/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52453176]

My market now

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
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>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

previous:
>>52451393

[Anonymous No.52453195]

first for WW3

[Anonymous No.52453198]

>NATO announces a declaration of full-scale war against Russia
>Allied countries will wait until March on the basis of "fucking going there in the winter"

[Anonymous No.52453202]

>>52453195
Who is this bint?

[Anonymous No.52453205]

BASED PUTBO

[Anonymous No.52453210]

didn't panic sell my sqqq

[Anonymous No.52453213]

so long frens, ww3 is a cummin

[Anonymous No.52453221]

HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN

[Anonymous No.52453223]

This is such a fun game!!!!!

[Anonymous No.52453230]

come on spy, i know you got more dump in yas

[Anonymous No.52453229]

ww3 means the fed can't raise rates, bullish!

[Anonymous No.52453235]

Look at DIA (DOW30 ETF) its leading the rally since October Low. Its leading the US Stock Market over the NDX (Nasdaq 100). Growth companies. Wouldn't it make sense for GROWTH Companies to lead the rally??

[Anonymous No.52453239]

DRAFT THE BLACKS JEWS AND PAJEETS FIRST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52453240]

>>52453229
Big Brain

Fed will have to go to negative rates and QE to fund the war effort.

[Anonymous No.52453242]

>>52453235
No, growth companies are high beta garbage.

[Anonymous No.52453244]

I'm all in on calls, were going to keep pumping right?


Calls are super cheap, like crazy cheap right now.

[Anonymous No.52453250]

>>52453221
Don't care.

[Anonymous No.52453253]

Should I sell naked DWAC calls? I kinda wanna pocket the free premium on the hopium 50c

[Anonymous No.52453257]

You never listen to me. You always call me a nigger. You hate making money.

I told you that 400 was the top. I told you to sell everything and go short. I told you we had another leg down. I told you the Jews were going to rug retail. You never fucking listen to me.

[Anonymous No.52453261]

>>52453244
Buddy, look at DXY computer

[Anonymous No.52453266]

spy closing red today

[Anonymous No.52453270]

Mumu what happened?

Remember how exuberant you were this morning??

Fucking idiots.

[Anonymous No.52453279]

>>52453239
Sorry whiteboy you thought all those video games were just for fun lmao... older millennials bros we just can’t stop winning

[Anonymous No.52453288]

Look at vix

[Anonymous No.52453296]

>>52453257
>I told you that 400 was the top

Same here. The bull's copeposting this morning was unbearable. But at least they all got fucked.

[Anonymous No.52453298]

https://www.onet.pl/informacje/onetlublin/eksplozja-w-miejscowosci-przewodow-wojewoda-lubelski-jedzie-na-miejsce/k60bme0,79cfc278
KEK IT WAS A TRACTOR BLOWING UP

[Anonymous No.52453299]

Stop pumping every time the s&p touches red you nigger market

[Anonymous No.52453304]

>>52453257
There you are, nigger. Coming out when the market starts to head down. You said buy SOXL puts ~30 days out which are currently still down 10%. If the market turns back around I'm sure we will see you disappear again.

[Anonymous No.52453309]

>>52453270
check again

[Anonymous No.52453313]

AP has changed this headline 3 times in as many minutes

[Anonymous No.52453314]

why do we care about a couple of polacks? That's right, we don't

[Anonymous No.52453318]

>>52453298
there goes a one third of Poland's GDP.

[Anonymous No.52453319]

what the fuck was that

[Anonymous No.52453321]

Seems like the missile was a S-300. In other words: it's a fucking nothingburger.

[Anonymous No.52453324]

>>52453298
>The bombs will fall because some dumbshit Pole forgot to turn his tractor off
O-Okay

[Anonymous No.52453325]

>>52453288
Yeah it looks like its ready to pop

[Anonymous No.52453326]

>>52453314
Who would die for Danzig?

[Anonymous No.52453328]

dammit now the market is going back up

[Anonymous No.52453335]

REVERSAL AW YEA BABY BULL RUN BACK ON, NOTHING CAN JYNX IT NOW

[Anonymous No.52453342]

>he fell for the nuke fud

Oh no no no, not again bobo! You didn't really, did you??

[Anonymous No.52453343]

>>52453335
Not so fast.

[Anonymous No.52453352]

>>52453314
Maybe not, but the Germans called dibs on their clay.

[Anonymous No.52453353]

https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1592596551360471040?s=20&t=qGlav0BBwcG_c0zz8jzbrw
FUCK BOBOS

[Anonymous No.52453357]

>I bought SOXL puts instead of VIX calls yesterday
WHAT
WAS
I
THINKING
OH
RIGHT
I
WASNT

[Anonymous No.52453368]

So, is anybody looking to get back into natural gas or coal for the coming winter?

[Anonymous No.52453376]

white house trying to keep the market from absolutely cratering by acting like those might not be russian missiles for a bit lol

[Anonymous No.52453382]

>>52453304
I've been here all day nigger.

The Boeing, labu and sp500 puts I shilled yesterday are all neon green. I couldn't predict faggots fomoing semiconductors "because hekkin buffet bought" but I bought more soxl puts today. Cya at 3850 retest faggot

[Anonymous No.52453388]

>>52453368
low sulphur gasoil futures

[Anonymous No.52453395]

Damn what a clown market,who the fuck sold even?

