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[Anonymous No.52463100]

ausbros... I dont feel so good..

[Anonymous No.52463131]

>>52463100
I do uber eats, high volume means I get more meals to take a nugget or few chips from. My grocery bill is like, 80 bucks a month

>Believe me, I tamper with every single meal I deliver

[Anonymous No.52463146]

>>52463131
>Not just stealing other deliveries from restaurants pretending they're yours and eating them round the corner

ngmi

[Anonymous No.52463183]

>>52463146
I like my job. I get to zip through traffic on my Piaggio to bring $60 hot chips to wagies. If a few don't make it, they won't notice. It's just so fun

[Anonymous No.52463225]

All these delivery apps look exactly the same from a customer's perspective, are they really all that different to the contractors doing the delivery?

[Anonymous No.52463246]

>>52463183
fucking kek

[Anonymous No.52463266]

who cares. there are hundreds more food delivery services. these fuckers clog up the road so much and never follows road rules. one day I will run them all down while they're riding their fag scooter and electric bike

[Anonymous No.52463341]

>>52463266
we often do more than 1

[Anonymous No.52463372]

>>52463225
>All these delivery apps look exactly the same from a customer's perspective
UberEats was forced to admit that they are selling customer data, so now they are going all out and tracking everything they can about people who use their app.

[Anonymous No.52463400]

>>52463131
>>52463183
based.
Heard one guy who lived above the restaurant and still would order uber eats so he didn't have to go down the stairs kek

[Anonymous No.52463460]

I'll never forget the uber eats australian open free big mac promo. All you had to do was pay delivery, but you could just remove the big mac and get something cheaper. If you replaced the big mac with a hot fudge sundae they delivered it to your door for free

Its no wonder these shit apps are shutting down, they must be bleeding money

[Anonymous No.52463512]

>>52463225
Some of them work as soon as you tap start, others you select scheduled shifts. There are vast differences in the usage rate based on areas / deals etc. E.g. I tried doing uber deliveries and was getting about 1 every hour and half from the local (very busy) McDonald's. But the deliveroo guys were coming and going constantly. It's because amazon has something like free delivery if you order over 25£ worth of food at McDonald's and I think they're running that with deliveroo.

It's not really all too economically viable. I made about 4.50£ on average at the busiest times.

Just Eats support desk is 100% jeet/musgrimbolo. They were supposed to be sending me a bag over a month ago. Paid for it. Never turned up. They keep saying they have no record of an account despite seeing screenshot of it. Then they confirmed it was being sent out. Now I still don't have it. Escalated to will report to bank. Now they're supposed to be refunding it stating it hasn't been sent.

You'd be better picking your own food up. There is a significant delay on the for delivery order preparation because they use it as kind of infill work between dealing with customers.

[Anonymous No.52463569]

>>52463341
SERGEEEEEEYYY

[Anonymous No.52463610]

test

[Anonymous No.52463625]

>>52463341
One of these jeets dies every week delivering sandwiches to white men. This is collateral

[Anonymous No.52463639]

>>52463100
ausbros I just thought of the next best delivery service. It'll be like delivroo but for Covid-19 boosters at your door. Aussies are gonna love it! I'm gonna be so fucking rich after this goes off!

[Anonymous No.52463828]

>>52463639
>reeeeee two more weeks

[Anonymous No.52463966]

>>52463569
kek

[Anonymous No.52463970]

>>52463183
>>52463131
>>52463341

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnUERI352WY

australian video related

[Anonymous No.52464012]

>>52463970
that video claps bruv. gonna cop that maccies delivery bruv eat tha shit on god. Bruv I wish I could be a youtube star like that and get mad bussin views

[Anonymous No.52464027]

>>52463970
that asian girl in the last skit is so sexy
maccas asian chicks are always hot for some reason

[Anonymous No.52464057]

>>52463131
I rarely use this kind of apps but when I do I make sure to never tip or order meals with nuggets or fries by fear of a nigger eating them.

[Anonymous No.52464078]

>>52463100
australia is like that
Companies struggle to make money here becasue everything is rigged to fuck

[Anonymous No.52464116]

>>52464057
Sometimes I lift the burger bun or bread, and take a bite of the inside too. Bit of a tuck and I can hide the evidence so easily.
Usually it's arancini, a wing, single stuff that you'd blame the restaurant for forgetting. I even pinch the sauces my fridge is full of them kek

[Anonymous No.52464127]

>>52463131
Thats why I’ve stopped using these apps, dirty motherfuckers delivering my food, don’t trust any of them. The price of then is also a turn off now woth their service fees and shit

[Anonymous No.52464222]

I used to live in an inner-city area where a lot of the delivery jeets rode regular bicycles. On super hot days I would order bubble tea from a shop a pretty decent distance away because I enjoyed the idea of them suffering in the heat but not being able to take a drink. There was nothing quite like it when they would turn up with the bag sometimes even just dangling from their handlebars, sweating away and knowing that I'm about to have some delicious refreshing fruit tea.
And before you ask, they can't drink any because it comes sealed with plastic from the shop.

[Anonymous No.52464268]

>>52464222
i drank, refilled and repackaged it

[Anonymous No.52465072]

>>52463828
Sorry you're an anti-Vaxx chudcel and don't want boosters but you don't have to use the service since we sadly can't inject you for the betterment of society without your "permission". Hurry up and die from covid already

[Anonymous No.52465095]

>>52463100
>Be grocery delivery slave on bike
>fall of the bike in my second month
>break kneecap
>been in bed for 2 months now, still get the full pay since employer work accident regulations work

knee will be fucked for another month or two but not having to work and still getting money is good

[Anonymous No.52465112]

>>52464127
The food is cold, it takes 20 minutes longer than expected, there is always problems with them finding your house, have to walk down the fucking street to find them, orders are always fucking wrong, and yeah the shit is way too expensive.
I'd rather go without eating than have to get ubereats.
Although back in 2019 ubereats was based for the simple fact you could just claim constant refunds and they;d pay back into your back account no questions asked. Ate free for a few months lmfao.

[Anonymous No.52465464]

good fuck pajeets
and fuck lazy roasties who cant be fucked to even COLLECT THEIR
OWN FAST FOOD

[Anonymous No.52465486]

>>52464078
food delivery doesnt make money. its literally unprofitable and runs on burning vc cash

[Anonymous No.52466267]

>>52465486
>runs on burning vc cash
I know they're not profitable but
How do investors get their money back?

Also feels good buying small orders of food (5-10$) to generate consumer trudt then always creating fake tickets for refunds when buying 25-40$ worth of food and getting away with it.. basically eating for free.
Also never tip

[Anonymous No.52466275]

>>52466267
Consumer trust*
I h8 phonefagging