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[Anonymous No.52470488]

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>>52468824

[Anonymous No.52470514]

I trade like how fetterman looks

[Anonymous No.52470523]

IT'S OVER

[Anonymous No.52470538]

so walmart and target are gapping back up and ASO died okay what the fuck

[Anonymous No.52470541]

The dip is coming in an hour or two

[Anonymous No.52470542]

Do you guys like my pickles

[Anonymous No.52470550]

Did K-poop poster neck himself??

Anyways, i'm back in YANG-GANG NIGGA

[Anonymous No.52470555]

If you are good at trading then leverage is your friend.. the problem is most of you are shit at trading.

Hope you fags bought puts/soxs/sqqq. You had 3 days of crabbing at the top of a hopium rally to load up.

Bitchass portfolio keeps crabbing at 99% tryna get that 100% today

[Anonymous No.52470563]

>>52470538
was the TGT earnings not what caused the broader sell off?

admittedly i'm way overexposed to retail stores, but I assumed this was the case.

[Anonymous No.52470567]

>Strongest NVDA bull argument

[Anonymous No.52470574]

>>52470486
>>>52470488
we are going to be rich too bad I was early but looking to buy more calls before thanksgiving

[Anonymous No.52470585]

fuck this crab

[Anonymous No.52470593]

JObros, are you OK?

[Anonymous No.52470599]

>>52470567
I bought calls because they said to sell it on CNBC

[Anonymous No.52470604]

>>52470567
>Swaggy Stocks

[Anonymous No.52470611]

flashbacks to my dad at the farmers market haggling for veggies every weekend. The seller knows he will only go down to $1. Dad knows he will only go down to $1. Yet he still haggles every weekend for 20 mins over 50 cents.

[Anonymous No.52470617]

>>52470604
Hey, it's either that, manually troll through hundreds of reddit comments, or click around a couple dozen tickers on StockTwits.

[Anonymous No.52470620]

>>52470611
Based dad

[Anonymous No.52470631]

>>52470611
God I hate faggots that try and haggle. Pay the $8 for a jar fucking boomers and fuck off

[Anonymous No.52470648]

>>52470611
Based dad

[Anonymous No.52470650]

>>52470631
>calls people boomers
>posts multiple sideways photos

anon...

[Anonymous No.52470653]

Look at AAPL 1 minute. 100k Volume order was placed

[Anonymous No.52470656]

>>52470593
yes, thank you for asking

[Anonymous No.52470663]

>>52470631
EIGHT DOLLARS? also bluebell icecream pint size is the same price of as a full half gallon of bluebell icecream was 10 years ago

[Anonymous No.52470665]

>>52470631
>not getting the true value for a product when you know someone is trying to jew you

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52470672]

>>52470631
I always try to jew them down, if they won't play ball I walk. Simple as.

[Anonymous No.52470681]

>>52470656
>2008 was 14 years ago

[Anonymous No.52470682]

Reversal starts now, hope everyone bought the soxl calls they wanted

[Anonymous No.52470683]

>>52470555
Checked. 99% of what?

[Anonymous No.52470687]

>>52470542
yes
the color is amazing and you have an inspiring story, making and selling them
I'm a culinary guy was planning to look up how to make it and start myself

[Anonymous No.52470692]

>>52469118
>everybody got absolutely heemed didn't they?
I'm riding this clown market out by being 100% JEPI

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52470709]

>>52470681
His son is probably inviting strange men over for jo sessions now. The only difference is instead of craig's list he's probably on grinder.

[Anonymous No.52470710]

What are expectations for December 1's PCE print my knee grows?

[Anonymous No.52470721]

>>52470692
>nipples

[Anonymous No.52470734]

>>52470709
>Grindr
Bad news there btw
>Grindr-Tied SPAC Sees 98% of Investors Bail as Industry Fizzles: BBG

[Anonymous No.52470748]

>>52470611
he needs a hobby but there's nothing wrong with haggling
>t. Jew

[Anonymous No.52470763]

>>52470709
sounds like baggie is speaking from experience

[Anonymous No.52470770]

>>52470687
Don't worry once I need investors in coming right to /smg/. Except for that SOXL_shill fag who shilled me LABU you guys are alright
>>52470650
Fuck you boomer

[Anonymous No.52470772]

>>52470611
You must be 5-6 years after Bat Mitzvah to post here.

[Anonymous No.52470775]

>>52470710
Housing is the biggest factor, right? It will probably start to flatten out.

[Anonymous No.52470784]

>>52470653
that retard is gonna get his head cut off

[Anonymous No.52470789]

Stelco being up 15% is making me seethe for some reason. Should have bought I guess.

[Anonymous No.52470790]

>>52470770
i also bought into the LABU lies and my portfolio died

[Anonymous No.52470792]

>>52470734
>Investing in faggots
Don't you dare

[Anonymous No.52470812]

>>52470790
SOXL_shill lied and our portfolios died.

F

[Anonymous No.52470815]

Uh WTFWT????

[Anonymous No.52470820]

>>52470692
name?

[Anonymous No.52470827]

buy when /smg/ is bearish

[Anonymous No.52470833]

with war being canceled, bull rally confirmed

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52470841]

>>52470812
How much are the pickled green beans?

[Anonymous No.52470842]

>>52470770
you might market your product online? you have a unique product you can send all over usa? reasonably safe. make a pack of three the bright purple ones, the best ones and another one.
Make or let make a shopify website and sell (international)
I'm Dutch and work with a big grocer fml but there are lots of small startup stuff (lots of vegan) that make it into big national stores
Name yourself Pepperidge Farms for extra points
Be quick or I'll beat you to it

[Anonymous No.52470843]

>>52470833
War were cancelled?

