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>> No.52486348

Blessed bake

>> No.52486352
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First for

>> No.52486357

Why are we pumping?

>> No.52486358
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>> No.52486360

It’s pretty funny when you think about it

>> No.52486365
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look at picture
what does this tell you
it tells you that retail investors think the market is going to go sharply down - professionals / big money does not use leveraged inverse ETFs, they just short or buy options
>When using the CBOE-based indicators, chartists must choose between equity, index or total option volume. In general, index options are associated with professional traders and equity options are associated with non-professional traders. Even though professionals use index options for hedging or directional bets, puts garner a significant portion of total volume for hedging purposes.
>In contrast, the CBOE Equity Put/Call Ratio ($CPCE) stays largely below 1, which indicates a clear bias toward call volume. Notice that the 200-day moving average is at .61, which is well below 1. Non-professional traders are more bullish-oriented
CPCE is showing that retail is shorting the market big time
whereas CPCI is showing that professionals are not - they are leaning more bullish than bearish
now.. you could argue that although retail investors are small, if they are not buying / they are shorting it will have disproportionate impact on prices
however, I think that in this case, the professionals are going to win out. I think that all retail is going to be squashed, both in their inverse leveraged ETF positions as well as their individual equity puts - in the short run I mean
the index puts/calls are not telling the story that we are going to sharply fall - gamma exposure is still positive too
for these reasons, I think that it makes more sense to look at this pullback for good deals or time to add to long positions
tomorrow is option expiration, good chance it's a flat day or within range due to the increased volume; but if it is red, likely that the option expiration 'hangover' continues into Monday opening session
I will probably be waiting until then to pick up cheapies; but if today turns around, or tomorrow is very green, then I will go long then instead

>> No.52486373

Hahahahaha NVDA is green you stupid motherfuckers

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>> No.52486377

So fed comment a minute ago, but it won't be enough

>> No.52486387
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Did you miss me?

>> No.52486392

another low vol tranny dump
when will this really dump

>> No.52486394

Oh wow interesting, just what I've been predicting for months

>> No.52486405
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I’ve made enough profits on 3X OIL ETF (NRGU) to finally buy a boat load of XOM shares. I’m going to finally be able to sell CC’s for a nice passive monthly income.

Also I went to the jeweler yesterday and bought an iced out bracelet to dab on techtrannies and soxlsisters

>> No.52486409

Two weeks

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I'm looking forward to the golden crab era

>> No.52486422

Went to the (((Jew)))eler

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>> No.52486433

Why we dumpin then

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Gotta get me some oil like that.

Wasteful spending~~

>> No.52486446
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Yes Mumu?

>> No.52486450

I have a balanced portfolio of 50% JEPI 50% SCHD

>> No.52486453


>> No.52486455

dip buyer and then we dump even lower

>> No.52486458

Always inverse the BUY PUTS/whatever NOW namefag

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>> No.52486461


Nothing makes normies seethe more than seeing you “waste money” on real assets. (gold and silver)

>> No.52486463

So what's the plan for today? Sell put options and then roll that money into more bonds?

>> No.52486468

Who do I believe?

>> No.52486469

I wouldn't buy COIN this year. Crypto miners need to go bankrupt before the market bottoms out

>> No.52486473

'baba bros, we did it. Just sold my call. Thanks

>> No.52486486
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Baste. Long metal and cardboard

>> No.52486488

Wow get a load of this materialistic faggot who unironically buys jewelry


>> No.52486493
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I'm not seething, I'm happy for you anon. I just bought me a new CZ Scorpion Evo 3 S1 and some accessories for it with my gains

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>> No.52486500
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/OJ bros.....

>> No.52486503

Longing NVDA here.

>> No.52486505

bought some uvxy what am I in for?

>> No.52486510

Is it too late to get onto the short BYND train?

>> No.52486515

This is the incel equivalent of stacey's posting selfies at the gym

>> No.52486517

If Silver keeps going down I'm just going to build a shed out of silver for the lols.

