Comfy Jobs

[Anonymous No.52469047]

What's been comfiest, easiest job you've ever had? Webm related

[Anonymous No.52469065]

>>52469047

[Anonymous No.52469096]

>>52469065

[Anonymous No.52469097]

algo trading
I don't do shit anymore since the computer does it all for me

[Anonymous No.52469120]

>>52469096

[Anonymous No.52469132]

>>52469047
>>52469065
>>52469096
you can just link the thread on /gif/ here and let this one die

[Anonymous No.52469165]

>>52469120

[Anonymous No.52469185]

>>52469047
>be femoid
>go to starbucks every morning
why?

[Anonymous No.52469240]

>>52469047
>>52469065
>>52469096
The amount they consoom throughout the day is probably scarcely covered by their salary.

[Anonymous No.52469258]

>>52469047
I want to fill this girl with my seed

[Anonymous No.52469277]

>>52469097
You have to write a strategy and backtest it, implement circuit breakers and multiple alarms for your risk management. Also you have to write and rewrite strategies a lot to adapt to ever changing market conditions

quant dev

[Anonymous No.52469278]

>>52469165
holy shit what's wrong with her face? she looks like a plastic doll or something

[Anonymous No.52469299]

>>52469240
Accurate. I can't stand women. That's they fucking do consume (social medai, makeup, shopping, Starbucks, reality tv) ...they're all carbon copies of each other. No hobbies. No intellectual interests.

[Anonymous No.52469305]

Dear God. We are literally going back to the Neolithic Era, aren't we? Power plants will be shut down in 25 years.

Did the judeomasons truly understand what they were doing when they forced race mixing feminism into everything?

[Anonymous No.52469320]

>>52469185
>>52469165
N

[Anonymous No.52469328]

>>52469305
>We are literally going back to the Neolithic Era, aren't we
what's wrong with that?

[Anonymous No.52469333]

Greetings from Kazakhstan

[Anonymous No.52469337]

As someone who got fired from his job because of a sexual harassment accusation that he was found innocent of and now can't find work because the job market is retardedly gynocentric, this infuriates me.

[Anonymous No.52469356]

Looks like Georgetown/Arlington in the video, but could be wrong. Either way, fuck these roasties

[Anonymous No.52469364]

>>52469047
>>52469065
>>52469096
God didn't mean for us to live like this.

[Anonymous No.52469366]

>>52469185
my wife just can't help herself, she gets coffee or eats takeout lunch nearly every day she works- i don't know why women are like that. when i bring up how much money it costs she just says "well i make good money so that i can do stuff like this."

oh well she is great in the sack and gave me two beautiful children so i can deal with the expensive coffee.

[Anonymous No.52469369]

>>52469047
people who romanticize corporate lifestyles are the worst.

[Anonymous No.52469376]

>>52469047
Database Administrator

[Anonymous No.52469382]

>>52469356
Yeah, she's posting from Rosslyn. Bitch probably works for Deloitte and is making close to $150k.

[Anonymous No.52469383]

>>52469165
Attagirl. Who deserves a banana? Who? You deserves. You are a good girl

[Anonymous No.52469399]

>>52469065
well played shlomo

[Anonymous No.52469406]

>>52469382
>Bitch probably works for Deloitte and is making close to $150k.
Lol and I'm fighting to earn $400 a month because I'm a brown manlet from Venezuela, I want to kms

[Anonymous No.52469412]

Machinist for spacex the parts are so complex they take hours to make once you get all set up you just hit a button and look at your phone all day. I “work” probably 1/4 of the time that I’m at the shop

[Anonymous No.52469432]

i hate women so much its unreal

[Anonymous No.52469459]

>>52469333
Fuck off. We are full

[Anonymous No.52469463]

>>52469047
>9 to 5
>includes breakfast and commute to work

Poor bait.

[Anonymous No.52469489]

>>52469165
>"i have a cs degree which is heavily involved in coding"
wtf where exactly did they learn engrish?

[Anonymous No.52469500]

>>52469185
because they're dysfunctional npcs. Getting the coffe is cope like carrying and hugging their favorite stuffed toy in bed but in a public context. It gives them security, it makes them feel special. It makes them feel like the deserve to spend 8 dollars on a fucking coffee every day because they're such hard workers even tho they're just gonna do barely 2 and sit around the rest.

corporations are overbloated with bullshitjobs and it's starting to show. degrees are becoming more meaningless by the day because employers don't even care what you actually have to offer they just filter between thos who have a degree and those who don't.

[Anonymous No.52469516]

>>52469065
>I manually updated this smart sheet
no one can convince me technology is not regressing, and rapidly

[Anonymous No.52469596]

>>52469065
>I'm gonna make a video about my job
>better get a clip of me in my bra
God I hate women so much

[Anonymous No.52469611]

>>52469596
It's a sports bra you virgin

[Anonymous No.52469619]

>>52469047
>>52469065
>>52469096
Tbh I do even less work than this for like half the year and only actually work the other half. I also don't even make 6 figures though

[Anonymous No.52469631]

>>52469047
Kek, Deloitte's Arlington VA office directly outside the Georgetown quarter of DC.
This bitch is either a glowie, fucking a glowie or a glowie contractor.
She shares her building with the State Department.
Kill us already Based Putin

[Anonymous No.52469640]

>>52469611
No shit faggot, hence me using the word "bra". Fucking retarded coomer simp

[Anonymous No.52469658]

>>52469631
>Based Putin
lol

[Anonymous No.52469673]

>>52469631
Putin is a literal KGB glowie lol.

[Anonymous No.52469681]

>>52469047
>>52469065
>>52469096
>>52469120
>>52469165
Are they paid to eat? How can I get the same job???

[Anonymous No.52469685]

>incels can’t recognise marketing when they see it
Ngmi

[Anonymous No.52469687]

>>52469382
KEK I knew it looked familiar, I work not too far away.

[Anonymous No.52469692]

I used to work in my town hall pushing papers and most of the time I had to actively look for stuff to do if I wanted to do something work related. I spent a lot of time reading books in my computer (that's when I learned the basics of trading/investing) and taking naps in the bathroom. Good times.

[Anonymous No.52469700]

>>52469640
She's a retarded roastie but youre actually autistic, that's the equivalent of you recording yourself wearing a wifebeater ready to go the gym.

[Anonymous No.52469715]

>>52469047

How the fuck do women eat so little and still function? A piece of toast and some eggs?

[Anonymous No.52469719]

>>52469692
>and taking naps in the bathroom.
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.52469731]

Wotking as a Visual Data Processor for a GPR company. If anyone in the UK wants a comfy £20k job, wfh fully, see if Zetica in Oxford are still hiring.

Boring as fuck, drawing a line on a screen all day, but I used a drawing pad, so I was much faster than using a mouse. Worked from 10-12, then X5 hours of vidya by the end of that job

Work in an R&D job now. It is a new dept, so they struggle to find us something to do, but the amount of training we are doing, I am just using this position to reskill in Data Science and Machine Learning. My MSc is in Oil/Mining, which are desperate for Data Sci types. Having experience as a professional Data Scientist + Geophysics domain knowledge makes me pretty niche...So my new job could be comfy, but I try to limit slacking where possible

>>52469047
>>52469065
>>52469096

Seriously, these girls are retarded. Flaunting how little you do is providing a case study of why you are deadweight for the next round of firings, or why you need more responsibilities.

