/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52428448]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

previous:

>>52426078

[Anonymous No.52428455]

Bears dont get to cum

[Anonymous No.52428465]

Boring market general

[Anonymous No.52428468]

Last thread was pretty terrible, let's try to do better in this one.

[Anonymous No.52428480]

the midterms are over
where is the crash

[Anonymous No.52428486]

bulls make money
pigs make money
bears get slaughtered

[Anonymous No.52428488]

I bought 200 shares of SPY this morning. So I guess we should be crashing any time now.

[Anonymous No.52428501]

>>52428465
>>52428455
>>52428468
>>52428480

[Anonymous No.52428507]

>>52428448
Baggie is going to have to eat his dick soon because Silver is about to rocket to $30. It's already over $22!

$8 to go, Baggie!

[Anonymous No.52428515]

>>52428465
Bros

[Anonymous No.52428516]

>>52428448
Poland seized the assets associated with Jamal.

[Anonymous No.52428519]

>>52428488
Thanks

[Anonymous No.52428520]

>>52428501
Lael just needs a good dicking is all.

[Anonymous No.52428536]

can a fellow anon post my tik tok thotties I need them in my life

[Anonymous No.52428541]

>>52428515
She's going away for 15 years...

[Anonymous No.52428546]

>>52428377
Taxes are paid by the middle class. Rich people have ways to hide their money and poor people have no money. Taking a little bit from everyone in a large middle class is the only way, because the middle class can't hide money like the rich.
But none of that maters since modern 'taxes' exist to control the money supply by limiting supply. After you 'pay' taxes to the government, they might as well burn it.

[Anonymous No.52428547]

I'm too scared to buy anything today

[Anonymous No.52428549]

that recovery rally was fucking wack as shit.

[Anonymous No.52428550]

Well 400 was the top. Time for the next leg down. Bought some lottery tickets

[Anonymous No.52428570]

>>52428501
TIGHT
FINANCIAL
CONDITIONS

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52428572]

>>52428507
You've got 6 weeks to gain 40%. I'm not even worried.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52428587]

>>52428546
This is why we need a flat tax, it's only fair if everyone gets taxed the same amount.

[Anonymous No.52428613]

>>52428541
She has such a gross body. So that's the power of corporate America.

[Anonymous No.52428616]

>>52428587
I prefer negative income tax

[Anonymous No.52428624]

market will continue pumping until morale improves

[Anonymous No.52428628]

>>52428546
When the federal reserve and IRS was created in 1913, they said only the super rich top 1 percent would ever pay an income tax, and that even then, the maximum tax would never be more than 1 percent of their income. Obvious lies. Within a few decades people were paying 50% taxes and almost everybody had to pay. The federal reserves job is to extract wealth from nations and destroy the middle class

[Anonymous No.52428631]

>>52428587
What are your thoughts on immigration?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52428654]

>>52428631
Immigrants are smelly and we should discourage immigration. If some one wants to immigrate they should have to pay a large tax like $150,000 per person for the opportunity to be here.

[Anonymous No.52428661]

Chinese bull to start
NIO
BABA
FUTU

[Anonymous No.52428664]

>>52428628
the pre reagan 90% corporate tax rate was unironically better because companies just dumped all their profit back into wages and capital investments to avoid paying the taxes
is it really any surprise that after corporations were allowed to have profits that wage growth immediately dumpstered

[Anonymous No.52428671]

>>52428661
fuggin kek

[Anonymous No.52428685]

[Anonymous No.52428688]

>>52428546
>Rich people have ways to hide their money and poor people have no money.
Rich people also just don't have that much money in aggregate. You only get a notable sum if you tax stocks instead of flows, and in a couple years it will be burnt through and that's it.
The common refrain goes that you can use Bill Gates' entire wealth to fund K-12..for a year. You can't fund the welfare state off of a handful of rich people.

[Anonymous No.52428691]

>>52428654
I'm glad you said that baggot. I'm eagerly awaiting your $150,000 to keep that female grasshopper you call your gookfu in the US.

[Anonymous No.52428694]

uh oh bobo

[Anonymous No.52428707]

>>52428685
>>52428685
its not fair
im so pissed at the rally
fucking retarded CPI measurements

[Anonymous No.52428723]

>>52428688
taxation shouldn't be about actually getting money
the government just needs to figure out how not to spend half the gdp every year

[Anonymous No.52428728]

>>52428468

[Anonymous No.52428747]

>>52428664
>is it really any surprise that after corporations were allowed to have profits that wage growth immediately dumpstered
No and is it also any surprise that after they were allowed to have profits, prices magically started to go up all the time for "reasons"? People who don't believe that the entire Western system is completely built around constant price gouging are the biggest retards.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52428750]

>>52428691
you don't get a dime of that money, that money goes directly to social security administration to pay for grandma to sit on her ass.

[Anonymous No.52428767]

>>52428661
Should have never said she would never look at any boys.

[Anonymous No.52428768]

>>52428723
Why does that matter when the government can just print as much money as it wants, and the money is based on its own value, and is also what the rest of the money in the world is tethered to??

[Anonymous No.52428776]

well it's official. I am down $10K YTD. Been right on the edge for a few months but today did it

[Anonymous No.52428778]

>>52428768
that line of thought is exactly why we're in the mess we are

[Anonymous No.52428797]

>>52428768
that also is unamerican, and should have been met with force in 1913, like it was the first time they tried.

[Anonymous No.52428798]

i'm bored. will likely just buy AMC puts before close, fuck this gay shit

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52428803]

>>52428778
Please tell me everything you know about this mess we are in.

[Anonymous No.52428821]

>>52428776

[Anonymous No.52428830]

>>52428797
Too bad burgers are now muttified cucks too comfy to put their lives on the line to prevent government tyranny. Literal mulattos LARPing as aryan warriors but all of them too big of a pussy to actually go against the government and break the law (ie. go against his master's permission) and fight for their rights.

[Anonymous No.52428831]

>MFW I dump money after the 20% drop just in time for the 1k rise
It's like you guy never held money before

[Anonymous No.52428843]

>>52428768
Well you end up with rampant hyper inflation if you do that. Which is exactly what we're going through right now. The price of practically everything has tripled or quadrupled in 2 years.

