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I'd eat out this chipmunk's pussy after Sam was finished up with her.

>> No.52423703

>>52423694
property of Big Chinese XiXi

>> No.52423719

why do her knees look like that

>> No.52423720

you know she will ditch that mousey look for Zhang too

>> No.52423780

>>52423694
Hit with the ugly stick.

>> No.52425189

I rubbed one out to her yesterday.
I
Regret
Nothing

>> No.52425199

Sam Hyde should buy Aeva

https://stocktwits.com/symbol/AEVA

>> No.52425333
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52425333

>>52423694

>> No.52425373

>>52423694
He could buy a way hotter woman..
It's not like he as a soul or ever felt love his whole life, so a gold digger whore wouldn't make difference

>> No.52425645

>>52423694
bros can someone fill me in... why are so many anons acting like they're attracted to this extremely ugly woman? is it an inside joke or are a lot of you genuinely into her?

>> No.52425663

>>52425645
they are just that desperate
probably view her as attainable or some other bollocks

>> No.52425669

>>52425373
You need to reach distilled degeneracy to engage in shitcoins, so a girl like her is the perfect match

>> No.52425673

>>52423694
There was no way she was getting serviced at the orgies. She was definitely just being used for her hands and dare I say mouth

>> No.52425692

>>52425333
>HSV positive 1 and 2

>> No.52425717

>>52425333
honestly, she doesn't seem like a bad person
did they just lose their mind with the scam? i dont get it.

>> No.52425734
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52425734

>>52425692
AIDS!

>> No.52425751

>>52423694
hey OP we all know you love semen, but in this case just cut off the middleman (or middle-chipmunk) and literally just suck dick and get the cum straight out of the source

>> No.52425790

>>52425333
This is fake and doesn’t line up with what we know about her

>> No.52425801

>>52425790
neanderthal forehead on the bottom right seems to add up

>> No.52426135

>>52425790
>>52425333
the stats aren't right. the "pinning the weasel" pasta from this weekend was way funnier and probably closer to a true situation that actually happened

>> No.52427671

>>52425189
There's a reason this all came out in November. Someone's laughing at us.

>> No.52427897

>>52423694
This is 21st century Helen of Troy btw

>> No.52428013

>>52423694
Irrational. That would be insufficiently effective altruism, anon. Besides you don’t have high enough rank in her hierarchical polycule for that. Newcomers start with eating shit out of Sam’s ass.

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52428054

>>52425333
>white

>> No.52428170

>>52425333
Can someone translate? I have no clue what all these -sexuals and hsv's mean

>> No.52428221
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52428221

>>52423694
She does ads for Shriners hospital on the side, bro.

Aim higher.

>> No.52428350

>>52423694
have sex you incel freaks

>> No.52428380

>>52428170
poly = fucks everything (no refunds)
hsv class 1+2 = can also drive lorries (no refunds)

>> No.52428411

>>52428350
How?

Giv fake charity nerd gf

>> No.52428466

>>52425734
lmaooo

Nobody has AIDS! I don't want to hear the word in here again!