/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52457094]

>Risk management:
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>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
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>Brokers:
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>Stock market dictonary:
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>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

previous:

>>52454643

[Anonymous No.52457136]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52457149]

It's fuckin over.

[Anonymous No.52457167]

>>52457094
Daily reminder that finance and economics are pseudoscientific make believe garbage, capitalism is inherently unstable, exploitative and unsustainable with a built in expiration date. All finance assets like money,crypto,debt,bonds etc are purely parasitic in nature and serve no purpose nor have any inherent value. Ever escalating recessions, poverty, debt, wealth inequality, monopolies, disease, pollution, exploitation, slavery, conflict and wars are fundamental, necessary and intended principles of it, NOT glitches, and every single financier or crypto dudebro is a literal parasite

[Anonymous No.52457169]

sorry frogman i was 2 late with my reply

>>52457035
I am readign the 1978 annual report 4 fedex :)
i am goign to read all of them :)

this is goign 2 taek a long tiem lole

[Anonymous No.52457179]

[Anonymous No.52457188]

>>52457167
sorry 4 party rockign >:)

[Anonymous No.52457193]

With jews you lose. That pump to 402 premarket before the next leg down was cute atleast. Cya guys at 385 by next week

[Anonymous No.52457200]

>>52457149
Yes.

I was just thinking, what if the Jews are tricking us, and setting up a massive crash that we all buy the dip on but then the markets never recover and we sunk our cash on what should have been the greatest opportunity of all time?

[Anonymous No.52457239]

>>52457200
Nah, not enough people are hooked yet. I think we get a Christmas really THEN it falls apart.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52457245]

Die FTSE.
Die GBPUSD.
That is all

[Anonymous No.52457258]

wow what a dump, fucking retard bears

[Anonymous No.52457277]

>>52457094
those shoes top fucking KEK

[Anonymous No.52457292]

>>52457258
how do you know they're bears and not bulls closing after hours

[Anonymous No.52457313]

>>52457094
I just bought some new boots today, stop spying on me!

[Anonymous No.52457317]

[Anonymous No.52457339]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52457354]

>>52457239
Oh, yeah, at least then. I just mean in general, the next big crash, the biggest one ever, we might buy the dip and it stay forever.

[Anonymous No.52457369]

>Poland and Germany mobilizing towards Moscow

Holy hit bros wtf timeline are we on?!?!

[Anonymous No.52457373]

>>52457313
I hope they were Danners.

[Anonymous No.52457375]

I just need to make 10% more by the end of the year to meet my financial goals. I don't think I am going to make it.

[Anonymous No.52457389]

>>52457369
What? i thought the missle wasnt russian in the end

[Anonymous No.52457435]

Everything ive said about Jewish people was satire and/or somebody else hacked my devices. They are a good, honorable, and generous people, with fairness, honestly, and integrity. Bolsheviks are my heroes. That's all

[Anonymous No.52457441]

>>52457389
It really doesn't matter at this point

[Anonymous No.52457445]

why the fuck did futures tank so badly? WW3 seriously started?

[Anonymous No.52457448]

Oil brothers...... Allah works in mysterious ways does he not?

[Anonymous No.52457468]

>>52457445
yep nukes will be flying in 30 minutes

[Anonymous No.52457475]

>>52457369
>>52457389
blinken just said no to article 5 an hour ago stfu its not happening yet and if it is my uvxy calls will print

[Anonymous No.52457477]

>>52457448
Digits for massive OPEC cut due to "unforeseen circumstances".

[Anonymous No.52457481]

>>52457448
How high will XLE go?

[Anonymous No.52457484]

>>52457435

[Anonymous No.52457490]

>>52457441
>doesnt matter
Wait wouldnt that mean that we're the baddies now?

[Anonymous No.52457497]

>retail sales data tomorrow
does anyone even give a shit about that? I've never seen the market react in a meaningful way when it gets released

[Anonymous No.52457498]

Topping range is 15544 - 15621
Expect more bears tomorrow, but market should hold. High is next week.
If SPX breaks below 3900 this week, high is already in.

[Anonymous No.52457507]

>>52457475
NATO IS MEETING NOW MUMU

[Anonymous No.52457516]

>>52457498
pic related

[Anonymous No.52457517]

>>52457448
Allahu Akhbar

[Anonymous No.52457523]

What do I do?

[Anonymous No.52457525]

>>52457477
opec is not going to cut, there's no purpose to antagonize the US further when democrats won already

[Anonymous No.52457529]

Friendly reminder that TA only "works" because traders believe it works.

[Anonymous No.52457540]

>>52457507
>UN
US is head of nato. link?

[Anonymous No.52457545]

>>52457448
Inshallah our oil positions will do well this season, habibi I see good things coming our way.

[Anonymous No.52457548]

>>52457529
Friendly reminder that dollars only work because people believe it works.

[Anonymous No.52457552]

>>52457525
*LAUGHS IN MBS*

They'll do everything they can to keep oil close to 100.

[Anonymous No.52457553]

>>52457529
see
>>52455775

[Anonymous No.52457572]

FAZ holders, did the dump in banks already happen? Im worried about more pumping from good earnings tomorrow and other stupid reports. May still be too early to be shorting so I might sell for a little profit.

[Anonymous No.52457575]

>>52457552
why would SA cut and reduce their profits to help out russia, who is not going to (cannot) cut. retard.

[Anonymous No.52457588]

I don't feel bullish.

[Anonymous No.52457591]

>>52457540
POLAND'S PM MORAWIECKI: POLAND IS SPEAKING WITH NATO ALLIES ABOUT INVOKING ARTICLE 4.

https://twitter.com/financialjuice/status/1592661020795105280

[Anonymous No.52457603]

>>52457490
I am unable to respond without saying useless platitudes

[Anonymous No.52457604]

>>52457529
yes, TA is an example of a self-fulfilling prophecy. is that really a controversial take?

