/smg/ - Stock Market General

[Anonymous No.52426078]

>Risk management:
https://pastebin.com/sqJUcbjp

>Educational sites:
https://www.investopedia.com/
https://www.khanacademy.org/economics-finance-domain

>Live Bloomberg stream:
https://www.livenewsnow.com/american/bloomberg-television-business.html

>Brokers:
https://pastebin.com/F1yujtVq

>Stock market dictonary:
https://pastebin.com/VtnpN5iJ

>Pre-Market Data and Live data:
https://www.tradingview.com
https://www.finscreener.com/
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>Screeners:
https://finviz.com/
https://www.tradingview.com/screener
https://etfdb.com/
https://finance.yahoo.com/

>Boomer Investing 101:
https://www.bogleheads.org/wiki/Getting_started

>Misc:
https://market24hclock.com/
https://tradingeconomics.com

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[Anonymous No.52426087]

Xiaomi bros, we are coming BACK

[Anonymous No.52426092]

>>52423862
>>52423862
the goyim are noticing

[Anonymous No.52426104]

>VTI up $20 in the past month
I'm gonna retire rich bros

[Anonymous No.52426105]

>>52426087
Stop investing in the enemy you fucking traitor

[Anonymous No.52426111]

Important question

[Anonymous No.52426124]

>>52426111
imagine getting scammed by someone named (((Bankman))) and a chipmunk
can't make this shit up

[Anonymous No.52426139]

>>52426111
Jesus, that's who took the crypto baggies to the cleaners. kekekekek

[Anonymous No.52426148]

Good morning CHINA CHADS. It sure does feel great to be an FXI investor.

[BUY FTSE PUTS NOW No.52426149]

Scam bank, man. Yo fried

[Anonymous No.52426165]

The FTX thing was just an anomaly. Buy ponzi scheme coins now

[Anonymous No.52426172]

>>52426124
>>52426149
Bankman is going to get Epstein'd. He done fucked up, seen to much.

[Anonymous No.52426175]

I admire the Jewish people

[Anonymous No.52426184]

we dumping today

[Anonymous No.52426199]

>>52426175
Flattery will get you nowhere with us, or our money schemes that we have been running centuries, goy

[Anonymous No.52426200]

green id = pump

[Anonymous No.52426208]

>>52426200
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52426222]

>>52426200
dark magic begone

[Anonymous No.52426223]

>>52426200
thank you anon

[Anonymous No.52426226]

>>52426105
>enemy
Are you retarded or just drank too much of the koolaid? I know the changposters can get annoying but China ain't the enemy and they bailed out the US to a large degree during 2008 - if anything they're our big gay buttbuddies from an economic standpoint.

[Anonymous No.52426231]

>>52426200
Nice, digits as well.

[Anonymous No.52426233]

>>52426111
If you are rich and still fucking that thing instead of paying hookers to fulfill your kinks you deserve everything that happens to you.

[Anonymous No.52426238]

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/AEVA

[Anonymous No.52426250]

>>52426226
>implying enemies cannot have co depending relationships

lool

[Anonymous No.52426253]

>>52426222
checked digits
checked id

buying SOXL

[Anonymous No.52426256]

>>52426172
>Sam Bankman-Fried
>Bankman
>Fried
The universe is fucking hilarious sometimes. His momma insisted on a hyphenated last name just so I could chuckle about her kid being the 10,000,000,000$ fall guy - 11/10 joke by God himself.

[Anonymous No.52426270]

>>52426250
Lool indeed, nigga

[Anonymous No.52426279]

>>52426256
God can shitpost too. Bankman-Fried is a Bernie Madoff tier joke.

[Anonymous No.52426358]

reminder to pick up some EDV or BLV for your retirement

[Anonymous No.52426388]

>>52426092
a ton of people I know are starting to notice, but the big thing is that even more people are pointing out they avoided this solely because they noticed

[Anonymous No.52426407]

what, no oil in this thread?
Oil.

[Anonymous No.52426422]

hehehe
hohoho
hahaha

[Anonymous No.52426424]

>buy 50k in big cap tech stocks
>buy 5-10k in SQQQ near it's 52wk low

[Anonymous No.52426455]

SPY and QQQ now have Tuesday and Thursday options. Oh boy.

[Anonymous No.52426477]

>>52426078
HBAR-EUR Hedera EUR 0.044434 1:21PM UTC -0.000947 -2.09% 37.599M 1.021B
RIO.L Rio Tinto Group 5,335.00 1:07PM GMT -63.00 -1.17% 540,548 81.997B
SHEL.L Shell plc 2,328.00 1:07PM GMT -32.00 -1.36% 2.191M 166.84B
WDS.L Woodside Energy Group Ltd 2,212.00 1:07PM GMT +6.00 +0.27% 30,944 42B
UDVD.L SPDR S&P US Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 70.81 12:54PM GMT +0.51 +0.73% 12,264 N/A
GBS.L Gold Bullion Securities 163.08 12:49PM GMT -0.05 -0.03% 921 N/A
EUDV.L SPDR S&P Euro Dividend Aristocrats UCITS ETF 17.76 11:52AM GMT -0.00 -0.03% 836 N/A
BRK-B Berkshire Hathaway Inc. 309.72 4:05PM EST +6.52 +2.15% 6.573M 683.19B
INTC Intel Corporation 30.43 4:00PM EST +0.67 +2.25% 49.827M 125.585B
COIN Coinbase Global, Inc. 57.46 4:00PM EST +6.54 +12.84% 30.585M 15.049B
BHP BHP Group Limited 58.05 4:00PM EST +3.61 +6.63% 6.602M 199.456B
RIO Rio Tinto Group 64.71 4:00PM EST +3.90 +6.41% 6.469M 104.877B
PBR Petróleo Brasileiro S.A. - Petrobras 11.56 4:00PM EST +0.55 +5.00% 49.238M 75.395B
WDS Woodside Energy Group Ltd 26.21 4:00PM EST +0.79 +3.11% 745,672 49.766B