STEM jobs, especially in coding do it properly

> Be a lazy person (See me, old job)
> Work for people who aren't techy
> Solve their shit easily
> Give the impression it is challenging, and make yourself look invaluable

>>52469165

The only one doing this dumb "Challenge" right, as she is actually making herself look productive.

Again, the last thing you want to do is say "Haaayyy, I work 1.5 hours a day and play at being a professional". I mean I have done that. I would love to do that again, but don't fucking let anyone know!

If you automate some program to make your job easier, check if your company logs active time (Solved with your mouse, resting on a ticking clock) and keystrokes (Solved with a program to "Type BS reports", automate emails, etc)

[Anonymous No.52469736]

>>52469658

[Anonymous No.52469739]

>>52469299
They're literally preventing perpetual recessions. If women were as tight as men and actually saved their money for useful shit, we would all be fucked.

[Anonymous No.52469742]

>>52469047
My current job as an actuarial consultant. I can work from home or go into the office, my choice. And there's no real time schedule so I can work or not work whenever I want. I make 170k per year and don't do much. It's a nice gig.

[Anonymous No.52469758]

Here me busting my bones to dust on a construction site whilst these chicks drink lattes for 5 times my yearly wage, I hope this society collapses

[Anonymous No.52469780]

>>52469047
>>52469065
>>52469096
society is collapsing

[Anonymous No.52469795]

>>52469366
My gf and her sisters all talk about the starbucks deals and if they think they're going to meet the goal or not in their group chats

[Anonymous No.52469833]

>>52469715
women are smol

[Anonymous No.52469853]

>>52469165
kek no way her IQ is above 80

[Anonymous No.52469860]

Software dev. Wfh of course. On average like 3h/day of actual work. Wouldn’t mind more but I get shit done fast.

[Anonymous No.52469861]

>>52469047
She didn't show one bit of fucking. I'd trade all that fancy corporate dribble for some good sex now and then.

[Anonymous No.52469863]

>>52469500
>because employers don't even care what you actually have to offer they just filter between thos who have a degree and those who don't.
Stacy will only allow chads and chad-lites. You have any sort of anxiety or confidence issues, any facial flaws, you're out. And not just out, I've sensed a coldness, like almost as if they were insulted I would dare apply for a job there. There are people who might take you for far less than your actual value.

It's clownworld.

[Anonymous No.52469866]

In my field i get strung along for 3 or 4 rounds of interviews for an INTERNSHIP before a group of ugly millennial soibois and roasties deny me.

I'm about to drop out and go NEET, getting a masters is too much work to put up with this shit. Millenials act like the worst of the boomers once they get employed

[Anonymous No.52469869]

>>52469185
It's a status symbol in a cup.

[Anonymous No.52469870]

>>52469736
based

[Anonymous No.52469871]

>>52469305
>We are literally going back to the Neolithic Era
Bullish for me, the guy who knows how to keep your car and refrigerator running

[Anonymous No.52469913]

>>52469047
i am a quality engineer/manager in manufacturing and seriously do nothing ever. i only make 60k, and could probably make 100k doing the same thing at a more 'real' company, but eh i'd rather shitpost

[Anonymous No.52469922]

i cant believe i spend 12 hours a day standing up in a store taking shit from consoomers and these roasties get 6 figure salaries for filling out excel spreadsheets. fuck this gay earth

[Anonymous No.52469930]

>>52469780
Do you contend that it is not?
Unironically how do we cope with this? That the types of people in these tiktoks just seem like a large % of the workforce but they're actually not.
We're going to hit a breaking point soon, when the people doing actual work just say, "fuck this", and then the lights go out.

[Anonymous No.52469953]

>>52469930
>people doing actual work
lmao have you ever had a job? nobody works.

[Anonymous No.52469990]

>>52469047
sauce on this whore?

[Anonymous No.52470017]

>>52469065
What the fuck

[Anonymous No.52470038]

>>52470017
le calart and globohomo art face

[Anonymous No.52470088]

>>52469065
she never mentions what she does within deloitte, since deloitte is known for it's long work hours and poor work conditions, im hazarding a guess that she is actually HR and not a 'management consultant'

[Anonymous No.52470092]

>>52469185
It's not their fault, evolution has built within them a few innate drives, and large corporations have spent money and time researching the most effective ways to exploit these drives. I am not offended by women's retarded behavior, because I have realistic expectations of them. My gf has the worst habit of seeing something with nice packaging and a nice display and falling for it. Sometimes I remind her
>you're falling for marketing again
But truthfully, most times, I just let it slide. She can't do that much about it, and it even gives her a hit of dopamine or whatever when I let her get stupid crap.

[Anonymous No.52470118]

>>52469047

I called out to the clients of financial advisors to set appointments and do surface-level planning conversation. I would be finished by noon and sort of sit around and move my mouse from time to time. Honestly it was cool for two months then I started to lose my mind out of boredom.

[Anonymous No.52470119]

>>52469047
She must be on the easiest project possible. I also work in consulting and would love for days as easy as this. Though she will probably get cut once the layoffs start.

[Anonymous No.52470143]

>>52469922
I think this phenomenon has been allowed to continue because of the record low federal interest rates and large companies easy access to capital. Let's hope that some fat gets trimmed in 2023.

[Anonymous No.52470153]

>>52469047
I think they spelled cumslut wrongly

[Anonymous No.52470163]

>>52470119
Layoffs soon, fellow STALKER

[Anonymous No.52470167]

>>52469953
True. But the tiktok roasties take that to new heights. And publicize that fact.
It'll start with service wagies and then spread to labor wagies.

Nothing ever happens, sure, but I feel like we are pretty close to the tipping point and more demoralizing tiktoks might just do it.

[Anonymous No.52470179]

>>52469731

These broads aren't going to be fired. They represent "diversity and inclusion" in a palatable way (that is, no uncomely women or women who are TOO dark-skinned/ethnic). If anything they'll immediately take to social media about all the injustices they faced (pure fabrications, of course) and their job will be secured. They might not move up the ladder, but no one looks at them with confidence in abilities to do anything but provide a face and fill a seat.

[Anonymous No.52470181]

>>52469047
Hoes make far more monies than that dumbo bitch tough.

[Anonymous No.52470184]

>>52470088
Or continues to work from home. I have a friend who is a small Asian girl management consultant with a B3 firm and could probably make tik toks that look like exactly like this but ends up working 12hrs a weekday just not all in office.

[Anonymous No.52470210]

>>52470184
shit i replied to the wrong post, was meant to reply to OP, the second post I actually thought was alright all things considered

[Anonymous No.52470222]

>>52469065
Yet, it will never be a man. Even if given a dick.

