/smg/ - STOCK MARKET GENERAL

[Anonymous No.52461839]

We like to have fun here Edition

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>>52459646

[Anonymous No.52461869]

[Anonymous No.52461880]

>Futures

[Anonymous No.52461893]

fuck crypto
>/ES futures

[Anonymous No.52461907]

I was given $20k in RSU’s a year ago. They’re worth $15k today

[Anonymous No.52461911]

So were going to dump for the next 3 weeks down to SPY 360, then on December 16th were going rally so hard its going to melt your face off followed by a gradual decline throughout spring of 2023.

[Anonymous No.52461917]

I just finished watching Rambo first blood part 2 and this scene is so high test I almost started throwing shit around my apartment because I was so pumped. America has lost it's way, and forgot how to build real men.

https://youtu.be/8KnBrlBRYo4

[Anonymous No.52461919]

I can't stop burping for some reason. Long 2x natgas.

[Anonymous No.52461940]

>>52461907
Should have done a better job maybe your company wouldn't have tanked

[Anonymous No.52461955]

>>52461940
I work in a cost center

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52461963]

Ahem..
Fuck FTSE
Fuck GBPUSD

[Anonymous No.52461982]

>>52461963
>TMF
you need more bond exposure

[Anonymous No.52461992]

Speaking of RSU
I know a guy who has $1 million USD in his stock compensation over 10-20 years. It was down to $200,000 in the pandemic and he still hasnt sold because "muh taxes". I am afraid he will lose it all. He's a based retard for not panicking though, ill give him that.

[Anonymous No.52462018]

>>52461907
Better than me. My private equity options are still worthless because we aren't public yet and our valuation is dumping towards my strikes.

[Anonymous No.52462023]

>>52461917
After I saw that in 1985 at age 11 I went out and bought a hollow handle survival knife with a wire saw in it and cut down trees. It just unleashed everything I'd already built up from Red Dawn the year before.

[Anonymous No.52462038]

>>52461982
Bonds ghetto rally will end. 10yr is trying to price in a fed pivot in the next year. Inflation is still not back to normal. It remains elevated during the fastest fed tightening in history.

[Anonymous No.52462046]

Haha, you're wasting yar cash on the shit and then cry on 4ch on every topic. Be smarter, kids, check Bspin

> Strong casino with a Bitcoin as the playing currency
> Coming giveaway with $15K Prize Pool
> Transparency and Provably Fair

[Anonymous No.52462048]

>>52462018
you can still find buyers in the private equity market, it would just take effort and contacts

[Anonymous No.52462054]

Not promising so far

[Anonymous No.52462060]

>>52462023
kek i'm going to watch the third movie tomorrow. It's been ages since I watched them. Something about rambo firing a giant machine gun in the air and screaming brings out the primal instinct in me.

[Anonymous No.52462062]

THE ONLY GIRL I'VE EVER LOOOOOOOOOOOVED
WAS BORN WITH ROSES IN HER EYEEEEEEEES
BUT THEN THEY BURIED HER ALIVE
ONE EVENING 1945
WITH JUST HER SISTER AT HER SIDE
AND ONLY WEEKS BEFORE THE GUNS
ALL CAME AND RAINED ON EVERYONE
NOW SHE'S A LITTLE BOY IN SPAIN
PLAYING PIANOS FILLED WITH FLAMES
ON EMPTY RINGS AROUND THE SUN
ALL SING TO SAY MY DREAM HAS COOOOOOOOOOOME

[Anonymous No.52462067]

>>52462038
Hush anon, you'll trigger the bulls

[Anonymous No.52462076]

>>52462062
Semen stains the mountaintops.

[Anonymous No.52462079]

>>52461839
>>52461869
this is the last smg thankfully

[Anonymous No.52462086]

>Marijuana

[Anonymous No.52462093]

>>52462038
yields have peaked, gonna hold soxl gonna hold
>TMF

[Anonymous No.52462097]

How do I short humanity? This is the biggest bubble in history and we are bound to have a pullback soon.

[Anonymous No.52462099]

>>52461839
I have never in my life seen a more disgusting yeild curve

[Anonymous No.52462104]

>>52462086
>can't even hold 4.20

[Anonymous No.52462114]

>>52462086
They need perpetual splitting to keep it stable at $4.20.

[Anonymous No.52462119]

>>52462060
III is the weakest but the 4th and 5th are both pretty great in my book. None, of course, beat the 1st.

BTW, pro tip, the hollow handle "survival" knives are a total meme. The tang that holds the blade to the handle snaps under bitch level pressure. Full tang is the only way to go and keep your fishing kit and matches elsewhere (mine are in my belt buckle).

[Anonymous No.52462120]

>>52462097
This is so false. It doesn’t even consider the younger dryas theory and how a whole civilization of human beings with a different technology got wiped out. Potentially the same amount as the current populationn.

[Anonymous No.52462124]

>>52462076
>>52462062
My female broker dont exist
At the age of 25 she slit her wrists
She didn't know that I'd be crabbing around
So her CEO buried her in the ground
Every commission I see the gains
Of what our life would be on market days

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aqVI_7FtwzA

[Anonymous No.52462125]

>>52462038
that's because of the lagging effect between raising rates and inflation coming down anon
powell said it himself that he's going to consider those effects going forward, and it's no longer about "how fast" to raise rates, but now "how long"

[Anonymous No.52462139]

>>52462097
Long conflict, and those who enable conflict.

[Anonymous No.52462140]

>>52461917
Rocker have you seen this movie called Barbarian? It's a horror movie that takes place in Detroit. It was pretty weird and fucked up. You might like it, it's on HBO Max

[Anonymous No.52462148]

Did you slurp the SI dip at the EOD?

[Anonymous No.52462150]

>>52462140
Based KINO enjoyer. The director and writer is one of the guys from WKUK

[Anonymous No.52462160]

>>52462150
I only watched because RLM did a review, and I had an evening to kill. I never saw WKUK

[Anonymous No.52462176]

You know what they say. Grab the tiger by the balls.

[Anonymous No.52462204]

>>52462176
I thought they said ride the tiger, not fondle his balls?

[Anonymous No.52462241]

What happened to the hidden tigers? Did they eat that guy?

[Anonymous No.52462247]

>>52462140
I've heard great things. I'm definitely going to watch it this weekend.

[Anonymous No.52462291]

i'm short SVIX and HOOD

this is smg market update

[Anonymous No.52462309]

>>52462241
Raped to death by niggers unfortunately. The tigers are still there. Watching. Waiting.

