/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52505263]

Baking!

Risk management:
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>Educational sites:
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https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

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https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com
>>52503777

[Anonymous No.52505274]

I hope the market goes to Zero.

[Anonymous No.52505278]

Fuck you

[Anonymous No.52505281]

I could have 4x my wealth in 2 hours investing in anal sex

[Anonymous No.52505289]

Grindr chart looks like an erect cock.

[Anonymous No.52505291]

WOOP WOOP
PULL UP PULL UP
WOOP
WOOP
WOOP
WOOP

[Anonymous No.52505294]

Can't say much but IAUX will be bought out IMO. You're welcome, Merry Christmas /smg/ bros.

[Anonymous No.52505300]

send XOM to hades

[Anonymous No.52505302]

>Where is the bottom on Grindr???
>I’m a HUGE bear on Grindr
>I’ve been pumping and dumping on Grindr
>Let me tell it to you straight.. Grindr is going down
>I'm looking to fill the gap on Grindr
>Ugh, I cannot get a fill on Grindr
>Ugh, there's not enough liquid action on Grindr
and so on

[Anonymous No.52505303]

[Anonymous No.52505305]

>>52505263
Lmao he actually baked. And he did it for FREE

[Anonymous No.52505309]

gap closed lol

[Anonymous No.52505317]

>>52505302
be gone

[Anonymous No.52505325]

competitive advantage

[Anonymous No.52505329]

Why is grindr mooning? Isn't it just gay tinder?

[Anonymous No.52505330]

>>52505302
weird it said 400% 2 min ago when I checked

[Anonymous No.52505336]

Slit a hole in the cable and broke one of the wires. Fed a side of each wife into the thermostat. This enables the end user to set the thermostat to kick the fan on at a desired temperature. I ran the cord through the back of the fan and I’ll mount a small box to put it in for the end user

[Anonymous No.52505339]

funny how the dollar went from a feared killing machine to a limp noodle dick that can't even hold a green 4hr candle

[Anonymous No.52505348]

Ok, I closed out my butterfly spreads from yesterday with a nice +40 % profit. I like to keep one open just to see how much I could've gotten if I held longer as a way to torture myself

[Anonymous No.52505352]

Interest rates are beginning to rise in Japan now despite their aggressive YCC. Interest rates currently at a 40 year high.

What can do they to combat inflation if it starts to rise? Isn't YCC a last ditch effort? Are they fucked beyond repair?

[Anonymous No.52505355]

how do we play this market, we just floating at 4k spx. i dont know if we are going up or down from here. are we just gonna crab until next month?

[Anonymous No.52505357]

>>52505305
>Psycho women are psychos. More at 11.
>>52505329
>pic related

[Anonymous No.52505363]

I'm down 400 on my calls, I should've sold when they were 10 up

[Anonymous No.52505364]

crabs will get heemed today mark my words

[Anonymous No.52505365]

>>52505336
>/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52505374]

Shill me Houston reits

[Anonymous No.52505388]

[Anonymous No.52505392]

>>52505291
Right Engine Fire
Left Engine Fire
Hydraulics Failure
Eject
Eject
Eject

[Anonymous No.52505395]

>check market open
>+1%
>look away
>red

[Anonymous No.52505396]

enjoy your ban, retard fluoride enthusiast

[I will marry hannah hays No.52505404]

every. fucking. time.What did Chapelle say?

>when it's Italians, it's a mob
>when it's blacks, it's a gang
>when it's jews, it's a coicedence

[Anonymous No.52505405]

Tesla, at these prices, is a bargain

[Anonymous No.52505406]

>>52505374
there is no zoning laws in Houston... good luck with that fucking circus. Also, time isn't right for reits yet. Almost, but not yet.

[Anonymous No.52505410]

>>52505405
Lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.52505415]

>>52505396
Kek

[Anonymous No.52505418]

>>52505374
gotta buy your own, Peter

[Anonymous No.52505419]

you know what I love about the market?
is that your knowledge is cumulative, where often in the moment, you'll read something or learn some new information, and there's nothing actionable about it - so you forget about it
then days, weeks, months, or even years later, a similar thing will happen, where you're able to go "holy shit, I remember reading X!"
and you are able to make a very profitable trade
so even on a day where you feel like you didn't accomplish much, as long as you're reading and increasing your knowledge, you're setting yourself up for success for future trades that you don't even know will happen
because you tracked the earnings of some random company last quarter, this quarter you are better able to understand a move happening today
nothing quite like it, where you are directly financially rewarded for increasing your knowledge

[Anonymous No.52505421]

short husa

[Anonymous No.52505422]

Any chance of it going back to 395.5?