[Anonymous No.52457613]

Hey guys I made 1% gains on my portfolio today
Can we keep doing what we're doing so I get that every day and I can quit work?

[Anonymous No.52457621]

Reminder nothing will happen in regard to war.

[Anonymous No.52457649]

>>52457575
>to help out russia
Russia's crude is shipped to whoever wants it via India/China proxy and that interesting rule where a shipment with maximum of 49% of Russian crude is not sanctioned. The base demand is not going to curb COVID-era like no matter how hard the real economy curbs.

We've effectively had two crude markets since February and Russia can play in both markets.

[Anonymous No.52457658]

reminder that war is bullish af
tomorrow neon green at open

[Anonymous No.52457667]

>>52457572
I was the one posting about it over the weekend (not on Monday - apparently someone else was?) I bought Monday as soon as I could, sold at close due to PPI, then today long FAZ at open sell during the missile scare panic
I think there is more to come personally, but I didn't want to get greedy
Nothing wrong with taking profits, but financials are still very overbought, XLF should fall back to like $34.50 minimum
could go either way, more likely banks keep falling; however I took profits and am waiting to see before going back in
move in currencies today was foreboding

[Anonymous No.52457671]

>>52457649
sad you wrote those two paragraphs that were totally irrelevant to my point
i'll copy and paste again: why would SA cut and reduce their own profits when Russia will not cut

[Anonymous No.52457674]

>>52457167
>t. filtered by econ 101
Bob can climb the trees well and get 10 coconuts an hour
Bob can't fish very well and catches 1 fish per hour
Alice can't climb well and gets 2 coconuts per hour
Alice fishes well and can catch 8 fish per hour
If Bob trades Alice coconuts for fish, they both end up with a greater quantity of fish and coconuts than if they acquired both on their own! Wowie! Engaging in the economy gave both of them greater wealth
>I said bankers not traders
You want to start a business. Starting a business costs money, which you can't afford. The bank gives you a loan, which you use to start your business. You then pay back interest on the loan and the bank makes money. If you hadn't taken a loan from the bank it would have been 5 years of saving in order to finance your business. With the loan, you are able to start working on your business today. Your business is a success and earns more money than the cost of the loan. The interest on the loan is less than you are making from your business. The bank has made money off the loan and you have made money from a successful business. Your place of residence is better off for having another business to employ people and another venue to spend money and acquire goods/services to make them happier.
>no no no I meant stocks and investing
A public company wants/needs money to expand/survive/pivot their business to adapt to current times. They do a stock offering and sell 1,000,000 shares at $10. The shares are purchased because investors perceive eventual higher worth, while the company sells the shares to bankroll their new plans. The company succeeds and is able to refine their product, expand their product, or create a new product to better serve customers. The stockholders are rewarded for their cash infusion with higher share prices or dividends. Once again customers are given a new/better/refined product.

Please finish high school before posting here

[Anonymous No.52457680]

>>52457481
Not sure. But in 2008 the energy sector was 16% of the S&P500.... In 1980 it was 30%. Today it's 4%.

We can go a lot higher.

[Anonymous No.52457687]

>>52457545
Inshallah

[Anonymous No.52457692]

Is this article5 just a nothing burger to spook the market?
I thought the recession is canceled and we are back to the golden bullrun?

[Anonymous No.52457696]

>>52457591
>article 4

Why not article 5???

[Anonymous No.52457703]

>the futas

[Anonymous No.52457724]

>>52457692
all it will do is cause patriot missile batterys to move into ukraine and we overtly give more high tech weapons to ukraine. we will be their air defense

[Anonymous No.52457735]

>>52457094
Those are some fine boots!

[Anonymous No.52457743]

>>52457671
>why would SA cut and reduce their own profits
>reduce their own profits
Doesn't work that way, mate. Also, what I've gathered SA doesn't have unlimited supply of easy-to-deploy crude sources, better cash out properly.

[Anonymous No.52457745]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52457778]

>>52457369
Based. Should've finished them in WWII.

[Anonymous No.52457779]

>>52457745
were the guys on the side of the ship okay?

[Anonymous No.52457790]

>>52457094
LMAO I’m glad that my choice of boots have become a part of /smg/ lore. I got over 30 (You)‘s that thread

[Anonymous No.52457794]

>>52457779
...were the SOXL bagholders ok?

[Anonymous No.52457806]

>>52457778
1. based means high on crack niggerlover
2. the cold war was a work
3. even if it wasn't you couldn't do shit

[Anonymous No.52457813]

>>52457743
post email and ill call you a retard when they dont cut,

[Anonymous No.52457824]

>>52457468

[Anonymous No.52457829]

AN ARTICLE 5.4 SECTION B SUBSECTION BIG I LITTLE J LEGALESE ADDENDUM XYZ JUST RATIFIED OVER MY HOUSE!

[Anonymous No.52457830]

what are the odds TGT misses earnings after WMT beat?

[Anonymous No.52457831]

>>52457572
I told yall niggas to not short banks. Financials are the only sector that benefits from higher rates. In addition, a lot of bad news was priced into them due to recession fears, they got heemed to single digit PE ratios. People expected the worst, but surprised to the upside by growing net interest margins.

JPMorgan is /smg/s bank

[Anonymous No.52457832]

FUCK SOME BOILING WATER JUST BOUNCED OFF A TEA BAG ONTO MY HAND, SCALDING ME. SELL EVERYTHING AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52457846]

>>52457790
Take a pic of them,faggot

[Anonymous No.52457852]

>>52457813
See (you) soon, bro.

