/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.52499708]

Biotech Edition

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

Previous: >>52497831

[Anonymous No.52499727]

melt up tommorow

[Anonymous No.52499740]

First for my fellow METAbolites

[Anonymous No.52499747]

>>52499708
Are those sea moneys?

[Anonymous No.52499755]

>>52499679
>did you hype it on other platforms at all?
None at all. Title wasn't clickbait but I did spend like 20 or so minutes making the thumbnail nice.

>>52499689
>algo
Yeah I think I pleased the algo. So much was from Youtube shoving it in people's faces kek. Though my newest one I got a ton from my channel page/subs as a huge initial inflow, people from my first vid stuck around and checked out the others.

[Anonymous No.52499770]

>>52499747
its how female brokers are made

[Anonymous No.52499772]

>>52499740
First for Meta to $50

[Anonymous No.52499792]

>>52499772
First for you are never going to make it and rot in a rat infested alley living in a cardboard box as I sit in a mansion with a harem of anime women around me both in real life and in the METAverse after holding META to $700 while collecting their 4.6% dividend in 2026

[Anonymous No.52499795]

>>52499708
I'm shorting chemical stocks

https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/chemical-shippers-warn-rail-strike-could-hasten-recession

[Anonymous No.52499800]

im gonna laugh when its red tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52499813]

>>52499727
>>52499713
SP500/M2 is already down to dec 2018 levels but people still believe we're above pre-covid 2020 highs lol
They live in a make-believe magic land where inflation is just a b00german that makes groceries and rent more expensive but has no effect on asset prices.
lol. lmao.

Believe you me, friend. I'm a bear on the real value tradeable for these things, but I am in no way deluded into thinking the nominal value must go down. Let alone, straight down.

[Anonymous No.52499824]

[Anonymous No.52499825]

Scoopsies im done with the charade. Post your face with timestamp and there will be an end to the horror. If not, I can find your bussy anywhere anytime. You could be in the arctic circle or the middle of africa. I have financial backers with deep pockets. Jam anon, boeing anon, pajeet toe sucker anon, soxl shill, soxl anon, baggot, bug poster anon, tinny. All these people funnel money to me so lets stop this.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52499835]

>>52499689
>didn't hype it anywhere
>posted a few videos on 4chan, that's it
it's all video game gameplay
lifetime timeframe, more realistically about 1.5-2 years of making videos.
so, my content is really long form and highly technical…
which means it’s super fucking hard to sit through.
BUT, I can get clicks and they’ll watch for around 30 seconds
>if the algo promotes you, you'll get lots of clicks
I’m getting my videos up to the top of youtube search results for my keywords.
I don’t think I’ll be getting as many homepage impressions as youtube search click traffic.

>>52499755
>Title wasn't clickbait but I did spend like 20 or so minutes making the thumbnail nice.
that’s why I’ve put effort into the thumbnail this past week and I’m thinking that I just have to dump a lot more effort on it…
>Though my newest one I got a ton from my channel page/subs as a huge initial inflow
I do a weekly video and have been getting the same thing for around a month or so now.
I think I’ve heard that youtube rewards regular, consistent uploads with more impressions — so I schedule the uploads for the same day and time every week.
I get elevated views for a couple days, then it dies down to search traffic on my most popular content

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52499849]

>>52499825
>I have financial backers with deep pockets
yo bitch ass niqqa, I kno youse stupid ass be broke asf n sheeeeett
you wuz beggin me dor 3 grand th otha day like it was big time money fo yo stupid as n sheeeeeett

[Anonymous No.52499871]

OUTTA

[Anonymous No.52499879]

hello rabbi here. i'm here for your shekels goym

[Anonymous No.52499936]

Today I will:
>make money
>post something antisemitic
>laugh with my frens

[Anonymous No.52499968]

>>52499936
I hope you masturbate at least anon

[Anonymous No.52499984]

>>52499835
>that’s why I’ve put effort into the thumbnail this past week
Yeah I always think the thumbnail is important. I know le epic saying is "don't judge a book by it's cover" but in the Youtube space (and reality) it's a croc of shit. As for titles, my content works better directly saying what it is, as it's a series. If you're doing stocks and finance I see a lot of mid-size channels using vague titles like "PREPARE FOR THIS NEXT WEEK" or some shit along those lines.

The consistency is good too. I'm try to release bi-weekly but sometimes it's a few days late kek

[Anonymous No.52499992]

>>52499968
Klaus?

[Anonymous No.52499996]

>>52499835
youtubing is jewish

[Anonymous No.52500014]

Oil always wins

[Anonymous No.52500032]

>futures

https://youtu.be/cDywQqbW19E

[Anonymous No.52500076]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52500080]

I spilled my spaghetti so fucking hard at work today.

[Anonymous No.52500089]

Is this the Patron Saint of /smg/?

