/smg/ stock market general.

[Anonymous No.52567795]

everything will be bliss

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous >>52565853

[Anonymous No.52567807]

nigger rape madness

[Anonymous No.52567816]

Dude fuck yeah I love hopium pumps turning into mega dumps once the Fed minutes come out

[Anonymous No.52567817]

red close

[Anonymous No.52567823]

you know its a good sign when bobos suddenly start posting TA with meme lines about "heres how we can still hit new lows"

[Anonymous No.52567829]

[Anonymous No.52567830]

When will smg watch and learn. and stop calling me mean names?

[Anonymous No.52567832]

my black friend is touring germany

[Anonymous No.52567833]

i hope that today
we make lots of money
but no one thinks that
these lame poems are funny

[Anonymous No.52567839]

>>52567795
This faggot actually baked lmao and for free roflmao

[Anonymous No.52567840]

finally ty baker

[Anonymous No.52567841]

things are looking bearish

[Anonymous No.52567844]

Week of crab

[Anonymous No.52567852]

>>52567832
Oh those Germans, always being silly.

[Anonymous No.52567853]

>>52567832
my favorite is moon cricket

[Anonymous No.52567854]

>>52567833
Right now I'm losing my ass... But your poem was nice. Thank you.

[Anonymous No.52567855]

>jerome is gone...
>and we're not pumping again ever again
>we're never going to find another bagholding pumper like you again

[Anonymous No.52567856]

>>52567795
Greenday

[Anonymous No.52567862]

zerohedge is boomer-rage-grifting once again

[Anonymous No.52567861]

>>52567833
i like them.

[Anonymous No.52567865]

UTZ

SENEA

BUY OR YOU ARE A NIGGER

(I have a enough position in both to sell covered calls and am slowly building a portfolio from these stocks)

I love my little bun more than anything in the world.

[Anonymous No.52567866]

>>52567841
The day that Cramer dies will be a +5000 day

[Anonymous No.52567867]

>>52567830
You predicted a Santa rally and it's been two weeks of crabbing. You have been right about nothing.

Faggot

[Anonymous No.52567879]

has there ever been a /biz/ or /smg/ meetup?

[Anonymous No.52567881]

>>52567841
cramer called the june bottom so he's not always wrong

[Anonymous No.52567886]

>>52567862
Don't they know that governments have been lying about their supply for centuries now?

[Anonymous No.52567889]

>>52567867
We are going to crab until the Black Friday numbers are in.

[Anonymous No.52567893]

>>52567879
Yeah there was one in Colorado Springs over the weekend, wonder what happened

[Anonymous No.52567896]

>crypto fags are down 75% this year
I told you to get out and into broad based index etfs anon. You should have listened

[Anonymous No.52567898]

>>52567879
I wouldn't make it, tickets to Mumbai are kind of expensive right now

[Anonymous No.52567902]

>>52567879
Yeah but there's a proof of at least $150 in your portfolio requirement

[Anonymous No.52567907]

>UVXY

[Anonymous No.52567913]

>>52567879
They are mostly from india

[Anonymous No.52567918]

>>52567902
>$150
c'mon buddy, I hope you meant to type $1500
or even better, $150k

[Anonymous No.52567932]

>>52567918
Lol
Lmao

[Anonymous No.52567938]

>>52567896
>no jap trad wife
>why live

[Anonymous No.52567941]

>>52567902
Best be 150k, not even breathing the same air of you lott less you're in 6 fig hell

[Anonymous No.52567945]

>>52567896
>being down 20% is better than being down 75%
down is down, the smart move was to go cash gang a year ago when the words rate hikes were first ushered

[Anonymous No.52567946]

>>52567867
DID SOMEONE SAY LE SANTA RALLY?!?

[Anonymous No.52567953]

and just like that, SPY will never be 397.75 again

[Anonymous No.52567954]

>>52567941
This. I would be scared of getting robbed if poorfags showed up

[Anonymous No.52567963]

alright, /smg/ meetup at the Ritz-Carlton in Manhattan, we will filter out all the 3rd worlders and wagies that way

[Anonymous No.52567966]

JACK taking a hit

[Anonymous No.52567970]

>>52567918
i have 150k shib

fuck jannies

[Anonymous No.52567971]

Let's go green day let's go

[Anonymous No.52567982]

>>52567881
Granted, this is true.

[Anonymous No.52567999]

>>52567966
buy the dip

[Anonymous No.52568001]

>>52567963
I'm not going to New York and neither should you

[Anonymous No.52568010]

>>52567945
Factor in daily inflation and cash gang is down a lot too
The smart move was to go into energy so you could be up 75% like the rest of us,

[Anonymous No.52568022]

SOXS bros...I'm holding a $36 average...

[Anonymous No.52568026]

>>52568001
>t. flyover state white trash

[Anonymous No.52568027]

>>52567896
>>crypto fags are down 75% this year
I have friends that were buying BTC at $60,000 earlier this year. I feel bad for them.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52568028]

>>52567963
We already scheduled the meetup for the weekend before black day in Las Vegas.

[Anonymous No.52568032]

>>52568001
At this rate I won't be able to afford a plane ticket. I'm getting good and gaped without having even been wined and dined first.

[Anonymous No.52568042]

>>52568026
I live in Florida bro. I would much rather stay in Naples/Marco Island than some NYC shit hole that smells like piss.

[Anonymous No.52568047]

>>52568010
energy was a play that depended too much on Ukraine not just being a quick land grab. I am happy with my 20% profit from uncle sam tightening mutt belts

[Anonymous No.52568060]

>>52568032
Ooh heh m-maybe we should meet up some time ;)

[Anonymous No.52568066]

>>52567999
looks like outlook spooked em
> For fiscal 2023, the company expects EPS of $5.25 to $5.65, compared with the FactSet consensus of $6.59.