[Anonymous No.52470234]

>>52469990

I quite enjoy that architecture. It has a lot of character, bloody shame that it's crammed up against a bunch of soulless abominations

[Anonymous No.52470237]

>>52469165
>>52469120
>>52469096
>>52469065
>>52469047
can we stop sharing these obvious corporate advertisements now, it was funny at first

[Anonymous No.52470261]

>>52470234
i would like to fuck the architecture of that nameless hookers face

[Anonymous No.52470293]

>>52469065
This one looks like satire of this type of videos? Am i wrong?

[Anonymous No.52470294]

>>52469120
Would it be wrong to feed her to the dog or would it be animal cruelty?

[Anonymous No.52470318]

>"women don't live on tutorial mode, they have it hard too"

[Anonymous No.52470359]

>>52469165
Niggretess don't get the gist of these smug mug videos.
>does something boring

[Anonymous No.52470429]

I just got a job as a meter reader last week, I basically walk around neighborhoods and check the numbers, that's literally it
$26/hour to briskly walk around my beautiful town, it's so comfy bros

[Anonymous No.52470484]

>>52469715
If you notice, none of them are fat. Their jobs are also to sit around and work on a computer. They don't need to eat a lot, because they have basically no caloric requirements.

[Anonymous No.52470583]

>>52469047
>these jobs pay you slightly more as they expect you to commute for 3 hours in an uber daily, if you counted this against their pay they are actually making minimum wage

[Anonymous No.52470608]

>>52470583
Deloitte pays for some commuting costs up to a certain amount to encourage people to go into the office.

[Anonymous No.52470651]

>>52469871

If they are running do I have to go catch them?

[Anonymous No.52470658]

Short whatever these whores touch

[Anonymous No.52470717]

>>52469337
How long ago did you transition?

[Anonymous No.52470723]

>>52470429
i looked into this but where i live we have niggers, and was told sometimes they dislike meter readers. if you live in an ok area and the weather isn't bad it indeed would be comfy.

[Anonymous No.52470776]

Unironically, high school science teacher
>impossible to be fired unless you literally rape a kid, can basically tell the principle to fuck off
>3 months paid off a year, more including paid sick and vacation time
>teenagers arnt that terrible to deal with provided you arnt a woman or a basedboy pushover
>flirt with zoomer female students during class
>female coworkers are lermanently gigahorny probably from concentrated teenage boy puberty hormones in the building is my hypothesis

[Anonymous No.52470778]

>>52470723
yeah I'm in a dominantly white area, only thing I'm worried about is pitbulls really
apparently I am allowed to skip any house that has a dog out front due to how many dog attacks there are kek

[Anonymous No.52470806]

>>52469047
My air company was a UN contractor, basically UN needed old soviet helicopters to deliver shit from A to B in shitholes like Sudan. Russian pilots didn't speak a word of English back then (circa 2010) so they would hire guys who spoke basic English to be onboard to fill in papers and shit. I was that guy.
I had to work about 10 hours a month, the money was good and I got to see the world in my early twenties. I miss those times.

[Anonymous No.52470811]

>>52469277
all automated
via machine learning

[Anonymous No.52470853]

Meanwhile i'm breaking my entire body 42h a day picking up vegetables in fields for minimum wage. My only consolation is i could snap their neck effortlessly, but it's even more frustrating as i'm not allowed to purge the world from this useless filth.
The more you do, the more important you are, the less rewarded by (((society))). And vice versa. We truly live in peak satanism. There is no other way to describe it.

[Anonymous No.52470860]

>>52469047
porn star

[Anonymous No.52470880]

>>52469065
>>52469096
>>52469165
>SEXO

currently i wfh selling electronics but i barely have to talk to clients so it's pretty tight

[Anonymous No.52470891]

>>52470853
there are machines for that kind of shit now wtf are you doing

[Anonymous No.52470902]

>>52469631
Lol I worked at the same Deloitte office. Contrary to popular opinion Deloitte doesn’t pay nearly as well as you think unless you’re a partner. Thank god I left that shit hole. A whole lot of do nothings like that girl. They do hire a lot and I mean ALOT of hot women.

[Anonymous No.52470906]

>>52470880
wtf she already hit the wall

[Anonymous No.52470922]

>>52470902
And she works in federal consulting by the way. She definitely isn’t working more than 40hrs a week. Government clients are so fucking dumb, the bar is low. I had clients at the IRS and CBP.

[Anonymous No.52470940]

>>52470891
Show me the machine to pick up asparagus, garlic, peeks and tomatoes.

[Anonymous No.52470944]

>>52469240
Cope, these bitches make 80-100k in these pointless jobs more than enough to afford goybux and lunch and pod rent

[Anonymous No.52470952]

>>52469432
VIRGIN DETECTED

[Anonymous No.52470961]

>>52470891
I used to pick potatoes when I was 10-12 years old, and then other fruit when I got older.

Get this - they paid us FAR LESS than they paid the adults. Because the adults were entitled to minimum wage while we were all illegally working in the first place. Complete joke looking back at it.

But to be 100% honest with you, at least it was exercise and we used our muscles, because I wasn't getting enough resistance training at all growing up. Totally inefficient obviously but probably that bit healthier and maybe stronger for it.

[Anonymous No.52470981]

>>52470853
>i'm not allowed
This is how weak men/whites think. Stop being a bitch and waiting for permission.

[Anonymous No.52470980]

>>52469366
>well i make good money so that i can do stuff like this."
She's pretty much right though
>But you could have put an extra $10 in an index fund and retired a month early!
No one cares, most normies like wageslaving especially women at their pointless office jobs

[Anonymous No.52470998]

>>52470961
cause I mean, we had big heavy bags full of potatoes to lug around. We still worked almost as fast as the adults who were hardly trying half the time. This was many years ago in the 90s, before a lot of you guys were even born. But it just goes to show the clownworld we live in, nobody gets paid their value, everything's a shitshow joke.

[Anonymous No.52470999]

>>52469047
>>52469065
>>52469096
>eat
>eat
>eat
>eat
>eat
How are these whores not obese?

[Anonymous No.52471029]

>>52470981
I knew this post would come and i agree, but i don't have an army of angry white men with me to start doing some fireworks. I should have taken the criminal path instead of being a cucked wagie while younger.

[Anonymous No.52471078]

>>52470806
sounded comfy anon. how's life now?

[Anonymous No.52471093]

>>52469869
The thing about Starbucks is it’s overpriced as fuck and honestly doesn’t even taste that good.

[Anonymous No.52471099]

>>52469065
It’s incredible seeing how much garbage goyslop food Americans are able to blindly consume without batting an eye.
This actually enrages me.

>Diet Coke with meals

Just fucking die already

[Anonymous No.52471121]

>>52470999
They wear xxl size mumus

[Anonymous No.52471127]

>day in the life of a pizza chef
>2pm-10pm make pizza
>10-10:30 clean kitchen

[Anonymous No.52471161]

>>52469047
Thousand-cock stare

[Anonymous No.52471163]

>>52469658
>>52469673
>Immediately after me
Be less obvious Langley
>>52470902
I worked in the WNT. I am so glad I left public accounting and glownigger hq.

