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>> No.52468841
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Fuck this market

>> No.52468847

>>52468201
He said pause. Still a chance they could do 25-50 bps next time

>> No.52468855
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52468855

My portfolio's taking an OOF'ing today boys

>> No.52468862
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52468862

You didn't try to time the market, did you?

>> No.52468864

>>52468841
i would have sex with this low value female

>> No.52468868
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52468868

Fuck janny

>> No.52468869
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52468869

I hope the shit and piss index falls to 300

I want the market to suffer, and I'm glad the FED is on my side. I hope rates become 6% or more and we dump this market well into next year.

There will not be a Santa rally, because were already overbought on technicals.

This is my opinion, and I will stick by it.

>> No.52468879
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52468879

I am getting crushed, got caught bag holding this morning and now it's just crabbing.

>> No.52468884

So what is up with the DOW?

>> No.52468887
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>>52468855
Have you tried Sneeding the market?

>> No.52468889

>>52468864
>female
Anon..

>> No.52468891

THIS THREAD IS FALSE, COME TO THE REAL THREAD

>>52468792
>>52468792
>>52468792

>>52468792
>>52468792
>>52468792

>> No.52468892

>>52468864
Better question is would she have sex with that low value male

>> No.52468899

>>52468691
Well it's a good thing I never listen to you faggots anymore. HAHAHAHAHAHA!

>> No.52468919

>>52468899
>anymore
kek what a retard, at least you admit it

>> No.52468931

That's it, I'm locking myself in a dark room and listening to Linkin Park until market close.

>> No.52468933
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>>52468891

>> No.52468934
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NO NO NO NO BULLSISTERS

>> No.52468937

I think I'll buy soxl when it's $7 again

>> No.52468938
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>>52468824
WE'RE STILL HERE MY BOBRETHREN

HARDER BETTER
FASTER STRONGER
HIGHER TIGHTER RATES FOR LONGER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gAjR4_CbPpQ

>> No.52468945

>>52468862
I didn't "try" to time the market I did time the market. I bought at 3500 and sold at 4000 and went short. My portfolio is up 100% in 3 months and probably will be up 200% by February

>> No.52468947

>market is up
>market is obviously trending to new local highs
>~omg Russia bombed Poland~
>market dumps
>Russia didn't really bomb Poland
>market continues to dump
wow
very cool

>> No.52468948

>>52468931
You think you're hot shit doncha?

>> No.52468961

>>52468947
Russia bombed Poland in my mind

>> No.52468966

>>52468937
If SOXL gets back to single digits I'm dca'ing all the way down

>> No.52468968

So basically the "news" yesterday was a big load of total shit to cover for whatever the real reason was, the one that only insiders and glowies are allowed to know about. Cool. Thanks, glowies. You guys are great. We all love you so much.

>> No.52468973

>>52468864
She's Jewish

>> No.52468976

>>52468947
yup

>> No.52468985
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>>52468945
Wow, nice work anon.

>> No.52468988

>>52468931
>Aerosmith - Dream On starts playing

>> No.52468990

>>52468961
oh ok well can you please buy back your tech stock; you're crashing the u.s. economy and we're all tired of pwning russia by crashing the u.s. economy, especially since that's not even what's actually going on and we just have a glowfaggot rugpull president who wants us all to go start digging holes again and be slaves for the glowfaggot caste or real citizens.

>> No.52468991

ghost is ranting again lol
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vm6QHI_Zun0

>> No.52468994

>>52468947
>market is obviously trending to new local highs

What you mean to say is that we've reached the top of this cycle, were not dumping on WW3 fud, were dumping on overbought technicals.

>> No.52469002

>>52468991
Whomst've?

>> No.52469009

>>52468973
even better

>> No.52469014

>>52468968
WOAH, cool it

>> No.52469017

>>52469002
/pol/ used to call in and troll him, youtube ghost radio grafitti

>> No.52469021

>>52468947
in a bear market, the market does not need a reason to dump

>> No.52469026

Why am I all of a sudden really bad at trading?

>> No.52469027

>>52468968
>Missile was actually ruskies
>NATO et. al told poland to chill
>MSM runs with fabricated narrative
>Actual truth is some gopnik fat-fingered the coords and a random german on /pol/ figured it out in the span of like an hour
It's getting pretty tiresome.