[Anonymous No.52457854]

Camon bears give me -4% QQQ tomorrow to sell some put spreads on

[Anonymous No.52457858]

>>52457846
You really think I bought a $950 pair of Gucci boots? It was fake. Everything on 4chan is fake

[Anonymous No.52457859]

NYSE McClellan Oscillator.

Showing previous divergences in the last year when readings were greater than 150.

[Anonymous No.52457865]

>futes

[Anonymous No.52457874]

We just got the greatest excuse to get NATO more involved without looking like the aggressor. I'm thinking they jump on this.

[Anonymous No.52457876]

>>52457859
So next squiggly line go up or down?

[Anonymous No.52457877]

I live with my girlfriends family and out of 10 people living in this house, all adults, only me and her parents work. Why are zoomers like this

[Anonymous No.52457885]

>>52457858
Most things are fake in this reality,dont worry.
Our laughter maybe wasnt tho

[Anonymous No.52457896]

>>52457877
>10 people living in this house
Hermano...

[Anonymous No.52457920]

>>52457448
They need oil for the NATO war machine, the infidels will make us rich inshallah

[Anonymous No.52457940]

>>52457877
This is a fucking goblina situation, isn't it?

[Anonymous No.52457945]

>>52457591
Is that the article where they invade a country in order to protect it? Sounds very American.

[Anonymous No.52457955]

>>52457389
History is written by the winner, it doesn't matter if the missile was Russian. The record will say it was.
NOC, GD, LMT

[Anonymous No.52457959]

>>52457896
Nah I'm white. Her parents charge me $600 a month for their entire basement. That would be rented for $3k by anyone else. Im cheap not retarded sorry

[Anonymous No.52457970]

Doing a 6 hour Nofap. Tomorrow should be green

[Anonymous No.52457975]

>>52457167
I'm good at research. In this world, I get paid for my research. Fuck outta here

[Anonymous No.52457983]

>>52457831
they are overbought
mortgage demand has completely dried up
they are not originating loans
Fed is not giving them free money buying MBS or bonds anymore
higher rates doesn't matter for the banks when the yield curve is inverted, if it costs them more to borrow than they make from lending further out
higher rates doesn't matter if they're not originating any loans

[Anonymous No.52457984]

>>52457940
She’s fat but she doesn’t bitch, she’s white, and she lets me fuck. it’s wife material

[Anonymous No.52458005]

>>52457448
>>52457477
Allah (PBUH) smiles upon us.

[Anonymous No.52458008]

>>52457970
Thank you for your sacrifice

[Anonymous No.52458018]

>>52457667
Well ok then, Ill just lock in some gains. I bought because of your post. Could have had a massive gain if I sold during WW3, damn. A win is a win though.

[Anonymous No.52458024]

>>52457984
>She’s fat
Ew. How fat?

[Anonymous No.52458031]

>>52458008

[Anonymous No.52458035]

>>52457984

real high standards, ahab

[Anonymous No.52458039]

>>52458008
Yes ma'am straight from the source.

[Anonymous No.52458044]

>>52457389
IT WAS RUSSIAN!

THOSE BRITISH AND AMERICAN GLOWNIGGERS SPEEDING AWAY FROM THE SCENE WAS JUST A COINCIDENCE

RUSSIA BOMBED AN INNOCENT VILLAGE AND DESTROYED THE HOLOCAUST MUSEUM CHUDS!

[Anonymous No.52458050]

>>52458035
hey man that sounds like a decent catch in jewmerica

[Anonymous No.52458054]

>>52457970
Also known as 'going to bed'

[Anonymous No.52458063]

>>52458008
astufallah you should not be posting this moo cow material, you are corrupting the youth my brother

[Anonymous No.52458073]

>>52457830
No one is listening. WMT earnings were apocalyptic. -0.66 EPS unadjusted.

https://corporate.walmart.com/media-library/document/q3-fy23-earnings-release/_proxyDocument?id=00000184-779e-d85e-a3b4-ffbeb9e60000
They annouced $20 Billion of more buybacks, with cash they don't have. Buying their own stock on margin at the top this is madness.

The adjusted earnings only look good because they said their stock appreciating counts as earnings. If stock prices go down they become even more severely overvalued

[Anonymous No.52458079]

>>52458018
if it falls again, if there's another big broad market rally, I will probably jump back in - looking to short any rallies in financials
possible that it keeps rising and we're both taking profits too soon, but better safe than sorry

[Anonymous No.52458090]

>>52458063
>corrupting the youth
To like big breasted women?

[Anonymous No.52458096]

>>52458024
200lbs

[Anonymous No.52458115]

>>52458096
your girl is at least like 5'11 right?

[Anonymous No.52458122]

Putting in more money in two weeks wish me luck.

[Anonymous No.52458130]

>>52458096
If she doesn't bitch, then it's worth it
t. got two skinny crazy ass bitches pregnant when I was younger

[Anonymous No.52458140]

>>52458063
Cows are halal brother, just like goats

Lean hogs however...

[Anonymous No.52458141]

Hey fellas. I'm back from my 5 month self-imposed exile. Made over 100k from 5k last year then dumped about 30k in June so I shut it down while I started a new job. Ready to ramp back up the Ole RH account. What's the newest meme shit? We still all about SOXL? where my USAC Chad's at?

[Anonymous No.52458148]

weird that they are doing article 4 instead of 5. I figured that WW3 would be good for the economy?

[Anonymous No.52458159]

Sell 2DTE credit spreads
>1% profit expected
>stock has to move against me 2% for two days in a row (happens maybe once a month if I sell smart)
>can cut the cord during first day if it doesn't go my way, lose about 2%
This is what I'm doing now

Sell 1DTE credit spreads:
>1% profit expected
>stock has to move against me 3.5% in a single day (happens ?? times a month, no way to really predict it)
>have to cut the cord on exp day, lose ??%
I'm thinking about doing this.

