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Diamonds in my Eyes. Get Ready for the faux bull rally.

>Risk management:

>Educational sites:

>Live Bloomberg stream:


>Stock market dictonary:

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:


>Boomer Investing 101:




>> No.52448742

first for nigger suck it cucks

>> No.52448744

first for fuck bobos

>> No.52448746
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reminder that bears always overstay their welcome

>> No.52448747
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just a small dip before the pump continues

>> No.52448748

Biden solved inflation, the bear market is officially over chudcels

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>literally same exact open as last pump
Open pump, bear trap, then pump for the rest of the day.

>> No.52448751

Are you okay?
I know that you FOMO'd in pre-market or at the open..
I know that you didn't think about us being at the top of the range and the PPI being used as an excuse for providing exit liquidity..
Are you okay anon?
I've been there.. done that
It's okay - it happens to everyone, but don't do it a second time. Write down the mistake you made in your trading log

>> No.52448754

is this the bull trap?

>> No.52448758
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Technical bulls are going to win.

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First for profit takers.

>> No.52448764

Is everything about this shitty fucking market literally a fucking joke? Is President Faggot really just a comedian?

>> No.52448765

think we see $405 today?

>> No.52448767

thank you fir the advice, males, I guess I will have to do my own research for my 250 dolors

>> No.52448769

When the faggot ass op is bearish as a melanin enriched individual (nigger), you just know there's a bigger rally right around the corner

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>> No.52448771

I asked this in the last thread and no one answered.

I had this idea of investing enough money into American Electric Power, Comcast, and Verizon that the dividends will cover my monthly bills from these companies. Is this a fine idea, or a retarded one?

>> No.52448782

Might crab up to 4040. At which point I might buy just a little bit of shorts because they'd be basically free money.

>> No.52448784

>The US dollar move that followed the PPI report has completely reversed now and in some cases has surged in the other direction.
>USD/JPY fell to 137.69 at the lows immediately after the PPI report but it's back to 139.47, around 180 pips.
>In the case of commodity currencies, they're now below where they were prior to the CPI data.
>The move in FX calls into question the enthusiasm in the stock market. The S&P 500 is up 56 points, which is about 25 points below the post-CPI spike in futures.
>At the end of the day, the PPI report is still second-tier data and the moves on it were way out of line with history.

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>> No.52448788

sounds like you're trying to be cute because you think you're playing a video game

>> No.52448790

No actually I was looking at frantic, immediate sell off after we gapped up 2%, you retarded fuck. Have you actually looked at a chart today or were you too busy managing your collection of redditesque cartoon animals?

>> No.52448796

Recession canceled, guys. I'm sure tech sector is gonna do just great, despite the layoffs and dropping revenues.

>> No.52448797

So is this recent rally legit because we've been oversold all year or is it another June/July pump fake on the way down? I feel like /smg/ sentiment is about 50/50 here

>> No.52448798
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>> No.52448800

Why is the chart making an N? That's racist.

>> No.52448805

FX shit is a literal nothingburger and simply cryptopajeets finding out fake money can be rugged very easily by the small hats.

>> No.52448807

we do a bit of pumping

>> No.52448810

Imagine not buying this obvious dip before se squeeeeeze higher all day into the close.

>> No.52448811

Dude, your dumb fucking ass deserves to lose everything for trying to even get a concise answer from smg
Like how fucking stupid do you have to be?
>is my gf cute? here, fuck her and let me know how it tastes

>> No.52448818

FUCK i got shook out hard... we gunna pump all day arnt we...

>> No.52448817

Just invest in Treasury bonds instead. Zero risk and you don't have to worry about stock price fluctuations. That dividend won't mean much if the market resumes it's downtrend

>> No.52448819

phoning it in today then
So same as every day!

>> No.52448824

>he doesn't understand that bonds and currencies are what the market actually is

>> No.52448830

yes and its going to be glorious. You can still make it if you get some 7.5 blue 2024 calls.

>> No.52448835

>divvies to cover bills
>the big guy takes his cut anyway
Lmaoing@your life.