>> No.52469030

>>52468994
Yes, I know that if any significant news event reaches me, there's a 99% chance it's a lie intended to manipulate me because the public stock exchange is a scam that insiders and GLOWFAGGOTS get to use to fleece the dalits.
I'm just doing my part to press the issue.

>> No.52469035

>There were 1,035 IPOs in 2021, by far the most for any year in the 21st century and following a robust 2020
>In 2022, though, there have been just 161 IPOs
surely there has to be a winner IPO this year, right?

>> No.52469056

>>52469026
Probably luck. First one is free, dontchaknow.

>> No.52469057
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>>52469026
You're not honking hard enough

>> No.52469060

>>52468945
GG, are you preparing for an immediate collapse after Christmas?

>> No.52469067
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Finna cap some soxl calls desu senpai no cap

>> No.52469068

>>52469035
I think POAHY has been the only successful one this year.

>> No.52469071
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52469071

We should be pumping today- given normal clown market patterns... This whole news thing is 100% BS. Probably FTX related. It is insane people are not looking into FTX harder.

>> No.52469074

has anyone legit traded anything today on this board?

>> No.52469085
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>>52469074
I bought a share of two different tickers. Does that count?

>> No.52469089
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>>52469074
I traded 39 bucks for rum and canned chickpeas this morning

>> No.52469092

>>52469074
I've done half a trade, i picked up some options, and now i'm looking for some poor schmuck to dump them on for like 50% than I paid.

>> No.52469101

>>52469074
Bought CFDs in comedy gold

>> No.52469110
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>>52469074
I have, but you wouldn't like what I bought.

>> No.52469112

>>52469089
Based rummus maker.

>> No.52469118

Slowest SMGs i've ever seen, everybody got absolutely heemed didn't they

>> No.52469119
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>>52469074
I sold by BBIG bag for a 40% loss

>> No.52469134

>>52469118
I‘m fucked, b. No cap

>> No.52469137

>>52469068
POAHY didn't IPO this year though? you're thinking of P911, which I have no idea how to purchase. you are right though that Porsche was a good IPO though.

Volkswagen/Porsche's share structure is the most confusing shit on the planet where you have POAHY, PAH3, VWAGY, VWAPY, and now P911.

>> No.52469141

>>52469118
I thought we would be crabbing... i got played son.

>> No.52469149
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>>52469118
Not on my portfolio, but I finally got a bill for dental work I got back in September that they hadn't charged me for.

>> No.52469153
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>>52469118
I am unheemable

>> No.52469154
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52469154

Given the financial benefits of marriage and having a gf that is serious. How do you anons suggest I propose to her?

>> No.52469163

>>52469118
I expected a complete collapse off those numbers

>> No.52469170
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>>52468868t
I unironically got destroyed betting up a DWAC spike. I thought for sure there would be a spike, but nope. Just straight down.
>HURR BUY THE RUMOR SELL THE NEWS
Okay. So what this actually means is "buy the rumor and sell two or three days before the news," right? I really wish any of the kind people on /biz/ could have told me that one. Sadly, I had to learn the hard way that that saying is complete bullshit. Well, now I know. Thanks for nothing, assholes.

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good day

>> No.52469181
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>>52469134
>>52469141
It's okay frens, I have been heemed over a 100 times over the course of the last 4 months

>> No.52469183
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>>52469118
I sold khc too early but still made like 250 dollarydoos, now I'm just watching my dividend stonks ruthlessly crab on zero volume.

>> No.52469184

>>52469118
Naw shorts finally printing but I don't wanna dunk on mumus today. I'm just in relief mode to claw some losses back

>> No.52469191
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52469191

SQQQ looking qt

>>52469154
>financial benefits of marriage
ehehe

>> No.52469194

>>52469170
Trump's business model is throw everything at a wall and see what sticks

>> No.52469202

>>52469149
Dental work in the states sounds like a nightmare, fuck that
>>52469153
C:

>> No.52469213
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>futures

>> No.52469214
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52469214

SPYD put is lookin good. divvy boomers and their bastard children are way over their skis desu

>> No.52469215
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>>52469118
One of my son's stocks has dropped a little now but mostly holding strong.

>> No.52469218

>>52469170
there was a spike when Trump announced when he was holding an announcement

this is comparable to trading during the Juneteenth pump & dumps but forgetting to sell before Juneteenth.

>> No.52469232

>>52469191
The tax breaks alone are worth it, also would have an air tight prenup.