[Anonymous No.52453401]

I hate algos so much it's unreal.

[Anonymous No.52453403]

so... something is finally happening huh?

[Anonymous No.52453404]

>>52453376
cope
your position safety now rests on whether or not WW3 is starting

that was a forced retest so that market can go up tmr, wouldn't be surprised if it was Saudis just doing it to pump oil

[Anonymous No.52453409]

Yeah I’m feeling a giga power hour pump. Bobos I recommend quitting while you’re ahead.

[Anonymous No.52453410]

>>52453376
Why would they be Russian missiles? Wouldn't it be more likely to have been Ukrainian missile defense?
I mean, how would a Russian missile miss its target by THAT much

[Anonymous No.52453424]

And we're back

[Anonymous No.52453425]

Look at the price exhaustion something big is gonna happen this week

[Anonymous No.52453426]

>>52453404
What happened to the market during WW2

[Anonymous No.52453427]

Nothingburger lol

Priced in, back to the rally

[Anonymous No.52453429]

Bulls euphoric still over a dead cat bounce. Hekkin slurp the cheapies reddit Mr buffet needs exit liquidity

[Anonymous No.52453430]

>>52453404
yeah i'm feeling pretty confident that we'll be seeing real nato action soon or an absolute economic blockade

[Anonymous No.52453440]

>>52453395
That video just ruined my day. I used to work with a girl that looked EXACTLY like her and I had never been more attracted to someone in my life.

[Anonymous No.52453442]

Bought the WW3 dip. Feeling good bros.

[Anonymous No.52453444]

>>52453410
Some Russian was just tired of fighting, said f' it, let's just bring in the big boys and end it quick

[Anonymous No.52453447]

>>52453376
>Biden waddles out on stage
>a turd visibly falls out of his pant leg
>he turns and shakes the hand of corn pop (who isn't there)
>mumbles out the words Russia and Ukraine (it takes 3 minutes)
>Y-y-you s-see, it's just, the thing is, you know, l-l-lets see where the missiles came from
>they aren't Russian they are the US missiles
>we bombed Poland
>his baboon handlers dome running out and stage screeching "no more questions go home". Even though there is no press there and nobody asked a question.
Think I'm close?

[Anonymous No.52453452]

my retard NVDA calls are going to pay

[Anonymous No.52453459]

>>52453424
That nicely filled the morning gap up.

[Anonymous No.52453460]

>>52453395
I'd lick her, too...
>>52453444
>and end it quick
Do Americans really think that is a thing? They're not sandniggers, anon. I'm sure they'll be much harder to kill.

[Anonymous No.52453463]

>>52453452
Is this a shoop

[Anonymous No.52453471]

god dammit. should have sold my puts. fuck fuck fuck i'm going to get some rope

[Anonymous No.52453475]

>>52453440
You dont look like the guy on the right though,Right?

[Anonymous No.52453479]

>>52453298

Think about this for a second fellas. 2 people died. What are the odds that a stray missile (cause it was obv not aimed) just happens to land on 2 yokel polish farmers as opposed to hitting a field?

Now, what are the odds some drunk slavs were fucking around with some explosive shit (NATO weps otw to Ukr for ex...) and blew themselves up?

Which is the more likely explanation? Use brain.

[Anonymous No.52453485]

Lol god bless the ukrainians and the poles for getting blown to bits. Bullish as fuck.

[Anonymous No.52453487]

>>52453463
I don't think so. I saw it on twitter and they were/are both in China

[Anonymous No.52453490]

>>52453460
It's just a thought, not meaning to hurt anyone's feelings,

[Anonymous No.52453502]

>>52453475
Anon look where you are and you'll realize how ridiculous it was to even need to ask that question.

[Anonymous No.52453514]

BUT BUY REDDIT BUY

THE MISSILES WERE REAL SO BUYYYY

WHO CARES THAT THEY COULD DO THE SAME PSYOP AND ANY TIME AND CRASH THE MARKET TO SHIT

BUYYYYYYYYY

[Anonymous No.52453527]

They are really going to let me rebuy the same spy puts.. again.. again..

[Anonymous No.52453535]

Oh no

[Anonymous No.52453538]

Seems like ww3 is cancelled

[Anonymous No.52453539]

>>52453502
Well im still a virgin at 27 but i take care of my body/diet,maybe its similar to him

[Anonymous No.52453549]

>>52453538
the money laundering operation through ukraine and FTX was just halted so expect the war to end soon

[Anonymous No.52453562]

>>52453463
thankfully no

[Anonymous No.52453563]

>>52453535
That sounds good though,unlike shady shit like USDT or BUSD

[Anonymous No.52453568]

>>52453549
>so expect the war to end soon

No retard. They are going to ramp up the war to blow up and bunch of shit and cover their tracks.

It's about to get really bad.

[Anonymous No.52453584]

WTF this pump back! what happened!? was about to sell for my daily profits wtf happened?

[Anonymous No.52453586]

>>52453563
>That sounds good though

People like you deserve to own nothing.