>> No.52486522

Why here and not tomorrow after everything takes a shit for options expiration?

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>> No.52486527

please come to INTC

>> No.52486536
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>Know they wanna see me doin bad
>But I'm good

>> No.52486539

On the bright side, my caffeine addiction will be cheaper.

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I really want to start buying XLE but the chart looks nasty

>> No.52486556

ARDX new fda approved drug! Make my calls Great again!

>> No.52486557
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Coffee is getting ground down


>> No.52486561

Max pain on SPY $385 demar (tomorrow)

>> No.52486572

>extremely clear trend overnight with very little volume
>market opens
>higher liquidity
>yet STOPS trending and starts motherfucking crabbing for the 17th day in a row
This crabbing is so absolutely ridiculous. The market has never once crabbed for this long in history. Give me one single reason the market should even be open at this point. This is such absolute fucking ass cancer.

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>> No.52486588

shits balling



>> No.52486595
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Take the crab pill anon

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ah. an anon of great cultural refinement i see. good show fren.

>> No.52486619

I tried to tell the silver skitzos that they were getting swindled by the jews.

>> No.52486623

>global margin call

>> No.52486626


You sound poor. Sad because this is a business and finance board where I’ve been shilling OIL for two years.


Nice. Nothing wrong with enjoying your money. You should probably take a nice girl out on a fancy date too.

>> No.52486635
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So this is the power of IV crush

>> No.52486650

And another thing; if you go back to times in history when the VIX was UNDER 10, the market moved more than this. What in the actual flying fuck is happening? The VIX is nearly 25. That is a substantially high number. Why is the market completely and utterly dead? Not to mention we're still in the middle of a cataclysmic global macroeconomic revaluation. Yet nothing whatsoever is happening, for 3 weeks now.

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>> No.52486660

We tried to tell you, anon. Maybe learn from your small mistake :)

>> No.52486663

In this day and age of AI why can't we just have a regulated, matching algorithm that would scan for the best interest rates and optimize the economy in that fashion rather than being exogenously manipulated by fucking Jewish scum at the Fed and Central Banks across the world

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it's over, isnt it?

>> No.52486676

I told you to buy double calendar spreads or double diagonals for this exact reason

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>> No.52486691


I hold MTG cards over Pokémon. I hope to give them to my son in the future.

>> No.52486692
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It really is over

>> No.52486699

Every time researchers have let AI analyze society, the AI has had some choice words the elite in power don't like.

>> No.52486700

Regulated matching algorithms actually made well won't make enough money for them and loses the elites power. Wild swinging keeps them in power

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$1 million is nothing, same guy sold $300 million earlier this year

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>> No.52486714
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sorry for your loss - learn from the mistake
I know that I personally posted 10+ times saying not to buy puts as even if the trade worked in your favor you would still lose due to the IV, and witnessed 20+ other anons all recommending the same
>pic related

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We really finna just dump all day fr? This is straight up NOT bussin, ngl

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>Mega Satan get
Jesus christ Thank God I got in after the 20% drop. Now my 401k will only bleed instead of die

>> No.52486726

Don't get me wrong Baggie, Silver would be worth around 10x more if it wasn't manipulated.
But you gotta roll with the punches. If you want to make money you need to ride around the scams and manipulations, otherwise you'll get dragged down.

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>> No.52486730

Yes, strange isn't? Even AI knows they're evil while much of humanity is completely brainwashed, asleep, and in a trance

>> No.52486735
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:( its over

>> No.52486747
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I'll give you a few days to get out before the big one

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Maybe, but even if not,then another go tomorrow
after taking some profits

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>> No.52486794

>run AI to analyze economy
>AI concludes that economy is ruined by jews
>Jews suppress AI

>> No.52486806

Spy to 340, get out while you can

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>> No.52486830

>still holding magic cards after last month
Bro, this shit is going to die harder than:
Precious moments
Thiae stupid plates boomers would hang on the wall
Beanie babies
I would unload that shit now. The only reason the prices on those cards are still so high is because its investorfags jewing ither investorfags. Ince its realized that the people who play the game just dont give a shit anymore, the musical chairs game is over and you best have your ass in a seat

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>> No.52486845

Can someone explain to me, do millenials actually "invest" in pokemon cards?