>> No.52469241

>>52469232
ehehe

>> No.52469243
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>>52469202
Honestly, they've been great and do good work. It's just expensive as fuck. Also, despite being autistic with my dental routine, I have shit enamel. Take care of your teeth. This IS financial advice.

>> No.52469248

>>52469074
I daytrade deep ITM 1dte spy options. Made a quick $100 longing that poland false flag. Waiting for a decent entry point for today.

>> No.52469254

>>52469153
look at that balding cute little fuck

>> No.52469257
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>>52469218
>announced when he was holding an announcement
>announcing an announcement is the spike
>announcing he's running is the crash

>> No.52469259

>>52469243
you need to be taking vit k2. You'll be surprised at how much it lowers plaque

>> No.52469271
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>>52469215
post your sons dick pics or you a lier

>> No.52469282
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>>52469259
I do, and supplement calcium in addition to eating dairy like a Frenchman.

>> No.52469294
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52469294

You never listen to me. You always call me a nigger. You hate making money.

I told you to sell everything at 400 for three days. I told you to go short. I told you what to short. You never listen.

>> No.52469307

Fuck Target stupid faggot retailer ruined everything

>> No.52469309

>>52469294
why is DRV not pumping?

>> No.52469317

>>52469294
So what does this mean? Stonks go down?

>> No.52469324
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>>52469294
Uhm do you have any proof of that?

>> No.52469338

apple is such a cancer shitco

>> No.52469348
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WHY IS VOL STILL DUMPING

>> No.52469349

Large sell orders being logged on the dark pool, the big boys are selling and dumping unto Retail.

>> No.52469355

>>52469259
Assuming he is on a normal diet which includes meat, cheese, sauerkraut, and eggs, there really is no need to supplement anything.

>> No.52469357

>>52469309
Real estate is the most resilient asset. I never told you to short real estate. It will come down eventually when the panic selling starts in 2023 when faggots can't afford their million dollar mortgages at 10% interest (oh yeah and you are laid off effective immediately)

>> No.52469378

>>52469355
>sauerkraut
Oh shit I should get a (((Rubin))).

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>>52468862
I'm a degenerate gambling addict who (once again) fucked up by thinking I know more than the market

>> No.52469398

>>52469307
kek why would own this trash when it's way above the covid lows? the p/e is at 17 which is high for a growth stock.
i'm starting to see how much you people value risk management
i mean i always knew you were a bunch of dumbfucks but now i see it for real

>> No.52469402

just want to say fuck the jannies for banning me for 7 days

>> No.52469403
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>>52469349
Where to find this data

>> No.52469409

>>52469357
alright thanks anon, i'll be back in start of Jan

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>>52469271
I don't have any of those, just the pussy shots your mother sends me every day but I don't save those and wouldn't post them anyway because I don't want to turn this into a gore thread.

>> No.52469421

spy getting beat down at vwap

>> No.52469422
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I HAVE PHASE LOCKED THE ENTIRE MARKET

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>> No.52469430

you didn't let the jews shake you out of NVDA, right anon?

>> No.52469440

>>52469348
Vix is literally a Jewish scam like most things

>> No.52469443

Oil niggers why are we dumping again?

>> No.52469447

yields and dollar will bottom soon, should send the VIX ripping. Still time to load your shorts

>> No.52469450

>>52469403
kek 5sf had some gold clips

>> No.52469456

bout to jump in tsla calls

>> No.52469472

>>52469447
already loaded up
send it

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>>52469427
You CIP system is fake and gay like this maket.

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>>52469430
I'm holding this shit until earnings today
the jews will never get this bag with this fake & gay dump

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>>52469378
Have a beniz bro. Sauerkraut is delicious and cheap

>> No.52469493

>>52469357
real estate is only going to get more scarce as climate change raises sea levels and creates shortages.

>> No.52469503
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Still Got 8 more to finish up. I finished 90% of these skids weeks ago but they’ve been sitting idle waiting on pumps. Now it’s just mounting pumps and wiring them to the junction boxes. I built and shipped 3 other smaller jobs while I waited for the pumps to arrive.

>> No.52469508

>>52469357
>>52469493
So we first buy the oil and accelerate the climate change, then we buy the real estate to profit on the shortages created by the climate change that we created.

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Hi frens, I'd like a few stock recommendations based on my preferences.
Right now I mostly trade CMCSA and AMD and I'd like if anyone could share stocks that have similar traits.

