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>> No.52450029

>>52450001
its funny because none of us are having sex and there is no sex in that image

>> No.52450030

Imagine not having a Wawa near you

Lol
Lmao even

>> No.52450033

Fuck niggers and jannies and baggies

Silver to $30 per ounce by EOY

>> No.52450042
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52450042

Just sold SOXL, bought at $7.15, sold at 14

Made out like a bandit, $24500 USD in gains. Looks like we start our leg down now.

>> No.52450048
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52450048

DOLLAR WEAKNESS HAS PEAKED
TWO DATA POINTS AREN'T A TREND
PUTLER ON THE WARPATH
MUMUS ARE GETTING HEEMED


LONG KWEB
SHORT TSM
WAGMI

>> No.52450052
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52450052

Convince me not to go all in on DWAC for Trump's announcement

>> No.52450055

>stocks going down bonds going up

the market is healing

>> No.52450062

KING CRAB RAINS SUPRIME!

>> No.52450064
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52450064

Time to make our losses from last week back, Bobros

>> No.52450070
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52450070

Live hearing on federal regulation of marijuana
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fkus1FygCQ4
Don't get priced out. Don't be a mentally ill faggot.
>TLRY
>MSOS
>MSOX
>WEED

>> No.52450071

>>52450052
It's not a stupid play tbqh. Probably the most high risk/high reward thing you could do today.

>> No.52450073
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52450073

Has shorting SI been discussed?

>> No.52450076

First for FUCK all corrupt money laundering subhuman leftists

>> No.52450077

Imagine sitting on cash for 4 weeks while the index goes up 17%.. and then when it crabs for 3 days at 400 being like "yeah this is it.. the cheapies"

>> No.52450078
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52450078

I will be a woman.

>> No.52450084

we will pump after the EU shitters are closing

>> No.52450088
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52450088

>>52450052

DWAC is literally up 100% in the last 2 weeks. You are chasing a pump that already happened.

>> No.52450098

Oil looking juicy

>> No.52450103
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52450103

CANNABIS LEGALIZATION

>> No.52450104

>>52450084
We'll most likely crab a bit up towards close.

>> No.52450115

>>52450088
It's gonna dump a few minutes before trump speaks, and be blood fucking red tomorrow

>> No.52450119

I'm in a conservative position (unfortunately, today).
Even so, I am really beginning to see why bears are perceived to be insufferable.
Their arrogance and cope knows no limits.

>> No.52450124
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52450124

>>52450070
>Don't be a mentally ill faggot
>buy a ticker named WEED

kys dude

>> No.52450136

>>52450115
Why though? I get normally "sell the news" but imagine how much traffic truth social would get leading up to 2024.

>> No.52450140

the plot to blame trump for midterms and insert crypto kike DeSantis is working really well. If election fraud is proven, orange man wins bigly tho and the markets will love it

>> No.52450149

>>52450001
Thread theme

https://youtu.be/uhG-vLZrb-g

>> No.52450154
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52450154

UPST callls

>> No.52450160
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52450160

>Yeah ok we propped this bitch up enough already just try not to let the slippage trigger circuit breakers while we dump on these poors

>> No.52450169
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52450169

>tfw priced out of the generational bottom

>> No.52450178
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52450178

>>52450140
>If election fraud is proven, orange man wins bigly tho

If that's proven nukes are gonna fly you fucking idiot. You don't understand how the world actually works.

>> No.52450180

>>52450136
Idk I could be wrong, that's just what I think will happen though

>> No.52450183
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52450183

>>52450124
Smoke another Mr. Sessions.
>waaaggghhh you can't just make money off of things I don't like

>> No.52450189

Bears are insufferable but are the only thing pushing back against the tides of reddit tier LiNe OnLy GoEs Up posters that have infested this site since wsb
They embody the virgin ideal of contrarianism that has permeated throughout this website since its inception

>> No.52450192
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52450192

Someone in the last thread mentioned they think SOXL will have a pullback. If so what price should I wait for?

I'm currently at 100% JEPI since things have been uncertain and there's been lots of crabbing.

>> No.52450195

Would Trump actually win in 2024? Is this bullish for the market overall?

>> No.52450200

>>52450160
He bought the October lows in q3.. people are following him at 20-50% higher prices.. he is literally gonna rug everyone rofl

>> No.52450201

>>52450154
>alerted after they've already ran 300%
what a garbage alert company, i hope you're not paying for that

>> No.52450209

>>52450195
Trump would lose again in 2024, by a larger amount.

>> No.52450215

>>52450192
hey fren, did you figure out who this semen demon was yet?

>> No.52450220
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52450220

Is the guy who shorted nasdaq at 20x yesterday still alive?

>> No.52450224

>>52450201
Already up 50% since alert don't know what your issue is

>> No.52450225
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52450225

>>52450195

Have they make ANY type of election or voting reform since 2020? Why would you expect a different result?

>> No.52450240

>>52450192
If you think SOXL will pullback, why not buy SOXS instead of just waiting for a SOXL entry?

>> No.52450244
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52450244

We're going to be doing this all day, huh?

>> No.52450245
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52450245

>dude, weed!

>> No.52450247

>>52450195
They would never let him near the whitehouse ever again. They will indite him, arrest him, assassinate him, or just blatantly steal the election again before they ever let him have the slightest chance in hell of him getting a tedo his sabateuged term

>> No.52450248
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52450248

If you're a leaf or plan on staying in leafland for the next 24 months then I recommend you start stocking up on food and other goods like medicine

>> No.52450255

>>52450225
Yes, now they are sending mail in ballots for northern US states to people in Canada so we have that going for us.