[Anonymous No.52568069]

>>52568042
Hey I'm in Naples/Marco too

[Anonymous No.52568070]

all I need is for apple to crash

[Anonymous No.52568075]

>>52567867
Tomorrow the markets will rally after fomc minutes.
A santa rally usually occurs after the last week of November where the markets bottom. This year it's effy, but I'm sure we will rally this week. Low CPI may boost the rally.

[Anonymous No.52568077]

>>52568042
Based florida bro.

[Anonymous No.52568080]

>>52567841
Thanks, just bought 5K of SPXS

[Anonymous No.52568082]

lol @ the BBY bobos yesterday

I feel like BBY has an abnormal amount of bears because it's so easy to shit on yet is operating perfectly fine.

[Anonymous No.52568093]

>>52568027
GOOD GOD! WHY?!?!

[Anonymous No.52568099]

>>52567963
>>52568001
Let’s do Four Seasons in Palm Beach

[Anonymous No.52568104]

>>52568026
>I just love the hustle and bustle of the big city
>roaches, trash, rats and flying rats everywhere
>niggers, bums, drug addicts, drifters, hustlers and beggars fucking everywhere
>riding the subway an hour a day filled with the scumiest pieces of shit
>$15 for coffee plus tip
>muh $2500/month studio apartment

NYC is shit. NC is cozy

[Anonymous No.52568107]

>>52568093
I market bought the absolute top of BTC

[Anonymous No.52568120]

>>52567833
Poem on, Anon

[Anonymous No.52568122]

>>52568104
I also love north corea

[Anonymous No.52568123]

you know how this slow grind up ends mumu?

[Anonymous No.52568133]

>>52567945
the difference is the index fags still own shares of companies and will recover
cyrpto tards are fucked

[Anonymous No.52568141]

>>52568122
based

[Anonymous No.52568147]

>>52568123
hopefully with a violent dump

[Anonymous No.52568148]

>>52568107
I bought the top in Gold/Silver.

[Anonymous No.52568150]

>>52568093
because normies are greedy when others are greedy and fearful when others are fearful + crypto advertising was effective at pumping the top.

my brother almost became a believer of crypto when FTX bought the Miami Heat stadium.

>>52568107
you're the fabled $69K buyer? that's legendary.

[Anonymous No.52568152]

INSW. STNG. BCC. SCI. Value.

Idiots. Morons. School shooters. They don’t listen.

[Anonymous No.52568163]

>>52568075
Screencapped

[Anonymous No.52568166]

Can we please stop pumping, holy shit.

[Anonymous No.52568169]

TOP

[Anonymous No.52568175]

>>52568123
upper?

[Anonymous No.52568182]

This is the top?

[Anonymous No.52568184]

>>52568123
>due to the unprecedented financial loosening in the past months 100bps is now on the table for December
The market would probably keep pumping regardless. The market is now ignoring the Fed unless it can create pivot hopium out of something they said.

[Anonymous No.52568188]

Edward Snowden got fat, lol faggot

[Anonymous No.52568190]

>>52568022
I'm at a $37 average

[Anonymous No.52568193]

>>52568147
I'm George. I'm literally George fucking Costanza. I need to start doing the exact opposite of what I think I should do. I'm seeing such a plummet right now that surely, surely, if I embraced the opposite I'd make Warren Buffett blush.
This shit better correct soon or I'll have to start working the corner (more)

[Anonymous No.52568199]

I have to give 50% of my unrealized gains to my wife as alimony. What do I do bros

[Anonymous No.52568211]

>>52568199
make poor trades so she gets nothing

[Anonymous No.52568212]

>>52568190
I think we'll be alright, fren

[Anonymous No.52568216]

>>52568199
How do I avoid a situation where I’m forced to give money to an ex wife? Pre nup? Or just marrying a woman with a STEM background so she has a decent job for herself

[Anonymous No.52568227]

I'm down 85% from drunken, drugged up suicide trading and when I decided I wanted to live it was too late to ever recover. If I go back to waging full time I also lose the only thing I have to wake up for and end up killing myself anyways.

Just like I intended when I threw $300k, and then $140k, and then $70k, at garbage trades that had a 99% chance of total failure because "you were always going to kill yourself anyways YOU W O R T H L E S S F A G G O OT"

>inb4 meds
I flushed the meds down the toilet when they caused delusions and homicidal ideology I had never had before. About at the point when I realized I was driving home with a TAVOR in my back seat and no interest in a TAVOR except fitting it under my coat. When I got home I returned it and sold most of my guns except what I needed for hunting. Back on alcohol after that.

SSRIs really do cause mass shootings.

[Anonymous No.52568232]

>>52568216
>How do I avoid a situation where I’m forced to give money to an ex wife?
Just don't get married

[Anonymous No.52568231]

>>52568093
Normies are very prone to group-think. My friends are still funneling every penny they can spare into more BTC. The 'slurp the heck'n dip-a-reno' mentality.

[Anonymous No.52568235]

>>52568188
Isn't he Amer*can? They're genetically inclined to be fat

[Anonymous No.52568234]

>>52568216
The latter. Prenups often don't even hold up in court. Depending on your state, you can also put all your assets into a trust before you get married

[Anonymous No.52568238]

>>52568199
I hate women

[Anonymous No.52568252]

>>52567902
What if I have less than $10 in my fuck around port? Do I get in as a booby prize?