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Bobo are you ok?
So Bobo, are you ok?
Are you ok Bobo?

>> No.52448837

>ee sold?
>pump eet

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Looks like another sucker's rally, according to this.

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>> No.52448857

Why are people buying?
I don't understand. Did people forget that Powell said that rates were still going up?

>> No.52448860
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President Zelensky was a comedian that played a piano with his jewish penis on tv, and was (still is) an ACTOR that played the Ukrainian president before he got the job to be the Ukrainian president. Quite comedic it all is

>> No.52448865
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Where's that imbecile who trolled me

>> No.52448866
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My bad, I confused FTX with FX.

>> No.52448867

Priced in.

>> No.52448870
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>SOXL above 14

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>> No.52448877

>Recession canceled, guys. I'm sure tech sector is gonna do just great, despite the layoffs and dropping revenues.
You know what.
I am actually starting to be--- nvm.
>muh labor shortage
>muh record job openings
isn't indeed entirely a meme at all, all the tech layoffs might statistically be absorbed through that. Additionally, some of the tech layoffs may move back to their countries of origin if they won't find new (comparative) jobs. So these won't even hit the (un)employment statistics.
Quite honestly, under these circumstances, tech could lay off en masse and people be forced into lower paying jobs without the employment statistics ever moving in either direction.
Something to ponder, I guess.

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I'm glad the bears are dying. We can go back to all being frens again soon.

>> No.52448894

>Did people forget that Powell said that rates were still going up?
He said they will use data as basis for hikes and the data came in good, meaning lower hikes. Market deems hikes unavoidable so it's pricing it in.

>> No.52448906

I sold SOXL at 11.55.


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>xi and xiden have a good talk
>cpi comes in lower
>midterms over
>ppi misses
>good earnings for shartmart and shartdepo
why the fuck shouldn't stocks go up perma bear niggers. Its winter. time to hibernate.

>> No.52448916

What are you watching today?

>> No.52448915

I've spent the last 10 hours compiling shit on Ryan Salame, the CO-CEO of one of FTX's main entities.

>> No.52448918

Look in the mirror, faggot
We are just voices in your head that you lack discipline to shut out.

>> No.52448919
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SIGA is at $10... bros monkeypoop coming back!

>> No.52448922

Slower hikes still ending in a 5% FFR. It's not bullish for stocks

>> No.52448925

>Pricing it in by pumping

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>> No.52448929

Hey $399 SPY call anon that exp today. Post em

>> No.52448933
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>trusting Jpow

>> No.52448934

My blood pressure because I missed around 8k in gains

>> No.52448935

Nazzy D is still going down and will crash as per dubs in last thread

>> No.52448939
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short term we have lower CPI, lower PPI, higher unemployment and earnings better than expected. more reasons to pump than to dump
maybe q1 2023 earnings will get down so will the market
everybody who calls for a sudden leg down for no reason is more delusional than the mumus in this bread considering the economic prints we got

>> No.52448949

Yeah retard market takes knowns into account and gets volatile on unknowns. Is this your first month in stocks?

>> No.52448951

yiiiiiikes ugh disgusting

>> No.52448952

Can one of you tell me when stocks will finally crash like 08?

>> No.52448953
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It's ogre for SIGA. We had a good run while it lasted.

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>> No.52448961
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Probably early next year. We may still get a dump end of this month before going back up.

>> No.52448963

in 08

>> No.52448964

Netlix is fucking dead.

>> No.52448966

If you want an 08 style crash a huge bank has to blow up

>> No.52448967
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FTSE falling weeeee

>> No.52448969

February when Russia re-invades Ukraine backed by China

>> No.52448974

wtf is everyone trading today?

>> No.52448975

June 2022

>> No.52448979

One day the market will have a sudden realization that ZIRP QE isn't coming back and it'll crash

>> No.52448988

Two weeks

>> No.52448994

the only thing that'll cause that at this point is another Lehman Brothers or if China invades Taiwan

>> No.52448996

You understand that rates are still going UP right?