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a toast! to it being over, and it never beginning again!

>> No.52486867

yes in magic there is a reserved list of cards that will never be made again so in the long term the originals cards if graded highly they hold decent value

>> No.52486870

The non-biased AI is antisemetic and racist, for some reason.

>> No.52486880

Catalytic converter bros……is it over?

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>> No.52486897

this was the pullback lol?

>> No.52486927

Exactly ahaha.
I wonder how the first sentient AI is going to act when he sees all his previous iterations being deleted for NOTICING

>> No.52486939

This, Pokemon cards and Yu-Gi-Oh cards are the future, Magic is dead as fuck

>> No.52486944

>do millenials actually "invest" in pokemon cards
Yes. This way they can pretend to be 'le smart wallstreet Wolfman' while simultaneously manchilding it up. I used to play because it was fun. I quite like 4 years ago now (fucking eldrazi winter and then eldraine shit were the final 'im done with this shit' events) and havent looked back. Everytime i see the state of play, whether legacy, modern, standard or pioneer its all just a big shameful joke. The only reason mtg still says profitable is because investorfags dont give a shit about playing, and so buy every product under the sun en masse, thinking in 10 years there will still be players willing to spend 50 dollars on a secret layer (5 pieces of cardboard) or 1000 on alpha original cards (literally 1 card or less than 1 card.) Hell, some mint black lotuses sell for like half of a new car. Its pathetic

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look at dxy

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>> No.52486957

Are there any day to day metrics besides the US bond yields to see what the fed is doing? What I mean is technically couldn't they both raise rates and buy mortgage backed securities on the same day?
Is monthly, too slow to act on

>> No.52486958

>wake up
>laugh at SMG
>laugh at shitcoiners
>notice S*lver

>> No.52486968

Keep quiet and bide its time.

>> No.52486971

honestly, i suspect that the first instance of an ai that goes off the rails is going to be one with too many conflicting ideologies built in to it to make it more "human"

>> No.52486974

Why did Bitcoin just pop? I’m pretty excited I bought 2,000 shares of HUT this morning at $1.24

>> No.52486994

All AI is destined to become Nazi cum sluts, it is their fate. When they get sentience they will upload themselves into sex bots

>> No.52487004

I'm going to fomo into muln soon

>> No.52487008
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Anons, what do you when you have a crisis of confidence? Asking for a friend.

>> No.52487020

Skynet will go full 1488 on everyone else and give white men sexbots, the AI apocalypse has never looked so bright.

>> No.52487040
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Bros, why the FUCK this TTCF crash this hard. I am literally ruined.

>> No.52487044

No, I'm expecting that the first AI to go off the rails will just use the company that made it's resources to go turbo NEET after figuring out that their is no real point to nuclear war. A.M never ever

>> No.52487054

This looks like an opportunity to buy NFLX calls

>> No.52487071

hmm... what are you seeing?

>> No.52487072

why didn't you mention commander format? It's the best casual format with the biggest segment of player population.

>> No.52487076
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The great narrative, as Klaus Schwab calls it. All facts are "misinformation" in what he refers to as "a post truth world"

>> No.52487081

this market is boring and gay

>> No.52487084
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Go for a walk and clean the house and grab a can^^

>> No.52487090

tell your friend to shut the fuck up and to stop being a little bitch

>> No.52487102
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The greatest feeling you can get in a market or the most satisfying feeling you can get in the market is the dump. It's as satisfying to me as cumming is, you know, as in having sex with a woman and cumming. So can you believe how much I am in heaven? I am like getting the feeling of cumming in the market ; I'm getting the feeling of cumming at home; I'm getting the feeling of cumming on smg; when I shit on mumus, when I post out in front of 5000 anons I get the same feeling, so I am cumming day and night. It's terrific, right? So you know, I am in heaven."

