/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52497831]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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>>52494902

[Anonymous No.52497845]

first!

[Anonymous No.52497849]

It's over. Stocks will never go up again (and that's a good thing).

[Anonymous No.52497854]

SKYT?

[Anonymous No.52497859]

soon

[Anonymous No.52497865]

twitter is le dying bros... the website everyone will log into tomorrow will simply cease to exist because all the bluehair employees left...

[Anonymous No.52497870]

how can we profit on getting #hitlerdidnothingwrong on twatter?

[Anonymous No.52497872]

>>52497865
gonna be honest with you bro, fuck twitter

[I will marry hannah hays No.52497873]

I have my last $20k in UVXY. If this isn't reverse course soon, I'll never marry Hannah Hays

[Anonymous No.52497876]

Buy FLEM.TO to diversify away from the USA/EU with 8% distribution/dividends

[Anonymous No.52497881]

>>52497873
wtf is Hanna Hays?

[Anonymous No.52497891]

>>52497865
and that's a good thing

[Anonymous No.52497893]

>>52497831
Why even have a stock market general on /biz/? I mean I get having forums on stocks in other parts of the internet, but we all know about Chainlink here. Why not just not worry about over-inflated stocks… but as much Chainlink as you can and he rich very soon.

[Anonymous No.52497902]

>>52497893
No.

[Anonymous No.52497909]

>>52497893
Buying fences seems liek a poor investment

[Anonymous No.52497910]

>>52497893

[Anonymous No.52497916]

>>52497909
kek

[Anonymous No.52497921]

>>52497893
you need to be put into a gas chamber

[I will marry hannah hays No.52497929]

>>52497881
The savior of the white race

[Anonymous No.52497930]

> no amount of money will bring grandma back

[Anonymous No.52497932]

>>52497893
Crypto is a scam. The only way to make Money in crypto is to scam others.
Monero is the only crypto that does it’s job. Crypto was never supposed to be a way to get rich, it was a way to have private digital transactions.
You were just another tulip.

[Anonymous No.52497936]

>>52497930
human cloning?

[Anonymous No.52497938]

stop shilling that semishit conductor company k thx

[Anonymous No.52497940]

>>52497893
nobody wants your shitcoin pajeet

[Anonymous No.52497945]

>>52497930
no but you can honor her memory by getting a large amount of money, and a White wife

[Anonymous No.52497958]

>>52497938
Which one? Intel? I agree.
Let’s focus on SKYT instead.

[Anonymous No.52497974]

>>52497893
we richer than you sweatie

[Anonymous No.52497980]

reddit is loaded to the tits w/ puts for tommorow. the nasdaq is going to pump 1000 points tommorow.

[Anonymous No.52497981]

Our perseverance will be paid off 10x. Zuck will knight us with shares at the humble price of $400 by 2024. Oh METAbolites, the neon green beam century is upon us, to the top right we go. oh METAbolites, I POG to our conviction, for purchasing shares at o so low a price. I POG to our future, seas of green to donate to our favorite BLM charities and to ensure that we can purchase the latest Oculus products. I POG to our defiance, as the world looks down and scoffs at us, praying we reach $0.00 yet we climb from the ashes like a phoenix. POG with me METAbolites. Let us ride to victory, together, in the METAverse.

[Anonymous No.52497984]

>>52497980
what are those "peoples" theory for the puts?

[Anonymous No.52497985]

>>52497958
Sorry, I’m out

[Anonymous No.52497993]

>>52497980
Futes are already green. Thank God for dead redditors

[Anonymous No.52497995]

>>52497981
Maybe spending 1 trillion on some shitty second life clone wasn't the best use of capital idk

[Anonymous No.52497997]

>>52497984
no idea but I saw some "this is just like 2008" posts and some bobo loss porn

[Anonymous No.52498002]

>>52497997
S&P 5000 confirmed

[Anonymous No.52498006]

GME Jan 20 30C

[Anonymous No.52498008]

>buying equities in the current year

[Anonymous No.52498015]

I want to own shares of at least one company in each part of the EV ecosystem: lithium mining, lithium refining, battery manufacture, battery recycling, cars, trucks, busses, and charging stations. So far I own:
ABML - mining, refining, and recycling
LEV - busses and trucks plus they make their own batteries and charging stations
Help me fill up the list anons.

[Anonymous No.52498018]

>>52497854
I'm in.

[Anonymous No.52498020]

>>52497995
that's what's crazy to me, imagine if he had just bought second life, hooked all it's existing users up with a free headset and worked from their feedback to make a solid product. instead he's making a fucking open world wii sports where you have to pay real money to applaud people at a virtual comedy club, what a joke

[Anonymous No.52498025]

>>52497995
shut the fuck up you fucking retard ape if you cant see whats in store for the METAverse you are missing the fuck out i get it your simple peon brain and single digit IQ cant even begin to fathom the future trend that METAverse has just tapped in to with these investments and you should just shut the fuck up and accept you dont understand instead of spouting absolute fucking dogshit out of your whore mouth understand?

[Anonymous No.52498028]

>>52497997
I'm bearish, but it is still way too early to go full bear.

[Anonymous No.52498029]

>>52497980
Today was red, futes are crabbing at .06%, l*dditors are fucked tomorrow.

[Anonymous No.52498033]

>>52498020
this

>>52498025
filtered

[Anonymous No.52498036]

>>52498025
Seethe and dilate faggot

[Anonymous No.52498050]

>>52498029
Well what makes a crab a crab? less than .5 % change?

[Anonymous No.52498052]

>>52498025
I just buy index funds so I don't really know or care about anything you just said but it sure is funny how mad you are about it

[Anonymous No.52498056]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.52498059]

>>52498036
>>52498033
Keep track of META little monkey. You will be OO OOOing and AA AAING in short time when it's $200 and you write paragraphs about how "this should be $0.00 WTF IS GOING ON?!" you cross eyed ape.

[Anonymous No.52498063]

>>52497981
>>52497995
This seems more like a pet project from a guy who didn't invent Facebook.

[Anonymous No.52498068]

>>52498052
>"I just buy index funds so I don't really know or care about anything you just said but it sure is funny how mad you are about it"

[Anonymous No.52498073]

>>52498015
Sauce?

[Anonymous No.52498096]

>>52498068
Yeah it is funny. If meta moons I'll still bank off of it because it's a big part of the s&p and nasdaq, and I never needed to learn about any of the søy shit they build or why anyone buys it. I don't even own a television and my computer is an ancient Linux rig and I don't give a fuck about any tech advances since like 2010, but that won't stop me from making money off of you wagies and your obsessions

[Anonymous No.52498101]

>>52498059

[Anonymous No.52498102]

>>52498050
I'd say less than .1%.

[Anonymous No.52498104]

Frog.

[Anonymous No.52498109]

>>52498096
quite based

[Anonymous No.52498113]

>>52498015
blackberry

[Anonymous No.52498117]

>>52498104
gorf.

[Anonymous No.52498124]

>>52498096
technology hasn't really advanced in any meaningful way since 2010, it's just been faster graphics cards so you can mine le computer token better but nothing that makes the user experience any more fulfilling, in some ways less fulfilling

[Anonymous No.52498127]

>>52498020
>meta up 25% in 2 weeks
>people still dont understand it's a legitimate business plan
>other tech giants like aapl and msft also developing their own metaverse tools
STUPID TRANNY REDDITORS GO BACK.