[Anonymous No.52428857]

im papering some trades. i think patience and waiting for bunch of confirmations is the way to go.

you may get way less of the moves but you get way less losses if the moves go way less against you, dunno


think i need to read more of the psychology book. the book said you need to have a different mindset for the market vs how do you in the real world to succeed.

[Anonymous No.52428859]

Sirs why go down?

[Anonymous No.52428861]

>>52428797
>>52428778
All points aside, that's the system we currently live in, so blooblooing about it needing to be different is retarded. All of the financial paradigms from pre-fiat and even pre-internet times are completely obsolete.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52428870]

>>52428843
That's not true. The price of alcohol has only gone up like 10% since the start of the scamdemic.

[Anonymous No.52428877]

Santa crabby

[Anonymous No.52428880]

>>52428843
So? The price of everything has pulled a fucking 100x over the last century. Imagine telling people a hundred years ago that the average house in the US would be like 400,000. They wouldn't have been able to comprehend it.

[Anonymous No.52428889]

when society breaks down, I will kill all tik tok posters

[Anonymous No.52428900]

>>52428870
thats because alcohol is already massively profitable and literally pacifies the nation.
also my BLUE do be doin somethin tho

[Anonymous No.52428905]

>>52428877
Did someone say le Santa RALLY?!?!

[Anonymous No.52428929]

>>52428880
100x over 100 years is less than 5% per year compounded

[Anonymous No.52428930]

>>52428859
>love from khazakstan

[Anonymous No.52428931]

>>52428797
i think things need to go really bad and then all the elites will be hiding in their bunkers.

the people of a nation underestimate the power they truly have.

[Anonymous No.52428936]

>>52428905
I think I heard Santa Rally.

[Anonymous No.52428937]

>>52428859

>"NOOOO YOU CAN'T LOOK AT ME EVEN IF I DRESS PROVOCATIVELY"

what the fuck is her problem

[Anonymous No.52428941]

>>52428889
like people who post on tiktok or people who post tiktoks on 4chan?

[Anonymous No.52428946]

the jannie is a tiktok enthusiast
>>52428905
retesting the highs would fuck everyone over

[Anonymous No.52428957]

[Anonymous No.52428977]

>>52428870
Not true. A case of bud light is up no less than 50%. One could argue hard liquor hasn't increased as much but liquor is trash.
>>52428880
So? Are you intentionally being retarded? When the cost of goods and services absolutely BTFO wages it's bad for the country. You get an increase in poverty which is bad for the country. I don't know if you're just 62 IQ or if you're fucking with me. I didn't think I'd have to explain to someone on a stock market forums why inflation is bad.

[Anonymous No.52428982]

>>52428880
>The price of everything has pulled a fucking 100x over the last century
That only further proves fiat currency is high treason, inflation is bank robbery and monetary policy is legalized terrorism.

[Anonymous No.52428996]

The next two steps in this process are to learn how to (1) identify exactly
what changes you need to make to function successfully in the trading
environment and (2) how to effect any mental changes that are necessary.
Manipulating the physical environment is as easy as moving a chair from
one place to another because that's where you want or need to sit. However,
to consciously change yourself to function more effectively in a market
environment that will not respond to your attempts to manipulate it will
require a thorough understanding of the nature and functioning of your
mental environment.

[Anonymous No.52429003]

>>52428957
wild guess:
if they can't push oil over $100 by mid January 2023 something with russia/ukraine or in the middle east is going to escalate.

[Anonymous No.52429011]

>>52428541
Seems pretty short all things considered.

[Anonymous No.52429048]

>>52428661
Why does he wear the belt?

[Anonymous No.52429050]

>>52428937
Narcissism, BPD, literally stripping on camera in a gym to try to spark up drama with some homosexuals.

[Anonymous No.52429065]

>>52428937
She wanted to show off her body on tiktok and needed some drama to do it with. Why else pre-position the camera in that angle
This is unironically Bearish for the world

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52429067]

>>52428977
>A case of bud light is up no less than 50%
That's because those greedy corporations are gouging you. A bottle of Stoli costs 2 dollars more than it did before the pandemic, and increase of less than 10%.

[Anonymous No.52429069]

>>52429011
I reckon she's around 5'5" or something which is average for the US, don't see why you think she seems pretty short

[Anonymous No.52429071]

>>52429048
superior chinese fashion

[Anonymous No.52429088]

>>52429003

Oil is sitting around $85-$90 and oil stocks keep making new highs.

[Anonymous No.52429090]

>>52428830
Americans have been taught about 'peaceful resistance' their whole lives.
>muh Ghandi
>muh MLK
>muh 60's anti war/hippie shit
Our victim culture incentivizes being passive and our obese sickly population simply reinforces this. It is so sad.

[Anonymous No.52429094]

Thoughts on using leverage shares to create positions?

[Anonymous No.52429102]

HOLY SHIT TECH BROS

[Anonymous No.52429103]

>>52429067
I saw they are selling fucking barrels of Kirkland vodka for like $17. I just can't liquor man, it's the devil's juice.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52429112]

>>52428937
lmao, she thinks they're checking her out like she's hot shit, but nigga they gay.

[Anonymous No.52429120]

>>52429071
If I pull that off, will he die?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52429135]

>>52429103
Liquor fucks you up. I wish I could sit around and drink bud lights, but i'd have to drink a fucking case and spend all night pissing just to get a buzz.

[Anonymous No.52429138]

>>52429102
Been a while since I seen this posted.

[Anonymous No.52429142]

>>52428797
This nigga knows his history, unlike half the faggots ITT

[Anonymous No.52429145]

>BREAKING: Amazon is planning to lay off approximately 10,000 employees in corporate and technology jobs starting as soon as this week - New York Times

BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.52429147]

>>52429088
>Oil is sitting around $85-$90 and oil stocks keep making new highs.
very sus...
maybe they know something's coming.

