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>start office job
>female manager
>things going well, work being done on time
>job involves generic officeshit, emailing lots of people, asking other people to send or do little bits of work
>nothing but praise from manager
>few months in
>she gives off signs that she wants to FUCK
>get to the point of SEX
>her tits are uneven
>about to take her from behind
>her asshole is really really brown
>massive roastflaps
>smells bad
>cant get hard
>hiding in her bathroom now

what do I do bros?

>> No.52412336

>>52412305
invest in Chainlink

>> No.52412409
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52412409

>>52412305

I have never had sex with a woman who I met organically in person. How the fuck does it work? I fucked 5 girls but every single one was from online and there was a basic assumption of sexual interest before we even met in person. How the actual fuck do you go from meeting a person in a platonic context and escalating to sex? Dating apps made me autistic

>> No.52413240

>>52412409
You need to be very friendly with each other, touch yourself playfully at non threatning parts of the body first, then you watch a movie for example and you ask if she wants to lay on your arm, then touch her tits "accidentally", then pussy, then she wants sex voila. It's just very basic form.

>> No.52414409

I fucked my supervisor and had to quit 4 months later because she couldn't stop. And my dick is only 4.5 inches so that was a surprise to me

>> No.52414452
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52414452

>>52412305
The female I work with that hated me for months has started being nice to me the past couple weeks. What is the reason for this? Did my boss tell her he was gonna fire me so she decided to be nice until then?
And no she 100%does not want to fuck me before you imply that

>> No.52414479

>>52412305
Last time I had an office job I fucked 3 women that worked there. After 3 of them eventually dumped me, it was like working in hell. I had to leave after the third. Everyone in the office knew and would stare at me and talk shit about me daily. Now jokes I'm them cause I'm a NEET.

>> No.52414502

>>52413240
Hand on lower back gets them moist.

>> No.52414547

>>52414409
I'm fucking my coworker for the last few months. Not in the office obviously. We are more like friends with benefits at this stage. One time I came without a condom in her, risky shit don't want to impregnate her.