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>go to bank to get a direct deposit slip
>young indian, fresh out of college calls me over to his counter
>I see he is wearing a Rolex, nice gold rings. Has a picture on his work desk of a hot young blonde (onlyfans tire white gf)
>I give him my ID and bank info
>immediately I can tell by his attitude there's something not right but I'm too naive to suspect my bank teller being a piece of shit
>he pulls up my account, let's out a little laugh under his breath with a smirk
>says to me "oh, can you remove your hat for security reasons and look at the cameras up above"
>haven't been inside a bank since covid started so I'm not sure if this is a new procedure, but I've never read to do this, but I'm easy going and laid back so I blindly trust him and take my hat off and look at the camera
>he chuckles like a smart ass
>he stands up and seems to raise his voice with his next sentence: "DID YOU REALIZE YOU ONLY HAVE $2 IN YOUR CHEQUING?"
>There are people all around us in line and etc, it's quiet inside and he completely did this on purpose. I have never had a bank teller ever announce how much money I have in my account, ever, fucking ever. I was so embarrassed and fuming, it was so obvious he was being a piece of shit to me for literally no reason
>left feeling humiliated and completely disrespected
>Literally wanted to wait outside, find out what car he drives, follow him home and jump him (in minecraft) but of course I would never do that

Proceed to laugh at me and call me a loser. I just needed to vent this to someone

>> No.52478341
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52478341

BIZ chicks

>> No.52478352

>>52478328
Ok Rakeesh why dont you go do something useful instead of typing shitty greentexts?

>> No.52478368

Did this actually happen or are you just making stuff up cause you’re bored? Be honest, cause you’re not you when you’re hungry. Grab a Snickers!

>REPLY PAID FOR BY SNICKERS AND CO., HERSHEYS LTD.

>> No.52478373

>>52478328
>Iphone bot thread #565464746456457546326345643563635653464

>> No.52478382

>>52478328
>"DID YOU REALIZE YOU ONLY HAVE $2 IN YOUR CHEQUING?"
I did. Do you realize there is a special device to poo inside and you don't have to use the streets for it?

>> No.52478385

>>52478328
>he stands up and seems to raise his voice with his next sentence: "DID YOU REALIZE YOU ONLY HAVE $2 IN YOUR CHEQUING?"
If this is true then report him to the manager and watch him get fired.

>> No.52478390

>>52478328
jews did this

>> No.52478396

>>52478373
It an iPhone 4s by the way. Being poor hurts physically

>> No.52478417

>>52478396
Okay and I got cancer and no money.
Sell your iphone 4 I'm sure it's worth a kebab or two.

>> No.52478422

>>52478382
I wish I was this witty in the moment

>> No.52478455

>>52478328
greta makes old roasties like the ugly kardashians seethe

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>>52478328
Hey OP I hope you have a nice day ok.

>> No.52478491

>>52478479
No we don't.

>> No.52478502

>>52478479
Thank you friend

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>>52478328
did I fucking ask, peasant?
No. No I didn't.

>> No.52478568

Okay I’m all seriousness, did this actually happen? Cause if it happened to my fren there’d be a can of whoop ass waiting for him in the parking garage.

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52478569

you posted this awful copypasta yesterday

>> No.52478598

>>52478328
um. This didn't happen.
You could get that dude fired if this were true.
Which once again, it is not.

>> No.52478618

>>52478598
He's just some jeet who thinks if he posts green texts someone will give him money because if I recall he did this in 2021 and someone gave him 5k and he never stopped since I don't think it worked after cause he's been spamming the board since.

>> No.52478623

>>52478328
imagine if american corporations didn't outsource all the work to shithead chink and jeet immigrants no one likes or wants here who all vote hard left

>> No.52478971

>>52478618
That’s funny, but he probably got the villager of the year award for that, praise from the village elders, endearment from his family, mirin from village babes. He’s leading an organization of 200 fine indian villagers to research and capitalize on this incredible gain of wealth. But funds have run out, people are sick and dying. His lieutenants are leaving in droves due to lack of faith. But he knows. He’s determined for the White whale. The western man will save them, and they will love him again.