[Anonymous No.52426481]

weed and cdpr is all I need

[Anonymous No.52426487]

>>52426422
>Binance

[Anonymous No.52426495]

>ASTS

[Anonymous No.52426498]

>>52426487
CZ is the bank of last resort is he now?

[Anonymous No.52426529]

I'm gonna sell most of my longs on this am exit pump and buy sqqq shares. Good look bulls this rally smells like bullshit

[Anonymous No.52426530]

>>52426481
Already up 5% pre-market. The cannabis bank act is tied to a defence spending bill and cannabis legalization seems to have wide spread support. It's an easy bi-partisan win for both sides and a source of much needed tax revenue for state and federal governments.

[Anonymous No.52426533]

I'm glad coal is recovering a bit. The news about Ukraine asking for Australian coal is bullish for my WHC position especially cause they were the ones who supplied it the first time earlier this year. I'm just posting cause WHC had a rough week last week and am happy for the bullish news.

[Anonymous No.52426543]

whatever happened to the european energy bailout? did they memory hole it?

[Anonymous No.52426544]

>>52426529
what rally? Last week?

[Anonymous No.52426552]

>>52426481
>weed and cdpr
and what kind of dividend do they pay? What's the PE? How much debt do they have? What are their books like are they in profit? Are their margins healthy and stable?

[Anonymous No.52426559]

>>52426455
I thought people were getting worried about all options being traded in this market relative to the underlying, not leaning into it.

[Anonymous No.52426560]

>>52426544
The fifteen fucking % in the last month? Where the fuck have you been

[Anonymous No.52426567]

>>52426552
how many iphones sold last quarter

[Anonymous No.52426588]

>>52426543
europoors gave up, they'll just freeze to death

[Anonymous No.52426607]

>>52426588
shitposting aside it appears germany is nationalizing some of them in exchange for bailing them out

[Anonymous No.52426613]

>>52426560
Santa and his sickly reindeer will carry it now.

[Anonymous No.52426640]

>>52426567
I let charlie munger look at that for me, I don't by apple directly and don't actually like their product much although they do excel at extracting money from the stupid who pure lucked their way into having it or the poor who are obsessed with appearing wealthy and stupd. We are not sicuissing apple though we are discussing these
>>52426481
>weed and cdpr
>>52426552
>and what kind of dividend do they pay? What's the PE? How much debt do they have? What are their books like are they in profit? Are their margins healthy and stable?
If you can't enjoy answering those questions then you should not be shilling them or holding them or buying them

[Anonymous No.52426641]

>>52426607
Ah yes more government control, always works.

[Anonymous No.52426644]

>>52426613
Seems greedy as fuck to expect a 25% run in two months when the economy is literally fucked.. I'm realizing all my gains while you guys greed the top of a hopium train

[Anonymous No.52426661]

>>52426641
the euros are going to have to learn the hard way. Despite everything they are still going to try and force their energy grid to be entirely non nuclear "green"

[Anonymous No.52426669]

>>52426455
3 days a week scamming billions of dollars from people just wasnt quite enough for (((them))), was it?

[Anonymous No.52426672]

>>52426640
Charlie munger is an out of touch retard who has been losing his ass on chink shit for the last two years

[Anonymous No.52426674]

>>52426588
>europoors gave up, they'll just freeze to death
You must be very poor and very far away from Europe and saturated in Russian propaganda and in addition stupid enough to believe it.

[Anonymous No.52426676]

> futures
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52426687]

>>52426676
It will turn around after market opens. Don't worry about it.

[Anonymous No.52426690]

>>52426672
You still are not answering the fucking question so asside from an ability to type
>>52426640
>>weed and cdpr
You actually know nothing about them at all but in particular you don;t know this?
>>52426640
>>and what kind of dividend do they pay? What's the PE? How much debt do they have? What are their books like are they in profit? Are their margins healthy and stable?

[Anonymous No.52426698]

Buy puts. You’ve been warned.

[Anonymous No.52426716]

>>52426698
There will be profit taking today but not enough to warrant the costs of leaving and entering the market again tomorrow given the risk of having to buy back in higher

[Anonymous No.52426725]

>>52426698
I'm buying Boeing puts. You are gonna make it. We can buy her food in exchange for sex with our gains

[Anonymous No.52426728]

>>52426698
Imagine the greasy braps

[Anonymous No.52426730]

>>52426698
I hate women

[Anonymous No.52426734]

>>52426644
its not the top yet- but soon.