[Anonymous No.52500128]

>>52500080
Hey if it makes you feel better at one of my old jobs when I new I was trying to break the ice during coffee breaks and when someone said "wow you drink your coffee black?!" I replied "well, i like my coffee how I like my woman, ground up and in a can!" No one at the table laughed and they never talked to me again outside of when it was mandatory to progress on work. Turns out dark humor doesn't work well with small town christian farmers.

[Anonymous No.52500168]

> futures
Bobros..

[Anonymous No.52500189]

>>52500168
Dont tell me brother

[Anonymous No.52500239]

spy will pump to 410 and shake out shorts/put hedges
then we will bleed from there
some catalyst next week will begin the bleeding

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52500252]

>>52500080
how would you like to tell us what happened?
I literally make zero effort to ever show humor or relate or share personal details anymore. Too much opportunity for spaghetti. Even with all that effort to suppress, there’s still plenty of spaghetti.

[Anonymous No.52500256]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52500288]

>>52500256
>>52500168
>>52500076
https://files.catbox.moe/c03trf.webm

[Anonymous No.52500314]

is this bullish or bearish?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cKVNM-feaqw

[Anonymous No.52500327]

>>52500314
Yi Lon Ma

[Anonymous No.52500372]

>>52500288
>>>/aco/4835220

[Anonymous No.52500380]

>>52500288
>>>/wsg/4835220

[Anonymous No.52500383]

>>52499813
I'm only bullish in the short term, I know we're going to go down more with the next hot CPI report, but until then we get to enjoy a fun bear market rally that makes everyone feel retarded and has no basis in reality. Refreshing to see a bobo who's not trying to Burrypost himself into liquidation.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52500414]

>my latest hooker left her pantsu

[Anonymous No.52500423]

[Anonymous No.52500426]

>>52500414
Show the shit stains. White panties are literally made for stains

[Anonymous No.52500430]

>>52500414
maybe she likes u scoopsy

[Anonymous No.52500442]

Santa rally wen
Genuinely asking, when does it normally/on average start?

[Anonymous No.52500450]

>>52500442
>santa rally during qt rape time
lole

[Anonymous No.52500459]

>>52500442
two weeks ago

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52500477]

>>52500426
literally none.
She usually wears a liner

should I wear it on my face like a wrestling mask?

[Anonymous No.52500479]

>>52500252
It was a company team building event at a bowling alley. I've been pulling 80 hour weeks the last month and a half so that I can make sure my job is secure despite the incoming recession/depression, but I'm just getting super exahusted and wigged out. A couple things happened. First, I was walking behind this group of managers/directors talking in a circle, and this lady reached down to grab something as I was walking by and I didn't see her, so I accidentally knocked her over from behind with a pelvic thrust and she spilled her drink on the other people. They let us take home the catering afterward, and I was trying to make a joke along the lines of "boy, this free food sure is fostering/kindling my team spirit", but it came out as "boy this free food sure is *fondling* my team spirit" right as this super important senior director was walking by, and then he was like "oh yeah, take as much food as you want".

[Anonymous No.52500502]

>>52500479
>accidentally knocked her over from behind with a pelvic thrust
How fat are you? Asking for philosophical inquiry.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52500508]

>>52500479
>boy this free food sure is *fondling* my team spirit
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THE CONSEQUENCES WILL NEVER BE THE SAME!!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52500513]

>>52500502
Like not at all. It was a cramped space between the bowling lounge chairs and she was a womanlet who stuck her ass out.

[Anonymous No.52500517]

>>52500477
>no stains at all
Does she carry around fresh laundry to give out or what?

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52500525]

>>52500479
btw, I possibly plan to never drink at team events for work ever again.
just not worth the spaghetti risk

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52500534]

>>52500517
her pantsu literally smells like flowers.
I definitely fucked her while she was wearing it too.

[Anonymous No.52500552]

>>52500534
Larping faggot.

[Anonymous No.52500556]

>>52500552
Sexless virgin

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52500569]

>>52500552
I kid you not.
pantsu literally smells like flowers.
pussy smelled like fish like normal tho.

[BUY PUTS FAG No.52500615]

>>52500569
Those who talk about sex aren't getting any

[Anonymous No.52500616]

>>52500569
>fish like normal
wtf u on about
you never had regular gf have u?

[Anonymous No.52500619]

my fucking brooker (croupier) just sold my KUKA(KU2.DE) stock with some jewish explanation

does anyone know what happened with KUKA(KU2.DE)

[Anonymous No.52500635]

>>52500569
I can't wait to have sex with my fiancee once we're married this March. We've been together for 5 years so as you can imagine I'm eagerly awaiting the occasion. How does it feel /smg/?

[Anonymous No.52500649]

>>52500635
It feels like intercourse.
>Verification required.

[Anonymous No.52500653]

Why does Microsoft office have to be such cocksuckers bros. I'm just trying to torrent a good copy of Word so I can fix my resume and return to the wage cage and they want to kike me into a subscription fee. The nerve. Makes me want to load up on MSFT puts and short those faggots into the ground.