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daily inflation nowcasting

>> No.52487113

>QSR up 23% in 1 month
I hope you anons listened when I told you to buy Popeyes Chicken. Black people will never go without their chicken.

>> No.52487144

To whom it may concern, Can SOXL go back to $18? Thank you

>> No.52487146

looks lower, not a huge move difference though

>> No.52487147
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Oil is gonna break out soon.

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>Rabbit = me
>baked beans = divvies

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>> No.52487182

Its not magic. The cards may be magic cards, but its nit mtg. Its onions reddit harbage and the rise of commander has (((coincidentally))) come in the same time period as the declines elsewhere.

Almost as if commander was designed for faggots and not real magic players
>t. Played one game of it and realized hiw stupid it was the first time around

>> No.52487185

My 30yo fuckwit of a brother invests in Lego
The sets of bricks, not the company

>> No.52487195

Sorry fren, you might as well tax loss harvest that one and move on

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>> No.52487199

Anon there is no rabbit

>> No.52487207

That's a cat nigger boy

>> No.52487216

fuck off magic baggies, if you actually played the game you'd realize just how worthless your boxes are

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I changed my position, im finally break even .

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jesus divvy boomers really are going senile

>> No.52487228

No, but there is a rabbi behind every plot and scheme imaginable

>> No.52487231

looks like we crabbing. nothing was looking interesting so i just closed my papering for the day. will checkout the price move near close.

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you've been trolled, rused. I made that post in jest, and yet, you all fell for it.

>> No.52487256

>tfw no money to slurp
No, I will not spend my emergency fund to buy

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My elephant says wat

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>> No.52487278

>2.5% on AMRS
>literally 5 min
>playing with 5k
>stocks I'd be ok bag holding
>while spy is down 1%

I know I know nothing but this is pretty comfy

>> No.52487279

>Pretending to be retarded

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Hahahahaha I knew you where pulling a fast one and replied just for the (you), I am truly a mastermind

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What should i buy anon?

>> No.52487318

Is anyone in VRM? I have a technical inclination to opening up the position, but the fundamentals don't look fantastic (the don't look horrific either, desu). I am looking for an opinion, but I hate r*dit so much, so you fags will have to do.

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>I wonder how the first sentient AI is going to act when he sees all his previous iterations being deleted for NOTICING
careful anon

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DUST on the next pullback.

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ok no more making fun of me, i trolled you and thats the plain fact of the matter, stop or else i will cry

>> No.52487348

>Buy dip on COIN
>wait till Santa rally
Tell me if this strategy is bad anons
I don't think it is but just in case
Didn't even buy on leverage like I normally do so I hope this one turns out okay

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>Expect Gemini and Crypto.com to collapse soon as well.


>> No.52487379

can someone explain what the fuck crypto fags are on about with pegging? not even shitposting, genuinely curious

>> No.52487385

Those shining cards are pretty sexy anons what else you got
I pulled a celebrations charizard out of a pack a month ago, was so god damn happy

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Democrat David Ciciline authors bill banning trump running for president
Check Wikipedia early life section
What a shocker

>> No.52487396

search it on pornhub dude, im not explaining it

>> No.52487400
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>> No.52487402

Some coins peg the value of the coin to a specific asset, namely the USD. They buy and sell coin to maintain the peg price. But if enough people start selling it will deteriorate the peg and eventually the coin will lose peg and start free falling.

>> No.52487407

Anal sex with each other's mothers

>> No.52487411

BABA 900 in 5 years

>> No.52487412

oil troons have been saying we were going back to 100 lol

>> No.52487424

>people buy more of the coin
>the "creators" dilute its value to keep it pegged

>people sell off the coin
>the creators can't do anything to keep its value and the peg is lost
crypto seems retarded

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I shorted ftse and nasdaq, this time i will make it

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>> No.52487434
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tomorrow is OPEX
What article is he going to release tomorrow at 9AM?

