan was to essentially eradicate the United States in totality. I can't post nigger on social media but Klaus can host global economics meeting and talk about genociding the world

>> No.52613514

black friday sales are shit this year

>> No.52613516

Crap the market closed early today huh? I just got up and wanted to slurp some oil. Ah well, hopefully it dumps more monday.

>> No.52613528

>>52613506
It's not genocide anon we have to stop the global warming! All white men must die to save the environment. Only 10/10 sex slaves, jews and bug people are allowed to survive.. for the environment anon. You do like the environment don't you?

>> No.52613559

>>52613528
White men are being marched to death camps. Here's why that's a good thing.

>> No.52613568

>>52613528
Do you think they'll actually pull it off and get away with it, because I'm starting to think so. I didn't think the average human being was willing to literally lay down and die like that, and do so not only willingly, but happily.

>> No.52613613

>>52613528
>>52613559
>>52613568
>>52613506
anons what are you talking about? does it means short the market?

>> No.52613628
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>>52613613
It definitely means short the market.

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>>52613568
They literally call it "lying flat" in China. It's a massive movement of billions of people so mind raped that they just give up on life. On this forum it's called "mgtow" or glorifying neeting. It's a global psyop and it's working. The vassssttttt majority
of women now love abortion, thinks it's men vs women and doesn't want kids.

The destruction of the middle class is phase one and then they will just sterilize all the blacks and retards with a "booster shot for covid" or "universal flu vaccine" that you get a stimmy check for taking or whatever

>> No.52613652

>>52613568
God will not permit us to suffer forever
They will be destroyed before they can succeed (we may be required to assist)

>> No.52613682

do you guys even was actually lol

>> No.52613684

>>52613011
this

>> No.52613685
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>>52613568
it's not that surprising. turns out life in this universe is pretty shitty once your brain evolves enough to the point where you realize there is no God and life is inherently objectively meaningless. we were born into this world on accident, we'll suffer despite not choosing this, and we'll die despite not getting a say in that either, no matter what we do or how healthy we live, it doesn't matter. none of this matters.

the only thing that keeps me going is living for my family so they aren't sad and because my life is moderately comfy. take that away and honestly it's just not worth it, and i'd be glad to get off this gay earth and go back to not existing, which thus far seems to be a 2/10 at best. and we're humans, mind you, the most advanced species, and im a relatively high IQ person and white and a straight man on top of all that. and i still wouldn't recommend existing. imagine if you were one of the many kinds of plants and animals that get eaten all the fucking time. eaten alive. have you ever seen a praying mantis eat a hummingbird? imagine being that hummingbird. no poison, no anaesthetic numbing effect. literally just grabs you and starts chewing.

>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3g4VVXx3LeI

you want to rebutt me then feel free to try. just don't hit me with non-empirical mystical bullshit, i'd appreciate it, or the classic "well life would be so terrible if God DIDN'T exist so he MUST EXIST!" take, that shit is pathetic. but anyways, yeah: life sucks but im here so im making the most of it while i can. wish life meant something or that there was an actual mission i was meant to do, a purpose, but there isn't. yet im still alive. oh well, at least i can day trade stocks and do drugs and eat tasty food and enjoy nature. it's not all bad.

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52613705

Hey anons how do we profit off the sterilization. I'm afraid I'll watch all of you poof away once tranny jannie wakes up if we don't talk about how to make money off the sterile future.

>> No.52613730

>>52613705
I wish the plastic fema coffin company was public that's an easy 100x

>> No.52613731

>>52613705
profit by hopefully not being reborn again as a human if no more babies are being born.

>> No.52613741

>>52613705
Some guy had a sector breakdown. It was stuff like PGNY HIMS PFE MRNA. I don't think pussy gel was on there, but it ought to be (like .01% alloc) ferdajuggski.

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>>52612902

Indeed. Technically speaking, that's a macro sign for "uh-oh".

>> No.52613756

>>52613685
I will have to tell you first that I have no respect for atheists because atheism is blind arrogance. Thinking you have the answers to something as vast as the creation of the universe based on modern science. I also feel the same way toward people that blindly claim God exists without a little doubt. Faith is suppose to be a part of religion. The fact of the matter is, you won't truly know until you die. You may be right, you may be wrong, but I also disagree with your point that life is a 2/10 at best. Everyday you have an opportunity to do whatever you want within reason, life is pretty much one giant sandbox

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>>52613628
>>52613684
It is difficult being a bear as an optimist and someone who enjoys life but hates the government / schwab.
I so badly just want the world to be a healthy conscious society that lives in peace. as i get older i am starting realize is it only getting worse and no one is coming to save us and we are to complacent to do something about it

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52613769

Was up 20% on my oil buy this morning and it's now -18%

>> No.52613785

>KOLD after hours

O_o

>> No.52613792

>>52612807
Sex with asian women.

