My property wont fucking sell

[Anonymous No.52480672]

My dad built 600k worth of houses in some shithole village and we are trying to find a buyer for years now. Real estate agents are fucking useless. This shit is costing me tax and maintenance every year. What the fuck do I do? is there some secret for finding fucking property buyers that are willing to buy this shit. I live in greece if that matters

[Anonymous No.52480676]

>>52480672
Property not needed
Haha

[Anonymous No.52480691]

>>52480672
>in some shithole village
location, location, location

[Anonymous No.52480696]

>>52480672
>gayreeks
Why in world would u ever build there. Greece is more insolvent than FTX

[Anonymous No.52480729]

>>52480672
>shithole village
>in fucking greece
>600k construction cost

bro you're fucked, just flog them to retired middle class brits for 50 bags a piece and call it quits.

[Anonymous No.52480751]

>>52480672
Find some upcoming guy in the village tell him rent to own

[Anonymous No.52480755]

>>52480672
>my property won’t fucking sell
Lower the price halfwit

[Anonymous No.52480767]

You faggots dont get my luck. Ive been a multimillionaire since my dad passed away I was like 13. 0 cash in the bank, just a fuckload of shitty houses and land in the worst places imaginable. Imagine taking a list of the shittiest dirtiest areas in greece, texas, and florida. those are the areas where I own so much land and abandoned buildings. I cant fucking sell any of this cuz nobody wants it. What the fuck is this. it would perhaps be better to have nothing.
>>52480696 cuz we are from there, and chink faggots used to be able to buy land for EU citizenships unti Jewrope stepped up and banned that shit from us.

[Anonymous No.52480785]

>>52480767
Really shitty hired demoralization tourists can't even use the board right but sure got the post tranny package down.

[Anonymous No.52480788]

>>52480672
cunny

[Anonymous No.52480799]

>>52480767

>i'm a multimillionaire

>my millions of dollars are all completely illiquid, i literally couldn't sell them for a dollar even if i tried

sam bankman fried moment fr

[Anonymous No.52480802]

>>52480767
Imao
So you are not rich. Having illiquid property is like having nothing at all
Sell it at a discount or shut the fuck up

[Anonymous No.52480807]

>>52480785
suck a dick nigger, I dont like the words you are using.

[Anonymous No.52480821]

>>52480807
4 active users on a Wednesday night and somehow this thread quadrupled activity within minutes hrmmm.

[Anonymous No.52480822]

fuck off lolifag

[Anonymous No.52480834]

>>52480672
I’ll buy it for 10 chainlink
No more no less
It’s my loss btw

[Anonymous No.52480837]

>>52480802
no I wanna sell it for much. I was asking if any of you /biz/ faggots know a place where I can find retarded rich investors while I have 0 networking.

[Anonymous No.52480846]

>>52480767
to be serious though, I have a plan for you

>get an appraiser
>bribe him, it's greece this is easy
>make him say your property is worth 5m or something
>go to bank
>use '5m property' as security for 5m loan from a bank
>invest half in hyg to pay the loan payments
>no tax bc loans arent taxed
>2.5m liquid

best plan for you bro

[Anonymous No.52480862]

if you keep lowering the prices you'll eventually find a buyer

[Anonymous No.52480873]

>>52480846
HYG yields 5.1% and on half of investment it will yield half of that. Which bank will give you a 2.55% loan?

[Anonymous No.52480878]

Your dad was a fucktard and he passed that down to you. Burn the village collect insurance and then kill yourself for holding on to garbage.

[Anonymous No.52480882]

>>52480672
I love arisu lads

[Anonymous No.52480885]

>>52480873
fair point, the cheap money days are over

chuck it in mreits then lol

[Anonymous No.52480892]

>>52480821
That's what happens when you have loli in the OP.

[Anonymous No.52480897]

>>52480873
Default on loan
Run to argentina
Blame the chinks
???
Profit

[Anonymous No.52480900]

>>52480892
Na just the discord troons spamming the board again as always.

[Anonymous No.52480920]

>>52480837
Think like a Jew if you want to Jew someone

[Anonymous No.52480938]

>>52480892
She’s not even a loli she’s in uni already

[Anonymous No.52480944]

>>52480672
>Greece
yea well

[Anonymous No.52480950]

>>52480672
Aah i think u are the guy who wanted to sell....prepare a zone for tourism without wasting too much and use airbnb

[Anonymous No.52480972]

sexo

[Anonymous No.52481303]

>>52480672
Built for rape

[Anonymous No.52481361]

>>52480672
You might have to cut your losses.
In 2010 my city spent millions and millions of Rands building up an area during the 2010 world cup.
It's a ghost city now that no one wants to live in.
Your supposed to use your brain before investing money in anything

[Anonymous No.52481398]

>>52480878
>Your dad was a fucktard and he passed that down to you. Burn the village collect insurance and then kill yourself for holding on to garbage.
Lol. The insurance will be all over him. They don't part with big money easily

[Anonymous No.52481527]

Ok so after reading all of you monkeys replies this is the plan I came up with:
>bribe some faggot to value my property at 5 mil
>use that to leverage 2.5 mill
>invest. where???? I was thinking trying my luck with options trading I saw a youtube video on it.
>profit

[Anonymous No.52481547]

This is quite literally the worst time in a decade to be selling, what a fucking retard.

[Anonymous No.52481567]

>>52481547
explain.

[Anonymous No.52481597]

>>52481527
>options trading
Please don't do this. You will lose everything. Be happy with what you have and just buy link and linkpool. Greed is bad.

[Anonymous No.52481600]

>>52481567
>mortgage rates going parabolic
>Euros all broke
>Chinks all in gulag
>Americans too fat to travel to Greece
Who is left to buy your bags? Indians? Rich Arabs?

[Anonymous No.52482712]

>>52480672
Real estate is fucking over. The boomers tried to milk so hard and for so long they killed the cow. All the macro environment data are pointing toward a total RE crash in western nations. The green tyranny scam they are implementing is partially done to try to save their boomoids' monopoly over housing. Non-compliant houses (rated C or below in term of energy savings) will be illegal to sale until they are renovated (for a big fat check with many 000s).

>greece
This is double RIP for you lol. Half your nation is dying from the (((vax))). Your country's mortality rate is at +31% since the vaxmaxxing. Do you understand what this mean? A shitload of empty houses will hit the market. Non stop.

[Anonymous No.52482814]

>>52482712
Holy shit you’re retarded

[Anonymous No.52482846]

>>52482712
op just needs to fight for open borders so migrants fill the country and the govt gives away all the taxpayer money to pump real estate for migrant housing and wellfare cecks

[Anonymous No.52482875]

>>52480672
how about vacation rental. start off cheap in season until you get good reviews.

[Anonymous No.52482881]

>>52480767
you're fucked dude. maybe your dad was a millionaire but wasting it to build luxury properties at shit tier locations noone wants to live in is equivalent to losing it in vegas or burning it all away. those properties simply aren't worth the $$$ they were built for, just accept the loss, sell for whatever you can and think how it could be worse, he could have legit gambled it all away and leave you nothing. and be smarter than your dad. but he probably wasn't even dumb this was just his passion and he enjoyed wasting his wealth on it and didn't love you enough to think about your inheritance

[Anonymous No.52482966]

>>52480672
if your property was a little girl, it would probably sell well.

[Anonymous No.52483351]

Lower the price retard

[Anonymous No.52484845]

>>52480846
Jews do this.