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>> No.52413664
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>>52413649
>your 4chan post and browsing history is directly given to the government and they dump exactly the stocks that you and your relatives invest in to ensure that you will never build up any wealth

>> No.52413674
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>FUTURES

>> No.52413677
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>futes

>> No.52413684

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I AM FINANCIALLY
ROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOINEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

>> No.52413686
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What stocks are you holding long term?

>> No.52413699
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WTFWT

>> No.52413700
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>futures

>> No.52413715
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CUZ STONED BOBO SAYS SO
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52413722
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>>52413664
Broham they can just ask your broker.

>> No.52413728
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green by open

>> No.52413746

>>52413700
>>52413699
>>52413684
>>52413677
>>52413674
hello sirs i dont have a live feed of futures, can you screenshot the -0.01%?

>> No.52413763
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I bet waller and powell will be at each other's throats for the next few weeks.

Hawk vs dove, who will win?

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>>52413763
theyre all on the same team, nothing they put out isnt coordinated

>> No.52413782

>>52413746
They are fed directly into my prefrontal cortex by 5G waves. Thank you Bill Gates.

>> No.52413786

>>52413763
dove then hawk

>> No.52413794
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>>52413746
Sure, here you go

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>futures

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>futures

https://youtu.be/0Fnamd3LeSo

This is one nasty pump right now yuck

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>>52413746
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA that'll be $400 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52413810
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Look at that WTI Crude candle by alalh we are back

>> No.52413815

>>52413649
I’m investing $31k/y in the stock market with a 401k, IRAs, and a HSA. If the market goes up by 5% per year, I’ll have 4 million by the time I retire at 65.

>> No.52413818
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why are we dumping?

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>>52413794
>>52413800
BAH GAWD ITS OVER

>> No.52413825
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>>52413728

>> No.52413830

>futures

It's over. Stocks will NEVER EVER EVER EVER go back up EVER AGAIN.

>> No.52413835
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>Futures

Premature santa rally cancelled.

>> No.52413838

>>52413818
because the Nasdaq and S&P had its largest upward move since march 2020

>> No.52413839
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>Well done Costanza on those tax harvesting trades! I’m sure the market won’t rally up and make us look like idiots!

>> No.52413840

>>52413794
I'm not greedy.. I just want 3850 SP500 next week to sell my puts

>> No.52413858
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>>52413818
Because I bought. I told you fuckers. When I buy it dumps. YOU HAD YOUR FAIR WARNING. I WILL crash this market and there will not be even ONE survivor.

>> No.52413878

>>>52413621
Poor doggo.

This reminds me of something, though.
Years ago, I guess late 90s or maybe early 2000s, back on stileproject.com there was a video of some "redneck downhill" race or something.
The camera was set up to record a jump spot in the "racetrack" and the participants shot into it with full speed.
For whatever reason the movie itself was a compilation of all the jumps gone wrong in that race and several participants were ejected from their vehicles and pretty much crashed down the dirt track like that doggo did in the video.
I was thinking that in just one race there, they must have had multiple casualties and still kept going.

It kind of was the human equivalent of that video of the big walruses that keep on falling of that cliff and breaking their neck.

Anybody remembers this?

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>>52413810
lol, looks like it is having trouble picking a direction or investing.com is having technical issues again

>> No.52413894
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>bobos are euphoric

>> No.52413896
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Bullish on cannabis. Even with a deadlocked congress, cannabis legalization has widespread bipartisan support. And the weed banking act is tied to a defence spending act.

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>>52413763
Mommy wins anon, you already know this. I will have Wallers peanut mm size nuts hanging on my wall by Christmas. No cap.

>> No.52413926

but fed man said we were pivooting
why didnt we gap up 5%?

>> No.52413940

>>52413894
Is VR going to replace American laborers with third worlders operating droid avatars? Are these droid avatars going to be hacked and go on killing sprees?

>> No.52413965

>>52413894
>>52413940
Absolutely.
All jobs will be remote from pods.
This is a fucking horrifying video.

>> No.52413993

>>52413965
That’s pretty cool if you’re anti immigration. It takes away the reason for corporations to replace our native population with impoverished immigrants

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>>52413894

>> No.52414023

>>52413746
>hello sirs i dont have a live feed of futures
https://www.investing.com/indices/indices-futures

>> No.52414039
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>>52413649
Im sticking with stocks. its over for crypto.