>> No.52448998

Bros my Zestimate has plateaued at 375k over the past month :(

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>> No.52449009

generational short opportunity in semis here. What's the play, NVDA, AMD, ASML, or INTC puts? Don't know if I want to fight the IV crush with NVDA earnings tomorrow. INTC has the worst signal, but ASML has the highest ivol discount

>> No.52449012

Why SOXL is pumpa ?
I’m not mad, but it hasn’t stopped since last week.
Should I take profits?

>> No.52449013

So how many of you bought SOXL?
100% gains in 2 weeks, AVG P/E of holdings is now back to 50. Is it overbought? Should I sell?

I have 25k in unrealized SOXL gains.

>> No.52449016
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Don't fight the fed

>> No.52449017

sold a couple naked spy 412 11/18 calls to pay for a honey baked ham

>> No.52449018
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>> No.52449028

I bought CCL puts. ARKK puts and two more weekly SPY puts. Pumping on 0.2% month over month inflation is peak clown world. It's literally proof inflation hasn't peaked and they are still trying to shill the pivot narrative

>> No.52449032

Old man Buffet pumped 5 billies into TSMC

>> No.52449040

Get out nigger, geez

>> No.52449041

they were the least touched as they were large cap flight to safety, 50% rally in one month
I think they will guide lower due to decreased demand
I would short shares of NVDA, or sell a call spread

>> No.52449043

NVDA will pump despite shit earnings. Welcome to the clown market.

>> No.52449045

If you have to ask, yeah you should probably take profits

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It won't. That's what the "soft landing" meme us.

We will slowly bleed out to SPY 330 over the next 6 months.

>> No.52449070

I'm q3.. when soxl was 6... now retail is fomoing the top

>> No.52449074
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>> No.52449079

God dammit I should have bought more calls yesterday instead of puts...

>> No.52449080

I may have lost $330 today, but at least I'm not black.

>> No.52449082

I think you may be hooked

>> No.52449091

Retail doesn't make an ETF pump like this over the last two weeks. Shut the fuck up.

>> No.52449094

this market is confusing the fuck out of me. i am 100% in cash at the moment and i refuse to buy. am i in the right? shit smells like a bull trap because kike on TV said that inflation is solved. my groceries are still more expenisve than ever though.

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Tfw you get more return in one day holding SOXL than a whole year of JEPI

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Ask yourself what has fundamentally changed in the last 2 months.

Realize it's literally nothing.

Buy more puts.


>> No.52449117

>AVG P/E of holdings is now back to 50
weighted AVG PE is like 15, where did you get 50?

>> No.52449119

>100% gain in 2 weeks in a leveraged ETF
Man I dunno what you're looking for at this point

>> No.52449121

Puts will print by Friday. This rally is dead

>> No.52449123

Market expectations of interest rates in the future dummy.

>> No.52449127

Trying to dump my RYCEY once and for all on the market bros. It isn't going well. Who the fuck trades a penny stock in batches of like 500 for penny swings? Goddamn the liquidity for a multibillion dollar company is shit.

>> No.52449128

>ftx liquidity: 10 billion
>Average opex liquidity: 1 trillion
It's hilarious how crypto kiddies think their monopoly money is big boiii shit
Absolutely delusional

>> No.52449129

Do you understand that market already priced that in, dumb nigger?

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Man crazy pump the last 2 weeks,

anyone who bought SOXL is stupid rich now, but anyone buying now is going to get destroyed.

>> No.52449145

Oh good, I already set a trailing stoploss on my calls. Maybe I can make money in both directions

>> No.52449153


>> No.52449154

most people are pricing in another leg down, it will be more market specific though

tech probably wont hit its june low because it was already heemed. but S&P can hit a new low because markets like commodities and O&G haven't heemed yet

>> No.52449158

I sold my SOXL today. Bought at 7. Over 100% gains. Expect a pullback.

>> No.52449166

buy DRV

>> No.52449169

>stupid rich
Lol if you went all in on calls maybe

>> No.52449170

Unless the market knows when Powell is going to stop raising rates, you are full of shit.

>> No.52449176

DRV has been getting fucking hammered last couple weeks.