[Anonymous No.52471171]

>>52469047
>>52469065
>>52469096
>>52469120
Why do they have such weird breakfasts? I have a cappucino and some scrambled eggs and I'm good to go

[Anonymous No.52471206]

>>52470143
When I worked at Home Depot in 2007, I worked with some roastie who wouldnt shut up about how she used to make 100k a year in San Francisco before the dotcom bubble popped. All I could think about is how stupid she sounded telling us that, knowing she was making $10/hr. She didnt realize that she was hired for her looks which were probably amazing in her 20s, but meh by her 30s.

[Anonymous No.52471216]

Why are you fags always looking for "easy" and "comfy" jobs?
Why not grab your nuts and do some hard shit like escape the wage cage and start your own business?

[Anonymous No.52471219]

>>52470922
I figured, everyone I knew in the Rosslyn office was a glowie contractor. All the """actual""" workers were in the WNT, NYC or further out in the Falls Church offices.

[Anonymous No.52471316]

>>52470880
how do you hit the wall this fast

[Anonymous No.52471378]

Fucking hell these make me hate the very idea of offices, hustling, whatever bullshit. Like goddamn it makes me want to go full Walden and only talk to woodland animals.

[Anonymous No.52471440]

>>52470940
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxDjvVpz3MY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAnITx5OCAI
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=unkN0Bob1eg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6f93kvkFE2U

[Anonymous No.52471491]

>>52471440
Kek. Well, we don't have any of those where i am (not in the US). Just our hands.

[Anonymous No.52471503]

>>52470179

There is a point. I doubt they are grifting for a niche.

I might have very little actual work, but I am on the train, doing an hour of stats lectures before work on the days I am in, and learning how to use machine learning in Python, ready for jumping ship

[Anonymous No.52471527]

>>52469120
Short everything. If these women are paid for make work jobs It’s definitely collapsing

[Anonymous No.52471554]

>>52470359

Like I said earlier in the thread, she is probably most switched on about this situation (I know, I am surprised myself!)

All the other fuckers are gloating over doing nothing, but she is at least looking like she is busy.

Does she see the pitful here? Is she too dumb too fool, and misses the point of these gloating videos?

Who knows, but she is putting herself least at risk

[Anonymous No.52471572]

>>52469047
>9 to 5
>shows up 10:20
>leaves 4:45

[Anonymous No.52471595]

>>52469047
>>52469065
>>52469096
>>52469120
>>52469165
can anyone explain to me why these types of vids fill me with such an unbridled sense of rage that manifest in a desire to return to barbarity?

[Anonymous No.52471609]

IT support at government company. 12/24/12/48 working schleude.

Sleeping 8-9 hours/night shift from the 12.

[Anonymous No.52471670]

>>52469758
If you’re in construction and not making as much as these roasties you suck at it

[Anonymous No.52471715]

>>52471595
That's how I feel the second I see a woman. I genuinely want to beat every woman I see into a bloody pulp

[Anonymous No.52471738]

>>52470429
Tax collectors should be shot. You are worse than a dog; I hope your wife fucks someone close to you

[Anonymous No.52471744]

Pretty interesting how all these women's "my job" tiktoks never show them doing any actual work in them.

[Anonymous No.52471765]

>>52470999
To be fair, they hit the wall pretty fast, and when they do, it's something they can't recover from.

[Anonymous No.52471781]

>>52471206
God I love this girl

[Anonymous No.52471794]

>>52469165
So just “sudo apt install updates” and get 100k/yr

[Anonymous No.52471817]

>>52471216
>give up your 1 boss and deal with 1000 bosses

[Anonymous No.52471837]

>>52471744
Capitalism is the same as communism except in capitalism there’s a middle man to make things more efficient.

[Anonymous No.52471905]

>>52469096
>>52469065
>>52469047
Why are these people making so much money what the fuck are they actually doing?

[Anonymous No.52471918]

>>52471794
Don't even need to sudo because they probably log in as root anyways

[Anonymous No.52471927]

I've been in my current role for a few years and it's fucking great.

>Work from home for a corporate legal dept
>Do fuckall ever
>Go to gym for hours a day
>Bought a house and had a kid
>Unproductive roasties make looking good and industrious easy, despite not doing shit.

[Anonymous No.52471964]

>>52469047
My WFH day. Wake up randomly - watch porn - play vydia - log in for 20 minutes to delete emails - play vydia - watch porn - go to bed

[Anonymous No.52471966]

>>52470880
Is this the chess girl?

[Anonymous No.52471975]

>>52470944
Somewhat cope I’d say. I make $80k and love in a non expensive area and have no debt. So I can live quite comfortably but $80k in D.C or another big city with student loan debt and much higher cost of living won’t get you nearly as far.

Also this thread has been incredibly demoralizing. I work a bullshit wfh job and can’t stand it really, I feel like I’m contributing nothing and can’t offer the world anything of value. I’ve invested well and saved most of my money and unironically hope I get let go as things get tougher. I need to move on but it’s just such easy money so I never will I less forced.

[Anonymous No.52471981]

>>52470811
you really think anybody believes

[Anonymous No.52471997]

>>52470999
give it a couple years, these have barely started, the ugly and fat ones making these tiktoks don't go viral

[Anonymous No.52472007]

>>52470017
>magic spoon
that shit is fucking expensive

[Anonymous No.52472012]

Play in only the trusted casinos! Like Bspin.

>Casino with Bitcoin main currency
>Coming giveaway with $15K Prize Pool.
>Up to 20% CashBack bonus and the greatest benefits

[Anonymous No.52472032]

Whole lotta jealous poor incel energy in this rhread

[Anonymous No.52472049]

>>52471206
Been like 2 months since this vid? Let me guess, she's now a twitch streamer living from this video.

[Anonymous No.52472109]

>>52472032

Personally, I am chuffed for them; Work smart, not hard. Do fuck all if you can get away with it.

My grievance is being dumb enough to broadcast this, especially during an economic downturn.

[Anonymous No.52472116]

>>52469369
they taught us to love our chains

[Anonymous No.52472165]

>>52469739
maybe if our economy wasn't destroyed by predatory financialization and didn't depend on bullshit jobs and service industry then that wouldn't be an issue

on the topic of this thread I highly recommend reading Bullshit Jobs by David Graeber, who was murdered by the CIA

[Anonymous No.52472187]

>>52469047
>Deloitte management consultants
We had a team of 20 of them from one of the big 3 in for advice on a opening in a new territory and they were completely useless.
They spent most of their very expensive time concerned about the decor in the new location.
Of course full-time employees were left with all the the hard work. I honestly don't know who or why they brought them in. Must of cost millions.

[Anonymous No.52472207]

>>52469866
>Millenials act like the worst of the boomers once they get employed
truth. and they seamlessly adopted the DEI party line. our entire generation is toxic af but exponentially moreso within corporate culture

[Anonymous No.52472282]

>chuds see women working basic white collar jobs
>”NOOOO SOCIETY IS COLLAPSING”
kek

[Anonymous No.52472290]

>>52470776
never made the connection between horny female teachers and concentrated puberty hormones in secondary ed. makes sense.