-Very active price movement all day
-Less than $100 per share. ideally ~$20-$80 per share
-Strong brand
-Quickly stabilizes from lows
-Decent debt to equity ratio

>> No.52469521

>>52469493
I remember when I was ten and they told me the Maldives would be underwater within a few years, I’m 35 now and it’s still there

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Waiting patiently

>> No.52469530

>>52469479
Are you gonna act surprised when it gaps down 20% on a miss in 0.01 seconds aftermarket?

It's up 50% in a month for no reason at all and you euphoric retards are gambling your lunch money on it pumping because? Line go up?

>> No.52469532

>>52469440
Vix is yes, but /VX is a good indicator of market direction

>> No.52469533

Set a limit buy for DIS at $92.50/share
Am I a retard
I have no share rn; so DCA is zero

>> No.52469555

>>52469521
and I remember when hank johnson said guam would tip over if we put more troops on it.

>> No.52469565

can TSLA get back to $190 lol

>> No.52469580

>>52469565
Two weeks

>> No.52469582

Chart ain't looking too good bros

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weak pathetic bulls will not see 400 again until march

>> No.52469605

Sold my GUSH with a cost average of $112.
So now you can pump (no pun intended).

>> No.52469608

>>52469118
Sold something that made 250% for something that lost 35%. Been blackpill posti by for months

>> No.52469613

>>52468824
Is this from one of them NTR animes?

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>>52469613
Nah,it's just a janitor

>> No.52469651

I am going all in on NVDA puts. This will be my final trade.

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I sold yesterday.

>> No.52469670

NVDA earnings miss = Market dumps

NVDA earnings beat = Market pumps

>> No.52469672

>>52469530
It's down 50% this year. Also Buffet bought semi stocks. Nevermind the high p/e and no more scalping in gfx cards, this is clown world and its gonna pump even if it misses because of forward guidance

>> No.52469676

>>52469651
>This will be my final trade.
Ominous

>> No.52469680

>>52469644
how much did that meal cost, roach anon?

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>>52469667
I sold my OIL early last week, then went short when people here wouldn't shut the fuck up about it.

>> No.52469710

im not having a good day, my daughter is very sick at the doctor. i hope everyone else has a good day

>> No.52469712

>>52469118
My 396 spy puts that end today are hovering on the edge of printing. Its got me nervous.

>> No.52469722

>>52469670
Bad news is goods. If they miss, the market will pump. Don't forgot the fundamentals.

>> No.52469725

>>52469710
The doctor is vaxxing her as we speak.

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>>52469680
About 26 bucks plus tip

>> No.52469730

>>52469443
Everyone is taking COP27 to heart and giving up on fossil fuels.

>> No.52469738

>>52469533

Disney needs the new shitty Indiana Jones to fail so they can fire Kathleen Kennedy which means the stock will tank from here and there's no telling where this is going.
Blackrock might punish Disney for letting go of their diversity commissar.

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>>52469710
sorry to hear that anon. hope it will all be well.

>> No.52469746

>>52469515
just filter for high beta stocks, the higher the more volatile
my default picks for big swings are always: SQ, COIN, AMD, TSLA, NVDA
first two are tied to crypto shit so don't hold for too long.. 5-10% daily swings are normal but they are not "decent debt & equity" which I don't care for short term trades, some are not "less $100/share" though

>> No.52469749

>>52469725
:o its funny u say that, we vaxxed with flu earlier this month, but my wife kept the forms and checkmarked some other things so i figured she was giving her the hpv one

>> No.52469751

what causes these crab days?

>> No.52469753

>dollar dumping
>stocks also dumping
kill me now

>> No.52469765

>>52469710
May God, YHWH, Allah, and Asclepius bless her with a swift recovery.

>> No.52469766

>>52469651
I have a ton of soxl puts I don't see the point of gambling Nvidia specifically

>>52469672
Buffer bought tsm as a chink trade not a semi trade. He also bought in q3 of the peak of China/Taiwan fear and market lows of the year.