Short term options gamblers, fill me in. How dangerous is it for me to play this game against you? QQQ is my underlying.

[Anonymous No.52458163]

>>52458115
5’8”

>>52458130
Yeah I mean I’m chilling. I didn’t realize just how fucking insane most women were for a long time, and now I’ll take a loveable whale over retarded nagging bitches all day.

[Anonymous No.52458164]

Bought SOXS at 48 how fucked am I

[Anonymous No.52458165]

Poland is about to invoke article 5 on Ukraine and will inherit all of their lands.

[Anonymous No.52458168]

>>52458096
I hope shes got good genetics underneath that fat because generally fat girls raise weak children.

[Anonymous No.52458171]

>>52458141
Nothing's changed really. Just different letters now is all

[Anonymous No.52458176]

>>52458141
All on JEPI.Or Baba puts

[Anonymous No.52458213]

>>52458141
It's time to buy calls on $AMMO

[Anonymous No.52458218]

>>52458140
>gyaru cowgirl
wow

[Anonymous No.52458225]

>>52458159
Dangerous game fren. I just buy butterflies to gamble, risk to reward is good, and unlike sellin credit spreads, I'm not on the hook if shit goes wrong, idk that's just my 2 cents

[Anonymous No.52458239]

>>52457877
Hard work doesn't pay anymore. I'm not even joking living 10 deep in a house, collecting welfare and recycling beer cans until the Jewish ponzi scheme collapses sounds based as fuck

[Anonymous No.52458246]

>>52458159
It’s easy money until a day like last week where the markets up 5% and you lose your fucking shirt in one swoop. I park all my gambling cash in close to expiration credit spreads though because it generates a lot.

[Anonymous No.52458260]

>>52458239
>Hard work doesn't pay anymore

[Anonymous No.52458266]

sell everything

[Anonymous No.52458280]

>>52458239
I agree but you don’t have to work hard, you just have to show up somewhere and check the box that says your a minority and then complain to HR if someone tells you to work harder. Even if your white this works. Who the fuck is breaking their back for $16 hour that’s literally retarded

[Anonymous No.52458287]

I bought SOXS for 32.40

[Anonymous No.52458288]

>>52458096
Jesus bro have some self respect

[Anonymous No.52458299]

>>52458280
What's the easiest minorities to pretend to be on a form if you're white, American Indian or what?

[Anonymous No.52458302]

>>52458288
Nothing wrong with some BBW action

[Anonymous No.52458301]

>>52458280
Shit that reminds me I want to apply for WFH jobs with a fake resume and identifying as a minority.

[Anonymous No.52458305]

>>52458163
can you add a tripcode so i can filter all your posts, someone living like an indian is not someone i would like to communicate with

[Anonymous No.52458319]

>>52458171
I see that with all the bear vs bull shit. Where do normies chat about stocks? Wsb? I think I'd rather go all in on Palantir.
>>52458176
Word
>>52458213
Made some money last year on AMMO earnings . What else you got

[Anonymous No.52458335]

>>52458319
I gave you one idea, i aint spoonfeeding unless you offer something in return

[Anonymous No.52458347]

FOMC Minutes: November 23rd
Non-farm Payrolls: December 2nd
November CPI: December 13th
Fed Powell: December 14th.

[Anonymous No.52458351]

>>52458302
>action
You know a girl that heavy riding you could unironically fracture your pelvis,right?

[Anonymous No.52458365]

>>52458159
>>52458225
I don't sell options anymore. Short gains with big risk. Give me 90 dte calls and puts on low premium shit all day. Wait for oil to tank then buy a shit ton of SUN calls.

[Anonymous No.52458367]

>>52458266
whats the name of these sites with the location of the skirmishes

[Anonymous No.52458368]

>>52458347
Santa rally bros,we're going home

[Anonymous No.52458384]

>>52458299
Pick one. They’re not legally allowed to look at your medical records. If someone questions it tell them your grandma is X race and then report them to HR. I actually combo this with a good family doctor that will write notes saying you have IBS/adhd/ect. As long as you stay minimally productive but just enough of a lawsuit threat to ward off criticism you’re golden usually.

>>52458288
Don’t knock it till you’ve tried it.

[3XETFBULLS No.52458391]

>>52457094
>TMF

[Anonymous No.52458408]

>>52458305
I’ll switch to data just so you can’t filter my ID retard

>>52458351
Big girls have big appetites chump

[Anonymous No.52458422]

>>52458239
Ive found hard work has gotten me higher wages. You have to actually get a job outside of retail.

[Anonymous No.52458449]

>>52458384
All this talk by Jews of white privilege, when we have to pretend to be anything but white to avoid being discriminated against. They fucking literally invert everything, don't they?

[Anonymous No.52458507]

I am not fucking paying $5 for butter. I will sooner buy a cow

[Anonymous No.52458519]

>>52458164
you need to take the L now, ride this pump till next CPI/Fed meeting, or DCA down if you don't want to be a temp bull.

[Anonymous No.52458529]

>>52458422
Yeah, this. Work a job that gets you more pay by being more efficient and getting better customer service. Retail is so depressing because you can't ever move upward until someone above you (who doesn't even known your or at least doesn't like you) says, "Go."

It's different in smaller businesses where you have clients. The more valuable it is that you are punctual, respectable, well-dressed and cool, the more you will get paid by the customer. But not if it goes through a big company, corporate or otherwise. Has to go through a small office. Could be yours

[Anonymous No.52458555]

>>52458507
>unironically eating butter
Let me guess you also add it to your morning coffee?