>> No.52613795
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>>52613757
Peace was never an option.

>> No.52613805

KOLD is going fucking parabolic in after hours. Rehhh should have waited to sell my CCs on monday..

I shilled KOLD at 10 on Wednesday and it's at 13.10 today. You never listen. You always call me a nigger. You hate money

>> No.52613813

>>52612833
>>52612869
You want it to be unusually warm outside, not KOLD. If it's like 70 degrees for half of december for no reason other than "there's a warm front across the world coming from hollywood having a lot of big smelly farts" or something it means that NG will be overpriced because no one needs so much gas to heat their homes.

If it becomes cold then your shorts/short etfs are fucked.

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52613814

I sure wish I could see the picrel in this. Maybe the Anon is here and still has it, or an updated one.

https://archived.moe/biz/thread/21315711/#21317815

>> No.52613817

>>52613685
Once you understand the 4th spatial dimension you will never be able to be an atheist. Maybe an agnostic, but not an atheist.

>> No.52613833

>>52613813
Wow I just realized the cleverness of the ticker KOLD. I feel like an idiot for not rematching on to the name earlier.

>> No.52613834

>>52613805
Sir no sir I listened. I seen your post while pooping at work and bought. Thank you for the money sir.

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>>52613705
>how do we profit off the sterilization
Pet food companies
Law firms that specialize in divorce
For-profit sperm bank bioshit
Funerary services and providers

>Amid the COVID-19 crisis, the global market for Sperm Banks estimated at US$3.9 Billion in the year 2020, is projected to reach a revised size of US$4.5 Billion by 2027, growing at a CAGR of 2.2% over the analysis period 2020-2027.

>Sperm Storage, one of the segments analyzed in the report, is projected to grow at a 2.9% CAGR to reach US$1.1 Billion by the end of the analysis period. After an early analysis of the business implications of the pandemic and its induced economic crisis, growth in the Semen Analysis segment is readjusted to a revised 1.7% CAGR for the next 7-year period. This segment currently accounts for a 46.5% share of the global Sperm Banks market.°

>> No.52613845

>>52613814
That looks like SOXL_SHILL. He made it so only pops in here occasionally. That dude is the real deal; knows how to trade well to make a lot of money (except LABU). He's posted his stuff here a lot and I still don't understand most of it.

>> No.52613856

guys they suicided the GREEN Ranger, one of the most positive, upbeat men on the face of the planet. we never had a chance.

>> No.52613859

>>52613845
Is there any way to retrieve that image he posted? The one in the archive link just 404s to here.

>> No.52613864

>>52613756
don't misunderstand, me, anon. im not claiming to know everything 100% or something. im a man of the markets. i work with probabilities and evidence. thus far all evidence seems to point towards #YOLO being the truth and God not existing beyond our imaginations. i'd love to see some evidence to the contrary but it simply isn't there. we know a lot about how the brain works and so far no one has come back from being dead.

like... sure we don't know everything but we know a lot and none of it points to a big sky daddy existing, whether that be Jesus or Zeus or Odin or Ra. because remember, you also need to pick the right one, anon. or maybe it's none of those and something completely different? either way why wouldn't you place your bet on the most likely truth? or do you actually have something that points towards God existing and there being some actual point to our existence besides your fear that there isn't?

>but I also disagree with your point that life is a 2/10 at best. Everyday you have an opportunity to do whatever you want within reason, life is pretty much one giant sandbox

it really isn't. "we live in a society", as the saying goes. living off-grid sounds cool until you try doing it and realize all of the hard physical labor involved. you can get injured, you can get sick, you can get mauled by a bear. you can be alone. if anyone's got it right, it's the Buddhists. at least they're realistic and practical, just focused on diagnosing and ending suffering. better than "i have no way of knowing what happens after i die, except everyone who has ever died has never come back, but i sure hope it's good!"

but hey while we're on the subject and you seem to adamant about it: what have you done in this "giant sandbox" so far? thrill me. because if you're like most people and mostly just hang out on the computer shitposting on 4chan or whatever then im gonna be mad. remember people like Reckful existed, and still chose suicide.

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>>52613814
I dunno but here is mine. I don't own shares of anything else. Cya niggers at 3500 SPY when I sell and slurp the bottom.