You are gambling on a vidya game company during a recession after the crypto holocaust. You are gonna get fucked so hard zoomie

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52469771

I see zero good trades on AMZN AAPL TSLA NVDA AMD SPY QQQ

>> No.52469781

>Trudeau getting lectured by Xi
>Polish attack was actually by Ukraine
>White House asking for billions more for "COVID"
It's beginning to feel a lot like Shitmas

>> No.52469786

>>52469751
Schwab forecasted a crab week due to an equal mix of bullish and bearish factors, if you want to read a bunch of shit: https://www.schwab.com/learn/story/weekly-traders-outlook

>> No.52469800
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>>52469751
VIX Options expiration today. Ultimate small hat scalping

>> No.52469805

>>52469118
Getting sick and tired of my account constantly going up and down 3-7% every fucking day.

>> No.52469803

>>52469781
>turdeau getting lectured by XI
What did he do this time?

>> No.52469813

>>52469726
>2 for 4 monster

Now it's 1 for 3.75 or they have those new small Jewish sized cans that have like 50% less in them for the same price

>> No.52469815

>>52469803
chinksect was complaining about the media in canada calling out the chinksect

>> No.52469830

>>52469530
>Are you gonna act surprised when it gaps down 20% on a miss in 0.01 seconds aftermarket?
no but the same goes for the other direction if they beat and/or have good forward guidance. datacenters will surprise to the upside, probably.

>> No.52469834

>>52468862
>market is up a retarded amount in a bear market for no reason other than jews need a narrative
>it's still fucked
>SPY hits the top of the channel
>double tops
>might even triple top

>> No.52469845

>>52469766
AMD whiffed bad in Q3 then went on a complete tear and up 40% from that point. The market hears what it wants to hear anon

>> No.52469848

>>52469746
This portfolio has another 80% to fall. More when tsla gets delisted

>> No.52469849

>>52469813
gotta stock up when they go on sale or buy a big pack of them

>> No.52469850
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>>52469813
Yeh,its an old pic
Fortunately my teeth doesnt like soda,so i had to stop sipping,coffe doesnt seem to fuck my teeth as much though.Bullish overall

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52469854

CFD anon that doubled down on 20x NASD-ACK! shorts yesterday or on monday, how does it feel hmbeing able to breath again?

>> No.52469865
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Jesus, guys. Goodfellow & Co clothes aren't THAT good.
>The thievery will soon reach Costco
Pas bon.

>> No.52469876

>>52469074
Trade this *unzips dick*

>> No.52469885
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>>52469753
the dollar will be green after lunch

>> No.52469887

>>52468947
>~omg Russia bombed Poland~
>market dumps
i collected $40 from a 0 DTE short put and bought it back for $500 yesterday. has to be a new record loss for me on a % basis. especially when you know it would have expired worthless had i not bought to close

>> No.52469892

>>52469865
Doesnt make sense. All the minorities in my area shop at Walmart for everything. How could a $400M shrinkage be real

>> No.52469896

>>52469865
They have a store in downtown seattle that for whatever reason sells hard liquor and is constantly surrounded by homeless drug addicts

>> No.52469905
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52469905

The last time inflation was this bad, the first DXY runup ended at 115 in early 1980s. That is exactly where we crashed off it in 2022.

It then bottomed around 103 a few months later. Watch for it.

>> No.52469906

>>52469865
Seems like nigs are using some form of language to organize bigger thefts

>> No.52469907
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>>52469865
Nothing can stop the Orc Chads.

>> No.52469912

>>52469845
Everything ripped 50% the last month for no fucking reason. It was just a bear market rally that is out of gas dude

>> No.52469918

Buddy, look at yield curve computer.

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>>52469905
>>52469885

>> No.52469924
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>>52469887
>collected 40 and bought it back for 500
What were you thinking before doing that?

>> No.52469926

>>52469865
BLACK
LIVES
MATTER
:)

>> No.52469937

>>52469892
>All the minorities in my area shop at Walmart for everything

All the minorities in my area shoplift at Walmart for everything

FTFY.. see why earnings were the way they were?

>> No.52469941

>>52469865
Their ceo literally said it was okay for black people to loot targets during the BLM peaceful inferno death mobs and now they are shocked people steal from them..

Peak fucking clown world

>> No.52469942

>>52469515
I've posted about CROX before, seems like it'll finally cross $100 today. they have an inflated debt to equity ratio at the moment because they recently bought out HeyDude using a lot of debt, but they print so much money that it shouldn't matter long term.

>> No.52469948

>>52469865
>The thievery will soon reach Costco
Doubt that, its membership only and they check your cart. Trusting nogs was never a good idea.