[Anonymous No.52462312]

red day tomorrow

[Anonymous No.52462324]

>>52462125
There is also the delayed impact of bidens spr releases for the midterms. You can go back through previous cpis that have had energy prices suppressed and figure out the inflation offset thats about to come roaring back.

[Anonymous No.52462366]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52462396]

>>52462312
Inshallah

[Anonymous No.52462399]

SPY to 340 ;)

[Anonymous No.52462425]

>>52462399
I would coom

[Anonymous No.52462432]

>>52462312
nope, the bobo FUD missile turned out to be ukranian, no bearish catalysts now

[Anonymous No.52462444]

>>52462425
But... but.. what about NNN?
Once you coom, the pump stops!

[Anonymous No.52462465]

>>52462444
witnessed, but NNN is a jewish plot to slow the reproduction of White people

[Anonymous No.52462470]

>>52462432
Polacks are now sacrificing themselves for ukraine. Brazil might pop off from its election still.

[Anonymous No.52462477]

>>52462465
I was doing that just fine without NNN

[Anonymous No.52462508]

>>52462247
hey rocker, any new stock picks from you or boeing anon?

[Anonymous No.52462518]

Futures just turned green

[Anonymous No.52462526]

>>52462120
The stage is being set for the second Finno-Korean hyper war

[Anonymous No.52462530]

hypothetically how bad of an idea is it to bring it to HR's attention if you got fucked over in a performance review?

[Anonymous No.52462540]

>>52462444
I've already ejaculated 8 times this month. The only "pump" going on is the one extract semen out of my pen0r.

[Anonymous No.52462549]

>>52462530
Have you got a pay adjustment to account for inflation?

[Anonymous No.52462550]

>>52462530
probably won't be good, I would seek a transfer to a different project and manager without consulting your current manager

[Anonymous No.52462559]

>>52462530
How many of the HR department are roasties? Nevermind, don't answer that, it's all of them. Unless you're a Chaz that slays Stacy from accounting while the Chinaman does you work they won't help you. In fact they will likely make it worse.

[Anonymous No.52462564]

>>52462530
waste of time

if you want to hurt your boss line up a new job and quit suddenly right at a point where you're needed most

[Anonymous No.52462586]

>>52462530
Your only chance is if the bad review was retribution for something, like blowing a whistle or not submitting to sexual advances... and if you're going to go down that route, you need evidence and you should probably talk to a lawyer first and realize that you won't be working there much longer, no matter how it turns out. Otherwise, there isn't anything you can do...

[Anonymous No.52462591]

>>52462540
>8 times in 16 days
i've done it like 20 times
it's not like i think nnn is stupid or anything i'd love to stop but i have no self control in this matter

[Anonymous No.52462597]

>futures

Looks like WW3 got cancelled kek

https://youtu.be/jLvDnRU_ajk

[Anonymous No.52462618]

>>52462530
you are dumb, the manager brought in the boss to reduce your bonus so you wouldnt hate your immediate supervisor you work with. it's the good cop bad cop routine

you have to quit if you want a raise. and do what that other guy said and quit at the worst time for them and if they ask why tell them ask whoever fucked you

[Anonymous No.52462623]

When David Hunter landed on the shores of the NYSE and genocided 60000000 bobos he said "Namaste"

[Anonymous No.52462723]

So are the nukes in the air yet? Or, am I actually going to have to wake up tomorrow morning?

[Anonymous No.52462767]

This is the calendar eye use :)
pls rate :)


https://www.dailyfx.com/economic-calendar#next-seven-days

[Anonymous No.52462786]

Anyone use alpaca as a broker? They appear to offer free data at the trade level which seems pretty nuts. I know they use Citadel as a market maker, but as a data provider that seems pretty good.

[Anonymous No.52462814]

A reminder, if you're under 6 feet tall you need to give your money to someone tall enough to reach the keys on the Bloomberg terminal

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=v8UVBgUd9GE&feature=share

[Anonymous No.52462817]

>>52462767
saved thank you /smg/'s cutest poster

[Anonymous No.52462857]

holy shit the POWW calls for june 2023 require the stock to go up 30% just to break even
what a volatile piece of shit

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52462860]

Jeremy Hunt is likely to lift the cap on bankers’ bonuses when he delivers his autumn budget tomorrow, part of a range of measures designed to restore the UK’s economic credibility.

[Anonymous No.52462868]

>>52462817
knowlidg is powre
hoep this helps yu becom pwerful anon :)

[Anonymous No.52462875]

>>52462868
i am growing more pwerful

[Anonymous No.52462925]

>>52461907
Ive dropped $9k on WMT over 5 years and its worth $13k today

[Anonymous No.52462945]

>>52462097
Why would you short humanity? Its so brave and stunning

[Anonymous No.52462950]

I love my wife so much.

https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=FSS3pYIAUYo&feature=share

[Anonymous No.52462956]

>>52462139
god i wish that were me

[Anonymous No.52462966]

>>52462086
Buying TLRY leaps when weed anon told me to was literally the best financial decision I’ve made this year

[Anonymous No.52462985]

>>52462814
my new favorite song

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52462995]

>>52462945
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.52463002]

>>52462097
Why is stopping a virus like spread of human populations considered shorting humanity

[Anonymous No.52463028]

It is almost time. I'm getting ancy

[Anonymous No.52463050]

>>52461839
Are they really fucking gonna go with CBDCs? How bearish will this shit be for the stock markets???

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1592573241130102784

[Anonymous No.52463061]

>>52462945
>ended up on the Coprophile subreddit after googling this
Feels weird that the dude who screencapped this probably had a poop fetish

[Anonymous No.52463088]

>>52463061
If you look into pro circumcism arguments its almost always people with cutting dicks fetishes larping on reddit

[Anonymous No.52463331]

SOXLfags, what correlates to SOXL for people who don't have it in their brokerage? (Trading 212, faggot UK exchange)

[Anonymous No.52463338]

TECL

[Anonymous No.52463346]

if someone gave me 100k now and i put it into the companies on my portfolio

i'd have like double in a few years

i blew my inheritance

[Anonymous No.52463358]

>>52463028
Started loading up on NSA after watching a few episodes of storage wars. Couldn’t believe how long people will store their crap. Then when they finally wise up and stop paying, some retard will blind bid on said crap. Not a bad business.

[Anonymous No.52463369]

Bobros.... our time is finally here

[Anonymous No.52463378]

>>52462309
"..Commiserating"

[Anonymous No.52463387]

>hot UK PPI

[Anonymous No.52463397]

whomst gaf about your dreary little island and its inflation nigel
you bobos are euphoric

[Anonymous No.52463399]

i wonder if all the retard normies who lost their shirts in crypto will just never bring it up again because they're so embarrassed

[Anonymous No.52463405]

>>52463338
not sure if you were saying that at me >>52463331 but even TECL isn't on t212

[Anonymous No.52463412]

>>52463387
no one cares about Bongistanti inflation, except for FTSE putsfaggot, but I have a feeling the FTSE will end up green somehow just to spite him.