[Anonymous No.52568256]

>>52568184
the market decoupled from reality again, jump on and ride the delusional bull

[Anonymous No.52568258]

>>52568227
So you still have like 20 grand? Fly to Asia and fuck whores for a couple months. It's just money

[Anonymous No.52568263]

>>52568216
If prenup, make it very ironclad. Some courts will be true simps and faggots about their interpretation of it and it basically becomes meaningless paper at that point. Depending on your worth, may not hurt to have shit moved into the ownership of trusts or something that she's not aware of - but I'm also speaking out of my ass on the last part and don't know too much there.

[Anonymous No.52568268]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52568272]

>>52568235
Yeah he was born in North Carolina

Man has been hitting that borscht hard

[Anonymous No.52568273]

I will buy COIN at $20, simple as.

[Anonymous No.52568279]

>>52568256
Thank god I'm not alone in thinking none of what is happening right now makes a lick of sense

[Anonymous No.52568284]

>>52568199
>Getting married

Do people still really do this? Tha fuck.

[Anonymous No.52568290]

Hell yeah. Hsa went though yesterday. Let the markets climb baby.

[Anonymous No.52568293]

>>52568238
you will never be a real woman

[Anonymous No.52568302]

mumu just give it up and let it fall

[Anonymous No.52568311]

>>52568284
Yeah, I don't judge but I don't understand it either. I went to my younger cousin's wedding a month ago. Him and his wife are like 25/26. That's really fucking young imo but hey, hope they make it.

[Anonymous No.52568312]

>>52568026
>flyover
Flyover is ironic now because NY and CA are places you fly over on the way to spots that are actually worth visiting, like Iceland and Maui.

[Anonymous No.52568319]

>>52568227

[Anonymous No.52568322]

Bought 2 397 puts, instantly goes up like 30%. Shot goes back down as I'm in the process of selling that shit. wtf???

[Anonymous No.52568331]

>>52568279
when did anything ever made sense?

[Anonymous No.52568337]

I boughted 200 shares of KOLD today. Eventually it will be less KOLD and then KOLD will be worth more.

[Anonymous No.52568341]

>>52568256
>jump on and ride the delusional bull
I can't do it it's too ridiculous for me to accept. I went all in on Treasury bonds instead so that I can get a bit of the pivot mass hysteria bull run and then later ride the deflationary recession bond bull run.

[Anonymous No.52568365]

>>52568312
Idk, CA is still a good hub for all of Asia but NY is replaceable with Miami and ATL

[Anonymous No.52568376]

>>52567963
Even my gay brother in law is sick of NYC and only stays there because NYC is full of fags and queers.

I side with the Vegas-bros. Vegas is still a dump but at least the cops kick the shit out of criminals and the rooms are cheap.

[Anonymous No.52568385]

>>52568341
I might be joining you or cashgang here soon. This shit is absurd.

[Anonymous No.52568386]

>>52567795
What will be necessary to end this gay bear market?

[Anonymous No.52568392]

>>52568258
>It's just money
And then what?
40+ hours a week of doing nothing and the minority of the time I'm not tired or struggling to take care of myself at all dedicated to CONSOOMING stupid shit and I kill myself anyways. I'm too physically crippled now to survive in the wild.

[Anonymous No.52568396]

>>52568386

[Anonymous No.52568404]

>>52568322
>puts
Lol. Lmao, even. Fag.

[Anonymous No.52568405]

>>52568341
>bonds
that is pure beta tip

[Anonymous No.52568417]

>>52568385
i might be joining ropegang

[Anonymous No.52568418]

>>52568385
SARK is up even while the market is pumping
It's guaranteed gains.

[Anonymous No.52568420]

>>52568404
Why is that man holding a cardboard box?

[Anonymous No.52568424]

>>52568405
TINA is over. Treasury bond chads will inherit the economy.

[Anonymous No.52568432]

>>52568404
I CAN SEE THE OUTLINE OF A NIPPLE, REPUBLICANS PROTECT ME AAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52568441]

>>52568227
glad to hear you're going to live to fight another day anon

[Anonymous No.52568447]

just torrented A Christmas Story Christmas
will probably watch it tonight with the kids

[Anonymous No.52568452]

Boil to $100 Europe going to freeze next month

[Anonymous No.52568458]

>>52568386
Retesting 2008 lows
The complete heeming of hedge funds and real estate investment corporations
Popped tech and advertising bubble
The end of ESG through mass bankrupcies
The end of mindless index DCA booming and automatic retirement accounts

[Anonymous No.52568467]

>>52567879
I'd be down. Any other chicago chads in here?

[Anonymous No.52568469]

PRTY will pump back up to $1.

[Anonymous No.52568480]

LONG META

ZUCK IS LEAVING ZUCK IS LEAVING!!

[Anonymous No.52568483]

>thought about buying calls
>expected the price to go a little lower
>missed the entire rip
many such cases

[Anonymous No.52568487]

>>52568404
I don't get the point of this tranny's vid

[Anonymous No.52568488]

>>52568458
Jokes on you my boomer Vanguard account is 70% Short-term cash fund.

[Anonymous No.52568498]

>>52568458
I guarantee you if we somehow tested 2008 lows, bears would still screech not to buy because "this is worse than 2008!!!"

[Anonymous No.52568500]

>>52568469
It's over, friend
they are going bankrupt
Amscan will be sold off to repay the longterm debt

[Anonymous No.52568502]

>>52568417
Maybe between the two of us we'll have enough money to split one. This is the worse dive I've had in year

[Anonymous No.52568509]

>>52568483
>complains about having missed out on a bullish move
>refuses to short the correction

[Anonymous No.52568515]

>>52567879
Can I provide the food? For a fee of course.