>> No.52450270

>>52450215
Hallie Cauhst, she's a twitch streamer

>> No.52450276
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52450276

>>52450220
he was like 5 threads ago
>got squeezed out at around 11900
>bought more shorts literally before PPI print
can't fix retard

>> No.52450277

If trump runs I’m mildly confident DWAC opens at 50 tomorrow

>> No.52450278
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52450278

So the rally will continue tomorrow it seems

>> No.52450284

>>52450192
hey fren did you see
>>52450270
he ided your waifu for you

>> No.52450285

>>52450178
The kikes are always a few steps ahead, CNN is starting to move back towards center. They would just throw some of their pawns under the bus

>> No.52450287
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52450287

>>52450247

This. It's over for Trump and it's his own fault for not preserverving the 1st amendment and changing election laws.

>> No.52450301
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52450301

if we are going to crab until xmas like some people say maybe we should just dump because uncertainty and there are likely better gains elsewhere if not mind numbing ranging

>> No.52450306

>>52450277
holy shit digits.

>> No.52450312
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52450312

>>52450240
SOXL calls bussin fr fr

No cap

>> No.52450315

>>52450240
I tried that once, buy a tiny bit of both then average down into the loser... but it didn't quite work out for me. Since then I haven't touched any leveraged tickers.

>> No.52450319

>>52450160
>be buffett
>buy any stock, put out news
>lemmings follow
>sell, rinse repeat

>> No.52450318

>>52450248
? wtf

>> No.52450324
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52450324

>>52450001
How does your boomer portfolio look like? Is there some website where I could learn more about balancing between sectors?

>> No.52450335

>>52450277
-DWAC221118C50 are .4

>> No.52450340
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52450340

>>52450324
VOO, SSO, ICSH

>> No.52450342

>>52450324
i don't have a portfolio im not an art student

>> No.52450346
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52450346

>>52450284
so close yet so far

>> No.52450378

>>52450346
i was just about to say i couldn't find her.

>> No.52450382
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52450382

>>52450342
>siiip
Are you getting some dividends son?

>> No.52450387

>>52450340
I can't buy VOO in EU and don't like paying fees to blackrock/vanguard anyway. I've been thinking about FUSD

>> No.52450395

come on spy quit clownin and get to 402

>> No.52450404

>>52450387
>I can't buy VOO in EU
yes you can, you just can't buy it through your mobile app brokerage
get a real broker and stop spreading lies about ETFs in EU

>> No.52450405
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52450405

>>52450378

>> No.52450409
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52450409

>>52450395
Sorry bro not today

>> No.52450414

>>52450001
HBAR-EUR Hedera EUR 0.048111 4:25PM UTC +0.004144 +9.42% 32.066M 1.105B
INTC Intel Corporation 30.99 11:25AM EST +0.64 +2.11% 12.001M 127.896B
PBR Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras 11.96 11:25AM EST +0.06 +0.49% 9.432M 77.993B
COIN Coinbase Global, Inc. 57.18 11:25AM EST +3.96 +7.44% 7.611M 14.975B
SHEL.L Shell plc 2,366.00 4:10PM GMT +8.00 +0.34% 5.306M 169.563B
RIO Rio Tinto Group 65.95 11:25AM EST +1.71 +2.66% 1.886M 106.887B
RIO.L Rio Tinto Group 5,459.00 4:10PM GMT +52.00 +0.96% 1.397M 83.763B
BHP BHP Group Limited 59.74 11:25AM EST +1.35 +2.31% 1.357M 216.345B
BRK-B Berkshire Hathaway Inc. 311.94 11:25AM EST +3.03 +0.98% 1.127M 688.087B
WDS Woodside Energy Group Ltd 26.09 11:25AM EST +0.09 +0.35% 140,712 49.538B
WDS.L Woodside Energy Group Ltd 2,190.00 4:07PM GMT -40.00 -1.79% 75,834 41.583B
UDVD.L SPDR S&P US Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 71.22 4:08PM GMT +0.17 +0.24% 72,695 N/A
GBS.L Gold Bullion Securities 164.40 4:05PM GMT +0.53 +0.33% 2,942 N/A
EUDV.L SPDR S&P Euro Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 17.73 3:56PM GMT -0.23 -1.31% 2,634 N/A

>> No.52450415

>>52450382
No.

>> No.52450419

For the past 9 years all I've done with my money was pay off my mortgage. Knew nothing about investing. Was a simple existence.
Now I've just sent 100k to a broker and I'm getting started for the first time. Nerves are kicking in. It's funny to watch the green and red posts when you have nothing riding on it.
Wish me luck.
/blog

>> No.52450424
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>>52450346
>Hallie Cauhst
Well played >>52450270

>> No.52450428

feels bearish knowing fed is giving dovish statements and the spy cant get past 402

>> No.52450434

Beat market rallies are usually 15-20% moves (at least during the GFC), this one is around 15% right

>> No.52450433
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52450433

where can I watch the weed happening you sick unholy junkie fucks? I want to swing you all losing souls.

>> No.52450435

>>52450424
LMAO.. you guys are the best.

>> No.52450436

>>52450424
dammit i just now got it lol

>> No.52450439

The fomo into DWAC is gonna be insane

>> No.52450440
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52450440

>>52450419
You always get nervous at first dont mind it that much,youll get through.
Which broker did you pick though?

>> No.52450445

>>52450409
y not?

>> No.52450446
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52450446

>>52450419
welcome fren! good luck!