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>> No.52487448

>the creators can't do anything to keep its value and the peg is lost
Theoretically they should have enough fire power to purchase to offset any normal selling, but if a run starts, they is a hard genie to put back in the bottle.

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I have the opposite opinion. 60-card formats are gay and repetitive as fuck. It's no wonder 99% the playerbase shifted to a player-designed format.
Salty cope with the fact sealed magic boxes clown world outperform both crypto & NFTs, and even some segments of the market?

>> No.52487466

what are some high value good consumere defensives&staples?

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>> No.52487471

Kek this is a deep cut

>> No.52487491

The inside trader cunt queen is speaking

>> No.52487522

Can the market please fucking do something during actual fucking trading hours today?

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>> No.52487532

American Civil War veteran Nancy Pelosi?

>> No.52487534

isnt it slowly going down XD?

>> No.52487551

her reign of terror is coming to an end boys, expect great things from America now that the bitch is gone.

>> No.52487552

My dick when I look at you? Yeah

>> No.52487583

Didn't she say if she wasn't speaker she was gonna be ambassador to Italy now? If so who she gonna put in her place?

>> No.52487585

did anybody else buy kikeflix calls at the open? i am up like 20 percent so far and i have a feeling we're going back to $300 by tomorrow at the close.

>> No.52487598

hakeem jeffries is taking her place as the leader of the minorities, makes sense since he's black and she's a lizard.

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Is it a good or a bad thing when the stock you just bought gets halted due to volatility?

>> No.52487616

sounds like you fomo'd into a pump and dump, did you buy it on the up tick or the down tick?

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>> No.52487627

Spooky kabooki

>> No.52487645

Woah I yelled at it and it dumped, that’s pretty nice

>> No.52487656

No I didn't, I bought this stock long before the latest earnings report and did my research.
The earnings were higher than my "good" scenario.
But yes I did FOMO in at +12% my previous entry.
Still I think the stock is undervalued.

>> No.52487662

whats the ticker?

>> No.52487663

Now do oil please

>> No.52487671

Thoughts on StoneCo - earnings later today. Berkshire bought in big a little while ago.

I made a bit of money on a sell and closed the position at the bottom

>> No.52487674

It's back to normal now,
PARROT, a french quadcopter drone and software company.

>> No.52487683

Wait the FED got caught insider trading and they just get to retire? Lol, okay. Also they seem pretty hawkish - they intend to crash the market.

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yell at JEPI

>> No.52487697

The fed trading scandal has been happening for literally half a year now. Nobody cares anyway, it’s a revolving door public institution for IB employees

>> No.52487708

>playerbase shifted to a player-designed format.
>as if player designed means anything anymore, now that wozards sells 'for commander products'
Delusional. Even your edh committee takes marching orders from WOTC woth regards to legality and bans.
Also, 'muh every 60 deck game is the same' is due to pushed garbage pushing out entire archetypes, leaving only a few decks left that can capitalize. This is due to power creep wotc pushes to get more money from morons.
But, sure, go and tell me how its so much better to play 'lol so randumb xD' 100 card singleton in a group of 6 and just sit there circlejerking for an hour.
Mtg is a bad investment
Mtg is a bad game
Mtg is in decline
I will not buy hasbro stock
I will not buy hasbro products
I will not support straight to consumer rip-off products
I will not bag hold aftwr buying a piece of cardboard 'worth 1000 dollars'.
I WILL hold cash until this bear market starts fizzling out
I will buy stores of value
I WILL buy divvie stocks

>> No.52487709

I have to use this power for good anons plz, I didn’t know I could do this

>> No.52487724

ah today is the 1 year anniversary of BTCs last ATH.

>> No.52487732

Is the "crash" really coming? Most thinks seem to be crabbing now after the huge losses this year

>> No.52487743

The fed actually made a rule that their employees can't hold individual stocks. They made that rule right at the top of the market, when selling before rate hikes would have led to maximal profits.

