/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.52498739]

fucking lol

>all those HR roasties who only signed up to do those "day in the life" tiktok videos of themselves sipping starbucks all day long now asked to do real work, all quitting
>only actual white male coders left alive

[Anonymous No.52498765]

everyones leaving, not just the diversity hires
why would anyone work 70 hours a week just to protect elons ego and poor investments?
honestly youve gotta be retarded to stay

[Anonymous No.52498796]

>>52498765
It's intentional. The people he fired first round were suing, so now he's getting them to quit on their own initiative.

[Anonymous No.52498810]

>>52498739
>white
>coders

[Anonymous No.52498814]

>>52498796
An absolute Chad

[Anonymous No.52498821]

>>52498796
>The people he fired first round were suing
How can you sue a company that fired you when you "work" 2 hours a week and drink wine all day?

[Anonymous No.52498875]

>>52498739
>extremely hardcore
That sounds gay as hell

[Anonymous No.52498899]

Basen Elon

[Anonymous No.52498903]

>>52498810
Yes the inventors of modern programming are of European origin so it is a white mans discipline.

[Anonymous No.52498905]

>>52498739
It's like Stalin purging his generals. The country was weakened for a time, but came out stronger than before and kicked some nazi chud ass.

[Anonymous No.52498926]

>>52498765
>why would anyone work 70 hours a week just to protect elons ego and poor investments?
he's trying to run it like a startup. he tweeted out earlier today something like "how do you make a small fortune with a social media company? start with a large fortune." there's too much dead weight sloshing around. he's not going to be able to make any radical changes with so many basedlennial males and tiktok roasties who just want to live a lifestyle fucking everything up. people forget that 80-99% of the functionality that exists on these platforms was created and maintained by small teams of 20 something white and asian men years ago. it's a private company now and whoever sticks around will be rewarded like a founder or first gen employee if elon's able to take twitter a step function forward with this move. $44 billion is a lot of money to pay to take a shot at a start up but if you want to do that this is what you do.

[Anonymous No.52498980]

>>52498739
Maybe a good thing for the business in the long run, but I would've quit too. No way I'd bust my ass working for Twitter. I can understand it if you're working for SpaceX or something and you're willing to put in extra hours and effort because it's a good cause. But not Twitter, I'd rather get a cushy job somewhere else.

[Anonymous No.52499008]

>>52498905
Stalin did the opposite of Hitler: shut the fuck up and let the generals do their job.

[Anonymous No.52499017]

>>52498926
i have a small penis and medium sized balls. and i feel uncomfortable being naked in front of women so i always turn out the lights and quickly put a condom on and finish quick and put my underwear back on. ive never had a gf very long and i think thats why : (

[Anonymous No.52499023]

>>52498810
Were talking about real software here, the kind created by White men. Not jeet scripts that stinky foreigners make

[Anonymous No.52499024]

>>52498765
Literally know people who work at FAANG and tech jobs that barely put in an hour a day worth of work.
I know because they’re always onboard to play valo/ow/lol/apex during work hours

[Anonymous No.52499038]

>>52499023
they're webdevs bro

[Anonymous No.52499080]

>>52498739
>new boss comes in and says everyone needs to work 80 hour weeks for the same pay
>everyone looks around and says fuck that and collectively quits
>/biz/ some how thinks that Elon is the based one in this situation

If youre siding with Elon youre a cuck and youre never allowed to complain about your job on this board again.

[Anonymous No.52499085]

>>52499038
yeah? the Twitter for android and iOS developers are webdevs? the database managers and security analysts are webdevs? these are the professions of White men

[Anonymous No.52499097]

>>52498905
>>52499008

Sort of both right. Stalin purged the upper echelons, which was shitty at first but allowed talented young officers to rise to prominence and eventually do better than their dead predecessors would have done.

[Anonymous No.52499108]

>>52499080
that's what you faggots dont understand, I never complain on this board because only good shit happens to me. all the complaints are coming from the same group of undesirables

[Anonymous No.52499110]

>>52498765
you get paid

[Anonymous No.52499119]

>>52499108
nigger

[Anonymous No.52499128]

I'd love to go work for Elon at Twitter. I'd even be willing to move back to the bay area for the chance. I'd work 70 hours a week if I thought the work mattered. Imagine there's no shortage of people who would be glad to go hardcore if it meant working on something important with a guy as talented as Elon.

[Anonymous No.52499145]

>>52499128
Elon is only talented as a conman.

[Anonymous No.52499149]

>>52499024
Yeah tech fucks are lazy as all hell and there is a culture of rot. Still I don't see how you can fire most of the company and still run the place. I know he's incompetent as all hell but it really feel like he is intentionally scuttling the whole thing

[Anonymous No.52499161]

>>52499145
That's still a talent

[Anonymous No.52499180]

>>52498739
most of those left are the ones on work visas, aka pajeets.
you absolute dickriding moron.

[Anonymous No.52499183]

>>52499149
Most jobs are bullshit jobs, especially any job done in an office. You could fire half the country and nobody would notice. Office jobs are most a form of welfare for women

[Anonymous No.52499211]

>>52499183
Its amazing you managed to type all that horseshit with Elon's nutsack in your mouth & his taint in your face.