[Anonymous No.52498129]

>>52498096
Sure bud. You'll make at most 2% off it while I make 100%-300%. I get it you don't like thinking, and if you DCA you'll probably still make it, but I'll be 10x your net worth. So as long as you're comfortable with that, keep on keeping on XD

[Anonymous No.52498130]

Jamie pull up that image of the stupid 4chan frog staring at you.

[Anonymous No.52498140]

I've always used chase bank since I was in college but now that I'm sitting on about 90k for my first house I figure I should move to a bank that actually gives me some good interest. I'm literally getting like nothing right now. any suggestions?

[Anonymous No.52498146]

>>52498129
You have no idea what means I use to profit from index growth and I like it that way

[Anonymous No.52498150]

>>52498130

[Anonymous No.52498153]

>>52498113
I see on their website they work on self driving tech, what are they doing for EVs specifically?

[Anonymous No.52498155]

>>52498140
not stocks, please visit savings account general /sag/

[Anonymous No.52498156]

>>52498140
For me, it's a local credit union.

[Anonymous No.52498159]

>>52498129
ZUCK MAKES US BUCKS BROTHER!
I didnt buy yet though, still have a metaverse ETF. Waiting for 1 more downswing before I think the dump is over and buy leaps

[Anonymous No.52498171]

>>52498156
>white Little Mermaid
Sir, that is the most antisemetic thing I've seen all week. I've reported you to the ADL.

[Anonymous No.52498175]

>>52498140
buy short term gov bonds and just roll them every month

[Anonymous No.52498176]

>>52498127
>other tech giants like aapl and msft also developing their own metaverse tools
you've never heard of defensive business plans? just because ACKle and microcuck are making their own metaverses doesn't mean they actually think they will pay off. they're doing it to cuck facebook out of patents and the first mover advantage. if the zuck is wrong and metaverses aren't the next big thing he will be doubly fucked by his competitors taking a piece of a small pie

[Anonymous No.52498180]

>>52498156
Imagine the smell of her fishy sea pussy.

[Anonymous No.52498181]

>>52498140
I use Marcus, it's fine. Pays like 3% and is easy to use.

[Anonymous No.52498190]

Clifford Sosin (huge PRTY and CVNA degenerate) retweets lots of incel-y stuff, pretty funny to see.

[Anonymous No.52498194]

>>52498153
They maintain the QNX operating system which is in every EV except for Tesla vehicles.
The key thing is that verifying the safety of this type of software is very expensive so there's no real competition in this area. As EVs grow, so will BB

And you didn't hear this from me, but Tesla may or may not use QNX in future vehicles.

[Anonymous No.52498200]

>>52498176
Dude... wtf is that cope.

[Anonymous No.52498205]

>>52498146
That's good man, you do you, I mean you'll seriously make it if you DCA in to indexes religiously especially through down turns. But while you are cooking rib eye steaks from your local butcher while comfortably living in Salt Lake City in a $7.4 million dollar home (inflation isn't going to go to 2%) I'll be in a $48.6 million dollar home in Japan with a harem of cute anime girls. We will both make it, but no where near the same fucking level of making it, I will dwarf you in every way imaginable, again, as long as you are okay with that, stay vibing in your indexes bro XD

>>52498159
Damn right bro #ZUCK_MAKES_US_BUCKS fuck the haters fuck the haters fuck the haters fuck the haters fuck the haters, oh yeah and fuck the haters we are going to be fucking RICH

[Anonymous No.52498212]

>>52498180
AQB has a new product line coming, just for you

[Anonymous No.52498225]

>>52498205
im going to request you ingest your medication

[Anonymous No.52498234]

>>52498205
lmao why would I ever live in a city?

[Anonymous No.52498239]

>an anon from smg put their life savings in META

[Anonymous No.52498240]

why would anyone care about metaverse crap when already vrchat exists anyways?

People don't even use facebooks vrchat clone on their own platform, lmao

[Anonymous No.52498243]

Anyone have a reliable source of average wages? They appear to be going up but no one seems to agree on how much.
I've been arguing with mumu a lot but I think snip snap is going to fuck us all

[Anonymous No.52498247]

>WeBull added Volume Profile indicators in its charting
Nice! Once WeBull adds futures trading its over.

[Anonymous No.52498254]

https://youtu.be/61QNTWE54QU
AUGMENTED REALITY CONTACT LENSES ALREADY PROOF OF CONCEPT
KNEEL BEFORE THE ZUCK
BUY META NOW!

[Anonymous No.52498260]

DXY dumping in progress

[Anonymous No.52498261]

>>52498247
>he uses WeBull instead of WeBear

[Anonymous No.52498262]

>>52498243
https://fred.stlouisfed.org/series/CES0500000003 there's a couple different ones but the line is roughly the same

[Harbinger of Solar rangers increased No.52498271]

>>52498127
The suns 11 year cycle is going back to maximum intensity. 11 years ago this period started to ramp up
https://youtu.be/HWFnBcQG4zc
Were now again in that same cycle. Satan tries to lead us astray, he whispers bad things in our minds and hearts, resist satan with faith

[Anonymous No.52498272]

>>52497881
a literally brain damaged pornstar. she was in a car crash

[Anonymous No.52498283]

markets will go up because too many stupid people think it will go down

simple as

[Anonymous No.52498288]

>>52498225
you are a beta male.

>>52498234
fine tuts, you'll live in Maple Creek in Saskatchewan where you will go foraging for Morel mushrooms in May with your local church wife. You'll live a humble life in retirement which you will start at the age of 46 thanks to your religious dedication to DCA into Index funds such as VOO and VTI (among others), you will life a fulfilling life. Yet still it will be INSIGNIFICANT compared to the life I will live, you will be in the top 5%, I will be in the 0.01%, again, as long as you are okay with that, stay invested in your indexes bud XD

[Anonymous No.52498291]

the market will be red tomorrow until proven otherwise.

[Anonymous No.52498297]

>>52498261
WeBull is great. So much better than Robinhood.

[Anonymous No.52498303]

>>52498254
ah yes, the old trick jeets with computer graphics. the classic

[Anonymous No.52498304]

Heavily considering loading my 150K account with 3x shorts and not logging in for 6 months. Whaddaya'll think?

[Anonymous No.52498314]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52498318]

>>52497893
When they do an ipo and start to generate revenue that isn't just selling their assets, come back

[Anonymous No.52498328]

>>52498304
I think that you should short things when they've gone up a lot, instead of gone down a lot.

[Harbinger of Solar rangers increased No.52498333]

>>52498271
180 KB
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They supr3ss the truth that sunspots precede solarflares and that solarflares cause EM effects that cause earthquakes and storms
They lie to the people about climate. Our sun has always taken care of saturnic evil with solar violence. And he will do so yet again

[Anonymous No.52498351]

>>52498239
It was a great play if you bought when Cramer admitted he was wrong(I didn't even know you could inverse this part) but I could only do it if I saw the future Zuck owned VR 10 years from now

[Anonymous No.52498354]

>>52498304
I'd wait until right before December. Exuberant bulls will likely keep pushing the market higher under copium that rate hikes are going to stop and the FED is going to PIVOOOOOOOT. This is a dumb faggot mindset that will be proven wrong when Jerome will ra*e hike hard and say something akin to "We are commited to ensuring inflation is reigned in and brought to 2%. We are more concerned about not raising rates high enough, fast enough than the risk of over tightening. Inflation hurts those who are poorest" bla bla bla. At that point the market will tank as the bull copium evaporates and reality sinks in that the 3 month and 10 yr are un fucking believably inversed which spells doom for the market. You could start now and likely make money, but I would wait. Let the bulls enjoy their bear market rally.


yes despite everything I just said the bottom was just set for META. swallow it faggot.