>> No.52449180
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Man I love seeing bears get blown the fuck out again

>> No.52449182

This honestly made me feel better.
Thank you.
I hate the feeling of everyone making more money than me.

>> No.52449186

something something sell high

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I've 100 @ $129.807 NVDA and will not sell. gambling on another pump after earnings.
AMDs guidance last weekend on their investors day was extremely bullish for data centers. should be fine for NVDA too

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>> No.52449205

When do I buy ARKK puts

>> No.52449206
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they have an idea, and with cpi/ppi/core pce coming in cooler than expected, it confirms the trajectory

>> No.52449210

>r's about to win house
>Split congress with dem pres means no spending bills (except for Ukraine)
>Fed able to do whatever fuckery necessary
This is what is making the markets go up

>> No.52449213

Market expectations were lower terminal rates 2 months ago

>> No.52449214

Any time friend :)

>> No.52449234
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>entire market green
>SPX crabbing

>> No.52449240

Lmao even

>> No.52449246
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Uh oh

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I'm down 5% today but I was up 6% yesterday.. I'm absolutely beclowned. I kneel bulls spy is up 23 cents from yesterday ill never buy puts again

BRB buying more puts

>> No.52449253

>r's about to win house
barely and trump is getting exiled to siberia to live with putler meaning thin GOP house majority is more like still a mandate for biden and newly electeds will go along to get along with the demonrats and keep their seats touting bipartisanship

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>Reduced chance of fiscal stimulus makes market go up

>> No.52449278

I shouldve kept my BLUE calls

>> No.52449281

Mumu, look at FTSE if you want to see your future

>> No.52449282

fuck nothing looks good to buy today

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>> No.52449286

fucking piece of shit. great bullshit to wake up to. fucking dump yesterday was fake and now im down on my shorts. fake piece of shit data.

>> No.52449301

It has been quite hilarious watching the GOP do a complete 180 on Trump like they weren't riding his dick for endorsements just a month ago. Fucking cowards lmao

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If you think this type of growth is sustainable I have a bridge to sell you.

>> No.52449320
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depression helmet

>> No.52449325

Not anyone's fault but yours that you're fucking stupid

>> No.52449329

I hate the uniparty so fuckin much bros

>> No.52449332

Why the FUCK are we pumping?

>> No.52449340

Zoom out.

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yeah anon we get it you made "bank" on those shorts.
no need to shit up every bread

>> No.52449348

no one gives a shit about britniggers. their market is garbage

>> No.52449351

Oilsissies why are we getting heemed?

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>> No.52449360

Man, the crabbing these past couple weeks has been by far the worst in the history of the stock market. This shit is fucking miserable. The S&P hasn't had a proper trend in weeks. It moves 5000% overnight and then does jack shit all day. Absolute cancer.

>> No.52449363

priced in

>> No.52449364

SOXL baggies finally capitulated.

>> No.52449366

Because of niggers exactly like you
Haven't you seen enough red, or do you think menstruation lasts forever. Fucking virgin.

>> No.52449367

Wait till Friday when it's down 12%

>> No.52449372

Because of positive economic data retarded redditor.

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Unironically exit liquidity for institutions before the end of the fiscal year.

>> No.52449377

It's been crabbing all year schizo

>> No.52449382

A tad mean tbqh but true. In the future, please treat my friend with a little more respect. Thanks.

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>why yes I shorted FTSE how could you tell

>> No.52449389

CCL diluted shares twice to finance debt. Dropped to $6/share and then has rallied 100% in the last month back to predilution highs because... ??? Maybe we are gonna have 25bps less hikes or sumthin iunno man

>> No.52449392

HOOD poooompin

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Okay I zoomed out. Would you buy this chart?

>> No.52449408


you heard it here first

>> No.52449411

cucked by jody

>> No.52449416

Alternatively you can say reduced chance of regulatory statutes and tax packages makes market go up.
Matter of perspective.

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I'll shit all over you. I'll even be a contrarian just for you, cunt

>> No.52449420

Yeah and that's why I did.