[Anonymous No.52499221]

>>52499211
Truth hurts doesn't it

[Anonymous No.52499224]

>musk worshippers going into cope overdrive

[Anonymous No.52499230]

>NEETs and McDonalds losers trying to help elon cope with this
lmao mutts really are the ultimate bootlickers.
"hey you're gonna work double time for no extra pay to bail me out of this shitty situation I got myself into and I, a guy who has repeatedly proven that he is very opinionated and willing to make rash decisions while not actually understanding anything about this product, will have my nose up your ass while you do it"
"lol okay see ya fag, thanks for the 3 months severance before holiday"
>hahaha based elon getting rid of the lazy diversity hires

[Anonymous No.52499231]

why the fuck would you work 80 hours a week if you can get 3 months severance and a cushy job elsewhere? Twitter was on the low end of big tech salaries and nobody will look down on you for quitting: "all of my team quit, so I decided to explore other opportunities".

[Anonymous No.52499234]

>>52498821
>>52498926
I find it hard to believe that people can be this willingly stupid.

[Anonymous No.52499255]

>>52499183
I dunno I work a deskjob and put in my hours and do good work. It's frankly insulting if your employer by default assumes you're not working hard.

[Anonymous No.52499276]

>>52499230
Elon dickriders are the most pathetic losers I've ever had the misfortune of encountering.

[Anonymous No.52499278]

This is why tech companies are so based. They can fire almost everyone and make the same amount of money or more. I think the market is basically irrational for dumping tech so hard going into a recession. I understand the thing about high interest rates making future growth less valuable but they aren’t fairly rewarded for their recession proof nature. Not all tech companies of course but the good ones will just come out of this leaner and meaner and printing money. That’s kind of what happened after 2008 as well

[Anonymous No.52499294]

>>52499276

People who don’t like Elon are the real pathetic losers though. Like the guy gives the world electric cars and rockets that land themselves and you faggots still manage to be haters because he’s politically moderate. Fuck you’re in a cult, no objective person could say he’s not based.

[Anonymous No.52499380]

>>52499276
/thread
Elon is a fucking con artist that has coasted through life so far and has the audacity to claim people should be doing 100 hour work weeks and to head back into the office. He is a fucking scam seller and a massive faggot that relies on thinking that more hours = some how better products. Fuck Steve Jobs for ruining the industry, the faggot made trash and ripped off xerox, but because iPhones worked he’s now tech jesus instead of worse bill gates

[Anonymous No.52499430]

>>52499278
>They can fire almost everyone and make the same amount of money or more.
The problem is there's only like 5 of them that actually turn a profit at all.

[Anonymous No.52499431]

>>52499294
>no u
Nah, he had it right the first time you stupid faggot.

[Anonymous No.52499451]

>>52499294
He also overpaid for a company he said was overpriced before buying it; literally bought the tippy top.

> Fuck you’re in a cult, no objective person could say he’s not based.

Projection and a fallacy. Idiots also typically insist on using absolutes. Many such cases.

[Anonymous No.52499475]

>>52499294
holy shit do people actually think that elon musk invented electric cars?

[Anonymous No.52499505]

>>52499294
He's not gonna have sex with you, no matter how hard you simp for his ass on the internet.
Fucking dumbass.

[Anonymous No.52499527]

>>52498810
“Coders” is a misnomer here used by non-technical people to describe anyone and everyone who uses a computer for more than basic office work. In this case we are referring to real software engineers who are white and can do more than a stinky curryman

[Anonymous No.52499531]

He's so heckin based and redpillarino boys. He really show up all those libtards for us virgin neets

[Anonymous No.52499535]

>>52499505
Cope.

[Anonymous No.52499537]

>>52499024
>>52499149
Tech jobs have an incredible rate of burnout which is why its acceptable for them to spend a few days a month playing vidya. It isn't like your menial labour jobs where you can plough through it, if your brain checks out your productivity completely stops.

[Anonymous No.52499538]

>>52499294
electric cars and rockets are the most reddit shit ever. you are a faggot.

[Anonymous No.52499544]

>>52499017
No. If you're bedding them multiple times then it's something else about you.

You comfortable with yourself? Proud and thankful for your accomplishments?

[Anonymous No.52499577]

>>52499475
>>52499505
>>52499538
tesla has completely changed every single car company's business model. It's also the first new face in the industry to not instantly fail in like 100 years. And to top that Spacex basically invented an entire industry out of nothing, bringing payloads to orbit was the sole domain of government programs before it. Pretending otherwise because you don't like his tweets just makes you look like an idiot

[Anonymous No.52499589]

>>52499577
i can hear your lisp reading this

[Anonymous No.52499590]

>>52499577
How retarded do you have to be fall for that scam artist's horseshit? When are we getting the hyperloop btw?

[Anonymous No.52499593]

If my boss came in tomorrow, told me I had to work extra hours without pay and the alternative is that he gives me a 3 month paid vacation to find a new job. Hell yeah I am taking the offer. Only an absolute moron would not take the latter offer.

[Anonymous No.52499599]

>>52499577
post so embarrassingly reddit you can't help but laugh

[Anonymous No.52499617]

>>52499589
>>52499590
>>52499599
explain to me how anything that i said is wrong niggers

[Anonymous No.52499622]

It's a high IQ move.

Of course everyone is going to take him up on the "offer" because they're all slackers who don't do any work at all to begin with.
What fucking work is even getting done there?

I want to see the daily schedule/itinerary of every single person that quit to see what they were even doing there to begin with.

But anyway, the play here is to get them all to fuck off so he can staff the entire company with h1b people who will work for half the pay and not complain or failing that move the entire company HQ to India where he can hire a million "programmers" for the same cost.