[Anonymous No.52426738]

>>52426698
why is she acting this way
WHY
like I don't understand why she's making these faces

[Anonymous No.52426741]

>>52426698
why is she so happy about it

[Anonymous No.52426749]

>>52426716
This rally was too hard too fast and built on pure fucking cope. It will fail dramatically like all the others to new lows

[Anonymous No.52426752]

>>52426738
she's flirting

[Anonymous No.52426768]

>>52426698
not sure why this 6/10 gets posted so much

>>52426716
>There will be profit taking today but not enough to warrant the costs of leaving and entering the market again tomorrow given the risk of having to buy back in higher
the recession is not going to be at cycle lows until Q2 2023

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52426779]

>>52426124
i mean his name is literally fried bankman, like how did they not see this coming?

[Anonymous No.52426780]

>>52426640
>>52426552
yeah I can't awnser all of these question but I know that they up a lot since I bought them!
Didn't mean to be shilling just sharing positions that helped me!

[Anonymous No.52426782]

>>52426661
My schizo theory is that they're doing this nonsense despite everything to precipitate a societal collapse and political revolution because their government is functionally incapable of any actual reform.

[Anonymous No.52426791]

>>52426752
>>52426741
>>52426738
People that aren't depressed actually enjoy life.. it's been a long time since I have had that feeling but I still understand it... I guess it's kinda like seeing my puts 2x is close to that feel

[Anonymous No.52426797]

>>52426791
I just smile when I'm happy. I don't purse my lips into a fucking duckbill

[Anonymous No.52426798]

>>52426644
If the market goes up another 10% we'll also be 10% from the 2021 all time high

[Anonymous No.52426815]

>>52426798
Cya at 3500 again

[Anonymous No.52426819]

>>52426815

[Anonymous No.52426823]

>>52426749
>This rally was too hard too fast and built on pure fucking cope. It will fail dramatically like all the others to new lows
I'm not sure. It could absolutely but that threat is not evident enough for me to sell given how good dividends are right now. I'm getting 5-50% and a lot at 10+% and in USD which is stock against other currencies while my gold IS bumping along its there to catch any major event. Consider these two possibilities in geopolitics
1)The Ukraine war ends. Putin leaves Ukraine in entirety or a new leader does, the war is over. Miss that rally?
2)Nuclear weapons fly
3)War continues
OK good. Now look at my stocks. I make money. That is what you should try and do instead of fucking around with soxl and the same drug addicts who were telling you to buy and hold amazon and facebook six months ago

[Anonymous No.52426837]

>>52426797
The grease monkey was hitting on her and she played it off to be nice

[Anonymous No.52426849]

>>52426823
If the Ukraine war ends my DRIP calls 10x.. I'm hedged>>52426823
for that

[Anonymous No.52426854]

>>52426823
>Having your money in a risk asset for 5% yield
>Meanwhile 6 month t-bills are paying close to 5% risk free

[Anonymous No.52426859]

Plz this is not roastie shawarma general

[Anonymous No.52426876]

REMINDER: Gislaine Maxwell was a Jannie with an Israeli passport. Yes, Jannies are vile subhumans. Also, buy certain stonks. That's all.

[Anonymous No.52426877]

>>52426111
Female broker GF because it looks like her feet are pungent here.

[Anonymous No.52426883]

>>52426690
why are you so mad lol there are millions of other posts

[Anonymous No.52426891]

>we're a global superpower bro p-p-please believe us!

[Anonymous No.52426898]

>>52426883
Stay poor scamman

[Anonymous No.52426911]

>>52426891
animal blood wtf

[Anonymous No.52426915]

>>52426877
Based aroma conceptualizer

[Anonymous No.52426921]

>>52426891
They are closer to it than Russia.......and they are in the first world as well, something Russia can never aspire to now, at least not for a generation.

[Anonymous No.52426925]

>>52426823
the problem is we still have shit like this

[Anonymous No.52426935]

>>52426911
Animal arenochrome is cheaper than human adrenochrome though

[Anonymous No.52426938]

>>52426925
This hits after new years IMO.

[Anonymous No.52426947]

>>52426925
bullish

[Anonymous No.52426962]

>>52426938
>>52426947
like holy fuck over a trillion in credit card debt a lone? And jews wanna pretend we don't have a MASSIVE living expense problem from inflation?

[Anonymous No.52426975]

>>52426925
HOlding cash during an inflationary period is stupid though? While cash deposit savings may be low, US 401K, brokerage holdings, property equity etc have never been higher, in the cast of PMs you have to go back before 1930 for example to find more gold and silver in US citizens private hands, or stock equity, or debt free real estate, even firearms, there are more of them in American individuals hands than ever. All of those things are not devalued by inflation.

[Anonymous No.52427009]

>>52426962
A subway footlong and a water is $15/hr
70% of people under 40 are rentoids.

It's fucking over for the next decade

[Anonymous No.52427011]

>>52426877
good choice

[Anonymous No.52427013]

>>52426938
Nuclear winter is a hoax and soviet propaganda but that is a little work of art, the detail even in the CCTV. Laughed and saved.

[Anonymous No.52427017]

>>52426975
>While cash deposit savings may be low, US 401K, brokerage holdings, property equity etc have never been higher
I assume you can back this up with a source

[Anonymous No.52427038]

>what am i gonna say later? should i pump or dump it. hm.

[Anonymous No.52427045]

>>52427013
clearly you are the radiofaggot in that picture.