>> No.52450449

>>52450424
hah

>> No.52450457
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52450457

>>52450428
THEY WENT TOO FAR
THEY BROKE RETAIL

THIS IS WHY PIVOT SHITS HAVE BEEN LOSING THEIR MINDS THEY KNOW THE BLIND DIP BUYERS ARE GONE AND THATS ALL THIS MARKET HAS REALLY

>> No.52450459
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52450459

It took 10 rate CUTS for us to bottom during the GFC and Corona.
Just FYI

>> No.52450461

>>52450103
>Investing in an industry run predominantly by potheads
I'm good. Talk to me when cocaine gets legalized.
>>52450195
Trump won also because Hillary was so unlikeable.
>All of those phony campaign videos ("I'm with her!")
>Pokémon GO to the polls!
>4 years after Benghazi
>DNC had to murder Seth Rich in order to bury the fact that she had to steal votes from Bernie Sanders

>> No.52450465

>>52450457
HBAR-EUR Hedera EUR 0.048071 4:29PM UTC +0.003901 +8.83% 32.081M 1.104B
COIN Coinbase Global, Inc. 57.26 11:30AM EST +4.04 +7.59% 7.696M 14.996B
RIO Rio Tinto Group 65.82 11:30AM EST +1.58 +2.46% 1.926M 106.676B
BHP BHP Group Limited 59.72 11:30AM EST +1.33 +2.28% 1.378M 216.272B
INTC Intel Corporation 31.00 11:30AM EST +0.65 +2.14% 12.26M 127.937B
BRK-B Berkshire Hathaway Inc. 312.03 11:30AM EST +3.12 +1.01% 1.162M 688.285B
RIO.L Rio Tinto Group 5,451.00 4:15PM GMT +44.00 +0.81% 1.428M 83.64B
PBR Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras 11.95 11:29AM EST +0.05 +0.43% 9.513M 77.946B
SHEL.L Shell plc 2,368.00 4:15PM GMT +10.00 +0.42% 5.352M 169.706B
GBS.L Gold Bullion Securities 164.40 4:05PM GMT +0.53 +0.33% 3,120 N/A
WDS Woodside Energy Group Ltd 26.06 11:29AM EST +0.06 +0.23% 146,263 49.481B
UDVD.L SPDR S&P US Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 71.10 4:12PM GMT +0.05 +0.07% 76,574 N/A
EUDV.L SPDR S&P Euro Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 17.72 4:10PM GMT -0.24 -1.36% 7,709 N/A
WDS.L Woodside Energy Group Ltd 2,194.00 4:15PM GMT -36.00 -1.61% 86,673 41.659B

>> No.52450470
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52450470

>>52450439
We've been over this, DWAC tranny.

>> No.52450471

>>52450439
tempted to buy some $50 calls

>> No.52450475

>>52450419
Anon please take it easy for your first investments. I am begging you. One day you may lose a lot of money because you got too cocky.

>> No.52450477

>>52450419
the only thing more important than deciding how you'll buy stocks is deciding how you'll sell them
DO NOT BAGHOLD
DO NOT BAGHOLD

>> No.52450476

>>52450404
None of the Finnish banks have VOO in their ETF list.
It's unavailable in IBKR as well.
Care to elaborate where should I buy it from instead of calling me a liar?

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>>52450030
>Lol
>Lmao even

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>>52450461
>Talk to me when cocaine gets legalized.
Would that even be possible?
No fucking shot imo,unfortunately

>> No.52450504

>>52450465
>Dividend Aristocrats
where do they come up with this shit

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>>52450030
>Wawa
Philly shithole brand that deserves to be burned down

>> No.52450505

>>52450477
idiot adhd retard

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>>52450419

>> No.52450514 [DELETED] 

Trump will win

>> No.52450516

402 coming bobo

>> No.52450521
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>>52450042
Congrats anon. I just need SOXL to hit $31 and my portfolio will be a whole lot comfier.

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>>52450324
Don't forget to rate, comment and subscribe.

>balancing between sectors

Like balancing on international markets its a mugs game thanks to modern supply chains and contagion risks. Stick with investing in the companies you think will deliver steady growth.

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>>52450419
>you will make some money
>you will be a pig
>you will get slaughtered
remember that anon

>> No.52450527

Reminder that the crash always begins when payrolls implode.

>> No.52450531
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52450531

KWEB NEW HOD
TSM DUMPING
LONG CHINA
SHORT TAIWAN
WAGMI

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>>52450490
I wish. Then I could find coke without being cut all to hell 10 different times with who knows what

>> No.52450537

Where's the clown who was kvetching about no one listening to him and now is the time to go short?

>> No.52450541

>>52450504
I make money every day. Every single day. I post what I ho;ld. Every day I make money, I told you all to buy exxon and you listen to some fucking retard telling you to but amd and amazon and fucking around with puts like morons. That is an AI balanced portfolio that WILL NEVER FAIL TO MAKE MONEY. Good luck and fuck you. Honestly you idiots are beneath me. I only post here out of boredom.

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https://stocktwits.com/symbol/AEVA

>> No.52450545

15% YoY increase in credit card balances
https://www.newyorkfed.org/microeconomics/hhdc/background.html

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>>52450534
I mean it used to be legal so they could start from there and use it as a medical at first then public,yadda.. Same as weed
But it seems impossible at least for this decade

>> No.52450569
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I'm financially euphoric

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>Hello, retail market.. its time
>Yes... Sell.Everyhting.

You're welcome screenshot this.

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52450574

>>52450542
Hi CLF tranny

>> No.52450588

>>52450534
junkie brainlet scum. Why not just sniff solvents with the other vagrants

>> No.52450594

>>52450574
>a fat dude

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>>52450276
Holy fuck, he has the balls. He's in pinkland right now.

>> No.52450601

guess i'll sell some extremely far OTM SOXL calls.