[Anonymous No.52568519]

>>52568480
Long them for what though? What's the gameplan? Facebook is dying, VR is still a joke, what's the appeal

[Anonymous No.52568530]

>>52568480
that means he's going to dump his shares you fool

[Anonymous No.52568533]

>>52568467
txfag here

[Anonymous No.52568536]

>>52568500
probably, but imagine how funny it'd be if they don't? you have to consider that their bonds were once trading at 9 cents on the dollar during 2020.

[Anonymous No.52568542]

Another day of nonstop faggot president horse shit cool.

[Anonymous No.52568544]

>>52568515
sweet kittys anon, how old are they?

[Anonymous No.52568546]

>>52568227
White American culture causes mass shootings and DINDUNUFFINgs it with “muh false flag” lol.
The white equivalent of DINDUNUFFIN after some pasty Republican kills 20 people is “false flag”

[Anonymous No.52568553]

>>52568452
I sold a week ago

[Anonymous No.52568554]

>>52568515
C U T E
U
T
E

[Anonymous No.52568560]

>>52568546
>White American culture causes mass shootings
But na overwhelming majority of mass shooters are black.

[Anonymous No.52568561]

Natural gas can’t be stopped

[Anonymous No.52568564]

>>52568544
Nigger kitty is a little over a year. Grey kitten is about 7 months

[Anonymous No.52568592]

>>52568564
i have a inside tabby that's about 2 years old
then i have a stray that wandered up outside. i've been feeding her for months, but she still wont let you pet her. she rubs up against the front door but as soon as you open the door she runs off

[Anonymous No.52568596]

What in the holy fuck is the market even fucking waiting on? Is it literally just an attempt to stage a practical joke. Are banks literally just completely above even caring at all about whether they're making or losing money because they know they can print more, so now it's just a big fucking social experiment?
Yes! Yes, that is basically what's going on, and it's time for all of us peasants to go back to digging our holes so larry fink can afford to drink his baby heart smoothie seven times a day!

[Anonymous No.52568605]

>>52568560
Blacks just shoot and rob each other in petty gang shit

Whites literally go out of their way to rack up a kill count of random Innocents because Tucker Carlson told them too and they cannot think for themselves

Please do not DINDUNUFFIN white people, these excuses are just too much. Stop. Shooting. Up. Public. Spaces.

[Anonymous No.52568611]

>>52568498
I’m all cash and will start DCAing at SPY 320. If by next year we’re on track for another 10 year bull run because Jpow piloted inflation policy perfectly I will take the 20%-30% of missed gains and enjoy the other 200% for the next decade.

[Anonymous No.52568612]

>>52568452
You buying calls?

[Anonymous No.52568618]

Robots will be to 2022-2037 what smartphones were to 2007-2022. Also, current big robot companies like Fanuc and iRobot will be like what Blackberry and Nokia were in 2007. What do I invest in based on this information?

[Anonymous No.52568625]

>>52568561
INSW and STNG chads stay winnin.

[Anonymous No.52568627]

>>52568561
hey buddy, I got some natural gas for you right here
*farts in your face*

[Anonymous No.52568635]

>>52568605
Stop being trannies and fags in public and we'll stop shooting you lmao

[Anonymous No.52568634]

Should I sell GUSH? I’m up 4% but i’m afraid its gonna tank again. I already missed the June top

[Anonymous No.52568645]

>>52568605

[Anonymous No.52568647]

>>52568618
Uhh probably invest in cyber security firms, maybe some that specialize in industrial security

[Anonymous No.52568654]

>>52568618
ironically blackberry is going to be big in robotics

[Anonymous No.52568656]

>>52568618
probably LG or Hyundai, they'll swoop in buy up tech and evolve, that's what apple computer did

[Anonymous No.52568657]

>>52568618
semiconductors

[Anonymous No.52568669]

>>52568657
>>52568647
Both solid long answers

[Anonymous No.52568670]

>>52568618
just robot takeover test run
>data assimilated

[Anonymous No.52568678]

>>52568657
>semiconductors
Lol. Lmao, even. Fuck off SOXL_shill.

[Anonymous No.52568680]

Lamo. TSLA is getting absolutely cucked because of his memes

[Anonymous No.52568687]

>>52568645
>>52568635
*shoots up the bar*
*shoots up the school*
*shoots up the workplace*
*shoots up the country music concert*

He’s a good boy. A good Republican boy. A man of Christ. He dindoonuthin.

[Anonymous No.52568705]

how do we profit off the liberal delusion that they would win a civil war?

[Anonymous No.52568707]

>>52568678
For me it’s the fact that people are still buying NVDA at this valuation lol. It needs to drop to 70-75 before it’s reasonably valued imo.

[Anonymous No.52568718]

>>52567830
>>52567867
>>52568075
>fomc minutes
>the market rallies into december
The market hasn't dumped to rally you fucking kings among men, you geniuses among geniuses. How the fuck can it 'rally' from a crab in a straight line for 2 weeks going into a day when it usually dumps into next week when powell speaks? What the fuck am I even reading here, this thread becomes a pure concentration of stupid fucking bullshit during weekdays it's unbeliefable.

[Anonymous No.52568723]

Thoughts on today's performance so far?

[Anonymous No.52568724]

>>52568216
She’ll quit her job and the court will see her great need for your earnings. After those years of working hard for the money, it’s time for her to retire. Short marriage, long divorce.

[Anonymous No.52568728]

>>52568705
let them shoot first

[Anonymous No.52568735]

>>52568279
(they ) try to ignite an other bullrun in low vol week..
pathetic so far

[Anonymous No.52568736]

>>52568687
>the
Dumb ESL yuropoor.

[Anonymous No.52568746]

>>52568724
Do you really think a woman would quit her well-paying STEM job just so she can become financially dependent on her EX HUSBAND??