[Anonymous No.52427046]

>could still run further, too early to short
>could correct hard, too late to go long
it's over for me

[Anonymous No.52427047]

DUDE WEED!!!!

[Anonymous No.52427069]

>>52426962
Yet a majority of Americans I see here talks about making $200k after taxes. Confirmation bias is real

[Anonymous No.52427071]

One hour till SOXL short squeeze

Pepper your angus

[Anonymous No.52427074]

We will 100% open green.

[Anonymous No.52427078]

>>52427038
Lael can pump me if you know what I mean.

[Anonymous No.52427082]

>>52426975
Surely the endless masses of rentslaves living credit card to mouth have fat stacks of boomer rocks and vintage polo shirts, and are making an educated inflation hedging play by not having any money lol

[Anonymous No.52427084]

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52427110]

>>52426938
That's me drinking the beer out of the gas mask while holding another beer.

[Anonymous No.52427134]

>>52427069
The average income in my state is 50k. It's not enough to even rent a 1 bedroom studio in a city and own a dog

[Anonymous No.52427139]

>>52426105
lol boomer just die alredy

[Anonymous No.52427156]

>>52427110
What you buying today?

[Anonymous No.52427162]

>>52427134
I just remember the average europoor brings up less than $1000 a paycheck
gross

[Anonymous No.52427167]

>>52427045
one pepe/apu is reading survival; for dummies upside down. Its a masterpiece, but the CCTV showing four cams watching toilets with one depressed pepe on his throne is wonderful. Should be in an art gallery. yes, I have radios all that shit and a nuclear bunker. Bought it to concert into a nightclub as it is in a very nice place but instead converted it into a private residence and survival place and saferoom, it is not even on government plans so I could not apply for any planning for it! It has everything, even a small swimming pool. I had it all checked out six months ago and it is all good to go. I could stay in there for years if I needed to.

[Anonymous No.52427183]

>>52427046
Just remember what it feels like to choose wrong and lose money man

[Anonymous No.52427188]

Why UNG up today?

[Anonymous No.52427190]

>>52427162
Completely untrue that. Why do you lie? Are you Russian? I know lying is part of your culture but you don't actually have to all the time.

[Anonymous No.52427208]

>>52427183
Just remember what it feels like to sit out and watch the market move in one direction for the whole day

[Anonymous No.52427209]

pump day, pump week, pump month
PUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUMP

[Anonymous No.52427217]

>>52427167
Post pic of it, I wanna take the converted bunker pill

[Anonymous No.52427218]

>>52427190
>assuming I'm russian
completely mind broken
keep buying their gas tho

[Anonymous No.52427228]

>>52427190
>muh russia!
Rent free ffs

[Anonymous No.52427251]

>>52427190
>Completely untrue that. Why do you lie? Are you Russian? I know lying is part of your culture but you don't actually have to all the time.
>>52427162
>I just remember the average europoor brings up less than $1000 a paycheck
>gross
https://www.statista.com/statistics/557777/average-annual-salaries-in-europe/
>>52427162
I think the way you Russians lie is due to foetal alcohol syndrome and in fact that is responsible for a lot of problems Russia has. It's a special needs country

[Anonymous No.52427256]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52427260]

>>52427251
>linking a paid site instead of the image
shalom rabbi

[Anonymous No.52427266]

>>52427218
>>52427228
And here come the Russians to lie and squeal. I summoned them. So easy.

[Anonymous No.52427278]

>>52427162
The average American makes like $700/week after taxes. Everyone on 4chan is either autistic tech fags out of touch with reality or literal mentally ill neets that don't even work. If I get on indeed near my hometown 90% of jobs still pay sub $15/hr in 2022

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52427285]

>>52427156
I'm worried about the g19 thing, and haven't been able to follow it closely enough to make any informed decisions. So probably just going to do see what the market does at open and jump on the first candle be it red or green and let it run.

[Anonymous No.52427289]

>>52427266
>I summoned them. So easy.

[Anonymous No.52427294]

>>52427260
And now it is jewposting to deflect. Bingo!

[Anonymous No.52427295]

>>52427162
rent free in amitard head

cost of living is much lower in most European countries due to not having a 3rd world health care system and the avg income is like 40k in EU countries, shitholes like Russia don't count. they eat the bugs nigger

[Anonymous No.52427307]

>>52427295
>cost of living is much lower in most European countries

[Anonymous No.52427308]

>>52427208
I dunno why you'd sweat it much no matter what your time frame is. If it's short, safer entries will come by later. If it's long, then you're gonna buy no matter what happens anyway

[Anonymous No.52427310]

I have 10k worth of no commission trades, what's a strategy i can do in a no commission platform?
I remember people doing box-spreads in robinhood.
Any ideas?

[Anonymous No.52427311]

>>52427285
we will not bottom until geopolitical tension and uncertainty is gone. icahn said a few days ago that inflation is persistent and will stick around for a few years, a magic wand will not make it go away. it will look like things are normal then come back. that being said, I am short 300 shares of QQQ today (86K usd) wish me luck

[Anonymous No.52427317]

BABA reporting in

[Anonymous No.52427318]

Remember the Bell Curve. Half the Population is under the Average IQ. 15% of the Population (50 Million Americans for example) are under 87 IQ

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52427321]

>>52427294
take this crap and go back to the reddit with the other hohol loving tranny cucks. fucking jew.