>> No.52450602

>>52450537
He's a Brit and everyone knows Brits are trash

>> No.52450603

>>52450042
So you invested 25.5k, can I ask how financially solvent you are to be willing to go in that bullish on a stock?

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>>52450476
idk see what other brokerages are available to you

>> No.52450607

>>52450574
the sisters fat, but we all know we wouldn't mind seeing her naked

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>>52450588
Back to re ddit,faggot

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52450620

>>52450278
Muh earnings are going to be great this week...

>> No.52450621

>>52450607
>sister
>her

>> No.52450631
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>>52450607
that's a man

>> No.52450632

CCL Puts

>> No.52450643
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>>52450607
>we

>> No.52450644
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>>52450278
Tencent could be a good one considering the direction of all those chine tech companies

>> No.52450648

>>52450606
>idk
exactly, so stop talking shit

>> No.52450652

>>52450607
wait til you look at her Gash online, i think its safe to say that will be a mind bender

>> No.52450653
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52450653

>thought FXI anon was a retard, he said 21 was the bottom and i called him out on his bullshit
>bought a shit ton of Puts on October 25th
>down 12k
Are you fucking kidding me. Ive lost like half of my portfolio.

>> No.52450654
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52450654

How many of you are actually bullish and not just meming about it?

>> No.52450659

ASO gonna run this shit is over 110% of float outstanding get the fuck in you rejects

>> No.52450661

>>52450610
You know who popsts about that place? Thrash who came here from there to shill retard politics and retard scams. I don't give a fuck you got kicked off that crapbox and came here. Stop crying about and fuck off back there if you need to talk about it so much. I've been on thios board far far longer than you. You have no idea who you are talking to. You pathetic drug addicted worthless gambling addict moron.

>> No.52450665

my SQQQ position is very uncomfy
is this still all because CPI came in 0.2% lower than expected?

>> No.52450669
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>>52450607
>sister
>her

>> No.52450670
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52450670

>>52450654
i've nver been bullish in my life

>> No.52450680

>>52450653
sell so the market can dump finally.

>> No.52450684

>>52450654
>How many of you are actually bullish and not just meming about it?
I don;t have to be fucking bullist. Percentiles are green
HBAR-EUR Hedera EUR 0.048013 4:42PM UTC +0.003522 +7.91% 31.913M 1.103B
COIN Coinbase Global, Inc. 57.34 11:43AM EST +4.12 +7.74% 7.946M 15.017B
INTC Intel Corporation 31.10 11:43AM EST +0.75 +2.49% 13.074M 128.37B
RIO Rio Tinto Group 65.70 11:42AM EST +1.46 +2.27% 2.041M 106.482B
BHP BHP Group Limited 59.72 11:43AM EST +1.33 +2.27% 1.451M 216.254B
RIO.L Rio Tinto Group 5,467.00 4:28PM GMT +60.00 +1.11% 1.492M 83.886B
BRK-B Berkshire Hathaway Inc. 312.31 11:42AM EST +3.40 +1.10% 1.254M 688.903B
SHEL.L Shell plc 2,374.00 4:28PM GMT +16.00 +0.68% 5.567M 170.136B
WDS Woodside Energy Group Ltd 26.17 11:42AM EST +0.17 +0.65% 160,427 49.69B
PBR Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras 11.94 11:42AM EST +0.04 +0.29% 9.76M 77.841B
GBS.L Gold Bullion Securities 164.18 4:21PM GMT +0.31 +0.19% 2,972 N/A
UDVD.L SPDR S&P US Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 71.11 4:19PM GMT +0.06 +0.08% 76,591 N/A
EUDV.L SPDR S&P Euro Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 17.73 4:19PM GMT -0.24 -1.34% 6,382 N/A
WDS.L Woodside Energy Group Ltd 2,190.00 4:27PM GMT -40.00 -1.79% 111,899 41.583B

>> No.52450685

>>52450652
who is it? never seen that video until the webm posted here. i don't have tiktok and keep up with this crap

>> No.52450692

>>52450648
im not in finland and i don't have your problem, if i was in finland id find out what brokerages have voo
you keep saying it's a EU problem and it's not it's a YOU problem

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>>52450661
I never even made a reddit account.Now go back

>> No.52450701

Muh Amazon muh facebook muh soxl muh puts muh spastic retards

>> No.52450702

>>52450643
wuz

>> No.52450709

>>52450653
You actually listen to these retards? You're a special one anon

>> No.52450712

>>52450598
This would have been wholesome but clearly this fag loves showing his feet
Somehow, always, the artist's fetish always comes through

>> No.52450713

>>52450684
>COIN
kys

>> No.52450723

>>52450701
>facebook
Its Meta,chud

>> No.52450726

>>52450695
You love talking about it. GET THE FUCK OFF THIS BOARD GME/PRA SCUM

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52450727

>>52450665
yup

>> No.52450733

>>52450702
hebrews

>> No.52450738

How do I invest in e-thottery?
>ASMRtist posted a video with her cleavage out and it got 10x her normal view count
there's an ASMR to onlyfans pipeline

>> No.52450740

>ROST (Ross Stores) is worth $34B
>$34 BILLION DOLLARS for a discount retailer
is there something I'm missing? I feel like the company doesn't have a real moat and I could very easily imagine a world where they no longer exist.

>> No.52450743

>>52450665
>my SQQQ position is very uncomfy
>is this still all because CPI came in 0.2% lower than expected?
STOP DOING THIS ITS FUCKING MINDLESS RETARDED BULLSHIT

>> No.52450746

So can some one red pill me on this FTX thing? Are they going to sweep it under the rug, or is this going to lead to sweeping regulations and less freedoms, or is it going to be both, like the democrats will sweep the corruption and money laundering under the rug that they were involved in, while also increasing regulations.