[Anonymous No.52498375]

>>52498304
You should flip a coin to decide. At the very least you will find out if you were supposed to make it or not. And if you end up losing all your money then you can take comfort in knowing that it was never meant to be.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52498376]

>>52498212
I think I’d prefer the one all the right.
think about it:
>force fish thing’s legs apart
>not even any fucking arms to fend you off with
>beat the shit out of its nasty ass fish face with your fists while pounding away with your cock at that real-girl mermaid pussy

meanwhile, the regular mermaid on the left:
>has woman face
>so what?
>you think I want a kiss or something?
>nags at you and whines about the patriarchy n white girl shit like that while banging
>literally fish pussy
I mean, I guess you could maybe throat fuck her or something, but otherwise you literally just get fish pussy, which is nasty

[Anonymous No.52498380]

>>52498354
your entire post has been the case all year and yet retard bulls keep piling in on every "bottom"
we can't bottom until they capitulate or go bankrupt

[Anonymous No.52498414]

>>52498376
Sup Scoops, want to hang out this weekend?
We can trade stock tips

[Anonymous No.52498419]

>>52498380
we are up nearly 15% from the bottom. He has not been right. Inflation was hot on oct 13 and we still rallied hard.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52498427]

>>52498414
yo nigga, aren’t you just going to pussy out again?

[Anonymous No.52498436]

>>52498380
And eventually they will be right and gloat about it forever. I have hardly taken any bear positions this year but looking at the 3 month/10 year inversion which is what JPOW said is the only note relations he cares about when the 2 year and 10 year inverted makes me hmm and haa, especially since we are become bullish right after this pattern formed. I believe its 8 for 8 that the 3 month and 10 year inverting spelled a major downturn in the markets, maybe this time it really is different. But I will be betting a fair chunk of my portfolio
in SQQQ before the December FED meeting that it will hit for 9/9. Santa rally will fade in to a cold dark blizzard on an open tundra with no hopes of survival, every bull will freeze and die while I look at VRchat anime girl titties in the METAverse.

[Anonymous No.52498442]

>>52498427
I didn't pussy out, you you just kept suggesting we meet at a playground, which I thought was weird

[Anonymous No.52498454]

>>52498436
in previous real crashes nobody has been left to gloat about actually timing the bottom
after months and months of bleeding an several false bottoms all bulls got shook out

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52498491]

>>52498442
>blah blah blah bullshit excuses for being an absolute pussy blah blah blah
weren’t you thinking about joining the military or some shit?

[Anonymous No.52498495]

>sitting on the sidelines all cash
>never invested in stocks before
Is it safe yet?

[Anonymous No.52498496]

>>52498454
I bought at 2300 in 2020. I bought at 3600 this year. Cant remember what I bought at in 2016, but I was ~5% off there too. It's not that hard to time the bottom contrary to popular belief

[Anonymous No.52498501]

>>52498454
yknow, you're right. I've never heard anyone say "I held from 2006 and DCA all the way tell 2012 and beyond when even my inital position became green and I made it". It's always "IF you DCA from 2006 to 2012 even your initial position would have been green."

Well done, you managed to make someone as smart as me think for a bit. good job.

[Anonymous No.52498504]

>>52498496
>bought fake QE bottoms

[Anonymous No.52498505]

>>52498491
Yeah, but I'm a loser who's never going to accomplish anything in life, so I didn't do that

[Anonymous No.52498511]

>>52498495
Never was

[Anonymous No.52498513]

>>52498436
>>52498496
this random guy is so confident, im not even worried about putting my net worth in bear etfs. thanks random dude.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52498522]

>>52498505
I can tell, niqqa
you didn’t even accomplish rollin up to the park to hang with me

[Anonymous No.52498524]

>>52498376
Fucking lel.

[Anonymous No.52498526]

>red futures + red DXY
it's over

[Anonymous No.52498528]

>>52498513
How about you do an outperformance play instead. Short and long at the same time. Cause youre going to lose money, and I'm not a random guy. I'm THE guy. Warden Buffet

[Anonymous No.52498530]

>>52498495
It is MUCH safer then if you were to invest during the mania oh but a year ago. Well done patient anon. You could dribble your money in to an index if you are unsure about how the market functions (SPY, VOO, VTI, QQQ, or perhaps even BRK.B ((not an index))). Or you could have the universe jelk your soul and future by taking the brave leap and investing in $META and 2x-5x your money in a decade. Up to you.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52498531]

>>52498505
enough bullshitting tho.
let me akses yall a queshtion n sheeeet:
how comes mista fat hands b so gayyyye n sheet?

[Anonymous No.52498536]

>>52498526
410 on spy incoming

[Anonymous No.52498542]

>>52498528
how am i going to lose money you just said the market is going to dump in December. and its too late anyways, i already bought.

[Anonymous No.52498543]

>>52498522
I'd be willing to meet at a coffee shop or some place for lunch, or we could go for a hike into the mountains, idk how much snow is there yet, I haven't looked
>>52498531
Idk, I was going to fly out to Michigan to find out, but then my company started having 'problems' again, so I'm back into cash-save mode for when I get laid off

[Anonymous No.52498544]

>>52498526
>red futures
try a different timezone, up 1% last 12 hours

[Anonymous No.52498549]

>>52498536
hopefully, it needs to make the channel top already so the dumping can resume

[Anonymous No.52498548]

>>52498530
>$META
Why are we investing in META again? Do we actually believe in the future of the metaverse, or is there something else?

[Anonymous No.52498550]

>>52498531
God hates you for being a racial African

[Anonymous No.52498552]

How will the Twitter drama touch NASDAQ? Also would Twitter stock have crashed if it didn't go private?

[Anonymous No.52498561]

>>52498552
Seems that tesla is reflecting twitter sentiment since elon is funding it with tesla shares. And also it is lowering confidence in his leadership massively.

[Anonymous No.52498564]

>>52498552
It would pump the daq buy making other social media sites more attractive

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52498573]

>>52498543
>coffee shop
I might be able to do that on saturday or sunday
>but then my company started having 'problems' again
yoooo. is it a small company?
elaborate on this “cash problems” discussion that they brought to you.
Did they just tell everyone that there’s cash problems and everyone needs to tighten their belts, or are they dropping major lay-offs hints?

[Anonymous No.52498574]

>>52498552
elon is saving other tech companies retard

[Anonymous No.52498578]

>>52498528
This is a good idea that I plan to use in the future. I had thought about it previously when investing in a sector which did poorly this year, finding the shiniest diamond and longing it while shorting the stinkiest shit in a sector will guarantee you profit even if the entire sector goes down (or up), just takes more due diligence.

[Anonymous No.52498579]

>>52498544
futures start at 6 pm eastern, that's the only way to count

[Anonymous No.52498584]

>>52498573
We can discuss in more detail when we meet, but yes it's a small company and they've done a couple rounds of layoffs. They said the first round would be it, but then...

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52498587]

>>52498550
god hates you more for being a faggot and a dickless tranny, you stupid flat-footed niggermonkey.
Go read a goddam book and educate yourself, you toothless niggerbitchfaggot.