[Anonymous No.52470855]

>>52470792
I think the investors voted against it because they were paying twice as much as for thot dating apps. Might unironically be a buying opportunity if the SPAC's allowed to haggle a fairer price.

[Anonymous No.52470862]

>>52470812
LUM AND SOXL_SHILL
SHOW YOURSELVES... WE JUST WANT A WORD WITH YOU

[Anonymous No.52470871]

>>52470855
>they were paying twice as much as for thot dating apps
Being a homo is expensive.

[Anonymous No.52470873]

>>52470682
how did you know?

[Anonymous No.52470876]

Piece of shit market doin nothing

[Anonymous No.52470892]

>>52470841
$8. Everything besides caramels are $8. Caramels are 6 and I have apple cider caramel, smoked salted caramel, and peppermint bark caramel at the moment

[Anonymous No.52470900]

VIX Options expiration today. Funny watching these 1 minute candles spike up then immediately get sold

[Anonymous No.52470901]

All in on NVDA 11/25 200c NOW. Record guidance and revenue will be announced.

[Anonymous No.52470917]

>>52470862
>L*m poster
>SOXL to $45 soo-ACK!

[Anonymous No.52470916]

>>52470842
International shipping is expensive as fuck. He could only do that if the shippers paid for shipping. But then they would be paying like $60+ just for a couple jars of pickled food. It wouldnt be worth it on either side.

t. ex FedEx employee

[Anonymous No.52470919]

Yeah.. I shorted that scam pump.. rofl

[Anonymous No.52470927]

>>52470901
>Record guidance and revenue will be announced.
whats the FA on that?

[Anonymous No.52470931]

>>52470892
Where do you sell this stuff (state/city/etc). Pretty based anon, even more based if you are involved in growing the stuff you pickle.

[Anonymous No.52470930]

>>52470919
Wow, you can afford 1 (one) Subway sandwich.

[Anonymous No.52470941]

>>52470919
>robin poor
>peasant gains
kekd

[Anonymous No.52470942]

>>52470927
anon is talking out his ass. dumbest shit i've ever heard

[Anonymous No.52470945]

>>52470916
Hey if you're ex FedEx, how do I get the non rapey international shipping fee? Do I have to be a business cause it seems they will charge me $200 as an individual but as a business it's like $3 or some shit

[Anonymous No.52470948]

SAY
JEPI
AGAIN

[Anonymous No.52470954]

>>52470930
>Wow, you can afford 1 (one) Subway sandwich.
>fat fuck starts talking about food

[Anonymous No.52470960]

>>52470930
It will be worth $1000 by next week. Maybe by Friday

[Anonymous No.52470966]

>>52470954
Excuse me, I'm a fit manlet and it's almost lunchtime.

[Anonymous No.52470967]

>>52470892
>siiiiiiiip
>$8
Listen kiddo, I can get pickles for $3.75 AMERICAN at the other stand, down by the walmart. You need to learn to haggle. I'm trying to teach you a lesson about business. Try working harder before you gouge people with you prices.

[Anonymous No.52470970]

>>52470945
Yes. Business only and pricing is based on volume. Best way to save money as a normie is to get an account and ship a lot.

[Anonymous No.52470979]

>>52470931
>Where do you sell this stuff
Northeast Georgia. Although I am now expanding to all of north Georgia now that I bought a trailer to go to further shows.
>if you are involved in growing the stuff you pickle.
I don't grow anything but most of the fruit/veggies I use is grown in the area

[Anonymous No.52470988]

SOXS will go to exactly 48.02 tomorrow, sorry bulls

[Anonymous No.52470991]

>>52470916
wauw hmmm yeah that would be unreasonable af
euro's send things trough Europa for 6-15e, imagined it would be max 30$
What would be national for say 3kg? 20$?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52470993]

>>52470892
Can you do $5 on the green beans?

[Anonymous No.52470994]

>SNeedvidia
I hope this piece of shit earnings dumps the market till OPEX Friday

[Anonymous No.52470996]

>>52470988
48? Try 100

[Anonymous No.52471002]

>>52470960
No, it won't.

[Anonymous No.52471003]

>>52470993
Never

[Anonymous No.52471004]

>>52470945
I should add, you will never match the big corporate shipping rates. You would need to sign a contract with FedEx to get the worthwhile international shipping prices.

[Anonymous No.52471008]

>>52470567
>NVDA
i'm shorting into earnings. longing CSCO. yolo

[Anonymous No.52471013]

>>52470970
Thx FedEx anon. I was thinking there was some secret way to get a decent price even though I only ship internationally once in a blue moon with FedEx. Glad to hear I wasn't ripped off when I could have had a better rate

[Anonymous No.52471018]

>>52470930
he doesn't have enough for the tip.

[Anonymous No.52471022]

>>52470919
I think it's great anon its about the successful trade, amount will come by making good trades

[Anonymous No.52471026]

>>52470979
how much do you pay for the jars?
Where I'm from those would cost 8 dollars on their own almost. Cool business anon, I wish you the best of luck

[Anonymous No.52471036]

395 for just a lil bit pls, thanks MM fren

[Anonymous No.52471046]

>>52470991
Estimate NY to LA

[Anonymous No.52471050]

>>52471026
You can get jars at target the cheapest. $9 for 12 now. Still way more than when I first started out.

[Anonymous No.52471051]

Why does MU shid and fard so much

[Anonymous No.52471053]

>>52471002
Why do you think like will go up? It's already worth 3 subway sandwiches. I'll probably paper hand it at $500 by tomorrow

[Anonymous No.52471063]

>>52470979
Jam anon your Instagram handle is on there are you sure you want that posted here?

[Anonymous No.52471068]

>>52471051
Cutting production by 20%.

[Anonymous No.52471072]

>>52471053
what strike is that

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52471073]

>>52471003
what about 2 for $10

[Anonymous No.52471079]

>>52471053
Because I automatically inverse Robinhood phone gamblers.