[Anonymous No.52458561]

>>52458422
I went from $18 to $23 in a year and a half due to impressing my boss and bosses boss by my work ethic. Very small business.

[Anonymous No.52458566]

>>52458555
it's better than using seed oils

[Anonymous No.52458570]

>>52458555
I add this to my coffee

[Anonymous No.52458573]

>>52458555
tbf butter is better for you than seed oil bullshit

[Anonymous No.52458575]

Don't tell your mother yet... but we are recovering

[3XETFBULLS No.52458588]

Look at the bonds
>TMF

[Anonymous No.52458592]

>>52458575
Can I tell your mother?

[Anonymous No.52458595]

>>52458573
my thoughts exactly.... read the ingredients of that crap

[Anonymous No.52458596]

>>52458555
If you bake using shortening instead of butter you are going to hell

[Anonymous No.52458600]

>>52458592
Sure

[Anonymous No.52458606]

>>52458575
already bought $200000 of my moms money into her account
all s&p 500. bonds are for faggots

[Anonymous No.52458612]

amazing to me in the current year that people still think butter is bad for you

[Anonymous No.52458618]

>>52458260
>>52458280
>>52458422

I make $23/hr. I might as well sleep under a fucking bridge and drop out it's literally fucking nothing. I make more money clicking on lines in robinhood than I do at work. You have to make 6 figures to be a fucking poor anymore. Might as well just be poor and not have to dance like a nigger picking cotton at work for boomers and make small talk with retards just worried about paying child support and buying more McDonald's between football game. Hey goy a 3 bedroom house is just $600,000 dance for it faggot

[Anonymous No.52458619]

>>52458225
Do you build your butterflies with puts or calls? I don't really see how the use cases differ for these two spreads. Thanks

[Anonymous No.52458643]

>>52458612
I love butter, I just don't put it in my coffee. And I sure as hell don't use that fake margarine shit

[Anonymous No.52458650]

>DCAing into SQQQ again
>will sell at 40% gain
It's just that easy

[Anonymous No.52458662]

>>52458365
cnq>>>>sun

[Anonymous No.52458666]

>>52458575
That's such a stupid chart holy shit.

[Anonymous No.52458676]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52458686]

>>52458618
the only way to make it would be to get out of the gate at a trot with a decent job in your early 20s, get a mortgate right away and have roommates pay it off by your mid-30s

[Anonymous No.52458696]

>>52458650
based

[Anonymous No.52458703]

Do not put butter in your coffee
It will not work and be gross

[Anonymous No.52458706]

>>52458666
Nice trips, satan, but it's actually two charts, and they're both very intelligent

[Anonymous No.52458719]

>futes

[3XETFBULLS No.52458720]

>BOND YIELDS HAVE PEAKED

[Anonymous No.52458732]

>>52458529
>>52458561
Yeah. Big box stores have no where to climb to. Whats above retail wagie? The floor manager. How many are needed at any given time? Not that many. Its the difference between a job and a career.
>>52458618
23 an hour is better than most but what do you do? Are you in a big box store?

[Anonymous No.52458738]

>>52458619
There's no difference really in the spread itself, except if I'm going bearish I'll use puts or bullish calls because of assignments, which you are protected it's just less tax work if they all expire worthless instead of getting assigned back and forth that's all

[Anonymous No.52458740]

>>52458703
Exactly.I instead add a bit of rum or scotch,maybe red gatorade if its iced coffee

[Anonymous No.52458747]

>>52458643
I don't put it in my coffee either. I think the sharp increase alzheimers and dementia correlates to when the (((health experts))) started saying butter was bad

[Anonymous No.52458751]

welp, i failed to buy puts on TSLA like i planned. the good news is that the price has hardly moved since friday so there's still a chance. still looks like tomorrow could be another green-ish day so i'll wait it out and maybe buy on friday or next week for sure. still buying JEPI as well

[Anonymous No.52458762]

>>52458740
Is coffee in itself not good enough for you people
I drink espresso but Irish coffee is good.

[Anonymous No.52458771]

>>52458732
Manufacturing. I understand why people go on shooting sprees at companies like this. They could pay me $40/hr and I still couldn't buy a house that's not near niggers or more than 30 minute commute to work and would still face existential crisis for 50% of my waking hours

[Anonymous No.52458772]

>>52458747
Yea I agree, fake salt, fake sugar, fake butter, fake meat, etc etc all bad for you

[Anonymous No.52458782]

Long term caffeine consumption leads to cognitive deficits.

[Anonymous No.52458794]

>>52458335
Not spoo feeding, friend, just sharing ideas. Buy CAPL calls 1-2 months before the next ex-dividend date. Been more reliable than USAC the last 6 months and has made me lots of money

[Anonymous No.52458798]

>>52458703
Kek

[Anonymous No.52458806]

>>52458703
I've been drinking matcha green tea for almost three months now and it always energizes and gets me in the zone, It has little caffeine so I can go days without and there doesn't seem to be a slow down or tolerance.
I don't know what the fucked causes it but the japs are onto something

[Anonymous No.52458810]

I recently learned that all anime posters are actually cute anime girls in real life...
Just letting you know that I will find you! and I will have sex with you!

[Anonymous No.52458825]

>>52458771
>Manufacturing
How are you only at $23? Arent most manufacturing unions or something? Or at least higher? Most blue collar jobs pay a ton of overtime. Switch over to other stuff. With muh tight labor market, now is the time to switch dude. Go for it. Could always become an oil chad and come work in the oil fields. $26ish an hour, 1.5x over time, over time at 40 hours, 84 hours every week. 2 weeks on, 2 weeks off.

[Anonymous No.52458829]

>>52458650
>>52458806
Stop posting pictutes like this.