[Anonymous No.52498591]

Ok so it's all starting to come together with my black employee and why he's been off lately.
>he's normally a very happy guy, jokes around and always smiling
>The last two weeks he's been distant, showing up late, and really depressed
>I start getting annoyed by it
>today I've finally had enough
>pull him aside
>he finally tells me what's been going on
>he says he has a skin condition that's ruining his life
>Internally I roll my eyes
>starts to make sense because even on 100 degree days he's still wearing a hoodie with pants all covered up.
>how bad could it be?
>he asks me if I want to see
>I say whatever sure
>he lifts up his shirt
>his entire body is covered in bloody, flaking eczema
>I audibly gasp
>he's says he wants to just kill himself and it's all over his body head to toe.
I ended up giving him the next week off to get his mind and body right. I've never seen anything like it. I don't know how he's hid this from me for so long.

[Anonymous No.52498598]

>>52498505
Don't throw in the towel yet, Rainier-anon san. Only biological goals become less realistic with age, goals of knowledge, mastery, and perhaps also business/power remain feasible throughout.

[Anonymous No.52498612]

>>52498587
> ooga booga bix nood mufukka
I am a straight white male, just like God. Screech all you like, nothing will change the fact that your pitch black ancestors were swinging from the trees in nothing but loincloths less than 200 years ago.

[Anonymous No.52498616]

>>52498531
I think its the copius amount of dogshit pisswater he drinks as well as how he takes a trip to the penjamin city every night that deludes him in to homosexuality. Clearly it hasn't won him over ENTIRELY yet, as your physic is that of a tiny south asian qt, so he is in the middle of wanting to pound the butt of a male (female) aka (You). Also there is two options, either he lives as a stay at home husband as you make the dough at your AMZN job or you get laid off and rely on his janny income to provide for you as he looms the fact youd be homeless without him over your head to violate your bussy every night. It's literally a win-win for him so long as he aquires your love, that's why he longs for it so badly as to drunkinly dance with a bodypillow with your name on it on video for the world to see as some gay ass 90s love song plays in the background.

[Anonymous No.52498621]

>>52498591
Give him the rest of the week off on the condition he goes to the hospital.

[Anonymous No.52498625]

>>52498587
Oh hey bb! Where have you been?

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52498630]

>>52498591
yo niqqa, we wuz jus wonderin y ur so gayyye n sheet:
>>52498531

so how comes ya so fukkn gaye n sheet mista fat hans?
lookin at niggas all shirtless n sheet
sounds fukkn gayyyye, nigguh
how comes yuh so gayyyye like that?

[Anonymous No.52498632]

>>52498625
Do I need to prepare for an interview?

[Anonymous No.52498636]

>>52498591
>>52498621
To add to that if its not treatable then he needs to apply for disability, as its unlikely he'll be able to keep working for you.
Make sure you think about another potential hire if things don't work out.

Be a good person but also be good at your job. Help him out cause its the right thing to do but also prepare to hire someone else cause life goes on.

[Anonymous No.52498638]

He still buys through the gap! The gap where the forests of tigers are.
His. Gap. Will. Be. Filled. Instead.

[Anonymous No.52498642]

>>52498621
He's been a ride or die employee since the day he started. We only have a 3 day work week next week so it's not gonna bother me. Plus I get more of that sweet sweet overtime. There is no cure for eczema or even a good treatment. He just needs to rest and destress.

[Anonymous No.52498650]

>>52498591
He's teetering on the edge, anon. All you have to do is find a way to give him just a tiny nudge and there will be one less rape ape in the world. Do your duty, anon-kun! I believe in you! Ganbare!

[Anonymous No.52498654]

>>52498591
This is a good move fat hands. God will reward you. If he has no one to turn to for help (family, friends), continue trying to help him even so far as trying to get him medical assistance for his condition, there is chance he is too ashamed to seek help on his own. Do not let him waste in self-pity and hatred alone, it is one of the closest things to hell that a mortal can go through. I wish him well. If it does go well, your kindness will be rewarded by having a dedicated employee who will become a reliable jannielett for you and your company.

[Anonymous No.52498653]

>>52498632
Not at this moment, I'm going to be working a lot during the holiday because of my previously posted situation. I'll still have time for the update though.

[Anonymous No.52498657]

>>52498642
Yeah talk him into getting disability, as he actually needs it. He's one of the people that actually NEED it, clearly. Poor dude.

[Anonymous No.52498658]

>>52498636
How can helping him be the right thing to do if he is black?

[Anonymous No.52498660]

>>52498653
ok

[Anonymous No.52498666]

>>52498574
How? All the other companies in the daq are also mostly going down because of industry wide issues

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52498673]

>>52498612
>doesn’t kno god n his son wuz a desert niqqa from egypt n sheet
>doesn’t kno that my peopl be da reall jooz n sheet
cope and seethe, heathen
the lord says your rightful place be in hell with the edomites n sheet, niqqatrannyfagget

ya alredy lost ya seat in god’s kingdom when ya chopt ya dik off tho, ya stupid ass faget

[Anonymous No.52498674]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52498681]

>>52498666
Like inflation, supply chain stuff, failed ventures, layoffs caused by bloated companies

[Anonymous No.52498691]

still holding onto my oil shorts like a retard

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52498695]

>>52498616
>as you make the dough at your AMZN job
Nope.
Lost me there.
I quit AMZN months ago for double the salary elsewhere.

[Anonymous No.52498704]

>>52498591
tell him carniv0re diet + hard dry fasting for his autoimmune issue

[Anonymous No.52498706]

>>52498650
He's black but he's not a nigger, he graduated from Loyola university with a degree in literature. I don't know why the fuck he's working for me frankly, but I'm glad he is. He's educated, very smart. Just been living his life with this awful condition.
>>52498657
Anon you don't get disability for eczema no matter how bad it is. As far as I know.

[Anonymous No.52498709]

>>52498591
sounds like psoriasis, jabbed?

[Anonymous No.52498714]

>>52498591
Surprisingly enough, Rocker-shi, you did the right thing. But yeah you should probably do >>52498657 if whatever he has is really untreatable (I mean even if you both think it's eczema has he at least seen a doctor at some point in his life to confirm? what if it's some kind of recurring infection or whatever?)

[Anonymous No.52498720]

>>52498674
Tiberium?

[Anonymous No.52498721]

look pal the market is gonna dump any day now so i dont care.

[Anonymous No.52498723]

>go to go to the DMV tomorrow and deal with some affirmative action government employee to get my car registered
FUCK

[Anonymous No.52498726]

>>52498706
All blacks are niggers. Didn't read the rest of the post as I don't care about his qualifications, real or imagined - if he is of African racial stock he is pollution in human form, it is your holy duty to cause him harm however you are able

[Anonymous No.52498733]

>>52498691
Im getting ready to short oil soon here.

>Stock market bottomed
>layoffs occured
>recession in full swing
>demand lowers (already has but opec cut to cover it)
Oil will go down in the next month or two. Gas though is gonna rocket

[Anonymous No.52498744]

>futures checked

[BUY PUTS FAG No.52498747]

If twitter is done, then TSLA is done.
If twitter and Tesla are done, why the fuck are futs up?

[Anonymous No.52498751]

>>52498709
Being jabbed has nothing to do with it, apparently it's hereditary as his sister has had it all her life too.
>>52498714
He went to the doctor, they gave him some body wash that cleared it up but then he got horrific yeast infections on his skin and then he got fungal acne on his forehead. Dude is fucking cursed. I feel so bad for him.