[Anonymous No.52471080]

>>52471063
It's fine I love you guys plus I barely use it

[Anonymous No.52471090]

SOXL to 9.85?

[Anonymous No.52471102]

>>52471073
For you it's 2 for $20

[Anonymous No.52471109]

>>52470812
I sold at 14.30.

[Anonymous No.52471107]

>>52470979
I just called the school and informed them that "the jelly man" touched my daughter. Have fun in prison.

[Anonymous No.52471110]

XLE LOD

[Anonymous No.52471112]

>>52470488
for some reason I like when bullfighter faggots get gored

[Anonymous No.52471114]

>>52471073
Baggot can't your gookfu just make it? I'm sure she makes that disgusting fermented cabbage they call kimchi.

[Anonymous No.52471115]

>>52471073
I see why the Jews don't want us to be taught math in school.

[Anonymous No.52471119]

>>52470942
Ok refute it then retard. Big partnership with Microsoft for a joint venture data center will also be announced. I honestly think NVDA will be 200+ AH.

[Anonymous No.52471122]

>>52471046
wauw
yeah usa is a big place but that's retarded, how do small webshops cope? 3rd party delivery?
I send stuff nationally for 6e but we are a poststamp

[Anonymous No.52471130]

>>52471068
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAÀAAAAAAA MU is 11% of my portfolio NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52471131]

>>52471079
I'm up 100% in 3 months sir. If you inverse me you are fucked.

Risking $300 to make $200 a day is hardly what I would call gambling.. dcaing bags for 10 years and hoping America isn't overrun by hoards of goblins is gambling

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52471132]

>>52471102
Well that's the last time i'm ever coming here.

[Anonymous No.52471138]

>>52471090
im trying to buy a 4080 NVDA but not having luck finding one. great

[Anonymous No.52471151]

>funds on hold

[Anonymous No.52471156]

>>52471050
In Europe we don't have mason jars, funny enough
our jars have a bottleneck, which is a hindrance

[Anonymous No.52471170]

>>52471107
Jokes on you I don't have any jelly

[Anonymous No.52471172]

>>52471013
You weren't ripped off, shipping international is expensive as fuck. Also remember this, you can reduce your shipping costs by shrinking the dimensions of your package more than cutting weight. Package dimension volume is more expensive that weight almost in all cases.

[Anonymous No.52471174]

>>52470901
Why would NVDA go up now? Lukewarm new product reception, recession, what would make it go up?

[Anonymous No.52471175]

>>52471131
One quarter of success. Very nice. I wish you luck, but of course you don't need that.

[Anonymous No.52471176]

>>52471156
gonna steal that business idea thx

[Anonymous No.52471190]

>>52471051
>>52471068
>>52471130
Funny. That shit stock had the best falling wedge

[Anonymous No.52471195]

SPYD IS DRILLING

WHO'S SHORTING BOOMERS WITH ME

[Anonymous No.52471198]

Oh so trump announced he is running again. I'm sure this will be a shit show. The RNC doesn't want him but he's going to run anyway. Watch him run as an independent and split the Republican vote so weekend at biden's wins again.

[Anonymous No.52471201]

>>52471131
I'm sorry anon not to be a contrarian and you do you but that literally sounds like a 40% chance gamble daily

[Anonymous No.52471203]

Who is this Carson Block guy and is DLO actually a fraud?

[Anonymous No.52471204]

Insane gdp forecast from Atlanta FED. This will fuel even higher intrest rates for longer.

[Anonymous No.52471205]

>>52471174
Cuda. AI. Server farms buying in.
I don't think it will pump, but I could see how someone could make a good bull argument using above.

[Anonymous No.52471207]

>>52471122
If they ship A LOT! Then they can get special rates, by signing contracts with the shipping companies. But the volume has to be large enough to make it worth it for the shipping company.

[Anonymous No.52471211]

I find it preposterous that it hasn't even really closed the gap.

[Anonymous No.52471212]

>>52471156
Do you need a loicense to preserve your own stuff?

[Anonymous No.52471225]

>>52471212
It's Europe of course they do. They need a license to take a fucking shit these days.

[Anonymous No.52471227]

>>52471176
what business idea? selling raw honey and vying for EU green development cash? then making awesome 'stroopsoldaatjes' with the honey, selling them for 10$ a bundle sending 20% of the money to the beekeepers?

[Anonymous No.52471230]

>>52471195
Why SPYD in particular? Seems like it generally follows SPY except for today maybe. One of its big holdings getting heemed?

[Anonymous No.52471233]

>>52471204
Ummm sweaty, haven't you heard that inflation peaked and we are on the down trend?

[Anonymous No.52471235]

>>52471205
>Cuda. AI. Server farms buying in.
Aren't these priced in? They have been doing this stuff for a while, don't see any big changes recently.

[Anonymous No.52471241]

>>52471004
>>52471172
Damn I didn't know that. I pack very conservatively with tons of bubble wrap so the size is always way bigger than necessary. For USPS and the like the weight is key. Handy tip, thanks much anon

[Anonymous No.52471245]

>>52471203
he runs MuddyWaters

[Anonymous No.52471254]

wallstreet is gonna keep this market propped up till eoy so they can get their bonuses. You can't convince me otherwise

[Anonymous No.52471256]

>>52471227
mason jars

[Anonymous No.52471267]

>>52471245
Is he any good? He's taking 25% off DLO with this interview.

[Anonymous No.52471272]

>>52471254
Yeah but the OI for Dec 16 Puts is way higher so they'll get their bonus either way

[Anonymous No.52471273]

>>52470979
>8 dollars for a mason jar of pickled vegetables
you're out of your fucking mind LOL

[Anonymous No.52471279]

>>52471241
Haven't been to /g/ recently? The stability AI junk is taking off, people are forking it for other junk, its booming. It's not just pictures -- although that is the easy stuff so it's what is most visible.

