/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.52543112]

How do I get into the business of investigating people like do kwon, SBF or zhu su? While I'm studying for a degree in CS, I do have a diploma in cybersecurity (here diplomas and degrees are different, the latter is more closer to a trade school cert etc), I've been planning to dust off some of my old skills and actually put them to use. Any recommendations on whom I should investigate? If I find anything interesting I might start a regular thread. It also helps since I'm Singaporean and the aforementioned 3 have seriously tarnished my country's reputation.

[Anonymous No.52543151]

Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the weasel. Night spent chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delerious state with Talmudic chantings at the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seem to harmonize with the droning herbrew verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered penis a divining rod for the weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!". The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His penis thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs unconcerned about anything but the motion. Eventually serendepity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated dick. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1vAqaUwLg7g

[Anonymous No.52543163]

>>52543112
Analyze and publish their order books. Prove they cooked them.

[Anonymous No.52543191]

you could probably get a government job that would slowly teach you those skills
if you lived in the USA you’d get a CPA and become a fraud auditor

[Anonymous No.52543210]

>>52543112
ask coffeezilla for a job?

[Anonymous No.52543215]

>>52543112
Just see if the person is a jew or have close ties to jews, then start the investigations.

[Anonymous No.52543221]

just make an anonymous twitter account where u dox scammers and call them out and accept donations

[Anonymous No.52543237]

>>52543151
>tfw pinning the weasel

[Anonymous No.52543345]

>>52543151
For some reason I read this with the voice of Werner Herzog but I think that was a good choice.

I'm still fucking mad about the tape not being real. >:-(

[Anonymous No.52543365]

>>52543210
Can I even reach him as a nobody lmao

[Anonymous No.52543391]

>>52543112
You know you made it when you have poorly drawn jewish caricatures posted endlessly on /biz./

I laugh every single time.

[Anonymous No.52543903]

>>52543391
Are you Jewish?

[Anonymous No.52543913]

>>52543112
I recommend you buy a rope and kill yourself immediately

[Anonymous No.52543934]

>>52543151
This never gets old.

[Anonymous No.52544437]

>>52543112
(((Investigating)))