[Anonymous No.52498753]

>>52498720
No, a DJ I follow on YT releases music with looping videos of strange heads in the background. I figured they'd be useful for >futures posts
https://youtu.be/PvvmmskLcDI (see: >>52498314 )
https://youtu.be/ZWNhkWFx_Wk

[Anonymous No.52498761]

>>52498747
Layoffs are bullish you retard
No office space = no rent

[Anonymous No.52498762]

>>52498751
It's almost like his disgusting blood is a bioweapon or something

[Anonymous No.52498772]

>>52498747
Put/calls too high, were short squeezing everything

[Anonymous No.52498785]

I just got hired for a job that I didn't even want. I asked a ridiculous price expecting them to disqualify me but they just hired me instead, no questions asked. The fuck. I don't want to wageslave.

[Anonymous No.52498786]

>>52498706
>the pain and humiliation caused by my eczema has affected me to the point where I can no longer function. I am depressed and can barely go outside in front of people.
>thank you sir here is your disability

[Anonymous No.52498791]

>>52498751
Skin conditions absolutely suck more than people realize. You might be able to live with them, but the stigma and mental issues that come with it are terrible.

[Anonymous No.52498795]

[Anonymous No.52498797]

>>52498691
>he's shorting oil
hope you didn't use margin...

[Anonymous No.52498800]

>>52498726
I don't know man. I know a lot of anons here gate niggers but most of my employees over the years have been black and they've all been great workers. Mainly because they're ex-cons. This job is a breeze compared to doing time. They are always on time, and work in a militant fashion.

[Anonymous No.52498804]

>>52498751
you are describing someone with a severely compromised immune system and it was probably the jab

[Anonymous No.52498805]

>>52498785
just don't show up

[Anonymous No.52498817]

>>52498800
So? They are a different race from you therefore your interests do not overlap. Them having good attributes does not make them "good," it just makes them more effective enemies and thus more dangerous. My problem with niggers is not that they do bad things, it's that they are a different tribe from me

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52498818]

>>52498625
I heard that my new job is giving me all of next week off as holidays n sheet.

Also, I’m trying out custom thumbnails on my channel lately.
Recently hit more than 3X as many subscribers as you n sheeeett

[Anonymous No.52498819]

>>52498786
I'll mention it to him regardless
>>52498804
He's had it all his life anon. I know you want this to be about the jab but I don't think thats the case.

[Anonymous No.52498823]

And...DXY just recovered from that entire dump. Fucking shitcoin.

[Anonymous No.52498827]

>>52498818
Post the channel scoopsies!!!!

[Anonymous No.52498828]

>>52498751
>but then he got horrific yeast infections on his skin and then he got fungal acne on his forehead
holy fuck
I mean that does seem to confirm it can be treated to some degree with antibiotics
but that is fucking brutal man I hope he does alright

[Anonymous No.52498830]

>>52498818
OH SHIT NIGGA

[Anonymous No.52498862]

>>52498795

[Anonymous No.52498870]

>>52498795

[Anonymous No.52498878]

>>52498797
Biden is working on venezuela to release their oil from Exxon

[Anonymous No.52498884]

>>52498862
>>52498870
Hey bud, at least you'll make a nice rug :)

[Anonymous No.52498886]

>>52498795
Holy shit it's real
>futures

[Anonymous No.52498898]

>>52498828
I get eczema on my elbows once in a blue moon it's a minor inconvenience and it's fun to scratch but if I had it on my whole body I would be in hell. Eczema has "treatments" but it doesn't have good ones like plaque psoriasis. He's genuinely fucked. He told me he had to take 2 showers just to come to work because of the blood. The more I think about it maybe he will be eligible for disability.

[Anonymous No.52498916]

remember, last time we had an ATH put/call ratio (last week) the nasdaq ran up 800+ points

[Anonymous No.52498928]

>>52498916
whats it at now?

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52498934]

>>52498827
post your youtube studios dashboard.
what’s your retention, click through rate, etc?
my retention rate is piss

[Anonymous No.52498947]

>>52497932
Hear me out on this, but is this not the markets in general? All investing is a zero-sum game.
You either enjoy the greater fool theory and act as a middleman, or benefit from long-term gains, but in order for the investment to generate those gains, it has to have a future perceived value, which is created from fractional reserve banking, money creation, and inflation. So in other words, your benefit now is taking value from the future. Does that make sense?

[Anonymous No.52498954]

I bought.

[Anonymous No.52498959]

>>52498947
>all investing is a zero sum game
False

[Anonymous No.52498964]

>>52498934
You get nothing from me until you post your channel.

[Anonymous No.52498985]

>>52498928
went from 1.46 on Wednesday to 0.76 today, looking at the charts each day after the P/C ratio dropped like this we rallied hard. So melt up Friday confirmed, and I'm stupid for hedging my calls with puts instead of tripling down on SOXL

[Anonymous No.52498992]

>>52498947
I read about half of your little text bubble there bud. Even if you believe that garbage you'd want to become a dividend investor as that's "the only true money to be gained outside of selling to a greater fool, it's cash in the bank." If that's the case, maybe some MMM, CE, SWBI, MDT, JEPI, VALE, ZIM???

[Anonymous No.52499032]

Gin and Canada Dry Cranberry Ginerale goes hard hooooly, makes me want to long KDP without even looking at the fundementals.

[Anonymous No.52499036]

>>52498947
>investing is a zero sum game
absolutely wrong as fuck

[Anonymous No.52499055]

>>52499032
i took the chartreuse pill

[Anonymous No.52499062]

>>52498985
what happens after the rally though?

[Anonymous No.52499073]

CAN WE GET MUCH HIGHER?

[Anonymous No.52499075]

gimme your best index fund that excludes nasdACK tech shitter stocks.

something like NYSE only. I really hate how apple is such a large chunk of the s&p 500 and dont like it either any more.

[Anonymous No.52499076]

>>52497831
>Tells small accounts to do credit spreads
>45 DTE
>$33 credit received for 66% probability.
>Close at 50% of profit.
>$16-$17~ gain per win.
>Lose $100 every 3rd bet due to probabilities.
How is this a winning strategy?

[Anonymous No.52499077]

I’m glad we don’t live in fear forever

[Anonymous No.52499089]

>>52499055
>chartreuse
Well look at you, you fancy nigger.

[Anonymous No.52499090]

Convince me how the stock market isn't simply a device for the rich to steal from the poor and that's it's actually possible to climb to higher social classes through investing.

[Anonymous No.52499101]

>>52499090
if you dont invest you are literally losing money over time due to inflation anyway.

[Anonymous No.52499105]

>>52499090
Live below means.
Dump excess income into winners.
Rinse, repeat.
Strong portfolio.
WSB yoloing is definitely rich harvesting the poor.

[Anonymous No.52499123]

>>52499062
pumps a little on monday and crabs the rest of the week like this one I guess

[Anonymous No.52499134]

>>52499090
You are correct in a way. Rich people can afford to sit on equities for years and years since they don't need that money. Poor people may need to liquidate to cover day to day expenses, or just not have any money to put in anyways. Then couple out with the constant bail outs happening as of late the rich just reap all the benefits that the poor have to pay for.

[Anonymous No.52499137]

>>52499090
It provides the same opportunity for you to make money as it does to take money from you. If you do not smarten up that is your fault. Don't blame the market. Blame yourself.