[Anonymous No.52463415]

>>52463399
Kinda I tried to tell some of them to try trad markets and they just complain that they can't just press a button for a 10x and actually have to put in effort to pull a move like that so every cryptozoomer is just like wah i quit its too hard now

[Anonymous No.52463416]

>>52463050
kill yourself

[Anonymous No.52463417]

the only macro trend that matters right now is dovespeak from Lael Brainard

[Anonymous No.52463439]

>>52463417
>it matters when dove says dove things

[Anonymous No.52463470]

>>52463439
>jerome drops a dovish press release
>inflation cools
>lael goes on tv to juice the rally some more
s&p 5k eoy

[Anonymous No.52463479]

>>52463470
she was already on tv being dovish tho

[Anonymous No.52463501]

>>52463470
Don't forget the chinks pumping hard two weeks ago because muh reopening

[Anonymous No.52463503]

>>52463412
Yuro inflation matters, it indicates that the narrative of inflation being over is wrong.

[Anonymous No.52463506]

>>52463479
yea, all those other times
the one that matters is the one that just happened this week or last
when jerome wants to send a buy signal to the market he sends lael to talk about the pivot
when he wants you to sell he sends james bullard to talk about paul volcker

[Anonymous No.52463521]

>>52463503
it indicates that the narrative of europe being a developed market is wrong

[Anonymous No.52463566]

>>52463503
American inflation is what matters, Jerome doesn't hike rates because Yuropeans are having bad inflation, inflation in Europe actually makes our dollar stronger which makes our inflation go down, which is mega bullish for American markets.

[Anonymous No.52463654]

The disinfo about the Poland missle came strong and fast. People were really saying it was an Ukraine misfire everywhere but that doesn’t seem to be the case.

[Anonymous No.52463672]

>>52463654
Because it was a Ukrainian fuck up

[Anonymous No.52463685]

>The TFSA contribution limit for 2023 has been officially released. That limit is $6,500, up from $6,000, which was the amount set from 2019 to 2022.
The only thing I love more than gambling is gambling inside of tax sheltered accounts. God bless this dystopian tundra wasteland.

[Anonymous No.52463693]

>>52463566
>he thinks Yuro inflation will go up while US inflation goes down
haha not how it works

[Anonymous No.52463700]

>>52463654
>disinfoing the disinfo
kek. lmao.

[Anonymous No.52463707]

>>52463693
Are you retarded? our currency being stronger than other currencies helps with combating our inflation.

[Anonymous No.52463713]

>>52463654
Post body dyel

[Jealous No.52463724]

did I get RDed whem i went out there?

[Anonymous No.52463816]

Euro here. Considering Interactive Broker. For investment (few purchases per year), not trading or gambling. Good choice?

[Anonymous No.52463852]

>>52463685
and there's also going to be the FHSA next year

[Anonymous No.52463879]

I did tell you guys yesterday

LON:MEAL
up 53.23%

[Anonymous No.52463888]

>>52463879
Yesterday
>>>52446273

[Anonymous No.52463892]

>>52463879
>Mkt cap
1.73M
I am literally worth half that company you stupid cunt, lmao. I could probably pump it 5000% in 1 trading session with $100,000.

[Anonymous No.52463897]

>>52463654
>ESL
Go back to your shill farm, faggot.

[Anonymous No.52463907]

>>52463816
I tried to sign up for IB recently but they seem to not allow it any more for my country (New Zealand) which is odd. I know they allowed it a few years ago. Now I trade through a domestic broker which basically just uses Drivewealth and is extremely limited in terms of trades.

[Anonymous No.52463908]

lmfao FTSE pumping and so is the NASDAQ

[Anonymous No.52463910]

STOP TEASING AND JUST FUCKING CRASH ALREADY

[Anonymous No.52463912]

>>52463707
Inflation isn't forex dumbass

[Anonymous No.52463931]

>>52463912
you're retarded if you can't figure out why other currencies inflating is good for the dollar

[Anonymous No.52463943]

>>52463879
nice work anon, hope your gains are comfy
got any input on nvidia earnings?

[Anonymous No.52463960]

Long TEAM. Hodl to $600 per share

[Anonymous No.52463976]

money is gay

[Anonymous No.52463982]

>>52463908
>FTSE
oh look the puts namefag was wrong once again

[Anonymous No.52463990]

>>52462945
>Sorry Mr. BnB Ownerchan,
>We did not intend to leave our shit at your apartment.
>No problem; I can send you your belongings if you provide the fare.
>Erhmmmm....
peepeePOOPOO

[Anonymous No.52463996]

lmfao, how do I profit from this?

>>>/pol/404647218

[Anonymous No.52463998]

>>52463982
>>52463908
it's funny how every single index in the world is basically mirroring the fed, everything pumped after oct 13
jerome powell is the most powerful man in the world, does he get secret service?

and yeah FTSE is full of mature dividend companies that can weather a downturn really well. maybe if he mentioned england smallcaps id look into it, but that puts namefag is a moron

[Anonymous No.52464006]

>>52463982
honestly that fag is a silly cunt but he's just an early silly cunt; the UK economy is going to be killed over the next year or 2. even the BOE have acknowledged this.
ftseputsfag is basically taking the same approach as some faggot from either here or wsb I don't remember but he basically took the fed at their word and did a 3x, except the UK version.
most bong anons (incl myself) are shorting the £ and just gonna wait until next year, this country is done, I intend to use whatever I make to enable a move to literally any fucking western country other than this one, rant over.

[Anonymous No.52464019]

today NVDA earnings and I'm balls deep into calls I bought at around $120
not going to sell

[Anonymous No.52464030]

>>52464019
F

[Anonymous No.52464045]

>>52464019
i think they'll do fine since gamers have been waiting to buy gpu's since forever and they don't buy used mining ones

[Anonymous No.52464051]

>>52464006
>most bong anons (incl myself) are shorting the £ and just gonna wait until next year, this country is done
I have the feeling if you're living in the country and have a half functioning brain you are more bias towards shorts than outsiders who just know the main stream media bullshit.
that's the reason I'm shorting the fuck out of DAX. this dogshit country will finally fail latest 2023 with those globohomos in power

[Anonymous No.52464068]

>>52464006
>>52464051
Where else is there to go? We aren't far behind you here in burgerland.