Fuckkk I should have bought more KOLD fuckkkkk

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>>52613817
>Once you understand the 4th spatial dimension

fuck off, dude. seriously.

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>>52613024
Nope, it's from my loss porn collection, a reminder to myself to never touch options

>> No.52613896

>>52613859
The archives don't seem to archive images anymore. Based on the post time it is likely just all the 3x etfs available. Last time SOXL_SHILL was working on some 3x etf arbitrage system, but I couldn't comprehend how that worked. It used ratios b/w the similar bull/bear etfs and swapped pairs when one seemed over/under sold. It was fascinating, but way over what my weak brain could understand.

>> No.52613897

>>52613843
So CHWY, WOOF for pets and SCI for death. Do you know any publically traded divorce companies or sperm banks.

I just checked and it is ILLEGAL for me to sell my sperm in Canada. Thought I could coom, profit and invest my coom money in stocks but this country hates me making money.

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52613901

Reminder that democrats are always good for your retirements and portfolios and republicans are awful and will ruin it. Joe biden's market has been very good and we are just experiencing a little turbulence at worst. If some nasty republican that wants to repeal government welfare programs and public spending comes into office you should market sell everything before wall street can. If joe biden wins again you should double down and empty your bank account into stock market for max gains.

>bill clinton
budget surplus and growth
>barack obama
housing market regulated and cheaper housing
>joe biden
jobs growth and inflation from out of control republican spending controlled
>george bush jr
war on terror spending and budget deficit
>donald trump
war on terror spending and budget deficit

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>>52613805
I actually listened bobro and shorted nat gas with a x30 leverage

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52613907

do u pay for any stocks/data/insight subscription services?
is there alpha to be gained for me as retail?
not talking about all the silly gated P&D communities - so quality data/analysis

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Bros...

>> No.52613923

>>52613907
No those are all ripoffs.

>> No.52613927

>>52613864
If this is what you believe it should be liberating. You don't like life and think it has no purpose. Why don't you uhh.. do something fun instead of batching about it?

I'm a fence sitter and i'm a fan of Voltaire and Albert Camus. TLDR most people are retards and clowns, stop giving a fuck, take care of your own shit, do whatever makes you happy

>> No.52613928

>>52613343
>that X-scaling
what the fuck?

>> No.52613929

>>52613864
For me, its the vastness of the universe and the fact that we don't know how the universe started outside of a "big bang". We have no idea what caused it or why it happened, it's just a theory. I also don't think gid is some bearded man in a robe in the clouds. If you've heard the description of actual angels, they are pretty goddamn terrifying. It's more likely they're aliens or something.

>> No.52613940

>>52613922
My credit score is 780 but I have opened so few lines.

>> No.52613950

>>52613907

I pay for a couple, total like $500 a month. Literally nothing when I average 10k a month in alpha

>> No.52613959

>>52613871
I am pretty sure I have most everything of yours from the last few weeks.
>>52613896
Well most of this by far goes way over my head but I'm doing everything I can to grasp everything I can so that perhaps at least a few scraps of it will click and do me some good. I regret not coming here long ago but the timeline is what it is so I have to make the best of that. I can also testify that a 50 year old brain is not as sharp as a 25 year old one, but it does have its own new strength/weakness ratio. Much appreciated, all of (You).

>> No.52613961

Do any anons sell plasma or sperm for passive income? It's illegal in Canada but it seems like a great way for burger bros to make a couple extra hundred dollars a month.

>> No.52613964

>>52613961
Absolutely nothing about either of this is passive, you fucking leaf

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>>52613964
What are you gonna do about it, burger?

>> No.52613973

>>52613959
I really should have said strength/weakness arrays, perhaps, rather than simply "ratio".

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>>52613907
Why would I when theyre all literally useless?

>> No.52613991

wtf am i supposed to do for the rest of the day

>> No.52613993

>>52613970
I'm going to switch to maple syrup from Vermont to bankrupt your economy

>> No.52613995

>>52613950
mind naming your top 3 and how you use them to generate leads/stock ideas?

>> No.52613998

>>52613871
>spy is going to 3500 next week, for real

>> No.52614004

>>52613961
I did a $1000 for 8 donations promo once. Average visit was like 2-3 hours. It's solid money I don't know why people shit on it so hard

>> No.52614005

>>52613864
Life will always be bad because I never talked to that chick in the camo bikini on my way from the beach when I was 18. Everything is downhill from there, money is a cope.

>> No.52614015

>>52613991
TSX is open, come trade cannabis and resource stocks. I just rotated out of WEED and into HITI because they are now the top revenue generator in the sector.