>> No.52450756

>>52450743
ill react to every market movement everyday and you cant stop me

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>>52450726

>> No.52450761

>>52450740
their revenue is $15B

>> No.52450762

>>52450692
i just told you it's not available here and you keep saying it is without providing proof

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52450764

is wawa good for you?

>> No.52450769

>when you realize the mother of all barts that could rival that of the june bart is forming

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>>52450756

>> No.52450775
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52450775

>>52450476
>>52450648
Get on nordnet.fi and buy this one?

>> No.52450776

Should I fomo into DWAC or is it over

>> No.52450783

>>52450740
>
(USD) JUL 2022 Y/Y CHANGE
Revenue
4.58B
-4.62%
Operating expense
667.06M
-7.07%
Net income
384.52M
-22.20%
Net profit margin
8.39
-18.46%
Earnings per share
1.11
-20.14%
EBITDA
613.48M
-19.59%

(USD) JUL 2022 Y/Y CHANGE
Net income
384.52M
-22.20%
Cash from operations
360.00M
-39.25%
Cash from investing
-133.50M
-13.62%
Cash from financing
-338.27M
-23.99%
Net change in cash
-111.76M
-155.26%
Free cash flow
128.66M
-66.12%


>is there something I'm missing?
It is absolute thrash

>> No.52450786

>>52450603
My networth is 250k. So buying 25k on SOXL was pretty conservative on my end.

Had I bought calls, I would have been a millionaire regretfully I did not buy calls...but I believe we're running out of gas for this pump so maybe I'll get a chance in a few weeks

>> No.52450794

>>52450762
well then say it's not available in finland, don't say it's not available in EU

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>>52450574
>jews adopt a Palestinian boy
>staple fake tits on him
>can't get into the pool because his mutilated genitals will get infected
>do a silly dance for TV goy

Jews are so evil it's unreal

>> No.52450804

>>52450740
Literally the cheapest place to get wearable clothes.

>> No.52450805

>>52450740
Its slashing its margin to generate sales and still dying and its cashflow is strangling it. Absolute turd you have there.

>> No.52450806

>>52450761
Macy's does $26B yet is worth $6B.

>> No.52450818

>>52450746
It’s going to be both. They’ll push for the regulations they had in mind all along, but it won’t have anything to do with the FTX problems.

>> No.52450824

>>52450775
I just quit nordnet because buying/selling US stocks cost 15 euros each transaction.

>> No.52450827

>>52450192
I put buys on SOXL in the gaps at 9.85 and 8.30.
Another gap formed today, but I'm ignoring it until I sell at 20.50.

>> No.52450831

>>52450806
>Macy's does $26B yet is worth $6B.
Utter crap as well

(USD) JUL 2022 Y/Y CHANGE
Net income
275.00M
-20.29%
Cash from operations
55.00M
-88.32%
Cash from investing
-321.00M
-358.57%
Cash from financing
-106.00M
-76.67%
Net change in cash
-372.00M
-209.09%
Free cash flow
-372.88M
-215.00%

>> No.52450840

so what is the overall strategy that you guys follow? work, put money into a diversified group of companies with “good” dividend and re-invest the dividends and repeat until you can retire?

>> No.52450846

>>52450726
I'm with you druggies get the rope
but protect your jimmies from the rustlers.

>> No.52450847

>>52450786
That's still 10% of your net worth, not small either

>> No.52450856

>>52450831
do ASO next lil bro

>> No.52450859

I do believe I will continue buying American Electric Power, Comcast, and Verizon until my dividends from these companies can pay my monthly bills to them.

I obviously will be reinvesting the money, but I think it would be satisfying to get to that point where I'm getting enough money that they could cover my bills. They seem like safe bets too.

>> No.52450865

>>52450840
CFD my money down the drain

>> No.52450867

>>52450831
not denying Macy's is struggling too, merely using it as a comparison to explain how egregious ROST appears to me. M is at least crap that is priced like crap.

>> No.52450869

>>52450840
>dividends
>retire
You need leverage to retire,unless you're already loaded that is

>> No.52450875

>>52450840
I kill people and buy stocks in a diversified geographical dispersal and commodity basis ensuring a dividend return and capital return while also providing an optimally balanced sharpe ratio acroos currencies and regions

>> No.52450880

what a fuckin limp dick go nowhere rally wow

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>>52450831
kek All of those department stores are pretty crap. Selling random brands with mismatched articles of clothing. Plus malls are filled with inbred muslims, spics, NPC zoomers, and soccer moms. There's no reason to shop there versus some decent online catalogue.

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52450890

BULLS mad about so many bears out of the cave shouldn't have bought shitoins like GME and AMC and DOGE and QQQ indiscriminately for years and years, should have done more stock picking, and generally should get fucked

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52450896

Just bought $5k worth of SPY puts dated Dec 12 2023, $370 strike.

$50K here I come.

>> No.52450906

>>52450831
what happened to this company to have such atrocious cashflow statement?

>> No.52450910

>>52450831
B&M clothing chains are dying. They'll look like the next Kmart in the next 5 years.

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52450914

Stocks will keep crabbing at least until they start doing something again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from basically no direction to any direction at all. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising or falling instead of just sitting there. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from flat to positive or negative. With positive or negative returns, that means that stock values will be exciting to watch rather than fucking boring. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be changing instead of just staying exactly the god damn same. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it isn't crabbing.

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>>52450896
>December
Anon,i..

>> No.52450923

>>52450869
what makes you different from crypto astrologists or forex schizos?

>> No.52450924

>>52450896
Based. I woulda done January puts but good luck sirs.