[Anonymous No.52464079]

gasoilbros, wgmi

[Anonymous No.52464091]

>>52464051
Until a few months ago, I wasn't nowhere near as bearish on the UK as I am today.
There has just been a clusterfuck of bad shit accumulating that I don't think this country will ever recover, not in the next decade anyway.
I'm actually bullish on Germany comparatively. Your leaders are cunts but at least they're somewhat high IQ and sane. Our leaders are fucking idiots because the bong people are colossal fucking idiots who keep electing colossal fucking idiots.
This country is a shitshow and the chickens of shit are coming home to roost in shit.
>>52464068
canada, australia, france (lol), even looking at east asia or SE asia, thailand etc.

[Anonymous No.52464099]

>>52464030
>>52464045
NVDA datacenters will be a surprise but I don't think the earnings matter that much (except they miss the target by a wide range) it will be more about the forward guidance.
AMD had a investors day last weekend and they were extremely bullish on their datacenter and forward guidance. shouldn't be that different with NVDA I hope..

[Anonymous No.52464108]

>>52464051
shorting DAX is stupid because it's a very small index, filled with very solid, mostly globally active companies whose performance isn't directly tied to how Germany is doing as a whole. Most of these positions will never do particularly badly during a crash and won't do particularly well during a bull run. It's a completely worthless crab index.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52464113]

>>52464091
Germanys leaders shut down its nuclear plants despite have no alternative domestic energy source.

Also, covid tyranny.

Their tyrannical maniacs and in a sensible world they would be dragged behind trucks until dead.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52464147]

>>52464113
They're. Fuck.

Also, they imported millions of third world immigrants, dooming the descendants of living germans the horrors of war.

[Anonymous No.52464160]

>>52464113
>Germanys leaders shut down its nuclear plants despite have no alternative domestic energy source.
Despite that (and yeah that's fucking stupid), Germany at least has enough gas storage to make it through winter. The UK? Fuck no, why would we need gas storage? Gas storage is less important than paying for gay police cars and stupid boomer cunts in the public sector on £250K a year for moving files around on their Windows desktop.
>>52464147
The people are too cucked, retarded and spineless to ever make a stand.

[Anonymous No.52464168]

>>52464091
>Canada
Cucked shithole
>Australia
Even more cucked shithole
>France
Cucked and mozzie mogged
>SEA
Not a horrible choice but if you're white everyone will think you're a sex tourist

[Anonymous No.52464170]

>>52464108
>shorting DAX is stupid
it's -10% from literally ATH while gas, energy problems will never be fixed with that current gov. and companies are in process to relocating to other countries within and outside of EU.
its a complete deindustrialization process in progress together with Euro collapsing due massive debts... investors see just the "oh look we might have a warm winter so no shortages let's pump this shit" it will fail horribly and Germany will be a 3rd world agriculture shithole in the coming years

[Anonymous No.52464178]

>>52464091
Canada and Australia are extremely pozzed. France could be promising, but I don't speak enough French to really know what it's like inside their country. SE Asia has a functioning economy at least, but it's also the kind of authoritarian society that Klaus Schwab and crew want to emulate in the west.

For me, the civilizational top signal was when all these globohomo glownigger elites stopped calling the west "the free world" and replaced it with the term "the rules based order". Like they can't even call themselves free anymore.

[Anonymous No.52464190]

>>52464178
>calling the west "the free world"
the west hasn't been free for centuries. last thing I'll say on the topic because this is entering /pol/tard territory and that shit is tiresome.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52464199]

>>52464108
Imbecile. Dax went from 2500 in 2009 to 16000+

[Anonymous No.52464202]

>>52464190
It's still free if you have enough money and sense. If you're poor or retarded though it's basically just wage slavery and having to put up with cucked bullshit because useless eaters and a corrupt oligarchy larping as a duopoly.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52464218]

>>52464108
>it's a worthless crab index
Only went 9x

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52464261]

Food prices are rising at their fastest rate for 45 years, with the cost of basics such as milk, cheese and eggs all surging, latest figures show

Food price inflation hit 16.2% in the year to October, up from 14.5% in September.

Energy and fuel costs also rose, helping push the overall UK inflation rate to a 41-year high.

[Anonymous No.52464265]

>>52464190
Sure, it's shades of gray, but most western governments have gone mask off CCP-tier authoritarian lately.

[Anonymous No.52464270]

>>52464199
>>52464170
I'm not saying you won't be making some money shorting DAX, you'd have made money shorting pretty much any major index this year. All I'm saying is that the index is being held up by some very big global companies like Benz, Linde, Bayer, Siemens etc who won't just go belly-up because of a gas shortage. Shorting DAX is not this big 5head play that you think it is.

[Anonymous No.52464288]

>>52464261
food energy & housing are not essential to living, no one cares

[Anonymous No.52464291]

>>52464202
I come from a lower-middle-class/poor family so yeah I've had to work fucking hard just to survive and I don't see the point in struggling as hard as I do for the shitty money we get paid here anymore.
There was a point where at least energy prices/fuel/bills/living costs weren't retardedly high but even that ship has sailed so there's very little incentive for people like me to stay.
I hope this fucking island suffers a massive brain drain like Southern Europe did after the GFC, maybe that will knock some sense into people when the economy starts dying hard.
Any smart young person with skills is currently still hoping "things will work out" but that is going to change very soon when it's obvious there is no recovery in sight for the next 2 years.
Like I said earlier, just take the BoE at their word when they say there will be a 2 year long recession. No one with skills should stay here, let them flood the UK with pakis and niggers who can't do the work and destroy the remaining economy.
Totally deserved tbfh.
I really doubt /biz/ understands the fury of the average non-retarded brit at the state of this country. They would stop laughing at ftseputs fag.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52464302]

>>52464270
>the Dow cannot go from 14600 to 6500, because muh big global companies

[Anonymous No.52464314]

>>52464218
In the last 5 years it had a 1.5% annual yield. Which means it didn't even manage to beat inflation within the last 5 years. So how would you call that?

[Anonymous No.52464324]

>>52464261
how much will wagies cope with before killing their bosses?
>>52464291
no i believe it my friend left cause of it, UK is over and rishi being an unelected pajeet prime minister is proof

[Anonymous No.52464340]

>>52464291
Shouldn't have given up your guns

[Anonymous No.52464341]

>>52464302
Holy shit you are legitimately stupid. I'm done replying to you, go ahead and short the DOW and DAX.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52464349]

>>52464324
UK pensioners are already surviving by eating biscuits

[Anonymous No.52464357]

>>52464291
Yeah, that two year recession is gonna be more like a five to ten year long depression. I hope England pulls their head out of their ass as well as the rest of europe but I doubt it happens in my lifetime, unfortunately beginning to feel the same way about living in the states. My only goal at this point is make enough money to buy enough land I can just focus on living and enjoy time with my family and feed any trespassers to wild hogs. Don't feel alone in being horribly blackpilled, I'm pretty sure that's a worldwide thing at this point.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52464359]

>>52464349
You seem upset that I used your own logic to disprove your thesis

[Anonymous No.52464361]

>>52464291
I agree with you 100% my fellow bong, country's gone down the shitter and I'm getting the fuck out of here ASAP

[Anonymous No.52464372]

>>52464340
The solution to their problems would've been about seventy years ago at this point, england is lost.