>> No.52414043
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Futuras

>> No.52414046

>>52413896
Only a matter of time until weed is legalized everywhere.
That sector will have some really explosive growth. If the companies return to their ATH which they'll probably do on hype alone, that's a 10-20x from here.

>> No.52414049

>>52413993
Ironically, anti-immigration is a natural left wing position. Immigrants drive up the cost of living and drive down wages. When Unions were strong, they were vehemently anti-immigrant.

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>>52414043
I didn't need to see this

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>>52414046
>that's a 10-20x from here.
That's how I'm positioned. WEED now compared to it's ATH before US legalization was even a fart in the wind is truly mind blowing. Imagine where it could go if US federal legalization was a real thing.

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>>52414066
Its ok anon, we have that dish in the gluten free variety as well.

>> No.52414110

>>52414093
more like this desu

>> No.52414115

RIOT seems like a slam dunk short, look how much they dilute just to stay solvent

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>> No.52414164
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>>52414093
Long foot locker

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>>52414039
does this mean the anime posters are going to leave the coinmetro and kadena babena threads and come here?

>> No.52414185

>>52414043
her cleavage is bigger than her mouth yet she didn't use her tits to catch the mushrooms KEK

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>>52414163

>> No.52414233
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lmao

>> No.52414252
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>>52414164
Been there, done that. Didn't take profit at a good time and made very little.

>> No.52414263
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Post your favourite ponzi scheme. Mine is this because it has happy ending.

>> No.52414275

>>52414083

Not to mention when economy really shits the bed and everyone starts to do drugs to cope with their shitty existence.
I'll have to build a position in WEED. It's a massive winner in the next 5 years. Made a quick 20% on it last week but sold it on Friday because I have zero faith in this bear rally going for long.
I need to build some commodity bags before I get to that weed bag though.
I believe the general markets have at least one big fall left and that will drag all of these companies down with it for a while. I'll get a nice green bag of it then.

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NVDA sisters...

>> No.52414308

what stock do I buy to cure my anime feet addiction?

>> No.52414310
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So mumu. How's that "Santa Rally" coming. lol.

>> No.52414322
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So profit taking tomorrow and then we continue the pump on tuesday, cool

>> No.52414324

>>52414285
.......uh........

>> No.52414337
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>futures

>> No.52414341

>>52414308
Mitsubishi Heavy Industries (7011)

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>>52414337

>> No.52414404

>>52414337
is that monkey wearing a diaper? what's the point of having a pet if you have to clean up shitty diapers every day?

>> No.52414431
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Santa Rally happens after Thanksgiving, stop putting up the tree before the 24th Bobo.

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I wonder how this week will go with the Fed announcements and crypto pretty much imploding down to worthless? Kinda leaning on bloodbath by the weekend.

https://youtu.be/9J3_mn-bI-c

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>>52414404
Better than allowing the monkey to throw its poo all over the house i guess

>> No.52414456

I thought the bottom was in why the FUCK are futures red?

>> No.52414470

>>52414445
One time I had sex with a BBW who had massive porn tits. I won’t be forgetting that any time soon

>> No.52414474

>>52414456
Futures don't really matter until 3AM EST

>> No.52414483
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>>52414456
The only thing that is a for certain bottom, is you anon.

>> No.52414491

>>52414456
nah futures will pump to neon green in the morning then markets crab after close I bet.

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>>52414456
I wouldn't worry about it

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>futures

>> No.52414511

buy the dip

>> No.52414514

>>52414470
Did you like it or nah?

>> No.52414519
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>>52414456
>the bottom has been in 7 times this year
>still no where near pre covid levels
It'll be a blood bath next year

>> No.52414522

>>52414483
that's a man

>> No.52414544

Give it to me straight oil bros, what am I in for? Are we waiting on the hang seng open at 830 for guidance and direction?

>> No.52414553
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>>52414522
And this is a toaster

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>>52414285
>AM3
Thats amd for you,fag

>> No.52414563

>>52414514
Yeah. She was pissed off when I came inside her acting like it burned. I’m lucky I never got a girl pregnant during those days. I had no sense

>> No.52414571
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>futes

>> No.52414580

>>52414553
I fucking hate the internet, back in the 80s you only saw shit like that if you went to prison

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>>52414580
Or Lutheran church

>> No.52414634

>>52414604
Confessional Lutheran churches are based. Evangelical ones are pozzed

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>>52414604

>> No.52414687

>>52414604
protestants were a mistake, no crusade would have been too expensive to prevent this

>> No.52414772
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Oil bros............ Are we back?