TU better pump tomorrow I need some gains to feel better.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52500667]

>>52500615
I wasn’t talking about sex
I was talking about pantsu left at my apartment

>>52500616
>implying pussy doesn’t smell like fish
literal virgin

>>52500635
hahaha
best pussay is sideways pussay, niqqa
gotta hit that ching chong puss >>>

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52500673]

>>52500653
Just write it on your office laptop, export to PDF, then email to self

[Anonymous No.52500695]

>>52500653
Google docs works as a temporary alternative. When you torrent a copy make sure it's either preactivated or comes with an activator. Also make sure you edit the windows host file to block the program from sending outgoing verification checks

[Anonymous No.52500696]

>>52500653
Just use libre or something like that

[Anonymous No.52500762]

Yurope melting up

[Anonymous No.52500821]

honestly I'm not sure if posting this is going to be useful to anyone at this point, anyone short is fucked on open.

[Anonymous No.52500835]

can Elon please do FB next?

[Anonymous No.52500903]

>>52500821
What's that? Tons of open shorts?

[Anonymous No.52500906]

>>52500635
how do you stay with a woman for 5 years and not bang her? are you a homosexual?

[Anonymous No.52500926]

>>52500903
shows that another record put/call ratio dropped bigly yesterday and indicates that tommorow should be a big meltup day like last friday

[Anonymous No.52500938]

>>52500926
Thanks anon. Im short and if it melts up I'll just pick up some more cheapies. I cashed out enough to pick up more

[Anonymous No.52500948]

>>52500938
you're welcome

[Anonymous No.52500955]

>>52500635
What culture are you from

[Anonymous No.52500974]

>>52500762
Nah, crab so far
Dollar up gold was up coming down, same with smallcaps
Only dax up atm

Risk off i would say for the time being

[Anonymous No.52501168]

Green or red today ?

[Anonymous No.52501172]

>>52501168
green, look at the god candles on futures.

[Anonymous No.52501175]

Yields.....

[Anonymous No.52501182]

>>52501168
>>52500821
Green if you believe this anon. I kinda also feel it's going green. Also something about options expiring today. I have some open shorts I'm gonna let ride and if I get rekt I moved my buy points low enough to make up for it on the rebound

[Anonymous No.52501192]

>>52501175
thank you so much for posting the douki chart

[Anonymous No.52501202]

Its beautiful

[Anonymous No.52501236]

Brehs, I still hold my CRBP. will I ever get my 100$ back?

[Anonymous No.52501269]

yeah i am thinking that we may in fact be back

[Anonymous No.52501280]

>>52501269
The stuff about p/c ratios and my horoscope confirm.

[BUY PUTS FAG No.52501287]

Big red candle.
Seethe and cope, faggots

[Anonymous No.52501288]

Closed my shorts and booked profits.
Bulldelusion has no limits, like we saw Yesterday.
Keeping my apple shorts, that pump was unreal und will likely reverse.
But nothing wrong with taking some money off the table

75bbs will be coming and break some backs.

[Anonymous No.52501305]

>>52501288
Glad a sensible bobo will survive the meltup to god knows where.

[Anonymous No.52501309]

>>52501280
>taurus

[Anonymous No.52501319]

>premarket neon green
What's today pump catalyst?

[Anonymous No.52501324]

Hope you've had your coffee anon

[Anonymous No.52501329]

>>52501309
A golden bull heralding the golden friday meltup part 2.

[Anonymous No.52501335]

>>52501319
shorts closing before the weekend, as usual

[Anonymous No.52501338]

>>52501319
Bulldelusion, no bad news is good news or does someone knows anything?

[Anonymous No.52501339]

https://apnews.com/article/biden-business-lawsuits-journalists-jamal-khashoggi-49f3e4ce88aa21bf2ba603dcbb32277f
bearish for oil

[Anonymous No.52501360]

>>52501319
I never know what to do when it pumps this hard after hours, feel like it’ll just crab

[BUY PUTS FAG No.52501369]

>smg is mega bullish
I'm buying more puts

[Anonymous No.52501374]

>>52501236
>CRBP
BUDDY...

[Anonymous No.52501380]

>>52501319
Highest Put/call ratio ever was on wednesday, big boys closed them and bought calls, those holding get squeezed.

[Anonymous No.52501399]

>>52501369
are you the same guy that shorted the FTSE and went on about it autistically only for it to not dump

[Anonymous No.52501406]

>>52501369
How did your Gbp/usd shorts go? How did your ftse shorts go? How did you go shorting england? In fact they're all higher

[Anonymous No.52501424]

Here we go bros this green is about to go red and make me some money

[Anonymous No.52501431]

>the day i short is melt up friday

[Anonymous No.52501452]

i wrote a long af fuck post earlier in the day letting bobos know you are about to get heemed but you wouldnt listen. you never do

[Anonymous No.52501465]

>>52501431
It's coming down now. Bears always win.

