Tell me your most schitzo market conspiracy theories

[Anonymous No.52549212]

>(((They))) knew for a long time how fucked ftx was
>(((They))) waited to execute a planned attack, when they needed to.
>(((They))) needed investors to focus solely on boomer market, and decided to pull the trigger when they began pumping stocks

[Anonymous No.52549251]

>>52549212
I don’t think stock market investing is real. I think it’s all fake. The market caps are completely fictional and not based on anything real. I think it’s all just numbers on a screen that is being manipulated for ulterior motives.

[Anonymous No.52549398]

You should win an award for finding out the secret to what is going on. BTC has been correlated with the stock market until last week.

[Anonymous No.52549457]

>>52549251
woah there guy, cool it

[Anonymous No.52549475]

Haha, you're wasting your cash on the trash and then cry on 4ch on every topic. Be smarter, kids, check Bspin

> Strong casino with a BTC as the playing currency
> Coming giveaway with $15K Prize Pool.
> Transparency and Provably Fair

[Anonymous No.52550674]

>>52549212
that's not schizo, that's just what happened

[Anonymous No.52550727]

cz knew about ftx long before it fell apart, and only said anything because articles came out the same day highlighting how binance was used to funnel cash into iranian war lords

[Anonymous No.52550742]

>>52549212
sbf visited congress to encourage regulation.
then the house of cards hits his casino, now congress thinks "oh he was right"
he's in the bahamas with 1b cash from the CIA right now.

[Anonymous No.52550758]

>>52549212
Bitcoin will win this war and kill the banks in 2033. Exactly 100 years after the fiat dollar was created. It was planned from the start. And it doesn't end there.

[Anonymous No.52550774]

This a business and finance board. Not an antisemitic hate board. Back to pol with you wignats

[Anonymous No.52550809]

>>52550727
This board of literal retards has been talking about FTX doing fractional reserve for years. Everyone knew. It was a planned blow up.

[Anonymous No.52551003]

What do you mean, knew about?
They planned it
FTX was a total fake farce, to get jews into crypto and control it
Now they've nuked their own creation, creating the problem
They will provide the solution now too, which is "justified" regulation

[Anonymous No.52551088]

>>52550758
so what's the conclusion of your pic, lots of associations, lots of implications, conspiracy-related stuff, some seems true, some seems simply similar and that is, but let's assume it's all "connected"....what's the point and conclusion? There never is one..."they are controlling things"...and? good for you, you get a cookie for realizing it, then what? "buy bitcoin", wow profound...anything else? unless all those dots connect to (practical) praxis, then they are detrimental to our mental health

[Anonymous No.52551096]

>>52550727
Haha based CZ I didn't put that together until now

He won, he has the best exchange.

[Anonymous No.52551225]

>>52549398
FUCK MEG EGLY BITCH

[Anonymous No.52551241]

Maybe crypto is just an obvious scam and is collapsing

[Anonymous No.52551292]

>>52551088
Dude chill, it's just a schizo image on a schizo thread...But i guess if you really want to know, you should start with the secret teachings of all ages by manly p. hall, and the secret doctrine by helena petrovna blavatsky. The later author is kinda retarded, but her books will tell you about the belief system of the illuminati. The insider books are meant to be hard to read, and are largely in cypher, to scare off normies. So good luck.
>they got the moon name wrong. It's Minas, not Minad. And Iapetus looks more like a death star fwiw

[Anonymous No.52551327]

>>52549212
>half of 'whales' are secret service off the book wallets for the sole purpose of undermining crypto and gently easing the general populace out of crypto before bringing down the hammer.

[Anonymous No.52551336]

>>52549251
based and redpilled

[Anonymous No.52551364]

Ronald Reagan had a slave. A literal slave. He had a daughter with this slave-girl. This was actually covered in the media, but this was pre-internet, so it sort of died out. It was covered in the national Enquirer and similar questionable media. The child grew up as a CIA asset and became this man:
https://youtu.be/1vAqaUwLg7g

In the Theo Von interview he slips up and calls his dad "Ron."

[Anonymous No.52551370]

>>52550674
In your imagination, maybe. Not in reality.

[Anonymous No.52551373]

>>52549251
Pretty much true. Given the way the Fed prints money at will and controls financial policy at will. They directly tell anyone in finance when they are allowed to be rich
>OC

[Anonymous No.52551380]

>>52549212
The entire mission purpose of ftx was to fund dems and suppress link for institutions to buy. They want to control the truth network, the god protocol.

[Anonymous No.52551399]

you dont need internet to operate bitcoin lol read the whitepaper you fucking retard holy fuck did you even know you can send btc transactions ysing HAM radio? no you didnt, fucking retard

Boomers will rule crypto.

[Anonymous No.52551443]

>>52550758
The Ora Linda was right

Hitler was right

The dalai lama was right

2033 the prophecy is inevitable

[Anonymous No.52551447]

>>52551399
how many people you know have a HAM radio?

[Anonymous No.52551483]

>>52551364
Damn this goes deep

[Anonymous No.52551595]

>>52551447
1 and he's a boomer who knows other boomers.

[Anonymous No.52551627]

>>52551443
>this fat retard has done more to get in shape and rich in a year than I have in 5
Life in perspective. Bitcoin to 200k.

[Anonymous No.52551667]

>>52551364
I gotta say, as far as Monster Energy commercials go, that one was...not great.

[Anonymous No.52551698]

>>52549212
I think that price action of equities affects real life events more than real life events affects equities.

[Anonymous No.52551717]

>>52549251
Stock market only exists to drain goyims from their capital.