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>>52613993
Chill bro... it was a joke

>> No.52614018

>>52613998
Nah.. low will be in march-april 2023 after q4 earnings are ass and rate hikes start to noticeably heem the economy

>> No.52614020

>>52613927
didn't you read? that's basically what im doing. im alive, whether i like it or not, and have a pretty comfy lifestyle. so im pretty much gonna just keep that going.

i keep relatively healthy and like to casually hike (nothing crazy but i walk a LOT) in nature every day, still live with my parents and siblings so my expenses are super low so i can invest most of my earnings in a good tech job into stocks, we all make good money in STEM and share our wealth so collectively we're actually pretty wealthy for normal people. plenty of fun games to play, stories to read, shows to watch, people online to chat with about my passions like stock trading or music. im a multi-instrumentalist and make my own music. i have one of those high paying bullshit tech jobs which is also one that they have difficulty hiring people for and keeping them because it's "boring" so i have job security while also coming in late, leaving early, and taking long lunches constantly. and no one seems to give a shit because i get my shit done and do it well. i drink coffee, vape weed occasionally, and go to restaurants once or twice a week. i can also cook my own tasty food.

but im lucky and privileged. most people don't have all this. hell, just having a family who actually legitimately loves you and working together and sharing wealth is incredibly lucky from what i've seen. i'm very thankful for all of this. but if im reborn, i might not be so lucky, considering probabilities. and even with all this great stuff, life is still meaningless, and im still mortal. even if i cured cancer or something else great, i'd still die and all of my memories go "poof". so, yes, i will do what i want within reason and be as comfy as i can as long as WWIII or civil war 2 electric boogaloo doesn't happen. but there's no ultimate satisfaction to attain, no way to "win". you can only lose in life. it's just a question of how you want to go about losing, because losing is inevitable regardless.

>> No.52614026

>>52613970
there isnt anything any of us could do that would destroy your country a fraction of what your communist dictator government isnt already doing.

>> No.52614038

>>52613995

42macro, hedgeye, datatrek for macro
longbow for data/quantitative stuff
tradingview for charts and unusual whales for option data

really depends how much money you manage. If you're like sub 50k it's probably not worth it. But $500 for hours of curated research is worth it for me. Usually a single solid lead/idea can pay for the entire year's sub

>> No.52614039

>>52614020
TLDR? God loves you btw.

https://youtu.be/k_LqjLzQWkc

>> No.52614044

>>52614020
Tldr. I grow mushrooms and fuck whores. It's pretty fun

>> No.52614053

>>52608563
you are not having my shares, mr shekelberg

>> No.52614064

>>52614018
The bottom will be this time next year.

>> No.52614065

i bought 100k worth of imaginary qqq puts

>> No.52614066

>>52613929
that's still no argument in favor of Jesus or whatever other mystical bullshit you want to believe in. all evidence we currently have points specifically to you only having this one life, and we've never had any direct evidence of some omnipotent being existing, let alone one that wants us to live a certain way, let alone one that punishes or rewards us (and furthermore, that punishment or reward isn't random and is actually based on our actions in this life somehow). no empirical evidence for an immortal "soul" existing.

also the descriptions of actual angels were written in a book by humans who were likely tripping balls, anon. let's not get ahead of ourselves and act like God wrote the Bible or whatever other religious scriptures you might ascribe to. just please, for a moment, be logical. like, again, it sucks but im here, so i might as well live a comfy life and be as happy as i can for as long as i can. but it's still ultimately pointless based on all current data we have. you can't just ignore what we know even if we don't know everything. i'd rather side with what we know rather than hoping about what we don't know.

>> No.52614071

>>52614044
I tried growing some for the first time pretty much exactly one year ago. My jars succumb to wet rot :( maybe I'll buy some spores and try again.

>> No.52614075

>>52614065
Algos also stop out paper trades you know

>> No.52614088

>>52614039
>God loves you btw.

Which one? There are so many.

>> No.52614092

>>52614064
It could be.. my plan is SQQQ/DRV/KOLD/DRIP and various puts until the next big drawdown and then cash it all out and just dump it all in TMF and withdraw like 10grand for whores and vacations while the TMF 2xs

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>browsing through YouTube
>see a video of a wrastlin match between the rock and Kane from back in 1998
>remember watching this growing up
>I was 11
>quickly do the math
>holy fuck that was almost 25 years ago
Ok now I'm sad. The rock used to have so much personality back then. Now he's just another fake actor husk that takes no chances or risks.