[Anonymous No.52464374]

>>52464270
shorting EU is a big brain move if you can think further out than 2 months, especially Germany
just look at target2 debt and Germany is literally taking on the debt which other countries like Italy will never pay back. we will see a Euro debt implosion in the coming years. mix it with the current problems like energy crisis, war, inflation and there is literally no way it will not go down

[Anonymous No.52464376]

>>52464361
Just don't become the international equivalent of Californians who ruin their original home, leave because it sucks, and then push for the same policies in their new home.

[Anonymous No.52464384]

>>52464324
It's not even that he's a pajeet, or unelected. We could have a competent unelected pajeet pm and I wouldn't care as long as he didn't destroy the economy for people like me.
I think this twitter boomer sums up how I feel https://twitter.com/albertedwards99/status/1592782666314571776
There is no functioning government right now. I really feel like the amount of pain coming to the UK is only going to be 10% of what is needed to make people sit up and start paying attention. picrel wasn't me but also sums up how I feel about the state of things and why there's little point in staying

>>52464340
FUCK OFF FAGGOT, no one here (/smg/) was born before 1980 (probably closer to 1990 desu)

>>52464357
5 year sounds about right.
That feeling of global blackpill comes from extreme negligence in governance. and obviously in allowing women to have the vote (which goes back to negligence and weakness)

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52464393]

>>52464374
DAX is a long way from record highs. FTSE is basically at record highs despite an economy that has fallen off the cliff. It's the biggest case of denial in the market I've ever seen in my 23 years of trading

[Anonymous No.52464399]

>>52464376
I'm not like that at all, the problem in the UK though is that both major parties are completely retarded. Either way all your money is gone in taxes and with the Tories if they do cut taxes it only benefits the rich with a major cut to public services to make up the cost. I'm just absolutely sick of living here, it's miserable. Getting my degree and the 3~ years experience I need in the field I want then I'm slinging it

[Anonymous No.52464423]

Yields....

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52464428]

And if you don't short FTSE before the announcement tomorrow, then you are a retard who has no business trading the markets

[Anonymous No.52464446]

>>52464428
its also crabbed for 20 years bobo lmao

[Anonymous No.52464566]

>>52464384
lmao noguns

>>52464399
The fact that there are gibs at all is a huge part of the problem. It creates a ton of perverse incentives for the government that partially contributed to your current situation. People are try to brings yurogibs here to burgerland, but we're fucked if they succeed.

>>52464423
FUCK, here it comes. So does this mean the bottom is going to occur about 8-10 months from now (when the max yield occurs)?

[Anonymous No.52464571]

gudnite esemgee
thangk yuo 4 beign my fren :)

[Anonymous No.52464585]

>>52461839
Maybe retarded question but weren't retards like Tom Brady and Kevin O'Leary directly invested in FTX? Could they be held in any way legally accountable for the damages that happened due to the fraud?

[Anonymous No.52464599]

>>52464566
>noguns
has guns but is *still* under the control of Jews who send his faggot army to die for israel and can steal elections anytime they want
really made me think

[Anonymous No.52464605]

>>52464566
It means the a rescission is going to happen soon
but what happens to stocks is less known

[Anonymous No.52464731]

Can't sleep, mudbutt, work in 3 hours. Thank you for reading my blog.

[Anonymous No.52464777]

>>52464423
Yield maid is inverted

[Anonymous No.52464814]

>>52464423
>>52464605
>but what happens to stocks is less known
tell me how I know you found out about bonds/yields this year after mainstream media inserted a new datafile into your brain, then you downloaded this phone app, slapping a child cartoon character and shitting up the thread every day without knowing what the fuck you're even looking at?

[Anonymous No.52464830]

>>52464814
Douki is an adult office lady

[Anonymous No.52464882]

>>52464731
they will all know

[Anonymous No.52464921]

>ITALIAN CPI MOM FINAL ACTUAL 3.4%
I had to do a double take because I thought that was too low for YOY
What the actual FUCK are yuros doing

[Anonymous No.52464922]

c'mon bro, please dump bro, the market bottom isn't in I promise bro

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52464948]

>>52464921
JESUS FUCK

[Anonymous No.52464952]

>>52464921
it's 0.1% better than expected
buy buy buy

[Anonymous No.52464964]

>>52464952
>>52464921
>>52464948
Clown poster is right. They beat... bullish!

[Anonymous No.52464997]

>>52464921
We've been fooled. Europeans are 3rd worlders with stupid incompetent governments, lazy unproductive people, and suicidal culture.

I am proud to be an American.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52465007]

Kek remember trading euro when it was 1.60?

[Anonymous No.52465030]

>>52465007
I am from the future, in 4 months this post will be
>kek remember trading the euro when it was 1.04

[Anonymous No.52465041]

>futures

Man what the fuck happened to that rally? It was so green but now its just crabbing...

[Anonymous No.52465063]

>>52465041
Futures in after hours are unironically useless outside key informational events because they're always low volume so any big player can make a swing happen but it doesnt reflect market sentiment as a whole.

[Anonymous No.52465086]

Look at PALI and NBY

[Anonymous No.52465105]

Did you notice that the big jump happened once FTX went bust? All the shorting jews got wiped out and the real bull run is just beginning, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.52465134]

>DXY 105.xx
lmao

[Anonymous No.52465140]

Good short opportunity NASDAQ: SGML

Finally this shitcoin company with ZERO REVENUE comes crashing down. I was waiting for this day. Buy puts, dont short with shares due to retarded retail pumping it

[Anonymous No.52465213]

>>52465134
amazing to think it can drop a 7% and still be 10% up YTD
I wonder if it's heading for a reversal seeing as the euro is set for a massive dump and Japan is entering a recession (while printer is on overdrive and inflation at like 3%, mind you)

[Anonymous No.52465233]

>UK CPI (Y/Y) Oct: 11.1% (est 10.7%; prev 10.1%)
>UK CPI (M/M) Oct: 2.0% (est 1.8%; prev 0.5%)
>UK CPI Core (Y/Y) Oct: 6.5% (est 6.4%; prev 6.5%)
lol, lmao

[Anonymous No.52465240]

How do you guys resist the gay impulses? I'm struggling bros.