[BUY PUTS FAG No.52501521]

>>52501452
>TWTR imploding
>TWTR funded by Elon
>Elon funded by TSLA stock sales
>TWTR will fall
>TSLA will fall
Imagine being a retarded mumu

[Anonymous No.52501533]

>>52501521
As soon as the bounce is over i jump right back in with both hands, so much money in this bubble :3

[Anonymous No.52501534]

>>52501399
>>52501406
Kek, even if you call that retard out for being wrong and retarded he'll never admit being wrong

[Anonymous No.52501542]

>>52501521
>TWTR
Someone tell him. Seems this fucktards level of fucktardation has no limit.

[Anonymous No.52501545]

>>52501521
How are your FTSE puts doing

[BUY PUTS FAG No.52501554]

>>52501545
>YOU
>DON'T
>MATTER

[Anonymous No.52501567]

>>52501554
I just want to know how they're preforming you were very passionate about them :)

[Anonymous No.52501571]

>>52501567
Kek

[Anonymous No.52501589]

>>52501542
>TWTR is now funded by TSLA stock sales
he's not wrong, just early

[Anonymous No.52501623]

>>52501589
EVs are a fad and Elon is dumping his bags and moving on to the next big thing, social media sites where you can say nigger

[BUY PUTS FAG No.52501628]

>>52501589
The early Burrd gets the worm

[Anonymous No.52501681]

British economy too based to collapse over a simple budget (with (((they))) probably had leaked to them before hand)

[Anonymous No.52501731]

FDX
HSY
DE
PEP
PG
UL

My current watch list
Figure they're all going to tank as more and more shitty economic news comes out so I can buy them on the cheap
Rate comment and subscribe

[Anonymous No.52501818]

I bought SQQQ at yesterday's close

[Anonymous No.52501841]

>>52501731
pepsi is not going to tank. it's gone up this year and the worst of the crash is behind us. bad economic data from now on is good for stocks barring some exceptions

also I recently looked at LVMH and holy shit that company has 5-6x in like 6 years. And they're doing this off of massive acquisitions... How does arnault do it?

[Anonymous No.52501842]

Being a tradie in Britain is just life on easy mode, I can earn £350 a day and be home by 1pm

[Anonymous No.52501858]

>52501818
you're fucked

[Anonymous No.52501872]

>>52501818
its not even 6am yet, chill

[Anonymous No.52501881]

>>52501818
Bulls rise just to fall deeper again.
Mass delusion , but they wake up if we get 75 to 100bp next fomc

[Anonymous No.52501892]

>>52501818
I bought puts to hedge against my calls

[Anonymous No.52501908]

Today is going to be a huge bulltrap it feels like

[Anonymous No.52501920]

>>52501908
From now until January it will be imo, no reason not to trade it

[Anonymous No.52502006]

>>52501908
Oh yes. I am all in bear etf right now. After a nice x2 in october-november.

[Anonymous No.52502033]

Why is everyone saying twitter is dying? Twitter is too big to die anytime soon.

[Anonymous No.52502040]

>>52502033
So tell me

Were is the money coing from to keep it going?

[Anonymous No.52502045]

I kind of just want to be in all cash until at least february? Does this sound okay?

Or maybe I'll just buy dividend stocks to hedge risk.

[Anonymous No.52502059]

>>52502033
>too big

Nothing is 'too big' to die. If fucking facebook and amazon can lose trillions of dollars in value, then so can twitter.

[Anonymous No.52502066]

The Money Guy Show said now is a good time to convert 401k to roth 401k because when the market recovers it will be tax free growth. Should I do it?

Are there "tax brackets" for converting your entire 401k?

[Anonymous No.52502075]

>>52502040
Where did the money come from before?

[BUY PUTS FAG No.52502081]

>>52502033
What is Kodak. Bear Stearns. Lehman. Blackberry.
Or a thousand others

[Anonymous No.52502116]

>>52502075
Adds
And now they, gm, and other players, Boykott twitter....

[Anonymous No.52502128]

>>52502116
Why would they boycott Twitter just because someone else bought it, seems abit weird

[BUY PUTS FAG No.52502139]

The Fed, for the last week, has been unloading its balance sheet. They are amused that mumu wants to pay premium prices to hold their bags

[Anonymous No.52502141]

Fridays always green
>smugmumu.jpg

[Anonymous No.52502147]

>>52502128
Deepstate doesnt like Elon, freespeach or freedom.

