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[Anonymous No.52479578]

What do you tell your poorfag family when they ask you what you want for Christmas ($20 or less)

[Anonymous No.52479604]

>>52479578
new hoodie from TJ max

[Anonymous No.52479617]

>>52479578

underwear or socks

[Anonymous No.52479648]

>>52479578
Their good health

[Anonymous No.52479661]

a $20 bill

[Anonymous No.52479670]

>>52479578
nice sweatpants that fit me properly, i literally have unlimited money and i still can't find a good pair

[Anonymous No.52479673]

>>52479578
thats fucking RAW

[Anonymous No.52479679]

>>52479617
Was gonna say socks

[Anonymous No.52479699]

>>52479578
Beer or cigars. I'm simple.
If you're still on the consumables route, maybe coffee or tea? You could ask for a really nice steak from the grocery to cook for yourself. Otherwise
>some kitchen utensil or dishware
>nice beer mug
>regular coffee mug
Clothes are nice but something you see/use regularly might be more endearing and make your family feel better if they come over your place in the future and see their gift out in the open/being used

[Anonymous No.52479712]

>>52479673

[Anonymous No.52479716]

>>52479661
This.

[Anonymous No.52479724]

Cook your fucking meat you caveman. Actually, even cavemen knew how to cook their meat once they discovered fire.

[Anonymous No.52479738]

>>52479578
I say Nothing. I'm insane and dying so I could use a big hug more than anything. I need it.

[Anonymous No.52479747]

It's almost medium rare you pussies
Only thing I can think so far of are like 1/2 silver coins or a tiny tungsten cube

[Anonymous No.52479750]

>>52479578
You ask for Chainlink because that’s an easy 4000 dollars in 6 years

[Anonymous No.52479802]

>>52479750
Based. wagmi

[Anonymous No.52479807]

>>52479712
lel

[Anonymous No.52479970]

>>52479578
I don't remember what the last Christmas gift I got was. I'd settle for a plastic bag and a helium tank this year.

[Anonymous No.52479983]

>>52479578
a $20 scratch off ticket

[Anonymous No.52479992]

>>52479578
I don’t ask for anything. Just having my family and friends with me is all I need.

[Anonymous No.52480099]

>>52479750
You forgot the decimal, it's 0.4 dollars

[Anonymous No.52481081]

>>52479673
>>52479724
why don't you just stick to drinking onions and let the men consume meat the way it was intended?

[Anonymous No.52481199]

>>52479578
a new gym bag, hat, socks, movies gift card, or a game on steam any of these really

[Anonymous No.52481429]

>>52479578
cbd rub on

[Anonymous No.52482147]

>>52479578
I would ask for a bag of 20 usd of ZooDAO, in a year it x10 and i can buy nice things for my family. It's easy peasy

[Anonymous No.52482337]

>>52479578
socks.
when i was young, i was one of those kids that shit on others when they got socks for christmas.
now its like the only thing i really ask for. i go through so many pairs of socks, its insane

[Anonymous No.52482400]

>>52479578
A box of home made cookies, I would ask for my favorite, but hey decorated sugar cookies are nice and cheap.

[Anonymous No.52482724]

A Paw Patrol toy

[Anonymous No.52482759]

a gf, duh

[Anonymous No.52482787]

The only platform I'm using rn is Bspin. cause:

>Strong casino with a BTC as the playing currency
>Coming giveaway with $15K Prize Pool.
>Huge amount of games, slots, LIVE, spins etc.

[Anonymous No.52482793]

>>52482759
this. giving away pussy is free

[Anonymous No.52482871]

I would tell them to buy me something obscenely overpriced. Like a designer deck of playing cards or a cofee table book about italian cars. You'lll get a cool object, they will know the feeling of blowing money on stupid and unnecessary shit, which is one of the finest feelings for those in the know. Buying socks is degrading, since you are sending them a clear signal that they can't afford much

[Anonymous No.52482878]

>>52479578
I hate events like christmas, birthdays... shits unbearable yo I need a wife to deal with all this crap bc I fucking hate it

[Anonymous No.52483358]

>>52479578
Pajamas or socks or something. Something useful that I tend to avoid buying for myself.