[Anonymous No.52471278]

>>52471256
kek

[Anonymous No.52471281]

>>52471230
it has outperformed spy ytd due to boomer divvy memes also these stocks have always been overvalued to begin with for the same reason

[Anonymous No.52471285]

>>52470842
>you might market your product online? you have a unique product you can send all over usa?
Sorry didn't see post. Not loicensed to sell online anyways

[Anonymous No.52471290]

>>52471212
I'm not entirely sure since:
- we have EU testing so ofc. it's insane
but
- I can run a restaurant from my own kitchen as long as I keep the restaurant food separate and do the HACCP cleaning
It's prob not illegal to make for yourself, like, we can make as much weak alcoholic bev. as we want, hectolitres of been and wine
But we can't sell a drop of it, or you're getting your hands cut off, only drink it with friends or family.
But I will be subjected to extreme bureaucratic torture if I want to sell internationally, I would rent someone to do that process form me imhodesu

[Anonymous No.52471292]

>>52471267
if he wasn't trusted DLO wouldn't be down. tough jumping in after the initial move though

[Anonymous No.52471293]

>>52471201
If it goes the wrong way I'll buy more at 400 and dca my way out. I can't even remember the last time I lost money on options and I never risk too much on any one position

America is overvalued by 10 Walmarts atleast

[Anonymous No.52471295]

>>52471273
That's not really unusual. Farmers markets used to be where you went if you wanted cheap produce and products, now it's where you go if you want to pay triple the price for produce compared to the grocery store. They've basically been gentrified. Hipsters and waspy white women love that shit.

[Anonymous No.52471300]

>>52471235
Haven't been to /g/ recently? The stability AI junk is taking off, people are forking it for other junk, its booming. It's not just pictures -- although that is the easy stuff so it's what is most visible.

[Anonymous No.52471303]

>>52471279
Wrong anon? I'm international shipping anon

[Anonymous No.52471309]

>>52471204
The funniest argument's I've seen here and in the general sphere is
>the US economy is strong, it can take the rate hikes on the chin
But that also means inflation is just as strong. Inflation is literally baked into the economy.

[Anonymous No.52471310]

>>52471273
I sell out every show. Sold 1000 jars total last month. Grannies love my pickled beets.

[Anonymous No.52471317]

>>52471256
please do prices are insane

[Anonymous No.52471318]

DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT DUMP IT

[Anonymous No.52471326]

>>52471281
Hmm, interesting. I'm not sure about XLF or XLU and when they'll crack but XLE/OIL stocks have certainly been paying out, which has contributed to them being way overbought in the short term.

[Anonymous No.52471330]

>>52471310
women are so fucking stupid LOL

[Anonymous No.52471342]

>>52471309
The US will go bankrupt if they do not either pay or inflate their debt away, and there is no way they are gonna pay. Inflation is going to be set much higher then 2%, probably 3-5.

[Anonymous No.52471350]

>>52471300
>other junk
Like what? Besides anime girl coombait and the "Pepes/Jews that aren't really Pepes/Jews" pictures.

[Anonymous No.52471354]

>>52471330
>goyslop beets
You don't actually eat that stuff do you anon? Come on give me $8 and I'll let you have your pick

[Anonymous No.52471355]

>>52471330
>not leveraging women being so fucking stupid LOL

[Anonymous No.52471356]

>>52471326
if we're being real it was an impulse purchase because that one schizo kept spamming his divvy stocks yesterday

[Anonymous No.52471358]

>>52471285
what loicence does such require? a buisness registration w the state?

[Anonymous No.52471370]

>>52471342
we can't "inflate the debt away" without demolishing the USD
which incidentally will cause treasury yields to rise, which makes it even harder to inflate the debt away

[Anonymous No.52471374]

>>52471358
It requires of a food service license. Which requires a professional kitchen, or to pay to rent a "shared" one.

[Anonymous No.52471377]

>>52471354
I just started thinking about it, and outside of the jam you sent me, I can count on one hand how many times I eaten jam in the last 20 years. It's just not a product I use

[Anonymous No.52471379]

>>52471317
Holy fuck next time I go to Europe my luggage is just gonna be mason jars

[Anonymous No.52471386]

>>52471356
Hah, inversing that kind of sentiment has always been profitable for me. Just make sure you've got a plan to bail, a stop loss or sell signal or target profit or something.

[Anonymous No.52471390]

>>52471267
>>52471292
my initial thoughts were that I liked him and he seems like a reasonable, rational guy. My first thought was that he should also be shorting PLUG if he's sniffing out fraud. The operating expenses appear to me to be a slush fund for non-business related activity which is why the auditor was fired for pointing out their operated expenses being reported incorrectly. But there is big money in PLUG so IDK

[Anonymous No.52471393]

I found the origin of the boomers slapping the slot machine button that was posted here last week or so lol

[Anonymous No.52471411]

>>52471350
Audio, language, 3d models, animation, data processing.
This is nothing -new- per se, it's just reached the point of being -usable- and server farms are buying in, and of course it only works well on Nvidia.

[Anonymous No.52471413]

>>52471293
I'm in the hole 2000e on a put spread I've sold my insurance-put of too early, it's 65% of my account and rekt it, I need to put in another 1k to trade options again, and I can't trade american EFT's
so yeah, saving up, christmas sales from my small webshop will suffice to re-fill it bit standing on the sidelines with this market is vexxing

[Anonymous No.52471415]

>>52471377
Well I mean you eat frozen enchiladas I don't see you putting together a charcuterie board for all of your other white women friends

[Anonymous No.52471424]

>>52471317
would you be interested in importing mason jars?