[Anonymous No.52429151]

Oh now he fucking tells us

[Anonymous No.52429155]

What a crab day

[Anonymous No.52429175]

>>52429145
honk honk

[Anonymous No.52429179]

>>52429145
unironically layoffs are a BUY signal

[Anonymous No.52429194]

https://www.forexlive.com/centralbank/ny-fed-5-year-inflation-24-vs-22-in-sept-survey-20221114/
1-year inflation 5.9% vs 5.4% in Sept
3-year inflation 3.1% vs 2.9% prior
Expected home-price inflation flat vs +2% prior
Year ahead expected household income growth hits record +4.3%
Expected unemployment at highest since April 2020
These aren't great numbers for the Fed but expectations tend to lag.

[Anonymous No.52429195]

>Why yes, there is already at least one script I know of that was written in the past two days which is being pitched about the three named crypto guy (Sam Bankman-Fried) ("FTX") and his fall from grace. It will get a greenlight, but they just need an ending. Will we get something Puerto Rico-esque or is it going to be a slow fall with a bunch of barely dented in their wallet celebrities in his wake. (Sam Bankman-Fried/"FTX")
I guess they'll skip the whole You-Cranian money laundering thing

[Anonymous No.52429196]

We bout to doomp, aren't we?

[Anonymous No.52429205]

[Anonymous No.52429208]

>>52429179
Before the fucking holiday season? Are you smoking Crack? Give me some

[Anonymous No.52429211]

>>52429145
kek not the HR roasties!

[Anonymous No.52429217]

>>52429194
>Year ahead expected household income growth hits record +4.3%
kek

[Anonymous No.52429221]

>>52429179
>pls goyjim, pump bezos' globohomo experiment bags pls
>luv, your friend shalomo

[Anonymous No.52429237]

>>52429195
Media gotta cover for their Democrat friends

[Anonymous No.52429253]

>>52429135
Liquor turns you into an alcoholic fr fr baggot. The whole point of drinking light beer is the fact your can drink a fucking gallon of it and keep going. It's not the destination that's important it's the journey that is the most fun. That's why light beer is so great.

[Anonymous No.52429269]

>>52429195
>Movie already in the works
These kikes move FAST.

[Anonymous No.52429272]

>>52429196
in lael we trust

[Anonymous No.52429297]

uh oh, seems like inflation isn't going away overnight!

[Anonymous No.52429302]

>>52429269
It took them 20 years to make a Bernie Madoff movie, they are literally making a movie about this greasy kike while he's still in the midst of robbing the goyim. The dude should be in a fucking prison cell yet he's still free and still transferring money from a back door in the programming to his hedge fund. Absolute bullshit.

[Anonymous No.52429308]

When do I buy UPRO calls? End of day? Now? Thinking Dec strike

[Anonymous No.52429318]

I just had some country fried steak with white sawmill gravy on top that my brother made last night. That shits pretty fuckin good. That's all. Now wake me up if something happens

[Anonymous No.52429323]

>>52429297
>consumer expectations
Wow! It's fucking nothing!

[Anonymous No.52429325]

>>52429253
They keep you better hydrated too. And they've spent centuries perfecting brewing to remove the poorfag taste. Craft beer faggots guzzle down shit tasting hoppy beer and act like it's high-end. They may as well start eating bugs too.

[Anonymous No.52429328]

What’s your net worth?

[Anonymous No.52429339]

>DRV

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52429341]

>>52429253
no, what you just said was wrong. democratic administrations turn you into an alcoholic. simple as.

[Anonymous No.52429355]

>NY fed survey October 1Y ahead inflation expectations +5.9% (up from +5.4%)
It was a good bear rally while it lasted

[Anonymous No.52429356]

>>52429302
Reminder that they greenlit a George Floyd movie but have yet to do anything on it.

[Anonymous No.52429359]

>>52429328
Less than it was when I woke up, that's for sure.

[Anonymous No.52429372]

>>52429328
700 ftxcoins

[Anonymous No.52429377]

im up 60 bucks in one paper trade. i need to do this twice in 10 trades to be profitable or "failing" trades need to be +5 a few times.

[Anonymous No.52429392]

>>52429328
My soul is worth more than bill gates entire destroy the world depopulation fund

[Anonymous No.52429408]

>>52429355
>consumer expectations
again, fucking nothing

[Anonymous No.52429411]

>>52429145
I'll wait until it falls a bit more

[Anonymous No.52429416]

>>52429328
$103k. 26YO

[Anonymous No.52429423]

>>52429328
I used to be a multi millionaire.

[Anonymous No.52429424]

>>52429138
Gold

[Anonymous No.52429438]

>>52429408
PAY
CLOSER
ATTENTION

[Anonymous No.52429440]

do now redeem

[Anonymous No.52429441]

>>52429392
based

[Anonymous No.52429446]

>>52429356
They haven't done anything with it yet because the Jews are still waiting to see if the niggers are going to stay uppity over the JQ or not. I don't really know what the hell that movie is going to cover because George Floyd was a piece of shit junkie criminal.

[Anonymous No.52429464]

>>52429440
>Meta is laying off the Pajeets
BUY BUY BUY

[Anonymous No.52429471]

How are we feeling this week?

Are we going to dump? Seems to me like buying pressure is exhausted.

[Anonymous No.52429481]

>>52429464
meta is unironically overpowerforming the market by a wide margin today

[Anonymous No.52429482]

>>52429328
I am worthless.

[Anonymous No.52429495]

VIX above 30? buy
largest drawdown in years? buy
inverted yield curve? buy
inflation all time high? buy
consumer debt peaking? buy
i dont care about your mental gymnastics i literally just buy every month and live my laugh while laughing at everyone on /biz/

[Anonymous No.52429496]

>>52429440
Knew it, all that hiring of pajeets was to have a large group of salaries to layoff in case of. A market downturn
>META YOU FUCKIN YOU GUCKIN BECH DO NOT REDEEM MY CONTRACT

[Anonymous No.52429500]

>>52429120
Chinese know more than you

[Anonymous No.52429502]

when a stock has shorting fee rate of 97% what is the percent from?? the price?