[Anonymous No.52453592]

false alarm bros

[Anonymous No.52453596]

>>52453539
There are 3 groups that consist of /smg/ users. 49% are physically repulsive. 49% are decent looking and/or in decent shape but are so autistic that they are incapable of acting normal around a woman to ever attract one. And 2% are retards that have too much money and buy $950 boots that look like a steaming pile of shit. Which one are you?

[Anonymous No.52453599]

>>52453568
Hmmm, he may be right, bad times happen cause nobody likes thinking about the bad in good times. So it's easier to squash if there are celebrations.

[Anonymous No.52453604]

>>52453562
The US really shouldn't elect people that are so old they can barely walk.

[Anonymous No.52453611]

>>52453596
>49% are decent looking and/or in decent shape but are so autistic that they are incapable of acting normal around a woman to ever attract one.
i resent that

[Anonymous No.52453613]

>>52453596
I'd go for the boots.

[Anonymous No.52453619]

>>52453198

[Anonymous No.52453621]

Should I DCA into Comcast?
>basically a monopoly on internet in some areas
>opening a new theme park in Florida during a time where Disney is making a lot of long time Disney Parks fans upset
>Peacock seems to be growing acceptably

[Anonymous No.52453626]

>>52453596
Considering I'm /fit/, and have a wife. I'd say your calculations don't exactly add up, Mr. Fatty

[Anonymous No.52453629]

>>52453562
He looks so unbelievably clueless when he walks. Like if he wasn't president and I saw him walking in a retirement home I wouldn't even have to think for a second rather that guy had dementia or not.

[Anonymous No.52453628]

>>52453539
i've seen these hundreds of times, but where is this?

[Anonymous No.52453632]

>>52453621
>>basically a monopoly on internet in some areas
Um, Starlink. Um. Um.

[Anonymous No.52453633]

>>52453613
you've seen the boots right?

[Anonymous No.52453652]

>>52453596
Maybe the autist one? altho i can hide my powerlevel around people,and i have never wore boots.

[Anonymous No.52453655]

>>52453626
>considering I'm /fit/
Damnit you're right, I did not factor in closeted homosexuals.

[Anonymous No.52453671]

>>52453475
Less fat and much better face. Much shorter though.

[Anonymous No.52453686]

Kind of upset i missed selling during the flash dip so now i have to hold off again, hoping there will be more red this week.

[Anonymous No.52453703]

>>52453655
Fats regularly seethe at the realization, that they'll never look like anything other than failed obesity experiments.
So, seethe as you must, fatty.

[Anonymous No.52453706]

Lol do retard bulls think if it wasn’t for the middle news they’d still be green??? No little retards, it’s closing red today news or no news (:

[Anonymous No.52453708]

The russian market seems a bit spooked

[Anonymous No.52453709]

pelosi got her puts loaded, so now they're gonna dump it again

[Anonymous No.52453719]

>>52453709
Filing link?

[Anonymous No.52453728]

>>52453708
that's still operating ?
wow

[Anonymous No.52453729]

>>52453703
I'm an outlier. I'm a hamchad, I look great and carry my weight well. J don't fall into the categories I described.

[Anonymous No.52453731]

>>52453706
>it’s closing red today news or no news
Substantial volume bought that dip. Today is not closing red.

[Anonymous No.52453732]

>>52453633
>you've seen the boots right?
Yeah, somebody help me out and post a picture of Anon's $950.00 dollar power bottom boots.

[Anonymous No.52453735]

So what, is WW3 bullish now? For fucks sake I'm down 5k cause of this nonsense market.

[Anonymous No.52453741]

I stand with Russia against the 2 killed in Poland by a random Russian rocket.

[Anonymous No.52453743]

We've been close to WW3 like 10 times this year
No one gives a fuck

[Anonymous No.52453746]

>>52453596
Mega autistic. The secret is it's not possible to get quiet or shy girls, but most girls love to talk so if you keep rather quiet they will be really attracted to you IF you are good looking.

[Anonymous No.52453755]

>>52453708
>That volume

[Anonymous No.52453756]

>>52453732

[Anonymous No.52453757]

[Anonymous No.52453758]

>>52453176
why isn't the market dumping when WW3 LITERALLY just started?

[Anonymous No.52453766]

>>52453729
>ascites belly
>"I look great"
LMAOOO

[Anonymous No.52453767]

Market doesn't seem like it wants to go back higher

[Anonymous No.52453773]

>>52453756
>950 american dollars for this

[Anonymous No.52453777]

>war kicking off
>oil starts rising
Oh yeah oil chads. What a time to be alive.

[Anonymous No.52453779]

>>52453756
put em on pepe

[Anonymous No.52453784]

>>52453613
I'd rather be obese and be a non-verbal autist than have to live with the fact I bought these hideous monstrosities

[Anonymous No.52453786]

should i grab some NVIDIA puts here before earnings tomorrow?

[Anonymous No.52453795]

>>52453596
umm im not on that list

>10/10 looks
>tall enough
>not poor
>massive cock
>not rich
>Confirmed Midwit
>shitty at stocks
>????
>Profit.