[Anonymous No.52465267]

>>52465240
By telling my wife to strap up and getting it out of my system and realizing afterwards while I hold my son that I'm super fucking happy I'm not gay.

[Anonymous No.52465280]

so, how fucked is the stock market now that it's basically been confirmed that the elections are rigged by the dems now? like, we can say that now, right? there was no red wave despite how terrible things are right now so clearly the only answer is that shit was rigged, right?

i keep hearing that the stock market hates uncertainty, and idk how you get much more uncertain than complete loss of faith in the US electoral system.

[Anonymous No.52465284]

>>52465233
>>52464921
Europe getting fucked up yo

[Anonymous No.52465293]

Looks like DWAC is back on menu.

Yolandi Visser likes the way it pumps.

Wet wet.

https://youtu.be/4_K5jOg64tc

[Anonymous No.52465301]

https://www.reuters.com/world/europe/ukraine-hails-chinas-opposition-nuclear-threats-2022-11-15/

Ukraine fired on poland, WW3 averted

[Anonymous No.52465310]

>>52465293
Havent all of DJT businesses gone bankrupt? Good luck with that (I actually mean bad luck lol)

[Anonymous No.52465317]

>>52465301
I'm getting real sick of the Zelensky faggot

[Anonymous No.52465318]

>>52465293
who the fuck is "Yolandi"?

[Anonymous No.52465332]

>>52465293
>Black eyed children
No thanks

[Anonymous No.52465376]

>>52465318
The most beautiful girl ever.

[Anonymous No.52465379]

>>52465318
Yolandize nuts in your mouth

[Anonymous No.52465401]

>>52465376
you have really low standards...

[Anonymous No.52465414]

>>52465301
Pick one
>Ukraine fired it in self defense and used a tragedy to try and get more support
>Dems want out of ukraine and ukraine did a heckin false flag to keep the war going
>Missile was actually russian and everybody told poland to be chill because they don't want WWIII
My money says it's one of the last two.

[Anonymous No.52465419]

>>52461839
Rip lyl

[Anonymous No.52465431]

>>52465414
#2, slav niggers can't false flag

[Anonymous No.52465443]

>>52465414
2) except dems want to stay in ukraine

[Anonymous No.52465446]

>>52465414
I dont need to pick anything because it's obvious from the shrapnel in the photos it's an anti air counter missile and not the type that hit ukr yesterday.

[Anonymous No.52465471]

>>52465446
isn't this just a fancy way of saying "I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few missiles in my time"?

[Anonymous No.52465503]

>>52465414
it's most likely 1, although my gut also says 2-3

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52465508]

>>52465414
The way Biden said "it definitely wasn't Russia" tells me it was

[Anonymous No.52465546]

>>52465431
kekt
>>52465443
>one off
Wouldn't make sense to me since the justification to be there still exists absent this happening.
>>52465446
Churlish and insubordinate
>>52465503
Picking all three isn't making a choice
>>52465508
Yeah that's usually a pretty good indicator

[Anonymous No.52465559]

>>52465414
it was a Jewlensky false flag special operation for more support

[Anonymous No.52465563]

>>52465546
I'm going with 1 then

[Anonymous No.52465577]

This bear market rally already showing signs of weakness. Could not even last a week.

[Anonymous No.52465591]

First for BABA

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52465624]

>UK TO ABOLISH THE ENERGY PRICE GUARANTEE

[Anonymous No.52465626]

>>52465293
imagine putting your money in an overvalued SPAC for a failling social media project of a candidate that will lose the primary.

[Anonymous No.52465649]

Was JPOW saying months ago that he ONLY cares about the 3 month 10 year, which is now deeply inverted. What is JPOW going to do to punish us for forsaking his only wish?

[Anonymous No.52465694]

>i talk about politics on /smg/, specifically mentioning multiple times in my post how it relates to the stock market
>i get warned/banned
>everyone else talks about politics on /smg/
>literally don't mention at all how it relates to the stock market, just "Hurr jew false flag bidens a faggot lmaoooo"

>nothing

okay then.

[Anonymous No.52465707]

CHECK THE FUTES PREPARE YOUR CHUTES. RIP TARGET

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52465715]

Buddy, look at bitcoin computer

[Anonymous No.52465719]

You have no idea how short I am.

[Anonymous No.52465728]

>>52465649
The mumus trusting Jpow to pivot is the funniest thing on /smg/ since anon's boots.
Until this man hers you capitulate the rate hikes will continue.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52465733]

>>52465719
I'm shorter than Tattoo

[Anonymous No.52465743]

>>52465719
he's early, just like last time

[Anonymous No.52465744]

>>52465694
>politics bad, shitposting is fine
Das rite, we like to have fun around here in /smg/

[Anonymous No.52465747]

>>52465719
Pls mr burry, just tell me your short positions.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52465748]

UK media are now saying "inflation has peaked"

[Anonymous No.52465751]

>>52465743
He's been early for years already. At some point early is just wrong

[Anonymous No.52465754]

>>52465728
that's fine, just slow the rate hikes down and the market will moon.

[Anonymous No.52465761]

>>52465748
Bongland is full of retards who think they live in US and they just repeat what US says. It may have peaked in US but it clearly didn't in UK lmao

[Anonymous No.52465765]

>>52465751
How can he be wrong when we are in a bear market? He called it and he was right, didn't even take a year.

[Anonymous No.52465766]

>>52465719
5'10

[Anonymous No.52465769]

>>52465694
There's a janny that really, really, really fucking hates Ukraine and loves r*ssia. Faggot cocksucker banned me multiple times for posting the pidorussian army.gif.

[Anonymous No.52465778]

>>52465769
based janny

[Anonymous No.52465792]

>>52465694
Late night/early morning /smg/ are the best times to be on it, post volume goes way down and there's less complete retards and asshole jannies.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52465799]

>>52465792
BTC tank

[Anonymous No.52465800]

>>52465754
>2.0 percent inflation target
Buckle up buck-a-roo, he's the second coming of Paul Volcker and the rate hikes are just getting started.

[Anonymous No.52465805]

>>52465778
>BASED janny being bought out for like $50 by a state actor
Nah, gut all those faggot jannies.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52465822]

If energy price guarantee removed, UK inflation increases an extra 2%

[Anonymous No.52465846]

>>52462097
invest heavily in demographic collapse.

[Anonymous No.52465875]

>>52462945
>nursing conference

[Anonymous No.52465895]

>>52465694
i got a ban too for posting conspiracys and should go to post to x on the ban msg there.

all i posted were based on facts so dunno maybe they dont like the truth here.