When you have victim mentality you will never win.

[Anonymous No.52499172]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52499173]

>>52499076
>Sossnoff
>nose length
>rants about abortion, trump and how he will wear tight ripped jean short shorts to piss off drumptards every other livestream
>wears whatever the fuck hat that is
>taking his advice


Anon, you're ngmi.

[Anonymous No.52499175]

>>52498561
On top of that leftys were washing his balls before this all went down and now I can see many of them not buying a tesla out of spite

[Anonymous No.52499176]

RIP anons who are still holding short positions or didn't hedge their puts

[Anonymous No.52499178]

>>52499076
snoznoff is a gigakike thats all you need to know. he makes his money with your transaction fees, skimming off the top, doesnt matter if you win or lose hes getting his cut.

[Anonymous No.52499185]

>>52499055
Checked and noticed. How do you drink your chartreuse?

[Anonymous No.52499196]

>>52499176
can you tell me if this is technical analysis or not? I need to know if i can call you a magic line tard

[Anonymous No.52499199]

>>52499178
What is the way to trade options then?

[Anonymous No.52499218]

>>52499032
/smg/ is a Dr. Pepper general, so this is expected

[Anonymous No.52499222]

Do Bears not realize what inflation does to the price of stocks?
Take how much stocks are down and subtract another 16% because of inflation.

Stocks are down a lot. A fuck ton. There is a limit to how low they can go because of all the fucken money in the system.

[Anonymous No.52499225]

>>52499199
Options are for when you are REALLY right. The best way to trade options is to be REALLY right. That is all. The greeks and whatever are all made up bullshit to justify price action.

[Anonymous No.52499228]

>>52499196
basically every time the P/C ratio goes above the bollinger band, market rallies after it falls down

[Anonymous No.52499241]

>>52499218
I thought /smg/ was a Coke Dreamworld Zero Sugar general?

[Anonymous No.52499247]

>>52499222
>limit to bar far down they can go
Lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.52499248]

thats it im selling for a loss. should have done it before market close

[Anonymous No.52499263]

>>52499076
>>52499173
>>52499178
A few weeks back on his Sunday evening futures podcast with his Jesuit lackey he was straight up reciting the Protocols of the learned elders talking about how the goys got their politician of the people and are realizing how incompetent they are.He didn't use the exact same words but he was saying the exact same thing that the learned elders say about politicians taken from the "blind mob".

[Anonymous No.52499269]

My horoscope is also confirming a Friday melt up. money related worries will be at bay, I don't need to think twice about investing in anything. I get to reward myself.

[Anonymous No.52499273]

Official list of /smg/ approved stocks for the 2023 golden bull run:
>META
>COIN
>INTC
>BABA

[Anonymous No.52499280]

>>52499273
>COIN
yeah if you have puts and ride it to zero lol

[Anonymous No.52499281]

>>52498818
>5.5K views in the past month
>1500 subscribers
tripfag paid for subscribers. typical

[Anonymous No.52499282]

>>52499273
>smg approved
>META
>COIN
>INTC
>BABA

What the actual fuck

[Anonymous No.52499295]

Look how many midwits are disagreeing with the official /smg/ portfolio. You cant have winners without losers since stocks are a zero sum game.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52499296]

>>52499281
Nope.
I get 100-200 every week.

[Anonymous No.52499298]

>>52499273
Here is the smg stock list
>what happened to PIPP

[Anonymous No.52499308]

>>52499199
its all about directionality, IV, the date you choose for maxing the profit curve. selling options still relies on those things, however your PoP is always changing from one day to the next and is reliant on those things mentioned. its speculation and a gamble all the same.
its more important to understand your underlying because that is what the options are based on anyway, if you can trade the underlying well then you can probably trade the options as well. obviously there is more risk involved with the leverage etc. ive had good success with trading vix options and 45+dte shorts. I trade them in the same way I would trade the underlying though. oh and I always take the profit now when its on the table. i learned to never be greedy with options due to their vol, you get heemed too easily trying to squeeze the dollars

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52499313]

>>52498964
I’ll post my channel if you post some metrics about yours

[Anonymous No.52499316]

Look at me I'm /smg/ I buy put options 12 months into a bear market LMFAO

[Anonymous No.52499325]

>>52499313
What do you talk about on your channel?

[Anonymous No.52499327]

>>52499313
Somehow I didn't know you were a yt fag. Does it actually bring in any kind of usable income?

[Anonymous No.52499331]

>>52499263
hes probably right if hes saying democracy is retarded because it is. snoznoff may have a lot of good info in his vids, ive watched a lot of them myself. there is so good education on his channel. but keep in mind he is running a business and makes his money from the people using his service. if you fuck up that is on you, not him.

[Anonymous No.52499371]

>>52499241
I liked it

[Anonymous No.52499373]

>>52499273
yup
>>52499241
dreamworld bussin no cap. Wish I could buy it in a big 2L instead of a bunch of tiny 350ml. Let me chug straight from a big jug instead of opening 4 different palm sized bottles holy fuck short KO long KDP

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52499374]

>>52499325
I’ll tell you if fat hands posts some metrics about his channel.

>>52499327
>Does it actually bring in any kind of usable income?
LOL fuck no.
I don’t even meet the criteria for monetization yet.
I don’t think mr fat hands does either.
you literally need to have at least 100k subscribers to possibly even crack 5 figures of annual revenue.

[Anonymous No.52499376]

>>52499313
Post your channel nigger

[Anonymous No.52499402]

>>52499331
Well which is it? are the Protocols true? Or are they forged plagiarized antisemitic WW1 Russian propaganda hate speech? I think they are true and I just don't know where I fit into their grand scheme. I guess it's providing some liquidity to these markets. But yea I watched some of his stuff. But after the RUSSIA BOMEBED NATO ALLY POLAND scam doomp the other day which turned my 10 delta naked put into a 70 delta naked put within minutes I will never sell another naked option on my life. If it was a long call that went against me I would have held. But when you are short and naked and ITM it's just a bad scenario for many reasons. I collected $40 in premium for two 10 delta 0 DTE puts and had to buy to close for $500 within minutes. You could call it bad timing. But I've been doing this long enough to know I always have bad timing being naked then. It's happened too much to me for it to be just a coincidence. But again I'm s schizo who believes in the protocols of the learned elders. That was probably the worst single loss I have ever had on a % basis. Turning a $40 play into -$500 within a half hour was insane. But that's the learned elders/algos/God/my dad telling me to stop being a retard and do what you know works. And naked short strangles ain't it chief.

[Anonymous No.52499404]

I'm about to start trying to swing TQQQ, put in $150USD. Am I going to get heemed?

[Anonymous No.52499412]

My net worth is 100k and I feel poor as fuck

[Anonymous No.52499420]

>>52499412
age? If you are under 14 that's not bad anon.

[Anonymous No.52499421]

>>52499374
> I don’t even meet the criteria for monetization yet.
That sucks. It's not something I would do but the idea of passive income seems pretty nice.