>> No.52450930

>>52450856
I'll help you if you see a big fall in margin against a striggling retailer with shrkiong cash flow it means that the have cut prices to keep sales going but they will never get those marginns backa nd when you see shrinking cashflow as well you know that that business is done. Retail is the same everywhere. Margins are the first thing you look at. If margins have fallen and the business is has falling cash then it is dying. Even debt can be managed if you have steady margins and cashflow but if those two are dropping its graveyard time and that happens in retail constantly and always has. HiFi stores where a thing once. Apple stores will have been a thing once. Etc.

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>>52450888
horrendous pic.

>> No.52450935

>>52450896
Also, Baggie is going to have to eat his dick when Silver hits $30 per ounce by EOY and SILJ goes to $22.

>> No.52450937
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52450937

B I L I
I
L
I

!!!!!

Anime is going to be made real!

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>>52450914

>> No.52450944

AAAH DADDY POWELL SAVE MY SHORTS

>> No.52450949

>>52450906
>what happened to this company to have such atrocious cashflow statement?
Weak and incompetent management.

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Aeva is up 15%

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>>52450924
Nah local peak to troughs all have been about 2 months. Even going a few days later drastically increased the fee on the puts.

>> No.52450976

>>52450888
excuse me sir, sir, SIR, would you like free sample?

>> No.52450987

>>52450966
Fair enough. I'm all short too these retards here are so euphoric over a 3 day crab. Just waiting for the retrace to 3900 and I'll cash out

>> No.52451000

>>52450824
Right
VUAA should also be available on other European brokers if VOO is not. I can for example buy it on avanza
VUAA is the version that is compliant with EU laws and registered in Ireland.
Don't know why you'd want to buy the S&P 500 at this moment but it's possible.

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NICE BIG ROUND NUMBER YOU GOT THERE MUMU

>> No.52451026

>>52450824
If you are constantly buying and selling stocks then you are doing it wrong.

>> No.52451029

> HARKER: CRYPTO FINANCE IS NOT AT THIS POINT A THREAT TO WIDER FINANCIAL STABILITY
oh nononnono

>> No.52451030
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52451030

Did a Bart show up? sorry I'm wage slaving and cant look it up.

>> No.52451037
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52451037

>>52451026
WE GOT IT BOOMER

>> No.52451043

>>52451013
Is it gonna be the typical euros dump at lunch into crab down into sour hour?

>> No.52451052
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52451052

>>52451029
>at this point
so at some points it was?

>> No.52451055

>>52451029
He's right its not. Banks are extremely well capitalised. There is no liquidity risk.

>> No.52451056
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52451056

>>52451029
those corrupt fucks have infiltrated every corner of the market... in a very leveraged to the tits way....

>> No.52451063

The most important thing in the stock market is to have fun, and the friends you make along the way

>> No.52451066

Happy my CC filled. For a moment I was worried

>> No.52451067

>>52451037
WELL THEN FUCKING LEARN OR STAY POOR.

HBAR-EUR Hedera EUR 0.048112 5:04PM UTC +0.003113 +6.92% 28.47M 1.105B
COIN Coinbase Global, Inc. 56.74 12:05PM EST +3.51 +6.60% 8.429M 14.859B
INTC Intel Corporation 31.06 12:05PM EST +0.71 +2.34% 14.209M 128.185B
BHP BHP Group Limited 59.51 12:05PM EST +1.12 +1.92% 1.621M 215.512B
RIO Rio Tinto Group 65.40 12:05PM EST +1.16 +1.81% 2.174M 105.996B
WDS Woodside Energy Group Ltd 26.26 12:01PM EST +0.26 +1.00% 188,713 49.861B
RIO.L Rio Tinto Group 5,459.00 4:45PM GMT +52.00 +0.96% 2.26M 83.763B
BRK-B Berkshire Hathaway Inc. 311.24 12:05PM EST +2.33 +0.75% 1.398M 686.542B
SHEL.L Shell plc 2,375.00 4:49PM GMT +17.00 +0.72% 7.526M 170.208B
UDVD.L SPDR S&P US Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 71.33 4:35PM GMT +0.28 +0.39% 78,559 N/A
GBS.L Gold Bullion Securities 164.02 4:21PM GMT +0.15 +0.09% 2,962 N/A
PBR Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras 11.90 12:05PM EST 0.00 0.00% 10.387M 77.613B
EUDV.L SPDR S&P Euro Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 17.72 4:19PM GMT -0.25 -1.40% 6,362 N/A
WDS.L Woodside Energy Group Ltd 2,182.00 4:35PM GMT -48.00 -2.15% 127,869 41.431B

>> No.52451075

What's the most embarassing investment related thing you have ever done? I'll start. I bought a GME share. This is a safe space brothers, don't be afraid.

>> No.52451083

>>52451063
>The most important thing in the stock market is to have fun, and the friends you make along the way
I hate people. Who the fuck wants friends. Are you fucking 12 and lonely or something? Get over it.

>> No.52451086
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>>52451029
>not a threat

Well, then what the duck IS a threat to “financial stability”? Inflation apparently isn’t. Supply chain disruptions, economic shutdowns… what would threaten the fucking markets?

The economy and modernity is a joke.

>> No.52451091

>>52451075
i thought i was smarter than the market

>> No.52451095

>>52451026
>oh boy about to be up another 1 percent maybe by next week

>> No.52451097

My coffee grinder I used for my coffee beans today had mushroom dust all in it and I'm feeling extra cozy right now. This crab is boring as fuck tho

>> No.52451098
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52451098

>>52449432
>doesn't understand the most basic concept that has been discussed constantly for over a year
>calls others dipshits
Come back to sternly wag your finger once you learn inflation causes nominal price increases lmao

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how the fuck is spy holding 400

>> No.52451102

>>52451097
Sounds amazing

>> No.52451103
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52451103

VIX recently made the lowest low on RSI on the daily timeframe and 4 hour time frame in years.stock market is at resistance and within striking distance of all time highs

>> No.52451107

>>52451075
I always sell way too early and feel stupid when like 80% of the time I would have profit if I just held.