[Anonymous No.52427325]

>muh scary russian boogieman
The predictive programming is working like a charm, I see

[Anonymous No.52427327]

Female broker gf sounds nice. To bad I'm to poor for a regular gf much less a broker gf. I'm selling everything. And my leaps expire worthless on the 18th. You lying niggers promised me a famine with millions of dead third worlders last February.

[Anonymous No.52427332]

>>52427289
The Russian spammers on this board have got fat and lazy. They are still running scripts from years ago. When do you gobohomo, cuck, tranny, zog, kike, nato, reddit rouble dilate post? Or is it just stale merchents when you get caught out lying about muh EU energy winter and EU economics with your bizzare vatnik doom hope posting?

[Anonymous No.52427337]

>>52426797
>I just smile when I'm happy. I don't purse my lips into a fucking duckbill
I'm gonna go out on a limb here and speculate that you don't happen to be female.

[Anonymous No.52427351]

>>52427310
Maybe butterflies

[Anonymous No.52427355]

>>52427321
>>52427321
>take this crap and go back to the reddit with the other hohol loving tranny cucks. fucking jew.
RIGHT ON SCHEDULE
>>52427332
>The Russian spammers on this board have got fat and lazy. They are still running scripts from years ago. When do you gobohomo, cuck, tranny, zog, kike, nato, reddit rouble dilate post? Or is it just stale merchents when you get caught out lying about muh EU energy winter and EU economics with your bizzare vatnik doom hope posting?

[Anonymous No.52427358]

>>52427327
A good lesson might be to always roll your LEAPS before reaching expiration. If you're using them as leverage, at least.

[Anonymous No.52427363]

>>52427294
I just want to buy LUKOY you globohomo cuck, NATO Jews won't let me.

[Anonymous No.52427368]

What's happening with AMD?

[Anonymous No.52427370]

Not lookin so hot in premarket, lads.

[Anonymous No.52427389]

Weed weed weed

[Anonymous No.52427391]

Eurobros, are people freezing to death over there? It's November. How cold is it inside?

[Anonymous No.52427393]

>>52427370
Looks fine to me

[Anonymous No.52427402]

>>52427355
lol the eurocuck is having a melty

[Anonymous No.52427412]

>>52427391
it's too warm

[Anonymous No.52427428]

AMC TO DA MOOOOOOOON SUPER MEGA DIAMOND LADDER SQUIZZLE!

[Anonymous No.52427437]

>>52427071
Why would soxl squeeze?

[Anonymous No.52427438]

>>52427391
if you have a modern house the house can be around 19 degrees without heating desu not too bad

weather is exceptionally warm this year

[Anonymous No.52427445]

>>52427368
https://www.thestreet.com/markets/amd-stock-higher-as-upgrades-from-ubs-baird-follow-genoa-launch?puc=yahoo&cm_ven=YAHOO

[Anonymous No.52427455]

>>52427295
>cost of living is much lower in most European countries
Does this meme keep you from crying yourself to sleep at night?

[Anonymous No.52427464]

>>52427391
I'm in t shirt and jeans in a room with the heater off. Fine. But I would be anyway since EU gas reserves are beyond full until spring anyway. I'm genuinely surprised to see Russian shills and their third world assistants are still pimping this bullshit

[Anonymous No.52427466]

I am about to get heemed and I'm tired of pretending I'm not.

[Anonymous No.52427470]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52427482]

>>52427402
Are you from the third world or Russia? Straight question. My gut says third world. Somewhere without proper sewers and street children

[Anonymous No.52427484]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52427485]

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[Anonymous No.52427487]

why does youtube keep recommending the bloomberg news live stream around the time the market opens every day

[Anonymous No.52427490]

What the fuck was that?

[Anonymous No.52427494]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52427501]

SELL REDDIT SELL SELL SELL

[Anonymous No.52427502]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52427503]

OH MY GOD NO

[Anonymous No.52427508]

What the fuck was that?

[Anonymous No.52427509]

>>52427466
What are your positions?

[Anonymous No.52427512]

>>52427412
>>52427438
>>52427464
Good news.

[Anonymous No.52427513]

WHAT THE FUCK WASN'T THAT?

[Anonymous No.52427520]

You're going nowhere.

[Anonymous No.52427522]

>>52427484
>>52427494
>>52427501
>>52427502
>>52427508

That was a completely normal open newfags...

[Anonymous No.52427523]

I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO BUY

[Anonymous No.52427526]

WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52427528]

Maybe its that the Indian and Nigerian shills the Russians hired when they had cutbacks don't realise that 19 degrees is just about perfect for us white people because they would get all shivery and sick. I'm bored now anyway I know this is another vatnik lie infested bullshit dump thread. Laters.

[Anonymous No.52427530]

>>52427391
Weather should be cooling a lot this week, it's been unusually warm November here.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52427529]

looks like it's calls for me today.

[Anonymous No.52427532]

it's barely moving....

[Anonymous No.52427537]

>>52427522
gtfo of my thread

[Anonymous No.52427538]

>he's still having a meltdown

[Anonymous No.52427541]

SLAVA UKRAINII

[Anonymous No.52427543]

>>52427522
Anon, I...

