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Anonymous Mon Nov 21 22:26:56 2022 No.52555666 [Reply] [Original]

>Chad makes eye contact with a girl
>Girl: Oh... Is there something in my hair? When will he talk to me? Thank God I wore a tampon!

>You make eye contact
>Girl:*Gets whiplash by looking away so quickly* Oh my Gawd, what a creeep! Are those his... his... sex eyes?!!!! That's it, I'm not coming here alone again!

>Chad asks out a girl
>Girl: Why do I feel so tingly down there! Oh my Gawd, I need to buy a new dress! Why did I rush my make up this morning!

>Chad asks a girl for directions
>Girl: Yeah, it's down there. The garden is so nice and the coffee they serve is the best in the city. Are you here for the day? I've always wanted to go there and...

>After literal years of browsing redpill content, being blackpilled, wasting your youth, getting fit, reading about how to talk to women, you finally talk to one, giving her a friendly greeting and asking how she is
>You: Hi, are you from around here?
>Girl pauses for a split second and then realised you're trying to flirt with her. She screams like a wild banshee, as if she's learnt her family has died in a car accident. Bystanders start to surround both of you. You're bundled over and in a jail cell. After months, you go to court and the girl gives testimony in the court room, live but anonymously behind a screen so she can't come in to contact with her abuser (you). Before the cross examination, the judge orders everyone out of the court room except you and the cameraman (this just happens to be one of the first criminal cases to be televised in the UK)
>Judge: I have dismissed the jury after having directed them to give a guilty verdict. In all of my decades of legal work, I have never come in to contact with a more remorseless serial abuser than yourself. I hereby sentence you to the harshest punishment for this crime. A fully internet archived copy of the incident will be kept on Encyclopedia Dramatica and you will be known as the "loser beta male dot gif" meme forever after.

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