>> No.52469951

>>52469892
Target is notorious for fucking up. Five years ago, it was all credit card breaches. Now after Saint Floyd, people are openly stealing from the lower-middle class Walmart.

>> No.52469960

>>52469948
membership stores treat customers like criminals

>> No.52469962

Woah what the fuck, when did the CBOE start doing literally daily SPY options?

>> No.52469964

>>52469951
Don't forget their embarrassing foray into Canada that barely lasted a year.

>> No.52469966

>>52469924
I sold the 10 delta naked short strangle thinking we would rangebound crab and i could scalp a quick $20-$40 on both a short call and a short put. and then within minutes the short put was -1200% and ITM by $2 and i had to just eat my loss. then the CNPC talking head says "it appears to have moved the markets" like WTF

>> No.52469980

>>52469960
It's unironically worth it in the case of Costco.

>> No.52469982

>>52469966
>selling 0DTE naked short options in this market
this is the only way to blow up your account faster than being long calls ngl

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>>52469966
>-1200%
i think you have a gambling problem,buddy

>> No.52469984

>>52469942
>CROX
Still can't believe this shoe store used to be worth $180/Share from the COVID low of $10/share

>> No.52469998

>>52469924
and if you look at yesterday's chart i wasnt even wrong, it did crab, just violently from 1-2pm.

>> No.52470001

>>52469962
Demand. Nobody is going long in this shit market with curves inverted and the bear rallies have been blinding and fast. SPY 0dte volume has increased a ton.

>> No.52470006

>>52469960
Maybe they deserve it

>> No.52470013

>>52469980
i don't have one near me but i have a sams membership sams plus membership is legit. i can ship things like detergent, deodorant, soap, shampoo, razor blades, etc, without having to fight the crowd.

>> No.52470014

>>52469962
Great way for Big Money to make people lose money faster. Must mean we're getting closer to the bottom

>> No.52470016

Is there a Costco Pepe yet

>> No.52470023
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>>52469905
Yes and for that to hapoen, the fed had a tight monetary policy. And as we know, jerome is faggot so he wont do it. The US's economy is Fake and Gay compared to what it was in the 70s and 80s so it would not be able to take a tight policy if the fed got balls and did it. JPOW really should do a total reset, hike rates, set bank requirements to 20%, delete 4,000,000 million $ of M2 today and NOT bail out the gov and banks. Also return to gold standard

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>>52470016
Isn't Costco the logistics arm of the PLA?

>> No.52470049

>>52469984
why is that hard to believe? their margins are top class and they're projected to grow like crazy too. sell off has been because the HeyDude buyout near the top of the market and nothing more.

>> No.52470050

>>52470016
[want intensifies]

>> No.52470055

>>52469912
I hope you're right anon, I'm sick of the honking and wanna buy the dips

>> No.52470062

>>52469983
life's a gamble

>> No.52470071

>>52469984
BBW (build a bear) went from $1 to $22 lol

>> No.52470077

>>52469983
wtf is this from? she's clearly uncomfortable kissing the neckbeard

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>>52469074
Yes, I bought some bond ETFs. Noticed two accounts had built up dividend cash, so I converted it into stonks.

>> No.52470082

>>52469962
Oh shit! It's about time.

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>>52470071
>BBW
Go on...

>> No.52470091

>>52470049
>why is that hard to believe?
They sell shoes. Aint no NKE

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>>52470091
Meme shoes*

>> No.52470116

>>52469074
Nope. Waiting for pumps.

>> No.52470126

>>52470108
who would win?

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>>52470071
>Torrid didn't pick BBW
Pathetic.

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>>52470023

>> No.52470159

>>52470108
Reminder physiognomy is real.

>> No.52470168

>>52470091
it's the simple shit that works out from my experience. they sell shoes that they make for pennies for $50 that a lot of people like.

you're also comparing a $165B company to a $6B one.

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I'm going to go back to swinging 3x ETFs. I cant handle the option swings.

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>>52470071
>>52470071
>BBW (build a bear) went from $1 to $22 lol
>BBW
Did the person who picked their ticker know what they were doing?

>> No.52470188

>>52469962
>>52470082
Literally this week: https://cdn.cboe.com/resources/product_update/2022/Update-Cboe-Options-to-List-SPY-and-QQQ-Tuesday-and-Thursday-Expiring-Weekly-Options.pdf

Happy gambling.

