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I can feel a weird humming sensation in my intestines then explosively shit

>> No.52537331

>>52537309
God, I hope you're a women???

>> No.52537336
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52537336

>>52537309
Aliens. Unironically. Of the homosexual basketball american type. From outer space.

>> No.52537342

>>52537309
you will have trouble to believe it, but it's because you need to invest more in gamestop

>> No.52537349

>>52537336

With aids?

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>>52537349
Of the pool closingest variety. Sorry you had to find out this way.

>> No.52537392

>>52537309
Might be a tumor.
Better get your shit checked - literally.

>> No.52537394

>>52537309
It's the vaccine interacting with 5g energy towers

>> No.52537513

Rectal tenesmus. Might be nothing, might be something. if it persists or if it comes with other signs like blood or mucus in stool or strong abdominal pain it might be a good idea to get checked.

>> No.52538502

>>52537309
jannies do your job

>> No.52538604

>>52537309
You’re an alcoholic and your liver is damaged causing your stomach to have to deal with what the liver used to. Quit drinking.