[Anonymous No.52453796]

>>52453596
I am attractive but hate women so much it's unreal. I can control my autism to get laid but it is emotionally draining to larp as a normie. I will make money because I like watching numbers go up for my autism but I will not buy $950 boots

I just rolled my $1000 gains from spy weeklies into 1/20/2023 $32 UPRO puts on this dead cat bounce. I'm going to redeem my gains for a trip this December to some Asian country where whores are more affordable than the US. Having sex with whores for money is the only real transaction in clown world

[Anonymous No.52453799]

>>52453784
>monthly payments available
oh nono nono

[Anonymous No.52453806]

it's coming sirs, I feel it

[Anonymous No.52453815]

[Anonymous No.52453816]

>>52453686
join the club I got back to PC right at it was dipping I was like I will see what happens...

[Anonymous No.52453817]

>>52453756

[Anonymous No.52453820]

>>52453784
>$950 for boots

[Anonymous No.52453821]

>>52453777
BLESSSED DIGITS

[Anonymous No.52453823]

>>52453779
Pepe only wears Danners.

[Anonymous No.52453827]

Yeah I'm smelling an hour of power in 17 mins

[Anonymous No.52453828]

>>52453596
I actually got a court order to pay $900 a month in child support today. So take that, hamchad. I also picked up 1,000 share each of JEPI and JEPQ. An anon mentioned the ETF earlier, and I remember you posting about it before. It should cover my support payments, so thanks fathands.

[Anonymous No.52453831]

>>52453382
lol just lol

[Anonymous No.52453832]

>>52453806
Literally like watching another mans penis slowly get hard. Really gay stuff which is why I don't look at candles and instead stick to my yahoo charts.

[Anonymous No.52453838]

>>52453784
who tf copped those shits? scoops?

[Anonymous No.52453839]

can we just dump back to $395

[Anonymous No.52453840]

Market always overreacts in situations like this. Made me $17,665.50 in 45 minutes

[Anonymous No.52453846]

[Anonymous No.52453848]

>>52453832
there is something erotic about a green candle carving it's long slender body up the chart

[Anonymous No.52453852]

>>52453758
remember when last week when pentagon invited all the military industrial complex- and told them to get ready to get paid...

Normmies don't remember... and refuse to.

[Anonymous No.52453859]

>>52453840
But did you sell for profit nigger?

[Anonymous No.52453861]

Anyone have any recommendations on rules for when to take profits? I continually seem to get myself into successful trades but fail to actually take profits and inevitably hold until the trade goes against me.

[Anonymous No.52453862]

Wait, did everything dump a couple hours ago because retards thought a Russian missile landed in Poland?

[Anonymous No.52453870]

Are there people here unironically in DWAC?

[Anonymous No.52453874]

the sheer complacency of this board

[Anonymous No.52453885]

>>52453874
>that pic
Is the downtrend in the room with us right now, anon?

[Anonymous No.52453887]

>>52453795
Ok thanks for the info, I'll make sure to add liar to the list next time too.
>>52453766
I do not have ascites you chud. My stomach is actually looking flatter these days.

[Anonymous No.52453891]

>>52453777
it will be a nothing burger and crash, Screenshot this...

[Anonymous No.52453892]

>>52453859
What do you not understand about >making?
Of course I sold, once SPY reaches 405 it's time for $340 puts. All in until February.

[Anonymous No.52453898]

>>52453874
listen faggot, i have so much cash reserves i'll own half of coke if the big crash comes so idgaf

[Anonymous No.52453908]

>>52453862
Yeah it's kind of funny, it was most likely grain explosion.

[Anonymous No.52453909]

>>52453870
Probably a few baggies, so glad I didn't touch that shit

[Anonymous No.52453918]

AP has updated their title for a 4th time

[Anonymous No.52453921]

>>52453891
Yeah I know. But feels good being so essential to the lifeblood of empires. Work in oil too so everyones getting pay raises now.

[Anonymous No.52453922]

>>52453870
>DWAC
Bought $45, sold for $100 the next day, with double ROI on my warrants. Haven't looked at the ticker since

[Anonymous No.52453929]

>omg guys drumpf is going to run again buy DW-ACK!

[Anonymous No.52453936]

>>52453887
Some day it's going to come out that he wasn't really overeating all that much... it was just a silicone bag surgically implanted into his stomach that they kept filling up...
It's going to be a massive scandal

[Anonymous No.52453938]

>>52453828
Sucks about the child support. Not even worth pursuing women anymore so a lot of anons here are unironically doing themselves a favor by being weird. Sex with a condom is pointless and you can't trust women with birth control. Also I just got this alert while writing this. WW3 confirmed

[Anonymous No.52453942]

>>52453918
>Bobos btfo'd
Oh yeah baby I feel a power hour coming.

[Anonymous No.52453949]

Say it with me MUMU

Dead

Cat

Bounce

Thnx for letting me reload holy fuck I get the hekkin double dipper on it rofl

[Anonymous No.52453953]

nasdaq and spy still bullish only dow is shaky

[Anonymous No.52453956]

>>52453887
My attitude has worked well on /fit/, it seems it will likely work well here, too.
The fact that you're telling me you're looking flatter, is proof enough of my subtle influence.
I win, Rocker. Soon you'll be a gym regular, and will know what a fucking macronutrient is.

[Anonymous No.52453964]

>>52453838
Some rich autist with a shopping addiction. Says he pretty much lives paycheck to paycheck because he shops like a woman.