[Anonymous No.52499638]

Does he plan to make money at some point?

[Anonymous No.52499645]

>>52498739
>NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!
>Muh pay gap! Muh equabrily! Muh femoid stronk narrative!!!!
Based Musk

[Anonymous No.52499649]

>>52499622
Lmao. Remember the trend of moving all software development to India in the mid 2010s. Have you ever wondered why that stopped being a thing? Elon is about to find out what MS learn the hard way back then if he outsource everything to Pajeet.

[Anonymous No.52499658]

>>52499617
Tesla makes money from selling carbon credits & Spacex literally took reusable rocket tech from NASA itself.
There's also a one to one correlation between dickriding Elon simps & idiots falling for crypto scams.

[Anonymous No.52499692]

>>52498926
>he's not going to be able to make any radical changes with so many basedlennial males
I still don't get this. Sure yeah the company had too many rich codemonkeys doing nothing all day, but the part I don't get is the people who keep mentioning these "radical changes" that will totally come. It's Twitter. What interesting feature could they possibly add to Twitter that requires a restructuring of the entire workforce? The firings are clearly for saving budget and that's understandable, but I can't take people seriously when they act as if the website will become different in any significant way from the trash it has always been.

[Anonymous No.52499706]

>>52499658
my post had nothing to do with how Tesla makes money and NASA doesn't make reusable rockets. wanna try again?

[Anonymous No.52499725]

>>52499658
>Tesla makes money from selling carbon credit
You ever look at the 10k my dude.. they have needed credits for a while now.. also carbon credits are going to be a trillion dollar commodity

[Anonymous No.52499743]

>>52499234
Lol, I did this at a few startups that were poorly run. I worked for Fab.com and did maybe 2 hours of work each week. I drank enough at work that I developed a problem which I continued while working for another shitty startup. Then I got a job at Jet.com, which had a bunch of people like me that liked to drink. When we merged with Walmart.com all the fun ended, but options netted me about 300k, so whatever.

Also, riff raff understands ho business works:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1vAqaUwLg7g

[Anonymous No.52499839]

>>52499649
>>52499622
>retards think twitter wasn't full of h1b pajets before
lol

[Anonymous No.52499850]

>>52499649

He doesn't care.

He just needs the profit to go up a bit for a few years then he'll sell it all to whoever. China or UAE or whatever.

[Anonymous No.52499946]

>>52498903
>>52499023
Powered by Jeets ®™©

[Anonymous No.52499948]

>>52499537
>burnout
High levels of cope my dude, they’re always online playing some games on steam or on Bnet. Ofc they have some months when they aren’t but let someone say 10/12 months theyre in game throughout the weekdays.

[Anonymous No.52499950]

>>52499839
Good luck maintaining your code base with H1B pajeets Elon.

>>52499850
Lmao. No one is buying Twitter for a profit. No one.

[Anonymous No.52500027]

>>52498765
truly. if you offered more pay, sure maybe. but what's the incentive to do more work for the same pay when you can go anywhere else?

looks like it's a bit too much for him anyway https://www.reuters.com/technology/elon-musk-says-he-expects-reduce-his-time-twitter-court-testimony-2022-11-16/

[Anonymous No.52500056]

>>52499255
>"I PUT IN MANY HOURS AND DO GOOD WORK"
>Push button
>Make Excell spreadsheet
>Email all day
>"Work"

[Anonymous No.52500069]

>>52498739
What's more embarrassing than people who dickride Elon are those that autistically hate him.

[Anonymous No.52500074]

>>52498739
are there any white males working at twitter? they would probably also leave.

only chinese workers could accept these conditions...

[Anonymous No.52500112]

>>52499128
If you've ever worked for a so called entrepreneur you'd know they are essentially insane and think you are there property or chattel if you will and they can call you at 3am when you finished work at 1am and expect you to be in the office at 5am.

Most are bipolar and have extremes of energy up and down you have to work around. They changed their minds constantly and make pure leaders and managers.

They are good visionaries due to the bipolar but always screw the staff, project and org management. Hence why the VCs always insist they hire tell COOs etc.

Trust me you never want to work for someone like Elon. You don't learn you just get used to burnout

[Anonymous No.52500174]

>>52498765
>why would anyone work 70 hours

for 500k/year i would easily work like that.

Truth is,unicorn companies like twitter hire a bunch of unproductive poeple with insane salaries and when shit goes down they don't want to work.

[Anonymous No.52500198]

HOLY DUCK ITS HAPPENING
TURN ON CNN
THE FBI IS ARRESTING MUSK

[Anonymous No.52500370]

>>52499224
It's not Musk worshippers having a meltdown right now

[Anonymous No.52500454]

>>52498739
Given the typical hard lefty, handed a h1 visa types their, anything beyond not having a 6 hour gossip whilst double hand hand holding a mug of chia would constitute "extreme" work expectations.

I've worked at in big pharma r&d and I swear the senior scientist next to me (with no qualifications in science) spent 90 odd % of their time on etsy.

[Anonymous No.52500540]

>>52498796
Based Elon

[Anonymous No.52500576]

>>52498926
It’s hilarious people don’t get this. Twitter could be recreated as a graduate project, its not that complex of a platform. I worked for a large online shop and the core team was 5 devs and 3 infrastructure guys. I’d imagine twitter would run with a core dev team of 50 max and a infra team of 10 or so.