>> No.52414794
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>>52414604
>>52414604

>> No.52414814
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Lotta reports coming in tomorrow.
>>52414772
OPEC report tomorrow,we'll see

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I bought SOXS at 48.00 when it started dumping on Thursday coz I thought it was one of those accidental flash crashes

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>>52414772
HHHHHHHNNNNNNGGGGGGGHHHHHHH
IM GONNA GUSH

>> No.52414847

>>52414772
I hope China pops us at 830 pm eastern…

2023.. the year of the early dragon unleashed, all bets are off on oil barons

>> No.52414861

>>52413664
>Payment for order flow

>> No.52414863
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>>52414604
Reeks of Weimar Germany decadence

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>pov hedge funds dumping on retail this week

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Post yfw markets open tomorrow

>> No.52414909

>>52414500
Is this the AI being bullish on uranium?

>> No.52414918

STOP FUCKING POSTING ANIME

>> No.52414929
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>>52414871
It's the same shit every other month

>> No.52414930

>>52414604
Christianity was a mistake. The whole God loves everyone bs, God is all good and all powerful, no. Pre-Christian religions made way more sense. They were alot of gods and they liked to fuck with humanity alot, and they did not love you, because you know, they were God's and you a mere mortal.

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>>52414894

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>>52414894

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>>52414918

>> No.52414943

>>52413722
I thought only Europeans had a majority population who could digest milk.

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>>52414918
no

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>futures

>> No.52414979

>>52414930
Christianity used to be badass when you could call out faggots by saying they were possessed by the devil but the pozzed churches don't let you do that anymore

>> No.52414986

>futures already recovering

My calls are gonna print so hard tomorrow

>> No.52414991

>>52414930
>god loves everyone
What? he literally destroyed whole cities with its inhabitants,and i wouldnt count him still not being mad these days

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>>52414930
>>52414979
>>52414991
God and Religion are two very different subjects.

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>>52414918
Have some feet, anime feet always calm me down

>> No.52415042
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You fucking pussies better be training

>> No.52415069

>>52415042
why would I want to die for israel?

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My Hindustan Times horoscope for Monday states that I will be making more money, I am long SOXL w/ calls.

>> No.52415143

>>52415069
>planning and expecting to die
NGMI

>> No.52415161

>>52415107
Christ this can't be bullish

>> No.52415197

>>52415161
Taurus is literally a bull

>> No.52415256

>>52415161
The hindustan times horoscopes are very accurate, I made 110 percent on friday and got a similar horoscope for that day.

>> No.52415267

>>52415042
>being a barely paid beat to hell israeli golem
no thx lole

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>futures

>> No.52415291

>>52413815
$4 million won’t even buy you a median home in 30 years

>> No.52415305

imagine thinking it's a good time to invest LOL the entire global economy is at the brink of collapse and people think they should be spending money on stocks LMAO

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>>52415305
>t.

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>>52415305

>> No.52415345

The Taurid comet swarm has a near-hyperbolic orbit around the sun and approaches the Earth around late October and June. It's responsible for the Younger Dryas extinction event that wiped out the advanced Atlantis civilzation. It's why many ancient civilzations celebrated the summer solstice in June and some version Hallow's Eve or Dead of the Dead in October.
Last month was the bottom.

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>>52415281
HOLY CHRIST THEY'RE BUILDING DUPLEX CABINS NOW AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA I HATE THE REAL ESTATE CHRIST AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>> No.52415358

>>52415305
It's been on the brink how many times now? All the governments are continuing to choose hyperinflation over crashing the plane. They could continue doing that indefinitely while QoL gets worse and worse.

>> No.52415359

>>52415042
I ran a 12:10 2 mile in airborne school and got shit on for being "slow".. these niggas slow

>> No.52415373

>>52415305
>tech stocks have crashed so hard it looks like the dot com bubble bursting

this is where winners are made anon

>> No.52415378

>>52415351
>52415351
how else are you supposed to go on a woods trip with your wife and her boyfriend?