[Anonymous No.52429503]

>>52429408
>nothing
hardly, its an excuse for rates to continue stronger
at best, theres now no reason to rally until a signal points up again. Amazon laying off 10K people is not really bullish for Q4 earnings either

[Anonymous No.52429504]

why are we red today someone explain.

[Anonymous No.52429509]

>>52429440
Ok that's just fucked up. Pajeet or not the guy literally moved his whole life across the ocean and then you fire the guy 2 days later. They knew damn well before he showed up he was going to be fired.

[Anonymous No.52429511]

>>52429328
uhhhh 140k?

[Anonymous No.52429514]

>>52429145
BABA is better AMZN

[Anonymous No.52429516]

>>52429504
Election post nut clarity

[Anonymous No.52429515]

OOOOOF

[Anonymous No.52429521]

>>52429504
>Why we dumping after a massive bear market rally fueled by misguided hopium in the worst economic era ever.

[Anonymous No.52429525]

>>52429504
Muh overbought

[Anonymous No.52429527]

>>52429504
I bought calls

[Anonymous No.52429531]

>>52429500
He's a big guy.

[Anonymous No.52429534]

Nasd-ACK is dying, maybe there is hope

[Anonymous No.52429536]

we will finish green

[Anonymous No.52429544]

>>52429521
This ain't dumping this is crabbing. And likely green by eod too for that matter.

[Anonymous No.52429557]

>>52429328
Negative

[Anonymous No.52429570]

>>52429481
>meta
thats a funny way to spell natgas

[Anonymous No.52429603]

[absurd claim]

[Anonymous No.52429608]

>>52429509
>Being an economic carpetbagger
0 fucks.

[Anonymous No.52429628]

>>52429151
They are a bank. They want people to have actual money in their accounts. So they don't want the economy to crash.

[Anonymous No.52429633]

>>52429603
[preposterous retort]

[Anonymous No.52429635]

>futures

[Anonymous No.52429638]

LAEL LOOKIN FINE GAHT DAMN

[Anonymous No.52429650]

>>52429328
About $1000 or so.

[Anonymous No.52429664]

>>52429608
>implying anyone that's a cubicle cuck does any real work
>implying I give a fuck when a pajeet takes less money to do your "work"

[Anonymous No.52429666]

>>52429440
>be canadian software engineer
>never get FANG interviews, or get rejected
>companies screaming that there are massive shortages and WE NEED IMMIGRANTS
>somehow its cheaper to pay someone relocation fees, do all of their visa work, bring them and their family to canada, start paying them to work than it is to just hire locally

[Anonymous No.52429673]

>>52429638
So either my TMV or my TQQQ is going to pump now (?)

[Anonymous No.52429690]

REMINDER TO BOBO SHILLS
>REMINDER TO BOBO SHILLS
REMINDER TO BOBO SHILLS
>REMINDER TO BOBO SHILLS
REMINDER TO BOBO SHILLS
>REMINDER TO BOBO SHILLS

THESE LAYOFFS ARE NOT NECESSARY. THE LAYOFFS ARE SIGNALLING TO THE FED TO EASE UP ON RAISING RATES. THE CURRENT LAYOFFS HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH THE HEALTH OF A COMPANY.

[Anonymous No.52429703]

>>52428448
Where's the price action....

[Anonymous No.52429715]

>>52429666
devilish get
h1b is just a superior model, they're bound to you for years and can't ask for raises or switch employers or lower their hours after a year or two
why would you hire citizens when h1b exists is the real question

[Anonymous No.52429717]

>>52429666
You realize the probably pay half of what you're asking? You techie cucks for some reason think you're owed $300k to be a (((product manager))) when I reality, your job isn't very important and a pajeet will do it for $80k

[Anonymous No.52429722]

>>52429666
Lol just check the box that says you identify as "Metis", and you'll be a shoe-in.
There is virtually ZERO way to prove someone is Metis, and they usually don't bother going beyond asking you.
t. Mixed race, full status native

[Anonymous No.52429726]

>>52429703
we will briefly turn green, dump back to small red, end the day with crab. sad truth

[Anonymous No.52429728]

>>52429690

Dude META's share price is in the toilet and their latest project (metaverse) is a total failure. Lay offs in this case are probably to protect the company

[Anonymous No.52429742]

This nigger is gonna bart and you'll all be niggering here with your pink wojacks

[Anonymous No.52429752]

>>52429728
you're wrong. tech is fine. Zuckerberg HATES high rates so he sacrificed workers to tell Powell to knock it off.

[Anonymous No.52429753]

First you AAAAAAAAAAAAA
Then you OOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Anonymous No.52429765]

>>52429690
i guess if you have a wife like that your life eventually revolves around trying to suck them as much as possible all day every day. I bet you'd have financial problems because you can't focus at work

[Anonymous No.52429773]

>>52429664
I'm not a software engineer, but I won't shed a tear for anyone displacing people in their own country. Besides, you better watch out for Rogelio et al. coming for your "real work".

[Anonymous No.52429774]

>>52429752
>tech is fine

Meta is losing users rapidly. I think most if big tech is in trouble

[Anonymous No.52429802]

>>52429715
H1B is not a thing in Canada. In the US that guy who moved here would be fucked. In Canada, he will probably get another job pretty quickly and at the very least he won't have crazy visa issues. He can probably sue Amazon actually.

>>52429717
Not true, they don't make substantially more if they are working in the same country. They aren't that dumb, no one's coming here to work for half the wage, you can look up sites like Blind

>>52429722
Was never asked my racial status when I was hired, I dont know if all companies do that

[Anonymous No.52429818]

>>52429752
This is advanced copium, I haven't seen this level of cope since the coof crash. Tell me, how many shares of ARKK do you own?

[Anonymous No.52429819]

Just shorted NASDAQ 100 with a 20x CFD

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52429820]

>>52429752
look, if Joe Biden wants to keep rates low, why doesn't he just lay off 20% of the government employees?

[Anonymous No.52429823]

Scam pump to shake out paper puts, dump inc

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52429840]

>>52429823
I dunno, I reckon the market is trying to roll over and go back down. I'm taking my profits here. Shit's too spooky for me.