[Anonymous No.52427552]

/OJ bros..... its over

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52427553]

>>52427523
rolling for worst korea

[Anonymous No.52427584]

>>52427522
Welcome to /smg fren. Enjoy your first day

[Anonymous No.52427585]

i literally need a 10% and everything will be alright bros. Any stocks that might move big in the coming weeks?

[Anonymous No.52427588]

>>52427512
It was bullshit from the onset. EU gas reserves were nearly full towards the end of summer anyway, months early. You should check out the EU gas storage and pipeline network. Seriously, its mega engineering on a scale that could colonise Mars using giant underground reservoirs in different countries all connected. Its pretty cool. Anyway, later, can't stay where there are smelly Russian liars, waste of time.

[Anonymous No.52427595]

>>52427537
>>52427543
>>52427584
Thanks for (You)s.

[Anonymous No.52427597]

>>52427585
Yeah, SQQQ kek

[Anonymous No.52427601]

>WE'RE GOING DOWN DOWN IN AN EARLIER ROUND
>SUGAR WE'RE GOING DOWN SWINGING
>I'LL BE ANOTHER ONE WITH A BULLET
>A LOADED GOD COMPLEX COCK IT AND PULL IT

[Anonymous No.52427611]

I literally need a 2x to double my money

[Anonymous No.52427614]

>>52427585
I'm playing BABA earning this week

[Anonymous No.52427622]

>over 10% of this thread is a europoor having a schizo meltdown over russians

[Anonymous No.52427627]

>>52427595
You son of a bitch.

[Anonymous No.52427629]

When do you guys usually take profit? 5%?

[Anonymous No.52427641]

>>52427601
calling it now today will end up

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52427645]

>>52427629
Profit? Now that's something I haven't seen in a long time.

[Anonymous No.52427648]

>>52427522
the newfag cries out as he strikes you

[Anonymous No.52427651]

WTF WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52427660]

>>52427629
We usually don't when we have the chance, then we're stuck holding bags

[Anonymous No.52427665]

>>52427629
>profits

anon..................

[Anonymous No.52427666]

>>52427629
Stupid question

[Anonymous No.52427674]

They will crash the market because of chappelle

[Anonymous No.52427677]

[Anonymous No.52427679]

>>52427629
never, you're supposed to hold your bags forever

[Anonymous No.52427681]

haha stupid bears

[Anonymous No.52427682]

>>52427674
What he do?

[Anonymous No.52427687]

>>52427629
Profit?

[Anonymous No.52427692]

>>52427629
>Profit

Lol, lmao even

[Anonymous No.52427694]

>>52427588
>>52427512
The boring truth is the Europoors need a few more warmer than average weeks to end up with nothing in storage come spring. But any cold snaps will drain their storage and LNG backlog around February/March.

Where they're guaranteed fucked is shortages and price increases destroying industry, as well as covering 2023-2024 (after which increased storage, LNG terminals, etc. come online). Plus, you know, the debt from paying for all this.

Where the world's fucked is the current shortage because Euros bid up the price. Pakistan just rationed gas. Like, this early in winter. That's a super bad sign.

[Anonymous No.52427715]

>>52427482
hahahaha

[Anonymous No.52427719]

You can always tell when these bear market rallies are dieing because meme stocks and dumb ARKK shit tries to moon 50% before the rug pull

Got some puts on AMC before it was halted

[Anonymous No.52427731]

If natural gas is less then zero now, where do I go to get paid to take it? I'll just bring a couple of balloons to put it in for now

[Anonymous No.52427737]

>>52427629
I refuse until the profit counters the inflation.

[Anonymous No.52427738]

>>52427629
>profit

[Anonymous No.52427741]

you guys have been stocking and holding SAVA, right?

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52427742]

>>52427682
he named ((them)) on their Saturday Night show.

[Anonymous No.52427746]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT

[Anonymous No.52427758]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[Anonymous No.52427766]

>>52427629
stop trading when you are no longer trading at the top of your game. ignore P/L and %

[Anonymous No.52427772]

>sold my puts in a panic after that small pop before it kept drilling
oh well...guess I'll buy calls if we get much lower since I think the market is on copium until the next FOMC meeting

[Anonymous No.52427779]

>>52427731
Play "find the LNG tanker idling off the European coast": https://www.marinetraffic.com/en/ais/home/

[Anonymous No.52427780]

Why do bad things happen to good people?

[Anonymous No.52427790]

>>52427742
Won't the ADL come after him with all the power they supposedly don't have? He getting sent to the psych ward with Kyrie and Kanye?

[Anonymous No.52427798]

>>52427780
Good and bad are relativistic.

[Anonymous No.52427802]

So what's the catalyst for today dump?
Just minor correction from last week giga dump?

[Anonymous No.52427808]

>>52427780
Market doesn't know if you are a good person. If you were one.

[Anonymous No.52427811]

GIMME GIMME GIMME A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT
WON'T SOMEBODY HELP ME CHASE THE SHADOWS AWAY
GIMME GIMME GIMME A MAN AFTER MIDNIGHT
TAKE ME THROUGH THE DARKNESS THROUGH THE BREAK OF THE DAY

[Anonymous No.52427817]

>>52427780
When it rains, it rains on everyone

[Anonymous No.52427825]

>>52427629
I sell every rally because I am afraid of what is around the corner could be a major crash.