>> No.52415385

>>52414969
Gap filled by morning ezpz

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>>52415281
>looks comfy
>see two doors

>> No.52415412

>>52415305
being a permadoomer must be exhausting

>> No.52415419

>>52414969
can someone explain why futures matter? I get that people anticipate the market will go down, but what if they're wrong?

>> No.52415433

>>52415419
the futures market is the market

>> No.52415439

Gold red
Oil red
Tech red
Vix green

Yeah I'm gonna make some $$$ this week

>> No.52415447
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52415447

>futures
>red
It's fine right?
We're just going to crab from uncertainty.

Reps shit their pants mid-terms, but at least they got the house which should stop dem spending, gridlock Washington, and prop markets via stability.

If next inflation report is also a drop and/or fed lightens up then we're gonna be moving up.

>> No.52415465

>>52415359
I ran an 18 minute mile in high school and stopped halfway to vomit

>> No.52415481

>>52415433
I thought they give a person the right to buy or sell something at an agreed price, but that doesn't mean it will actually reach that price

>> No.52415488

>>52415305
It's almost like consumer defensive / industrial stocks are a good place to keep your money during recession historically speaking. If you buy shit like AQB or "growth" tech stocks then yeah, you take insane risk. But nobody is holding you at gunpoint telling you to buy that shit.

>> No.52415497
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>>52415419
Sentiment n sheeiitt.

>> No.52415506

>>52415465
Lol, were you walking? A mile in 8 minutes is considered slow for women.

>> No.52415526

>>52415481
that's a stock option

>> No.52415530
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52415530

>>52415433
also checked

>>52415481
no, what ever the e-mini contracts are trading at is what the price is and will be on open.

>> No.52415541

>>52414830
>>52414772
>>52414814
>>52414847
I'm going all in at open, sorry bros

>> No.52415550

>>52415378
you have to go back

>> No.52415577

>>52415526
>>52415530
ah, I just looked up the difference between options and futures, options give you the right, futures are an obligation so if they're red there's an obligation to buy/sell at that price, which basically makes it the actual price at least until normal trading starts

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52415578

>>52415447
>at least they got the house
https://www.mediaite.com/tv/very-much-in-play-msnbcs-steve-kornacki-revises-projections-to-show-democrats-could-actually-retain-control-of-house/

>> No.52415599

>>52415578
is this bearish

>> No.52415620

SPY will test 400 this week and I’m tired of pretending it won’t.

>> No.52415622

>>52415599
Except for Cannabis, that's gonna moon, because Dems will 100% legalized weed federally.

>> No.52415624

>>52415577
kinda, the eminis are traded all day long though. Just because they're called "futures" doesn't mean it's only tracking pre-market action. They trade 23 hours a day M-F and then Sunday for 6 hours. That's why we say futures are the market.

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>>52415439
Nigga you know thats gonna reverse by open right

>> No.52415650

>>52415620
That's so easy to say it's only 2 off lmao

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>>52414863
I mean, its not thaat gay

>> No.52415657

>>52414233
just fucking look at him.

>> No.52415675
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>>52414894

>> No.52415683
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>>52415655
What is that

>> No.52415689

>>52415577
futures are effectively the market plus a small carry premium, on expiration they're settled regardless of price
if that weren't the case people would get a risk-free arbitrage shorting one and long the other

>> No.52415701

>>52415675
>tfw your husband got dragged off to a reeducation camp and there's some chinese nigga sleeping in your bed

>> No.52415738

>>52415578
lol it's a marketing gimmick from MSNBC, get the dems to watch more. It is going to be close but Repubs will have control advantage of at least 4 seats.

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52415752

/biz/ is all doom and gloom but is a comfy Sunday night here on /smg/ lol, lmao even.

>> No.52415759
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52415759

So... crypto is finally collapsing?

>> No.52415778

>>52415759
how many walmarts is the entire market cap of crypto? like 50?

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>>52415359
12:33 was my peak time, we had a delta fag (good goy though) as a first sgt so he loved to pick on me and tried to make me vomit while i was training. Good times.

>> No.52415792

>>52413686
Hello ma'am. I currently hold CCO, CNR, LUN, MMM, UNP, BRK.B, SWBI, and look to purchase POOL and CE for long term holds.

>> No.52415828
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>>52415752
Cheers anon!

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>>52415759
Im surprised its not under 12k yet

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>>52413686
No copy pastrami pls.