[Anonymous No.52453982]

>>52453938
Sex with a condom is indeed trash. Most of the professional zoomer sluts nowadays have IUDs so you can fuck them raw

[Anonymous No.52453987]

>>52453953

>spy still bullish

Ah yes. Look at this hecking bullish chart. You definitely are NOT buying the top lol

[Anonymous No.52453988]

>>52453964
Imagine the smell

[Anonymous No.52453995]

>>52453953
Uhhhh are you sure?

[Anonymous No.52454001]

>>52453982
Watch out for that HPV tho.

[Anonymous No.52454004]

>>52453956
Even if I start going to the gym I will never, ever fall into the food and supplement autism trap that you guys fell into. No counting egg whites, no boiled chicken breast and brown rice, I'm not carrying a gallon of water with me everywhere, I'm not carrying a shaker bottle everywhere like a retard. I think you may have brought out the reason why I make fun of /fit/fags all the time.

[Anonymous No.52454016]

>>52453964
Holy shit. I'm going to be a millionaire.

[Anonymous No.52454019]

Should I buy more puts on roblox?

[Anonymous No.52454021]

>>52453270
Not that I care but the market is going to bounce of this quite quickly. If you have positions expiring today or tomorrow you might suffer but otherwise it's literally nothing. Actually it's a great buy opportunity.

Anyone who thinks this market isn't going to blow past 400 in the very near future is delusional. I hope none of you seriously believe it.

[Anonymous No.52454027]

>>52453964
I hate people who spend all their money so much. Every one of my co workers makes 120k and cant find two pennies to rub together.

[Anonymous No.52454026]

trying hard not to laugh at mumus rn

[Anonymous No.52454033]

>>52453987
dow stonks will drag slight correction but in general we now need lot of spx megabears to keep this pushing higher so it's good majority of traders now bearish

[Anonymous No.52454035]

>>52454027
how was copper wire invented?

[Anonymous No.52454037]

They...won't do the same thing twice, right bros? Tell me my calls will be ok.

[Anonymous No.52454040]

>>52454001
>There's no cure for the virus
Im fine staying a virgin,fuck you

[Anonymous No.52454044]

SPY 340 PUTS FEBRUARY

>200DAY BEAR MARKET
>PCI SECOND RISE
>PIVOT NOT COMING UNTIL Q3 2023 EARLIEST
>MORE TECH LAY OFFS INCOMING
>UK, EUROPE UNION COUNTRIES ANNOUNCE OFFICIALLY IN RECESSION NEXT QUARTER
>FTX WILL CAUSE MORE CEX BREAKDOWNS, SPILLOVER FROM SMALL TRADE FUND BEING LIQUIDATED
>EARNINGS GETTING WORSE BY THE QUARTER
>CONSUMER SPENDING SLIGHT FALL WHILE PRICES KEEP RISING
>CENTRAL BANK BALANCE SHEETS NEED TO CRAB TO SUPPRESS INCREASED GOV INTEREST PAYMENTS

THANK ME LATER

[Anonymous No.52454049]

>>52454035
Legend has it, two Jews were fighting over the same penny.

[Anonymous No.52454050]

>>52454027
That's also why I give scoopsies a hard time. He makes $365k and blows all his money on hookers, Adderall, and LETFs. I make $22 an hour and live like a king. If I made the money scoopsies made, I'd be retired already.

[Anonymous No.52454054]

>>52453938
I'd rather pay $5,000 a month then die a virgin like some anons here will soon. But this shit sucks. Plus side is I got to see the mom's gross income and I literally make 10x more than her. So that's something.

[Anonymous No.52454066]

>>52454050
i'd say a significant amount goes to the high COL in Shitattle too

[Anonymous No.52454071]

>>52454054
What a beautiful woman, I wish I could come home after a long day to her with ready to eat pasta and then fuck like rabbits

[Anonymous No.52454078]

>>52454050
Same. I hate those pathetic people. A grown male adult should have no debt and have money in the bank at all times to never worry about financial srtress. When covid started i didnt even care we all lost our jobs because i had cash. Coworkers all started panicking.

[Anonymous No.52454084]

>>52454066
Very true, he pays $3k a month in rent and I pay $950 all utilities included. My apartment is probably twice the size of his too

[Anonymous No.52454091]

Happy Tuesday, lads! Here is your Midday, or Afternoon news, depending on where you are. Busy day out there!
>Walmart sales were stronger than expected for the quarter, and they have raised their sales outlook moving forward. However, consumers have reduced purchases of electronics and home goods
>Prices for industrial metals, including copper and aluminum, are rebounding, possibly in response to the possible end of China’s stringent pandemic restrictions
>Several major car companies, among them Ford, are switching to lower-cost batteries for their electric vehicles. These batteries utilize lithium-iron-phosophate (LFP). The so-called Iron batteries cost less than the typical nickel and cobalt combo, but have less driving-range.
>Luxury market is forecast to grow, despite global recession fears
>A Commission convened by Congress calls for Review of China-US Trade Relations, stating that China engages in unfair trade practices, including subsidizing favored industries and tolerating intellectual property theft.
>The NFL is partnering with Skydance Media to create sports-related content, in an effort for the NFL to broaden their business beyond football and move into mainstream entertainment

World:
>World population hits 8 Billion people. However, the population is growing at its slowest rate since 1950. India to overtake China as most populous country in 2023
>China’s offshore Police Service Stations spark alarm in Europe. Both the Netherlands and Ireland have declared them unlawful and ordered them closed within their countries
>Global decline in sperm count is accelerating, they have halved over the last 40 years
>Credit Suisse to sell much of securitised products group to Apollo, as it accelerates its restructure.
Hope you are all staying safe out there, lads!