[Anonymous No.52483375]

>>52479578
“I'd love to all go to the movies together like when I was a kid! Everyone buy their own tickets and snacks, it’ll be awesome!”

[Anonymous No.52483389]

>>52479578
I always give myself a present to flex on them. Oh, thanks for the socks, It will go nicely with the 74" television I bought for myself as a little treat.

[Anonymous No.52483393]

>>52479673
>>52479724
That's medium you dumb fucks and medium is overcooked.

[Anonymous No.52484119]

>>52479578
I'd say this >>52479738 but senpaitachi are typically intent on giving you shit provided your relationships haven't splintered. Just tell them you want a good Christmas celebration for the holiday this year or something. Go bring your own cooking to the dinner

[Anonymous No.52484127]

>>52484119
Why the fuck does biz also filter FAMily

[Anonymous No.52484194]

>>52484127
baka desu senpai

[Anonymous No.52484239]

>>52479578
what I always tell them: don't buy me anything. There's a reason I never celebrate my birthday on the day of my bday, I don't want people feeling pressured to get me anything

[Anonymous No.52484261]

think about something you need or would use but that you didn't feel the need to buy already. Idk underwears, socks, forks or knives, ... Think usefull

[Anonymous No.52484431]

>>52479648
>>52479992
>>52479738
>>52479992
Correct. This and a nice home made meal together with no fighting.
>>52479661
Made me kek

[Anonymous No.52484672]

>>52479673
>>52479724
Let me guess, you order your steak well done and eat it with ketchup?

[Anonymous No.52484719]

>>52484672
>Trump using two separate IDs
We see you >>52479673 >>52479724

[Anonymous No.52484743]

>>52479673
Yes but not raw enough

[Anonymous No.52485011]

>>52479578
Nice steak, bitch

[Anonymous No.52485027]

>>52479670
imagine being this fat

[Anonymous No.52485079]

>>52479673
>>52479724
That's literally medium, you petulant women

[Anonymous No.52485227]

>>52479724
Like others have said that's medium or just the littlest hair below it. It's the lighting that threw off the camera and makes it look raw. Decent steak; would eat

[Anonymous No.52485234]

proof that they sacrificed is fine with me, such as a fresh cut or lashes.

[Anonymous No.52486674]

>>52479578
A journal and pen so you can create anything you'd like.

[Anonymous No.52486886]

>>52479673
Shitskin detected

[Anonymous No.52486920]

>>52479617
spbp

>>52479673
that's medium rare

[Anonymous No.52487017]

Any interesting coin, doesn't even have to be worth $20.

[Anonymous No.52487463]

>>52479578
A used cum cock. Yours. Gimmie ur sick nigga I will have sex with it.

[Anonymous No.52487549]

>>52479578
Amazon gift card or socks

[Anonymous No.52487998]

>>52482871
This is a good answer. I get the sense the OP was looking for feelgood responses though. "Me? Oh nothing. I'm just happy to see you all!"

[Anonymous No.52488889]

>>52479673
This, well done is the only way to do it.

[Anonymous No.52488909]

>>52484672
Why is this frowned upon? Just let me eat, man.

[Anonymous No.52488972]

id tell them i want them to die for being so poor and shitting me out into the world in such a shitty economic position. i'd also tell them to be responsible next time. maybe that'll stop my cockroach family from shitting out even more children in the future, making everyone even more miserable for the temporary joy of having a baby around for a few years before said baby grows up and the magic goes away, restarting the shitty poorfag never ending cycle.

[Anonymous No.52489025]

>>52479578
A bottle of wine/nice beers/something nice to eat.
You can find one of those for any budget, it makes me happy for a moment and doesn't clutter my apartment.

[Anonymous No.52489443]

just some book or socks

[Anonymous No.52489520]

>>52479578
FOOD
food is the ultimate gift for people who don't actually want to think about what the receiver might like.
give me some food that I didn't know I wanted.