>> No.52415850
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>>52415655
Just some fag the cia will clean up when its time

>> No.52415888

>>52415778
1

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>>52415683
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>for you
>>52415850

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>>52415842
Why is ge getting rid of "digital energy" bros? I thought it's the future!
https://twitter.com/saylor/status/1435618793036959748

I'm getting brain aneurysm each time I read crypto bros justifications for why it's a good investment.

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>>52415842
Now that's a peculiar buck.

>> No.52415927

>>52415506
I was running as fast as I could anon, I had to stop and vomit

>> No.52415931
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>>52415752
Crypto is done

/smg/ bros.......... We won.

>> No.52415949
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52415949

Just how much knowing has occurred the last few weeks?

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>>52415927
What did you eat for second breakfast, anon?

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>>52415949
I don't know, but Elon is posting screencaps from /biz/ on twitter right now.

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>>52415828
Cheers to you as well, fren!

>> No.52415971

>>52415949
I think noticing is at an all time high, kanye might have been the straw that broke the camels back

>> No.52415979
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52415979

>>52415931
>I've just been steadily buying over the last 3 months
Bogle Samma, I kneel.

>> No.52416012

>>52415964
can you screencap the screencaps, twitter wont let me browse without an acc

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>>52415957
>What did you eat for second breakfast, anon?
slop shake

>> No.52416018

>>52415964
Please don't tell me he's going to buy this shithole and merge it with Twitter somehow. I almost wanna get TSLA puts as insurance in case that happens.

>> No.52416035

>>52415791
I saw an African kid run a 9:30 2mile but he couldn't do push-ups for shit. Saw lots of people run sub 10s. I literally was getting lapped on quarter mile tracks running 12 minute 2 mile

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So the second gap crypto is gonna fill will be called the widow maker.

>> No.52416050

>>52416018
twitter (free), twitter blue ($8), twitter N word ($20)

>> No.52416054

>>52416012
I mispoke, he's replying to the screencaps but he also re-posted an image that originated here.
>>52411536

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>>52415964
REferring this I presume?

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>tfw your boss publicly calls you out

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>>52416058
>jewish guy has BANKMAN as his last name
holy shit i am laughing

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>>52415898
Very impressive!

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>>52416089
yep, I love this timeline

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>>52416071
WAGIE WAGIE I thi k you need to do some u paid overtime!!!

>> No.52416130

>>52416105
He has BANK MAN in his name. I trust him to hold money, he was BORN for this.

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>>52415949
Dave Chappelle literally named the jew on live television in NYC on Saturday night live

>> No.52416141

>>52413649
so are we shorting coinbase tomorrow or what?

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>>52415964
For centuries, it was normal to keep an eye on the tribe. They've just had 80 years of free pass because someone tried to eliminate their whole tribe. But now we're like, "Ok, you really fucked us with Covid" and we pay attention again. I think it's bullish that Twitter has been taken over and the CNN+s of the world are going out of business.

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>>52416138
It's happening, isn't it?

>> No.52416198

>>52416141
kind of tricky, crypto is dead, but other firms dying might make them retain the rest of the dwindling money so if they gain users they could pump the next earnings

>> No.52416214

>>52416141
I'm never shorting. Even if you think you're right, the timing is also important. There can always be someone on the other side of the trade who can fuck the shorts up temporarily.

>> No.52416238

has a daytrader ever made a 100k in a day

>> No.52416249
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52416249

what are some tickers to capitalize on the modern diet?

>> No.52416253

>>52416198
Long term it will consolidate its competitors which are completely unregulated and lying about their reserves. In the short term it could drop a lot just because of a lack of trust. I'm more interest in crypto miners collapsing from the insane debt they've been using to expand the past 3 years.

>> No.52416254

>>52416238
that's pocket change, i think you could easily clear 10 million. Anything more than that and youre probably not able to close your position without tanking the liquidity of your trade

>> No.52416295

>>52416238
Takashi Kotegawa saw it had to be an error and was among a small number of day traders and institutional investors who pounced. Takashi Kotegawa made more than ¥2 billion, according to a Bloomberg News report at the time.

>> No.52416327

>>52416295
Nowadays those errors just get reversed though right? Like that retard that shot tin up 200000%

>> No.52416343
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52416343

Hmm I get paid tomorrow. The market is dumping tomorrow. Cheap shares back in vogue the day I get paid. Also happens to be one of the days I'm in charge at the office, so you know I do "nothing". Fate?. Someone "up there" giving me a nudge? Who knows..