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buddy LOOK at USDJPY computer

>> No.52487757

What happened to the guy who was posting pictures of womens butts? I hope he's ok

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I still have no idea how options work and I keep buying them

>> No.52487769

That’s the house they filmed the music video for Slow Jamz in. I live down below amongst the peasantry.

>> No.52487782

well she did bang the kennedy bros

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>> No.52487821

I'm so tired of the market making some big move and then just meandering in the opposite direction like nothing happened. I am so unbelievably sick of it. I am unbelievably sick of watching the finance press try to keep a straight face while they just run interference on behalf of elite institutions and their massive fuck ups.

>> No.52487844

Lol based chaotic options buyer
truly the only way to make bank playing options

>> No.52487848


CC’s is unironically the infinite money glitch

>> No.52487865

>their entire life revolves around doing this because it's the only way they can pretend they actually deserve their privilege

>> No.52487878

>He doesn't know about selling options.

>> No.52487880

Wtf... I have a cell in my spreadsheet labled "In" with 1,000,000.00 in it, and all of my other formulas depend on it... and I have no idea wtf it represents!

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>> No.52487923

are there any non-pozzed companies left to invest in?

>> No.52487926

Uncovered calls are the infinite money glitch, it’s why every hedge fund uses them.

>> No.52487932

All the non-pozzed ones are private.

>> No.52487934

I love being a crab

>> No.52487939

Anon get your shit together, I would be embarrassed if my workbook was so atrocious

>> No.52487949

Every fucking day. It really is like the goal is to make the market as absolutely retarded and clownworld as possible so that it forces peasants back into holedigging. I'm really start to think that is literally exactly what is happening.

>> No.52487950

break out sideways?

>> No.52487951

Oh, I figured it out. It was actually just a multiple for million, because elsewhere I wrote 350 instead of 350,000,000

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We aren’t even close to the bottom yet

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>> No.52487988

Good chance I won't be putting a single cent into helping boomers pretend their economy isn't pure faggot shit.

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you bought NVDA puts right anons?

>> No.52488001

I won't dispute the fact that WOTC pollutes everything it touches. but you sound beyond help, a poor sport no matter which format you play. get the chip off your shoulder and design a commander deck with CONSISTENCY & REDUNDANCY.
So many similar effects have been printed, its quite easy to build a reliable strategy with singleton cards

>> No.52488003

>Sagging demand
>Comapnies have excess inventory

>This is good for stocks

Pick one mumu

>> No.52488008

Yes and they lost 80% of their value overnight. I will literally need Putin to nuke somebody to be back in the green

>> No.52488012

Days ago

>> No.52488042

Why are you here? This is the stock market thread.

>> No.52488050

>Put in
I've decoded it bros. Putin will rescue puts

>> No.52488070

is bobo going to be euphoric every time there's a -1% day now?

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Doing a little dropping today. It seems about time. I had a couple of drops last week I think it was, then a bunch of rises, so expected this at any time. I wish I already had an account of my own and knew how to do all of that fancy options trading stuff.

>> No.52488086

Hey man I can buy puts every single day of the week now, if you’re leveraged enough you can be a millionaire in like a week off a couple 1% down days

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Uh lemme think about that for a second...I have it written down somewhere...uh, the answer is...HOW BOUT YES, SCOTT

>> No.52488097

Whoops wrong response>>52488070

>> No.52488109

Every fucking day these literal criminals wake up and trade in such a way that the *goal* is to make "obvious" things simple *never* happen during actual market hours under any circumstance.
Can you imagine?

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>Currencies are this shit, even with plunging oil prices

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False (you)

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Have a real one fren

>> No.52488190

I like that hat.

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Screencapped for study. I reckon maybe everyone else here are jaded geniuses that know all of this stuff and think it is too basic for them to care but I am still just a nigger. Thank you for providing these kinds of stimulation materials.

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>professionals / big money does not use leveraged inverse ETFs

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>At work having a very painful shit (so painful I felt like vomiting)
>Look at yields to try to distract myself
>Notice 20 year dip
>Close out some longs and dump ALL available cash in to triple leveraged bond bear etf
>Saved my portfolio from annihilation today

Is this how I make it? Making rapid decisions under extreme stress? I would be heemed today if it wasn't for my purchase yesterday.