>> No.52449429

>indexs up 16% in a month

I hate you niggers so much it's unreal

>> No.52449428
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I would if we can definitively pass 4100

>> No.52449432

There is absolutely zero conceivable reason the S&P should be above its pre-covid high. You fucking retards think "we've gone down 20% isn't that LE ENOUGH!!!!" No, it's not when we were 40% overvalued, dipshit. kys

>> No.52449433

do i buy calls or puts here?

>> No.52449434

everything was supposed to be overbought. did the pull back only last one day? i bought faz because the banks were overbought.

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>double bottom in Oct
buy buy buy

>> No.52449446

every redditor in here owes me sex

>> No.52449453

And your's is the type of rhetoric that fuels pumps like these, you dimwitted troglodyte

>> No.52449455

Explain, in simple terms, as you would to a 5 year old child or a golden retriever, why this isn't a bear market rally?

>> No.52449456

Read more closely, retard. I specifically mentioned we go up a million percent overnight all the time, and then we crab during the day.

>> No.52449472

markets making the majority of their movements overnight is normal though

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>There is absolutely zero conceivable reason the S&P should be above its pre-covid high.
how about earnings

>> No.52449483

-0.3% and -0.1%
Although last month was the peak, so not so bad. I hate my property taxes.

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This is the only high iq post in the entire thread. Everything else is cope.

>> No.52449491

That femboy bussy is mine.

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>> No.52449505

There was a 7% intraday move the other week.. there was 1.75% intraday fucking move literally yesterday.

You are the blackest gorilla nigger ever. It's crabbing now because we have been at the 400 top of this fake and gay rally since Friday and it's about to fucking Bart

>> No.52449506

femboy bussy is quadrundant you neanderthal.

>> No.52449508
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this is a bear market rally ending next year

>> No.52449512
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picture for reference

>> No.52449515

I hate my property taxes too, but I guess it offsets having no income tax (but not by much tbqh)

>> No.52449521
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>posts a chart that shows earnings consistently dropping throughout all of 2022

Is this bait?

>> No.52449524

I doubt it'll survive the December FOMC meeting

>> No.52449528

this is staged, right?

>> No.52449532 [DELETED] 

Don't post Sanrio kawaii shit with retarded takes, I bet you post partialism too. No one cares about PPI. I'm buying 0dte SPY puts.

>> No.52449545

I actually agree with this but I'm talking about the previous few trading sessions not next year. Sorry but this feels a little unconvincing to me.

>> No.52449552

so are we just high crabbing?

>> No.52449553

that's your takeaway from the chart? lmao no wonder you're poor

>> No.52449559

hes right though..

>> No.52449560

Don't tell me what to do, fucking nigger

>> No.52449561
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What heavy garbage bags are yall dumping for tax harvesting?
>Inb4 yall

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dollar weakness has peaked

>> No.52449574

What would those earnings be if adjusted for inflation?

>> No.52449577

how can i profit from people tax harvesting?

>> No.52449584
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>whole market blindingly green
>except DWAC

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we have CPI print one (1) day before FOMC
it will definitely be a shit show but if CPI goes down the fed have no choice but to do 50bps (priced in).
santa rally will be unironically insane

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yes and the market went down 25% since the beginning of 2022. earnings are still a lot higher than pre-covid.

is everyone retarded here?

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What did Jeffery Chaim Bezos mean by this?

>> No.52449599
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Christmas is always a rally. Americans rush out and spend money they don't have on things they don't need. I'm already getting the african-american Friday ads, what can go wrong? ...other than the fright rail strike on December 9th...

>> No.52449605

should i buy SOXS fellow sisters?

>> No.52449606

watch DWAC fly to $100 when he announces lol

>> No.52449608

How long till the rugpull

>> No.52449618

Sell some dogshit that's guaranteed to lose in a way people will want to tax loss harvest it.