Either Elon gets on their pay list and doesnt change twitter at all or twitter is dead cause i cant see elon paying for that out of his own pocket

[Anonymous No.52502165]

>>52502147
For you, it’s still MR. MUSK

[Anonymous No.52502174]

>>52502147
If Twitter dies then so does most of the internet because everything is just reposting Twitter screencap threads

[Buddha Maitreya Mahdi Mastasiah No.52502181]

>>52499708
The suns 11 year cycle is going back to maximum intensity. 11 years ago this period started to ramp up
https://youtu.be/HWFnBcQG4zc [Open] [Open]
Were now again in that same cycle. Satan tries to lead us astray, he whispers bad things in our minds and hearts, resist satan with faith

[Anonymous No.52502203]

Fuck me
after the great earnings across the board after yesterdays close I bought 2000 SOXL
they were able to flush me out on the drive down to $12.40
I'm an idiot for selling and falling for their flush out

[Anonymous No.52502212]

why the fuck is DAX performing so well, literally 7 green weeks in a row

[Anonymous No.52502224]

>>52502212
Turns out German economy collapsing was a nothing burger like pretty much everything we get told

[Anonymous No.52502227]

>>52502116
>>52502128
Twitter was never used by actual human beings (do you know anyone with a twitter? I don't). It's used buy basedboy bugmen who've been convinced to boycott it now.

[Anonymous No.52502257]

>>52502224
but I am hearing stuff about layoffs, as in supposedly it hasnt even started. I just dont get clown market

[Anonymous No.52502298]

>>52502066
yeah when you do the conversion its one big tax reportable event. you're going from pretax to after tax after all. id talk to an advisor or tax guy about it, lots of pros and cons could depend on this one

[Anonymous No.52502326]

>>52502212
it's returning to normal if you know what I mean

[Anonymous No.52502335]

JD beats, chink to the moon

[Anonymous No.52502359]

>>52502326
god I hope its the memechart, this market deserves nothing but complete collapse

[Anonymous No.52502385]

>futures

https://youtube.com/shorts/LbVDJQTT5o4?feature=share

[Anonymous No.52502454]

>muh put to call ratio
Why would market need to explode higher if 99% of those puts are deep OTM and belong to retail?

[Anonymous No.52502491]

I saw this today, it reminded me of my portfolio

[Anonymous No.52502490]

>>52502203
fuck meeee
$1,000 difference from holding overnight or not
they got me..

[Anonymous No.52502526]

bull trap in progress

[Anonymous No.52502595]

Options expiration today. Will likely be a rollercoaster/crabby, but the low volume will ensure the algos control where it goes. Max pain is up from here so expect a green close.

[Anonymous No.52502602]

>>52500653
>>>/g/89805073

>>52502454
does it make your diseased schizo brain feel better to believe every move you disagree with is done by 'retail'? you're retail.

[Anonymous No.52502606]

>>52502595
>Max pain is up from here so expect a green close.
lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.52502637]

>>52501818
You have no idea how short I am.

[Anonymous No.52502660]

>>52500653
>Why does microshaft try to stop me pirating their software
I wonder

[Anonymous No.52502673]

>>52502595
Every single part of your post is wrong to an embarrassing level
The only sentence that is correct is the first one
>Will likely be a rollercoaster/crabby
Well, which is it? Lmao. Saying "It's either going to be a lot of volatility up and down, or it's going to be flat!" is like saying "It's either going to go up, or it's going to go down!" this says nothing whatsoever - in general, on option expiration days, the market is more flat than other days, this is due to the increased volume
>but the low volume will ensure the algos control where it goes
No. Option expiration days = increased volume. Everyone is rolling positions, taking profits, trying to hit their target before expiry, having to dynamically hedge as we get closer and closer to expiry. Option expiration = more volume --- it's because of this increased volume that the market is more likely to be flat or within range, increased volume = harder for prices to move up or harder to fall; with thin volume, you can move prices very far
>Max pain is up from here so expect a green close.
No, it isn't. Max pain for SPY today is $385, for QQQ $279, for DIA $335 - all 3 indices maximum pain is lower
Furthermore, when maximum pain gets this far away from the strike, prices trend not to go towards maximum pain as it's too far, but instead look to minimize the closest largest strike
>gif related

[Anonymous No.52502686]

>>52501452
what about cash gang? did we miss the bottom?

[Anonymous No.52502703]

>>52502686
probably thats usually how it is. that massive 6.5% pump in just 2 days was crazy

[Anonymous No.52502727]

>>52501452

[Anonymous No.52502760]

Gold down
Uh ohhh

[Anonymous No.52502858]

Number has to go up because it has been going down for a long time. Fact!

[Anonymous No.52502871]

gentlemen, I am pleased to report the world cup, which always draws the spotlight of the world, is about to be a disaster. Alcohol unbanned then banned recently in a dry Arab country, poor accommodations, teams planning protests of slave labor and LGBTHIV+ rights, foreign media being harassed and told they cant film, etc. Just letting you all know to add another shitshow to the list of ongoing shitshows

[Anonymous No.52502884]

I cut a hole through the back of this skid to install a fan. I will wire the fan to a simple thermostat that will kick the fan on when the temperature reaches a certain point.