[Anonymous No.52505425]

ASO sirs why redeem diamond hands you pajeets

[Anonymous No.52505430]

>>52505396
L

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52505440]

>>52505357
Jerriod Nadler is such a subversive kike. Remember that time he shit his pants at the press conference?

[Anonymous No.52505442]

>>52505355
What do you see?
>inb4 meme lines

[Anonymous No.52505445]

>>52505405
t.

[Anonymous No.52505447]

post ignored, dubs ignored. so this is how it ends

[Anonymous No.52505451]

>>52505405
dont think we are done here.
maybe for today but next week be ready for ur dayly one percent loss

[Anonymous No.52505456]

Oh janny jan jan I got your paycheck

[Anonymous No.52505460]

>>52505419
you literally just have to buy low and sell high. nothing else to it

[Anonymous No.52505464]

>>52505445
I fucking hate the future, bros.

[Anonymous No.52505479]

GRND bros...

[Anonymous No.52505490]

Another day of "the market" literally just doing nonsensical shit for the sole purpose of shaking off anyone who thought they could nibble on glowfaggot UBI too!

[Anonymous No.52505498]

Do you have a moment to talk about our LORD and savior, Jesus Christ?

[Anonymous No.52505503]

>>52505440
I don't but he is. Feinstein & Schumer also share this title.
They did the same thing with the Assault Weapons Ban
>pic related
Buy or short $SWBI and $POW now?

[Anonymous No.52505506]

>>52505442
no reason to pump or dump right now just crab is what i see i guess, maybe light pump if anything

[Anonymous No.52505509]

kek
gap successfully filled
if you can't predict this market just close your account my man

[Anonymous No.52505515]

>>52505503
shall not be infringed.

what does infringement mean?

[Anonymous No.52505520]

DXYbros what went wrong today?

[Anonymous No.52505530]

>>52505509
if you can predict the market why aren't you rich

[Anonymous No.52505532]

>>52505503
That is a violation of UNITED STATES LAW

[Anonymous No.52505535]

>>52505520
jew marklet, now is the pum,p of the day to shake the bears out

[Anonymous No.52505539]

>>52505506
>maybe light pump if anything
this
slow pump to 408-409 before the pain comes
OR we break the 50 WMA and rocket ship to SPY ATH but I don't see that happening with more rate hikes
>>52505515
nothing to the soulless long nose tribe. they'd rather kvetch that militia doesn't mean ordinary citizenry

[Anonymous No.52505543]

>>52505530
I am, current estimated taxes for this year is $144k

[Anonymous No.52505545]

Hey bobo you okay bobo?

[Anonymous No.52505547]

>>52505515
legally. literally.

[Anonymous No.52505548]

>>52505357
>be a faggot
>hate the Bible because it's against faggotry
>still want to get married
>which is a religious act
Faggots are dumb

[Anonymous No.52505550]

>>52505305
>DOO DOO DOO DO DOO. BREAKING NEWS! WOMEN ARE EVIL WHORES, BACK TO YOU IN THE STUDIO CHET!

[Anonymous No.52505558]

>there are anons posting in the brainstop thread
Heh gottem

[Anonymous No.52505559]

>>52505515
literally. legally.

[Anonymous No.52505561]

we don't have much news or economic prints between now and the next CPI and FOMC I think.
CPI is one (1) day before FOMC so this whole December week will be a shit show but there is a chance for a schizo pump until Dec.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52505564]

>>52505302
Grinder bears getting fucked hard today.

[Anonymous No.52505567]

oilbros....?

[Anonymous No.52505568]

>>52505545
400 got rejected twice recently, still not selling my puts.

[Anonymous No.52505572]

>>52505447
Have a (you)

[Anonymous No.52505584]

>>52505352
Are you man enough to short JGBs?

[Anonymous No.52505583]

Ok guys, it was a crazy ride today but I'm done for the day.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52505587]

>>52505532
dude these kikes don't care if they openly break the law, they do it all the fucking time. once the court shoots this shit out of the sky like a duck out of water, they'll bitch and moan about trump packing the court.

[Anonymous No.52505589]

Remember when we used to have "significant" levels? You know, back when the market functioned as a negotiation for setting prices and not just a shitcoin that glowfaggots and their whale sponsors use for social control?

[Anonymous No.52505592]

So there it is. Exhaust of the fan and a small junction box I left the end of the wire from the thermostat and fan hooked up to. End user just has to connect 2 wires to power and set the thermostat.

[Anonymous No.52505594]

>>52505568
>twice recently
soon to be thrice recently

[Anonymous No.52505595]

Fucking APPL bullshit faggot FUCK

[Anonymous No.52505605]

>>52505592
>Those cuts
Invest in a jig m8.

