/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.52558658]

>WORK FROM HOME

[Anonymous No.52558688]

>yeah i just prefer living in a more rural place away from the big city

[Anonymous No.52558772]

>>52558658
middle guy has some of the best teeth ive ever seen. mirin the size of those canines

[Anonymous No.52558784]

>>52558658
like omgee is that what I look like? as I rake in 6figs from my house by the ocean in the whitest rural state, spending all of my time with my stay at home wife and multiple children?
>how will I ever recover?

[Anonymous No.52558815]

>>52558772
gay takeaway but I like your attitude.

[Anonymous No.52558857]

>Fellow wfhsisters... I'm raking in 6figs from my basement goonstation...
>Did I mention that it's also in a hillbilly shithole state?
>Me and my inflatable wife are just laughing at you officecels...

[Anonymous No.52558892]

>>52558658
>COWORKING SPACE
>TEAM BUILDING
>OFFICE CULTURE
>AFTERWORK
>FRIDAY FREE CRAFTBEERS

[Anonymous No.52558911]

>>52558658
locked

>>52558892
keyed

[Anonymous No.52558955]

>VEGAN MICROBREWS IN THE HOME OFFICE
>PYJAMA ZOOM MEETINGS
>PAYING FOR UTILITIES ALL DAY
>SHUT OUT OF NETWORKING OPPORTUNITIES

[Anonymous No.52559011]

>>52558658
>Due to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic (Covid-19), we must continue to remain vigilant in our efforts to protect the health and safety of our workforce.
>To this end, we are now requiring that all employees must receive a bivalent Covid-19 vaccination (omicron variant-specific) and submit proof to HR by December 31st.
>This requirement includes all remote (“work from home”) employees.
What do, work from home fags?

[Anonymous No.52559057]

>>52558658
Middle guy has good taste in shirts

[Anonymous No.52559095]

>>52558955

beer is already vegan chud

[Anonymous No.52559146]

>>52558772
>>52558658

The guy on the right is the true loser. The other two are leaning into their funkopop-rich lives, while this lost soul with the narrowest cranium is completely dead inside.

[Anonymous No.52559499]

>>52559011
work for home

[Anonymous No.52559563]

>>52558658
Acrimony.

[Anonymous No.52560269]

>alarm goes off at 8:59am
>reach for my work phone without opening my eyes
>unlock the phone and open Microsoft Teams
>lift a single eyelid 1.5mm and check that my status is now Online
>alarm goes off again at 9:55am
>begrudgingly get up, comb my hair and put on a shirt
>still naked below the waist
>Teams meeting standup at 10:00am
>Melissa connects, start stroking cock while talking dirty to her (mics muted)
>eventually it's my turn, throw some buzzwords my bosses way
>if he asks any questions, say nothing words but with confidence
>meeting ends, pack a cone and ghost it, if I haven't already cum I'll finish now to some jav
>open OSRS and start afking nmz or something
>have a shower and uber eats some breakfast
>eat it in bed while watching a movie, just finished that new WW1 movie was pretty gud
>so lazy I cant even finish writing the rest of this greentext, eventually coma out from too many cones

[Anonymous No.52561323]

>>52560269
This is me. I'm going to get fired soon, I know it.

[Anonymous No.52562055]

>>52558658
I'm getting fat because of this shit
I spent so much time like this that I bought nfts out of boredom, zoodao helps me get some extra money out of them, but I want to quit

I mean the pay is decent, but I also don't want to try my luck looking for a job

[Anonymous No.52562100]

>>52559146
>tfw narrow cranium

it was over before it began

[Anonymous No.52562542]

Jelly office naggers. Sux to be you