[Anonymous No.52568747]

>>52568605
SSRIs cause mass shootings. Sane people don't do it. Every. SINGLE. WHITE. MASS. SHOOTER. WAS. ON. MEDS. OR. RECENTLY. STOPPED. TAKING. THEM.

STOP. ALTERING. NEUROTRANSMITTER. LEVELS.

[Anonymous No.52568748]

>>52568718
"Never short a boring market," you retarded faggot who has probably been trading for all of 5 and half weeks.

[Anonymous No.52568749]

Euro market closed at 3 month high today.
Oil & Gas stonks up 4.7%

[Anonymous No.52568757]

(((they))) sold options that (you) bought hence the eternal crab

[Anonymous No.52568758]

>>52568718
That was a little mean. Next time you address my friends, watch your tone.

[Anonymous No.52568762]

>>52568635
Is this one of the dudes who got shot?

>oh bro I wish I had learned to be a dj check out my nudes I love my mom (but not enough to give her grandkids)

What a fag.

[Anonymous No.52568764]

>>52568723
Take profits Lil nigga. The dump is coming

[Anonymous No.52568765]

>>52568618
they've been quite advanced for awhile now
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXJKdh1KZ0w

[Anonymous No.52568766]

How do we profit off the rightoid delusion that there will be a civil war?

Scalp guns and ammo?

[Anonymous No.52568779]

>>52568748
>market green for one, low volume, day
>"IT'S GOING BACK TO ATHS"
>"EVERYONE ELSE IS ZOOMERS IF THEY DISAGREE"
Kill yourself permabull.

[Anonymous No.52568783]

Thanks WSJ I got in on that tasty oil dip you provided

[Anonymous No.52568790]

>>52568735
Time decay is going to eat me alive though.
TSLA is being way more resistant than I thought and I may have to offload purely due to expiration.

[Anonymous No.52568796]

>>52568764
I made the money from puts 20 mins ago

[Anonymous No.52568800]

>>52568723
pretty good, but I've got a couple dollars on ya at the moment

[Anonymous No.52568802]

Oil.

[Anonymous No.52568804]

>>52568747
No, you guys are just gullible dipshits who are getting brainwashed by right wing domestic terrorist dogma. The same kind of dipshits who go on mass shootings to kill the Homos and blacks at grocery stores are the same types gullible enough to go storm the Capitol (Jan 6th).

You guys are just gullible morons and I’m happy to sell more DWAC call spreads to you.

[Anonymous No.52568812]

>>52568766
bk2rdt

[Anonymous No.52568820]

>>52568790
so tense today... just look at the chart... lmao

[Anonymous No.52568826]

>>52568800
Well done fren, I always withdraw out my gains for the day so that I dont go overboard the next time

[Anonymous No.52568830]

>>52568804
Fuck off DWAC tranny.

[Anonymous No.52568839]

bought back some XOM puts

[Anonymous No.52568847]

>>52568826
I respect it, I did that for some big gains a few weeks back but left a couple grand to keep making moves with
if I get a good gain day then I usually take out half of or 3/4 of what I made, and leave the rest to keep investing with

[Anonymous No.52568850]

>>52568830
I am the one who sells calls to the DWAC tranny/Pokemon tard

[Anonymous No.52568855]

>>52568766
Bill Gates said on video that the 2024 election will be hung and that there may be a civil war. You don't trust Bill Gates now all of the sudden, wtf?

[Anonymous No.52568862]

dxy is literally a piece of shit

[Anonymous No.52568872]

>>52568779
I didn't say we're going back to all time highs; I said your hypothesis is stupid according to the conventional wisdom.
And I didn't say you're a zoomer, I said you're a retarded faggot who has probably been trading for five and half weeks.

[Anonymous No.52568873]

UPRO calls or what the fuck do I buy?

[Anonymous No.52568874]

>>52568746
Yes, I’ve seen women with in-demand careers do exactly that.

[Anonymous No.52568875]

>>52568850
No one here believes your LARP. It’s too aggressive.

[Anonymous No.52568877]

>>52568766
Sell your oil. Now. This is how we profit off chud liquidity. I am taking INSW and STNG profits. Need to close out my remaining shares on STNG in a second actually

[Anonymous No.52568888]

inverse chuds is one of my most successful algorithms so far

[Anonymous No.52568890]

What does /smg/ think about buying TSLA calls? Its been falling all month, time for a bounce?

[Anonymous No.52568893]

>>52568875
I'm not LARPing I just genuinely think there are a few budding domestic terrorists in this general because /smg/ is full of poltard transplants

[Anonymous No.52568903]

two weeks until the black swan

[Anonymous No.52568910]

anyone know where I can buy vapes wholesale?

[Anonymous No.52568912]

>>52568893
Only can only hope.

[Anonymous No.52568913]

>>52568888
Quads of truth don't lie. It's one of my favorite strategies as well

[Anonymous No.52568915]

>>52568862

[Anonymous No.52568919]

>>52568912
Anon, you mean in minecraft, right? You don't actually hope that /smg/ is full of white guys who are planning mass shootings/terrorism?

[Anonymous No.52568921]

>>52568893
Dude I don't even vote but I totally hate jews and think democrats deserve the gas chamber. You are the one that won't shut the fuck up with the lefty glow nigger propaganda

[Anonymous No.52568927]

>>52568804
>Every. SINGLE. WHITE. MASS. SHOOTER. WAS. ON. MEDS. OR. RECENTLY. STOPPED. TAKING. THEM.
This is a fact. Psychiatric meds prescribed for nonexistent disorders like depression (not a disorder, a rational reaction), anxiety, autism, etc, cause mass shootings. Stop fucking with your serotonin levels.