[Anonymous No.52505606]

>>52505568
At this rate the 200 SMA is going to come down rather than the market go up to it lol

[Anonymous No.52505609]

>>52505548
More like spiteful and greedy. They want the tax break and to stick it to those mean Christians

[Anonymous No.52505612]

ALL gun laws and restrictions inherently limit the right to bear arms. This is infringement and is a violation of UNITED STATES LAW.

[Anonymous No.52505613]

>>52505595
Only way to lift this gay market
lets see how long they can keep doing it for their boni this year

[Anonymous No.52505615]

Shall I just sell all my TQQQ? And stay cash for a while?

[Anonymous No.52505616]

>UNG
what a shitcoin

[Anonymous No.52505627]

whats is jpow's stance on this as of the last meeting, i didnt watch it? did he say he was going to take it easy in December or is he going to continue with the hawkishness ?

[Anonymous No.52505629]

>>52505615
Try SDOW for next week.

[Anonymous No.52505631]

>>52505616
Tempted to buy some shares b

[Anonymous No.52505634]

>>52505605
These cuts are fine. The molded cover itself is shit but it gets the job done and customers don’t care as long as it protects their workers In case the system starts spraying chemical. Pic rel is some of our molded parts.

[Anonymous No.52505643]

>>52505595
this was the signal. in spite of everything aapl is still 150 since yesterday. this market has retard strength and the fed is pretty much ok with it or powerless to stop it

[Anonymous No.52505646]

>>52505627
no pivot,
no rate cut,
rather to much then not enought,
fuck everyone who dares to think about a rally

[Anonymous No.52505648]

>>52505634
Not stock market, or finance related.
kys loser.

[Anonymous No.52505654]

>>52505627
he said "check the dot plot, we publish it for a reason"

[Anonymous No.52505657]

>>52505592
>Exhaust
Is inhaling exhaust good for you too?

[Anonymous No.52505662]

>>52505648
COPE

[Anonymous No.52505670]

*FED'S COLLINS: I DON'T SEE ANY CLEAR EVIDENCE THAT INFLATION IS DECREASING.

[Anonymous No.52505677]

LMAO at seething janny. Clean it up

[Anonymous No.52505683]

So you dumbfucks still buying Skywater instead of ON Semi?

[Anonymous No.52505687]

>>52505646
>>52505654
hmm so its a good idea to load puts before next fomc?

[Anonymous No.52505688]

>>52505670
they've been saying hawkish shit for a month and we just keep pumping
7% terminal rate is priced in, only up from here

[Anonymous No.52505689]

>>52505670
At least he's being straightforward about it. Anyone with a brain knows inflation is far from over and the fed has no reason to pivot any time in the next couple of years. We'll end up like england if we pivot.

[Anonymous No.52505690]

>>52505592
those cuts
>How melanin rich are you?

[Anonymous No.52505703]

>>52505688
>They just keep pumping
what?!?!

[Anonymous No.52505706]

peak oil is a psyop, the Earth regenerates oil. Oil barons have been swindled

[Anonymous No.52505707]

>>52505687
i will wait and hold what is not green.
Got smoked the last time with the stoopid 7% day
jew market trys to jew u and does the opposite what u expect

[Anonymous No.52505719]

>>52505592
How much do you get paid to do this. Are you a wagie or self employed? Because you are making what, one product in 5+ hours while shitposting and doing a subpar looking job while drinking moldy black coffee. How much do you make lego man?! I MUST KNOW

[Anonymous No.52505723]

>1M yield: 3.93
>10Y yield: 3.81

[Anonymous No.52505730]

>>52505688
lmao XD
hell no, shits not priced in.
look how the talking ehads laught on tv about him as he said that
they are in for a suprise

[Anonymous No.52505734]

>>52505723
how come yields are dropping below the fed funds rate all of a sudden?

[Anonymous No.52505736]

>>52505447
Kek that pic of him in the empty pool never fails to make me laugh

[Anonymous No.52505744]

>>52505730
we're pausing q1 and cutting rates in q2 23
the market is forward looking and will pump from here
cope bearnigger

[Anonymous No.52505746]

>>52505688
they are broken records, it took them this long to say 7% they knew that would be the least all along but if they had said it months ago we'd already be back at all time highs by now

[Anonymous No.52505748]

>>52505723
What mean bond wizard?