[Anonymous No.52454094]

>Nigellaposting

[Anonymous No.52454097]

>>52454044
Based. I've already spent my allowed money for this price range tho. Gotta save some powder incase the rally goes to 410

[Anonymous No.52454103]

>>52454054
>$5,000 a month
>then
>die a virgin
what were you paying the $5000 for if you still are a virgin?

[Anonymous No.52454105]

i've lost 1000 today with bad trades
should i just go ahead andr ope

[Anonymous No.52454106]

>>52454054
>I'd rather pay $5,000 a month then die a virgin
Holy shit this is some absurd bait

[Anonymous No.52454110]

>>52453832
I've always thought a gif or a webm of a penis going from fully flaccid to erect in like 1 second would be hilarious. Never seen one though.

[Anonymous No.52454116]

>>52454091
>India to overtake China as most populous country in 2023
Wait i thought the superpower thing was just a meme?

[Anonymous No.52454128]

>>52454004
>low energy effort
>low energy results

fuck of Jeb

[Anonymous No.52454138]

I noticed I didn't close my shorts at the bottom of this dump and now my unrealised profits are diminishing.

[Anonymous No.52454139]

>>52454105
1000 is literally the money I had in middle school dude

[Anonymous No.52454145]

>>52453539
>a virgin at 27
unironically based, idgaf if even you disagree with that
>>52454054
I'm a father too but there are ways to not have to bleed money out to an ungrateful cunt whore who chooses to receive cum in her vagina and then leaves of her own accord
Just sayin

[Anonymous No.52454147]

>>52454105
>roping over 1k

[Anonymous No.52454150]

god dammit next time i'm securing profit

[Anonymous No.52454151]

I bought natural SoCsL and CoalXL

[Anonymous No.52454155]

>>52454091
>Global decline in sperm count is accelerating, they have halved over the last 40 years
I've called this out before, but sperm counts have not had any effect whatsoever on fertility and normalize after 48 hours of no masturbation. The only places where there is serious reduction is in places without proper water purification, due to female birth control.

Fertility is going to zero. It's artificial wombs or nothing, no social or political solution can exist.

[Anonymous No.52454169]

POWER HOUR IS UPON US
>>52454091
>India to overtake China as most populous country in 2023
Great. Now I will have to deal with even more opening trap cheese when I play chess online.

[Anonymous No.52454173]

>>52454116
Numbers dont mean much when theyre all poor and stupid.

[Anonymous No.52454176]

I'm up $20. I literally don't think about it. I just buy stocks in very large companies that pay out dividends.

[Anonymous No.52454179]

>>52454091
>India to overtake China as most populous country in 2023
That's a lot of shit on the streets

[Anonymous No.52454184]

>>52454169
That cat is so cute!!

[Anonymous No.52454193]

Hold up, what did Northrop mean by releasing the B-21 in 2 weeks?

[Anonymous No.52454194]

>>52454097
Only buying once $405 is hit.

[Anonymous No.52454198]

>>52454105
Everyone has shitty days anon. I suggest reassessing your strategy. Consider starting a trade journal and either immediately before or after you take a trade, write down your reasons for taking it and categorize them. For example:
>What's driving the market on the weekly
>What's driving it on the daily
>What's driving it on the hourly
>What's my trade psychology (i.e. is there fomo involved?)
>What's my conviction level (scale of 1-10) and why?
>Did I predict this trade opportunity earlier in the day, week, or month and it came to fruition, or am I hunting for trades to "earn money now?" (be honest)
>Note the 10 year, dxy, and oil prices at time of taking the trade - which are on my side and how strongly?
>How am I sizing this trade?
>What other DD supports my thesis, if any?
>What's my exit point(s) or scenarios?
If you do this you'll end up with a lot of look-back data you can use to analyze your psychology, strategy, theses, etc. which will be invaluable as you compare successes and failures.

Good luck!

[Anonymous No.52454209]

>>52454198
thanks fren

[Anonymous No.52454219]

>>52453632
going bankrupt in the next few years. I'm surprised it's still afloat to be honest with $30b debt and guaranteed bleed of such amount every 5 years.And that's just the cost of satelites.

[Anonymous No.52454221]

>>52454145
>I'm a father too but there are ways to not have to bleed money out to an ungrateful cunt whore who chooses to receive cum in her vagina and then leaves of her own accord
>Just sayin

lol no shit. I'm just saying that money isn't as valuable as continuing my genetic line. Even though circumstances have turned unfavorable.

[Anonymous No.52454224]

GUSH breakout soon?

[Anonymous No.52454225]

>>52454209
Any time fren

[Anonymous No.52454230]

>>52454193
More rusty useless mutt planes? Yikes, cringe, oof even.