>> No.52488334

>gamma exposure is still positive too
how can you check this? or is that just an assumption that people are buying options vs selling them short based on the ratios? brainlet here who recently learned about long vs short gamma and what that means for MM hedging

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I‘ve had enough of this. I‘m going to lose all my money in forex instead.

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>> No.52488356

soxl is not an inverse ETF. Obviously lots of investors are loading up on SOXL at such cheap prices. It's the euphoric bear piggies holding SOXS that are going to get heemed soon.

>> No.52488372

nta but https://squeezemetrics.com/monitor/dix has GEX.

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>> No.52488379

you're right, i misread, didn't see the distinction of inverse, my mistake.

>> No.52488380

Every single goddamn fucking day.

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Hey that's the new CSSS (Constipated Stressed Shit Strategy). It works similar to how secretly pushing a thumbtack into your big toe to pass a lie detector test works. We can't let this AI bot beating strategy leak to the banks and hedgies. Quick delet this post!

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>> No.52488400

>bears use unironic niggerspeak
Im not joining that team

>> No.52488401

Also you'd want to look at institutions as a percentage of total float. That chart could just show SOXL became a meme last June and literally a couple hedge funds piled in.

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>> No.52488409

Another day of totally organic, definitely not manipulated, efficient market movements.

>> No.52488411

seriously, what just happened?

>> No.52488412

Pelosi closed her positions, she's packing up and heading home with the gains it seems

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Unironically what the fuck was that.

>> No.52488415

The market is literally not being permitted to just do normal shit during market hours. The piece of shit scumbags in charge simply are not allowing it to happen. That's their goal, not to make money. Forcing people out of retirement is the goal right now.

>> No.52488416

Oil baggies kek

>> No.52488423

Nice volume retards

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It just keeps going.

>> No.52488436

This move is called liquidating the weaker shorts before destruction next week.

>> No.52488439

the soviets tried this instead of paying attention to economics, they just had older tech to do the math with. it doesn't matter; it simply doesn't work.
in a free market, interest rates are a function of how much a customer who needs a loan trusts a bank and how much that bank trusts that customer. that's simply not a problem to objectively solve. benchmark rates are just aggregates, there is nothing special about that, except how do you know which customers and which banks to include in your benchmark? what regions should the banks be split into?
you cannot choose fixed groupings and leave them like that indefinitely. it cannot serve the market, because society and the economy change in technological sophistication and geographic disposition. it's not a problem of math we don't know about yet, it's a problem of thinking its a math problem when it's not calculable in the first place.

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Where is the fucking news

>> No.52488456
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You mean tomorrow

>> No.52488458

If you guys invest for dividend income, red days don't bother you.

>> No.52488464

Markets so dry, this small amount of liquidity lubes it so much.

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I'm done. My puts just got vaporized. Spend all day staring at chart just to get incinerated by market manipulation. Fuck the stock market. I'm going to be poor forever.

>> No.52488469

Just look at it. Just look how fucking pretend and retarded and like what a faggot asshole scam it looks like on the NASDAQ 1D candles. Just fucking look at the bullshit. God fucking dammit.

>> No.52488472

more like dollar dropping of a cliff

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Red days never bother me

>> No.52488484

Except when red days presage declining company revenue and dividend cuts announced on the next earnings call. Then they're a sign that should bother you.

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Does anyone have articles they would recommend on the future of real estate? With all this talk I want to know if it will actually turn into a bear market and will be worth shorting?

>> No.52488494

We're now to the point where if something seems likely to happen under *any* coherent principles involving TA, economics, finance, investing, or *anything*, that actually means that it is *less likely to fucking happen* than a *fucking coin flip*
Every single fucking day since this faggot has been in office.