[Anonymous No.52505751]

>>52505734
PIVOOT OH MY SCIENCE BROS ITS GOOONA PIVOOOOOOT HOOOLY

>TMV

[Anonymous No.52505752]

>>52505730
>lmao XD

[Anonymous No.52505753]

>$2 trillion options expiration and no violent dump
Yeah I'm thinking bullish

[Anonymous No.52505754]

>>52505688
>they've been saying hawkish shit for a month and we just keep pumping
>7% terminal rate is priced in, only up from here
buddy check FOMC probabilities computer. check the daily change from yesterday. The pricing in is about to begin but its not yet

[Anonymous No.52505766]

>$2 trillion options expiration and no violent pump
Yeah I'm thinking bearish

[Anonymous No.52505769]

>>52505754
we're pausing and cutting early next year so its irrelevant if they do 50 or 75 in december
cope beartard

[Anonymous No.52505770]

>>52505753
I no longer care about the cheese, I just want outta the trap

[Anonymous No.52505771]

>>52505744
>cutting rates in q2 23
more like 32

[Anonymous No.52505777]

>>52505753
>>52505766

[Anonymous No.52505780]

>>52505766
calm market on opex day usually means option buyers were wrong

[Anonymous No.52505781]

>>52505766
>>52505754
Lmao bears are in FULL COPE MODE

[Anonymous No.52505783]

>>52505748
It's ogre (in the short term).

[Anonymous No.52505791]

>>52505688
Kek no. If growth doesn't slow down that just means they are going to have to hike more aggressively in the future.

[Anonymous No.52505793]

>>52505734
because the market expects the rate to drop and that gets factored into longer duration bonds

[Anonymous No.52505795]

>>52505734
recession incoming

[Anonymous No.52505798]

Any leaf anons using investors edge? Is it down for you?

[Anonymous No.52505800]

Minibart

[Anonymous No.52505799]

>>52505723
I don't understand bond yields, are they annualized or just the price/total return of the investment?

[Anonymous No.52505803]

>>52505791
>>52505795
markets bottom before the recession ends
we pump to ATH by next year

[Anonymous No.52505805]

>>52505612
You write that as if that matters to the people who make and pass these laws.
>>52505744
You're a retard. The Fed can't afford to cut rates. Inflation is still increasing, maybe not as fast but increasing nonetheless. If they cut rates, inflation will skyrocket

[Anonymous No.52505806]

>>52505766
>bears celebrating the market only being up a little

[Anonymous No.52505808]

>>52505769
>>52505781
so which is it, is a 7% terminal rate "priced in" or are we pivooooooting at 5% and its not going to be 7%? Serious question

[Anonymous No.52505815]

>>52505404
>while he started with little money or expertise

same song always. fuck the kikes.

[Anonymous No.52505819]

what delta do you guys do on covered calls

[Anonymous No.52505820]

[Anonymous No.52505824]

>>52505803
With what money? Sell bonds to buyback stock won't work when yields are high and the fed isn't buying as many bonds.

[Anonymous No.52505825]

>>52505805
we need to inflate away the national debt
5-10% inflation will become the norm for a few decades
pivot in 23

[Anonymous No.52505830]

Did the SBF sex tape come out yet?

[Anonymous No.52505834]

>>52505819
0.25 to 0.3 on weeklies

[Anonymous No.52505835]

BULLard not only marked peak hawkishness he said himself that the rate isn't restrictive, meaning there's nothing stopping us from ripping here

[Anonymous No.52505836]

>>52505781
>down 1% in just over an hour
Yeah I don’t see it coming back, no positivity. Just retarded wallstreetbets retail buyers desperately trying to pump their bags while institutional investors dump on them month after month.

[Anonymous No.52505838]

>>52505824
theres 3 trillion in RRP
plenty of money waiting for a breakout to the upside

[Anonymous No.52505843]

>>52505819
.30

[Anonymous No.52505844]

>>52505825
then we are in hyperinflation third world lvl
not happening

[Anonymous No.52505849]

>>52505798
use the superior leaf brokerage anon

[Anonymous No.52505852]

>>52505730
>talking heads laught on tv
It blows my mind that retards on TV think the feds are just blindly following whatever the last CPI print says when they have access to more real time economic data than any institution in the entire world.

[Anonymous No.52505860]

>>52505803
Market hasn't bottomed and the recession hasn't even been called. As annoying as it is that everyone references '08 I do think we'll see a replay of that recession in how it plays out. They didn't call it until Dec '08 after the market took its big dump, even more hilarious they said it's actually been a recession for a year at that point. Fed wants the big leg down after breaking 200W SMA then NBER will call it a recession. We'll be near bottom but may not hit it until around Spring 2023. I plan on building long positions early 2023 if it plays out this way through the end of year.

[Anonymous No.52505865]

>>52505849
Kek

[Anonymous No.52505867]

>>52505860
>Market hasn't bottomed and the recession hasn't even been called.
recession happened the last 3 qtrs
tech layoffs marked the bottom
enjoy your puts expiring worthless

[Anonymous No.52505878]

>>52505825
Inflate away the national debt and drown your citizens in hyperinflation, which crashes banks and the value of the dollar.
Like I said: Retard

[Anonymous No.52505881]

>>52505838
I thought those were temporary? And it only peaked at 2.4T.

[Anonymous No.52505889]

>>52505849
What lmao

[Anonymous No.52505891]

So its just gonna crab until wednesday right?