>> No.52614100

usa usa usa

>> No.52614104

>>52614097
https://files.catbox.moe/c03trf.webm

>> No.52614105

>>52614065
I only have a $100k portfolio and bought about $2k worth of puts to hedge

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>>52614104
Fucking kek! Man getting old sucks.

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Every day that we don't go down 3500 is a day bulls win

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>>52614066
>religion is just people on shrooms bro
You came here from reddit didn't you.

>> No.52614131

>>52614066
>we've
>never had any direct evidence of some omnipotent being existing
>we've
Speak for yourself. There are many individuals who have indeed. As best I can tell, you have to actually walk it before you are granted to see it, but that's just my best working theory and not "speaking with authority and not as the scribes". I myself have seen it though, undeniably. The thing is, it doesn't matter what someone else experiences or tells you, none of it will do you any good without seeing/experiencing directly for yourself.

>> No.52614137

hope you cucks are watching murrica playing

>> No.52614141

>>52614075
>>52614105
luckily they are imaginary and so i cant get stopped out, ive literally solved the market.

>> No.52614142

>>52614128
kekles!

>> No.52614143

>>52613061
Boomers are almost comical.
>10 million inheritance
All the boomers I know like this plan to spend it all in the next 10 years to get ahead of the grim raper.

>> No.52614153

Is there a benefit to using a 401k matching program now with my employer instead of just investing my own money? I’m beating the market this year with high yield dividend stocks.

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>>52612807
yeah. my family celebrates every year by bringing plague-covered blankets to poor people of color in the ghetto. just like my ancestors! we don't have access to smallpox (unfortunately, haha) but it's usually not too hard to get some of the coof on it. i really feel a connection to my pilgrim forefathers, really thankful they took this land for me.

>> No.52614162

>>52614137
soccer is boring

>> No.52614167

>>52614153
Only reason is the match and tax deduction.

>> No.52614169

>>52614066
Even if that's the case have you noticed in general how much happier religious people tend to be compared to atheists? Just with you it's pretty obvious you're miserable. Most people that are atheists tend to be miserable and they end up filling the void with stuff much worse than religion. They generally replace religion with worshipping politicians or essentially worshiping the devil. You're a doomer, that's is devil worship.

>> No.52614180

>>52614153
Employer match is free money so there's no reason not to take it. If it's only up to a certain amount just meet that threshold then invest the rest yourself.

>> No.52614189

>>52614128
I have definitely had religious experiences on mushrooms. I'm not anti religious or a redditor.

I'm sure you could reach such a state just from practicing meditation or isolation/sensory deprivation but certain drugs can unlock it too. It's not a meme.

Things like lucid dreaming, out of body experiences, "the minds eye", Astral projections etc.. are all real

Carl Jung was one of the smartest men ever and he spent his life trying to understand dreams and religion before the kikes banned all of his work and turned the profession into pill pushing

>> No.52614195

>>52614162
biggest sport in the world. its your duty as an murrican to watch the game while chanting usa usa usa loudly.

>> No.52614196

>>52614169
>have you noticed in general how much happier religious people tend to be compared to atheists? Just with you it's pretty obvious you're miserable. Most people that are atheists tend to be miserable and they end up filling the void with stuff much worse than religion.

no, i haven't. and you don't seem to have any actual evidence to the contrary besides maybe anecdotal at best, so what else you got for an argument?

>> No.52614201

>>52613887

You're just not that bright, nigger

>> No.52614209

>>52614131
>I myself have seen it though, undeniably.
>As best I can tell, you have to actually walk it before you are granted to see it
>none of it will do you any good without seeing/experiencing directly for yourself.

this dude got high as fuuuuuck lmao xDDD
we get it bro you do shrooms.

>> No.52614212

>>52614189
>I have definitely had religious experiences on mushrooms. I'm not anti religious or a redditor.
You are a redditor, spiritually.

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>>52614038
thx ill check those out, recently listened to the guy from 42 on lead&lag report

>> No.52614219

>>52614196
I've definitely noticed the blissful happiness of very religious people. Maybe it's placebo but there is strength in it. Ever watch ninja warrior? People that win that shit are always giga religious and they out compete more chad dudes consistently

>> No.52614226

>>52614201
that's hilarious coming from a dude who's gonna lose $30k. keep living a lie i guess, not like it matters one way or the other ultimately. get back to me if you ever get some evidence to support your claims instead of just believing in magic, though, i'd honestly love to hear it.

>> No.52614228

>>52614196
Well obviously it's anecdotal I'm going off my own experience. Science is anti-religion so clearly there aren't going to be any "studies" that paint religion in a good way, but keep in mind Jews are some of the most religious people on the planet which should raise an eyebrow as well. Just kind of spit balling philosophy here. I don't really care if you believe in God or not.

