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Holy fuck… I might be priced out.
i'd consider paying for the fat hog's gym membership (only the free trial period of course)
Damn, I could fuck fifty hookers a month for that
>>52548151my wife is happy with skin creams and a haircut every 4 months
>>52548151Holy shit I can afford two. Where do I buy them?Also jannies are colossal niggers that deserve death
>>52548151I have to pay for that too?
This assumes you never see her at her ugliest - every morning. Once you see that it’s zero.
>>52548173your wife probably isn't a chimpanzee who dries out and turns ashen grey in normal weather or who needs her fur removed and look like European hair.
Let's go through this line by line>Hair: 450High but not insane. She can pay for that>Nails: $350That's obscene. Nails done once per month. Once again she can pay for that>lashes/waxes: $350My girlfriend gets her eyelashes done for $25 down the street from our house. What the fuck do you need $350 for>Makeup skincare: $250Actually reasonable. My gf and I split skincare stuff and it works well for MUCH less than that, maybe $250/year>Clothes/shoes: $500A MONTH? $500-$1000 a year sounds reasonable. >Eating out: $500MAYBE if you include drinking too. That one is actually fair, though I spend less. >Gym membership: $200My gym membership is $15/mo as is my girlfriend's. Aside from Equinox, what gym is charging $200/mo?Car note/Gas: $500This is fair actually, if not low. Especially if car and gas are included in one. This is a basic bill though and she should cover.>Phone: $200 What modern phone plan for a single person, non-business, is really $200 per line per month? What the fuck? Unless you also financed your phone, which is retarded.>Medical Insurance: $400This should be covered or at least subsidized by your employer. >Going out: $750Nevermind I thought this was included in eating out. That's just fucking ridiculous.
Sounds about right. Certainly a reasonable expectation on her part. Protip: Girls know how much they're worth and price themselves accordingly.
>>52548151That's very expensive for something barely scratching a 1.
>>52548218hahaha no. I have a strong dislike for nigs
Haha, ya're wasting yar cash on the trash and then cry on 4ch on every topic. Be smarter, kids, check Bspin> Strong casino with a Bitcoin as the playing currency. > Coming giveaway with $15K Prize Pool. > Transparency and Provably Fair
>>52548151> phone bill: 200Nigger, are you a starlink user?
>>52548515buy an ad faggot
>>52548151lmao. Nigga, FUCK these bitches
>>52548151You should have to pay me to be with a negro.
>>52548171youd get oral aids at that price.
>>52548228Wow, AI carlos is impressive
>>52548151And what do I get for investing $5300 every month?
>>52548199>he does it for free
>>52548617sex whenever and however you want
imagine paying $5k/month for a roastie to just stand up and leave you after she drains your financially. id rather pay for hookers lmao.
>>52548151>60k/year on mediocre pussy that doesn't even put out and is a complete bitchYeah idk why ugly brown people put shit like this up on twitter, maybe I could see it if they were 10/10s but they're ugly.Also what is it with women and wanting to spend ludicrous amounts of money on clothes/shoes? This girl is talking about 6k per year on that.
>>52548474Yeah if she was white or Asian. Niggers are worth much less than that
>>52548653fat women act like this, just in general
Or>move to a different country>date women who aren't retarded
>>52548632>sex whenever and however you wantVery optimistic forecast anon
americans have no concept of saving money, they're the perfect goyim cattle
>>52548304>MAYBE if you include drinking too. That one is actually fair, though I spend less.Restaurant food costs so much where I live now. Used to be a daily burger, now 50% more since 2020.
>>52548858I don't even get the sense of entitlement. 60k/year is more than ~60% of Americans make before taxes. Also generally entitlement and the social status of your parents appears to be negatively correlated, girls from upper class families are not this entitled ironically enough.It's the girls from poor families and who make mid 5 figures who think they deserve to be treated like a princess
>>52548151>200 dollar gym membership>still fat>>52548632>5300 dollar sex membership>still virgin after she says "UM...... NO, PAYPIGGIE"
>>52548151Imagine spending thousand of dollars to maintain a barely fuckable appearancea to your girlfriend, just to ear>Sorry Anon, I have a headache.
>>52548151Where this thot think she's going on vacation for $350?
>>52548151>Needs to spend $1400/month on cosmeticsThat is an ugly woman
>>52548151My wife's boyfriend takes care of that crap, I just have to take care of their kid. Take the cuckpill.
>>52548304this post is so reddit
>>52549202Dinner at Applebee's and a night at motel 6 is an extravagant vacation for niggers.
>>52548151>Thailand>$400, half of which she sends to family for rice
>>52548151>Like $2000 in admin fees and plane tickets (one time) to import a hot Russian wife who fits in the picture frame and is grateful that you are not an alcoholicWorth it. Best investment of my life.
>>52549202Flight to Ft Lauderdale on Spirit
10$ a month worth of date tape and you can bypass all that other nonsense. Picrel
>>52548151>groceries $500>$500>going out $75040% bf typed this post
>>52548151A whore is cheaper and about the same amount of sex per month. LMAO
>>52548151The woman I have down in my basement pit doesn't cost anything remotely close to this.
>>52548151American women don't appreciate shit
>>52549202>findShe cashes in a couple times as a year. You have to match her “contribution”
>>52549505Dont forget the rope and shovel
>>52548151Who the fuck is paying $200 a month for a gym membership? Mine is like 30 bucks for 24/7 access
>>52548151all of that just for some flappy fish market
LOL. I can't believe the coolest system in this WORLD! So-called Bspin.>Strong casino with a BTC as the playing currency>On going giveaway with $15,000 prize pool >Huge amount of partnerships and funders
>>52548151Old. Childless. No eggs.
>>52548304Your homely bitch isn't some boujie 18 yo bro. This bitch is just fishing for sugar daddies (or more likely joking).
>>52548151She's both fat and black though, which automatically means she has herpes and probably smells. Unfortunately, there's a $5300/month herpes tax as well as a $1000 penalty for being a whale. I would therefore like an updated receipt reflecting the proper balance of the $1000/month owed to me.
>>52548304the point of 'keeping' a woman is you pay all her expenses, can't expect her to have a job or money
You incels realize this is a joke right? No woman costs that much.
>>52548151>black woman of all things demandibg this tributeJesus, no wonder jamal runs out on them.
>>52549479Imagine the smell
Some fat nigger thinks it's worth 50k a year? Kek