[Anonymous No.52505894]

When oil go up pls respond

[Anonymous No.52505896]

>>52505867

[Anonymous No.52505905]

>>52505867
It was a vibecession, chud.

[Anonymous No.52505907]

>>52505479
I've jokingly mentioned TINV here a few times but this GRND action is clownshoes. Just wild swings out of nowhere.

[Anonymous No.52505908]

>>52505894
it's over, still time to short XOM

[Anonymous No.52505910]

>>52505878
yeah and guess what happens if the fed lets the US debt roll over onto 5% interest rates
pivot next year

[Anonymous No.52505911]

>>52505867
You inflate the dollar too much and OPEC is likely to cut the nuts off America all together (petrodollar). Then you're gigafucked

[Anonymous No.52505921]

DouYo international earnings before open Monday.
Negative P/E for 5 quarters.
Going to go long I reckon.

[Anonymous No.52505923]

>>52505907
>Faggot stock is histrionic
I am not surprised at all.

[Anonymous No.52505936]

GRND

[Anonymous No.52505937]

> hyper crab

Bobros...when is the crash???

[Anonymous No.52505939]

>GRND
what the fuck is this dogshit? convince me not to short this literal faggot stock

[Anonymous No.52505940]

>>52505567
Here, have some copium: https://nitter.ca/PauloMacro/status/1593623080781455361#m

[Anonymous No.52505944]

Bears are starting to sound like the GME baggies saying "the real squeeze hasn't happened yet"

[Anonymous No.52505947]

>>52505937
we already crashed 25% this year
should have taken profits at 360 bobotard

[Anonymous No.52505958]

>>52505944
>starting

[Anonymous No.52505964]

Dump eet

[Anonymous No.52505973]

>>52505939
Holders voted down the merger just the other day, on account of the offer price not updating since earlier in the year (which made it overvalued compared to MTCH or BMBL).

I'm guessing the SPAC's owners renegotiated and pushed through, no lube.

[Anonymous No.52505974]

I know you're from /pol/ or plebbit if you come into /smg/ and bloobloobloo about the US national debt and hyperinflation and all that stupid shit, almost as if you don't understand the significance of the US dollar being the global reserve currency and the fact that the people in charge can literally just change the rules overnight

[Anonymous No.52505981]

>>52505939
There are no shares available to short

[Anonymous No.52505989]

Damn oil has been taking a beating these last weeks.Maybe you should switch to natty gas,barons

[/smg/ - stock market general No.52505992]

>>52505849
The fuck is this

[Anonymous No.52506000]

>>52505989
>Don't bet on economic or commodity fundamentals.
>No, bet on the weather!

[Anonymous No.52506002]

>>52505989
oil trannies are just like bobos, they're late to the party and always overstay their welcome

[Anonymous No.52506014]

>>52505992
This is common, it's like ESG for muslims (No alcohol porn or usury)

[Anonymous No.52506017]

Did GRND halt?

[Anonymous No.52506028]

i h&s painted
tape cleared
not much resistance over 395

[Anonymous No.52506033]

>>52505992
https://etfdb.com/esg-investing/social-issues/sharia-compliant-investing/

There are also Catholic ETFs if you don't want to go to hell: https://etfdb.com/esg-investing/social-issues/catholic-values/

[Anonymous No.52506034]

>>52506017
no but it's trading with a $2 spread

[Anonymous No.52506035]

>>52505820

[Anonymous No.52506048]

>>52506034
FUCK THIS GUY CARROTS ARE GREAT ROOT VEGETABLE GANG RISE UP

[Anonymous No.52506059]

Should I buy $15k of SQQQ, or $15k of physical metals, based on this news?

[Anonymous No.52506083]

>>52505974
Fuck off midwit.

[Anonymous No.52506084]

>>52506059
An unknown amount of Monero. Mandatory CBDCs set normies up with crypto wallets like AOL set them up with the internet.

[Anonymous No.52506094]

>>52506048
carrots are the junk food of the vegetable world, people like carrots because they're high in sugar, the only thing worse is corn

[Anonymous No.52506096]

>>52505894
Anon...

[Anonymous No.52506114]

dip buyooooooors and pivotooooooooooooors rolling out of bed and logging on to WSB rn

[Anonymous No.52506118]

Anyone know what the fuck is going on with GBP/USD and why it‘s crabbing so hard

[Anonymous No.52506120]

>>52506094
Yeah ok Mr. I live on kale and seaweed.

[Anonymous No.52506125]

>>52506059
You should buy OSTK as they own (most likely) the company that helped make the CBDC, Bitt. Also physical metals.

[Anonymous No.52506137]

There is a 90% chance that SOXL fills the gap at 8.30.