[Anonymous No.52429849]

>>52429773
Well I work in commercial cleaning so nobody is coming for my job I promise you kek. I'm still looking for these supposed Mexicans that are supposed to be around

[Anonymous No.52429867]

>>52429820
lay off public SERVANTS?
that's terrorist talk

[Anonymous No.52429869]

dovish rhetoric dropping, bobos prepare your anus

[Anonymous No.52429886]

>>52429819
>Just shorted NASDAQ 100 with a 20x CFD
This guy fucks

[Anonymous No.52429901]

>>52429849
Clean it up, jannie.

[Anonymous No.52429902]

pump before she's done talking very good mumu

[Anonymous No.52429909]

>he bought puts

POMP EEEET

[Anonymous No.52429912]

S&P 500 4050pts to 4080pts is still in play

[Anonymous No.52429919]

>>52429690
This is insane. Where are you crazy people coming from?

[Anonymous No.52429922]

>>52429886
Thanks but it's actually because I'm retarded.

[Anonymous No.52429928]

>>52429742
true, it's going back down to 10800. when? no idea

[Anonymous No.52429933]

>>52429901
he said work, not volunteer

[Anonymous No.52429932]

im not buying it mumu. youre not fooling me.

[Anonymous No.52429934]

>>52429919
I think I remember reading Ben Graham saying the market is full of irrational schizos.

[Anonymous No.52429944]

Guys, the bottom is (was) in. This is the pivot. Terminal rates have peaked, the economy is strong, inflation is collapsing rapidly and there will be no recession. Yield curve indicators etc. don't apply this time because of the aggressive tightening, COVID-related contributions to inflation and so on.

[Anonymous No.52429961]

>>52429944

[Anonymous No.52429967]

Let's go!

[Anonymous No.52429968]

>>52429944
I don't care about any of that I'm not an investor

[Anonymous No.52429969]

>>52429901
Hey I get paid, unlike some jannies....

[Anonymous No.52429971]

Green day confirmed

[Anonymous No.52429975]

>>52429961
See you at 5000 SPX EoY. Meltup. Few.

[Anonymous No.52429983]

>>52429971
>Green day
Man, I hate those guys.

[Anonymous No.52429985]

>>52429944
the market always falls furthest after the pivot.

[Anonymous No.52429990]

PICK A FUCKING DIRECTION

[Anonymous No.52429994]

That stupid nigger loving cunt can't stop saying UMMM. Get your shit together Lael

[Anonymous No.52429995]

i'm bull until the meltup hypothesis gains more traction, then I load up on puts

[Anonymous No.52430015]

Why are people buying bonds because she sounds dovish to the fixed income guys?

[Anonymous No.52430016]

they asked her if we might cut next year and she wouldn't play ball. we dump now

[Anonymous No.52430021]

God Lael Brainard is just as much of a retard as Powell

[Anonymous No.52430028]

Cmon market, daddy needs some new peptides.

[Anonymous No.52430036]

>>52430021
>>52430016
>>52430015
>>52429994

Link for live feed, please?

[Anonymous No.52430041]

>>52430016
they're insane if they think we're cutting that soon. rates will peak early 2023 and we can consider cutting early 2024

[Anonymous No.52430044]

Thanks, Lael, I guess

[Anonymous No.52430045]

>>52430021
>Named Brainard
>Is retarded
Life is funny.

[Anonymous No.52430057]

Thinking about selling a CC just because I'm bored

[Anonymous No.52430061]

What's a good hold for 30 years? JEPI or INTC?

[Anonymous No.52430063]

>>52430041
We aren't going to be able to pivot for YEARS. It fine that they are stringing a long investors but for the rest of us that aren't living in make believe land, we know inflation is still out of control and it's going to take a long time to unfuck our system.

[Anonymous No.52430075]

>>52430041
they say this every day that we are gonna "break something" and they'll have to cut even w inflation at 7% next year

[Anonymous No.52430080]

>>52429975
>>52429944
In order of presentation;
>the bottom is (was) in
You're the dumbest gorilla in the zoo. They don't let you be part of the breeding program.
>This is the pivot.
Stalinium-tier copium x10,000 extract straight from the front overseas, as if you lifted it from vladdy boy himself
>Terminal rates have peaked
Lol, lmao
>The economy is strong
LOL, LMMFAO
>Inflation is collapsing rapidly
I CAN'T BREATHE
>There will be no recession
*literally dies*
>Yield curve indicators don't apply
>It's different this time
Ask me how I know the fed sends interns in here to post this kind of shit to try and manipulate sentiment. Crash the shit hard and fast so we can just have a year or two long depression instead of going full Britard and economically nuking ourselves for a decade. I'd rather not see a lost generation and an assload of stagflation.
>I give this shitpost a 7.5/10, little too heavy handed with the satire - unless this was all a serious take in which case LET ME LAUGH EVEN FUCKING HARDER

[Anonymous No.52430085]

FUCK CARVANA

WHAT THE FUCK??
SHORTING HAS THE OPPOSITE OF COMPOUND RETURNS?? MY BET GETS SMALLER WHEN IT GOES WELL???

[Anonymous No.52430086]

+15% in about 30 days with zero pullback

[Anonymous No.52430100]

>>52430061
>INTC
>30 years
How many cutting edge chip foundries you think they have in Brazil? Or Mexico? How about South Africa?

[Anonymous No.52430101]

>>52430036
watching through the fidelity active trader pro

[Anonymous No.52430110]

>>52429944
>Guys, the bottom is (was) in. This is the pivot.
lol you are so fucking stupid

[Anonymous No.52430111]

>>52430085
I SHOULD HAVE SHORTED AGAIN

[Anonymous No.52430112]

>lole the fed is gonna pivoot with 7% plus inflation
whats gonna end up happening is we have a stagflationary depression where the fed doesn't cut rates at all
and eventually inflation gets back to normal and eventually the fed runs out of assets to sell

[Anonymous No.52430116]

>>52430080
I pulled my money out of Robinhood to change brokers and now I'm starting to think I shouldn't bother and stay cash gang for the moment. It feels like something very bad is going to happen in the near future.