[Anonymous No.52471428]

>>52471415

[Anonymous No.52471433]

10y/3m is exactly where it was in 2019 before 2020's drop.

[Anonymous No.52471441]

>>52471379
>tsa: ehm sir, what's with all the mason jars?
<I'm a professional cum milker sir, I work with horses.

[Anonymous No.52471442]

>>52471377
jam/jelly/preserves whatever is a must for breakfast food if you're eating toast or biscuits

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52471444]

>>52471424
why not import them from the chinks for like a 5th of the price and keep a portion of the money from getting funneled to the democrats through the ukraine?

[Anonymous No.52471447]

>>52471393
>I found the origin of the boomers slapping the slot machine button that was posted here last week
TL;DR?

[Anonymous No.52471453]

>>52471393
was it worth the watch?

[Anonymous No.52471456]

>>52471442
Some of my spicy jams I sell for glazes/marinades for grilling/smoking. So not only do I get the white women I get the guys who wants to smoke some pork butt.

[Anonymous No.52471460]

>>52471444
I would not trust chinks to make safe durable glass that isnt full of sketchy materials especially if you are going to use them for food storage

[Anonymous No.52471463]

>>52471413
>65% of your account

Found your problem. I peaked at 25% of my portfolio being options (all bearish) this week and that 25% was spread into arkk/labu/drip/soxl/ba/jnug/ccl/rblx/upro/spy

[Anonymous No.52471465]

they literally can't afford to keep selling us dollars

[Anonymous No.52471467]

>>52471447
someone posted here last week asking why people were slapping a slot machine button so quickly and then posted a webm or a gif of boomers doing that

[Anonymous No.52471475]

>>52471453
oh yeah, i love vegas, i'm listening to it as i do shit around the house and watching the market crab

[Anonymous No.52471487]

Attention everybody: Last stop before MARA ATH

[Anonymous No.52471493]

>>52471433
it's different this time

[Anonymous No.52471494]

Feels like a beartrap, but still i wanna all-in fomo short soxs/drip/yang before close and wash this months gains away.

[Anonymous No.52471496]

>>52471444
Ball is American. I'm tired of jews trying to steal muh jobs and give it to some brown person that's gonna put cancerous shit in it to save a penny

[Anonymous No.52471513]

>>52471465
who, why? its hard to understand what is real and what isnt because all the information is filtered through central banking/MMT or retail who dont know what the fuck they are talking about so the info could be relevenat or not but they dont know how to interpret it. is investopedia trustworthy for learning about basket of currencies?

[Anonymous No.52471515]

OPEX days are the absolute worst. Everything crabs unless you find the hidden gem.

[Anonymous No.52471529]

>>52471424
I would be worried about being too small of a person, I am worth 10k on a good day, but it does look like a profitable venture.
If you're thinking about this, maybe first find out the total cost to get it here (in EU)
then maybe mail survival stores, grocers, survival clubs
"hey a container of mason jars is arriving in Rotterdam 21/11, and if you want a cheap lot out of it it'll cost you xx$ plus doorstep delivery by DPD, you can sign in for a minimum of 30 stacks of 10"

[Anonymous No.52471535]

wtfwt

[Anonymous No.52471543]

>>52471493
Correct. This time it's worse.

[Anonymous No.52471545]

Where are the posters making fun of the guy and his single put contract? How many Subway Sandwiches can he afford now?

[Anonymous No.52471547]

fucking now what
holy fuckin shit man

[Anonymous No.52471550]

>>52471463
yes, multiple (fear and greed, and drugs)things went wrong, I will not trade positions above 20% total value, learnt multiple expensive lessons
I also need to diversify like you say, buy some great stock like ASML

[Anonymous No.52471557]

>>52471513
central banks liike the boj can't keep selling dollars forever to shore up their own shitcoins. the fed wants a stronger dollar. dxy has to go up

[Anonymous No.52471562]

>>52471496
Let's be honest, nobody in this country is interested in doing any real work anymore. I actually am starting to understand why the great reset is actually necessary. We need to take the deadbeats of this nation and throw them in a closet, give them enough crumbs to buy their McDonald's and Netflix, and get them out of the way. The productive men will work and enjoy the finer things in life, while the NEETs get just enough to fuck off.

[Anonymous No.52471574]

>>52471475
appreciated
Have a 'Physics for future Presidents" full lecture from Berkley, from before the happening
https://youtu.be/ze720kEy6pI

[Anonymous No.52471575]

Please sirs please send some money for a real smoker sirs. My smoked salted caramel needs it.

[Anonymous No.52471583]

Pewwwwwwwwww

[Anonymous No.52471584]

i was freaking out about the walmart earnings yesterday I still think they cooked the books, it was too weird.
thought target had a good chance of failing and here we are. we're nearing the terminal rate because mass deflation is coming

[Anonymous No.52471593]

SPY is just crabbing the same channel, time for some degenerate dailies

[Anonymous No.52471594]

>>52471583
show the dollar amount.

[Anonymous No.52471597]

STOP DUMPING MY FUNDS ARE ON HOLD I WAS GOING TO BUY SOCKS

[Anonymous No.52471613]

>>52471562
>while the NEETs get just enough to fuck off
its all just fucking off though

[Anonymous No.52471618]

>>52471583
looks like a diverse 90% SOXS portfolio

[Anonymous No.52471620]

>>52471575
maybe you should make it yourself out of plate steel, lots of eel smokers (palingrokers) do that here, full control of specifics and it takes a weld on six squares
There are also small ones like this

[Anonymous No.52471626]

Old habits reappear
Fighting the fear of fear
Growing conspiracy, everyone's after me
Frayed ends of sanity
Hear them calling
Hear them calling me

[Anonymous No.52471627]

Buying HAS at $40

[Anonymous No.52471630]

>>52471547
we close the gap
below

[Anonymous No.52471633]

Target missed earnings because of NIGGERS stealing $400m lol.