>> No.52416354

>>52416249
Something tells me this guy doesnt understand what a real diet is.

>> No.52416379
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52416379

Is anyone else buying BABA at super lows right now?

>> No.52416390

>>52416379
wait for the ER this week

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>>52416379
>Baba

>> No.52416402

>>52416295
what error

>> No.52416409

>>52416249
Probably MCD but I am really waiting for that next earnings call.

>> No.52416429

>>52416379
it has a p/e of 34 and continues to drop revenue and profits. not a good company.

>> No.52416439

>>52416402
https://www.worldtopinvestors.com/takashi-kotegawa-investor-profile/#:~:text=%20T%20akashi%20Kotegawa%20%28nickname%20BNF%20%2F%20J-Com,one%20would%20have%20taken%20him%20for%20a%20multimillionaire.

>> No.52416443

Tomorrow will be nuts, I'm talking limit down nuts.

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>>52416379
I'm not a DAMN commie
so, no.

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>>52416354
what do you mean? It says Keto right on the candy, so its diet food

>> No.52416465

>>52416379
I wouldn't be buying Chinese stocks until US-China tensions resolve.

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>>52416443

>> No.52416495

>>52416379
I will consider buying a few 0DTEs

>> No.52416500

https://www.forexlive.com/news/china-has-unveiled-its-most-sweeping-rescue-package-to-bail-out-real-estate-market-20221113/
https://www.forexlive.com/news/china-to-open-monday-with-a-20pt-plan-to-optimize-covid-policy-16-pointer-for-property-20221114/

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Speaking of chinese companies, one security software company i bought was acquired by an american company, then a few years later i realized that american company was a subsidiary of lenovo (chinese parent). That security software was 100% used to kill uyghurs lmao, i unintentionally profited off of genocide

>> No.52416525

>>52416343
If you have spare time at your job do something positive for someone. Make sure the karma is positive and not a trap for your passive lifestyle to learn a cold lesson.

This action should transport you into a favourable timeline. Goodbye.

>> No.52416532

>>52416459
Lold

It's usually boomers that think this way though.. zoomers just rail Adderall and smoke weed pens all day instead of eating food (why does my stomach hurt?)

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>>52416459
Bet his fat ass never tested if he was in fact in ketosis. A proper diet means you stop stuffing your face with what ever crosses your plate.

>> No.52416563

Gonna get leaps on a Horozons grain etf for next year. 1-2 years for uranium bull stocks. Also bullish on water and agri over 5-10 years.
Looking at copper and gold etf leaps, and VIX calls for next summer

>> No.52416565

me rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4nuw3cA-lg

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52416567

>futures

>> No.52416585

>>52416563
I'm in HNU.TO as well with a small position, I can see it tripling if gas gets used a lot in europe over the winter

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Bull: ~7% inflation is considered "good", Russia is retreating from Kherson, looks like it will be a warm winter in the northern hemisphere, the US economy is impossible to kill, housing is collapsing.
Bear: China won't give up zero COVID, the war in Ukraine drags on, interest rates are having a serious impact on everything, Europe and the UK have nothing left to offer the world, housing is collapsing.

>> No.52416600

>>52416429
BABA has solid fundamentals still a falling knife imo but I'm just averaging down

>> No.52416640

looks like the banks keep on losing more money

https://twitter.com/zerohedge/status/1591965206426443776

>> No.52416644

>>52416600
I think the company idea is great, the service is great, but I disagree entirely on the fundamentals being great. It's priced like a growth stock but is performing like a mature dividend stock. Will the bear market reversal save it? Maybe. Personally I would buy OTM puts at this point if you already have a big position

>> No.52416663

>>52416585
But anyone who needed gas would have bought it months in advance. Is there still a demand for it? I havent really looked into it yet. Or do you mean next year? Natgas can be volatile in price

>> No.52416676

>>52415655
>the little faggot got his own jet airplane
>the little faggot he’s a millionaire

>> No.52416687

>>52416663
They have a huge supply glut at the moment, but gas companies aren't stupid. They expect the price to go up and when it does the tankers off shore of europe should make a good amount.

>> No.52416689

>>52416600
>>52416644
Instead of BABA, look into Sea Limited. Based in Singapore, also down massively.