[Anonymous No.52430119]

>>52430061
I'm still not sure who the counterparty of JEPI's fat monthly dividend is,
and why that counterparty is so willing to give up those funds each and every month.
Can somebody please elaborate?

[Anonymous No.52430131]

>>52430112
>the fed runs out of assets to sell
Bruh, no one's gonna buy 9 trillion dollars of treasuries.

[Anonymous No.52430132]

>>52430119
Spoiler: FTX

[Anonymous No.52430136]

Does anyone here have any idea what they are doing?

[Anonymous No.52430137]

>>52430119
JEPI sells covered calls on the stocks in the fund
the dividend comes from the proceeds of the call sales and increases or decreases every period depending on how much money the covered calls made

[Anonymous No.52430138]

>>52430075
"BRO IF YOU DON'T CUT RATES THE ECONOMY WILL CRASH"
But why tho
"CAUSE I MAKE LESS MONEY WHEN YOU RAISE RATES AND IT'S ALL I CARE ABOUT SO I'M GONNA KEEP THROWING PISSBABY SHITFITS ABOUT IT IN AN ATTEMPT TO GET YOU TO BLINK"
Lol, lmao, good luck fighting the fucking fed.

[Anonymous No.52430144]

>>52430112
this. they have about $8t more on their official book to either sell or mature.
the notion of rate cuts for the remainder of this decade is ludicrous.

[Anonymous No.52430149]

I bought a SOXL call and a TQQQ put
I do not have a coherent strategy or outlook on the market

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52430150]

>>52430075
What if I told you (((they))) broke the system when they gave the head nigger 0% rates so he could have 2% gdp growth as the new norm?

[Anonymous No.52430151]

>>52430131
I’ll buy them if Powell will lend me the money

[Anonymous No.52430163]

>>52430131
good thing they mature at the rate of almost 100 billion dollars a month
which means if they do NOTHING in about a decade their sheet will be clean
virtually all of our economic woes are a direct result of fed balance sheet and federal deficit spending M2 expansion, and the fed has to reverse this expansion (while fighting the treasury mind you) to actually solve anything

[Anonymous No.52430165]

>>52430151
I'm honored you grace us with your presence, Mr. Dimon.

[Anonymous No.52430169]

>>52430036
It's in the OP...

[Anonymous No.52430170]

>>52430057
one of the hardest things is waiting for good plays

[Anonymous No.52430176]

>everything is fine, no ignore the 0% rates since 2009 the market wants this healthy rate correction!

[Anonymous No.52430182]

if the federal government ran a surplus by any means inflation would collapse almost overnight I guarantee it

[Anonymous No.52430183]

>>52430132
>>52430119
Mega spoiler - FTX was a glowop and had basically unlimited funding, they're insolvent now, wouldn't be counting on that dividend nearly as hard this quarter.
>>52430116
Good job getting off phonebrokers at least. If you're gonna stay in the market rn I'd recommend hedging every position you have, cashgang isn't a terrible option if you can just park a chunk and hodl until the inflationary crisis becomes a deflationary one which should be in about 18-24 months.

[Anonymous No.52430184]

There is some ITT right now watching facial micromovements to determine how they should invest their life savings.

[Anonymous No.52430188]

>Burry added more GEO shares to his portfolio
Hmmm

[Anonymous No.52430201]

>>52430163
That only works if the government maintains a 1.2 trillion dollar surplus. Otherwise they're going to be pushing yields higher and higher, which'll make the government more insolvent, which'll push yields higher and higher and you see where this is going.

[Anonymous No.52430207]

Democratization of Finance, being achieved by the US unFed. Everyone can afford to buy high divy stocks now.
Get after em!

[Anonymous No.52430208]

>>52430183
>Mega spoiler - FTX was a glowop
>Spoiler
lmao

[Anonymous No.52430209]

>>52430176
Almost six years at 0%

[Anonymous No.52430226]

>>52429849
we have literal jannies posting in here

[Anonymous No.52430229]

reading boomers comment on yahoo finance because their divvy stock got heemed back to 2015 levels

>Worse than Enron this scam should see a Class Action lawsuit soon. 33% wiped off folks life savings retirement in 2 days
>Folks retirement getting wiped out by this supposed low risk Utility that used deception. Criminals.
>everyone - go to their website and complete contact form and ask CEO why this happened
>CEO in jail yet?

[Anonymous No.52430232]

>>52430176
Wow, you can actually see the timeframe in which everything sucked balls on this chart.

[Anonymous No.52430233]

>>52430201
yields are lagging, and a fiscal surplus dumpstering inflation will also cause FFR to actually peak sooner, further keeping yields down
the economy will get absolutely mangled by the funny money bubble getting popped though

[Anonymous No.52430234]

>>52430209
When everyone owns high divy stonk, does anyone own high divy stonk?

[Anonymous No.52430238]

>>52430080
>You're the dumbest gorilla in the zoo. They don't let you be part of the breeding program.
Tell me you were short at 3400 without actually telling me.

>Stalinium-tier copium x10,000 extract straight from the front overseas, as if you lifted it from vladdy boy himself
Terminal rates have peaked. The Fed is already signaling a slowing (which we all know means a stop in short order, terminal rates have peaked).


>The economy is strong and inflation is collapsing rapidly
It is. Annualize the MoM inflation in the CPI. No recession, inflation over.

>Ask me how I know the fed sends interns in here to post this kind of shit to try and manipulate sentiment. Crash the shit hard and fast so we can just have a year or two long depression instead of going full Britard and economically nuking ourselves for a decade. I'd rather not see a lost generation and an assload of stagflation.
No stagflation. The tightening cycle and non-recession were aggressively frontrun, now it's time to frontrun the easing cycle. Meltup.

[Anonymous No.52430252]

>>52430201
>Heem the market
>Collect taxes on the beheemed
>Oh shit I have money again!
This is literally and unironically the way it works, and looks like we're finding out the real reason why all those IRS agents got hired.
>>52430188
Smart play, seems like a category floyd chimpout is right around the corner.

