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52544978 No.52544978 [Reply] [Original]

My last name is booty and it made one lady burst into laughter causing the other interviews to start laughing hard right after. They try to hold in their laugh but couldn't stop because at least one will be laughing. I'm so sick of this shit. They didn't even give me a proper interview. Whenever they calm down and tried to continue they started laughing again because one would make gestures or another would repeat my name booty to everyone.

>> No.52544986

Sue your mother anon, she sounds like a bitch

>> No.52544993

>>52544978
Hahaha
How about you sue this booty!

>> No.52545009
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52545009

>>52544978
>le ebonic word funny
Are normies really like this?

>> No.52545010
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52545010

I would be laughing in your face with them booty boy. What are you doing with all that ass?

>> No.52545030

I'm sorry to hear about your trouble Mr. Booty

>> No.52545034
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52545034

>>52544978
Sounds like you're a bit booty blasted!

>> No.52545035

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XxOG2NE2gmU

>> No.52545045

>>52544978
ostracization through last name

>> No.52545050

>>52545035
>>52545034
>>52545030
>>52545010
>>52544993
CAN I SUE OR NOT I AM IN AMERICA

>> No.52545052

>>52544978

bro honestly, you got a case with this one

i say go for it

>> No.52545059

>>52545035

https://youtu.be/o2-nYHfPBRc

>> No.52545064

>>52545050

I don't think booties are a protected class in America

>> No.52545069

>op sues
>judge, prosecutor, attorney and jury all burst into treats in court

>> No.52545073

>>52545050
on the one hand you can change your name
on the other hand you can be butthurt

your choice
>inb4 needs a lawyer for ur bum bum

>> No.52545075

>>52545050
So the whole court can laugh at your name instead?

>> No.52545079
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52545079

>>52545050
Probably not but now you at least have closure.
Hey, the ass end is still an end!

>> No.52545081

>>52545069
like a pinata?

>> No.52545092

>>52545069
Holy fuck, what kind of treats do they burst into?

>> No.52545101
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52545101

>>52545069
Fuck it happened again

>> No.52545679

Booty Blaster our new leader has risen

>> No.52545693
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>>52545069
>>52545081
>>52545092

>> No.52545699

>>52545101
it's all because of mr booty

>> No.52545706

>>52544978
We have someone with the last name "Butt" at my company. You'll be alright.

>> No.52545713
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52545713

>>52544978
WTF burgers how TF people end up with names like BOOTY

>> No.52545716

>>52544978
send them to the kleros court

>> No.52545729

You can sue for emotional and distress damages, suicidal ideation was a huge thing for you already, and these people ruined your life because of this “interview”. Mid company - five figure payout. Big company - upwards five figures very low six figures. Small company - low five figures, probably not even worth it. Defendants have actually lost cases like these, so they tend to settle, find a really, really, Jewish lawyer. Some of them were born for shit like this.

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>>52545729
this, OP

>> No.52545903

>>52545894
>>52545729
Booty call Saul

>> No.52545993

>>52544978
I smell bullshit. There's no way you'd have survived school with that name.

>> No.52546009

>>52545050
>Company v. Booty
Yeah cuz that’s less embarrassing.

>> No.52546041

>booty, this place is a mess

>> No.52546049

>>52544978
good morning, sir booty!

>> No.52546327

>>52544978
You have my condolences. In high school I knew a guy whose last name was literally "Butt". (first name Faizan, IIRC)

>> No.52546394

>>52546327
yeah that's an indian name kek

>> No.52546417

I wonder how many people have called op and said they're making a booty call

>> No.52546473

>>52545729
if this is real I'd go for it, OP. just to teach them a lesson. maybe they'd get fired too for making the company lose money

>> No.52546611

>>52544978
https://youtu.be/KTLKfI8VToI

>> No.52546723

>>52546327
DOXED
O
X
E
D

>> No.52546996

>>52546417
Kek

>> No.52547069

>>52544978
add 'booty' so some wikipedia page (or a webiste of yours) listing common jewish names right before the interview and show them
then threaten to sue for antisemitism if you don't get the job

>> No.52547327

>>52544978
best thread on /biz/ all year

>> No.52547373

>>52544978
What a beta. You could make it a bonding moment and laugh with them and get the job.

>> No.52547388

>>52547327
kek I am going to call him out randomly in threads from now on
Booty where you at?

>> No.52547393

>>52544978
Fake, but funny.

>> No.52547426

Mike Booty Gaeman

>> No.52547475

>>52544978
*stand up*
*turn around*
*pull down pants*
*bend forward*
*start talking through your ass while pulling your cheeks apart and pushing them closed*

>> No.52547498

>>52545050
Yes. Good luck and I unironically hope you win.

>> No.52547514

>>52544978
If you weren't so stupid you'd know that's a good thing. Better to have laughter and humor in an interview than being all tight assed.

>> No.52547515

>>52547069
Booty doesn’t sound Jewish enough. It would need to be Bootyberg or Bootystein.

>> No.52547522

>>52546041
Day, and night.

>> No.52549163

>>52545069
>burst into treats
Checked and memory-laned

>> No.52549409

>>52545050
Just take the L and laugh anon, they could have hired you

>> No.52549476

>>52544978
YES you can BUT you need to keep an accurate, comprehensive record of who laughed and when, etc, during the interview. Best to secretly record it. But be prepared for the courtroom to laugh when you're sworn in.

>> No.52549510

>>52547475
>take a huge shit

>> No.52549523

>>52544978
From booty to assblasted.

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52549723

>>52544978
The ancient meme involved has actually been dead for ages.

>> No.52549959

>>52545050
>Your honor my client....Mister......pfft...pfffffff.....
don't do it bro

>> No.52550014

>>52544978
That actually sounds like sexual harassment. BOOTY is a sexual worr and if they are socializing your name and laughing at you, that is textbook harassment. You could probably file a lawsuit and the company will likely settle for 10k-30k to avoid the embarrassment of having this reach the news. Companies literally have insurance for this sort of thing.

>> No.52550080

>>52547069
Butewitz is actually a fairly common name that is jewish.

>> No.52550441

>>52544978
>>52545050
Change your name to bootyhurt.

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>>52544978
I knew somebody who's last name was "Baulch"

>> No.52550813

>>52545050
You can sue a ham sandwich

>> No.52550841

>>52544978
you should merch that.. it's a booty call, you should get the job every time.. if they're gonna laugh you should laugh with them they'll love it

>> No.52550931

>>52544978
MUH BOOTY HURT HAHAHA
>YOUR HONOR, THEY CALLED ME BOOTY AND LAUGHED WAAAHHHH
AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

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>>52544978
What are you gonna do about it booty boy?

>> No.52551282

>>52544978
change your name rtard