[Anonymous No.52499436]

>>52499420
33, it’s over isn’t it

[Anonymous No.52499438]

>>52499420
pssh i had 100k at like 9 years old on my paper route

[Anonymous No.52499440]

>>52499374
You need 1k subs dumbass.
I know because I’m one of them. You are so fucken retarded SCOOPSIES HOLY SHIT YOU ARE SO RETARDED FUUUUUUUUCK

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52499446]

>>52499376
>averaging 7:30 to 7:40 minutes of watch time per view
not bad, niqqa

here’s the channel:
https://youtube.com/channel/UCbvDQKzAJ5GwCjTrv4FWkxg

[Anonymous No.52499449]

maybe the market will be red before open. i better stay up all night

[Anonymous No.52499452]

>>52499436
jesus christ anon... so long as thats 100k USD (actual currency) your best bet would be to move to Argentina and exploit their 85% inflation with your superior currency. That's the only way you can live with a measly 100k and not eat bugs and pick gum off the bottom of fast food tables to survive.

[Anonymous No.52499457]

Oilers.. I am not feeling so good.

[Anonymous No.52499458]

>>52499436
>>52499436
go google median savings of americans lol you're like top 20%

[Anonymous No.52499468]

>>52499446
I don't believe that is you. I was told this was you.

[Anonymous No.52499470]

Biden Admin Warns Of Bankruptcy Surge As It Asks Supreme Court To Resume Student Debt Forgiveness Plan.

This shit on top of Twitter fucking imploding is beautiful to watch right now. This could be it lads, the BIG one!

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52499476]

>>52499440
>You need 1k subs dumbass
I know.
I cracked that a while ago.
The 4k hours of watch time is what’s proving harder for me.

>I know because I’m one of them
one of what?
a jewtuber?
how many fucking /smg/ autists are goddam jewtubers??
>You are so fucken retarded SCOOPSIES HOLY SHIT YOU ARE SO RETARDED FUUUUUUUUCK
what am I missing here?
you literally told me nothing new.

The 100k subs is how much you need for making decent passive income, not monetization in general, which pays piss

[Anonymous No.52499479]

>>52499458
Imagine thinking being in the top 20% of lard beast brain devoid meat bags and thinking that's something to be proud of.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52499484]

>>52499468
Tf makes you think that’s me, nigga?

[Anonymous No.52499488]

>>52499446
>>52499468
thats not scoops. scoops is really skinny like a malnourished african

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52499502]

>>52499488
This.

>>52499468
how tf can you possibly believe that lines up with the physique of the jojo’s twink stylized roman god / african princess that you interviewed here:
https://youtu.be/qnlx9gwiHG8

[Anonymous No.52499509]

>>52499484
Well that's the guy I masturbate to so it better be you!

[Anonymous No.52499512]

>>52499402
systems exist in the world and you arent changing them. im not believing in any one's bullshit, no one holds psychological leverage over me. no one lives rent free in me. i roll the nickles the game is mine. don't let people get in your head or it will handicap you.

[Anonymous No.52499514]

>>52499222
Yet somehow the brits are only down 5% more ytd while their currency was getting lit on fire and peed on during double digit inflation.

[Anonymous No.52499523]

my channel is superior
too bad i quit like 8 years ago lol

[Anonymous No.52499525]

>>52499176
in october 2001 rates dropped to 2.5%, when they'd been 6.4% at the peak.
in march 2008 rates dropped to 2.6% when they'd been at 5.2%
>signal generated december 21, 2018
>Monday, December 24, 2018 : Recent reporting has claimed that the president is seeking to fire the head of the Federal Reserve for raising interest rates.
>signal generated march 12, 2020
>march 15, 2020 the Federal Reserve cuts interest rates to zero and releases $700 billion in quantitative easing.
In none of these cases was the market battling inflation, and in every case the market was getting steep rate cuts, or expecting them soon.
I guess if they do cut rates in december instead of raising them there's a good case for that.

The market can remain in copium longer than I can remain solvent but rates are not being cut this time there is no good reason for a sustained rally.

[Anonymous No.52499542]

>>52498947
>All investing is a zero-sum game.
>A rising tide doesn't lift all boats.
>Someone can't succeed unless someone else fails.

[Anonymous No.52499547]

What are we looking at on Friday, another salad?

[Anonymous No.52499553]

>>52499525
Just keep dcaing into spy. People are jumping the gun too early. S&p rallied nearly 10% in a month. That shit aint healthy.

[Anonymous No.52499566]

>>52499512
Yea but like you said it isn't your system goy. You are an insignificant ant in their system. You aren't rolling any nickels. None that aren't priced in for you already by them anyway. They may not live rent free in your head because A) you are one of them from the tavistock institute or B) you are a goy who just doesnt see the full picture. I'm just struggling because I don't think anything matters. The wins are priced in, the losses are priced in. Your life is priced in. By then. Again you aren't rolling shit. How come I know for a fact I could run FTX better and more honestly than Sam the Bank Man fraud but doesn't matter bcuz I'm not one of them and will never get any credit for not being one of them. It's ok. Im learning to accept my lot in life. It's not all bad being a struggling scalp trader. Just finding my place here

[Anonymous No.52499578]

>>52499525
>>52499553
personally i am enjoying the bear market. i get to make money with short when we rally and get to buy cheapies for the longs for a prolonged period at a nice discount. its way comfier than a bullmarket, but only because i never sell my longs. i just stack at a discount

[Anonymous No.52499585]

Why do fat people buy stocks?
i watched a YT vid of a fat dude talking about stocks, and I wondered what made him invest in the markets.

[Anonymous No.52499588]

>>52499547
I'm beginning to buy what the Put/Call ratio anon is peddling so I think it's gonna be green and bears will get destroyed again

[Anonymous No.52499607]

>>52499578
I wish I was better at taking profits. I didnt selling my DRV contract that was up 60% and ended up holding and folding out without taking losses. Didnt sell gush and now its dumping again etc.

[Anonymous No.52499609]

>>52499176
bull bros bobo wont know what hit 'em when we melt up

[Anonymous No.52499610]

The person in the posted video is a fag. Scoops is also known to be a fag. Hmmmm.

[Anonymous No.52499623]

It's all shaping up just as I expected. All the pieces fall into place.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h9iPn7RqQk8&ab_channel=RobertPoe

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52499635]

>>52499509
who tf even is that?
you got a linkedin to that guy or anything?
where’d you even get that picture?

[Anonymous No.52499643]

>>52499525
>In none of these cases was the market battling inflation
>no good reason for a sustained rally
I'd like to introduce you to my good friend, Total Market Value of US Stocks vs M2 Supply
Also: 3 months is not a crazy impossible duration for a bear market rally

[Anonymous No.52499644]

>>52499523
i started a channel a month ago (gaming not finance or stocks) and have been getting 5k a vid, not a lot but i was surprised how fast it grew. thought it would be crabbing at double or low single digits for months

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52499651]

>>52499440
>>52499476
answer me, faget
are you another jewtuber?
how many fucking jewtubers does /smg/ have??

[Anonymous No.52499664]

Is a mid morning UPST 0dte really the play here? It looks almost too good to be true.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52499667]

>>52499523
what’s the time range on that thing?
is it 28 days or lifetime?
is 1.8k your total subs?
how much did you hype it on other platforms?

[Anonymous No.52499678]

Korean E-Commerce giant Coopang is really a 300B market cap company and just had a great earnings. Not a chinese company either.

[Scoopsicus, The Black !!DU22SQMj6dQ No.52499679]

>>52499644
>surprised how fast it grew
did you hype it on other platforms at all?

also, how much effort did you put into keywords and a clickbait thumbnail?

