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bussy day at the office moite

>>52569498
My office made a pizza party 4 days ago to celebrate the end of WFH...

dont you cretins get it ? they dont have time to care about their health they are too busy making all the money for that happy life !

>>52569498
>coaxed back
Why not just do hybrid? It makes the most sense of any model

>>52569899
this. I only wanna work remote but even my office which is about 3hrs away I go into every month or so to say hi to people. I am personally less efficient in the office beyond the time waste too

>>52569498
thats a nice lookin fry to be honest

>>52569888
goes in as cancer, comes out as cancer

>>52569888
Everything reminds me of her

>>52569498
if companies want people in the office they should provide them with amenities. if i was a euro getting gouged on electricity i would be carting 200 pound lead acid batteries into my workspace and charging them at work.

>>52569498
When I was a kid I didn't know bongs called fries "chips", so when I heard people talking about fish and chips on TV or whatever I thought they meant fish and potato chips.

>>52570092
i went through a phase where i referred to money as "boodle" because my sister and i watched 101 dalmations way too much

ITT: anons pretending they never eat goyslop

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxvRm42JXD6pVM-2cvs5-QLMW6tTyPJCrK

>>52569498
we call it goyscran actually

>>52570665
Liar, we have always called it chapcrap

>>52569860
Grim

>>52569888
>>52570000
I can't stop laughing at this also checked

>>52569888
This is what Caroline's anus looks like. Just picture a thick ring of extrmely dense hair around the perimeter.

>>52569888

Looks like the pizza got disemboweled

>>52569888
how do you fuck up pizza this badly?

>>52569860
why would you ever choose that goy sandwhich over a ploughmans? smdh

>>52572432
The jews were unironically behind this.

>>52569860
This pic makes me angry. I feel bad for britpoors

>>52569888
these muthafuckas cooked AKIRA

>>52569498
I never stopped coming into the office and have been working nearly all alone since 2022. I really hope they never stop WFH because I don’t want all these useless faggots back in the office with their never ending political conversations and how they took little Stacy to soccer over the weekend. I get constantly good raises because I use the fact that I’m coming in every day as leverage, and I only live 10 minutes away so it’s not even a big deal. Plus it gets me out of my house which is nice. I work less but no one questions what I do because I’m at the office kek.

>no i won't eat a lunch for free
NGMI

>>52569498
My dad was/is a chief engineer at Boeing Phantomworks and used to say "you'd be amazed what people can do for free pizza"

Tried saying that on /r/antiwork once and boy did they skewer me. Its still true even in my completely unrelated field to an extent.

People always gonna get hungry....

>>52569860
Do they seriously expect repeat customers after doing something like this?

>>52572432
Not much or no experience cooking

>>52570040
kek

Why are normies so food motivated?
They're like literal dogs.

>>52569888
Checked. This pizza looks like a cronenburg massacre

I would be glad to have free lunch, we only got free water and coffee

>>52569888
Holy digits, like a train wreck you are disgusted but can't look away.

>>52569888
What the fuck, are you British?

>>52573236
>52573222
white people are gross
seethe and cope because you guys will all bowdown to yellow soon