America is not the only country with political division or guns and yet is the only country with a mass shooting epidemic. Where are all the czech mass murders? They aren't all providing pharma's payroll so there aren't any,

[Anonymous No.52568929]

sup wit dat 3 month treasury dawg?

[Anonymous No.52568946]

>>52568919
Some of the people on here are young men who are impressionable and buy into these obvious jokes/memes. I'm so glad I didn't spend my teens/20s on 4chan.

[Anonymous No.52568947]

If I get banned for racism, this faggot nigger that won't shut up about politics should get banned as well.

[Anonymous No.52568950]

>>52568762
>dudes
HWNBAM

[Anonymous No.52568960]

>>52567841

[Anonymous No.52568968]

>>52568950
i wish the government would ban tik tok already. it's such a cancer. the world doesn't give two shits about roasties telling their whore story on the internet

[Anonymous No.52568972]

>>52568919
You must live in commiefornia. Kys. Literally nothing valuable comes out of there.

[Anonymous No.52568980]

>>52568893
Ok, we’ll, if you’re serious, why do you think hen-pecking is going to change anyone’s mind?

[Anonymous No.52568981]

>>52568893
The moment you dont 100% go along with whatever the next current thing is, you will be labeled a domestic terrorist too. You don't see it yet, but you are next. Marxists and communists always eat their own eventually

[Anonymous No.52568982]

>>52568968
It was Trump's biggest failure imo. Just like closing the border when Rona first started, everyone gave him shit but it was the right call. Banning TikTok should have been done a long time ago

[Anonymous No.52568984]

>>52568921
>>52568927
>>52568946
*shoots up the local gay bar and his white family blames it on the Jews and Democrats*
>>52568946
It is more than just 4chan imo, straight up domestic terrorism has been normalized in mainstream.

[Anonymous No.52568989]

Oh look, stocks just keep going up, at least until they stop

[Anonymous No.52568996]

>>52568972
Upside is he can nut into anyone with no worries and he removed his genes from the pool

[Anonymous No.52568999]

>>52568950
how do women learn to level up theyre style like that. some of them get better and better at style but how does a guy pull that off without makeup?

[Anonymous No.52569002]

>>52568919
I'm not down for a mass shooting unless I'm recruited into the national military or police force to exterminate kiddy fuckers and animal rapists desu. Every other man has someone they hate for an actual reason but won't do anything about without group support. It's why men join the military and become cops just to be the biggest dickhead cop ever. This underlying desire for justice gets fucked up by meds that ruin how your brain processes emotions and becomes a purposeless act of violence

If you never put men on these meds they become soldiers and cops.

[Anonymous No.52569005]

I caught the knife. I did it guys I saved Europe from freezing.

[Anonymous No.52569007]

Just woke up,Why is market green?

[Anonymous No.52569008]

>>52568980
He's farming for (you)'s and trying to derail the general.

[Anonymous No.52569014]

Smart money is buying this market like tomorrow The Fed is going to do restart QE infinity.

[Anonymous No.52569016]

>>52568972
Hey Kyle, I realize that living in flyover country means you have a GDP per capita of $200, but California contributes tax revenues more than any other state. Meaning, when your retarded cousins in West Virginia are choking on their own vomit from Oxycontin overdose, Californian tax dollars are paying to revive them.

Hope this explains how much shithole flyover states are dragged down by actual economies like California.

[Anonymous No.52569018]

>>52569007
why shouldnt it?

[Anonymous No.52569020]

>>52568984
I take it back. You're a troll. No one cares about faggots but trolls. You got me. Gr8 b8 m8.

[Anonymous No.52569022]

>>52568984
Why shoot up the gay bar when without SSRIs your brain functions properly and you can reason far enough to figure
>If I want to kill bad people, I can just join the military and pray russia steps over the line

[Anonymous No.52569044]

>>52568984
The word gay was never in that bill. Almost anyone who actually read it agreed with it, even leftists. The bill was very short, even you could get through it 3 minutes. All it said was no teaching sexualizrd content to 3rd graders and below. Doesn't matter if it's gay, straight, beastiality, bondage, or whatever you're into, it just said it's not appropriate for kindergartners through 3rd grade.

[Anonymous No.52569046]

>>52568075
>low CPI
7.7 print
bombs in iraq
Hurricane in Florida

cash is being demanded and theres not a drop to drink

[Anonymous No.52569049]

>>52569007
This market is pure fucking clown world
I'm about ready to fucking off eveything and join cashgang, I need some hardcore copium...

[Anonymous No.52569059]

Which publicly traded companies benefit the most from government handouts besides defense companies?

[Anonymous No.52569062]

Apple > 150 time to short again,
but next week low volume fuckery

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52569066]

>>52568984
If we were like Qatar and didn't have Jews or Faggots all of this could have been avoided.

[Anonymous No.52569068]

>>52568981
I had a 7 year relationship end in part because I thought covid was retarded and didn't want to take 4 experimental mrna gene therapy shots for a 99.99% non lethal coof and that I was wrong for the government to threaten peoples right to work

I don't care what normies think. I'll keep doing my own thing while they upload Ukrainian flags on Facebook or whatever

[Anonymous No.52569076]

>>52569049
I’m cashgang right now and it feels like the only sage bet as long as the Fed sticks to their word about inflation. Somehow I think we’re all about to get heemed no matter what we’re invested in and which side of the market we’re on.

[Anonymous No.52569078]

>>52569059
This should be illegal, what the fuck

[Anonymous No.52569080]

>>52569002
I think you are just grasping for excuses to deflect any responsibility that White culture/ conservative doctrine in America has. It's very sad seeing how Blacks and Whites in America both simply do not take responsibility for the violence their respective cultures yield.

It is not okay to give your white kid an AR-15 while brainwashing them about the homos and non-whites. This is basically a culture of domestic terrorism.