[Anonymous No.52430258]

>>52429849
Awesome. A guy who has income, low overhead, and will have a job until buildings are peak-boring.

Keep stacking King.

[Anonymous No.52430262]

>>52430229

Those comments are the most cancerous shit in existence
>Stock goes up 250% no one says a word
>Corrects down 50%, everyone is screaming about manipulation and how the CEO needs to be jailed.

[Anonymous No.52430271]

>>52430229
Boomers deserve maximum pain and suffering.

[Anonymous No.52430272]

Reminder that there was literally never a bear market. Market participants just overestimated the chance of a recession and frontran it. The economy is still red-hot. The market will literally be at ATH in months and you people will still be screaming about muh yield curve layoffs recession etc.

[Anonymous No.52430273]

>>52430252
>seems like a category floyd chimpout is right around the corner
Election year is over

[Anonymous No.52430287]

buying TSLA calls earlier was easy money

[Anonymous No.52430295]

>>52430272
Housing is slowing with the rate hike, and diesel nearly chopped an arm off, and depending, still might.

[Anonymous No.52430302]

>>52430232
>the panic selling was all from COIVD fears!
A catalyst yes, but these things lined up too perfectly.

[Anonymous No.52430305]

>MFW target date fund

[Anonymous No.52430304]

kek most divvy boomers have no risk tolerance and only focus on the dividends and assume the dividend will last until the end of time, they really should just be buying bonds it's not like they will live long enough to see growth in the companies they invest

[Anonymous No.52430315]

holy shit just fucking do something already

[Anonymous No.52430316]

everyone said to short but no one mentioned a fed person was speaking to drum up hopium.

[Anonymous No.52430321]

>>52430258
Yeah I personally enjoy seeing the overall unease that all the cubicle cucks feel knowing their jobs are hanging in the balance. The main building I work at just implemented a hiring freeze and everyone is nervous kek.

[Anonymous No.52430330]

>>52430304
Boomers bought hard into the passive income meme instead of actually researching good businesses with good dividends, so when a shot company goes down they act like they were robbed

[Anonymous No.52430336]

>>52430233
>the economy will get absolutely mangled by the funny money bubble getting popped though
That's the thing. Federal capital gains revenue gets heemed by down markets (e.g. this year). The tech bubble knocked it down by 3% of GDP and 2008 by like 4.5% (https://taxfoundation.org/federal-capital-gains-tax-collections-historical-data/).).

Which means next year, ceteris paribus, our $1t deficit will turn into a $2t one. How the fuck is our deadlocked congress going to reverse that by $3t?

>>52430252
Uh, chief, capital *gains* are what get taxed. Not losses.

[Anonymous No.52430340]

>>52430302
Goddamn imagine getting a >free 18% for just parking your money in some shitty savings account, or spamming bonds.

[Anonymous No.52430341]

>>52430304
>happy is a nation whose elders plant trees under whose shade they will never sit.
I think they should be investing in manufacturing, especially around battery tech and high-pressure vacuum tech.

[Anonymous No.52430342]

>>52430238
We're never gonna agree on anything and I'm trying to not be as much of a cynical asshole on the internet anymore since it's not good for me, but holy shit everything you just typed sounds like the dumbest shit I've heard in my entire life. I was short at 4700 and got out at 3900, I'm still short on some things but not the broader market because I don't have the kind of capital necessary to hedge mid-dated calls and puts on every play I make because everything is the most schizo line chart imaginable, there is zero reality in which the US doesn't continue raising rates well into 2023 if not further before pausing and assessing the situation, the economy isn't completely fucked but it's not in a great spot either and I would certainly not be pointing to it as a metric of strength, inflation literally isn't over and is still happening to the tune of nearly double-digit percentages every month, we're ACTIVELY in a recession and no amount of kvetching from the government will change the Harvard Business School definition as such, and frankly reading posts like this just makes me think things are way, way, way worse than anyone is letting on. And I already assumed every market was powered by demons raping babies nonstop so I'm actually a bit spookt.

I wish you all the best but there's just no way I can respect this. It's cope.

[Anonymous No.52430343]

>>52430315
we have to do the lunchtime algo scam first

[Anonymous No.52430351]

>>52430176
This is unironically a healthy correction. US economic fundamentals are rock-solid. The US economy is so strong it can easily handle 5-6% rates, a bit of tech trash needed to be taken out first though.

[Anonymous No.52430352]

>>52430336
if we pivoot we hyperinflate and if we don't run a surplus we're insolvent
maybe we shouldn't have deficient spent 20 trillion in the last 2 decades

[Anonymous No.52430357]

>AMD up 30% in a month

hmmm

[Anonymous No.52430362]

>>52430341
they should be investing in their children if you actually want them to follow your banal adage

[Anonymous No.52430364]

>>52430341
You think boomers care about that? They were born literally at the greatest time period of innovation and prosperity in human history and they spent it all doing nothing but getting high

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52430365]

>>52430229
I'm still laughing over all these FTX guys going, My bank man it's fried.

[Anonymous No.52430382]

>>52430273
Other things to be mad about, like unemployment hitting 10% - nobody gives a fuck about elections anymore anyways it's all bullshit and nobody that seeks out the positions people are trying to get elected for should ever hold them to begin with.
>>52430336
Is it a gain or a loss if your short position does well?

[Anonymous No.52430384]

SPXL or UPRO calls?

[Anonymous No.52430389]

>>52430352
Yeah, like, exactly. The Fed needs unemployment to spike immediately in order to cut rates again/restart QE and buy time. Meanwhile the government needs inflation to make line go up.

[Anonymous No.52430394]

>>52429328
bout tree fiddy

[Anonymous No.52430400]

>>52430351
This is a healthy correction from 2020/2021 yes, this is not a correction from 13 years of 0% rates.

[Anonymous No.52430407]

>Wearing shorts and New Balances in front of your pedo handlers/mentors
The absolute chutzpah
Can't wait for the Santa dump next month

[Anonymous No.52430409]

>>52430342
It doesn't matter if the US raises rates: >>52430351

>inflation literally isn't over and is still happening to the tune of nearly double-digit percentages every month,
It's not. Annualize the MoM CPI. It's at like 4% YoY annualized and rapidly falling. Inflation is over. The US is still standing and will be just fine. Soft landing is the correct meta-contrarian positions.