[Anonymous No.52500664]

>>52500174
>everyone at twitter has a 500k a year salary
that's not true

[Anonymous No.52500840]

>>52500576
It is hilarious how NEETs on Twitter think they can run a successful company with a barebone skeleton crew and it will be the same. Twitter the site can probably run with a core team of devs and infra. Twitter the company cannot.
Musk wants to make Twitter profitable right? What does he need? A sale teams. That means account managers, a finance team and of course sales people.
What comes with sales? Legal teams. Teams to ensure that the contract is legal. And he needs a legal team for every single country that Twitter is selling ads out of.
Next, he wants them to stop remote working. What does that mean? It means he needs to hire HR to babysit the staff and the office. And he needs it for every country Twitter is based out of unless he plans for overseas workers to be remote only.
There are probably more I am missing but legit brain dead take that Twitter would run if Musk fired everyone save 60 devs / infra.

[Anonymous No.52500870]

>>52499128
yeah, i have seen tons just this past hours
hell, ive even seen some esl third world engineers that love messing with soiboys volunteering

this is only an issue for the usual suspects

[Anonymous No.52500884]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qkQbHyLE6Tc
I wonder if this bitch as quit yet

[Anonymous No.52500899]

the tranny damage control is so out of touch it's unreal

[Anonymous No.52500908]

>>52498739
Op, just stop. For one moment in your life stop thinking about every single thing in the pol "progressive libtards btfo by chad elon" way and use your business brain.

You, an employee at Twitter, used to be allowed to work from home, with a relatively low stress job. Now, this guy buys the company, actively threatens employees, calls you lazy and a bad worker, fires half of everyone you know then demands you pour your life into work like a dog. Why would you do that to yourself?

[Anonymous No.52500915]

>>52498739
I would love to work there, I believe in that Japanese work ethic. Work your ass off and the company rewards you well.

[Anonymous No.52500918]

>>52500908
Because suckers like >>52500870 are born every minute.

[Anonymous No.52500920]

>>52498765
That’s how the good companies operate though. There’s no room for B players. Musk is based.

[Anonymous No.52500930]

>>52498739
Cheaper than firing.

[Anonymous No.52500935]

>>52500930
All of those who quit got 3 months severance per the email.

[Anonymous No.52500953]

>>52498796
ummmm holy based 4D chess batman!?!?

[Anonymous No.52501003]

>>52499183
This. Remember back when lockdowns were in place and only essential workers were allowed to work? This was 20% of the population and yet nobody could tell the difference with normal days. We still had internet, gas at the station, food on the shelves, running water, electricity, ppl to deliver the mail and stuff,..
You could fire 65% of the workforce and literally nobody would notice. Actually, things would run more smoothly and efficiently without all the pencil-pushing gubment faggots and HR, middle management roasties in the way trying hard to justify their salary by making everybody's life miserable and convoluted.

[Anonymous No.52501040]

>>52499231
>so I decided to explore other opportunities
Ooops sorry there is zero opportunities left anywhere. Literally all big tech is firing 15-40% of their workforce now the endless fedbux tap dried down. The era of free monies is over, so is the era of bullshit jobs (hopefully).

It would cost so much less money to simply fire half the country to put them on UBI. Offices are kindergardens for "adults" at this point. And ppl probably would be way happier too.

[Anonymous No.52501054]

>>52501040
Look into the actual layoff numbers and you realize that SWE make out the smallest number. SWE are still very much in demand.

[Anonymous No.52501066]

>>52498739
>Illegal in Europe

Why do Americattle permit their oligarchs to treat them like that?

[Anonymous No.52501069]

>>52501054
>SWE
the fuck is this? South West East?

[Anonymous No.52501076]

>>52501069
Spoken like a true NEET

[Anonymous No.52501081]

>>52498765
>why get paid 200k+ a year to work

[Anonymous No.52501093]

>>52498765
there aren't that many tech companies left who are still hiring people for doing no work and getting paid a $200k salary. In fact, most other big tech companies are also doing mass lay-offs right now. You'd have to be extremely stupid to leave your job right now in this economy just because you are completely averse to doing any actual work.

[Anonymous No.52501094]

>>52501081
Anyone good has left
Everyone with no choice aka the deadweight stays

[Anonymous No.52501095]

>>52501066
There are people in this thread right now who are saying that they would love it and would volunteer to be treated like that. The jews are right, some people are just cattle.

[Anonymous No.52501115]

>>52501093
Anyone who has talent will leave because they know they are still paid well outside. Anyone who has no talent and draws 200k is going to stay in Twitter but shit the bed anyway. The economy is bad. But not bad enough that talented engineers still won't get hired.

[Anonymous No.52501130]

>>52501094
there isn't a single person working at Twitter or any other social media company who can't be easily replaced in a matter of days or weeks at the most. They don't exactly do cutting edge innovative work there. The high skill labor at twitter is run of the mill coding work anybody straight out of university can do. And HR staff an be replaced by literally anybody.

[Anonymous No.52501159]

>>52501130
the top 10% that carry tech companies are irreplaceable. these are the people that are leaving, because they know that they know they are always in demand. you have no idea what you're talking about.

[Anonymous No.52501162]

>>52501130
Ah. The trademark replace with Pajeet tier engineers strategy. Surely it will work this time.

[Anonymous No.52501169]

>>52498739
Fuck off pajeet

[Anonymous No.52501170]

>>52501115
>>52501094
big tech isn't hiring right now if you haven't noticed. They won't be getting the same salary or benefits anywhere, guaranteed

[Anonymous No.52501177]

>>52499183
Yes, everyone should work in a factory

[Anonymous No.52501184]

>>52501170
Dude who got fired by Elon on Twitter literally had Square in his thread looking for an interview. Big tech is still hiring good software engineers. That's the difference.