[Anonymous No.52427827]

I am getting so many fucking mixed signals in this schizo market.

[Anonymous No.52427828]

>>52427802
price discovery is the catalyst for today. we overpumped thurs/friday and we are looking for the crabbing range. expect a few red days then crab

[Anonymous No.52427832]

>>52427780
I guess some randomness was designed into the simulation, idk

[Anonymous No.52427835]

>>52426078
Good morning you vainglorious bastards!
Best of luck to you all.

[Anonymous No.52427847]

BEATEN WHY FOR

[Anonymous No.52427864]

Uhhh bobros?

[Anonymous No.52427879]

I take kratom now instead of beer. Will my portfolio start to recover from all my bad drunk plays?

[Anonymous No.52427895]

>>52427864
It's only a dead bull bounce.

[Anonymous No.52427901]

>>52427780
the universe doesn't care

[Anonymous No.52427907]

inflation expectations come out in 1 hour 8 minutes
then 30 minutes after brainard will give a speech, likely trying to drive the market down - Fed doesn't want financial conditions to loosen

[Anonymous No.52427913]

I NOT FUCKING AROUND

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z9Dzy4eB_nI

[Anonymous No.52427920]

>>52427907
So we're bout to get rekt?

[Anonymous No.52427924]

>>52427907
oh we about to get loose

[Anonymous No.52427933]

>>52427907
This, is Jerome cucks out the market will jump up in the short turn but giga dump later. Better to have a downturn then a collapse

[Anonymous No.52427934]

>>52427920
Only Allah knows the future, brother.

But yes, yes we are. >>52427907 is correct.

[Anonymous No.52427943]

Used to leveraged forex, stocks are super slow, where's the action?!

[Anonymous No.52427959]

>>52427907
At first i thought markets were efficient but clearly that isn't the case anymore. There is absolutely no case to be boolish right now. The fed has gone out of their way to tell the fed "knock it off" and yet it keeps trying to drive its way higher like a fucking retard
>oh it's over bros inflation is done back to loose monetary financial policy
when they need a fucking reality check that at most the fed just slows the hiking cycle to flat out keeps it where it is. Probably plenty of money to be made by selling straddles going forward

[Anonymous No.52427965]

>>52427864
the markets always go up using the express elevator and go down using the stars

[Anonymous No.52427967]

>>52427943
fuck off

[Anonymous No.52427971]

You ARE buying the pullback on this meltup to ATH by EoY right anon?

[Anonymous No.52427972]

>>52427879
Maybe, but also you're going to go bald. Not sure if worth.

>Kratom usage can lead to hair loss, primarily when used repetitiously over extended periods. That’s because kratom can stimulate the immune system, causing the body to focus on white blood cell production instead of other processes, including hair formation.

>Additionally, kratom can stress the body, causing rapid heart rate, vomiting, and insomnia. When this happens, the body’s stress response causes hair follicles to enter a dormant phase. Therefore, due to a lack of growth, it may seem like you’re losing hair.

Now go pump my KHC and TU bags.

[Anonymous No.52427981]

>>52427943
Thankfully the CBOE has caved to degenerates and 0 DTE options are available every day of the week. Buy some 11/14 SPY puts or calls and you'll really feel your blood pumping.

[Anonymous No.52427998]

>>52427971
I'm waiting for the inflation numbers

[Anonymous No.52428003]

>>52427972
Kratom sounds like a pretty cool immune system booster.

[Anonymous No.52428040]

is anyone denying the election result??

its a obvious steal so now is the time to speak up

[Anonymous No.52428041]

>>52428003
I heard the kratom supply chain is owned by Jews

[Anonymous No.52428045]

Market reversing

It's over bobros...

[Anonymous No.52428046]

perfectly timed buys on TSLA and AAPL calls

[Anonymous No.52428069]

>>52427959
It never has been efficient or logical. Algo trades are shit and humans are still humans.

[Anonymous No.52428076]

>>52428040
Surprisingly I haven't heard any conservative politicians complain despite the fact Arizona and Nevada were straight up election theft. Typical Republican politicians being do nothing pussies.

[Anonymous No.52428099]

>>52428076
yeah thats wierd as fuck.

[Anonymous No.52428107]

>>52428076
>>52428040
the goys are falling for the narrative that DeSantis is the guy we need. All you have to do is look at who supports him to know he's a bad choice. If election theft can be proven then Trump wins in a landslide

[Anonymous No.52428109]

Market low is in

Don't hide, just buy

I'm not bullish enough

[Anonymous No.52428118]

>>52428076
you dont understand politics much do you
you any idea how many of them didnt really want to be elected
they know its going to be a shitstorm over winter
let the dems hold the bag

[Anonymous No.52428125]

>>52427972
I have plenty of hair though

[Anonymous No.52428133]

>>52428107
Desantis is the most shabbos of goys. In the end regardless who you vote for, the Jews win.

[Anonymous No.52428152]

>>52427464
>don't panic goy, there is more natural gas than can be stored!
>gas costs are going to zero!
>the global warming is going to save you!
Why would I ever trust the media at face value?