[Anonymous No.52472310]

>>52469047
>What's been comfiest, easiest job you've ever had?
I worked security where my only job was to stay awake from 8pm to 6am.

[Anonymous No.52472484]

>>52469516
Smartsheet is actually pretty based if you know how to use it. Judging by your response, you’re probably a non/low-skilled wagie. Or, unemployed.

[Anonymous No.52472526]

>>52471738
I'm not a tax collector retard, I just read the electrical meters on people's houses

[Anonymous No.52472571]

>>52472526
I bet you have the largest smile on your face when you get to cut the power to single moms.
some guys never work a day in their lives.

[Anonymous No.52472573]

>>52471219
Idk about glowies, just your average yuppies really. I was with the data science group and all the smart ones left within a year for big tech because Deloitte paid jack shit for data scientists. We were definitely the black sheep and openly talked shit about the company in the open office spaces. During the end, I would just log in and then study for the gmat while getting paid. Almost got fired but quite right before, HR was catching on.

[Anonymous No.52472593]

>>52472526
>>52472571
Fucking based

[Anonymous No.52472624]

>>52471206
I hate this whore so much

[Anonymous No.52472663]

I hate women so much
I’d rather be a neet and let these creatures “work”

[Anonymous No.52472670]

>>52472571
kek why are you seething
I don't cut power, I just read numbers and type them into a pad and make money

[Anonymous No.52472783]

>>52470880
yooo this bitch is 20. She looks 28

[Anonymous No.52472892]

>>52469047
Making YT videos and clipping, if it was not for censureship i would be making bank

[Anonymous No.52472919]

>>52471206
Latina jodie foster.

[Anonymous No.52472935]

>work at a state park as a literal janny

Sunday mornings during the summers suck but other than that it's pretty comfy. I get to be my own boss pretty much. Just drive around listening to podcasts. Go on little hikes here and there.
Just got promoted as a seasonal with some benefits. So I'll get to work for 9 months and get 3 months off. They just offered a pad to live on for 40 a month. Thinking about buying a tiny house and just save up till I can buy my own land
Funny how I only started working here as a summer job while I was going to school to become an accountant but /biz/ made me realize that it's better to be comfy than to work some job you hate

[Anonymous No.52472943]

>>52469097
You're either a liar or you just put a robot on a live market and it hasn't yet blown up your account but you still go around telling people you're an algo trader.

[Anonymous No.52472978]

>>52469047
>What's been comfiest, easiest job you've ever had?
Forklift operator. Work six days every other week. ~78k gross.

[Anonymous No.52473055]

>>52471794
being black and not totally retarded should enable easy 6 fig salary in todays USA, it ticks a lot of boxes.

[Anonymous No.52473117]

>>52469185
its a bit like being vegan, signalling certain things matter to a lot of consoomers, but you also have to get it out there, cant let a good social media opportunity go to waste.

[Anonymous No.52473151]

i used to be a plumber, worked my ass of diving in shit, REAL SHIT, i had to carry radiators and other stuff for 8-12 hours a day. as a plumber you never know if a client calls you in the middle of the night because his Toilette isn't flushing properly or his heating stopped working. it's was a nightmare, my boss yelled at everyone, yelled his lungs out because of everything. this was back in the days from 17 to 26 years of age. i quit that job many years ago, im 31 now and retired from cryptos in the last bullrun. I have to say what these women are doing is what's wrong with today society, jews invented bs jobs to prevent white people from having families

[Anonymous No.52473152]

>>52469366
>she gets coffee or eats takeout lunch nearly every day she works- i don't know why women are like that
she married a weak beta, obviously she is running wild

[Anonymous No.52473288]

>>52472484
based smartsheet enjoyer
>t.uses smartsheet to make it look like i do more then what actually happens

[Anonymous No.52473294]

>>52470163
A NUUU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE

[Anonymous No.52473352]

>>52473151
glad for you bro, you earned it
also nice ID color kek

[Anonymous No.52473501]

>worked for accountancy firm like Deloitte thot in OP, terrible hours, shit pay
>Move in house to a mid sized corporate
>20% pay increase, actually get paid bonuses
>I work maybe 1-2 days a week. Rest of the time is just keeping an eye on emails to make sure nothing urgent comes up while playing vidya
Living the life boys

[Anonymous No.52473652]

>>52469096
>>52469065
>>52469047
if you have an iq over 80 or are not a woman these jobs make you want to kill yourself
i quit finance for programming because of this and i dont regret it at all

[Anonymous No.52473701]

these are fake videos to piss you off

[Anonymous No.52473810]

>>52469065
>>52469065
>>52469065
>>52469065
>>52469065
>>52469065
fucking retarded nigger ITT, this one is CLEARLY satire

[Anonymous No.52473967]

>>52469047
About 3 years ago I got a new job as a sysadmin doing Linux/ virtualization/ networking/storage. Then 2 years later we got bought out by a bigger company. I work at a location wheres it just me and a few others, and for the most part we work alone which I enjoy. The thing is we have a ticketing system and jobs get assigned to you as they come in though the system. Since the new company took over I haven’t gotten any tickets. Not a single one, no request to setup any new servers or help any users, nothing. . We got reorg’d with new management and no one ever came to talk with me or tell me who my new boss is. So I basically come in, surf the web for 8 hours, sign my time sheet and go home every day. I haven’t had any work to do in over a year. I still get laid bi weekly too. I thought about saying something, but this might actually be a blessing. I think they some how lost me in the system and no one know lol.

[Anonymous No.52473982]

>>52469065
the goyslop is what rustles my jimmies the most

[Anonymous No.52474050]

>>52471905
Making tiktok videos

[Anonymous No.52474105]

>>52469700
>autist
She wasn’t working out though. If you can’t pick up these sexual cues then you’re either a simp or a faggot.

[Anonymous No.52474144]

What's the golden ticket job? These corporate jobs seem incredibly boring and soul draining. Trades seem incredibly hard on your body and you can be easily exploited.
I work retail and I actually like it for what it is, the problem is that the pay is shit and there's no progression in my life

[Anonymous No.52474169]

>>52469736
Will the PCCC ever recover?

[Today in the life of WFH anon No.52474184]

>wake up at 6 am and log in to see if my boss emailed me
>no emails, back to bed until 7
>make a cuppa
>shit post on /biz/ until 9
>go to gym
>come home and have two eggs and some milk
>2 hours of work meetings
>shower
>continue to shit post on /biz/ (doing this right now)
>make tea and read Les Miserables
>log off work and eat some leftover chili
>wait for friends to log on vidya
>read a few minutes after gayming
>bed at 10

[Anonymous No.52474190]

>>52474144
The golden ticket is different for everybody. I larp a lot, but I actually like my job and work in aerospace with a lot of interesting companies, and government agencies. This is my golden ticket, unless it hit it big with crypto of course . But others have their own idea of a golden ticket.