[Anonymous No.52501195]

>>52501170
>ermmm but i saw in the news that facebook was laying people off???
yes, tech companies are currently laying off dead weight. they are not laying off the 10% that carries them.

[Anonymous No.52501201]

>>52499110
I think waiting for my dext bags to go up 0.1% while I merge with my chair and eat only pizza would make me more money than that lmao

[Anonymous No.52501207]

>>52501159
what kind of work do you think needs to be done at twitter that can only be done by irreplaceable genius software engineers? Almost all superficial changes done to social media sites are made by devs who just try to justify their own existence at the company. None of them are necessary or even wanted by the userbase. All that the userbase wants is that the site keeps running, which requires a competent maintenance and security team and that's pretty much it.

[Anonymous No.52501214]

>>52498765
/thread
These Elon ball-fluffers need to rope

[Anonymous No.52501218]

>>52501195
indeed and neither is musk laying off anyone critical to twitter

[Anonymous No.52501221]

>>52501184
If a company offers you a job publicly, that's just them trying to showboat and get some positive publicity. "look at us, we're helping out this little guy who just got fired by Elon, we're different!"
If they were serious about their offer and actually were only interested in that guy's qualifications, they'd have reached out privately and not in public.

[Anonymous No.52501223]

>>52501218
thsi isn't about layoffs, this is about people quitting.

[Anonymous No.52501235]

>>52501223
it's about people not answering his ultimatum at all, which was to be expected. a silly move by elon but doesn't really mean anything. these people are not quitting

[Anonymous No.52501240]

>>52501235
>NOBODY IS QUITTING LALALALALA I CAN'T HEAR YOU
yeah ok

[Anonymous No.52501245]

>>52501221
The guy worked in Twitter for 6 years and publicly corrected his boss with knowledge that his boss is bullshitting. You think this guy isn't going to immediately land a job elsewhere? Also Square is a payment company and have no reason to showboat.

[Anonymous No.52501256]

>>52501207
Read
>>52500840

[Anonymous No.52501262]

>>52501218
yes but the critical people at twitter are leaving on their own

[Anonymous No.52501266]

>>52501262
The key point is they are taking 3 months of severence and leaving.

[Anonymous No.52501271]

>>52501245
why exactly do you think someone who just proved he has zero loyalty and is willing to throw his own boss under the bus for social media likes is a desireable hire? What reason do you think Square had to reply to the guy in his thread instead of writing him a DM or reaching out to him in some other private way?

[Anonymous No.52501281]

>>52501271
>loyalty
This is business, you retarded fucking neet. People do whatever is in their best interest and everyone understands this.

[Anonymous No.52501295]

>>52501271
Loyalty is a 2 way street. Elon marched in and fired a lot of people. Where was the loyalty then? Fl

[Anonymous No.52501297]

>>52498739
Elon should issue a call-to-arms to anyone RW or even centrist. There are RW programmers, r-right?

[Anonymous No.52501299]

Musk needs to either moderate content on Twitter to make it desirable for advertisers again, or he needs to develop bells and whistles that will convince people that $8 a month is worth it to use Twitter. He either fired or drove away all the people he needs to do that.

[Anonymous No.52501301]

>>52501281
yup, loyalty to a boss who can fire you at a whim is a boomer wagie take

[Anonymous No.52501302]

>>52501256
the bottom line is, the people aren't essential. You are politically motivated, so you desperately need to believe that Musk is going to lose, Twitter will go bankrupt and all the ex-employees will be hired by Meta and slurp latte while celebrating Musk's downfall. The truth is, 99% of the workers who are leaving Twitter will be easily replaced and there won't be any issue for Musk to do so, because software devs would kill for a job at Twitter, making the money these people were making, even if it means to actually do some work.

[Anonymous No.52501307]

>>52498739
None of these engineers at Twitter sound like they even care about the users of their platforms. They should've been canned last year but big tech wants to uphold their "image"

[Anonymous No.52501308]

>>52501295
so why should any other company trust this guy when he could be leaking damaging information if they ever decide they have to do some lay-offs?

[Anonymous No.52501310]

>>52501302
This nigga read the entire post and says these people aren't essential lmao. The entire reason Musk is firing people is because of the lack of revenue and this moron thinks the key aspects of revenue generating is not essential.

[Anonymous No.52501315]

>>52501302
all you're doing is pretending that nobody is leaving twitter except for the people you don't like. you are doing this as a way to cope.

[Anonymous No.52501322]

>>52501308
He didn't leak any information. He corrected his boss who was spreading misinformation about the work he does.

[Anonymous No.52501332]

>>52501310
yes, they aren't essential. Their work is essential, but their work can be done by millions of other people with the same or even better qualifications who are looking for gainful employment.

[Anonymous No.52501343]

>>52501332
Musk is not replacing their headcount retard.

[Anonymous No.52501344]

>>52501332
Ok then provide me with a source for this claim.

[Anonymous No.52501361]

>>52501322
If your boss got something wrong about your work, you'd usually try to correct him at work or reach out to your superiors to let him know. I swear you fucking zoomers have zero idea of proper conduct in the work place. Do you have any idea how many times my boss did something stupid that made me angry? But I didn't do some fucking tik tok dance or made a twitter post correcting him, I went into his fucking office and told him, like any normal person would do.