[Anonymous No.52465897]

>>52465765
>How can he be wrong when we are in a bear market
It is amazing isn't it. He boboposted at every local bottom

[Anonymous No.52465920]

>>52463061
Some people know they are fucked in the head and still can regognize that people like them should not do these things on the property of other people. You have to be the lowest scum to not even havee this level of self reflection.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52465927]

>>52465897
Right....much better to be a mumu in a bear market. Fucktard

[Anonymous No.52465932]

How the futas looking?

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52465935]

BTC fall accelerating

[Anonymous No.52465995]

Was most likely a Ukrainian air defense missile that missed a Russian missile and then failed to self destruct.
They can fly like 100km ballistically and the site of the explosion is fairly close to the power infrastructure in Ukraine that takes energy from the EU to shore up the Ukrainian grid (IE prime target for Russian strikes and likely well defended by Ukrainian AD)

Likely all that will come from this is improved NATO air defenses on the border, mildly escalatory (increases the chance of NATO destroying Ru missiles over Ukraine, which might draw accusations of NATO or Poland being party to the conflict) but mostly NBD

[Anonymous No.52466017]

>>52462945
>despite shitting extensively all around inside properties
>we highly respect the owners

[Anonymous No.52466018]

>there are people here who thought DWACK would open at 50

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52466051]

>>52466017
It's OK, they work in healthcare

[Anonymous No.52466063]

>>52465719
https://www.zerohedge.com/markets/big-short-michael-burry-back-market-here-are-stocks-he-bought
also inb4
>zerohedge
check the SEC link at bottom of article

[Anonymous No.52466109]

ZIM bros, what a nice unexpected beat

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52466115]

They must go to work every day thinking "geez, I hope some old cunts shit the bed today, I love poo so much".
"Look hun, old Mr Jones in ward C spat out a huge log, come take a look, I bet you will cream yourself"

[Anonymous No.52466130]

>>52462945
>we have an iron-clad clean-up routine

oh airbnb jannies.... CLEAN IT UP! Or i wont give you a good review!

[Anonymous No.52466131]

>>52466063
He doesn't need to report short positions, that is why he tweeted that. He literally means we don't know if, what and how deep he is short. It's not some snarky doomer comment.

[Anonymous No.52466152]

>futes

[Anonymous No.52466171]

>>52465792
As an eastern hemisphere anon I can tell you for certain this is not the case

[Anonymous No.52466199]

>>52466171
Perception is subjective so I won't argue it, I just know during trading hours things tend to be more ban happy. I think you might be thinking of the weekend generals, which are almost always dogshit at all times.

[Anonymous No.52466204]

How would you rank your top 5 holdings vs how you think others would rate them? Any contrarian ones you feel strongly about?

[Anonymous No.52466208]

ITS ALL FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED

[Anonymous No.52466241]

>>52466204
the fat bitch is cute

[Anonymous No.52466269]

>Biden said Ukraine air defence missile responsible for Poland blast - NATO source
NOOO MY DOOM PORN, THIS WAS SUPPOSED TO BE WWIII

[Anonymous No.52466278]

>>52466204
negress and leather jacket are the best. others are beasts

[Anonymous No.52466280]

>>52466199
Banning should be more liberal during market hours.
AH > PM >> Market time >>>> late night porno time >>>>>>>>>>>> weekends
Now get back to market discussion you dogs

[Anonymous No.52466283]

>>52465719
Manlets, when will they learn?

[Anonymous No.52466292]

>>52466269
bullish

[Anonymous No.52466298]

>>52465995
what's the probability of such a mistake to hit houses?

[Anonymous No.52466356]

>>52466298
It hit a tractor not houses.
Regardless, these missiles are highly imprecise even when used deliberately as ghetto ballistic missiles (like RuAF has done around Kharkiv), likely just coincidence.

[Anonymous No.52466405]

its going to be really funny watching donald trump tear apart the republican party in a rage episode with ron desantis. why would trump attack desantis? I do think he's actually gone senile this time. Its unironically bullish for America.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52466425]

>>52466298
when retarded hohols and pollacks are involved 100%.

[Anonymous No.52466455]

>>52466425
>hohols
>2 more days and kiev falls.
If this was still March or April id accept your position but at this point its impossible to pretend Russia is competent or winning. Markets already recovering because everyone knows its a nothing burger now.

[Anonymous No.52466468]

>>52466405
Has desantis said he will run? Hes got a governor job for 4 years. Might as well just do that and then run in 2028. But primaries infighting doesnt really affect markets.

[Anonymous No.52466475]

>>52466405
Does he have nickname for Ron yet?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52466489]

>>52466455
If NATO doesn't fire a missile and take out Ukraine's #2 and #3 dudes over this. They're pussies.

[Anonymous No.52466499]

I just realized you can write CC’s on margin. Holy shit is this the infinite money glitch?

[Anonymous No.52466505]

are we getting bearish earnings today during market hours?

[Anonymous No.52466514]

>>52466489
Why would nato attack the allies its backing?

[Anonymous No.52466519]

Stellar retail sales numbers. Time to dump.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52466540]

>>52466514
Cause the hohols attacked a NATO country first retard.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52466544]

>>52466499
You know ccs have the same risk and reward as writing naked puts, right?

[Anonymous No.52466554]

>>52466540
This, so much this.

[Anonymous No.52466561]

>>52466540
Accidents arent attacks retard. An attack is an intent to do harm. A missile misfiring isnt an attack.

[Anonymous No.52466573]

Retail sales up 1.3% MoM, beating expectations

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52466580]

>>52466561
Tell that to the families of those dead pollacks. We should get to take out at least their #2 and #3 dudes. It's like when Iran killed that American contractor so we took out their #2 dude.

[Anonymous No.52466584]

>>52466544

So if they get exercised I have to have enough liquidity for my CC’s?

[Anonymous No.52466599]

>>52466573
Umm sorry sweetie Inflation is over; there is no retail demand anymore.

[Anonymous No.52466624]

>>52466446
BMR confirmed

[Anonymous No.52466627]

>>52466580
Not really. Its not about retribution or revenge. The dead pollacks families will get some money but no one will be killed for it. Allies dont bomb each other over mistakes.

[Anonymous No.52466640]

Someone shill me a 0dte revenge trade

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52466641]

>>52466561
This is the most faggot fucking excuse I've heard.

The first words from their state department were RUSSIA DID IT! not sorry. Fuck those lying cunts. We should send in some glowies and make it look like their #2 and 3 dude died in ((accidents)).