[Anonymous No.52471644]

>>52471633
Niggers don't shop at TGT. They all go to WMT

[Anonymous No.52471655]

of course spy would pump when i buy puts

[Anonymous No.52471660]

>>52471633
we need a city by city breakdown

[Anonymous No.52471664]

NOBODY IS BUYING ANYTHING

[Anonymous No.52471668]

>>52471655

[Anonymous No.52471674]

>>52471660
i guarantee you targets in liberal areas like california are the loss leaders. their district attorneys stopped prosecuted theft under $1000 or something like that

[Anonymous No.52471679]

>>52471655
bounced right off the previous low, you are in the crab zone keep up

[Anonymous No.52471688]

>>52471664
I bought some LND

[Anonymous No.52471689]

>>52471575
It's av at Wallmart, anon,

[Anonymous No.52471690]

>>52471550
Just momentum trade. I'm not buying shit until 375 or lower

>>52471618
My largest holding is DRIP but it's only like 10% of my portfolio

[Anonymous No.52471697]

>>52471664
it looks like volume is pretty low in general now, I'm buying SOXL calls, its crabbed long enough without dipping further, reversal time.

[Anonymous No.52471700]

>>52471620
>eel smoker

Do yuros really…?

For me, it’s brisket or ribs.

[Anonymous No.52471703]

>>52471664
when will people realize we just crab to the fed speakers and data points which is where the dumps and occasional pumps are

[Anonymous No.52471705]

>>52471620
I mean this does the job just fine. I'm just smoking the cream for a few minutes for the caramel

[Anonymous No.52471713]

FUCK IT
I'M GOING ALL IN ON SOXL PUTS

[Anonymous No.52471720]

>>52471493
yep, fed won't print us out of this one

[Anonymous No.52471721]

im watching inside job document

getting lot of antisemitic thoughts from this one

[Anonymous No.52471722]

>>52471063
LOL. What makes you so sure it's actually him?
The jam guy might have pissed him off.

[Anonymous No.52471723]

>>52471690
me neither it's way too expensive still
But I am miffed for missing ASML at 400

[Anonymous No.52471727]

>>52471664
I bought SQQQ

[Anonymous No.52471731]

This is so boring I'm actually doing my job.

[Anonymous No.52471734]

>>52471562
>The productive men will work and enjoy the finer things in life
you mean will work 40-50 hours a week and barely make more than niggers on food stamps

[Anonymous No.52471736]

>>52471700
you bet, it's delicious and
EXPENSIVE as fuck
100e-kg expensive

[Anonymous No.52471737]

>>52471731
Same, been way more productive today than yesterday

[Anonymous No.52471739]

>>52471664
huh
yeah i guess you're right

[Anonymous No.52471740]

>>52471722
I know my jam anon, trust me. I can practically smell the semen in the jams from here.

[Anonymous No.52471745]

>>52471627
soon ill have my loli nico-chan sex robot
thank allah for the one child policy

[Anonymous No.52471748]

>>52471664
I bought back the calls I sold an hour ago so wrong

[Anonymous No.52471751]

>>52471705
what you're doing now works well, too, you even have more space
But a smoker isn't expensive and you can write off the tax? mr moneybags I sell 1000 jars this year, go for the 300?
Or smoke more and freeze it after filtering

[Anonymous No.52471758]

10 mins until my hourly posture check and mini-sets.
You keeping mobile, anons?

[Anonymous No.52471763]

>>52471740
>tfw 0 extra followers

[Anonymous No.52471767]

>>52471713
Post position

[Anonymous No.52471780]

So Power or sour hour todaY?

[Anonymous No.52471784]

>>52471734
Maybe but probably not. A lot of jobs will be automated and they have to give an incentive to work if you are going to pay the NEETs to do nothing. There will be less jobs overall which will mean the quality of the workforce will be much better and productivity will be better too.

[Anonymous No.52471789]

>>52471780
First, Power, then Sour, then cucked flat into close.

[Anonymous No.52471792]

>>52471780
crab

[Anonymous No.52471793]

>>52471780
no keep crab boom aftermarket crab again tomorrow until dump then boom aftermarket

[Anonymous No.52471795]

>>52471736
Yeah because you and the Japanese have been eating them to extinction to the point most eels around the world is from the US caught. Our glass eel fishing in Maine is booming which is good when the lobsters are disappearing there.

https://www.newscentermaine.com/article/news/local/maine-baby-eel-elver-fishermen-to-start-season-in-coming-weeks-start-date-2022-march-22/97-9c9d3dbb-2e3c-407d-b51c-bb74f8f1bd9e

[Anonymous No.52471800]

>>52471784
>A lot of jobs will be automated
SNORE
currently boomers are retiring faster than automation can replace workers dude
this meme about muh robots replacing the entire economy is massively overblown
the source of all our current economic problems is QE. just QE.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52471812]

>>52471784
if you pay the neets to do nothing and then they bitch about the inflation, can we just put them in work camps?

[Anonymous No.52471813]

>>52471780
power, always inverse the color of something that's crabbing at low volume

[Anonymous No.52471827]

>>52471812
the only reason people are even becoming neets is because inflation has outpaced wage growth by several times

[Anonymous No.52471832]

>>52471800
>this meme about muh robots replacing the entire economy is massively overblown
tell me about it, if McDs franchisees could replace people with robots they'd have done it. It's too complex. you'd need to redesign locations from the ground up to automate like a giant vending machine you aren't gonna just swap a person for a robot

[Anonymous No.52471839]

I feel like SPYD is something I want to buy after it gets more heeming. I want to become a boomer.