[Anonymous No.52501368]

>>52501343
well then I suppose their work wasn't essential after all.

[Anonymous No.52501375]

>>52501361
That's not leaking information. He did nothing wrong and Elon fired him for not giving him face. Says nothing about his ability to hold confidential information or code.

[Anonymous No.52501405]

>>52501368
Yeah. Why do you think people say Twitter is dying you fucking retard.
Elon has no concrete plans to turn the platform around.
His first plan for paid check markers bombed spectacularly in his face.
Everyone talented will leave this poisoned chalice. Those who stay are those without a choice aka deadweight.
And you think Elon can turn this turd around.
Lmao.

[Anonymous No.52501416]

>>52501375
It says that if he ever feels wronged or slighted at the work place by his boss or one of his superiors, his first impulse is to voice his grievance publicly on social media rather than seeking dialog with the person in question within the work environment.

[Anonymous No.52501419]

Remember a week ago when Musk floated the idea of turning Twitter into a bank? Would anyone trust this guy with their money?

[Anonymous No.52501433]

>>52501405
all the people saying Twitter is dying are saying it on Twitter funnily enough. Those are the same type of people who said they were going to move to Canada when Trump became president. Also, Twitter was losing millions of $ a day before Elon bought it, the platform was dying before he bought it, yet nobody seemed to mention it or care about it back then and all the employees were perfectly fine doing their yoga sessions and drinking their kale shakes during work times at said dying company.

[Anonymous No.52501434]

>>52501416
Yeah maybe Elon shouldn't be shit talking on Twitter. What are you? Some kind of Elon fanboy?

[Anonymous No.52501451]

>>52501433
Yeah. Cause Elon spent 44 billion to kill it faster. Which is hilarious. I get it. You hate Twitter, you want it to die to but somehow you must also suck off Musk.

[Anonymous No.52501459]

>>52498926
>people forget that 80-99% of the functionality that exists on these platforms was created and maintained by small teams of 20 something white and asian men years ago
It's true. Before the mass firings, Twitter had 7500 employees. However I guarantee that only ~200 were actually relevant employees. That's a 38:1 ratio.

[Anonymous No.52501480]

>>52501459
Twitter allegedly lost 88% of their workforce so hopefully it turns profitable soon. Lmao.

[Anonymous No.52501485]

>>52501405
>Why do you think people say Twitter is dying
LOL. You're an ass devastated libtard.

[Anonymous No.52501499]

>>52501480
You are deeply emotionally invested in this.

Lmao.

[Anonymous No.52501503]

>>52501459
>dude trust me
Why?

[Anonymous No.52501513]

>>52501485
>>52501499
Twitter has been dying but dunking on Musk fanboys because they think he can turn Twitter around is hilarious. I hope Twitter dies desu.

[Anonymous No.52501524]

>>52501503
You don't have to, I don't care.

[Anonymous No.52501528]

>>52501130
HR at Twitter tried to recruit me months before the Elon Drama. Pay was meh and required more hoops to jump through. Larpers don't realize that salaries are similar everywhere, not just FAANG companies and 90% of them are full remote and typical 40 hour weeks. Twitter was only good for a resume gloat and like Facebook won't even be that soon.

[Anonymous No.52501535]

>>52501513
Not all leftists are asshurt by Musk. But if (you) are asshurt by Musk, you are definitely a leftist.

Lmao.

[Anonymous No.52501539]

>>52498739
>'twitter sucks'
>posted by my goyphone on twitter
hes killing off the jannies from twitter, who didnt work anyway. funny when this shit runs just as always with just 10 % of people.

[Anonymous No.52501544]

They're getting geohot tomorrow, that autist is equivalent to 2000 twitter "engineers"

There's a good reason there is no T in FAGMAN, Twitter scrapped most of its big projects and just started using off the shelf vendor solutions from google cloud. All the other staff are HR roasties and "project managers" who do contribute nothing

Twitter isn't going to die, it's going to thrive

[Anonymous No.52501551]

>>52501535
>Billionaire buys company and runs it to the ground
>Must make it a left or right issue
Mentally ill.

[Anonymous No.52501583]

>>52501480
thats exactly true
wikipedia shouldnt be asking for millions of donations every year, they just need a couple devoted sysadmins to keep the servers connected to the grid and a couple coders to keep up with environment updates
same for twitter
elon is foolish for explicitly telling programmers to work overtime, that kind of shit only flies in sectors filled with devotees (gamedev, space) and even then it's best left implied
but fundamentally it's correct to reduce to a hundred essential staff, you don't need a small town to run a fucking website, I run one by myself and the other 99 people should be able to take care of distributed servers and ads

[Anonymous No.52501601]

>>52501551
And yet, you're a leftist. Really makes you think. I'm sure it's just a coincidence.

[Anonymous No.52501627]

>>52501583
>they just need a couple devoted sysadmins to keep the servers connected to the grid and a couple coders to keep up with environment updates
You also need people to write the articles, luckily Wikipedia has a bunch of hobbyists doing this for them for free. That won't work for twitter.

[Anonymous No.52501633]

>>52501627
it works for 4chan

[Anonymous No.52501637]

>>52501627
>That won't work for twitter.
You mean who will write the tweets? The thing that the populace does for free just like on Wikipedia?