>> No.52614247

>>52614196
The 4th spatial dimension is the reason. It is impossible that self replication did not evolve in the 4th spatial dimension as well.

Anything that lives in the 4th spatial dimension can see through your body and whole earth similar to how an MRI machine does, just how you can view everything on a flat surface, like print on a sheet of paper.

This means gods exist and if you can't comprehend it you are nothing more than a retarded monkey nigger.

>> No.52614255

>Markets closed early
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT!!! THEY HAD ALL DAY YESTERDAY OFF. BLACK FRIDAY ISN'T A HOLIDAY WTF!!!!

>> No.52614257

>>52614219
Again, anecdotal and not even necessarily true in the sense that plenty of people project a persona about how they want the world to view them, doesn't mean they're actually "blissfully happy". they could easily just want you to believe that, and if course you clearly want to believe that so here we are with your post.

either way, even if you're right about the placebo effect or whatever you want to call it, it's still just delusional. doesn't prove anything about the true nature of reality. at least I'm going based on our best modern understanding of nature.

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>>52614226
We'll see in Jan 2024 when my calls expire. Until then, and after that, you will still be a retarded sub 110 IQ nigger

>> No.52614270

>>52614189
Lol. You are a pseudo intellectual. The kikes never banned Jung. Jung wrote extensively about the "Judeo-Christian" values of the west, but refused to acknowledge God's existence in his works. Religious belief isn't found through stimulation. Get a job hippy.

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>>52614265
struck a nerve, did i? :^)

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>>52614226
Plz go /r9k/ /x/ or /pol/.

>> No.52614281

>>52612902
Oil is free now.

>> No.52614282

>>52614257
You sound like a cunt.. you would be more happy if you weren't a cunt. If you stop being an asshole all the time ladies will let you touch their squishy parts and it will make you smile

>> No.52614285

>>52614209
No, every instance was completely sober. I haven't done any "shrooms" or anything else other than the very occasional marijuana drugs since the 1990s, son. I did those because I'd read Huxley and the 60s propaganda on the matter and needed to see if there was something I didn't need to miss towards the pursuit of "enlightenment".

>> No.52614289

halftime 0-0. no touchdowns for murrica yet. looked good still against the engerland.

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>23pbtid

>> No.52614300

>>52614289
why are there so many ugly half nigs on America

>> No.52614324

>>52614270
>life has spiritual purpose beyond material goals
>journey to meet the divine
>spiritual experience is essential to our well being
>"I do not need to believe, I know"

Kikes took over and through religion out the window and replaced it with feel good pills

>> No.52614328

>>52614282
i just find it funny, your side of the argument can never actually show any evidence to support their claims. it's always insults like this, or appeals to emotion. like, at least admit you don't have any empirical evidence on your side, that you're just hoping and wishing Jesus exists and life actually has a point to make all of the suffering and eventual death worth it, that there is an immortal heaven on the other side of this nightmare, because you're terrified that this isn't the case.

at least give me that. i know that's the case but you fuckers refuse to ever admit it, even while anonymous where you have nothing to lose. either defeat my argument with a stronger one backed by evidence or admit defeat, stop acting like you can just hang out in the middle you piece of shit. "there's nothing actually supporting my idea and actually a lot of empirical data going against it, but fuck you im going to believe my dumb wishful thinking anyways and call you a cunt because im CLASSY goddammit!" fuck off.

>> No.52614341

>>52614324
Threw*

>>52614328
>muh evidence
You clearly aren't happy. Try something else and see if it works or just bitch until you die

>> No.52614343

What is it with the off topic botting?

>> No.52614345

>>52614300
muh athleticism mostly.

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>>52614328
Guys be careful, we have a deboonker in the thread

>> No.52614377

>>52614343
Markets are closed faggot. No one here every talks about fucking tickers anyways

>>52614349
I never named a religion or said anything about Jesus and he is already rehhhhing about Christianity again.. I don't think it much matters which one you pick as long as you find some sort of spiritual grounding so your autism doesn't turn you into a goblin

>> No.52614378

>>52614180
But what if I want to take a lot of it out before I turn 60? I feel like that would just take away the matching bonus of 2% or whatever it is. I make 5,000+ a year in dividends now and live with my dad so I’m able to save 60,000 or so a year in income for investing myself.

>> No.52614379

>>52613961
you have to be a tall chad with perfect genes to get money for your sperm
plasma is cheap and if you give too frequently you will ruin your gains (you DO lift, right anon?)