>we're ACTIVELY in a recession
No we aren't. 1 bad quarter of GDP =\= recession. The economy is still strong.

>and frankly reading posts like this just makes me think things are way, way, way worse than anyone is letting on.
They aren't bad. This is just market bear hopium because they're mad they missed the meltup to 4800 and bet against America in 2021. Now we have a healthy correction and are on the way back to ATH on the back of great fundamentals and bears are still afraid they've missed the bottom so they tell themselves stories like yours - everything is awful, we're doomed, etc.

[Anonymous No.52430412]

>>52430389
incredible how the boomers managed to run out of road right as they were going to start retiring/dying
hopefully boomer retirement gets completely rugpulled before the majority of them actually retire, that would be some cosmic karma

[Anonymous No.52430413]

>>52430365
What's sad is a large group of normalfags have absolutely no idea what's going on.

[Anonymous No.52430415]

>>52428541
She’s being forced to do 15 years of community service
>on TikTok

[Anonymous No.52430429]

>>52430400
Interest rates have gone nowhere but down over the very-long term. Rates will go back to zero within a few years and will stay close to zero for the foreseeable future.

[Anonymous No.52430437]

>>52430382
>Is it a gain or a loss if your short position does well?
It ends up being a loss because bobos hold it too long. But regardless, you can have a collapse in sentiment/prices/valuations without each dollar going to a bobo somewhere. Same as trillions in paper gains during boom times not translating into trillions in actual spending.

[Anonymous No.52430439]

New

>>52430428
>>52430428

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52430453]

>>52430413
They're the ones who voted for democrats and truly believe Putin is directly responsible for the inflation they are experiencing.

[Anonymous No.52430463]

>>52430351
I agreed with that prior to Feb. Unless the US wants to lose full face, it cannot let Ukraine fail. Russia will have money to execute the war forever, if nobody stops their energy exports, and even if you stop the energy, they can dump a dozen other materials on the markets. ~5% is comfy, at this point. It puts a second thought into capital use, but doesn't stop high quality ideas, or necessity. Getting higher, imo, with the sanctions against Rus and China bouncing around, just suggests discontent globally. The US absolutely needs EU nations happy, if not fat and happy, to continue the shipments of cash and material.

[Anonymous No.52430465]

>>52430389
>Let GME rip like all the schizos have been preaching for literal years at this point
>Fat tax windfall
>Shitters rope when they get left behind
>Depression averted, just a shitty recession for a year or two
>Most of the money ends up right back where it came from to begin with within a decade

It's that shrimple

[Anonymous No.52430479]

>>52430453
The Fed has every nation coming and going. There is no way to avoid being taken in the long run. Even those doing Real Estate tax flips will only have wealth for their own life.

[Anonymous No.52430485]

Fidelity just granted me $277 of margin, what do I buy

[Anonymous No.52430499]

>>52430137
>JEPI sells covered calls on the stocks in the fund
No they don't, this is where you are misinformed.
On their product website it says
>Disciplined options overlay implements written out-of-the-money S&P 500 Index call options to generate distributable monthly income.
which is very misleading because when you check their actual holdings (also on their website) you can verify for yourself that in their portfolio is not one single written call on anything.
What they are holding (long) are some kind of "Equity Linked Notes" that they themselves put in the "Synthetic" category which seemingly magically only go up no matter what.
There's no further explanations on the structure of these "Exchange Traded Notes", how they work, and who the counter party is that willingly parts with their funds constantly.
I'm calling bullshit on the whole thing until I received further explanation.

[Anonymous No.52430511]

>>52430465
>Let GME 100x
>Gain taxes only raise a couple hundred billion

[Anonymous No.52430534]

>>52430511
My monkies, tis of the, sweet diamond hands liberty, of these I Reee,....

[Anonymous No.52430604]

>>52429328
500k

[Anonymous No.52430623]

wow, someone baked early and now were double theaded, for no reason. bad for bad form

[Anonymous No.52430722]

>>52430184
>not watching facial micromovements to determine anything and everything
I used them to decide if I am going to eat at a restaurant or not especially (usually not). Everyone has ratio variances between what they know and what they are attempting to project, and variances in how dishonest manifests within their projection arrays.
>>52430234
>stonk
Welcome, redditor. Leave there and never return.

[Anonymous No.52430768]

>>52430623
Are (You) even newer than (Me)? There are times of 3 smgs with 2 still bumpin'!

[Anonymous No.52430790]

>>52429990
Bart simpson.

[Anonymous No.52430807]

>>52430722
>noo, only I can use meme properly, no cross platform irony is allowed, this is the thinking space right here!
>>52430768
hmm... well, at least jannie isn't having a whip crack day, but shit, community should be more prepared to function without.

[Anonymous No.52430870]

>>52430807
>no cross platform irony is allowed
>this is the thinking space right here
Unironically!

[Anonymous No.52431135]

>>52430870
eew, druggie "country" is such a pisser.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=77i2bApGwnM

[Anonymous No.52431274]

>>52431135
Dangamighty, that right there is kino goodness, bless (You)!

[Anonymous No.52431470]

Stocks will keep crabbing at least until they start doing something again. We will know for sure when that happens because price changes will switch from basically no direction to any direction at all. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices rising or falling instead of just sitting there. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from flat to positive or negative. With positive or negative returns, that means that stock values will be exciting to watch rather than fucking boring. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be changing instead of just staying exactly the god damn same. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it isn't crabbing.

[Anonymous No.52431587]

>>52431470
Oh didn't know that thank you fren, is there Jews in there?

[Anonymous No.52431726]

>>52428776
If $10k is a big deal to you, just get a better job.
What would 100% gains be for you? A honda civic sport?

[Anonymous No.52431904]

>>52431726
he said he was down 10k. For all you know he went from 500k to 490k

[Anonymous No.52432105]

>>52431587
No, most species of crabs are exclusively Taoists