[Anonymous No.52501655]

>>52501633
Advertisers don't want volunteer moderators who aren't really accountable to higher-ups.
>>52501637
The people Musk fired includes content moderators and other people who keep the site respectable for advertisers. He's not going to get volunteers to do that work like 4chan does.

[Anonymous No.52501680]

>>52501583
>elon is foolish for explicitly telling programmers to work overtime
I don't believe he did explicitly say that. Though you could, not unreasonably, assume that's what "long hours" means. Pic related is the email he sent out. I personally more interpreted it as "you'll now actually have to work during the 8 hours you're here instead of jacking off for 7.5."

[Anonymous No.52501685]

>>52499145
>conman
A con man doesn't have a rich daddy who owns a gemstone mine in Africa.
The con man hustles more.

[Anonymous No.52501689]

>>52501655
>content moderators
Oh no! Not the heckin' content moderation!

[Anonymous No.52501695]

>>52499948
>T. Manual labour 80iq tard

[Anonymous No.52501710]

>>52501689
Advertisers care about things like that, and unless Elon can convince people to give him eight bucks a month he has to think of the advertisers and their reputations.

[Anonymous No.52501719]

>>52498739
Twitter is a fucking dumpster fire right now, so many fucking bots and scammers and some of them even have blue checkmarks
Musk is obviously a retard if he believes a social media platform can be profitable without filling it to the brim with ADS, which he FUCKING CAN'T because advertisers pulled out LMAO
I know the Elon knights will probably reply furiously to my post, but it is what it is and the truth hurts

[Anonymous No.52501728]

>>52501680
thanks for the correction, i clearly dont follow the story closely enough. As always, anyone using the lying media to get info instead of primary sources gets got

[Anonymous No.52501733]

>>52501719
You seem upset.

[Anonymous No.52501754]

>>52501733
Funny because that is exactly what I meant when I said
>I know the Elon knights will probably reply furiously to my post, but it is what it is and the truth hurts

[Anonymous No.52501764]

>>52501710
I'm sure there will be sufficient moderation. And considering the things that have been posted on Twitter for years, it will be fine.

[Anonymous No.52501777]

>>52501754
lol

[Anonymous No.52501782]

>>52501764
>I'm sure there will be sufficient moderation.
It's a lot harder to be sure of this when it's your company's money on the line. Companies don't want to expose themselves to risk just to put ads on Twitter.

[Anonymous No.52501796]

>>52501782
You realize CP was posted on Twitter for years right?

[Anonymous No.52501797]

>>52501777
you know, putting a guy who's company's value has halved in the past year (which mind you is where he also keeps his wealth) and spent almost 50B on a company that's losing money, which is also losing money now but even more on a pedestal
and who's entire staff packed up and left, after which he begged them to return
I think you are an Elon Knight, see, truth is hard sometimes to take, I understand. but one day you will have to grow up and leave your bubble

[Anonymous No.52501830]

>>52501797
Damn you wrote a lot haha.

[Anonymous No.52501855]

>>52498765
>2/3 leave
>pay remaining 1/3 double
now you have hardworking, (probably mostly) loyal core for 2/3 the price of woke team

[Anonymous No.52501859]

>>52501796
And did it get taken down? Musk has lost all the employees that would do that. Advertisers know this and saying "It's all going to be fine, Twitter moderation was always bad so who cares?" isn't going to convince them to spend money.

[Anonymous No.52501861]

>>52501130
hahahahaha
and I'm sure you don't have one of these easy jobs where you don't have to do anything for 300k because you're a "real programmer" and only code fizzbuzz in C

[Anonymous No.52501868]

>>52498765
I work 80 hours a week at my hospital and would love to make what the Twitters do

[Anonymous No.52501889]

>>52501859
>Musk has lost all the employees that would do that
Did he though?

[Anonymous No.52501899]

>>52501859
they spent money even when the employees werent doing that tho
not like content moderators come from some tiny well of irreplaceable people either

[Anonymous No.52501915]

>>52498899
Checked and you win a special badge for misspelling a two-word post. WD

[Anonymous No.52502038]

maybe those advertisers sjw fucktards will stop being pussies with "reputation". the real reason they pulled out is not because of elon, it's because of the looming recession, elon is just the perfect excuse. when twitter will enable crypto payments, it will take a fee for all tx and make money this way.

[Anonymous No.52502053]

>>52498739
I'd take a job there and help him clean the woke shit out for the salary those people got. Hell I would take half.

[Anonymous No.52502065]

>>52500935
that was the first batch

[Anonymous No.52502068]

>>52501830
>Damn you wrote a lot haha.

[Anonymous No.52502106]

>>52498739
Im sure all these 20k fired amazonians and metamates are looking for a place to stay. Our backfill job opening got 200 applicants

[Anonymous No.52502127]

>>52501302
because no hungry up-and-comers will want to replace the woke fat that leaves

[Anonymous No.52502138]

>>52501315
you realize you are pretending the opposite, only key devs are leaving, as cope

[Anonymous No.52502154]

The amount of leftist cope in this thread is reaching levels we didn't even think were possible.

[Anonymous No.52502193]

>>52502154
What I find hilarious is that the left are the only ones that try to minimize Elon accomplishments and only because Elon is a traditional 80's nerd and not a superwoke billionare that supports the DNC.

Like they don't realize the role of a CEO when deciding where a company is going to focus and how that can change the outcome of a company. They all believe Tesla/Space X is being driving by the effort of the employees and not because someone took on themselves the task to decide where and how resources were going to be spend to realize a goal. Like how much money did Space X lost when they were blowing up rockets trying to make a reusable rocket and whose money that was that was being burned?