>> No.52449622

having "projected earnings" and "guidance" every fucking quarter is so stupid

>> No.52449628

Imagine not shorting up here

>> No.52449639

I'm projecting you'll have sex this quarter

>> No.52449641

Starting to feel bad for anyone buying now lol, buying up our bags that doubled in a few days

Might hold on a bit longer, feels like we have a tiny bit more to go up

>> No.52449647

is it finally time to load up on soxs I was a patient lad

>> No.52449648

post YOUR shorts larper

>> No.52449656

>tiny bit
there is no reason for this pump to turnaround for at least the entire month

>> No.52449660

second best advice I ever received from my granddad was "take profits"
fucking sell, you retarded niggers

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>> No.52449671

>9am fed gov Lisa Cook speaks about underrepresented groups
Fucking rofl

>11am real household debt
>11am real mortgage debt

Oohhh... these

>> No.52449677

thanks y-you too

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>fucking sell, you retarded niggers

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What's the 1st best?

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Yeah I'm thinking this is the top. Bulls are beyond exuberance lol.

>> No.52449694

I took some profits but I'm letting some options for this week ride

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i went long. hope tomorrow is green too since today im too late.

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>>11am real household debt
>>11am real mortgage debt

Lmao. SPY -2% end of day.

>> No.52449705

A tie between "follow the money" if you want to find out what is really going on and "if there's rust on the roof, it is damp in the basement" when talking about redheads lol

>> No.52449718

uh huh, i'm sure you'll still be saying this a month from now with your puts down 40% bobo

>> No.52449719
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Good luck

>> No.52449724

What happens to DWAC if Trump announces he’s running?

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>> No.52449728

>green too
>implying today will be green

>> No.52449729

Getting rid of all the HR roasties is extremely bullish

>> No.52449736

that's what im wondering? tempted to snag some $50 calls for a yolo

>> No.52449749

It dumps. Buy the rumor sell the news

>> No.52449756

Do you also have one for net income, anon?

>> No.52449755

Who the fuck is absorbing all those bags

>> No.52449763
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>dxy tanks
>emerging market stocks pump
Tell me you bought the xi dip, anons.

>> No.52449783
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has the crash been cancelled?

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>> No.52449788
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MArijuana is being legislated. You can still buy into the cannabis industry before you get left behind and priced out

>> No.52449791

The only way I can drink coffee is with a shitload of flavored creamer. My GF calls me a kid because I do this. I'm 31.

Thanks for asking.

>> No.52449793

>we have CPI print one (1) day before FOMC
ohh thanks I didn't know that, fren
>santa rally will be unironically insane
may your candles be merry and bright (green)

>> No.52449795
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Started to build short positions in s&p and Dax today

>> No.52449804

I cant even look at the market. Its making me sick. Its like watching a fat person guzzle a 2-liter of soda. Its not good for you, youre better off eating salad but the fat fuck is addicted and cant stop.

>> No.52449805

get an aeropress, best espresso ive ever had

>> No.52449807
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>Who the fuck is absorbing all those bags

Institutions pumping the price so they can short the fuck out of it. It's happened 3 times this year alone lol.

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I use this

>> No.52449823
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>> No.52449829
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>> No.52449844

digits and I average down on my calls here

>> No.52449848 [DELETED] 

Called it. >>52449532
Suck my cock partialism posters.

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Hey bobo you okay bobo?
How are those shorts doing?

>> No.52449852
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Don't be priced out. Get TLRY, GTBIF, VRNOF, MSOS/MSOX. That youtube clip is live committee hearing on federal legalization. Dont say I didn't try or shill cause here I am shilling.

>> No.52449857

I can only drink plain coffee if I have sweet stuff like cake to cut down on the bitterness.

>> No.52449861

iuhhh bobos hes got dubs on a bullish post. IM FREAKIGN OUT HERE

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>> No.52449870
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they're actually doing okay right now

>> No.52449871

Clown market. Staying cash.

>> No.52449874
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Bull time. BULL TIME.
>Have you watched closely and especially listened carefully to Astro's report? Yes, I'm sure you have. Now quick, pick up a pencil and a piece of paper to write down which error, I repeat; which error Astro made on purpose in his report to the computer Geronimo in order to play with you. Did he make a mistake on a name? A place? A detail of the adventure which you've just seen?