[Anonymous No.52506149]

SHORT SELLING:
Where do you get your info on % short and other data relevant to avoiding/finding short squeezes?

I think we might not be too early to short SI, but I’m not sure on CVNA

[Anonymous No.52506157]

>>52506094
I mean you don't eat NEARLY as much carrots as corn products. They are usually mixed in small amounts with other veggies. Also this is obvious, carrot cake became a thing because carrots were a cheap alternative for sugar in ye olden days. Still, getting sugar through vegetables and fruits is far better than lab made goy feed

[Anonymous No.52506174]

>>52506114
time for a smoke, and get food ready.
and watch them already smoked then to get tempted to close the puts early

[Anonymous No.52506182]

>>52506125
You’re not Overstock anon, are you?

[Anonymous No.52506187]

>>52506149
>where do you get your info
Some dude mentioned COIN in the last thread and I just held some puts for a quick 15% on the hour. If a stock looks like shit and has decent activity leading go wild price swings in its options contracts you short it. Also recently did this with SNAP when I saw it up 15% in a week .

[Anonymous No.52506194]

>>52505583
Blessed, GG.

[Anonymous No.52506203]

So this is definitely the bottom, right?

[Anonymous No.52506208]

>>52506174
>Those white splattered blue camp cups
Kino.

[Anonymous No.52506213]

Who broke the market?

[Anonymous No.52506218]

>>52505583
Ya done good, kid.

[Anonymous No.52506226]

>>52506213
Who raped John Galt?

[Anonymous No.52506228]

>>52506213
I'll give you one guess but also a hint. Their name rhymes with news.

[Anonymous No.52506235]

>>52506118
Maybe the Big players acumulating shorts before dump, there is no way the pound can go Up with the shithole of country that is England

[Anonymous No.52506240]

>>52506182
>Goons on your leg

[Anonymous No.52506245]

>>52506213
Who watches the watchmen?

[Anonymous No.52506250]

>>52506203
absolutely, fellow slurper.
>>52506213
kim kardashian, i heard.

[Anonymous No.52506261]

>>52506245
The Directorate of Penis Inspection

[Anonymous No.52506270]

>>52506245
Juvenal

[Anonymous No.52506280]

>>52506261
>Quarterly penis inspection day coming up at work
Fuck.

[Anonymous No.52506283]

Oil bros, how could they redeem??

[Anonymous No.52506284]

>>52505263
fellow OIL trannies is it time to commit suicide yet?

[Anonymous No.52506309]

>>52506283
easy, with time demand will stay cause evs are a joke, and then with a lot less players in the market the remaining will stay profitable

[Anonymous No.52506321]

>>52506283
Floor must be ~$70/barrel. Brandon said they'd start to refill the SPR around that range.

[Anonymous No.52506332]

WHY WONT OIL STOCKS COME DOWN I WANT TO BUY BUT THEY JUST DON'T GO DOWN

[Anonymous No.52506336]

is MULN a good buy?

[Anonymous No.52506371]

>>52506332
You could just bet on the price per barrel going up and buy UCO if you wanted. Boomers are the true diamond handed apes and their oil is already up 100% this year, they can take a bit of a pull back without selling.

[Anonymous No.52506372]

>>52506332
Buy them and then they will go down

[Anonymous No.52506379]

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[Anonymous No.52506383]

When will Tesla go back up? These bags are heavy.

[Anonymous No.52506387]

>1M > 10Y
uh, yieldbros?

[Anonymous No.52506397]

Bobros im up 4% , should i sell ?

[Anonymous No.52506398]

>>52506383
tell me why should they?
even Elon wants to dump those

[Anonymous No.52506406]

Dump eet again

[Anonymous No.52506413]

>>52506383

[Anonymous No.52506419]

>>52506397
If you are happy. Sell my friend. I am down 30k on spy puts rn. I wish I would of sold. Exp dec 30

[Anonymous No.52506422]

>>52506383
He had to post shit tons of TSLA shares as collateral for Twitter deal. Why would it go up?

[Anonymous No.52506436]

>>52506383
:)

[Anonymous No.52506437]

>>52506422
I thought he would fix Twitter and make it profitable

[Anonymous No.52506438]

> -0.7%

Yes , we are back

[Anonymous No.52506446]

amazon puts or is it already to late today

[Anonymous No.52506449]

>>52505515
Many people think two consecutive quarters of gun grabs is an infringement. Here’s why they’re wrong.

[Anonymous No.52506453]

>>52506437
He bought in a bull run, at the top of the market.

No way he's going to break even on this deal any time soon.

[Anonymous No.52506456]

>Elon does a tweet about FTX saying how Twitter talks about it more in-depth than actual news reports
>Today: '"OKAY, I'M DONE WITH THIS STUPID HATEFUL SITE. I'M LEAVING."
Why are useful idiots and the Qui like this?