>> No.52451115
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52451115

SPY and SOX are approaching the 200 SMA

>> No.52451116
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52451116

>>52451067
BULLS MAKE MONEY
BEARS MAKE MONEY
PIGS WHO CAN'T FUCKING ADJUST OR THINK THEY HAVE IT ALL FIGURED OUT?

>> No.52451117

>TradingView not reporting Polestar quarterly revenue
Are they giving me a hint to stay away?

>> No.52451119

>>52451095
You don't need to you need to be up about 1% a day (a bit less actually, 0.29% will do me) plus compounding dividends. This is the miracle of daily and quarterly compounding returns. Did you finish primary school?

>> No.52451121
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>>52451098
Thats why I'm leveraged to the tits on silver and short AF on the SPY.

>> No.52451125

>>52451103
youre saying the market is gonna crush this resistance and rocket up to ATH before christmas. heck yea boys, santa is coming early.

>> No.52451129

>>52451067
>COIN up 6.6%

I was gonna short it after you said that but I looked and it's still down like 20% this month. How heavy are your bags?

>> No.52451131

>>52451098
Inflation is disinflating, sweaty.

>> No.52451134

>>52451107
No one went broke selling for profit. I too am a late buyer+early seller.

>> No.52451135

>>52450840
This but also buying SPY calls or puts for shit companies like SNAP.

>> No.52451143

>>52451055
kek

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52451145

>>52451095
yes

>> No.52451151

>>52451075
Wiped out 80% of my account after averaging down for 5 months

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52451153

>>52451121
Damn, Sansa got fake tits

>> No.52451155

>>52451129
>PBR
>GLD
HEAVY

>> No.52451157

>>52451121
is that the chick from GOT that played fetal alcohol syndrome chicks older syster

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52451160

shilled mram here at 5.30 a few days ago, it is 6.62 right now. if it gets above 6.80 it is going to $10. if this move in the market is for real, it will go, the earnings are good, just need the big boys to clear the runway.

>> No.52451166

>>52451075
I "HODL"'d my EXPR shares that I bought in Jan 2021 for $1.02 when it went to $13.97. 13x return in a week, didn't sell because the "do nothing" choice was the easiest and I was mad when brokers turned off the buy button.

>> No.52451167

>>52451129
I got it at 58 but it will be sitting there for five years so what it does in the meantime is irrelevant

>> No.52451169

>>52451121
i love after-pregnancy bodies

>> No.52451177

>>52451125
kek nah im saying any amount of FUD can light volatility on fire and we giga crash

>> No.52451179
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>>52451157
FAS is no joke.

It'a pretty cool that the WEF uses a little retarded girl to push its agenda though.

>> No.52451178

>>52451143
>kek
Banks are extremely (excessively) well capitalised they have zero risk and there is zero systemic risk posed by crypto, none.

>> No.52451180

>>52450914
haha
it's funny cause it's literally CNBC

>> No.52451182

>>52451167
enjoy coping for five years (lol) then you stupid fuck

>> No.52451185
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>> No.52451196

>>52451167
>bullish on a leveraged ponzi scam instrument while the ponzi scam is imploding

Retard/10

>> No.52451208
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I don't want a massive run at this point
I just wanna break even

>> No.52451217

>>52451208
same

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>>52451208
Ill settle for nothing less than 50% gains.

>> No.52451234

fuck crabs

>> No.52451239
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Selling my 4600 13.20avg soxl.
Been way too deep in the red, so i chose safety. Goodluck frens.

>> No.52451241

boys I have $600 to invest in the market, first time in stocks just got out of crypto. I’m looking to buy two different stocks. What would you suggest?

>> No.52451245

>>52451131
>clowns are declowning
wake me up when that happens (reads: central banks merked)

>> No.52451254

>>52451239
Sold ~800 soxl shares and 50 calls today. $15k worth. Life is good. Have shares left, too few calls... But I'll just buy them back on the next dip

>> No.52451265

>>52451241
Soxs and spxs

>> No.52451267

>>52451239
It's gonna pump like crazy tomorrow when Nvidia reports. They don't even have to beat. Amd didn't. It's gonna retard pump like crazy. I'm doubling down

>> No.52451269

>>52451180
Does anyone have an Apu or Pepe reading from a paper on CNBC image?

>> No.52451284

>>52450387
VOO in EU = VUSA

>> No.52451286
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>>52451241
Buy SILX and SILJ.

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>>52451241
>just got out of crypto
How much did you lose?

>> No.52451292

>>52451241
0dte call/puts

>> No.52451307

>BILI
Looks like anime is real again. Anyone else here still willing to even touch chinese shitcos though?

>> No.52451309

>>52451241
KWEB
CWEB

>> No.52451311

>>52451182
Well we will see how stupid you feel in five years. I know that business inside out. It is The ONLYb business in Crypto to have taken the years to have gained regulatory traction in multiple jurisdictions from the sec to japan to the UK to Germany. It is positioned to be the only regulated clearing house for crypto in the western world its a future BMNY. It was vastly overpriced at launch but it is a good buy now. PE Ratio (TTM) 5.84 EPS (TTM) 9.78 It is one of the few non dividend paying items in that list. I could have removed it, I left it there because I am honest, I show gains and I show losses and I don't hide ether because I'm not a fucking liar. We have an oversupply of liars here.