[Anonymous No.52474364]

>>52471078
Now I'm an ESL teacher in a small Russian town reminiscing on the good old days when I had it too easy. Could be better, could be worse. I am just patiently waiting for the next wave of draft to join the cannon fodder and die meaninglessly in some artillery barrage. But yeah, it was peak comfy

[Anonymous No.52474476]

>>52470092
>My gf has the worst habit of seeing something with nice packaging and a nice display and falling for it

>When the woman saw that the fruit of the tree was good for food and pleasing to the eye, and also desirable for gaining wisdom, she took some and ate it

[Anonymous No.52474498]

>>52470118
>Honestly it was cool for two months then I started to lose my mind out of boredom.
get a hobby. some people are meant to be slaves.

[Anonymous No.52474518]

>>52469065
Out of all of these that I’ve seen she’s done the most work

[Anonymous No.52474578]

>>52470944
Bad spending habits mount up, and AI will put a lot of strain on all work that does not involve physical labor
Beyond that, sure

[Anonymous No.52474697]

>>52469047
i worked as a male camwhore for faggots and i'm not even gay. was really nice money. 5k/ month i just jerked off alot and called them ' babe ' or honey. usually it was just a bit of ass penetration with my fingers while jerking off ( which felt really good). I love cooming and getting paid for it was top tier but then internet became too mainstream and even trukly handsome motherfuckers took my spot

[Anonymous No.52474713]

>>52472484
>>52473288
is smartsheet better than others, like asana? i use trello, which seems to offer the same things.

[Anonymous No.52474797]

>>52469047
Im a courier. Its around 3-5 hours per day and workload based so there are no real set hours. I can deliver any time between 8am-9pm and choose when i go out, as long as my round gets done im ok. Pay is abysmal by /biz/ standards but enough to live off and if there is a busy month you are rewarded directly with more pay unlike salary/wagie jobs where you get paid the same regardless of how hard you're working. I got 2200 gbp last month. Only real downside is paying for fuel out of your own pocket. But if you have a car with at least 30mpg its not too bad.

[Anonymous No.52474910]

>>52474797
How'd you get into it? What do you deal with day to day?

[Anonymous No.52474912]

>>52473151
Very single trade boomer is an ass hole.

[Anonymous No.52475041]

Lmao every one of these burger webms think they're getting good coffee from fucking Starbucks. Australian instant coffee is better than that shit and any cafe in bumfuck nowhere here will shit on it.

[Anonymous No.52475078]

>>52475041
I had a meeting with some euros and literally all five of them had these sticks in their pockets they dumped into whatever american coffee they were given.

[Anonymous No.52475090]

>>52469047
Probably mixed office/admin and staff nurse role for a home health agency. I was the helper to the director of nursing and just did random shit. Some days I'd run a flu drive, others it was pretending to work in the office I between COVID walk in tests, other times I'd go out and get clients and their families set up with home nursing or caregiving with our agency. Mostly I sat in my corner office shitposting and sipping coffee. I got to do nursing sometimes too. It was a great balance between pretending to work and actually making a difference. It's nice strolling into some distraught lady's house while her dementia dad screeches and shits while WWE-ing himself through a coffee table, and being the one to clean everything up, set up a plan, and give them a caregiver (that I trained myself a few days prior), and bring a little order and peace for like $35/hr

[Anonymous No.52475140]

>>52471099
Checked

[Anonymous No.52475182]

>>52469165
She's at least the only one who seems to do something and stayed at her desk the entire video. Props to her

[Anonymous No.52475222]

currently remote SWE
>wake up to sunrise (or noise from neighbors driving to work)
>cook and eat breakfast for an hour
>morning radio stretches
>brush teeth
>shower (optional)
>get to work around 10AM
>lunch at 1, cook and eat for an hour
>take a walk if the weathers nice, otherwise walk on the treadmill while reading a book
>back to work at 3
>work til 5
>go for another walk, start my free time for the day

[Anonymous No.52475264]

>>52469047
>>52469065
>>52469096
>>52469120
>>52469165
15 years in tech and 10 in SV here. There are entire departments of make-work nonsense comprised of only women at tech companies because they're not capable of production work. Genuinely, I'd say the ratio of women doing shit to these women is 1 to 100, and that's being generous. I'm not some woman hating incel but the female overhead at these companies is just fucking staggering. If affirmative action goes out the door these companies are going to literally lay off half their staff, at bare assed minimum.

[Anonymous No.52475273]

>>52469731
>Flaunting how little you do is providing a case study of why you are deadweight for the next round of firings, or why you need more responsibilities.
They assume they will never get caught, like those criminals who post selfies with stolen phones on social media.

[Anonymous No.52475389]

>>52470017
>>52469065
Out of everything in that video, mixing blueberries with cocoa cereal bothered me the most. I love both, but not together. Eat the cereal then eat the berries after. Stupid bitch.

[Anonymous No.52475413]

>>52473288
Checked and based. My boomer bosses jizz their pants in delight when I fly through my weekly stand up by showing them a dashboard and reports of everything going on and how we’re tracking to completion.

>>52474713
I’ve used all 3 of those in various roles and I still choose Smartsheet. Asana has a “prettier” UI, but it doesn’t scale well for large, multi-faceted engagement. Smartsheet also has what they call Card View, so no need for Trello if I’m managing a project in a kan ban or agile style development.

[Anonymous No.52475520]

>>52475413
I made a dashboard during my off time of what needed to be done. All the boomers were very impressed. Then they all start asking for changes to be made to the dashboard.
>can you change the color of this
>This need to be labeled this way
>can we put these two things together
I almost yelled at them saying the dash bord means nothing if we don't get work done. I was not going to have this dashboard become another piece of fucking work I had to maintain. I fucking hate boomers.

[Anonymous No.52475581]

>>52470143
When the current phase of subversion is over, the useful idiots will be lined up against the wall.

[Anonymous No.52475870]

>>52473967
Wow I envy you
I have to work from time to time and the females are backstabbing me, they think I got one of them fired, which I insinuated, although she did it to herself
Somehow I felt like an epic troll initially but their brains cannot comprehend that they should just stop and their hate and hysteria are kicking into overdrive now
Maybe I should switch to IT
I work in a hospital

[Anonymous No.52475925]

>>52475389
It's in yougurt too, not milk

[Anonymous No.52475940]

I work in family business as grunt for parents. Dad is handyman but predominately does minor plumbing and carpentry (not whole house but when dealing with appliances). I am not great with hands but I feel such a lack of satisfaction with both being a grunt and office work (studying to be accountant but feels like I am going to be held to whim of these uppity women).
Any advice bros for dealing with lack of satisfaction from work? I am working with parents because they need me as grunt and CA laws make it near impossible to find good and reliable help so I am working to help them.

