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52560364 No.52560364 [Reply] [Original]

>anon, you really shouldn't have invested in cryptocurrency. My dad works on Wallstreet and he says the only sure bet to getting rich is through index funds. Are you going to eat your fries by the way?
what's the correct rebuttal here

>> No.52560389

>>52560364
Yes I'm going to eat my flied ryce. CHING CHONG PING PONG

>> No.52560412

>>52560364
wtf you look exactly like my sister this date is OVER dont ever call me again
*angrily launches arm and sweeps fries off the table and all over her*

>> No.52560424

>>52560412
I will impregnate ur sister

>> No.52560426

>>52560364
Is your dad hiring?

>> No.52560432

>>52560364
"If I kill your father, do I become him?"
*smack the drink out of her hand, eat a single fry, finish my Nesquik and then cartwheel away with a visible erection*

>> No.52560469

>>52560364
Your dad is a wise man and that's why I also own some, but he should read Taleb. You gotta make a few risky moves if you want to get big returns.

>> No.52560480

>>52560364
fuck your dad and his tribe. i'm YOLOing on BTC and alts.

>> No.52560484

Gold does a better risk adjusted, net of fees/taxes of being an investment... and it does nothing.
lol we are fucked

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52560497

>>52560364
>why, if it weren’t for my link bag I would have never met you then babe. Finish your drink and let’s go shop for the the Marc Jacobs bag you were asking.

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52560504

Yes, I'm going to eat my fries. I can feed you my cock if you're still hungry though.

>> No.52560513

>>52560364
you can have some but not all. i want to eat at least some of them m

>problem solved

>> No.52560526

>>52560504
nice jim ludtke sonic btw

>> No.52560542

>>52560364
Yeah great story about your dad, I'm sure he's real proud of you. Just keep chugging down those Caribbean rum's OK sweetheart?
And how about you start calling me daddy from now on instead.

>> No.52560643

>>52560364
Owning Bitcoin and Ethereum is essentially an index fund for crypto as a whole.

>> No.52560777

>>52560364
Haha I worked on wall street too, I think I met him a few times. We used to joke about how he was so stuck in his ways. Index funds are reddit-tier finance. The new game is crypto, and if we don't adapt, we'll be left behind like your dad

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52560900

>>52560364
> you can take off your disguise now ben, i know you are that faggot from pwl capitol

>> No.52561053

>>52560364
wh-whu-wha ENJOY BEING POOR!

>> No.52561078

>>52560364
Unironically true. If youre posting here you haven't made it and buying a pajeet scam digital jellybean ain't changing that

>> No.52561101

>>52560364
Rape
impregnate
Black babies
No responsibility

>> No.52561120

>>52560412
That's something I have wondered about...I am a white man with yellow fever, therefore my sex partners don't look anything like me. But if you're a white Chad who likes white girls, dont your partners look like your sister or mother? How do you get it up for them? That's just weird

>> No.52561137

>>52560364
You don't get rich through index funds. You retire and live comfortably on them. Being rich requires, among other things, luck.

>> No.52561167
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52561167

>>52560364
I'm a degenerate gambler who has been overconsuming entertainment and waste information for the better part of my life. Throwing my money into the dumpster fire is one of the few things that bring me pleasure, especially if this bullshit roulette pays off (it hasn't yet). What are my chances to get laid now?

>> No.52561217

>>52561167
23%

>> No.52561239

>>52560364
I'll let you have a fry if you promise to shave your forearms.

>> No.52561293

>>52561239
I hate how women think it's acceptable to have arm hair
It's disgusting, you look like a gorilla

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52561386

>>52561217
Sounds like more than enough, I'm in. Fuck those fries by the way, I shouldn't be eating that garbage anyway

>> No.52561400

>>52560432
Hahahah super epic man trololil bantz.com

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52561577

> me in the back

>> No.52561620

>>52561167
people make a living playing blackjack sitting in a smokey casino and spending half their money on korean prostitutes. you're not a "degenerate gambler" you're just a fucking retard

>> No.52561780

>>52560364
"Huh, that's cool or whatever... so like I was saying about the jews..."

>> No.52561810

>>52560364
>My dad works on Wallstreet and he says the only sure bet to getting rich is through index funds
Should have said hard work or something

>> No.52561985

>>52560364
No you can have the fries. here's some motherfucking homemade mayonaise you coalburning whore *jerks off frantically and cooms on fries* *laughs girlishly and takes off*

>> No.52562189

"I haven't bought crypto since 2017. I'm not selling what I have, because I don't want to get taxed on the gain.

Also, just because your dad works on wall street doesn't mean he knows what he's talking about. He probably works back-office as an M&A "handshake boomer" that hasn't ran numbers or done anything mentally stimulating other than having steak with clients since the early 1990s.

And don't listen to boomers in general, they don't want the best for you, and they grew up in easymode times. They lived in the best bull market, where literally anyone could become a millionaire by buying household name shit like coca cola and walmart and just holding onto it. I know boomers are stupid because people over 50 aren't all rich now. If they just bought a few grand worth of any tech stock, they'd all be loaded. Sad!