[Anonymous No.52502902]

>>52502884
Backside of the fan. Door open to install a simple filter

[Anonymous No.52502910]

>>52502871
>soccer
literal judeo-masonic sport

[Anonymous No.52502917]

>>52502884
Backside of fan door closed

[Anonymous No.52502923]

>>52502727
Bury being a gigabrain is actually a handicap in some cases. market isnt driven by logic

[Anonymous No.52502932]

>>52502871
nothing will happen. nothing ever happens.

[Anonymous No.52502945]

>>52502871
why would fifa choose such a shit location are they retarded? obviously thats a yes, also football is a nigger sport

[Anonymous No.52502955]

>futes

[Anonymous No.52502965]

>>52502955
I'm going to say it. Spiderman memes were forced and unfunny just like the mega man ones.

[Anonymous No.52502968]

Ok anons, market is too spooky for me. What am I missing here?

I'm going to buy a large number of JEPI, and then buy an equivalent number of long dated puts in case it dies.

Where's my downside, besides the profit loss from the puts?

[Anonymous No.52502970]

>>52502871
One of the top Qatar officials said that if you are a homosexual you have something wrong with your brain kek

[Anonymous No.52502974]

The DXY is pumping my basterds

[Anonymous No.52502987]

>>52502965

[Anonymous No.52502991]

>>52502968
>Where's my downside, besides the profit loss from the puts?
limiting your gains by hedging. whenever you hear stats quoted about the average yearly return of the market, compounding gains, retiring early, etc. that won't be you because you're limiting gains by burning capital through hedging. sometimes your hedges will work, but the majority of the time they won't.

[Anonymous No.52502994]

Is there a real reason we are poomping or is this just typical Jewish opex clownishness?

[Anonymous No.52503000]

>>52502945
FIFA is corrupt

>>52502970
based

[Anonymous No.52503001]

>>52502884
>>52502902
>>52502917
And how is this stock market related?

[Anonymous No.52503014]

what a boring week

[Anonymous No.52503016]

>>52502884
>>52502902
>>52502917
nice, anon. very based

[Anonymous No.52503025]

>>52502991
True, I just don't trust JP Morgen and JEPI not to rug at some point, so a cheap long dated put is mostly to ensure I have insurance.

>limiting your gains by hedging. whenever you hear stats quoted about the average yearly return of the market, compounding gains, retiring early, etc. that won't be you because you're limiting gains by burning capital through hedging. sometimes your hedges will work, but the majority of the time they won't.

Is that the only downside? Feel like I'm missing something.

[Anonymous No.52503031]

>>52503001
Because he can use that fan to cool his PC that is overheating because he has too many tickers and calculations and jewish AI scambots running at once

[Anonymous No.52503033]

Ehhh oil bros im not feeling to good

[Anonymous No.52503038]

are we back or should i sell my long at open?

[Anonymous No.52503054]

>>52503033
it will be interesting to see if the stocks still retain their retard strength. The DRIP fags seem to be getting tremendous blue balls.

[Anonymous No.52503066]

>>52503001
Holy shit seething so hard. Here’s me making the starboard cover using the template from the fan

[Anonymous No.52503085]

>>52503033
>UK to raise $65 billion from windfall tax on energy companies

So... PBR anyone?

[Anonymous No.52503101]

What SPY 0DTE strike should I buy today /smg/ ?

[Anonymous No.52503114]

>>52499824
Everybody knew this.

[Anonymous No.52503116]

>>52503054
We just wanna coom this tickling and teasing is killing me AAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52503136]

>>52503066
What is the purpose of the fan tho?

[Anonymous No.52503137]

>>52500653
Write your résumé in LaTeX.

[Anonymous No.52503139]

>>52503001

[Anonymous No.52503144]

Why is chyna going donw? JD beat, indicating the average chink consumer still consoom during lockdown. why are the market makers not happy about it?

[Anonymous No.52503167]

>>52503136
To keep things cool

[Anonymous No.52503166]

>>52503085
What a dumb idea in the middle of an energy crisis, oil companies are already saying they won’t bother investing in more supply because of it

[Anonymous No.52503172]

>>52503101
i'm selling some naked 402's at the open to pay for the chicken wings, franks/butter, and marie's bleu cheese for my guests tonight.

[Anonymous No.52503180]

>>52503167
Yea I almost put
>Inb4 to move air retard ha ha
for this exact reason but left it off

[Anonymous No.52503191]

>>52503001
Continue to seethe

[Anonymous No.52503206]

The roastie thing is a meme. It's a genetic lottery, some vagainas are like that.
My mom for example has a pussy like a baby, you can see the labia
Yet my sister has a big labia even when she was a virgin
Same as the "uncut dicks smell Thing
I am cut and mine smells in just two days of not showering while the dick of my father, who only showers once a week, never smells.

[Anonymous No.52503223]

>>52503206
>business & finance

[Anonymous No.52503228]

>>52503172
Nice anon, hope there isnt a god cangle that brings those ITM. Im thinking of picking up some 400 0DTEs.

