Yes, hello. I'd like to book a room.

[Anonymous No.5253262]

>Very well sir, that will be 0.006516 BTC. What day would you like to check in?
>"What do you mean, what day?"
>Well sir, there are approximately 175 000+ unconfirmed transactions on the network right now. We can try to confirm within twenty-four hours for an additional transaction fee of just 6.7%, or 0.000563 BTC.
>"That's ridiculous, I want the room right away!"
>Very good, sir. That will be an additional 22% surcharge of 0.001840 BTC, bringing your total to 0.008356 BTC. We will contact you in about twenty minutes. Thank you for choosing Holiday Inn.

[Anonymous No.5253292]

Can I pay with Litecoin?

[Anonymous No.5253402]

How much is that in DOGE?

[Anonymous No.5253476]

Normies are literally going out of their ways to buy this shit. Get rekt, BZC is the only one they'll buy for fun.

[Anonymous No.5253506]

But madam, bitcoin cash has safe 0-conf payments for all amounts up to 300,000 dollars.

[Anonymous No.5253540]

>>5253262

This meme should be nurished and reposted untill it goes on CNN.

Well done OP.

[Anonymous No.5253631]

>ok let me just open the request network® app on my phone and sent it to you instantly