[Anonymous No.52471844]

>>52471557
thank you anon. I am personally bullish on japanese industry though. makita has been tanking for the past 13 months in a row and japs know first hand not to trust chinks. I think now could be a good buying opportunity

[Anonymous No.52471846]

>>52471751
I had to buy a new tent, get new tires, and a new car battery this week. No more money because SOXL_shill lied and my portfolio died.

[Anonymous No.52471848]

Finally hitting all greens.

[Anonymous No.52471852]

spy finna make a new lod

[Anonymous No.52471853]

>>52471839
>I want to become a boomer.
Don't we all.

[Anonymous No.52471859]

7 Subway sandwiches going for 20 then I'll bag profits and go back to posting about how jews destroyed America for this rigged financial game

[Anonymous No.52471868]

>>52471800
It's not overblown. It will be simple jobs like fast food fry cooks, stuff that is very simple. Also consider the great reset isn't supposed to happen for another 7 years or so which is a lot of time. Boomers retiring isn't really that big of a deal considering a large chunk of them are already retired.
>>52471812
Allah willing.

[Anonymous No.52471873]

>>52471839
LET THE SPYD MEMES FLOW

COME ON IN THE DIVVIES ARE WARM

[Anonymous No.52471881]

>>52471780
Flower hour

[Anonymous No.52471882]

>>52471853
right? the generation that could afford a car, a house, a lake house, all while the wife stayed home and took care of the kids and cooked and cleaned

[Anonymous No.52471887]

>>52471832
yeah about as far as you can reasonably automate those places is automated order takers
which only eliminates like 2 people per location
my local taco bell has 4 order taker panels, and like 8 people in the kitchen+manager+the guy running the drive through
wow you went from 12 people to 11 or 10. Incredible savings when you pay like 3 grand for each panel. It takes months for that shit to pay for itself.

[Anonymous No.52471892]

>>52471529
thanks for the tip anon Ill look into it. you guys needs good stuff and we need to help each other out because the corps will continue shove the absolutely shittiest most cost effective slop in our faces because not many people can afford to do bigger business across the waters. its local vs global and smaller communities need to work together to protect our freedoms

[Anonymous No.52471893]

>>52471852
SPYD* just did again ftfy


HOLY SHIT GUYS MY ZOOMINFO PUT

[Anonymous No.52471898]

>>52471827
This old tired argument again...
>stuff is too expensive, I can't afford it with my current wage
>I know since I already can't afford it let's just stop working entirely now I can afford nothing
>I'm a genius!

[Anonymous No.52471899]

>>52471795
very true, everything is farmed now
I blame the Japanese
Good to hear Maine is booming with it

[Anonymous No.52471900]

>>52471887

[Anonymous No.52471907]

How often should i DCA?
Assuming i can spend 1k monthly.
Should i buy 20$ daily? 100$ weekly?
Is there any strategy? or just buy at whatever time in the day?

[Anonymous No.52471910]

>>52471868
>It will be simple jobs like fast food fry cooks,
unless you create a hundred thousand dollar machine to automatically produce taco bell food, or a hundred thousand dollar android, this is not gonna happen
those jobs are paid poorly but they are not simple enough for a machine anywhere near affordable for small fast food joints to purchase to automate them

[Anonymous No.52471917]

come on spy bust 395

[Anonymous No.52471922]

>>52471868
>replace a 20k/yr job with a 50k robot that needs a 10k/yr subscription service and also breaks all the time and runs like shit and has to have someone watch over it

Every tech growth thing shilled in the last 20 years was a bullshit scam

[Anonymous No.52471923]

>>52471900
wow you spent 30 grand on a machine to produce a handful of product types using 1 person instead of 3
there's a reason chains aren't installing this shit dude

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52471928]

>>52471882
maybe if you weren't buying $8 coffees you could have some nice things too

[Anonymous No.52471936]

>>52471873
I plan to buy at like 5-10 after the depression really sets in. Cheaper would be great. Long time horizon so I don't mind waiting this one out.

[Anonymous No.52471937]

ZI HALTED

I HAS $20P FOR FRI

AM I GONNA WAGMI

[Anonymous No.52471939]

>>52471922
>10k/yr subscription service
lol I completely forgot about this shit
techniggers can't just sell a machine they have to sell subscriptions or DRM too

[Anonymous No.52471941]

>>52471910
In the future the idea would be to take a page from Japan and make fast food restaurants glorified vending machines. They can operate 24/7, never take time off, and never bitch about wages. Yes it would take a large initial investment but would pay for itself quickly.

[Anonymous No.52471952]

>>52471900
>the onions literally fall from handle onto the counter
lol

[Anonymous No.52471950]

>>52471873
>COME ON IN THE DIVVIES ARE WARM
JEPI for me Bobo

[Anonymous No.52471957]

>>52471923
Anon, I..

20,000 year x 2 = 40,000

Pays for itself in a year.

[Anonymous No.52471961]

>>52471900
it's getting shit everywhere, imagine cleaning up after those things all day long

[Anonymous No.52471962]

>>52471941
Chic fil a is the national leader of automation and the best they've done is automate doordash and use tech to increase the throughput of their workers
other than that they really haven't automated a fucking thing, they just produce more with the same labor. full automation of even a single kitchen worker is a long way off

[Anonymous No.52471970]

just got an emergency alert test from my phone >>52471899

[Anonymous No.52471972]

>>52471907
I DCA the same amount. I do $250 every week

[Anonymous No.52471980]

>>52471957
>pays for itself in a year
except for the maintenance and fixing it when it breaks down
and having to pay more to put a non-nigger in charge of it so they don't break it

[Anonymous No.52471983]

>>52471970
post location

[Anonymous No.52471984]

>>52471937
why did it dump so hard?