[Anonymous No.52503229]

>>52503206
wrong thread, you belong here: >>52499264

[Anonymous No.52503230]

>>52503191
Plumber bro I have a question

[Anonymous No.52503250]

>>52503230
Shoot

[Anonymous No.52503254]

Good morning sirs!

[Anonymous No.52503260]

BUDDY LOOK AT PPT BALANCE SHEET COMPUTER

THAT'S A BIG ZOGPUMP

[Anonymous No.52503264]

>>52503250
Do you get super powers from eating magic mushrooms like Mario and Luigi?

[Anonymous No.52503269]

>>52499824
And?

[Anonymous No.52503272]

>>52503139
>>52503167
>>52503191
>>52503250
Never seen an anon this based

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52503274]

Good Morning /smg/ what's going on? I want to share with you guys a poem I wrote. It goes like this.

Fuck niggers
Fuck jannies
and fuck Joe Biden

Thank you very much.

[Anonymous No.52503275]

>it's going to be another day of yields up DXY up stocks up

[Anonymous No.52503292]

My future wife is getting sentenced today, bros. I can fix her. I will write her wile she serves her sentence.

[Anonymous No.52503321]

>>52503250
Assuming the parts can have the same material, lower cost, meets regulations, no extra burdens... If you could 3D print and use custom connectors and bends, would you? Would it make your systems better and your work easier?

[Anonymous No.52503346]

>>52503269
They gotta take down the fake fed group 'patriot front'

[Anonymous No.52503353]

>>52503191
That stuff looks hard to cut.

[Anonymous No.52503357]

>>52503274
what about kikes?

[Anonymous No.52503363]

>>52503357
Baggie is Jewish

[Anonymous No.52503367]

>>52500479
bruh you're literally fine. knocking over that bitch was an accident, and i'm sure at least half of the people that saw have done basically the same thing. the weird word mixup thing is something that no one will remember. you're just vibing bro

[Anonymous No.52503368]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52503381]

things are going to be daijobu

[Anonymous No.52503384]

>Oil trannies

kek baggies

[Anonymous No.52503389]

>>52503363
i know lol

[Anonymous No.52503391]

>>52503292
not so fast

[Anonymous No.52503398]

>>52503381
here have a thread theme

>https://youtu.be/4yhEZ-lLtIU

[Anonymous No.52503404]

>>52503384
>under $80 now
kek

[Anonymous No.52503408]

>>52503384
>oil stonks worthless
>pay less for fuel
Helps ease the asspain

[Anonymous No.52503418]

>>52503404
>>52503408
OPEC will save my bags

[Anonymous No.52503419]

>>52503191
Lol not using a zip saw. Noob.

[Anonymous No.52503420]

Lol there is STILL some whale single-handedly pumping the entire market. Look at the volume spikes on /ES. Literally every leg up overnight occurs in a single 1-minute candle with a 1000% volume spike, and then there's little to no continuation of the trend after.
>pump
>flatline
>pump
>flatline
>pump
>flatline

[Anonymous No.52503427]

>>52502212
European energy prices are collapsing

Industry saved

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52503436]

What's the plan for today? I got these net flix calls that are going to strait up fucking moon, but not too sure what to do after I dump them at the open.

[Anonymous No.52503440]

>>52503321
Thats a lot of assuming. As things are today, no. In the future, yes.

[Anonymous No.52503454]

>>52503172
Hook me up with your blue cheese supplier, broski.

[Anonymous No.52503488]

oil is inching closer to a new low

[Anonymous No.52503492]

>>52503436
All in USD

[Anonymous No.52503493]

cut my losses on bear etf or what it out until next week?

[Anonymous No.52503501]

I ran out of sugar for me coffee. I know, muh sugar bad, but I need it in my coffee I'm not some 1800s Appalachian mountain man. Anyways, I found some chocolate syrup in the fridge, will that do?

[Anonymous No.52503503]

>>52503321
No. The closest you could get is to purchase your own molds and have the parts injection molded. Molds are tens of thousands of dollars

[Anonymous No.52503505]

>>52503488
Why though

[Anonymous No.52503506]

>>52503436
>>52503492
Triple leveraged all cash fund

[Anonymous No.52503510]

>>52503391
God she's such a fucking ghoul. Also fuck Comcast. Internet went out last night at 2am right while I was in the middle of gambling. They said it would come.back on at 3am. Fast forward to now, it's 9am and the internet is still out.

[Anonymous No.52503520]

>>52503505
China fud probably

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52503531]

>>52503510
I thought that the Biden administration passed a law to make sure everybody had access to highspeed internets?

[Anonymous No.52503539]

i think im just gonna bear through it. get it?

[Anonymous No.52503540]

>>52503531
Well apparently not. And somebody has to pay for this. I hope you get snowed in this weekend baggot.