[Anonymous No.52454231]

>>52454209

If loosing 1k is enough to rope yourself, maybe you shouldn't be trading the markets

[Anonymous No.52454239]

>>52454230
pretty sure the pilot was a woman

[Anonymous No.52454267]

>>52454239
literally the "early life" version for aviation... you just know.

[Anonymous No.52454269]

>>52453874
according to bobos 2 months ago, SPY should have been at 200 already. Just imagine how many people here shorted the bottom.

[Anonymous No.52454275]

Buffet bought SOXL, its over bobo

[Anonymous No.52454276]

my $390 puts for tomorrow are fuked

[Anonymous No.52454278]

>>52454221
>money isn't as valuable as continuing my genetic line
What amount of money? What value is there in 'continuing' your genetic line? Are you assuming your children will reproduce too, in a negative fertility world? Probably not. Are you saying that reproduction imbues human life with meaning, value, purpose, or significance? That's wrong too.

Paying child support due to a personal fuckup is inexcusable, full stop.

[Anonymous No.52454282]

>>52454221
Money is simply a means to an end. Many treat it like the end in itself which is completely fucking retarded.

[Anonymous No.52454287]

>>52454230

[Anonymous No.52454309]

The polish are bloody hungry for russians. Do what you will with this information.

[Anonymous No.52454312]

>>52454239
I dont think that one was actually. There are dumb male pilots too anon. Idiots who shouldnt be allowed to pass yet somehow did.

[Anonymous No.52454315]

>>52454275
>Buffet bought SOXL
>only up a dollar...

IDK guys... sub 10 seems to be the future for SOXL

[Anonymous No.52454320]

They Are Accumulating.

[Anonymous No.52454321]

oil and gas bros... I FEEL SO GOOD

[Anonymous No.52454328]

>>52454091
I found out one of the big reasons for the sperm thing is birth control hormones in the tap water. It comes across like some giant kike is rubbing his hands together putting estrogens on purpose in the tap but it's almost certainly just roasties on birth control (ie hormones) peeing and their pee has estrogens in it and the pee inevitably enters the water cycle and probably even gets into fucking rainwater.
Absolute fucking clown world

[Anonymous No.52454330]

>>52454320
I wouldn't touch semis for at least a couple more quarters.

[Anonymous No.52454342]

>>52454321

[Anonymous No.52454343]

All of you faggots are crazy if you don't hold / buy SOXL.

[Anonymous No.52454346]

>>52454230
How did you find a webm of me playing MSFS?

[Anonymous No.52454350]

>>52454309
Nothing will happen from this.

[Anonymous No.52454367]

What'd you have for lunch today?
For me, it's the turkey wrap with a cheese stick.

[Anonymous No.52454377]

>>52454343
my only regret is not having more money to buy soxl with

[Anonymous No.52454380]

>>52454367

[Anonymous No.52454383]

>>52454343
keep your bags to yourself...

[Anonymous No.52454387]

>>52454328
So not only are the frogs gay, but the men as well?

[Anonymous No.52454403]

shoot another missle Russia wtf...

[Anonymous No.52454407]

>>52454380
Based god fearing hamchad

[Anonymous No.52454412]

are my 390 puts fucked for tomorrow

[Anonymous No.52454417]

Kupił? Załaduj Polski FUD.

[Anonymous No.52454419]

>household debt rises to 16.51 trillion on higher mortgage and credit card balances
>up 2.2% in the third quarter (0.2% projected)
>the 15% year over year increase in credit card balances is the highest in the last 20 years
>delinquencies up

Bulls are so fucking retarded

[Anonymous No.52454425]

>>52454328
>Absolute fucking clown world
Nobody has criticized female misbehavior in living memory. That's political suicide. It's not a new thing. But you are allowed to talk about how extinction birth rates are somehow due to men mysteriously having hormone imbalances in places where the tap water doesn't get ozone or UV treatment.

[Anonymous No.52454426]

>>52454412
Almost certainly.

[Anonymous No.52454433]

>>52454419
when do you plan on including the fact that defaults on credit card debt are near all time lows?

[Anonymous No.52454435]

101st just got orders. they are shipping 20,000 more troops to poland area

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52454439]

>>52454412
No there will be a huge gap down on tomorrow's open.

[Anonymous No.52454440]

>>52454412
Yes, so far everything has been bullish. The only negative things atm are the credit debt and russian missiles strikes that hit poland. This market will keep on climbing up until Powell puts a stop to it.

[Anonymous No.52454441]

>>52454367
Bag of steamed broccoli, rolled turkey slices, black coffee, 1/2 tsp of sugar, 1 tsp milk.

[Anonymous No.52454453]

>>52454435

[Anonymous No.52454459]

>>52454439
resistance line is at 405. We still have plenty of more room to go up.

[Anonymous No.52454462]

>>52454439
This TA is actually somewhat ok- albeit just pattern recognition.

[Anonymous No.52454464]

>>52454433
>the share of current debt transitioning into delinquency for nearly all debt types increased

Straight from the fucking fed today you retarded faggot

[Anonymous No.52454467]

>>52454441
Here's my lunch, now post your boney skeleton fingers lanklet.