Index funds belong in your 401(k), so when you're an old fuck, you'll have some money. That's all they're good for. People should be actively investing in other things, and actually learning something. If you want to make money, you certainly are not getting into index funds, or even worse, bond funds. People who buy bond funds are retarded monkeys. You know that "hold your age in bonds" adage? Yeah, unless those are actual bonds, held to maturity, enjoy losing all your money. Balance your risk-rewards properly. If you're young, live a little, buy something risky, you might hit it big. You won't be popping the fucking champagne bottles with your vanguard etf faggotry"

>> No.52562215
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52562215

>>52561120
it's weird if you don't want to fuck your mother, anon

>> No.52562490

>>52561620
Kek, I am also playing blackjack in a smoky casino with waitresses who are way under qualified to wear the provided uniforms

>> No.52562727

>>52560364
Crypto is, simply, decentralized, verifiable digital goods.
Our future is increasingly taking place in disparate digital spaces.
Capitalism isn't going anywhere. There will always be competing spaces. Crypto is needed for these spaces to exchange value, as traditional currency is needed for physical spaces to exchange value.
The tech has already been invented. It's crypto. There is a 0% chance our future doesn't include it. Smart smart money is accumulating (while shaking everyone else down along the way with as much PnD as possible.)

>> No.52563707

>>52561120
Interestingly enough, I'm white, with jet black hair and hazel eyes. The girls who are obsessed with me are always girls with jet black hair, pale and hazel/greened eyes. It sort of bothers me that they always look kind of like my mother.

>> No.52563790

>>52560513
>you can have some but not all. i want to eat at least some of them m

>ngmi

You were going strong with the first part, but then fucked up by saying you WANT to AT LEAST eat SOME of them.

You don't WANT something, you DO it. And you don't SETTLE for "SOME". Also never use "at least", it's passive aggressive pushover language

>> No.52564697

>>52560364
>what's the correct rebuttal here
f-fart in my face

>> No.52565390

>>52560364
''Your dad's a dirty kike and the inevitable bitcoin revolution will be like a second holocaust''

>> No.52565402

>>52560364
Your dad sucks corporate cock. Index this dick in your ass once I'm done with my fries.

>> No.52565429

>>52565390
2 more weeks goybros
trust the plan

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52566102

>>52560364
Exactly why your dad was diagnosed of schizophrenia. To hell with that advice.

Crypto is future and we are never gonna leave BTC ETH ALBT and DOGE for poorfags like you.

>> No.52566138 [DELETED] 

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>> No.52566694

>>52560364
>what's the correct rebuttal here
Touch them and I will cut your fucking hand.

>> No.52566711

>>52560412
Faggot

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52566758

>>52560469
You sound great anon, crypto is crazy yes but hot my dick so horny as GSD which wants to reinstate the gold standard in the monetary system.

>> No.52566783

Your dad ain't shit. matic is literally the fucking future.

>> No.52566791

>>52560364
i hate women

>> No.52566792

>>52561120
A lot look like my cousins and that's hot

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52567067

>>52566102
Denm this feg just turn me on, go tell you dad to get his ass spank with utk NFTs GSD and ETH and dont be a sleepy dick,

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52567135

>>52566783
Shut the fuck off you gonna get rekt GSD is limited to 33,000 tokens which protects it investors against dilution.go and get some real pussy gains.

>> No.52567199

>>52560364

let her believe you lost it all, and never fuck up and tell your bitch your investments ever again.

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52567358

>Anon, didn't you say you were going to get a house with all the bitcoin money you made? Where is it? I knew that stuff was a scam. You shouldn't have trusted something that sounds too good to be true

>> No.52567405

>brown eyes

"Whatever, at least now i can say i tried it." (She is not white, her opinion doesn't matter)

>> No.52567499

>>52560480
Your dad need some white pussy to get me some sense he's so retard he should get his ass spank with GSD and stop posting some shitty quote.

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>>52560364
You dad is a swine he's gonna die poor trading some shit, GSD got the future, as
unlike fiat created by the government instead, gold bullion will always preserve its buying power.

>> No.52567922

>>52560364
Lady, get the fuck off my table or I call the police. Also, waiter, there is a schizo beggar woman harassing me, please, call security

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52568924

>>52567358
All the money is in USDC now waiting for the customized yatch filled with ALBT and ETH Logo. Gtf outta here and stop seeking for other people's port.

>> No.52570091

>>52560364
sigh... time to goon i guess *unzips dick*

>> No.52570211

"My money is not your concern, and you're too sexy to worry about such things" *grabs her ass*

>> No.52570266

She doesn't know what an index fund is. Would never happen.

>> No.52570557

>>52561120
You think all Asians look alike? Why would this be different for other races?

>> No.52570585

>>52560364
>So we hooking up later or not?

>> No.52570763

>>52561577
>What the hell is hamburguesas?

>> No.52571965

>>52561120
is this they new racemixxing psyop? the why would white people fuck white people since they all look white ?

>> No.52572002

>>52560364
>Ignore her

>> No.52572094

>>52560389
fpbp

>> No.52572131

>>52560900
Ben Felix is ultra based, no one likes him on this board because he provides actually useful advice

>> No.52572175

>>52560364
Someone gets to creampie that heavenly pussy daily, someone gets to spit in her mouth, someone gets to eat her ass and cum down her throat as she gags and you call her a whore.

>> No.52573322

>>52560364
Nothing I've ever achieved I did because I listened to other's advice

>> No.52573350

>>52573322
what did you achieve?