[Anonymous No.52458836]

Another day. Another day of "Ah WW3 is on, run for your bunkers!".. Honestly I did nothing this afternoon. Ho hum. They pay me to do "nothing". I've got a very stress free life.

[Anonymous No.52458853]

>>52458751
Why tf would you play such high premium shit?

[Anonymous No.52458856]

>>52458829
says the fucking butter drinker

[Anonymous No.52458862]

>>52458703
>putting *anything* in your coffee

[Anonymous No.52458884]

>>52458856
I'm telling you right now. Stop. Posting. Pictures. Of. Atrractive. Fit. 2d. Girls.

[Anonymous No.52458889]

>>52458862
Half teaspoon of honey

[Anonymous No.52458891]

>>52458862
*except your dick

[Anonymous No.52458894]

>>52458836
Govt employees are all useless, worthless leech drains on actual hardworking citizens. At least your honest about it

[Anonymous No.52458905]

>>52458825
My take-home is like 60k with OT and bonuses. It would be financially retarded as fuck for me to buy a home. I would be a debt slave to the jews for 30 years barely making enough to break even every month like most goys

>oh boy goy you can get 84 hours of labor a week think of the OT

Seriously fuck you dude.. I'm gonna keep buying puts and encourage people to drop out. You can tongue my taint if you think I wanna risk getting maimed 90 hours a week to make enough to drink myself to death and buy a box to sleep in (make sure to tip your Jewish bankers 10% interest on the mortgage)

Everything will break soon. 70% of people my age rent. Most of the zoomers would rather do fentanyl and shoplift for a living. I'm not pumping your 401k bags boomer

[Anonymous No.52458907]

I got my performance review today and all my previous ones have been amazing and my boss has been super happy about my performance this year. however my bosses boss swooped in apparently and demanded that he do the review with him, and now I've gone from 1's and 2's (near perfect) to 3's and 4's
I'm absolutely fucking seething, I don't think I've been this violently angry in forever. I don't even see this dude more than 20 minutes a week or interact with him outside meetings. I don't know why he has it out for me when my boss thought I was doing a great job

[Anonymous No.52458910]

THE BLACK SWAN OF CANARIES IN THE COALMINE IT IS ABSOLUTELY FUCKING OVER. BULLS ARE DEAD!

[Anonymous No.52458912]

>>52458762
Im fine with black coffee i just add some fun when the markets close like friday close or so.cant fuck around while trading

[Anonymous No.52458915]

>>52458862
chaga powder and a splash of milk. Haven't been sick in probably 5 years

[Anonymous No.52458923]

>>52458570

[Anonymous No.52458933]

>>52458853
i play it because i've been able to keep up with the news and trade accordingly while also applying my basic TA to know when to short and long the stock. its worked for me so far, i haven't been playing it these past couple weeks but i'm still sticking with it. what do you recommend?

[Anonymous No.52458938]

Baking.

[Anonymous No.52458945]

>>52458907
just fucking quit lol, and dont leave a notice either.

[Anonymous No.52458948]

>>52458907
Just tell him to kick rocks bro

[Anonymous No.52458956]

>>52458772
You know what’s the worst imitation of a real-life product is nowadays?
Women

[Anonymous No.52458957]

>>52458910
I am ready, I dumped all my RYCEY today for this very moment.

[Anonymous No.52458959]

>>52458555
you sound like a faggot. this better be bait

[Anonymous No.52458967]

>>52458907
Are you the boss's boss lunch meeting Anon? I was wondering how it went. Well...not good I can see. Sorry, Anon.

[Anonymous No.52458968]

>>52458907
The Jocko Podcast has a lot of advice on situations like this. Like, specifically, he goes around doing meetings with Fortune 500 CEOs giving them advice on how to talk respectfully to feminine men in the workplace. This guy's probably a bitch, probably sees you as competition. If he saw a larger problem, he would have skewered your boss AND you, not just you.

But you have to be cool with that. Good.

[Anonymous No.52458972]

>>52458907
It's a scam so they can fire people for low performance instead of going through the trouble of layoffs.

[Anonymous No.52458974]

>>52458907
You're they cybersecurity dude,right?
Did you check your boss bosses nose?
if they were larger than normal,you know why they want you out.

[Anonymous No.52458976]

>>52458907
Maybe it's because we are in a recession and the economy is collapsing and everyone is getting laid off and consumer debt is at an all time high and inflation is out of control and demand is down and...

[Anonymous No.52458980]

>>52458905
>Seriously fuck you dude..
Kek kind of my point though. You find a career where your hard work actually raises your position. I started at $26 for oil and now im at $705 a day. As for zoomers all being druggies thats because theyre all atheists and materialists. People with no God are weak and easily manipulated.
>>52458810
:)

[Anonymous No.52458983]

>>52458957
Dayyum, you've been bag holding that shit for a, haven't you?

[Anonymous No.52458984]

>>52458889
ywnbam

[Anonymous No.52458986]

How bearish would it be for stocks on tiktok, youtube, twitch, instagram etc. if they really do go with article 5 and draft all of the zoomers into WW3?

[Anonymous No.52458989]

>>52458884

[Anonymous No.52458998]

>>52458923

[Anonymous No.52459006]

>>52458986
Stocks wouldn't even matter at that point. You should be more concerned aboit securing a bunker.

[Anonymous No.52459007]

>>52458907
Reviews are a meme. They depend on how much the reviewer likes you and how recently you've pissed them off. My 1-year review with a company was all 5/5s. My 2-year review was with a different guy and all 2s-3s because a) He's the type that never gives 5s "because you can always improve" and b) I did something to annoy him within the 2 weeks of my review. Other 50 weeks out of the year were perfect? Too bad. Then I ended up being fired for "performance". It's all a meme so they have a reason to get rid of you at any time. At my newest job, I focus solely on socializing, memes, happy hours, and getting people to like me and I get better reviews even though I work less.