[Anonymous No.52476111]

That rage you incels feel is insecurity and inferiority. Better looking women who would laugh at you in a second with better jobs than you and better lives than you


You were lied to. Smarts don’t make it in this world. Being a social butterfly does, double so if you’re attractive

Now keep buying your crypto lmao enjoy poverty phaggots

[Anonymous No.52476130]

>>52476111
>You were lied to
I'd say that's reason enough to be mad. Being set up for failure from the beginning

[Anonymous No.52476135]

>>52471595
Because of the sheer ball-lessness of modern work, parents keep pushing me to go for these jobs because admittedly they had very little support from their own parents. But goddamn I would rather be working as a portapotty cleaner or coal miner since at least I feel some satisfaction of doing a practical job and a sense of fulfillment doing something people shy away from like the pussies they are. I just wish they got paid better rather than $50k a year for how dangerous the work is compared to $100k for do-nothing jobs like these ax-wounds keep pushing.

[Anonymous No.52476164]

>>52475264
what would you say the ratio is for useful people compared to these useless hires?

It sounds 15% are actually needed and produce 100% of the output, while the 85% are these Stacy's larping as tech girls

[Anonymous No.52476521]

>>52471206
retarded bitch

[Anonymous No.52476595]

>>52469047
I'm a remote software engineer and it's pretty comfy. I wake up, make a cup of coffee, and then spend the majority of my day masterbading to day in the life videos.

[Anonymous No.52476599]

>>52476164
80-20 rule

[Anonymous No.52476754]

Just got a job as an automation programmer out of school. 3days wfh, 2 days in. Training has been cozy. Cant wait for the paycheques to come in to fill my bags up even more. No HR roasties, no thots, no office politics

[Anonymous No.52476885]

>>52473967
You won the lottery anon. Gz.

[Anonymous No.52476916]

>>52473967
until someone figures it out and confronts you about it. then you get fired for doing no work.

[Anonymous No.52476935]

It's all coming crashing down soon, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.52476952]

Mejico

[Anonymous No.52476969]

>>52473967
Where is the company based? Sounds familiar

[Anonymous No.52476977]

>>52469047
Tailless women are useless in the workplace, and everywhere else.

[Anonymous No.52476991]

>>52469096
meetings produce nothing and are a waste of people time. They are a by product of useless worthless people needing something to make them look busy

[Anonymous No.52476999]

>>52469047
comfiest and easiest job ever?
uber. for below minimum wage, poverty pay. just enough for durgs

[Anonymous No.52477005]

>>52476935
yep.

[Anonymous No.52477050]

>>52476935
it's been crashing down for 20 years now?
two more years, next year, and the year after that.

[Anonymous No.52477071]

>>52469185
I don’t get Starbucks usually but I do grab a cappuccino or a macchiato almost every morning. I don’t eat lunch though.

[Anonymous No.52477122]

>>52475264
Women in western companies share the exact same role as those Chinese office cheerleaders except you have to pretend they have actual jobs because it would be "objectifying" otherwise.

[Anonymous No.52477291]

State employee. University admin.

[Anonymous No.52477352]

>>52469047
I got a job at a school right when the lockdowns happened to handle IT shit related to handing out 1100 chromebooks.

for the first 2 or 3 weeks it was hell getting everything set up and handed out, but then for the rest of the year I shit you not I worked an average of 90 minutes a week, even though I got paid for and had to show up for 40. all I had to do at that point was let students swap broken chromebooks for new ones, and we'd illegally throw away the broken ones instead of recyling them. I didn't even have to fix them

I ended up buying a gaming laptop. I beat all of horizon zero dawn, detroit become human, nier automata, and undertale while at work. I even had 2 coworkers who did the same thing! after a year they realized what we were doing and they fired us lmao.

[Anonymous No.52477377]

>>52475520
Kek. Typical boomers. Only caring about the most pointless, minute details instead of the real, actual work that needs to get done.

[Anonymous No.52477378]

>>52477291
To be clear, I had no work at all to do most days in both of these jobs.

[Anonymous No.52477399]

>>52477291
>>52477378
100% remote also

[Anonymous No.52477407]

>>52477352
forgot to mention: twice I had students (sixth grade) bring in ruined chromebooks covered in a certain liquid. once I had a chromebook covered in vomit

[Anonymous No.52477632]

>>52469120
>>52469065
>>52469047
these all look so boring

[Anonymous No.52477841]

>>52471206
Goyslop enjoyer

[Anonymous No.52477859]

>>52470853
The reason your pay is shit is because the government prints billions, gives it to office niggers in the finance sector and they spend the money on finite consumer products raising the price of everything out of your reach. This will come to end soon when consumer prices increase faster than the government can print for office niggers and then we will finally have the dark ages world-wide edition.

[Anonymous No.52477922]

> all you had to do was get a Harvard MBA and you could spend the rest of your life in "management" doing fuck-all and having literally no technical experience in anything that you're responsible for

[Anonymous No.52477943]

>>52469047
must be nice to be a white women

[Anonymous No.52477969]

>>52469047
>Senior Treasury Analyst
>Run an automated cashflow forecast and reporting process every morning. 15 mins of work. Draw down on our debt facility if we're running low on cash
>Keep an eye on debt covenants and send a report to the lending syndicate once a month
>Chat shit to relationship managers of our banks
>Keep an eye on credit markets and benchmark rates, maybe put some hedges on if required
>30 hours a week of actual work, tops
>125k + 20k bonus


Get really busy a couple of times a year if we're doing a new deal or refinancing, otherwise life is pretty good

[Anonymous No.52478183]

>>52475940
>Any advice bros for dealing with lack of satisfaction from work
that's a hard one. perhaps make a goal to see how you can improve efficiency, and complete work as efficient and effectively as possible.

[Anonymous No.52478257]

>>52471595
It's because they act so smug and cute about it. If they were just professional, I wouldn't hate them.

[Anonymous No.52478286]

>>52471817
Learn how to read esl anon, what you said is the complete opposite of what that other anon meant

Also INCEL thread..jannies clean it up

[Anonymous No.52478297]

>>52472935
It sounds pretty comfy, nicely done Anon.

[Anonymous No.52478331]

I'm a product manager how useless does /biz/ think my job is?

[Anonymous No.52478789]

>>52469047
Selling my body

[Anonymous No.52479136]

>>52472919
Wrong on all accounts.
>but pic related's a lesbo alright

[Anonymous No.52479304]

>>52478789
Someone tell her society wasn’t wrong

[Anonymous No.52479352]

>>52478789
HOW DO WOMEN NOT GET THAT 1 IS HOTTER
The most comprehensive fuckup is to fuck up on ones own terms. That is what dressing in an unattractive way to be attractive is.

[Anonymous No.52479367]

>>52478789
Women really are like if a sunset tried to think. They're naturally perfect (though amoral), and then they dress like retards when they look hotter comfortable, and vandalise themselves with tattoos and surgery.

[Anonymous No.52479406]

>>52478789
>My body is hot because I'm soft
>Let's try to make it look as hard as possible
Why

[Anonymous No.52479416]

>>52469047
praying gpt4 launches every nuke on earth

[Anonymous No.52479471]

>>52469871
Nice, do you also know how to keep the power plants running?

[Fatburg No.52479653]

>>52471127
420pm break

[Anonymous No.52479723]

>>52469047
So he only does 4 hours of 'work' a day?