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>>52614349
>>52614341
I accept your concessions. :^)

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going bowling with my nephew with today's gains. have a nice weekend /smg/

>> No.52614410

>>52614377
>>52614384
I'm honestly just shit posting at this point trying to get people riled up because the market is closed and I'm too lazy to play a video game.

>> No.52614431

>>52614410
You are supposed to be watching the exciting 0-0 soccer game anon.. I'm so glad I shorted MANU today soccer should go -100%. Shit sport

>>52614378

Just quit your job and withdraw your 401k whenever you want the cash. Waiting till 60 is for chumps

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>>52614379
how tall is tall? I am 6 foot and have green eyes, no health conditions

>> No.52614455

>>52614446
I think thats tall enough
their minimums range from 5'10 to 6

>> No.52614456

>>52614377
>>>/b/ or gather your tranny chat crew and move to discord like the other pedophiles

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>>52614431
Why does everything European have to be weird and autistic. Even the game timer is weird, I looked up the score and it says the time is at 49'. Who writes it that way?

>> No.52614492

where is the yellow for dirty tackling shaw???

>> No.52614502

>>52614328
I won’t contest that there is little evidence in favor of a religion, but there’s also no theory for what caused the Big Bang. Something had to have started this universe, unless you believe it is primordial. And you don’t think that whatever was intelligent enough to design the entirety of this universe is intelligent enough to evade our detection, so that there is no evidence?

We will never know what started this all because it is beyond “this all”, and thus beyond our comprehension. Our best hope is to theorize and live in a way that brings us satisfaction.

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>top news story
>lack of black friday shoppers waiting in line

>> No.52614514

>>52614508
Do people even shop in person anymore?

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Thread is so low volume. How many Bobos are kill?

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>>52614410
same tbhwy, i lost money today because i overleveraged myself (AGAIN) and didn't follow my rules and just kept fucking myself over repeatedly. at this point im just not gonna trade again until i get that bot coded up to do it automatically. the sad thing is if i just followed my rules i would have been fine, but i kept being a retard and got chopped up. almost a week's worth of pay down the tubes.

anyways im out, nice talking with you chaps, was good to reaffirm my understanding of the world with no strong counterpoint existing to stand against me. just finished installing Tactics Ogre: Reborn, gonna go play that shit all night.

>> No.52614538

>>52614514
Well Amazon's earnings are shit too.. so uhh...

>> No.52614555

>>52614508
I texted my friend up in east Lansing to see what the situation was for black Friday. He said it was basically just another day around town. Black Friday is dead.
>>52614517
>Tactics ogre
Surprising not all that autistic. I would g r assumed total war, CK3, or EU4

>> No.52614580

>>52614391
Blessed

>> No.52614581

>>52613894
Lol that's nothing.

>> No.52614586

>>52614538
True, but I think that is due to their frivolous operating costs in producing stupid shit like lotr rather than the sales side.

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>>52614502
all of that is impractical, anon. i'll give you some food for thought, though, because it's easier to just ask the questions you probably can't answer rather than explain things more thoroughly:

>if the universe requires a creator, then what created the creator? and if something created that creator, what created the thing that created the creator? and so on.
>if the creator "always existed" and "didn't need to be created", then why can't you just use occam's razor and apply the same to the universe itself? skip the extra steps.
>who says the universe needs to have "started", or furthermore that "something" needed to do the starting? Buddhists believe that the universe is cyclic. why couldn't it potentially be a circle, no end and no beginning, starting ending and being reborn over and over infinitely?
>ultimately the problem comes down to 3 things in religion: the existence of an omnipotent creator, the existence of an immortal "soul" or otherwise part of us that continues on after death/"afterlife", and whether or not there is any sort of judgment and reward/punishment based on your actions in this life. none of these things are necessarily all true or false. what if you had a God who created everything, but otherwise there's no "soul" and no afterlife or judgment, he just doesn't give a fuck about us even though he made everything? What if God doesn't exist, but we have a "soul" of sorts, and reincarnation is true, sort of like the Buddhists believe? what if God is just a dick and sends everyone to hell after they die because he feels like it? or the flip-side, what if there is only heaven, and even the worst people go to heaven, even George Soros, and it still has no bearing on what you did or didn't do in life? any combination of these and more could be true if you think about it.

there's more but this should be a good start of things for you to ponder.