>> No.52470192

damn spy 395 puts for exp tomorrow look cheap as shit. -2% today or tomorrow for a 2.5x?

i'll just count it as sports betting money

>> No.52470197

WTF
WHAT WAS THAT?!

BEARS ON SUICIDE WATCH

>> No.52470198
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>>52470174
> I'm going to go back to swinging 3x ETFs. I cant handle the option swings.
Try swinging Options on SOXL the most volatile 3x

>> No.52470201

>>52470126
look, Sam did it in the Bahamas and donated to the president's campaign. He's not going to jail.

>> No.52470205

>>52470033
You're thinking of COSCO: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/COSCO

However both specialize in bulk discounts and discriminating against the black man.

>> No.52470214
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52470214

I saw a "ILUVBBW" license plate at the grocery store on Monday.
Thought of you guys and the Architect.

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>>52470197

>> No.52470220

>>52470188
was wondering why there was a Tues expiration, that's why my naked put went -1200% yesterday. The jewish gangsters at the CBOE used their volatility algo and priced me in

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>>52470198
>tfw no big boobie italian to make me lasagna

>> No.52470226

>>52470201

Epstein did it in the Bahamas and donated to the presidents campaign.

He is now dead.

>> No.52470238

>>52470205
Membership fees are racist

>> No.52470239

>>52470198
I'm still a bit shell shocked about the muffins; so this photo concerns me a bit.

>> No.52470240

>>52470198
more of this qt

>> No.52470244

VVIX. Look at. The VVIX. Look what happened to it in the last month.


The hedges were taken off. The hedges are off.


Volga. Vomma. Convexity of Vega. The fact that VVIX dropped off a cliff below 100. Scares. Me.

VVIX. Low. Forest. Quiet.

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>>52470238
And here's why that's a good thing.

>> No.52470264

>>52470238
*be racist

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>>52470244

>> No.52470279
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52470279

DENN bros, wagmi

>> No.52470280

>>52470244
I don't get it please elaborate

>> No.52470282

>>52470245
it don't matter. they flood my local sams every month on the third. fat obese boons with 10 chirens buying nothing but junk food and sodas in bulk

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>>52470198
Energy is more volatile. Their leveraged etfs are 2x because 3x natural gas would liquidate itself all the time

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>>52470244
>checked
Forest tigers anon? Is that you? Im listening...it is...quiet.

>> No.52470306

>>52470282
And how about your local Costco? I bet that's far less..."urban".

>> No.52470311

I bought NVDA puts am I gmi?

>> No.52470313

>>52470306
we only got sams. closest costco is an hour away.

>> No.52470320

>>52470280
Okay . I’ll explain.

Imagine you are in a forest. And the forest is usually loud. Even at night.

But you notice the forest gets quieter and quieter. Pindrop silence after a few nights.

The air is still. The forest is quiet.


Convexity of vega due to under hedging.

Got it?

>> No.52470323

>>52470226
well that's because he killed himself

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>>52470279
I can't tell if I prefer DENN over IHOP. Whichever has the least amount of shitskins, I guess. Or just go to an actual local breakfast diner.

>> No.52470328
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52470328

SPYD LOW OF DAY

WHERE ARE YOU MY DIVVY SHITTERS

>> No.52470333

>>52470244
can you please translate for a retard or provide some links to learn so i can be less stupid

>> No.52470334

>>52470311
they expect one of us in the wreckage brother

>> No.52470344

>>52470311
>I bought NVDA puts am I gmi?
Its +50% since the low. LRCX and ASML are +65% since the low too. I wouldn't be surprised if they dumped it AH like they did with AMD

>> No.52470355

>>52470299
I would encourage everyone to look at VVIX. And look how low it has gotten.

We’ve seen this happen before.
VVIX drops. The air is still. It feels like a low pressure system is coming.

>> No.52470364

>>52470327
Gross. Look at that hooker. She's so fucking high on her position in life now.

>> No.52470376

I have $29k ($52.68/share) cost basis in SQQQ. lol. I'm not selling. Sorry! I'm just not selling, sorry. I'll be in the green here in a month or two.

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>>52470244
Check'd
My headcannon is that you're Burry schizoposting for fun

>> No.52470384

any MMTLP schizos around?
just went down that rabbit hole
I'm probably a month to late to jump on the wagon now expecting another 5x or more

>> No.52470386

>>52470333
Niggas be trippin selling their hedges so soon
Niggas deadass sold they puts and other hedged to buy beta n ShitCos lmao fr

U feel ? Das not good whyteboi bcuz if the niggas in da market is under hedged then the market takes a shit way faster u feel me?