[Anonymous No.52569082]

>>52569016
Tldr lmao

Stop being a fag and your bars will stop being shot up

[Anonymous No.52569084]

>FUDded GME at 4 dollars
>sold naked AMC calls before it ran up to 70
>long SAVA puts at 20
>got people to buy CRBP
>shills value trap stocks like funeral homes and insurance companies that do nothing
>bought real-estate at the absolute top
>wrong about the leveraged rotation strategy
>rejected by a 50+ year old woman
>got caught sucking toes
>now shitting up the thread about school shooters
Lol.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52569087]

>>52569059
TSLA

[Anonymous No.52569090]

>>52569005
Shouldn't you be shorting NBP or TTF instead of Henry Hub then?

[Anonymous No.52569093]

>>52569082
BTCPTC

[Anonymous No.52569095]

>>52569066
Muslims were right.

[Anonymous No.52569100]

>>52569068
And it turns out you were right all along

[Anonymous No.52569106]

>>52569090
Options on natty gas are spooky. I plan on selling KOLD covered calls

[Anonymous No.52569107]

the moment i sell half my puts in boeing it tanks
Fake and gay

[Anonymous No.52569110]

>>52569059
Intel gets loads of gov money iirc

[Anonymous No.52569114]

>>52569078
They probably get like $1000/mo in food stamps

[Anonymous No.52569115]

>>52569080
Every single white mass shooter was on meds or had recently stopped taking them

There are places all over the world with guns, white people, and bigotry and no mass shootings. Because sane people with natural neurochemical balances direct their hatred better due to having proper emotional weighting. The lack of which is what is meant to "treat depression" (you stop weighting the bad things dragging you down, rationally).

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52569123]

>>52569095
You know he wouldn't even have had a bar to shoot up either...

[Anonymous No.52569131]

>>52569084
But the hidden tigers. The quiet forest.

[Anonymous No.52569134]

>>52569082
I imagine the kind of white guys who save Webms like this on their computer get violently upset whenever they see a white woman dating any other race. God forbid people like you have guns, because you are a mass shooter threat anywhere you go.

[Anonymous No.52569147]

I thought we would crab down if S&P hit 4980... ah well- i guess power hour it is.

[Anonymous No.52569148]

closed my COIN puts for profit today feels good

[Anonymous No.52569153]

>>52569082
>bought me a new car
>bailed me out
>some vague shit with her and money
how do retarded faggots like these two every have a dime to their name? I seriously don't get it.

[Anonymous No.52569154]

>business & finance

[Anonymous No.52569156]

>>52569087
he'll probably just roll that money into twitter and pocket it

https://www.cnbc.com/2022/11/14/spacex-just-bought-a-big-ad-campaign-on-twitter-for-starlink.html

[Anonymous No.52569158]

>>52569148
Imo COIN still has a long, long way to go. Respect for taking profits though.

[Anonymous No.52569157]

>>52569134
that's been debunked, sweetie.

[Anonymous No.52569166]

>>52569154
Snopes debunked this

[Anonymous No.52569170]

>>52569131
sirs

[Anonymous No.52569171]

>>52568199
>I have to give 50% of my unrealized gains to my wife as alimony. What do I do bros
imagine getting married, what do you get from marriage? you can literally buy a kid these days, surrogacy is already legal, i don't get it, why do guys get married? high end escorts cost as little as a nice steak dinner, lol... it can't be for company, women aren't capable of intelligent conversations, their brain power is devoted to intrigue and gossip, ours are primed for discussing interesting subjects like emerging technologies in areas like energy production or robotics, AI, Automation, the future of human work, what will the masses do when they are made redundant, useless even, what's the ultimate purpose of life once you present no value to society?

[Anonymous No.52569174]

Hey guys

[Anonymous No.52569183]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_XE41OaqpVU

Fauchi is talking live. Who else has their finger on vax plays? I'm ready to swing

[Anonymous No.52569187]

>>52569115
This is exactly what some white guy would say to defend his dumbass peers who bought into alt-right propaganda. You guys are not being poisoned by medication. You're just a bunch of right wing gullible dipshits who unfortunately have access to weapons.

A recipe for domestic terrorism.

[Anonymous No.52569188]

>>52569106
They don't call it the widow-maker trade for nothing

[Anonymous No.52569189]

>>52569134
So what you invested in, champ? FUNKOPOPS, BYND and bad dragon dildos? Let’s keep it on topic, k?

[Anonymous No.52569197]

>>52569134
If they aren't on SSRIs the shooting occurs where it is justified, in the service of the US army, or the local police department. Because if you aren't fucked up by meds, you weight your emotions properly and have more of a sense of self preservation and morality.

Why shoot up a black church? The US army has a solid track record of going up against brown people. And will tell you that russians are actually even worse. There's a correct place for every hate.

There's a reason more normal people will sometimes ask "why shoot a bunch of random people instead of at least making sure you only kill bad people if you're going to do that?" because their brains process emotion properly in the absence of any meds fucking with their serotonin levels.

[Anonymous No.52569201]

can we just get some major political event drop so the market will overreact and drop a shit ton?

[Anonymous No.52569204]

Imagine getting myocarditis because you wanted to go on vacation

[Anonymous No.52569212]

>>52569084
accurate

[Anonymous No.52569213]

>>52569154
>>business & finance
Debunked

[Anonymous No.52569214]

>>52569187
Every single white mass shooter was on meds or had recently stopped taking them

SSRIs prevent rational processing of emotions. SSRI withdrawl causes disordered processing of emotions. Eastern europe is full of bigoted white people and guns and yet they do not have mass shootings. Just soldiers and asshole cops.