>> No.52451314

>>52450865
Are you still keeping your shorts?

>> No.52451333

>>52451241
short DWAC, long TSLQ

>> No.52451334

>>52451241
TQQQ

>> No.52451343

buddy look at home depot computer

>> No.52451345

>>52451311
Fuck off Cathie. I bought more ARKK puts today

>> No.52451347
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52451347

This hooker costs 130 EUR for one hour. 80 EUR for half an hour. I’m in Germany. Is this a sound investment?

>> No.52451360

>>52451347
SUCKY SUCKY LONG TIME

>> No.52451362
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52451362

When's the pull back?

>> No.52451366

>>52451314
Yeah I've got my short on nasdaq which has fluctuated a lot today. Trying to make back what I lost (sunk cost gambler mentality)

>> No.52451367

>>52451182
I bought intel at 24.70 by the way...and I got the WDS for nothing via BHP...you do realise what the divident returns on this list are? Go look it up
COIN Coinbase Global, Inc. 57.10 12:23PM EST +3.88 +7.29% 8.73M 14.954B
HBAR-EUR Hedera EUR 0.047830 5:22PM UTC +0.002904 +6.47% 27.882M 1.099B
INTC Intel Corporation 31.05 12:23PM EST +0.70 +2.31% 15.073M 128.143B
BHP BHP Group Limited 59.67 12:23PM EST +1.28 +2.19% 1.69M 216.091B
RIO Rio Tinto Group 65.64 12:22PM EST +1.40 +2.18% 2.244M 106.385B
WDS Woodside Energy Group Ltd 26.30 12:22PM EST +0.30 +1.15% 196,221 49.937B
RIO.L Rio Tinto Group 5,459.00 4:57PM GMT +52.00 +0.96% 2.26M 83.763B
BRK-B Berkshire Hathaway Inc. 311.60 12:23PM EST +2.69 +0.87% 1.565M 687.337B
SHEL.L Shell plc 2,375.00 5:07PM GMT +17.00 +0.72% 7.527M 170.208B
PBR Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras 11.95 12:23PM EST +0.05 +0.41% 11.584M 77.934B
UDVD.L SPDR S&P US Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 71.33 4:35PM GMT +0.28 +0.39% 77,767 N/A
GBS.L Gold Bullion Securities 164.02 4:21PM GMT +0.15 +0.09% 2,972 N/A
EUDV.L SPDR S&P Euro Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 17.72 4:19PM GMT -0.25 -1.40% 6,382 N/A
WDS.L Woodside Energy Group Ltd 2,182.00 4:35PM GMT -48.00 -2.15% 120,671 41.431B

>> No.52451369

come on spy stop hugging 400

>> No.52451379
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>>52451367
you seem triggered

>> No.52451384

>>52451347
Yes, the best part is you don't have to listen to her opinions in between times you're fucking.

>> No.52451388

>>52451367
What the fuck is this mental illness?

>> No.52451394

>>52451347
I'm pretty horny and I would totally spend $80. This is financial advice.. the extra 30 mins sounds like a scam. Gotta to fastttt

>> No.52451397

New

>>52451393
>>52451393

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>>52451367
why do you keep spamming this shit boomer

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>>52451397
This level of earliness is unacceptable

>> No.52451409

>>52451367
why do you keep posting walls of text that no one is going to read? retard

>> No.52451410

>>52451287
Somewhere between 500 and 700 USD kek. it really could be worse I cashed out 1100 USD. But unrealized gains wise I was at 4600 USD of BTC at the peak
>>52451265
>>52451286
>>52451292
>>52451309
>>52451333
>>52451334
thank you bros. I am making a short list and will look into all of these

>> No.52451414

>>52451397
Nigga what

>> No.52451420

>>52451345
I think she is utter shit but it seems strange that you can't see that in that list are four energy listings and two mining stocks....as well. There is also shock horror bullion and Intel and Berkshire and US and Euro dividend aristos. To help you that is currency and geographical diversification. It works to but you will never find that out because you wanted to be the edgiest stupidest kid on the thread instead of opening your fucking eyes

>> No.52451427

Crabs ruin everything
We should eat them
https://youtu.be/rtoatND7how

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>>52451410
NP, cryptobro.

>> No.52451435

>>52451409
If you don't read them, you truly are the retard and you will indeed be poor. Not so others less retarded and edgelord. Go look at pictures of tits or something you are more suited to

>> No.52451454

>>52450440
Interactive Brokers. I'm investing through a company in the caribbean for tax purposes lol. Only they deal with that company at low commissions

>>52450475
gonna be honest, i've played around with 5k since july just to get used to it. so I'm feeling comfortable. i'm going 50% long-term ETFs anyway, so no danger of blowing it all. it's the other 50% that requires some thought

problem will be keeping the discipline to stay 50% long-term when things start pumping in a year or 2 or i see a juicy tech stock etc

>> No.52451456

>>52451410
>>>52451265
>>>52451286
>>>52451292
>>>52451309
>>>52451333
>>>52451334
>thank you bros. I am making a short list and will look into all of these
Why don't you just but scratchcards?

>> No.52451460

>>52451121
Look who's got a new Karen face GoTdamn

>> No.52451475

Fuck this. This thread was retarded a year ago and is now. This board as been shit for five fucking years now. I'll come and puke text at you again tomorrow loosers.

>> No.52451551

>>52451475
it got taken over by a gay zoomer groomer gang. its worthless

>> No.52451592

>>52451456
Forgive me I don’t know what scratchcards are

>> No.52451597

>>52451347
You'll end up with mushrooms on your dick

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>>52451367
filtered. go spam somewhere else

>> No.52451643

>>52450935
We all know silver will fuck you over no matter when you enter.