[Anonymous No.52459014]

>>52458989
Okay I give up. I admit fit 2d girls are the best. Americans will seethe and cope.

[Anonymous No.52459021]

>>52458989

[Anonymous No.52459025]

>>52458915
>well, except for monkeyp*x, but you know what I mean by sick

[Anonymous No.52459028]

>>52458980
I don't live within 12 hours of an oilfield and I'm not going to relocate to get laid off as soon as Saudis decide to pump more or the Ukraine war ends and they tell half the crew to fuck off

[Anonymous No.52459031]

HHHNNNGGGHHH

[Anonymous No.52459035]

>>52458983
yes. I have come to terms the profit margin recovery I was looking for isn't going to happen

[Anonymous No.52459046]

>>52457874
Why would they do that when Russia is already struggling heavily as it is and they have Ukrainians doing all the work for free?

[Anonymous No.52459072]

>>52459031
Why do you guys save this

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52459083]

Bobros, I told you we are back

[Anonymous No.52459085]

I'm being slightly retarded but its still pretty awful earnings. walmart owns a lot of online retailers and foreign supermarkets like ASDA, JD.com, art.com
makes it near impossible to value walmart based off of their earnings because most of it fluctuates based on their investments.

their core business is complete shit right now but being held afloat by these.

[Anonymous No.52459088]

>>52459072
fit 2d girls working out is incredibly sexy

[Anonymous No.52459096]

>>52459072
Refences and anatomy studies
And to furiously masterbate

[Anonymous No.52459113]

>>52459085
Everything is shit dude.. just short qqq or spy instead of trying to short fucking walmart..

[Anonymous No.52459124]

>>52459083
green day confirmed

[Anonymous No.52459133]

So is dwac gonna plummet tomorrow because of trump announces his announcement in a few mins?

[Anonymous No.52459159]

God I hope NVDA crashes and burns to the ground tomorrow and takes AMD with it

[Anonymous No.52459206]

>>52459159
who would win, anon's puts or Warren Buffet-sama

[Anonymous No.52459226]

>>52459206
Wouldnt it be crazy if they rug,now that he bought? haha

[Anonymous No.52459238]

>>52459206
He bought TSM, not NVDA or AMD

[Anonymous No.52459239]

>>52459133
>I am now announcing...
>...My return Twitter
>DWAC goes to 0

[Anonymous No.52459261]

>>52459226
He would just buy more like he did with oil.
>>52459238
Still, if Buffet's bullish it drives the sector up. Lets not forget Cathie Wood and Cramer are bearish on AMD and NVDA

[Anonymous No.52459266]

>>52457603
I really really like this image.

[Anonymous No.52459273]

>>52459206
must be nice to immediately have all your purchases spike after you buy something because retards slob your knob. how could you ever lose money

[Anonymous No.52459304]

>>52459261
TSM is a value stock that is planning new factories in burgerland and has a P/E of 16. NVDA and AMD are growth stocks trying to stay afloat on data centers and have P/E of 50 and 40

[Anonymous No.52459308]

>>52458989
Umm.. uhhh.. ummm.. hi ma'am hehe.... my index is forming a bullish breakout pattern if you know what I mean hehe.. ummm...

[Anonymous No.52459318]

>>52459206
Probably anons puts. Buffet bought TSM in Q3 at a 30% lower price and it doesn't have anything to do with a 55 p/e Nvidia stock that is going to report a miss because crypto is fucking dead

[Anonymous No.52459330]

>>52459308

[Anonymous No.52459347]

Chip sector is currently overbought and due for like another 50% drawdown this cycle.
You shouldn't necessarily follow Buffet's trades because they are likely part of a much larger strategy of un-correlated investments (IE: TSM as basically a hedge that all this China shit comes to nothing), very long term looking and because once you start throwing that much money around you become much more illiquid and less agile compared to retail investors.

[Anonymous No.52459354]

>>52459330
IM A LEVERAGED BULL AWOOGA AWOOGA ATH IN MY PANTS

[Anonymous No.52459363]

>>52459304
>TSM
I just looked at TSM's 5 year chart and Intel's 10 year chart. Looks like TSM is just now returning to its mean. That means this is a great price to buy, but it could still go lower on bad news. But that's speculation--and Warren doesn't do that.

Intel on the other hand--holy shit. We could be in a '00 bubble like that still, or we could be just coming out of it. Intel peaked at $74 and never, ever came back.

[Anonymous No.52459369]

>>52459308
>>52459330
If you are under 50 you should always be bullish on markets. Keep buying.

[Anonymous No.52459370]

>>52459273
He is an oracle after all he just knows things from drinking all those cherry cokes
>>52459304
you look at the charts for TSM, NVDA, and AMD they all pretty much move as the others do.
>>52459318
Crypto does not matter, how many times do we have to go over this in /smg/ it really does not matter at all.

[Anonymous No.52459390]

bull bros not like this...

[Anonymous No.52459405]

>>52459390

>>52458287

[Anonymous No.52459411]

>>52459390
They're just going to give Ukraine more missiles and tell Zelensky he doesn't have to pretend like he's interested in peace talks

[Anonymous No.52459414]

>>52459390
Fuck

[Anonymous No.52459422]

>>52459390
>#Indonesia

[Anonymous No.52459440]

>>52459318
P R I C E D I N
R R
I I
C C
E E
D D

I I
N N

[Anonymous No.52459441]

>>52459370
Nvdia is a piece of shit stock and going back to $70/share. It's entire growth was people price gouging their video cards to mine crypto

Buffet is an insider trading faggot that moves around enough money that he can't possibly lose because he has retarded brainlets like you that think he is some kind of God just because you follow him to get rugged on like idiots

[Anonymous No.52459455]

>>52459422
they're all at the G20 meetings there

[Anonymous No.52459465]

>>52459390
This is a false flag to distract from Trump's (((announcement)))

[Anonymous No.52459472]

>>52459455
I just thought it was funny it was hashtagged.