[Anonymous No.52428179]

>>52428152
Media and the burden admin seems to think that the US can meet Europe's gas demand with magic terminals and boats to Europe that don't exist which is frankly laughable

[Anonymous No.52428184]

>>52428076
When biden won I found 50,000 dead voters in Wisconsin (enough to flip the state) by crossreferencing voter registration data with a social insurance number death registry of all dead Americans in the last hundred years but I didn't want to get epsteined so I just posted it /pol/ and went back to watching anime and purchasing long dated warrants for oil stocks.

[Anonymous No.52428187]

>>52428109
>t.

[Anonymous No.52428207]

>>52428118
A red wave would've given more power and voice to populist maga republicans that actually represent the people, which the uniparty hates. Corrupt McConnell, McCarthy, and McDaniels would've been booted from leadership. All they wanted was for a tiny red majority in the house, which they got

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52428219]

>>52428041
I heard Kratom was created to keep white people from being able to stop democrats from stealing elections.

[Anonymous No.52428225]

>>52428207
You lunatic trump cultists do not represent the people, schizo.

[Anonymous No.52428230]

>>52428118
Yeah right they "didn't want to get elected". That's a copout if ive ever heard of one. If that's truly the case, Republicans are even bigger pussies than I thought.

[Anonymous No.52428233]

Shorting AMD this morning is the dumbest shit I’ve ever done. I missed the data center news. I am so fucked :(

[Anonymous No.52428241]

>>52428225
Fuck you and fuck trump

[Anonymous No.52428243]

crypto dot com boutta get yoinked just in time for big soccer games.

[Anonymous No.52428244]

I'm asking my pcp for a script for vyvanese this week but I'm a little worried about my heart exploding which is why i stopped taking adderall in the first place but it all sucks because i can't will myself to the gym without adhd meds.

[Anonymous No.52428248]

>>52428179
And thats why i hold my leveraged natty gas etf's

[Anonymous No.52428259]

>>52428207
>populist maga republicans
The GOP is inherently anti-populism. Stop trying to mesh the two.

[Anonymous No.52428263]

looks like SPY has options expiring on every tuesday for the rest of november. what is this

[Anonymous No.52428266]

>Biden says he sees no attempt to take Taiwan
Market jump

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52428272]

>>52428133
why even bother pulling the lever anymore the whole thing is rigged, and it doesn't matter, none of this matters.

[Anonymous No.52428290]

>>52428259
What are anti globogomo populists supposed to do then, run as independents and have even less of a chance?

[Anonymous No.52428303]

>>52428244
working out is a great help for it. try harder. make a forced thing everyday almost

[Anonymous No.52428307]

>>52428263
n/m, found this

[Anonymous No.52428318]

>>52427907

[Anonymous No.52428332]

Elon selling more shares to cover Twitter's failure.

[Anonymous No.52428336]

>>52428266
>>Biden says he sees no attempt to take Taiwan
Its going to be war for sure next year...

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52428337]

>>52428290
Ultra maga republicans have no place in our democracy. The American people have rejected Trump's greed and Trump's corruption.

[Anonymous No.52428340]

BABA sisters, how are we holding up?

[Anonymous No.52428346]

>>52428332
twitter is way more entertaining now

[Anonymous No.52428351]

Uh wut.

[Anonymous No.52428359]

>>52428290
no idea. I just know the sole reason the GOP exists is to siphon as much wealth as possible upwards. The one and only big thing they did when they had full control over the house, senate, and WH was tax cuts that primarily benefitted the wealthy.

[Anonymous No.52428368]

>>52428337
Ultra Maga hasn't been tried yet Baggie.

[Baggie !!2wgod7RQeJh No.52428377]

>>52428359
you realize that taxes are primarily paid by the wealthy right?

[Anonymous No.52428383]

the market will dump when the bears get shaken out of their puts

[Anonymous No.52428385]

>>52428272
I for one am genuinely done voting so you may be right.

[Anonymous No.52428386]

>>52428351
Don't worry, Bobo. I bought 10 minutes ago, so the entire global economy will be crashing today.

[Anonymous No.52428404]

retards still buying?

[Anonymous No.52428412]

>>52428359
good, the wealthy are better stewards of capital

[Anonymous No.52428414]

>>52428290
"Voters are like nitrogen atoms, the more you have the bigger the victory"
- Uncle Ted, probably

[Anonymous No.52428416]

>>52428377
yes that makes sense since wealth is increasingly concentrated upwards. Most Americans are too poor to pay much in taxes. This supposed to be some insightful point?

[Anonymous No.52428451]

New

>>52428448
>>52428448

[Anonymous No.52428463]

>>52428359
Why do all the big billionaire companies fund and shill for Democrats then? Bill Gates, Bezos, Google, Pfizer, Facebook, etc, etc ?

[Anonymous No.52428491]

>>52428463
don't know don't care. I watch what people do, not what they say, and the only consistent GOP practice is cut taxes for the wealthy. Given how poor most Americans are and how super poor most people under 40 are, it's not surprising they're getting killed in the under 40 demo.

[Anonymous No.52428551]

>>52428463
Because of their allegiance to their lord Satan. Plus there is no need to buy off the ones who are already going to do what is best for business. Plus being gay pedos is really important to them.

[Anonymous No.52429669]

>>52427318
>There's almost a billion people on earth with a lower IQ than 90
>There's a food crisis and fertilizer crisis
Guys.... I think I know how to get two birds stoned with one hash rock.