[Anonymous No.52503548]

>see this post last night
>decide to check prices on spy puts for feb
>there's a shitload of volume at 310
>jan and march volume isn't even close at this price
i'm starting to think this is actually accurate. i added the option prices for that range for feb puts to the pic

[Anonymous No.52503566]

>>52503510
Shut the fuck up. You are lucky you are anonymous otherwise I’d find you and challenge you to fisticuffs. You’d probably pussy out to, queer. Don’t EVER fucking talk about her, bitch.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52503567]

>>52503540
looks like fuck you to me

[Anonymous No.52503576]

>>52503420
>you get a message to the fed in the middle of the night
>and the fed will come!
>someone will come

[Anonymous No.52503582]

>>52503501
try it and find out nigger

[Anonymous No.52503583]

Goyslop. It’s for breakfast

[Anonymous No.52503597]

>>52503566
No YOU shut the fuck up. I'm going to slap that ugly diaper butt peanut head man voice bitch in the face, then I'm going to pin you and take your bussy. I won't even break a sweat.
>>52503567
Next week you're going to get fucked. They are moving the buffalo game to Detroit because you're going to get like 3 feet of snow. Lol. Lmao even.

[Anonymous No.52503599]

>>52503583
dont do it. fast...

[Anonymous No.52503620]

>>52503488
told you all to load up on nrgd. Oil wont make it to 100, rather 5 ahead

[Anonymous No.52503623]

>>52503582
Yea, it's pretty good ackshually

[Anonymous No.52503626]

>>52503583
I love those things.

[Anonymous No.52503627]

>>52503597
First off, her voice is fake because we live in a patriarchy that doesn’t respect femininity. Second, miss me with that gay shit, queer.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52503632]

>>52503597
look I know they teach you morons in michigan that connecticut is new york, but buffalo is basically in canada and over 400 miles away from me. you should know all about that lake effect snow shit being in michigan.

[Anonymous No.52503638]

>>52503599
>Doing that in a DC-10
Absolute maddest of lads.

[Anonymous No.52503639]

>>52503626
Based

[Anonymous No.52503643]

>>52503583
Your cup is fucking filthy. Rub some Gojo on this or something

[Anonymous No.52503660]

Probably going to go long on oil here

[Anonymous No.52503666]

And just like that, oil will never be green ever again

[Anonymous No.52503667]

>>52503599
>DC-10
>drops
Words you don't want to hear together

[Anonymous No.52503668]

>>52503643
It’s going on 2 years never been washed with soap. I only ever put black coffee in it and I rinse with water when I’m done

[Anonymous No.52503674]

>>52503660
Don't. As knowledge of a recession becomes more pervasive, that'll drop oil quite a bit long term

[Anonymous No.52503676]

>>52503668
this is not the flex you think it is

[Anonymous No.52503680]

IT'S OVER FOR OIL
NO ONE WILL NEVER EVER NEVER USE OIL EVER AGAIN

[Anonymous No.52503679]

>>52503668
You got black mold in there

[Anonymous No.52503682]

>DXY creeping higher
>AH/premarket pump
its bait isnt it

[Anonymous No.52503685]

>>52503627
Her voice isn't fake. It's that deep because she has a penis and that makes you gay
>>52503632
This is cope. You won't escape the snow. You're going to lose your gookfu in the snow too.
>>52503639
>sweets for breakfast
Yuck

[Anonymous No.52503688]

>>52503668
Aren't you worried about metal shavings and cutting oil residue?

[Anonymous No.52503689]

AEVA

[Anonymous No.52503691]

>>52503668
Absolute Chad

[Anonymous No.52503709]

>>52503682
one of those is lying to us

either way... its da jews -.-

[Anonymous No.52503712]

>>52503674
RSI of 13, we will see a bounce

[Anonymous No.52503714]

>>52503668
breh...coffee has oil from the beans and it goes rancid. should clean it well every once in a while

[Anonymous No.52503721]

When is the next report for inflation?

[Anonymous No.52503730]

>>52503714
Coffee is a disgusting drink and a dumb meme.
>don't mind me im just going to have a cup of Joe
>takes a sip
>sprays liquid shit everywhere immediately

[Anonymous No.52503737]

>>52503721
Dec 8th

[Anonymous No.52503739]

Hope you're ready for the great heeming

[Anonymous No.52503741]

>>52503668
You have your immune system working tirelessly, I bet your white blood cells are brick hosues and MURDER foreign intruders. How often do you get sick anon?

[Anonymous No.52503750]

>>52503721
Hey that's me!

[Anonymous No.52503758]

>>52503668
Anon really out here trying to culture penicillin.

[Anonymous No.52503768]

Should i sell my sp&500 long at open , what the plan anon?

[Anonymous No.52503772]

[Anonymous No.52503784]

>>52503721
Now.

[Anonymous No.52503782]

>>52503777
>>52503777
>>52503777
early bake for market open
>>52503777
>>52503777
>>52503777
early bake for market open

[Anonymous No.52503837]

>>52503599

[Anonymous No.52505459]

>>52500635
That’s literally up to your own performance

[Anonymous No.52505902]

>>52500906
>woman
>half decade
>no sex
>check