[Anonymous No.52454477]

>>52454383
I will and I'll buy yours too, fuckin faggot

[Anonymous No.52454478]

>>52454467
>he cant microwave an english muffiin, cook a sausage patty and egg and put it together with cheese

[Anonymous No.52454480]

>>52454467
Lol. I wish.
I have fat fingers. Hence >>>52454441

[Anonymous No.52454483]

>>52454467
I hope you got that plate set at good will or free.... fucking disgusting both the food and the plates.

[Anonymous No.52454484]

>>52454464
lmao
stop posting

[Anonymous No.52454492]

>>52454439
Or we break through the line and go up harder (this will happen)

[Anonymous No.52454498]

I didn't even know the Fifa world cup was going to start in a couple of day if it wasn't for the argentinian chant starting to make news. JPOW should just dump it, once and for all. No soft landing through a narrow window. Just throw it from the window. Its the only way to fix this mess.

[Anonymous No.52454502]

>>52454477
>I will and I'll buy yours too
>and I'll buy yours too

That's not leaving me alone...

[Anonymous No.52454503]

>>52454425
Low birth rates are mainly social. It correlates with the rise of feminism pretty well.

[Anonymous No.52454506]

>>52454484
LMFAOOOOOOOOOO

Dude we are going to 4500 SPY by new year

[Anonymous No.52454511]

>>52454478
It's very convenient, I'm a busy man.
>>52454483
They were my grandmother's so might as well be. Also what kind of straight male cares about his plates?

[Anonymous No.52454521]

>>52454367
Just finished some steamed salmon with rice and broccoli. Eat for the job you want, not the job you have.

[Anonymous No.52454523]

For fucks sake, go above 400 or below 399, but don't just hover. My straddle. pls.

[Anonymous No.52454530]

>>52454484
Consumer debt is up 15 fucking % this year to the highest ever in an increasing interest environment and you are bullish. You will get what you fucking deserve retard

16 trillion in debt.. our economy is a farce that is going to break. The bottom isn't going to be until 2023

[Anonymous No.52454535]

>>52454511
>They were my grandmother's so might as well be
Its an old reason sir... but it checks out.

[Anonymous No.52454538]

>>52453874
Better luck tomorrow, bobos

[Anonymous No.52454547]

>>52454521
>Eat for the job you want, not the job you have

[$30K SILJ Calls Guy No.52454549]

>>52454492
The trend is your friend.

Don't listen to me though, you're right, the best time to buy in a bear market is right after a big pump. You do you, tard.

[Anonymous No.52454555]

>Green today and sold a greeting card on Redbubble
See even when I win, I win

[Anonymous No.52454558]

>>52454530
yea i've been hearing people say that for the last 20 years
just two more weeks and it'll all come crashing down!!! lmao

[Anonymous No.52454566]

BULLA ARE YOU OKAY?
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?
BULLA ARE YOU OKAY?
BOBO ARE YOU OKAY?

[Anonymous No.52454579]

>>52454566
Yes. I hold Walmart.

[Anonymous No.52454590]

>>52454558
It's crashed 4 times in the last 25 years you fucking retard.. they printed their way out of the last 3 and they can't print their way out this time

[Anonymous No.52454596]

come on baby sell

[Anonymous No.52454601]

What's going on with AAPL. It hasn't been doing AAPL things

[Anonymous No.52454606]

>>52454590
>this time is different
whatever you say champ
i'm sure your 500 dollars of long puts will make you filthy rich any day now.

[Anonymous No.52454621]

>>52454601
Zero

[Anonymous No.52454626]

>>52454484
Hmm I wonder why delinquency rates have plummeted since 09.

[Anonymous No.52454632]

>>52454606
I would say I wish the worst on you but your bags get heavier every month you stupid faggot. Cya at 3000 spy in March

[Anonymous No.52454651]

New

>>52454643
>>52454643

[Anonymous No.52454655]

Every single rally this past year bulls get euphoric 3 days into a pump and claim the bear market is over. You have to be paid shills.

[Anonymous No.52454659]

>>52454632
>13 posts

[Anonymous No.52454662]

Zelensky trying to push a war between russia and nato.

[Anonymous No.52454669]

>>52454419
Silly bobo. We're buying the narrative not the reality.

[Anonymous No.52454673]

>>52454660
>>52454660
>>52454660
>>52454660

[Anonymous No.52454675]

>>52454662
Based drugaddict is going to make my War Stocks go to the MOON

[Anonymous No.52454706]

>>52454651
>>52454673
2 early bhenchods now

[Anonymous No.52454749]

>>52454530
Scaling the debt to real inflation suggests it's no big deal.

>>52454503
I know, the anon that brought it up was simply drawing attention to 'this one super quirky issue that we can blame on mens weird bodies' as though it was relevant.

[Anonymous No.52454912]

>>52453257
top is something like 4100-4200. You can short from 4000 if you want tho, problem is we can crab for years.

[Anonymous No.52455270]

>>52453728
you want jews to starve or something?

[Anonymous No.52456270]

>>52454662
most likely russia accidentally shot missile into poland, they launched over hundred of missiles to ukraine today or something. ukraine at this point is no longer need to push war because they are winning big time

[Anonymous No.52456802]

>>52453671
HAHAHA HOW DID NO ONE COMMENT ON THIS
KYS MANLET