[Anonymous No.52506459]

>>52506387
>25 days remain

[Anonymous No.52506462]

i've been larping as a mumu because i bought two spy calls as a hedge against my tens of puts and i was trying to meme them into profit. it was boring imo

[Anonymous No.52506467]

>>52506438
Of course we are, nobody here is paying attention to level II market data like order books and even just RSI going higher as prices go lower. Going to be a very red day, I’m betting a third of my portfolio on it.

[Anonymous No.52506468]

so we agree that META already hit the bottom and is on the way up now right? Or is just going to crab in the worst case. zuck said whatsapp and messenger are going to be the money-makers in the short-term.

[Anonymous No.52506472]

>>52506453
i don't think he cares about breaking even, those tesla shares will be worthless by 2025 if this bear persists

[Anonymous No.52506480]

Um what the fuck was that.

[Anonymous No.52506497]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52506498]

>>52506468
If he abandons Metaverse it will go up. Lets see.

[Anonymous No.52506500]

I was up 3k now I am down 3.5k fucking gas ass market zapped all all my months gains in a few days. FUCKING JEWS

Makes me want to go all in on some HYSA accout and say fuck it until 2Q 2023.

Where the fuck is the post midterms rally.

[Anonymous No.52506503]

>>52506468
yes but the /pol/cel migrants here hate facebook so they'll never talk about it rationally

[Anonymous No.52506505]

>>52506419
That's sad to hear bobro, I hope you'll cut your losses at the next leg down

I think i will wait a bit before selling , seem like the dump isnt over yet

[Anonymous No.52506510]

coin at $44 , what do you think biz? Selling puts at $40 for next week can earn some serious cash, but has a ton of risk. Already down from $360 and they have 6 billy in cash.
What do you think?

[Anonymous No.52506511]

[Anonymous No.52506522]

Who said what, specifically, at 12 EST that caused literally everything to dump at the same time? Jesus fucking christ bears would have a case if the market actually moved for obvious reasons instead of just shitting the bed at random

[Anonymous No.52506533]

Ganbate Direxion Daily 20+ Year Treasury Bear 3X Shares ETF!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52506536]

>>52506510
I like it long term, but won't be buying right now with all the FTX shit going on. Maybe 25 dollarinos.

[Anonymous No.52506539]

>>52506397
are you the anon who made these posts yesterday?

[Anonymous No.52506545]

Blue horseshoe says buy oil. The paper trading raid is over, the wad has been shot. I repeat, wad has been shot.

[Anonymous No.52506547]

>>52506510
already slurped today

[Anonymous No.52506552]

>>52506505
I wouldn't hold over night.
My hands are diamonds. I haven't lost money on a trade in over 4 months

[Anonymous No.52506556]

>>52506547
What ye slurp

[Anonymous No.52506561]

>>52506336
No, it's a scam. That said people are retarded so it could pump to 2$

[Anonymous No.52506576]

we are nowhere near peak hawkishness

[Anonymous No.52506578]

>>52506468
It found support at that $90 range, I’m hoping it could climb to the $150s. People don’t give them credit for the amount of development they’ve made in just one year. They went from fake concept VR demos to showing actual apps on oculus.

[Anonymous No.52506588]

I know it was never going to happen, but I have to ask:
Caroline Ellison sex tape?

[Anonymous No.52506593]

>>52505352
Anyone else notice that Japanese equities seem to have bottomed in dollar terms? (EWJ etc.)

[Anonymous No.52506602]

>>52506588
Whomst've?

[Anonymous No.52506614]

I am considering selling my -60% to -80% bags and putting whatever I get from them into SDOW

[Anonymous No.52506623]

>>52506614
Elaborate

[Anonymous No.52506625]

>>52506539
Kek yes that was me , I thought I was going to get rekt by the premarket , I was -4% then -25% at one point.

[Anonymous No.52506627]

>KNOCK KNOCK MUMU

[Anonymous No.52506633]

Mfw I closed out my butterfly 1DTE spreads at +40% and now they would've been +100%

[Anonymous No.52506645]

>>52506498
he should just sell the tech to or partner with NVDA to make WESTWORLD a reality... or are we already there?
>I'm testing for fidelity

[Anonymous No.52506647]

>>52506602
The nerdy Jewfu of Sam Bankman-Fried

[Anonymous No.52506648]

>>52506633
Profit is profit

[Anonymous No.52506651]

>>52506536
>>52506547

If I sell puts I could get great money. SOmething like a put credit spread would let me make like 15-25% of my money in 2 weeks. gives it enough time to recover.

I sold puts for this week, pushed out 1/2 my puts yesterday and the other half this morning.

