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52559081 No.52559081 [Reply] [Original]

Dinner, I don't have any money but I can't lie to them.
Give me some quick ways to make 400 dollars by Wednesday.

>> No.52559139

>>52559081
Where do you live? Maybe we can work something out ;?

>> No.52559140

kneepads

>> No.52559147

>>52559139
Indiana.
I'm not whoring myself bro plus my asshole isn't nice trust me.

>> No.52559148

>>52559081
why would you have a family if you cant feed them

>> No.52559168

>>52559148
They are my family not wife or kids I'm the youngest but I had money and lost it all and lost my job and haven't told anyone yet.

>> No.52559177

>>52559081
Its called getting a credit card

>> No.52559180

>>52559081
me on the left

>> No.52559195

>>52559081
Buy short dated puts on TSLA and day trade them

>> No.52559196

>>52559081
the romans would at least let you sell your family into slavery to keep them fed

>> No.52559205

>>52559177
this

>> No.52559265

>>52559177
>>52559205
I don't take debt so I never built my credit up used cash for transactions only or what I had saved, and since I have no job my 540 credit doesn't qualify for absolutely anything I've already tried that avenue.

>> No.52559310

>>52559081
How much do you have to cook with at this moment? You don’t have to go the full Thanksgiving spread. Some things are cheaper than others. The most expensive will be the meat, but there is often a deal on ham at places like Aldis. Get some canned veggies like corn for the side, a box of stuffing is about a dollar, and a baked sweet potato isn’t too bad (and tastes better than the canned yams imo). Splurge a bit with butter instead of margarine unless you really can’t, a bit of butter and cinnamon makes them dessert-like once you peel them after cooking. You can do it under $100, I am sure.

>> No.52559321

>>52559265
nver began

>> No.52559604

>>52559081
Pawn some shit, that's about as quick as it's gonna get, bro. Really need to get your act together.

>> No.52559628

>>52559147
>indiana
nice. Carmel?
how's the mouth?