[Anonymous No.52471988]

Hello everyone! Here is your mid-day news. A little slow today, everyone is mostly talking about the missile strike, and Trump.
>Retail sales rose in October, beating forecasts. Biggest jump since January
>Musk to name new Twitter boss
>Amazon to layoff 10,000 Corporate employees
>US Used car market slows down, pointing to cooling inflation
>Aisin Corp, Japan’s major auto supply company, will use AMD chips to power a new system that helps cars park themselves
>Artemis I Mission had a smooth start, performing well during its inaugural test flight. The Rocket is built by Lockheed Martin. It should take about a week to get to the moon.
>Yale Law School pulls out of US Law School rankings
>One of the biggest donors to the Republican party, Blackstone CEO Stephen Schwazman, will not support Trump Presidential Bid this time around. Another Republican mega-donor, Ken Griffin, from Citadel will back Ron DeSantis. Griffin was the third biggest donor to the Republicans during the 2022 Midterms.

World:
>Inflation in England hits 11.1%
>Missile Strike on Poland unlikely to be deliberate attack, says NATO

[Anonymous No.52471990]

>>52471887
People are so off target using fast food jobs as an example of easy to automate. People receive deliveries, reorganize freezers and pantries every 3 days, locations aren't laid out the same, some kitchens are more cramped than others, it's endlessly complicated to automate existing stores.
Airplane meals style reheated food would be the closest you'd come to seeing a restaurant with no employees

[Anonymous No.52471992]

New

>>52471989
>>52471989

[Anonymous No.52471994]

Why no one talking about DIA? Its literally topping. It led the rally against growth.

[Anonymous No.52472005]

>>52471962
For now yes but I think it will develop quickly out of necessity. What do you do if people refuse to work? You find a solution. The population is decreasing, less children are being born. We are going to run into a problem.

[Anonymous No.52472009]

>relative I hate has lost 100k value on their house since THE TOP of the bubble
Fuck them and their 900k house they bought in 1992 for 1/5 that amount.

[Anonymous No.52472035]

>>52472005
>What do you do if people refuse to work?
you pay more
>You find a solution.
chains do not have the capital to develop 2077 robot tech you fucking mongoloid

[Anonymous No.52472039]

>>52471907
What are you dca'ing?

[Anonymous No.52472040]

>>52471988
I'm gonna give you a thank you (you) before we all migrate

[Anonymous No.52472041]

>>52471988
>checked em
Thanks news anon. Yeah it is a slow day.

I love watching the space stuff, but didn't bother with the Artemis launch.

Nice win for AMD

[Anonymous No.52472042]

Im considering to get a fixed deposit account, I've literally only lost money the entire bullrun and now Im losing more due to buying the top. I did try to buy puts and short positions but then the market had an orgasm on inflation coming in lower than expected.

I dont know what to do anymore, everything I do is wrong. Im doing fixed deposit and index funds now... I am a broken man.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52472162]

When is the big bond bull run supposed to start? I reckon bonds are poised for large returns next year, but i don't know if it's really bottomed or not.

[Anonymous No.52472172]

>>52471892
well say if I could afford a container of them I'd want to try and sell em, so bullish on them they're a real asset to any prepper, esp. since we have shitty ones, but I can't keep you busy by pissing around and you sending 100 mason jars across half the globe

[Anonymous No.52472186]

>>52471597
What kind of socks you gonna buy? I'm thinking of getting some non slip wool socks.

[Anonymous No.52472201]

>>52471370
Then taxes have to go up and spending has to go down and jpow is going to pound mumus bussy with ra*e hikes until the enthusiasm for the market is utterly disintegrated.

[Anonymous No.52472214]

>>52472201
or we just inflate the debt away :))))))

[Anonymous No.52472226]

>>52471900
Put I want a poor person to cook my rice!

[Anonymous No.52472234]

>>52471713
Why not just buy SOXS so you don't have time decay and and expiration date?

[Anonymous No.52472250]

>>52471988
>Artemis I Mission had a smooth start, performing well during its inaugural test flight. The Rocket is built by Lockheed Martin.
ULA is 50% LockMart, but BA owns the other 50%, while NOC and AJRD are of course their own tickers.

Isn't pork great?

[Anonymous No.52472254]

>>52472042
Just buy globally diversified index, why fight capitalism. You're an uninformed investor so you will always lose to big money

[Anonymous No.52472262]

>>52471910
>>52471941
https://youtu.be/O_CSLU28hCI

[Anonymous No.52472263]

>>52472234
Leverage, of course

Who cares when I was going to kill myself at 30 anyways

>inb4 you won't
Going to be a tough won't with $0 left and no future other than wageslavery bruh!

[Anonymous No.52472297]

>>52471970
I have not
no habbening here in EU

[Anonymous No.52472305]

>>52472262
>meal so simple that it's basically just combining 2 premade ingredients
>still needs someone to constantly restock and maintain it
you've replaced ? people with an incredibly expensive machine and 1 person that runs it

[Anonymous No.52472344]

>>52472172
ill look into it and do what I can and will post info in smg. give me about a month but ill do updates before Christmas

[Anonymous No.52472353]

>>52472305
It was more how a vending machine can deliver fresh food

[Anonymous No.52472387]

>>52472344
great I hope you make a lot with it but find your buyer(s) before buying anything yourself

[Anonymous No.52472390]

>>52472353
you could build a vending machine for any taco bell meal option
but you'd need a dozen or more machines and several people running and maintaining them
its not economically viable

[Anonymous No.52472423]

>>52472390
yeah I don't see anyone doing this on any scale nationally
Maintaining more than one, in a non-Japanese country, would be a pain

[Anonymous No.52472580]

>>52471205
Server farms bought into NVDA a long time ago. They have been offering nvidia only (no amd) gpu compute for years. With crypto currently bust and eth mining gone, their primary customers has mostly disappeared. Yeah AI is picking up but that is no where near the usage that crypto commanded.