>> No.52416690

>>52416379
Chinese stocks have good track record of keeping clean books, governent supporting them and zero history of scams. It's just a shame that I have no money left to spend this month mate. Otherwise I would definitely buy it.

>> No.52416725

>>52416640
> softbank
You couldn't pick worse indicator of financial sector health even if you tried

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>>52416690
>Chinese
>zero history of scams

>> No.52416768

>>52416249
That guy is trolling

>> No.52416772

>>52416756
It was worth posting it for that pepe.

>> No.52416774

>>52416689
https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2022-11-13/fall-of-the-world-s-hottest-stock-cost-sea-founders-32-billion

Bloomberg is saying it's similar to baba in that it's a mature stock that isn't profitable any more. They also have a gaming component which I have my doubts about. They don't have any IPs like microsoft or activision-blizzard to cash in on name recognition.

If earnings are good I will look into it more, thanks for the ticker anyway added to watchlist

>> No.52416798

>>52416596
The bullish thesis is 7.7% inflation is good...

Fucking rofl I still can't get over how fucking retarded pivotoors are

>> No.52416819

>>52413664
>not using the TOR network with a VPN connected to Switzerland to research on the Dark Web

>> No.52416820

>>52416774
They do have big IPs, but it's mobile gaming in Southeast Asia and South America, so nobody in the west knows about them. They're the most recognized brand in East Asia (outside China) for e-commerce. They're not nearly as mature as BABA so they got caught leveraging into growth when the money printer got turned off. I haven't bought them yet but they're on my watch list.

>> No.52416836

Crypto flushing

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>>52416379
You're not buying BABA, you're buying a shell company in the Cayman Islands. Retards swear up and down their shares can convert to HK but who knows if you get screwed on some technicality.

>> No.52416856

>>52416820
I'm more bullish on shopify, but I feel I missed the boat on their bounce. Never pulled the trigger, but their earnings report was a really nice reduction in costs of revenue. Could happen for SEA limited as well.

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>>52416768
I dont think he is.

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>>52416798
It's all based on the hope that inflation is somehow under control. As long as inflation is going anywhere but up, a mountain of money is ready to pile in.

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nasdaq bros... we got too cocky
china is laughing at us

>> No.52416920

>>52416836
sir this is a stock market general

>> No.52416924

>>52415759
Shitcoin holocaust. Crapto used to be worth 1.5 Apple computers. Now it's not even worth 1 amazon

>> No.52416935

>>52416866
>why don't you just take medicine for it?
T. -(((educated))) woman on ssris, benzos, birth control, anxiety meds and drinking her 4th cocktail tonight

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>>52414894

>> No.52416964

Been watching cryptard YouTube videos. Even they know its over

>> No.52416971

It's time to buy BZFD

>> No.52416974

>>52416866
these pigs make me sick, if we do a shoah we need to send all fat fucks to the ovens too

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>>52416935
lel

>> No.52417005

>>52416976
that is terrible

>> No.52417008
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52417008

Seems really silly to sell off PBR on a rumour that the new government is going to cut its dividend.. When its dividend is not fueled by debt. Its dividend is essentially almost all free cash flow. In the last year it gave back 90% and re-invested about 10% of it. The court did not even suspend its december dividend, and told the litigants to bring their ass to court to get heem'd.

Linked a financial report on them. They are just as healthy as the rest of the industry.

>> No.52417020

>>52416976
I'm laughing so hard I hurt myself. 10/10 troll or just another data point that humanity isn't worth trying to save

>> No.52417026

>>52417005
It's trolling

>> No.52417035

>>52417008
yeah it's not about their ability to pay it's about their ideological reasons to not let foreigners extract wealth from brazil
it would be something like the norway fund where it gets invested for the good of the country

>> No.52417058

>>52416964
Its only truly over when Bitcoin plummets to $0.

Still, I would rather invest in stocks anyway.

>> No.52417062

>>52415752
/smg/ is also doom and gloom but it doesn't seem that way cause bears just recently got destroyed

>> No.52417077

>>52416976
Uh.. the real way to lose weight is very simple; portion control and you know actually exercise/move around. All it takes is a look at pictures of people in the 1980s,70's, 60's,etc. No fancy diet required.

>> No.52417094
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>>52414894

>> No.52417103

>>52417035
I doubt a brazilian is going to just let it get "re-invested for the good of the country" some of those favela apes will put a grenade up their ass

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>>52416903
INDA sirs...
It happened...
We Are A Superpower...

