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Can we have normal discussions about personal finance every now and then? No? Ok. Fuck you. Stick to your dying cryptos and scam coins. Degens.

>> No.52508761
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Real Estate
Personal Finance
Stocks

Nope. You cunts always gamble on random cryptos and then you wonder why you're still poor, lol. Cunts.

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>>52508706
I once sneakily slid a quarter into a woman's vagina and she didn't notice until it fell out when she was in the shower flicking the old bean. Then she freaked out and left me a frantic voicemail, but it got cut off before she could finish because the tape in my answering machine was full. I never called her back, and now I kind of regret it because I never heard the end of the story. It also occurs to me that you'd need two quarters in 2022 to make one quarter in 1997. So my realized loss is double what it originally was, and ultimately, my stratety of stashing quarters in vaginas was a failure.

>> No.52510378

>>52508706
>>52508761
>t. 4 figures

go be poor and boring somewhere else faggot

>> No.52510394

I agree but stop posting frogs. 9/10 off topic threads are from you retards

>> No.52511155

>>52508706

my actual real life allocations:

>10% crypto, of that about half is btc and the rest just random shitcoins
>10% physical metals, about half gold half silver
>10% swiss watches
>20% bond etfs and mreits, lqd ushy arr and opi in about equal weightings
>25% vti
>25% vtwax

sometimes i do degenerate shit with derivatives using the cashflow.