It's like when you got the nigger on the stand testifying in a murder trial, I didn't mean to kill her, it was an accident. Fuck you we're going to kill you back.

[Anonymous No.52466654]

>>52466241
thats a man

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52466668]

>>52466627
Ukraine isn't even a fucking ally, they're an international criminal enterprise, stop using that word you sound like a faggot.

[Anonymous No.52466689]

>>52466468
>>52466475
thats why I dont understand why he even went after Ron. And then he implicated himself with the whole FBI statement. What a senile buffoon.

[Anonymous No.52466697]

My balls are really stinky so I'm going to shower, also I refuse to bake.

[Anonymous No.52466700]

>>52466668
Do you wanna get your trip filtered? Because continuing to /pol/ post right before market open is gonna get your trip filtered.

[Anonymous No.52466703]

Why are we fucking tanking I’m all in on nov 18 calls WTF PULL UP

[Anonymous No.52466707]

>>52466668
When the Us gave them money yeah theyre allies now. Same as Saudis even though Biden doesnt like that.
>>52466689
Hes going after Ron because he is kinda a child and doesnt like someone outshining him. And Ron is outshining right now. The most popular GOP person right now besides Trump.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52466736]

>>52466627
If the ukraine was an ally your ass would be in the ukraine in direct confrontation with Russia right now.

[Anonymous No.52466767]

>>52466707
Trump has lost a LOT of people just in the last week. he is just hurting the republican party now, and honestly its a good thing. the republicans are completely out of touch with reality.

[Anonymous No.52466787]

>>52466767
And what is the reality, anon?

[Anonymous No.52466800]

>>52466640
180 NVDA calls expiring friday

[Anonymous No.52466814]

>>52466787
nobody wants someone sniffing up your ass for bullshit like marijuana or contraception.

[Anonymous No.52466819]

i am up 10%

[Anonymous No.52466833]

>>52466736
Not really. Ally doesnt mean we join a war. We are providing them aid though.

In other news I found a really great japanese super market near me. All stuff imported from japan.

[Anonymous No.52466836]

target needs to open up a mcslop joint.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52466881]

Mumu, what's wrong?

[Anonymous No.52466883]

>>52466640
ccl puts

[Anonymous No.52466902]

what is spy gonna do today

[Anonymous No.52466910]

>>52466697
Its barely at bump limit and markets dont open for 30 min
Why you bake in the first place?

[Anonymous No.52466923]

i may be hooked..

[Anonymous No.52466932]

i fell off the wagon last night and had a few beers

[Anonymous No.52466954]

>>52466932
https://youtu.be/MLPUnTw4-1Q

[Anonymous No.52466962]

>>52461839
All aboard for the next thread!

>>52460275

>>52460275

>>52460275

[Anonymous No.52466976]

>>52466962
kys gme

[Anonymous No.52466978]

>>52466962
faggot

[Anonymous No.52466990]

I saw a cup an handle forming on the chart of a stock and immediately sold. Then it broke down.

I have been conditioned to think cup and handle is bearish as fuck, because retards always fomo in and then a whale fucking dumps. It's amazing.

[Anonymous No.52466998]

why are 11/17 spy options not priced?

[Anonymous No.52467003]

>>52466932
i got so heemed by the temporary dip caused by the "attack on nato ally Poland" that i didnt eat dinner and i didnt eat an evening weed edible. Gonna try to cut that shit out now. So far I have quit the following each time i lose in the market
>alcohol
>weed smoke
>coffee
>now weed edibles
I got so heemed yesterday on a 0 DTE naked 397 put, I collected $40 initially and then bought to close for $500 when it went $2 ITM within minutes. A friendly reminder to not fuck around with naked options as a day trader. Back to MY game today. I will not be shaken off MY game. its MINE i tell ye

[Anonymous No.52467008]

>>52466767
The only reputation the republican party has is to be the Washington generals to the democrats Harlem globe trotters

[Anonymous No.52467012]

>>52466814
>yet another seething stoner
All drugs should be banned it is literally the only thing your skunky ass can think about.

[Anonymous No.52467014]

>>52466962
it blows my mind that these people are still around

[Anonymous No.52467017]

>>52466962
At least they put proper links

[Anonymous No.52467040]

>>52466932
If you are an actual alcoholic, dont let it slide before getting help. Alcoholism is no laughing matter.

[Anonymous No.52467047]

Great reports come in... market crashes... lmao you love to see it.

[Anonymous No.52467048]

>>52467017
Proof that links are for mouthbreathing retard faggots.

[Anonymous No.52467065]

>>52467047
bad news is for buying and good news is for selling

[Anonymous No.52467069]

last smg thread ever

[Anonymous No.52467074]

>>52467048
Its proof that even a retard can do it, ill bet you wear velcro shoes

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52467076]

>>52467040
alcoholism was made up by the jews to sell people into treatment programs and shit. it's fucking hilarious that people still fall for the addiction is a disease meme.

[Anonymous No.52467084]

>>52466923
we told you people not to get involved in thaaat

[Anonymous No.52467093]

>JPMORGAN SEES FED CUTTING RATES IN 2024 TO 3.5% BY YEAR END
2023 is going to be so much fun

[Anonymous No.52467094]

>>52467048
At least mouthbreathing retard faggots have links you cumguzzling troon

[Anonymous No.52467113]

>>52467109
>>52467109
>>52467109
new
>>52467109
>>52467109
>>52467109
new

[Anonymous No.52467202]

>>52467076
>the attention seeker is seeking attention
(You)

[Anonymous No.52467204]

>>52467094
a gme shill? in my smg?

[Anonymous No.52467287]

>>52467012
this is why nobody likes you and why the republicans are going to fail. you care way too much about what other people do with their lives and the democrats really dont care as long as you dont hurt someone else. Faggot.

[Anonymous No.52467307]

>>52467093
But the markets say it’ll be there by EOY23

[Anonymous No.52467619]

>>52467287
>democrats really dont care as long as you dont hurt minorites

FTFY

[Anonymous No.52469044]

>>52467287
>seething stoner tears
The reality is that you're the one that bothers other people smelling like shit, refusing to shower, talking about 'brain waves' and gay shit like that and most of all constantly acting like a manchild and seething like this, like every stoner does. You know your family hates you because you constantly try to bum money from them but you don't care. Gotta hit that dab right faggot?

Republichucks won 56 million to 52 million votes btw so a majority agrees with me, not you. Suck it, fag.

[Anonymous No.52469449]

>>52469044
> try to bum money from them
no they try to bum money from me because I make 6 figures
>gotta hit that dab right
yes I do
>manchild and seething like this
the lack of self awareness in this post is kino. You are literally seething because I told you to stop trying to control others.