I can feel a weird humming sensation in my intestines then explosively shit
>>52537309God, I hope you're a women???
>>52537309Aliens. Unironically. Of the homosexual basketball american type. From outer space.
>>52537309you will have trouble to believe it, but it's because you need to invest more in gamestop
>>52537349Of the pool closingest variety. Sorry you had to find out this way.
>>52537309Might be a tumor.Better get your shit checked - literally.
>>52537309It's the vaccine interacting with 5g energy towers
Rectal tenesmus. Might be nothing, might be something. if it persists or if it comes with other signs like blood or mucus in stool or strong abdominal pain it might be a good idea to get checked.
>>52537309jannies do your job
>>52537309You’re an alcoholic and your liver is damaged causing your stomach to have to deal with what the liver used to. Quit drinking.