/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.52528928]

How in the fuck did FTX get all these investors?

Are these supposed financial experts fucking stupid or is this just a convoluted money laundering operation?

[Anonymous No.52528938]

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[Anonymous No.52528941]

They hoped to dump their bags, but instead they became the baggies

[Anonymous No.52528951]

It's extreme nepotism

[Anonymous No.52528960]

Most of the investors trusted him because he comes from a wealthy family, went to a prestigious school, and was an expert at making himself sound smart and giving off that vibe of the "young, awkward tech genius." He's a good con man who had the family and background to support his scheme.

[Anonymous No.52528964]

>>52528938
This is what it looks like when 3 letter agencies don't want you discussing something.

[Anonymous No.52528973]

>>52528960
So it's just Theranos all over again? How many times are they going to fall for this crap?

[Anonymous No.52528974]

>>52528928

>how the fuck did a jew steal goyim's money?

Increadible isn't it? Imagine trusting jews with your money

[Anonymous No.52528986]

>>52528964
This is all there is to it.

[Anonymous No.52528994]

>>52528928
>How in the fuck did FTX get all these investors?
(((SBF))) et. al.

[Anonymous No.52529025]

>>52528973
Forever, until it's no longer considered social suicide to criticize (((them))).

[Anonymous No.52529128]

This is what happens after a decade-long bull market. Investors get complacent and take growth for granted, thinking that as long as they throw more money at the market, at whoever, it will come back to them multiplied.
This does not just happen to retail but to multi-billion dollar investment institutions as well. It's just humans like you and me running these operations, but may be more educated but they aren't immune to human nature like FOMO. It takes a proper bear market to weed the reckless ones out. Hopefully the current bear market will be large enough for that to happen.

[Anonymous No.52529156]

Okay but is the sex tape real?

[Anonymous No.52529186]

>>52528964
i kek'd

[Anonymous No.52529189]

>>52528941
>respected VCs are professional ruggers with nice websites
this

[Anonymous No.52529385]

>>52528928
ive read thru these threads over the last few years to try and catch a glimpse of what XRP fanboys are seeing that im missing. each time i read a response like this and remain very confident in my LINK position. i am unemployed 3 years running now, with no income, trade some cryptos for a few thousand dollars each year to live on, meanwhile stack link slowly (again, no income). i have friends who have cushy jobs working in finance for multiple decades now, and live in pretty expensive houses. they all are into XRP. the times theyve asked me about crypto, i start to explain bitcoin. i am immediately met with, "no XRP will win over bitcoin." so, given that immediate response, ive never explained or told them i hold chainlink. i never will either. status in society is about to flip from people who are just good at networking and are honestly pretty dumb to if you actually know and understand crypto (tech, programming, p2p networks, etc) because its been something you do as a hobby, unpaid, not giving a fuck for decades... but now suddenly you can catch these tokens early and become an absolute boss. its really something isnt it. its why i think the lore of chainlink being picked up on so early here by "autistic" types who were "chosen" holds some merit. really, really something... stoic as fuck and not worried one bit. i dont think they even know what chainlink is. so, my guess is somehow this affinity for XRP is literally just a game of telephone in their networks. "psst, hey joe! bob said XRP is the future." their network has done them such a favor their entire life. and it seems its about to fail terribly. i truly wonder sometimes what they actually do at work. there seems to be no original thought anywhere.

[Anonymous No.52529926]

>>52528941
This. FTX collapsed so early that VCs have lost an absolute shit ton that they had hoped to dump on retail. Never mind all the retail-hunting hedgies that lost funds on FTX. It's based

[Anonymous No.52529959]

>>52529385
How many more years do I have until I can no longer accumulate Chainlink at a lower price?

[Anonymous No.52529976]

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[Anonymous No.52529988]

>>52528928
They didn't listen to Sergey.