>> No.52417123

>>52417008
It's inherent risk connected with investing in banana republics. No matter how healthy your business is, coke addicted polititians will find a way to fuck your life up if you don't pay the bribe.

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>>52414894

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>>52417111
Theyre actually doing relatively well despite the memes

>> No.52417138

>>52416964
btc is going back to 3000 and crabbing forever in the range of ±1000

>> No.52417176

>>52416839
If the VIE loophole were to close the global market would distrust the Chinese to a point of no return I don't think they will close it

>> No.52417178

Hang Seng pumping, Nikkei recovering. Sorry bobos.

>> No.52417186

>>52417077
I can’t do portion control so I only eat one meal a day

>> No.52417188

>>52417008
Lula was president before, which people seem not to realize, and the stock did massively well during his prior term. He didnt nationalize it before so why do it now. Of course, expanding into renewable faggotry or whatever will probably happen, but there are a bunch of reasons to like non-US oil equities right now from what I've been reading, and the FUD around it seems like an opportunity. But Im retarded so who knows. But EC seems a little bit similar and no expectation of the divvy being cut in spite of recent lefty govt

>> No.52417195

>>52417123
Monkey court said they will not suspend dividend payment.
"TCU Minister Augusto Nardes told Reuters there is "no reason" for an emergency precautionary measure to stop the payment, adding that a final decision will be made on Dec. 29.

"I see no reason to alert and leave the market in a situation of instability," he said."

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>>52417111
das rite ho

>> No.52417217

New

>>52417209
>>52417209

>> No.52417243

>>52417217
early bakers are a sign of a bear market
>red at open tomorrow confirmed

>> No.52417246

>>52417195
Seems like bride got paid

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>>52416866
JUST PUT THE FUCKING FORK DOWN YOU GLUTTONOUS FUCKING SLOB JFC

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>>52417008
>64% owned by the country of Brazil
>founding slogan: "The Oil is Ours"
>new lefty presidente
>ceo forcibly ousted by the government not even a year ago
Danger and opportunity, but which shall prevail? Good luck anon

>> No.52417356

>>52417178
>Hang Seng back up 20% from the lows 2 weeks ago
Who knows how long this pump will last?

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>>52416596
>>52416798
>actually thinking the YoY number matters

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Ekhm, got an update
Stocks will keep going up at least until the time that they start going down again. We will know for sure when that occurs because price changes will switch from an upward direction to a downward one. The main indicator that we can use to identify this switch is that we will start to see stock prices falling instead of rising. That will tell us when returns on stocks have begun changing from positive to negative. With negative returns, that means that stock values will be shrinking rather than growing. Thus, the prices at which stocks are bought and sold will be going down instead of going up. In fact, if a stock's price is changing, then that means it is either falling or rising.

>> No.52417475

>>52416774
MPNGY should be noted as well

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>>52417132
Of course sir
Very needful returns with the factory moves
Ch*nese bloody basterds need not apply!

>t. unironic INDA position since 2020

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>>52416839
China has shown that it doesn't matter who you are. They make a point to humiliate the highest billionaires available. With you, not even a Chinese national, they'll simply look the other way. They won't even acknowledge your shares, or the brokerage calling their law offices, or the brokerage calling your law offices. It really won't matter whatsoever in the slightest. It will be funny for them to publicly claim "We took 12T in AUM from the retail Americans today."

Can you imagine?

>> No.52417966

>>52416179
No. People have been naming the jew for decades and they never come out on top, this is no exception.

>> No.52418201

>>52417429
Great work, keep us posted

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>>52417429
Oh didn't know that thank you fren.
The other indicator I know is the numbers turn red for down and green for up.
They don't turn other colors for anything else so once you get used to it you can tell by that when you look.

>> No.52418553

>>52418514
Sometimes they're white

>> No.52418575

I'll end this thread with my own hands, if I must.

>> No.52418669

>>52418575
And so I shall. 309, one away from the bump limit. Take me to the edge.

>> No.52418687

>>52418669
> he does it for free
You're welcome jannies.

>> No.52418719

>>52418687
There. It's over. It's done.

>> No.52418726

>>52414943
The mongols drank fermented milk

>> No.52419434

>>52418553
Oh that's too bad
Maybe if they just stayed white they would never go down again