/biz/ - Business & Finance

[Anonymous No.52467755]

How do I get a gf, financially speaking?

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>>52467755
you dont.

[Anonymous No.52467795]

>>52467767
Hey there xe/xer/dumbahhh
>>52467755
Just talk to women and ask them out, eventually one will say yes

[Anonymous No.52467810]

>>52467755
> keep yourself in good shape
> do some personal grooming
> wear fitting clothes
> have a personality
> don't be a creep
this pretty much excludes 90% of /biz

[Anonymous No.52467815]

>>52467755
Just be rich bro, like 10 billion dollars rich

[Anonymous No.52467888]

>>52467810
>he doesn't know how women actually define creep
it's over

[Anonymous No.52467919]

>>52467810
hi women, how far does that pussy squirt?

[Anonymous No.52467966]

>>52467755
Just be attractive and women will usually orbit around you very subtly though you still need to initiate

[Anonymous No.52468057]

>>52467755
Just be handsome bro

[Anonymous No.52468060]

30 khv
how do i turn this around bros

[Anonymous No.52468081]

>>52467755
Just be the centre of a large group of friends and never do anything like start speaking at the same time as someone else and stop or ask what the plans are.

[Anonymous No.52468124]

>>52467755
Hotline Miami vibes from whoever drew these.

[Anonymous No.52468179]

Women crave cock, i never understood how is it difficult to get inside one for people

Just dont act like a bitch and they will naturally gravitate towards you

[Anonymous No.52468336]

>>52468179
but i have low smv
not even low iq sub-carolines like me

[Anonymous No.52468367]

>>52468179
Most people are ugly dude have some empathy

[Anonymous No.52468379]

Just be yourself bro!

[Anonymous No.52468485]

>>52467755
Financially speaking, you can throw 3-4 hundred bucks down a well every month

[Anonymous No.52468496]

>>52468379
What did he do to his left knee?

[Anonymous No.52468519]

>>52467755
You don't, it's a waste of money

[Anonymous No.52468521]

>>52468379
he's literally me

[Anonymous No.52469768]

>>52468496
Rug burn

[Anonymous No.52469872]

>>52467755
>Recently moved down to Cyprus
>Got bored
>Bought a house from Kensignton and I paid with crypto
>Throw a house party with the cashback I got on a payment
>She came along with her friends
>I approached her
>Used lines I learned from movies and Boom

[Anonymous No.52470886]

>>52467755
It is best you don't

[Anonymous No.52471023]

>>52469872
Cashback on Crypto payment is a lifesaver, might not be much but it is better than suffering high fees from the likes of PayPal

[Anonymous No.52471168]

>>52469872
What’s your story? Make it with crypto? Is Cyprus poor so a little money goes a long way?

I know they were a UK possession for awhile too so they probably speak English fairly well too. I’m curious anon

[Anonymous No.52471308]

>>52468379
> you literally only have one existence and it will never be being a young brad pitt in 90s LA

[Anonymous No.52473372]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NwPJo4ysXI

[Anonymous No.52474326]

>>52469872
how do you get hot girls to come to your house party

[Anonymous No.52474836]

1K into ginu, after it moons you can afford a gigolo to pick up your crush.

[Anonymous No.52474967]

>>52474326
Rape them then tell them you'll apologize at your house but invite them all at once so it's a party

[Anonymous No.52474980]

>>52468060

you're me

I keep hoping that once I make it I'll be able to get a young QT

but I'm quickly realizing that even if I get a networth of $10mil+, I'll have to settle for a roastie in her late 20s who's been ran thru and only with me for the money

[Anonymous No.52475008]

>>52469872

how did you find people to invite?
I"m also too awkward to even know how to throw a house party

[Anonymous No.52475206]

>>52471168
Cypriots are retarded faggots
>t. Greek

[Anonymous No.52475226]

>>52468496
Forgot kneepads

[Anonymous No.52476484]

>>52474980
just go to church or on dating sites and pretend ur a virgin bc ur saving urself for marriage. i got a qt homeschooled virgin gf by doing that