[Anonymous No.52499689]

>>52499667
didn't hype it anywhere
posted a few videos on 4chan, that's it
it's all video game gameplay
lifetime timeframe, more realistically about 1.5-2 years of making videos.
>>52499644
if the algo promotes you, you'll get lots of clicks

[Anonymous No.52499696]

>>52499566
you have slave mentality and its going to cost you and you will ngmi if you keep it up. the biggest cope from /pol/ niggers is the entirety of the jq. weak willed people want someone to blame for their own incompetence and low iq. in the day to day life it is more likely that someone from your own race is going to fuck you over. /pol/ niggers are mistaken in thinking it is always a case of 'its the jews'. no its your own weak willed slave mentality and the 1% who have no allegiance to race, religion or nation. its not the kikes, its the satanists. the masons are the scapegoat of the kikes, and the kikes are the scapegoat of the satanists. politicians are just the cotton pickers of the 1%. its all a cope and i wont get involved in that, i wont get hooked. literally not my problem. we all ultimately choose the games we wish to play

[Anonymous No.52499710]

>>52499708
>>52499708
>>52499708
>>52499708

[Anonymous No.52499713]

>>52499643
If its only about money supply, imo that would imply a strong rally in Gold, Bitcoin, and Bonds, while stocks rally weakly. So far we haven't seen gold or bitcoin outperform, I wouldn't bet on that myself.

although I do see money supply is a factor in this.

[Anonymous No.52499715]

>>52499696
Didn’t read Rabbi

[Anonymous No.52499720]

>>52499696
>is the entirety of the jq.
>weak willed people want someone to blame for their own incompetence and low iq
Low IQ or Jew shill response detected. I don't need to make it. I'm top 1% for my age group allegedly. It just doesn't matter. It's priced in. If I do or dont make it, it's already predetermined... And ps it doesn't even matter. It's temporary.

[Anonymous No.52499734]

the American Chemistry Council is warning us about a railroad strike happening next month and that it will drive the USA into a recession/depression if it happens...

Do you think it will happen or just get cockblocked?

[Anonymous No.52499738]

>>52499696
>its not the kikes, its the satanists. the masons are the scapegoat of the kikes, and the kikes are the scapegoat of the satanists
So have you actually read the Protocols and what they have to say about freemasonry? Or what they have to say about their financial program? I'll ask you again, are the protocols real or antisemitic forged plagiarized WW1 Russian propaganda hate speech? I'll answer it for you. They are real.

[Anonymous No.52499750]

>>52499715
you are a slave if you believe people hold power over you. that refers to any people. if you play their game or participate in their game then you are compromised. their literally got in your head and you dont even see it.

[Anonymous No.52499752]

>>52499734
Trains go Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeoooo

[Anonymous No.52499782]

>>52499750
Normally I would agree with that statement if it was just some retard at school or work pissing you off. But I nooootice too much rabbi. And I think I have too many healthy habits and too much free time in a home that I own outright to be a "slave". Actually we are all slaves. Either to your own discipline or someone else's. But again my real belief is that it's all priced in already.

[Anonymous No.52499808]

>>52499738
i havent read it no, but ive browsed /po/ since its inception. ive been using this site since 2005. and ive studied occultism for over 10 years, so i have a deep understanding of all that shit anyway. i've literally been imprisoned for my principles and im freer than most.

[Anonymous No.52499838]

>>52499782
most of life is out of your control as this world is ruled and governed by the highest God which is Chaos the primordial. so yes priced in to the extent of the absolute unknowable.

[Anonymous No.52499876]

>>52499808
Don't read pol. I'm off of pol. But the Protocols are real sir. Simple as. Read #4 to learn about the importance of putting industry on a "speculative basis". Read #20 to learn about the federal reserve and even #20 has language referring to what I believe to be a public ledger (crypto). So suddenly the FTX scandal makes a whole heck of a lot more sense when you realize it's all just a part of the grand scheme to implement protocol #20. Or at least further the agenda slowly but surely.
>and im freer than most
Great and God bless.

[Anonymous No.52499913]

>>52499734
I will never underestimate the US government's ability to kick the can down the road

[Anonymous No.52499924]

>>52499838
>so yes priced in to the extent of the absolute unknowable
Except for the learned elders who are in control of or in contact with things from beyond this realm and do know what will happen. Its their plan. Oh yeah protocol #10 talks about a plan to make all the goys of the world distrust their governments simultaneously through THE INOCULATION OF DISEASES (they use capital letters for that). But let me guess, you say COVID pandemic was one of those chaotic unknowable things. I'll say it once more. The Protocols are real.

[Anonymous No.52499938]

>>52499876
i literally do not give a shit what kikes are doing. those who go against the laws of nature will destroy themselves. those who attempt to bend the law and balance will perish. those who attempted this in the past led to Nazi Germany and look what happened to them.

[Anonymous No.52499949]

>>52499938
>laws of nature
You should read protocol #1 my friend. That's covered too.

[Anonymous No.52499960]

>>52499938
>the law
You mean the ones created by them for them and can be broken at will by people in their circle. All covered in the protocols

[Anonymous No.52499972]

>>52499938
>those who attempted this in the past led to Nazi Germany and look what happened to them
Yes there are no good guys. That's why they believe in nature while preaching liberty equality fraternity to the goys, knowing that there is no equality in nature. And that force is the only thing that matters. Force and make believe

[Anonymous No.52499990]

>>52499838
>the highest God which is Chaos
retard

[Anonymous No.52499991]

>>52499949
>>52499960
im not a slave, i literally do not give a shit. you seem to care an awful amount about what they are doing though. no one holds power over me.

[Anonymous No.52500010]

>>52499991
I guess you like living here on planet earth then under their rule. It's ok. It's pretty comfy if you don't think about it. But once you know, you know. And it ruins everything for you here. Entertainment, news, the markets, all of it. I'm like beyond this place mentally but stuck here physically.

[Anonymous No.52500018]

>>52499990
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chaos_(cosmogony)
read it

[Anonymous No.52500020]

>>52499991
>im not a slave, i literally do not give a shit
You don't give a shit but you are quoting them unknowingly. Or maybe knowingly. So A) you are one of them or B) you just don't see it goy. It's ok. Stop asking me not to see it. It's too late.

[Anonymous No.52500033]

>>52500018
Unlike you i like learning so I will. But I will ask you to read the Protocols as well even though you said you wouldn't because you don't care (about the truth)

[Anonymous No.52500039]

>>52499990
>According to the Gnostic On the Origin of the World, Chaos was not the first thing to exist. When the nature of the immortal aeons was completed, Sophia desired something like the light which first existed to come into being. Her desire appears as a likeness with incomprehensible greatness that covers the heavenly universe, diminishing its inner darkness while a shadow appears on the outside which causes Chaos to be formed. From Chaos every deity including the Demiurge is born.

[Anonymous No.52500048]

>>52498096
>I don't even own a television and my computer is an ancient Linux rig
Literally me. Haven't had a TV since 1993 and just upgraded Fedora from 36 to 47 today on my computer which was made in 2012.

[Anonymous No.52500099]

>>52500010
i live under no mans rule. however reality still exists unless you are indifferent to the consequence, like imprisonment or death. and ive experienced 1 or those and been close to the other twice before.
nothing is ruined for me, it is a matter of perspective and i enjoy the game. maya/samsara read about it. read ancient philosophy, gnosticism, hermetica, hindu philosophy. its all good stuff. get as involved as you like or not.

[Anonymous No.52500138]

>>52500020
>>52500033
you have take but a gulp from the glass, i have swallowed the entire fountain. like Obelix. and there is a price to pay for it