[Anonymous No.52479730]

>>52469047
That seems like a good amount of time working desu, most of those other roastie videos look like they're being babysat

[Anonymous No.52479734]

>>52469047
>>52469065
>>52469096
>>52469120
>>52469165
This shit is depressing. Beyond their jobs are useless for society, they're also soul-consuming.

[Anonymous No.52479800]

>>52472049
Most of the video views are probably from seething anons lmfao.

[Anonymous No.52479844]

>>52479734
this tiktok shit is all chinese propaganda
and then there’s these fuckers doing the work of spreading it for them

[Anonymous No.52479846]

>>52471794
>>52471918
>sudo? Like is that a tool in the management console?
I swear to God, cybersec is bogged down with these chucklefucks who can only operate out of an XDR and "admins" who don't know why I tell them attributes need to be applied via GPO.

>>52475264

[Anonymous No.52479925]

>>52469047
my summer job i had right after highschool and the next summer. there were 3-4 vans worth of 18-20 year olds that would go around the county and pick up trash. we were all white. one van was girls, the other was dudes. an old man drove us around in our van. we would pick up garbage maybe 3 times a week for like an hour in the morning and then fuck off the rest of the day. usually we went and got breakfast first thing, then took a nap, then maybe picked for an hour. then we would go to a park or bungalow and play basketball or swim. we also smoked a shit ton of weed, at least my van did.

[Anonymous No.52479936]

>>52479734
are we looking at a scenario where all these white collar roasties get laid off and everyone just sits at home and wfh while they all trade crypto trying to make it out of this sinking ship thats on fire.

[Anonymous No.52481503]

>>52470017
how much did she get to product-place that expensive garbage

[Anonymous No.52481519]

>>52469047
why are women so obsessed with food

[Anonymous No.52481532]

>>52469165

[Anonymous No.52481534]

>>52479925
I was ordered to do this job by a judge once

[Anonymous No.52481554]

>>52478789
gib asian slampig

[Anonymous No.52481562]

>>52477969
congratulations i hope you get replaced with a chainlink smart contract

[Anonymous No.52481615]

>>52478789
She's making this hoe tok because now it's socially acceptable and encouraged to look like that

[Anonymous No.52481628]

>>52475182

in cyber jobs, and by the look at that mirrored window, she works for the government, they require you're on premise and often in clean rooms where there's no other shit inside. looks like she was in one but then went out to a normal office. i highly doubt as a cyber person she is supposed to be recording anything during her day.

[Anonymous No.52481641]

>>52469065
Using meetings to take showers is based

[Anonymous No.52481647]

>>52472109
you can just call it a recession

[Anonymous No.52481648]

>>52470999
That was probably like 1000 calories and she's training for a half marathon

You good skelebro? One potato per day!

[Anonymous No.52481708]

>>52469165
black woman is every IT recruiter's wet dream, fills all the quotas.

[Anonymous No.52481830]

>>52470181
Because they are actually providing value

[Anonymous No.52481861]

>>52469047
>webm

the interest rates are not yet high enough

[Anonymous No.52481904]

>>52481708
you sure thats a woman?

[Anonymous No.52481909]

>>52481534
i got paid like 11 bucks an hour back almost 20 years ago so it was pretty good money.

[Anonymous No.52481965]

>>52475870
Tell us more

[Anonymous No.52482741]

>>52469065
Jesus christ bros... HR looks so incredibly boring, can you imagine that some people who do this for decades??? I don't think I would last a week

[Anonymous No.52482808]

>>52481904
>black transwoman

[Anonymous No.52483016]

>>52469047
Spotter for the Forest Service. Little gig job they hire out every year. Just basically spending three months in a cabin on top of the mountain calling in weather reports over the radio and watching for smoke. You call in your reports every hour and then you have basically 45 minutes for free time until the next report.
They installed solar panels and a battery bank at my lookout so you don't have to worry about conserving fuel for the radio any more. No internet, but I just bring the computer and switch, blaze through my backlog of games, movies, anime, and books.
$28 an hour, sixteen hour shifts, seven days a week, for three months, with double overtime. If you spot a fire you may be asked to stay on duty and work overtime until an ICT5 or better shows up to take control of the site which will stack more hours onto your paycheck.

Only downside was how expensive food is getting this year. I need to buy three months worth of food for the job and wasn't expecting prices to jump as much as they did.

[Anonymous No.52483236]

>>52476916
yeah you see anon, once you realize the system is bullshit and there are hundreds of jobs like this is where real clownworld starts. ask any normie in offices out there. who do you think is on reddit, youtube, facebook, whatsapp all day if they're at "work". Every fucking roastie I've talked to works maybe 20-40% out of working hours.

[Anonymous No.52483381]

>>52469047
Yeah there's absolutely no bubble of any sort, truly capitalism's efficiency at its finest. This is likely looking good for them and it will continue for thousands of years probably.

[Anonymous No.52483385]

>>52478789
beijing blues in my pantaloons.

[Anonymous No.52483388]

>>52473967
Yeah no, you telling me that a company acquired another one and didn't even do an audit?
That's how i know you are a larper.

[Anonymous No.52483396]

you know what i realized? everyone has been hating on these women but i bet back in the 1950's - 2000 it was exactly like this for men.

[Anonymous No.52483408]

>>52469096
>Exercise for 1 hour
>Eating right after exercising

[Anonymous No.52483483]

>>52470891
Clueless city nigger detected

[Anonymous No.52483513]

>>52469065
parody, its too low effort

[Anonymous No.52483524]

>>52471093
thats why they love it

[Anonymous No.52483528]

>>52472109
Same. I was lucky enough to do nothing at all for months on end during the pandemic, ended up getting laid off after working 1 houra day for 2 years but I’m sure it would’ve happened sooner if I made tiktoks about it

[Anonymous No.52483534]

>>52469047
I haven't had a job since I was 16.
And that was like 8 years ago.
I got my own cubical

[Anonymous No.52483581]

[Anonymous No.52483622]

>>52478789
Sauce on this slampig please

[Anonymous No.52483676]

>>52483016
>16 hr shifts
>3 months completely solo at a time
the money is not for your labour, but your sanity

[Anonymous No.52483796]

>>52469047

FOOOOD
FOOOOOOOOOD
FOOOOOD FUCK YEAH
Do Americans really?

[Anonymous No.52483946]

>>52483796
yeah all they talk about is goyslop without being passionate about it.

[Anonymous No.52484212]

>>52469047
>>52469065
look so boring lives
living dead for facile trinkets
and boring discusions

[Anonymous No.52484254]

>>52469065
The truth is that every fucking office job is like this, it's only aggravating because this particular cunt is revelling in the fact that she does nothing but at the same time pretends that she works hard for that 150k paycheck.

[Anonymous No.52484314]

>>52473967
This shit will wear you down in a few months, I promise you. Having to work is kind of bad, but having to waste time instead of working is even worse.

[Anonymous No.52484774]

>>52469715
>two eggs
180 cal
>butter toast
150 cal
>greek yogurt
110 cal
>bowl of sugary fruit
200 cal

nearly 700 calories, not actually a little

[Anonymous No.52484777]

>>52473701
Cope