[Anonymous No.52569227]

Need to make some $. What's the play? SOXL weeklies? UPRO?

[Anonymous No.52569235]

>>52569171
>what do you get from marriage?
A lot.

[Anonymous No.52569238]

>>52568890
well whats ur strategy?

[Anonymous No.52569240]

>>52569189
Since no one like talking about short selling (I am short mostly, like SHOP, CVNA, COIN, NVDA, DICE, SAVA, a few other names)......let's talk about my long names

Long: AAPL, GOOG (actively slurping these), a bunch of oil tankers like INSW and STNG, a bunch of nanocap pharmas like MIST, GRMN (yes garmin the GPS company i love the stock), BCC, SCI, a few other Graham disciple boomer names with a low WACC

>>52569214
>>52569197
Bro please stop schizo'ing out and seek some help. Put the guns away and stop getting brainwashed by Tucker Carlson

[Anonymous No.52569243]

>>52569214
Stop replying to him. I think he’s banned anyway.

[Anonymous No.52569246]

>>52569166
Snipe is hilarious comedy gold. Everytime they put a headline that says false, all you have to do is read below it and it proves the thing true. But then they look through 5 dictionarys to find a single word somewhere, that they can find some insignificant technicallity, and say SEE, ITS DEBUNKED CHUDS!

[Anonymous No.52569247]

>>52569134
Do you have anything to say about the content of that webm.

[Anonymous No.52569261]

New

>>52569259
>>52569259

[Anonymous No.52569268]

>>52569261
autistically early

[Anonymous No.52569271]

>>52569213
Lol she's so fucking defensive

[Anonymous No.52569274]

>>52569240
>Put the guns away
I already did. I'm going to FOMO into some stupid options gamble and if I lose everything I'm joining the military and dying that way. Hopefully I get to kill a few russians on my way out. Russia is full of kid fuckers and animal rapists anyways.

This is the attitude a "future mass shooter" has before SSRIs destroy the way the mind is meant to work. Take people off SSRIs and mass shooters are just hopeless soldiers.

[Anonymous No.52569289]

>>52569213
Where to even begin on this bar skank.... So offended on getting called out for whoring that she can't even understand the analogy.

[Anonymous No.52569299]

>>52569240
We’re nowhere near the bottom of tech. We might get a Santa rally but we’re going straight down before the end of September. Also, your strat doesn’t make sense because you’re failing to notice that tech as a whole pumps and dumps in unison except for the mixed-bag crabbing we’ve seen as of late due to no clear direction for the economy.

I won’t claim to understand this market, but unless you’re scalping I think you must be losing money.

[Anonymous No.52569304]

>>52569171
Why do you think they shill hedonistic faggotry so hard? There is nothing on earth as soulless as a faggot that can ramble about gossip and designer clothes for 60 years before they die from aids zonked out on benzos

[Anonymous No.52569305]

>>52569213
>women are not key
Yeah that's the point, fucking hole

[Anonymous No.52569307]

My shits fucked up

[Overseer of Clowns No.52569308]

>>52568927
>depression is nonexistent
dumb braindead tarded down dogwatered dogshit clowned shitposts like this is the real reason mass shootings happen.

[Anonymous No.52569312]

>>52569299
December*

[Anonymous No.52569323]

>>52568618
>that pic
tears (and I stand with the bears for the long term)

[Anonymous No.52569328]

>>52568996
Downside is he’s at increased risk for prostate cancer now and his hormones (most importantly dihydrotestosterone) are permanently changed

[Anonymous No.52569340]

>>52568890
Its ur call
for as big a stock as this is theres not a lot of liquidity in the option chain

[Anonymous No.52569370]

>>52567938
> trad jpn wife
> marries into your family
> can't handle living anywhere else except Japan
> divorce

[Anonymous No.52569369]

>>52569340
every leg higher is a opporttunity to short.

[Oversneeder of Chucks No.52569391]

Chuds simply are ngmi.
Fuck jannies.

[Anonymous No.52569394]

Someone will bake for literally 0 dollars anons.
Why are they doing it ?

[Anonymous No.52569424]

>>52569308
Depression is not a disorder. It's a rational reaction to the real bleakness of life. The bleakness can be caused by another disorder, and usually one that can't be treated, only coped with by accepting it. Meds can not treat it. Meds just fuck up your emotional weighting to make it easier to beleive lies for a little while, and if you get off them immediately it totally destroys your capacity for rational emotional processing and you believe lies you never thought you would tell yourself.

Shrinks deny your own human nature because their goal is for you to be a happy slave and fit into a box. It's okay working a lot if I can still hang out with my bros at the bar! That is fine, that's what happy people do, and I should try and do that! It's what you are meant to be like! Keep taking the SSRIs. They make it hard to doubt things.

[Overseer of Clowns No.52569530]

>>52569424
TL;DR
Stop typing scumfuck
I have already lost one brain cell reading your boomer tarded shit.
And you're lucky people don't lose money reading your braindead shit.
You fucking dumbfucks think mental illness is a joke? Just wait until you or someone you fucking love takes the asphalt temperature challenge to these scumfucked blendered brain clowns.
Keep typing though. I always love reading monkey's typed dumb shit like they think they're qualified to clickety clack on their greasy ass keyboards.
Go ahead and stand at a podium and tout your clownered nonsense and see how many people rally to your defense.
I gurantee people like you are the reason for most of the fuckery going on in this world and it's the reason wars and division happens fuckwit.

[Anonymous No.52570192]

>>52569370
Sad, many such cases.

>t. Millionaire and former tech lead for Facebook, Google, and Amazon.

[Anonymous No.52571048]

>>52568999
I do not agree with your assertion. She looked better in the first picture, def in the second.