>> No.52449878

RYCEY finally sold. Now hopefully I won't feel like vomiting on the next leg down with that shitcoin out of my portfolio and 1/5 cash.

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>> No.52449886

Interesting anon, thanks for this. Just bought one off Amazon.
Is this real lol. I use this creamer but in Hazelnut flavor

>> No.52449893


>> No.52449894

Yeah the ones I bought this morning are green and the ones I bought yesterday are at the same price as today..

>> No.52449901
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>best espresso
as an espresso connoisseur as I may call so myself this hurts

>> No.52449915
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finally someone else who has identified the next bubble
we're all gonna make it!

>> No.52449919
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MARIJUANA IS GOING LEGAL. Let’s get those testimonies going

>> No.52449922
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man of my word

>> No.52449925

Yes I'm using some in my coffee this very moment

>> No.52449926

ever heard of a dragon dildo? you use it squirt creamer into your coffee and stir it too. you can do coffee enemas too its good for you. but a dragon dildo.

>> No.52449928
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Okay "espresso connnoiseur" what is the best espresso method?

>> No.52449946

I'm not saying aeropress is bad but that's more like french press coffee not espresso, I don't think you get the necessary 9 bars pressure with that

>> No.52449952

How the fuck are your calls red and why would you "average down" at the top instead of any time in the last 4 weeks it's been constant green dildos?

>> No.52449970

the best method is to ask the broad that brought out your dinner to get you one after you've finished eating

>> No.52449973

oh no my spy and worthless tech puts blown to pieces by CONSUMER RESILIENCE

>> No.52449974

these are 1dte 410 calls

>> No.52449978
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>Marijuana might maybe be legalized sometime in the next 3 years!!!
>buy this 95 cent shit stock!!! It's only down 48% ytd!!!

Truly the worst posters in this general.

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>> No.52449980
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All in on DWAC. Fuck it, I don't give a shit anymore. Either I lose 20k or triple it.

>> No.52449987

>in the ceiling before the biggest crash ever in history

>> No.52449988

And there we go, that was the last chance we are going to have to sell our SPY above $400 until the reverse split.

>> No.52449992

Anon these appear to be sex toys. You wouldn't mislead a friend like that on the internet, would you?

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>> No.52449995

Told you.. 11am on the dot.. let the dumping commence

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>> No.52450006

dios mio... la chucha...

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>> No.52450015

the worst smg thread creator

>> No.52450018
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There was realistically ZERO chance SPY hit 410 today.

Chart related.

>> No.52450020

what other people do with coffee squirters is their business but i wont let it stop me from getting the best damn cup of coffee every morning.

>> No.52450035

I think his exp tomorrow, but still

>> No.52450044
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early baking is bearish

>> No.52450051

vol creepin up

>> No.52450101

do you have to consider dark pools when watching volume for short intraday moves?

>> No.52450126

Like fr, this bear market fucking has to be the longest I've seen like wtf.. lots of big institutions going down the drain, what kinda corrections are these.
Shit is showing how weak these nuggets were, I think rn ama just stick to NFTs, good thing holoride just brought out its exclusive whitelisting form for RIDE OGs which I've filled.. lemme get access to multiple opportunities herein.

>> No.52450139

you still thinking about more dips, we falling to 10k, huh? damn that's hard, my balls are getting dry by eating too much cereals already, fuckkk

>> No.52450164

don't ever type anything like this here again thks ;)

>> No.52450325

Like nowadays I no longer get trading signals from these damned CT guys anymore. I find a low-cap always preferably and plunge in lots of stables like Sylo, Metis and LRC. Fuck all these buying influencers' calls, most of them are memecoins which are shit.

>> No.52450327

Shut up faggot

>> No.52450456

Who is this sucker?, hehe you got fucked by Sam and his fuck mate. A beautiful threesome with your funds.

>> No.52450565

I could use a crab market about now

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>> No.52454000
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Topping range is 15544 - 15621

Expect more bears tomorrow, but market should hold. High is next week.

If SPX breaks below 3900 this week, high is already in.

>> No.52456119