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>>52613894
holy balls...imagine loosing 98% of your account value

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>>52613814
>>52613845
he gave his strat for free

soxl baggies didn't realize he was referring to the 200 SMA on SOX

>> No.52614632

Pulisic out. he is terrible

>> No.52614633

>>52614508
sounds bullish

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52614641

I'd like to study what we know of the 15x leveraged KOLD trade if anyone knows where the posts were right off hand. I've tried a couple of specific searches of past posts and just "KOLD" in general is far too numerous.

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>>52614628
Very much appreciated.

>> No.52614681

>thread is 28,000 hours old
>hentai link is OP
Yeah. I fucking told you not to include that, faggot. Now look what you did, /smg/ is frozen in time and will never die.
fuck you.

>> No.52614692

>>52613894
>investment accounts
He was obviously gambling with options.

>> No.52614700

>>52614538
American culture was based on consumption. Black friday, christmas, thanksgiving, halloween, birthdays, all centered around consumption.
But something has happened. The pandemic halted all traditions, and now people don’t seem interested in picking them back up. The bubble popped. Consumption driven culture is over in America. And that changes everything, because that obsession was at the core of America’s edge in productivity. When yanks don’t buy a new car every four-five years anymore, the world economy will look very different.

>> No.52614707

>>52614628
Every strategy works in a bull market.. you just buy anything and the line goes up. Longing 3x bulls in 2022 was just objectively wrong with any strategy. Macro is/was and continues to be fucked. That screenshot you showed has FNGU in it which is hilarious because it went from $200 down to $5 and then 10x reverse split to $50 and then went down to like $30 rofl. The dues strategy was just

1) have a shitton of money
2) yolo into 3xs in the strongest bull run in the history of the world

>> No.52614706

>>52614700
To be fair all of that is by design.

>> No.52614714

>>52614692
I think trading and investing are interchangeable in the millennials' dictionary.

>> No.52614720

kold ran 13% from the daily bottom

>> No.52614735

>>52614228
Religious people are happier probably because they don't feel pressure to live a YOLO lifestyle. Hard to feel happiness once your dopamine receptors are fried.

>> No.52614759

>>52614707
certainly. yet if he followed the system he outlined here (there was a good paper he cited that backtested it) he would have been all out after March and selling insurance on TQQQ/SOXL on the way down.

>> No.52614767

>>52614700
I wouldn't say the bubbles popped, just that the supply was stalled. I was talking to a buddy that wanted the new ford bronco, theyre selling for over msrp & with a waiting list. If you want it sooner you can pay a premium and people are happy to pay it.

>> No.52614769

>>52614131
Between crop circles and https://www.atlasobscura.com/places/clearwater-virgin-mary there’s no room for doubt.

>> No.52614782

>>52614769
>some redditor destroyed it because "religion bad"
Typical.

>> No.52614790

murrica defends well and attack is decent too.

cmon murrica freedom and cheese burgers

>> No.52614824

thank you anon who told me to hold KOLD :)

>> No.52614836

>>52614769
kek
dont forget about the jesus on a piece of toast
atheists forever btfo

>> No.52614840

>>52614769
I've never felt the impulse to tell about my own other than in very rare face to face instances (like to my son, for example), and I suspect most authentic ones are kept mostly private, or at least not broadcast to the public. Interestingly enough, in most cases Jesus told those He healed to tell no one.

>> No.52614866

>>52614790
I'm rooting for England because they have more whites.

>> No.52614881

>>52614824
Your welcome bro. I'm a loud asshole who shitposts too much but my picks I shill are always genuine

>> No.52614887

nice draw for murrica. next is to beat iran to go thru.

nice politcal them too for the match

>> No.52614898

>>52614866
>they have more whites.
>more
the absolute state

>> No.52614922

>>52614866
murrica defended and attacked better. nice footy to watch

>> No.52614992

Someone bake.

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>>52614881
Thats why I trusted and initially gambled on KOLD. You hit it with DRIP so I figured I'd trust an anon for once.

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>>52614992
I still need to remaster this webm at some point

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ive been able to save around 18-30k per year for the last 8 years or so, if i have one more decent year and save like 12k by next december i can pay off my house in full and save like 200k in jewish interest payments over the next 29 years

>> No.52615045

>>52614508
They had to rug pull too soon.

>> No.52615052

>>52615040
Good for you. Stick it to them.

>> No.52615078

>double prices over the last 2 years
>offer BLACK FRIDAY 30 PERCENT OFF!!!
>surprised when nobody shows up
q4 earnings are going to be awful

>> No.52615100

>>52614769
>Between crop circles
Isn’t this a thrice song or something? Why is it familiar to me.

>> No.52615105

New

>>52615097
>>52615097