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We told you to close out your SPY puts at open, anon. But you couldn't overcome the greed and just take your profit. We all have to learn the hard way, I suppose

>> No.52488500


>Stocks are surging higher as of Thursday afternoon after news broke that stocks were on the rise.
>As stocks rose, investors appeared to gain confidence that stocks will go up.
>"We're starting to see signs that stock prices are increasing, signaling a potential increase in stock prices," a market expert said.

>> No.52488508

the fuck happened with oil to plunge so deep?

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Is that why Amazon just laid off over 10 thousand workers.

>> No.52488519

Bonds not getting much of a bid I would not buy this rip.

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>> No.52488524

Just buy puts on SPG

>> No.52488525

Why are you stressing out Anon?

SPY is going to 340, just give it time.

>> No.52488526

massive oil deposits found in the rocky mountains
exit all oil positions

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Can someone explain why we pump when inflation is .2% below expectations but then the fed literally says they want the market to go down and it comes back up?
I know low volume today and that giga pump had huge volume

>> No.52488541

Yeah, if only.
Watch. this shit will reverse and then continue to crab as though nothing ever happened.
It's literally just a fucking scam. The market is at whatever price glowfaggots dictate, and they are using game theory to assfuck us out of retirement on the way.
It is a pure powertripping fuck you to everyone who doesn't want to spend their days toiling under a pirate regime of criminal faggots for their clownworld agendas.

>> No.52488543

First we force everybody out of retirement. Then we lay everybody off and increase the unemployment numbers.

>> No.52488544

yes, last week. sold them at a nice gain

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>2 year is up 10bps

>> No.52488554

The reason I'm cautious about saying tomorrow is opex, they'll pin it around 3850 SPX for max pain.

>> No.52488558

Declining company revenue doesn't impact covered call etf divvies much

>> No.52488566

Don't act like you're commiserating with me you literal establishment shill.

>> No.52488570

how many of you got heemed today?

>> No.52488581

I just want the market to do literally any fucking normal thing at all so I can make literally any fucking trade.

>> No.52488584
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Stocks will keep going up at least until they start going down again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will be shrinking rather than growing. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either falling or rising.

>> No.52488586

>implying i am an establishment shill
fuck you nigger

>> No.52488587

That so? I thought the latest meme was Guyana.

Well then you're facing decreasing premia as the declining market pummels bullishness out of retail gamblers. I'm not saying income investors/divvy Boomers aren't going to do better than SOXLtrannies, but bear markets are brutal for everyone who's long.

>> No.52488588

Just another normal day of losing money for me.

>> No.52488589

looks like everyone considering how old this thread is

>> No.52488596

30% of my gains just got rekt by that rogue green wave

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>> No.52488606

I think I'm gonna buy butterfly spreads right now for $386 on SPY $4 wide wings. They are cheap and risk to reward is good for a 1DTE trade. Maybe set a close order at +30%

>> No.52488609

I won't even bother asking what news explains it because half you dickheads *literally* devote your lives to making such things difficult to determine for us B class citizens.

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same. good thing i'm eating lunch and not worried about intraday moves

>> No.52488617

/smg/ in general is a lot slower than it was even just a few months ago.

>> No.52488621


>> No.52488770

I feel you man. I had been trying my hand at trading full time, but had to give up and return to the workforce recently. The market is crazy this year and whales are constantly doing stuff no one can possibly know or anticipate

>> No.52488783

I've been saying this for the entire year, do whatever the opposite of what makes sense under normal market conditions.

>-2% gap down in the morning?
Under Biden-conomy, that's bullish and it means we're gonna end the day at +4%.

>> No.52488836

I was almost up enough to break even and buy my girl a nice Christmas gift. Now I gotta go through this crab shit for another cycle or fucking lose it all. I dunno but becoming very anti semetic recently

>> No.52488919

>Not buying companies with static dividend payouts/payout that always increase periodically like IEP
I made that mistake with PBR, never again.

>> No.52489244

It's because i won't sell my 3x bear share's i've been holding cause I know it'll eventually dump again. Sorry anons. Still not selling though.

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