Was able to get a pretty beefy credit throwing out my $48 put sell from next friday to dec 2nd

[Anonymous No.52506658]

>>52506633
Pussy. I saw your earlier post. Should of sold them all

[Anonymous No.52506665]

>>52506623
I don't expect these bags to ever not be bags at this point and I'm bored

[Anonymous No.52506667]

>>52506647
Why are you a degenerate?

[Anonymous No.52506668]

>>52506633
Nice. Take the rest of the day off so you don't fuck up a different trade trying to make the difference

[Anonymous No.52506692]

Who else is excited for M&A-nia in 2023? The FTC is going to be toothless when you have so many companies trading at 60% discounts

[Anonymous No.52506696]

>>52506387
What does that mean?

[Anonymous No.52506697]

META is going to fund VR to the point you can have full body haptic suits and be 100% immersed in an alternate universe where you could have a harem of servant qt anime girls and /smg/ wants them to fail. This place SUCKS

[Anonymous No.52506698]

The dump is getting weaker, I sold .

> Verification not required

[Anonymous No.52506700]

Wait what the fuck was THAT?

[Anonymous No.52506708]

>>52506667
Why do you have yellow fever

[Anonymous No.52506715]

[Anonymous No.52506727]

>>52506625
lmao nice, good nerves

[Anonymous No.52506738]

>>52506667
gonna need a code on this desu senpai

[Anonymous No.52506749]

>>52506708
i don't

[Anonymous No.52506752]

>>52506633
Bruh weren’t you in for like $40 or something. Who cares

[Anonymous No.52506768]

NVDA bobos the bull fags tremble in our presence

[Anonymous No.52506776]

>>52506749
Kek

[Anonymous No.52506785]

bessie come here with that apple pie mommy

[Anonymous No.52506791]

He awakens.

[Anonymous No.52506802]

>>52506094
What are you talking about. Carrots have only 40kcal / 100g. It's nothing. There are way more trashy things you could eat.

[Anonymous No.52506807]

sweet sweet apple pie

[Anonymous No.52506823]

>>52506791
that's fucking epic amber

[Anonymous No.52506837]

>>52506752
No I bought 20 of them at $57 each. Kept one open to torture myself. Do you have a +40% trade since yesterday?

[Anonymous No.52506847]

>>52505302
>There are some really tight spreads on Grindr

[Anonymous No.52506855]

New

>>52506852
>>52506852

[Anonymous No.52506868]

>>52506633
what's your face look like when you realize selling those short options on the butterfly reduced and capped your long position and you would have made more just going long with the same dollars on the line. I've messed around with vertical spread a bit, and i have read about butterflies but it just seems like a good way for the broker to hit you with the extra $0.65 per contract fee

[Anonymous No.52506869]

i grab behind the neck

[Anonymous No.52506879]

>>52506823
Spare no expense etc.

[Anonymous No.52506885]

>>52506696
He has more than 1 million dollars riding on the 10 year. The sweating bobo picture tells you he's obviously gone short.

[Anonymous No.52506888]

>>52506383
You bought the top of a once in a generation bubble, so you will have to be patient

[Anonymous No.52506894]

maintain spinal alignment

[Anonymous No.52506910]

lumbar support for mommy

[Anonymous No.52506972]

anyone got a guess as to what the Biden/Yellen conference today is about?

[Anonymous No.52507064]

oh bessie

[Anonymous No.52507105]

>>52506614
If the trend it has had all year continues then that should be a great bet.

IF
F

[Anonymous No.52507126]

>>52507064
>2022.11.18 US 1 month yield now exceeding 10 year yield
>UVXY at all time low
nothing to see here f0kes

[Anonymous No.52507160]

>>52506888
checked

[Anonymous No.52507186]

>>52507126

[Anonymous No.52507215]

GARY

[Anonymous No.52507226]

>>52507126
Just don't fucking dance.

[Anonymous No.52507249]

oh mommy

[Anonymous No.52507250]

>>52507226
based Ben

[Anonymous No.52507473]

>>52505329
a friend of mine from the air force is gay
>hes stationed in europe
>wants to go to oktoberfest
>guy is the king of wingmen, knows german, i figure i will be pounding german puss all week
>fly to where he's stationed
>stay a day on the beach at his house
>his phone gets notifications all day
>we go to the airport to fly to germany
>have to piss, take care of business and go to the terminal
>friend is nowhere to be found
>10 minutes later he shows up
>me: "sorry i left you behind did you get lost"
>him: "nah i was getting sucked off"
>he spends all of oktoberfest fucking and getting fucked every male in europe
>anytime we are hanging out he's getting grindr notifications
>ask him if hes worried about getting aids
>he explains to me he takes a pill that doesnt allow him to catch hiv
basically every gay dude in the world is on grindr all day fucking every other dude on grindr
its userbase is likely 90%+ of the gay community