[Anonymous No.52459485]

>>52459441
>reddit spacer disagrees with me
bullish

[Anonymous No.52459489]

Patriots in control. Trust the plan. Line goes up

[Anonymous No.52459494]

>>52459390
In do neez nuts lmao gottem.

[Anonymous No.52459495]

>>52459390

[Anonymous No.52459502]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52459505]

>>52459390
Biden and trump will both have simultaneous announcements, what are the odds?

[Anonymous No.52459515]

>>52459485
Cya tomorrow when they miss earnings.. again.. lower guidance.. again.. and are still 50 p/e during a recession where I'm bearish on all of tech in general

[Anonymous No.52459523]

>>52459411

[Anonymous No.52459535]

>you cant do TA on VIX
>volatility is going down
>generational bottom is in
look at this scam wick. all the way back above the .382 ready to bounce starting tomorrow you. got. HOOKED.

[Anonymous No.52459546]

>>52459505
Of me watching either? 0%

It would be based if Trump named the jews and went on a rant about how covid was the biggest scam in history but he is kike compromised like everyone else

[Anonymous No.52459553]

>>52459523
Ukrainian false flag? Good. The end justifies the means to defeat Poopin.

[Anonymous No.52459558]

DUUUDE MY LINES MUH LINES LOOK AT THE LINES
shut the fuck up faggot

[Anonymous No.52459580]

>>52459515
Watch NVDA pump even if earnings are bad because we're in a meltup since bobos can't trade momentum for shit.

[Anonymous No.52459586]

>>52459558
>cant do math
why are you so upset with simplicity? we are very near the top if it wasnt already in this morning

[Anonymous No.52459590]

>>52459535
Man that's alot of lines brosephus. So will line go up or line go down tomorrow (the normal line not any of those 50)

[Anonymous No.52459591]

>>52459535
>HOOKED
https://youtu.be/_2kEjZSMj6I?t=97

[Anonymous No.52459600]

>>52458907
They’re trying to make you seem lazy so they can fire you for case and not have to pay out severance or unemployment, at least one tech firm (I forget the name) was caught doing exactly this

[Anonymous No.52459611]

Futures

[Anonymous No.52459624]

>>52459586
>why are you so upset with simplicity?
get on my level of simplicity. 4100 is programmed

[Anonymous No.52459625]

>>52459600
for cause*

[Anonymous No.52459645]

>>52459580
I literally don't give a fuck about playing earnings.. I don't know why every redditor plays options on meme tech tickers instead of just trading indexs. Literally every meme trading 20 year old YouTube faggots portfolio is like Nvidia, palantir and Intel leaps or some stupid shit that is down 60% this year. You are paying so much fucking premium to gamble on weeklies that could heem you just because big money is going to move it whatever way fucks over the most zoomers

[Anonymous No.52459656]

New

>>52459646
>>52459646

[Anonymous No.52459676]

>>52459590
I feel like spy topped out, and vix strength has never been lower since december 2004. now we have this ww3 rumor. I think VIX will go up and spy will start to come down but whether or not its a black swan I highly doubt it but its fun to dream
>>52459624
honestly I wouldnt mind ill just buy more vix calls but way further out. Im down 50% for december but whats a few 3% days between friends? just hurry up

[Anonymous No.52459678]

>>52459645
Hey I got wiped out, transfer me a coupla em drip calls to my rh wallet dawg. Like three fo ubem. Thanks mane

[Anonymous No.52459700]

>>52459624
Uhm sirs if you will notice the pattern is big pump, little pump, big pump, little pump, big pump, little pump (you are here)

This one is done we are going down

[Anonymous No.52459712]

>>52459624
>>52459586
zoom out

[Anonymous No.52459714]

>>52459645
I'm not playing earnings either I'm just trading the current market narrative which is currently bullish

[Anonymous No.52459727]

>>52459712
we'll get a double top to wreck your butthole, just for you bby

[Anonymous No.52459739]

>>52459712
No u.

We are due for a 10 year crab

[Anonymous No.52459752]

>>52459441
TSM didn't go up because of Buffett. It went up because Biden went and smiled with Xi and it looked genuine. They shook hands. Biden touched his back the fuckin creep and Xi said, "It's good to see you." Could all be deceit but it looks good

[Anonymous No.52459862]

>>52458738
Thanks fren

[Anonymous No.52459921]

>>52458618
If you are making more in RH than a $23/hr job then you can stick to the stocks and relocate to some place more rural and your money will go a lot farther. Around here (in the rural SE USA) $23/hr is considered fairly impressive. You can also get a pretty good house staring around $100,000 that *maybe* needs some fixing up.

[Anonymous No.52460030]

>>52459921
>>52458618
You're supposed to work and stocks so you can put more into the stocks.

[Anonymous No.52460047]

>>52459752
>the beijing biden memes were real

[Anonymous No.52460059]

just paid my property taxes for 2023

fuck the government

[Anonymous No.52460192]

markets love orange man

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52460460]

>>52458606
Im sorry bro.

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52460604]

>>52459028
Smart move anon. I learned that one the hard way right out of college. Worked 100+ hour weeks for less and less pay before I finally quit.

[Anonymous No.52460836]

>>52459369
How bout if I'm over 60? What % bonds?
I'm over 60.

[Anonymous No.52462333]

>>52458703
>>52458740
Look up a Hot Buttered Rum