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My best friend is set on killing himself in a month for personal reasons. I tried to stop him but he just says it's happening no matter what.
I really wanna ask him to max all his credit cards and give the money to me before he kills himself. Would I get in trouble?

>> No.52472565

>>52472550
Stop your mate from killing himself ffs

>> No.52472569

>>52472550
Worst case scenario cops might think you killed him and stole his money. So tell him to male it look like an obvious suicide

>> No.52472576

>>52472550
You would now you just made a digital fingerprint of you conspiring to help in assisted suicide/murder and you're also trying to monetary gain from it.
You're a sack of shit and hopefully he just shoots you instead and collects life insurance he took out on you for even suggesting such bullshit.

>> No.52472612

>>52472550
one reason why he kills himself is because he's surrounded by parasites and PoS. think about it

>> No.52472634

>>52472576
>NOOO, YOU CAN'T HECKIN PROFIT FROM DEATH
>le funeral parlors are OKAY THO

>> No.52472658

>>52472550
Suck his dick it'll cheer him up

>> No.52472678

>>52472550
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSS!!!!!!!!!!

>> No.52472688

>>52472634
You're a real piece of shit this is just an attention seeking thread clearly but to even come out with this kind of story makes me think you've considered something like this before.
If I was anyone in your life I'd ex communicate your ass forever, leeches and parasites deserve a bullet between the balls.

>> No.52472709

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mk7/nm9j
vlzg+fmb
I thought this was the Business & Finance forum, not the fucking feelsfags /r9k/ and reddit sub. Get the fuck out of this thread and drink soi if you don't want to give good replies to my question
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I see

>> No.52472723

I can see why he want to off himself

>> No.52472737

>>52472709
>responds to me normally
>tries to appear to be funny
You aren't and it's not clever and something very bad is going to happen in your real life very soon.
You're playing a dangerous game.

>> No.52472769

>>52472688
oh he mad now
you know where you are?

>> No.52472791

vlzg+fmb
You're talking to the wrong ID. I know that /wn6ivh/ has the same color than mine, but learn to read instead you soi monkey.

>> No.52472793

>>52472723
Kek.

>> No.52472880

>>52472709
>>52472791
why the fuck are you replying with ids?

>> No.52473130

>>52472880
>>52472709
>>52472791
kek

>> No.52473146

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newfag

>> No.52473153
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52473153

>>52472550
this is a demoralization post created by an evil person.

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52473237

>>52472550

>> No.52473278

Hearty kek that’s fucked up