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>>52470364
You're talking about the Orc Queen Mrs. Fetterman herself, anon.

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>>52470376
>Holding LETF
Anon...

>> No.52470398

If AAPL isn't gonna rally neither is the market.

>> No.52470404

>>52470388
Yeah, well bitch is gonna get too big for her britches and WAAGHH his ass into scandal. I guarantee it.

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>>52470398
AAPL still needs to dumpster for the market to bottom

>> No.52470406

>>52470388
I'm glad someone is helping him. He's got hundreds of thousands of years worth of human history to catch up on after being thawed out.

>> No.52470408

>>52470390
$wag

>> No.52470409

>>52470390
You’re on /smg/ it’s actually the ingrained culture of this shithole to trade 3x LETF’s like a retard

>> No.52470415

>>52470386
Deadass I feel u b on god

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>>52470355
>digits checked again
So, the last time VVIX was this low was in Feb of 2019. Then the market ripped up.

I think this is what I am supposed to hear.

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>>52470320
So what you're saying is S-O-X-L is a buy here?

>> No.52470420

>>52470390
Depends on the LETF. Only midwits fall for the "omg you can't hold them overnight!" memes.

>> No.52470424

>>52470409
>trading leveraged etfs
hell no senpai, we buy them at the top and hold

>> No.52470430

>>52470376
Buy more and avg down. I bought today at 45 and plan on selling around 55-60

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>>52470406
lmao

>> No.52470440

>>52470406
Wheeze the juice bro.

>> No.52470448

>>52470344
LRCX is a ticker I want to DCA into when it's back to low 300s. Sell the shovel during the gold rush, etc.

>> No.52470450

>>52470416
Yeah lol the environment of Feb 2019 is totally the same as right now

NAh man just consider how bad it is that the market is pretty damn underhedged in a bear market

Volatility premia have EVAPORATED in the last couple weeks. Put selloooooooors have sucked it all dry too and now hedge funds go into Q4 with nicer sharpe ratios

>> No.52470459

>>52470419
>imagine thinking ny and ca are cool

>> No.52470461

>>52470355
I was using the RSI on the VIX and just this past week you can see daily tf VIX hadnt been that low since dec 2004 and 4 hour tf that low in months. volatility should come back and being so close to the market highs with all kinds of head winds I think the market will tank soon and VIX will explode

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>>52470405
AAPL is the final boss for the US Stock Market. Something is gonna happen soon. TSLA and AMZN already dumped hard

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52470474

UNAPOLOGIZE

>> No.52470481

>>52470409
>like a retard

LETFs are the only reason my brokerage is green this year you fucking idiot. Post portfolio.

>> No.52470483

>>52470466
AAPL returning to 2020 levels alone will dumpster the nasdump by like 6%

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>>52470474

>> No.52470486

>>52470461
Do u ever masturbate and suddenly start thinking about how low VIX is and u lose ur boner cuz u cannot think about the porn ur watching and u can only think about vomma / Volga shock.

>> No.52470487

I'm confused, why isn't the market going up? I thought we went to the moon today, shouldn't we be going up?

>> No.52470494

>>52470474
I am no longer sorry

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>>52470474
>IZRL
>Ark Israel Innovative Technology ETF

>> No.52470500

New

>>52470488
>>52470488

>> No.52470506

>>52470419
is this the roster for: The Civil War 2: electric boogalo?

>> No.52470512

>>52470466
That's how I know there is plenty of room to fall. Look at aapls 5 year graph. We are still way above pre covid highs and rocketing into a full blown depression

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>>52470497
That and ARKX's holdings might be the funniest things Cathie Madoff has produced.

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>>52470450
Very interesting

>> No.52470578 [DELETED] 

flashbacks to my dad at the farmers market haggling for veggies every weekend. The seller knows he will only go down to $1. Dad knows he will only go down to $1. Yet he still haggles every weekend for 20 mins over 50 cents.

>> No.52470623

>>52469865
Black people don’t shop at Costco because it requires a membership. Also the membership is a huge share of revenue for Costco. Honestly the best retailer atm

>> No.52470668

>>52470238
I’m sure some organization will crop up to get membership fees paid on behalf of the perennial underclass. Guess it counts as GDP.