[Anonymous No.52502220]

>>52502154
Also the amount of cope from the left by betting against a man that survived 3 near bankruptcies with Tesla and 1 with Space X and survived the great recession with an electric car company when GM went bankrupt also ass a reminder no American car company in like 60 years managed to no go bankrupt in less than 10 years let alone go public.

[Anonymous No.52502380]

>>52498765
>70 hours a week
are u pretending to be retarded or really retarded?
No one in "tech" works even 30hours per week, other than call center employees.
>Did catering to "tech" companies in Austin
>most employees show up at 10am (if they dont remote into work)
>spend 1 hour getting breakfast (mainly avocado toast or variations of, with Basedfrapperchinolattes etc)
>do 1 hour of real work between 11-noon
>next comes a 2 hour lunch (if they dont go home)
>Most "tech" places have "relaxation" rooms set up with bunk beds and pods etc (think kindergarten naptime)
>from 4-5pm they might, might, very might, go to a meeting.
>5pm they are out the door, but they hit the lunchroom and take home sandwiches, drinks, salads etc
I gave out more Greek Salads and Caesar Salads at 5pm than I did for lunch, and our Monster Energy Drink frig had to be restocked twice after 4pm until we shut it down at 6pm.
funny story, actually dated a chick at one place, she was a Holistic Compliance Programmer,
>she made sure the "code" was in tune with nature
Her biggest "project" was about how using the terms "master and slave" was outdated and "male and female" hardware terms were sexist and she recommended the company come up with its own software and terms.

[Anonymous No.52502542]

>>52499692
I have done the same with simple retail departments
If you have a failing department the problem is culture and people are a cause of the culture. So you ruthlessly fire any resistance until you are the biggest personality and source of culture left. It takes 6 months to 2 years to replace everyone and build talent depth but at the end you have a machine that reflects your drive and staffed with ambitious people padded out with reliable wagies afraid of you. You occasionally fire a filler wagie to keep fear and order.

[Anonymous No.52502575]

>>52502154
I don’t even understand why leftcels have such a problem with Elon Musk? He’s a shitlib just like them, enriches himself off government welfare, and makes the homosexual equivalent of cars. Even had an ugly indie girlfriend. What more do they want?

[Anonymous No.52502586]

>>52499692
If you dig into how Musk thinks and acts. Musk wants to do his "paypal roadmap" from 20 years ago that was denied since Paypal wanted money now and not basically engage in a 5 year burning money crusade against banks.

Basically Musk wants to turn twitter into a fintech first, then into youtube/tiktok and then basically wechat (and maybe tackle amazon if Elon is crazy enough to try).

[Anonymous No.52502590]

>>52498739
THERE'S TOO MANY LIBS ON /BIZ/ ALWAYS FUCKING CNN IMAGES & HILLARY MEMES, YOU /BIZ/ LIBS ARE A BUNCH OF FAGGOTS.

[Anonymous No.52502598]

>>52501859
the twitter CP problem was notoriously not taken as seriously as people saying the nigger word and other blasphemous words that offend the state religion

[Anonymous No.52502611]

>>52501539
>jannies
>didn’t work

Pick one

[Anonymous No.52502649]

>>52502590
just wanted to pop in to tell you, in all sincerity, to end your life

[Anonymous No.52502739]

>>52499080
>oh no those 50 hour workweeks
>how can i handle 60 hours per week?
>forcing us to work for 70 hours is simply unacceptable
>never forget the 80 hour workweek
>"Living nightmare: working for 160 hours a week under Elon"

[Anonymous No.52502850]

>muh ebin engineers
>muh Twatter is collapsing

There's already a glut of sotware engineers on the market with a bogzillion new ones coming out of university every year. Lots of them will want to work for Elon just for the memery/challenge of it. There's always a younger and more hungry codemonkey willing to replace you. Keeping a messaging app up and running isn't exactly rocket science.

[Anonymous No.52502905]

>>52498739
snapchat next
i want to see some people eat shit

[Anonymous No.52502984]

>>52499008
Stalin killing all of the armies' officers before the war is the reason the Germans had such massive victories early on, the Russians were more scared of being killed for using their initiative than being killed by the Germans

[Anonymous No.52503359]

It's always funny to watch the faggots of this board seethe anytime Musk is brought up.
>>52498821
You can sue anyone for anything that doesn't mean it won't get thrown out as being frivolous or that you'll actually see a dime, especially after lawyer fees, or that you won't get counter sued yourself.
A business owner once told me that lawsuits aren't about who's right or wrong it's about who has more money (implying that it's a game of bleeding the other one dry).
>>52499080
It's intentional, retard.

[Anonymous No.52503453]

>>52499080
>Defending people that would kill you in a heartbeat if given the chance free of consequences
Fuck all those twitter "employees". I hope they end up doing slave labour for the rest of their lives

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[Anonymous No.52503495]

>>52498739
I doubt he’s going to work them “hardcore”. He just can’t legally fire everyone for being gaylords, so he tricked all the low IQ marxists into resigning. Top kek.

[Anonymous No.52503547]

>>52499537
In retail management the burnout and turnover is incredibly high, but you can also make 6 figures easy with a high school degree if you’re smart and can deal with stress. Only the strong survive, as it should be.

[Anonymous No.52504865]

>>52499008
Did your commissar say that??

[Anonymous No.52504880]

>>52498796
trust the plan-E